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Tue October 19, 2021
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
A home rented on VRBO, Made some of the neighbors loco. They warned them to leave, Wrote that they would grieve, Go back to Kansas in toto
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Mon October 18, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
You might want to rethink that clever Halloween costume idea
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Thu October 14, 2021
(WWL.com)
 
 
 
Should I not have sent an email to the mayor of New Orleans threatening to lynch her? Was that wrong?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Smeggin' Thee Stallion
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Sat October 09, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After the Zags' coach tried to drive after a Few too many, the university has suspended him...for the season opener against Cupcake U. I'm sure he's learned a lesson
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police find dead body without having to ax the suspect where it was
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man arrested and mistaken by police for someone else. What's the worst that could happen?
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Fri October 01, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: YOU ARE NOT SPENDING SUFFICIENT TIME THINKING ABOUT GABBY PETITO. Now, here's an article about "new bodycam footage" that doesn't change anything or add any information of value. WATCH IT
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Big-money GOP donor: Corey Lewandowski sexually harassed my wife and the MAGA PAC isn't getting another dime for me while he is employed by it. MAGA PAC: Corey who? There's nobody by that name who works here...anymore
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a real baby. My sister-in-law has a dog she says is her baby. Dogs bite, and they view children as appetizers. Am I right to say that I want her dog--which is an animal, not a baby--nowhere near my child? I think it's reasonable. Am I wrong?"
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Mon September 27, 2021
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Bad: filing a false police report. Worse: to cover up a theft that you made. Fark: of a parrot
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A real fright. Employee stabs child going through Haunted House
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma minister tackled by bystander, arrested by police after allegedly touching child inappropriately at bus stop every day as he jogged by. With pic of results of said tackle
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FBI intensifies manhunt with federal arrest warrant for Brian Laundrie. Apparently, he forget the dead can't use debit cards
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tired, tired of playing the game, Ain't it a crying shame I'm so tired
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Mon September 20, 2021
(WYTV Youngstown)
 
 
 
"There's always any type of risk when you don't know what the item is in the bathroom that you may come in contact with." Local authorities warn of the dangers of... drugs on toilet seats?
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
That time the smoke detector wouldn't stop beeping
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
"We're in Vegas, we've got a full tank of gas, a limo, tons of booze, two hookers, it's dark out, and we're Connecticut police officers." .. "Hit it"
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Sat September 18, 2021
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Protecting yourself and your passengers from a raving lunatic? That's a suspension
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Fri September 17, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
T.I. gets calculated win over sexual assault allegations
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Thu September 16, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Deezen's Nuts
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Alex Murdaugh saga takes another turn as the death three years ago of a longtime housekeeper and nanny for the family will be the subject of a criminal investigation. Apparently he wanted to Murdaugh everyone
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
University student comes down from LSD trip at 32 feet per second
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Mon September 13, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Five Guys is maybe Three or Four Guys after employee takes umbrage at coworker's feedback of his productivity
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Judge cancels Rod Stewart's trial for punching a security guard. Still as blind as a fool can be
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Sat September 11, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Cast iron skillets are a hot item
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Fri September 10, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Meth apparently has been rebranded as the "Elixir of Life"
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(Capital Gazette)
 
 
 
Crazy semen prick by crazy Stemen prick leads to prison
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Thu September 09, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Beatings And Buried Videos Are A Pattern With The _________ State Police
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Swiss encrypted email provider ProtonMail surrenders user IP address to French police. Fark: of a truly dangerous anti-gentrification activist
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Kelly unloads on parking lot attendant
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Fri September 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember when political parties used to vet their potential candidates before they ran for higher office? Pepperidge Farms remembers
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Wed September 01, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man drives paranoid to Punxsutawney because his CD player was spying on him
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Fri August 27, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
No sex on the beach. Not even a quickie
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Wed August 25, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Bad: A hit and run driver knocks you off your motorcycle. Good: Bystanders stop to help. Fark: One bystander immediately steals your wallet
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
You're doing it wrong. "In addition to sealing off Mirza's manhood, the couple also mixed the epoxy with "whitener" and inhaled the mixture for a kick"
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Tue August 24, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Congratulations Tech Bros, you just invented feudalism
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Sat August 21, 2021
(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Here's your red card and a bullet
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In the "Ya Don't Say?" category: A Republican congressional candidate who actually witnessed Mike Lindell's "attack" says that Mike Lindell was not attacked
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Mon August 16, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"I can not believe that showing Cody my boobs would get me arrested," Danielle Ferrero told cops
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Sun August 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Proud Boys stabbing people at anti-mask protest in LA
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Sat August 14, 2021
(WTSP)
 
 
 
"COVID is a very serious thing, but so is my vacation with my family"
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Fri August 13, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell attacked by Antifa in hotel lobby in South Dakota. Because of course he was. Would doubt this man with his rock solid credibility?
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Massaging public opinion?
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Fri August 06, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If drunk driving were an olympic event, he would do his country proud
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Wed August 04, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Passenger gropes two flight attendants, assaults another, gets taped to his seat ... and naturally, the flight attendants were going to be punished
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Mon August 02, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
LA Lakers fans bid Kyle Kuzma a fond farewell by stealing his SUV, leading a 10-mile police chase before smashing into LAPD car
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Tue July 27, 2021
(NECN Boston)
 
 
 
The Moors decide to sue
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Fri July 23, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker repeatedly threatened to murder his ex-wife. Really, more of a resumé for Cabinet Secretary after the Trump restoration than Senator
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Wed July 21, 2021
(The Eagle Tribune)
 
 
 
You'd think the master race would be able to afford a bottle of Suave
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
An urban legend finally comes to life, as 5 kids taken to hospital after ingesting cannabis candies
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
What can you do when a man shows up at elementary school, flying Nazi flags, yelling profanities from sidewalk at kids, parents, teachers? Apparently nothing
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If you wake up covered in blood next to your girlfriend's dead body in a cheap motel room at the corner of Dean Martin Dr and Tropicana Ave, you're either the protagonist of an early 00's "noir" video game or in a WHOLE lot of trouble with the cops
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Richard Sherman's father-in-law pepper sprayed the NFL veteran. If he had also used mustard gas, Sherman would now be a seasoned veteran
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Wed July 14, 2021
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
All gas, no brakes, and Jesus is steering. And here comes the red traffic light
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Mon July 12, 2021
(News Break)
 
 
 
You would think getting out of jail would be one of the better days of your life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man finds loophole in Florida law allowing him to cosplay as a mass murderer who enjoys fishing
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Sat July 10, 2021
(TSN)
 
 
 
Sorry we covered up a coach sexually abusing you, care to help us with a PR stunt?
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
After getting pulled over, driver called 911 with phony shooting report. Hoped cops would leave him to search for purported gunman
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Tue July 06, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
It's kind of like Goldilocks, but when the bears dial 911, the state trooper wakes the little drunken girl and she attacks the state trooper with a table
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Autopsy: Cause of death for Blue Jackets goalie who was shot in the chest with a mortar was, uh, the mortar to the chest thing
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Journal Times)
 
 
 
Mount Pleasant, WI: Helping Foxconn screw people over since 2017
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Teens report teacher for frequently making sexual comments in class, discover being right still means one can lose
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Pot, something something something. I'm going to just hang out and eat some Doritos
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Two Karens, one arrest
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