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Mon October 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Five school shootings were thwarted in October, one of which was last Thursday, in the next county over from where Drew's kids go to school
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Apparently Permit Patty has a cousin in VA. Should we call her Passport Polly?
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Ten-year-old boy shoots twin sister in the head after finding gun in car while dad shopped at Tennessee Dollar General
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seems NYPD will try anything to get out of wearing body cams
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Add palm trees to list of things that can kill you in Florida. So, stay alert, don't get caught napping
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The beat was about to drop," and then it dropped
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Behold, the visage of he who would break into a house of prayer and steal money from the donation box
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Sun October 21, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas cops raid home of a candidate to verify that he really lives there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Music note, Eling with dove, Marilyn Monroe sugar skull bird, flower, love on inside of lip, wish your heart makes the human world is a mess, mermaid, we're all mad here, cat pineapple, airplane, butterfly, my story isn't over, just keep swimming, fish
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Sat October 20, 2018
(The Bolton News)
 
 
 
Parking effort goes really, really, really wrong
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(CNN)
 
 
 
City Commissioner: He offered to return the axe and pay for it, so when he tried to run, I shot him. I stood my ground. DA: Nope
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(Freedom From Religion)
 
 
 
Yes it's illegal to throw puppies in the dump but a sheriff's department found the lawbreaker and held a prayer meeting with her, so it's cool
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh that's cute. Police officers are cosplaying warriors. They think they're soldiers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Police: Skull found in woods not related to Halloween, but it's like 100 years old, and may be cursed or something, so watch out
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Fri October 19, 2018
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Police pull royal jumper down from the Sydney Harbour Bridge in front of huge crowd after he goes off on crazy rant about the Australian Invictus Games
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Star of Free Willy arrested in a whale of a tale
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Glazed Donut Gail calls cops because black woman was speaking a foreign language
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Orlando police extend computer-aided facial hair recognition program developed by Amazon, despite concerns from privacy advocates and goateed evil twins everywhere
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Hi, my name is Narc McCopper. I'd like to search you, but you can refuse. Here's my card if you want a copy of my body cam footage, and info on the reverse about how to complain about our encounter today"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
What starts with "F" and ends with "uck" and is something you yell when it jumps the curb and smashes over a dozen cars?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Good: After mass shooting in Parkland high school, state passes law allowing officials to confiscate guns from mentally unstable people. Fark: While allowing mentally unstable people to still be able to buy new replacement guns
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Thu October 18, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Okay, everybody who is helping to put Weinstein behind bars please step forward. And where the hell do you think you're going, Mr. Lead Detective
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Suddenly ... balls in your face
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meeting with VA inmates struggling with drug addiction, Congressman Dave Brat tells them:"I've got $5 million worth of negative ads coming at me. How do you think I'm feeling? Nothing's easy. For anybody." -Mr Empathy, Ladies and Gentlemen
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Black man sentenced to 8 years in Miss. prison for marijuana he said was legally obtained in Oregon"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Man made off with five cases of Bud Light in 'textbook' beer theft, police say. Tag is for his selection
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Proud Boy founder Gavin McInnes: "We will kill you." .. He sounds proud
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
UK police spent £18,000 and sent more than 100 officers to 45-hour stand-off with one man who was MOONING them from rooftop, no word if elderberries were involved
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Man orders Subway sandwich, then robs the place. Comes back because he forgot his sandwich. Eat fresh
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Hours after repealing a voter initiative that gave tipped workers a raise to $13.25 per hour, DC officials vote to raise their own pay by $20k per year
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Gardner arrested for plant thefts
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Wed October 17, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bowling alley worker attacked by a customer and hit in the head with a bowling ball. Fortunately, with the help of emergency crews his life was spared
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Bowling alley worker attacked by a customer and hit in the head with a bowling ball. Fortunately, with the help of emergency crews his life was spared
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Brooklyn food vendors get some unsavory news when the company providing space for their kitchens closes with two minutes warning, leaving them no way to put food on their tables
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Not news: Man tricks women into sex. More interesting: By posing as an agent for a well-known porn production company. Fark: One of the women and a private eye for the porn company conduct a vigilante sting operation against him
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Successful burglars make sure to get in and out fast. Then there's this guy
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
News: Ice cream truck driver stalked young girls. Fark: He drove the "Mr Ding-a-Ling" truck
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC deploys robotic security forces on the streets. Pimpbot 5000, representatives from Omni Consumer Products and Dr. Hans Reinhardt all unavailable for comment
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Added to the list of things black people aren't allowed to do: watch their children play soccer (w/video)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the s*** out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens"
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Dude caught in online child sex sting said he only showed up because he suspected it was a sting and thought it would be "cool to see it in action." Now he can check both that and "national laughing stock" off his bucket list
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
Woofday
 
Two-week-old puppy gets head stuck in gate, gets unstuck with police help just in time to enjoy his Woofday Wetnose Wednesday #3
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
D.A.R.E. fights opioid crisis with new lesson plans, which will be rolled up and smoked by students
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Police looking for 4 black males in a Hyundai Elantra arrest woman waiting for Applebee's interview. Guess which attribute she matched
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Tue October 16, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Giant nose stolen off porch. Police are looking for a woman in a tunic and a butler robot holding a silver ball
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Did NYPD detain any violent right-wing thugs after street brawl? Nein. Might there still be arrests? Nine
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Man breaks into car wash, gains access to vacuums, shockingly does not go on a vacuuming spree
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Brave deputies enter home uninvited, demand man stop filming him. In. His. Own. Home. Fark: It is not illegal in Mississippi to film a police officer
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man dies in freak Bronx subway escalator accident. In other news, there's a working subway escalator in the Bronx
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Naked shark tank swimmer had assaulted someone at Medieval Times hours before skinny dipping
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Mon October 15, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Fact-checking the Florida gubernatorial ads: no, the Democrat candidate is not on the run from the FBI. Probably
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Dead ceiling babies is a great band name, but not a good storage method if you are a funeral home
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Protip: If you plan on looting after a natural disaster, don't shout, "I'm Looting" while attempting to steal a police car like Florida Man here
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Navy sailor arrested after a Friday night incident involving alcohol, narcotics, nudity, and assault on a law enforcement officer at Busch Gardens
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Must be some damn good beer
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Sun October 14, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
How polite are Japanese people? Man asks to rob a convenience store and is told no. So he leaves, goes to police station and turns himself in
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
NYPD chose to ignore violent gang of thugs beating up random people on the street. Could it be because the gang was white?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Think you're really anonymous? Guess again. Police say 75% of people can be matched right now to at least a third cousin in a genetic database
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Sat October 13, 2018
(Fairfield Citizen)
 
 
 
What a load of balls
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(107.1 the Z)
 
 
 
After auto theft, "Police urge residents to lock their vehicles as none of the vehicles in question had their doors locked, and that several unlocked vehicles still had keys in the ignition." Evidently, some people still live in Mayberry RFD
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump supporter calls the police on a black Lyft driver because he wouldn't turn on the radio. "I feel racially profiled...because I'm not black"
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee dad tries to kill his son with a chainsaw while his son's mowing the yard. So the son mows his dad's leg. Off
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Batman, hot on the trail of The Joker, enlists help from local police to investigate a crime scene. Why is this in the "D'aww" tab? Click and you'll understand
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Fri October 12, 2018
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Maybe just get behind the cameras and not be in the shot at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cornerstore Caroline has name changed to Cornerstore Carolyin'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
First BBQ Becky, then Permit Patty, and now Cornerstore Caroline. Maybe they should make a special 912 number for these people that just goes to voicemail
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
"They can't send me to Juvie, I'm 46 years old"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Idiot fails to secure burn permit, decides to burn his hot tub. In his in-ground pool. With some other items. But it was the spectacular conflagration of the hot tub's foam insulation which melted the siding on his house
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If plan to set off late-night explosions to piss off the neighbors, you should probably do a better job of hiding your bombs, methamphetamine, bomb-making chemicals, firearms, and child porn
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Thu October 11, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan man arrested today for killing his wife 43 years ago
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan man arrested today for killing his wife 43 years ago
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Family of man shot by police said that he wouldn't have shot at police because he had done that before and wouldn't do it again
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Moose Inconsolable
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Shooting victim returns fire, chases down suspects and crashes into them
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
...When the #BLM libs, who were up to no good / Started making trouble with my livelihood / I'd shot *one* little kid, and the town got scared / I said, "Undo my application to be a cop in Bellaire"
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(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
He brings justice to a parched wasteland, where the earth is irrigated by the blood shed by desperate inhabitants engaging in melee combat over access to water. Mad Max? Fist of the North Star? Nope, Colorado water cop
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Father of the Year candidate charged with giving his 12-year-old son opioids, whippets, and tobacco. Wait, one of those things is not like the others
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown is having a bad couple of weeks
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Wed October 10, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
The naked suspect, a priest told cops, "dipped his rear-end into the Holy Water fountain and splashed around a bit before entering the sanctuary while masturbating"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
A ladder was stolen. Shots rung out. Police take steps. An extension is offered to the man on the roof. He walks out the door
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida police seeking home invader who hit sleeping woman with vase. Finally, one for the cold vase files
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
Final Destination cosplay level: Expert
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Healdsburg police search for thief that stole 20 foot long, 1000 pound hammer. If caught, they'll send him to the big house
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Idaho State Police adds one cool cat to aid in bridge control; new officer goes by "Bob"
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
No injuries reported after explosion at Wisconsin ethanol plant. Officials suspect alcohol was involved
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"Meanwhile, (the) 13-year-old daughter had a pack of cigarettes in her bra, police said" is the least disturbing part of this story
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Before you accept a check for $30,000 from a woman in payment for your truck, make sure she was never on the Judge Judy show for conning a yoga studio
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Normal behavior in haunted house attraction: screaming, jumping. Not normal behavior: choking one employee and grabbing another's breasts
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Dead body found floating in Cocoa. See, that's what being Cuckoo gets you
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Tue October 09, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Sheriff investigating car that was 'purposefully launched' into river. Duke boys wanted for questioning
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't tase my barking dog, bro
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
A Louisville man posted on Facebook that he was being harassed by the police. The responding police officer proved him right
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump officially advocates for public groping and touching
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
'A woman who was hit and killed by an SUV in Kent this weekend had laid down in the road during an argument with her husband, who she had hit with a meat tenderizer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
KARA member Goo Ha Ra files suit against Choi for showing people their goo
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Couple's home is licensed as a daycare for up to 10 children. Also has 13 harvested marijuana plants, two pounds of marijuana, 19 firearms, 75 grams of kratom and $31,000 in cash for the kids to play with
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Man smashes dome lamps in Moscow metro thinking he is hunting for penguins
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Latest trend in Indian mob-based violence: defending the honor of cows
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Cops find $25,000 in stolen tequila after man advertises on socials... Question is, how do you hide $25,000 in a tequila bottle?
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Zookeeper mauled to death by enraged white tiger, who clearly wanted to go back to its ancestral home at a Las Vegas mansion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bulgarian reporter murdered in Ruse park. Police hope it's some sort of trick
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Mon October 08, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, secretly record this police stop
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Missouri couple finds way to keep spark alive in their 31-year marriage with adultery and weapons
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
High school band performs during football game where students dressed as medical staff point guns at police officers. Hilarity fails to ensue. Difficulty: Mississippi
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pandemonium erupts at 'Lil Wayne concert, injuring twelve. Thirteenth and last spectator okay
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Creating fake facebook accounts by law enforcement is illegal, yet to the surprise of absolutely no one they keep doing it anyway
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Stupid: selling drugs out of your vehicle. Fark: selling drugs out of your police cruiser
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Teen making homemade explosive device can now only count to three
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
New York driving instructor drove drunk while teaching students, played bumper cars in traffic, police say. Caught when students jumped ship and called the heat
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Those "marry yourself a prince" bennies just keep on coming
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Sun October 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
See? Running in marathons is really bad for your health and could kill you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frodo arrested after lengthy police chase in Texas
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Community seems to not notice thieves stealing a 20-ton lead roof from the local church
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Florida man arrested for planning to kill liberals in their sleep claims he "didn't intend to hurt anyone"
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
First Amendment Rights on your own property no longer apply in Texas
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Sat October 06, 2018
(A&E TV)
 
 
 
Staying out of trouble tonight? Sit back and watch those among us who have chosen another path. Live PD starts @ 9PM Eastern on A&E
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Guard who boiled an inmate to death becomes cop who loses evidence, crashes patrol car, has sex on the job, faces termination. Florida: And is also a finalist for Officer of the Year
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's being fascinated with police, and then there's being 'fascinated with police'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
United States: We reject the International Court of Justice's authority over us. China: Hold my Baijiu and watch this
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(Times Leader Online)
 
 
 
I shot one little kid and my chief got scared, he said "You're fired but they need part-time cops in Bellaire"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police rescue British man held in a shed 40 years as a slave. The good news? He now has the experience necessary to apply for a job with Amazon
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Fri October 05, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
The leader of Interpol has gone missing. Police on the lookout for a woman in a red trench coat
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Protip: if you are going to hire a hitman to kill your ex-boyfriend, it might not be best to communicate the particulars over the online dating app Plenty of Fish
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rhode Island gubernatorial candidate arrested with what police said was 48 pounds of illegal pot. Now say it was just 48 ounces
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
NewsFlash
 
In the shooting of a black teenager, a cop is found... wait, this can't be right
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
NewsFlash
 
In the shooting of a black teenager, a cop is found... wait, this can't be right
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Disney employee narrowly escapes becoming another captured soul of nightmarish attraction
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
There's bold, and there's running a brothel across the street from the county courthouse
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(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
"Sir, why are you recording me?" "Because I can?" "No, you can't. Not of me. No, you can't." "Well, I can. This is a public street and, by the way, you're live on YouTube right now." (Skip to 3:00)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Police await not so swanky any more turd polished diamond ring from Irish diamond geezer who gobbled it down at a Turkish diamond jewellers
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After running afoul for a while, the wallaby in Pennsylvania has finally been caught
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Man invites three women to his French Quarter hotel room at 3:15 a.m. What could possibly go wrong?
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Mom accused of bringing teenage son on burglaries
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(France 24)
 
 
 
There's a mamba no. 5 joke in here somewhere
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
71 Year old Bonanno crime family associate shot in McDonald's drive through waiting for his medium coffee. These clowns are a lot less classy than Francis Ford Coppola would have you believe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
71 Year old Bonanno crime family associate shot in McDonald's drive through waiting for his medium coffee. These clowns are a lot less classy than Francis Ford Coppola would have you believe
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
MMA fighter told he was on 'do not fly list' and proves them right, when he attacks another passenger, in retaliation. Fark: Not Conor McGreggor
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
CEO who sold phones with "totally unbreakable encryption" takes plea deal
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Thu October 04, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Handcuffed man steals probation department vehicle to escape arrest. Learns bystanders don't like to help a man in handcuffs
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"During the melee, a bystander is seen watching the attack and sipping from a fountain drink before walking away." (with guilty-of-stealing-my-heart mugshot)
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Could there be a copycat cayenne a-salter? Police say that's the rub
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Birds go on drunken bender before Viking game. Philly fans, obviously
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
It started with a routine fender bender. It morphed into an attempted extortion, a kidnapping, a ransom, and finally a chase involving police officers. The Aristocrats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Father of officer whose police car and service weapon were stolen by prostitute he was about to hire when he went to an ATM: "You've got to be farking kidding me"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Father of officer whose police car and service weapon were stolen by prostitute he was about to hire when he went to an ATM: "You've got to be farking kidding me"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I hate spiders, and I just walked into my kitchen and found a 3" Shelob hanging out and saying "biatch, this is my kitchen now" before I stepped on it. Question: at this point, should I just burn my house down to be safe?
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
Woofday
 
46 pounds of weed and mushrooms found by Police K-9 Officer Bear. Police have made one arrest and Bear has been listening to "Atom Heart Mother" for three hours now
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Wed October 03, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Okay, lady, this is a stickup. No funny stuff; I've got pliers and I know how to use them"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Active shooter incident reported in Florence, South Carolina -- seven law enforcement officers have been shot [Update: one has died, suspect in custody]
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Smash-and-grab thief makes off with nearly 60 bottles of alcohol. Police asking for tips, such as the location of the next Fark party
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ninety-year-old murderer forgets to remove Fitbit from victim... the key piece of evidence showing exact time of death
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Will Donnie Two Kurds insult our allies? Will he fondle our enemies? Will Mueller tighten the noose a bit more? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Police think there might be a link between a man who was at the scene of six different fires spanning 17 years, but it still "remains a mystery"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chicago officer on trial for murder: The video doesn't show my perspective. From where I was standing there was no way I could know that someone with a knife gets closer if you walk towards them
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Generation Z, they are far more politically savvy than their elders
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
You'd think a police officer would know better than to send his wife divorce papers downloaded from the internet with a forged signature of a judge who doesn't exist. Then again, this is Arkansas
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Man cleared of charges of striking police horse, claims he's only pawn in game of life
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Police arrest several white supremacists and charge them with rioting and inciting violence. Fark: A year later
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Tue October 02, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Third time is not a charm. 'Bad Luck Bandit' smacked in head with own brick after it bounces off restaurant's bulletproof glass
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All three people in car explosion knew each other, police say. Of course, at the last moment, something happened to tear them apart
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man arrested for practicing dentistry without a license after police get all up in his grills
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Busting through a brick wall, using a blowtorch to rob a grocery store safe: 9/10. Not wearing a mask and staring directly into the camera recording your faces: 0/10
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(WOWK Charleston)
 
 
 
Phone case that looks like a gun. What could possibly go wrong?
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Catholic priest charged with patronizing a prostitute is the best news the Church has had in a while
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
State police use helicopter to send tents flying after rowdy tailgating party at Penn State gets out of hand
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pizza driver calls 911 after seeing kidnapped woman mouth "Help me" in Waldo, Wisconsin. No word on how long rescue was delayed while the police tried to figure out where that was
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man agrees with Kayne West on the whole 13th Amendment slavery thing, tries to buy girl for $200,000 at Walmart (with mugshot)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thanks to President Trump's cuts to IRS enforcement, provided you're not a close associate of President Trump, there may never be a better time to be a tax cheat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
That bar fight Kavanaugh started in 1985? Yep, there's a police report
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Today's Mad Libs-inspired headline: It turns out the petting zoo goat that lay dead in a bowl of food for hours before being noticed was actually mortally injured when a camel fell on it
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Missouri loses 1,300 registered sex offenders
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Mon October 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What are the odds of finding a "sanitary pad" in your hot pot meal and then finding another one while dining at another hot pot restaurant the following day? Pretty good if you're a scammer trying to extort money
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Sun September 30, 2018
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Florida grandma scares off naked intruder by popping her dentures out
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Sat September 29, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Man steals 13 automatic gate openers. Police say he's probably fencing them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The FBI is also investigating the vice squad that cuffed Stormy Daniels
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Man bites dog
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
If you bought waffle mix from a shady guy in the Atlanta area recently, the police would like a word with you- if only to ask you why you bought waffle mix from a shady guy
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Fri September 28, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Teen wanted for theft asked for his own reward money
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
What...I can't ride my electric razor scooter while drunk? I thought this was America
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(Journal Times)
 
 
 
In the running for the dumbest criminals ever: Two 19-year-olds try to rob gas station, do everything wrong. Cue Benny Hill music
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Police sketches persist in the age of technology, much to the delight of Fark submitters
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man didn't know he was receiving oral sex from another man until he lifted the blindfold. Also the beard was a dead giveaway
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
BAH GOD KING, IT'S A REAL SLOBBERKNOCKER AT THE FAMILY DOLLAR (with video)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Fox News contributor call Kavanaugh's accusers skanks. Can't they just fire hi--oh wait. That escalated quickly
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you contributed money to a guy's 5-gallon jug alongside Highway 395 in Victorville, CA for "Little Johnny" Funeral Expenses you'll need to Praise Jesus and/or contact the San Berdoo Sheriff's Dept
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Thu September 27, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump repeats the lie that women try to get rich by accusing men like him of rape, in some cases even going so far as to file a police report instead of accepting a check for $750,000
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Man cited for cracking open container of alcohol in back of police cruiser. Who knew that was illegal?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man who chased jet down the runway after missing his flight is respectfully apologetic in court. Just kidding, he yelled at reporters and "exposed his backside"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tennessee man is pulled over and charged with, among other things, "criminal simulation". Because "we found five fake 100 dollar bills in his ass" is not approved language on government forms
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fite Mor PasurzBi
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Woman reports false teeth stolen after 10-day search, tells police to GET TO THE CHOPPAS
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Yeah, Mom's here, but she's not able to compose herself"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NHL on drugs? This will be the tip of the cocaine iceberg
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Wed September 26, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Bathroom? Take the first door on the left and go down 30,000 feet"
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Brown lab evacuated, causing brown pants
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
This car chase is being described as movie-like. That movie would be The Aristocrats
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
An expert's discussion of false versus real rape allegations: research findings and explanations
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(Pravda Report)
 
 
 
Russian city of Chelyabinsk that became world famous for its meteor explosion in 2013 is now drowning in household garbage
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(Racine Co Eye)
 
 
 
Vodak... golf... vodka... fall down... resist... kick, kick, yell... yell
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
British police issue CHEMICAL WELFARE warning not to go near a man with a severe case of the cooties (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The misogynist necktie controlling Tucker Carlson says women who don't come forward about rape are "part of the problem" as they have an "obligation" to tell everyone about the crime
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Man charged with brutal murder of teen couple sure likes to talk on jailhouse phone, making over 1000 calls where he describes how he committed the crimes. The recorded, jailhouse phone
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hiring a preacher's wife to babysit your child seems like a safe option unless she and her husband planned a kidnapping
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Hiring a preacher's wife to babysit your child seems like a safe option unless she and her husband planned a kidnapping
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just a day in the life of Florida Man, plus bonus dude in a Pirate Hat. Why does no-one acknowledge the hat? I have so many questions
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Tue September 25, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bad: Woman claims she found a needle in McDonald's fries. Awkward: Police search her home and find a packet of 20 needles with one missing
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(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Finland, police assault a Russian "tourism company" that never made any money or had any customers and purchased land near Finnish telecom towers while building lots of cabins with their own helicopter pads
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In today's "only in 2018 mad lib headline": 'Lion King' Puppet Technician Arrested After Allegedly Printing 3D Gun At Theater
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD to crack down on Skid Row voter fraud, potentially putting out a Warrant for a Motley Crue of Ratts who are putting Poison in our democracy. Hopefully, this won't cause a Quiet Riot
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
If you crashed your truck through an airport fence in Oklahoma and left behind your headlights, most of the front end of your truck and "About five unopened cans of Coors Light and one of Michelob Ultra Cactus Lime," police would like to talk to you
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
5 days after a fire ravished a senior complex, they find a 74-year-old guy in his apartment. Alive. And he would like to know what took so long to check in on him
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. EVERYTHING
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Mom leaves 4-year-old home to party. Yeah, break out the crayons and applesauce, oh, the mom went partying, okay never mind
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
From the NS Sherlock files: "What happens to police departments that collect more fines? They solve fewer crimes"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You have a forty percent chance of getting away with murder in America
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You have a forty percent chance of getting away with murder in America
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Naked man in park was 'just in the woods masturbating, minding my own business'
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Mon September 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day of reckoning for some self-described moderate Republicans is coming as McConnell vows to give Kavanaugh an up or down vote no matter what new allegations surface
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dallas police fire officer for engaging in adverse conduct when she killed a man in his own apartment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Four. Four sexual assault accusers ah ah ah
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Trump asks why Kavanaugh's accuser didn't come forward 35 years ago. Hundreds of thousands of women answer the question
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man pulls out a gun and pistol-whips his friend of fifty years over a Bruno Mars song
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Performance artist struck over head with painting. I don't know if it's art, but I like it
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Sun September 23, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Thieves steal $20,000 worth of GPS trackers. Any guesses how they were caught?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California cops seldom do anything wrong as far as you'll ever find out, so shut the hell up already
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Officer Vodak decides to go to the firing range
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Taking a knee adds six (holds pinkie to corner of mouth) BILLION dollars to Nike's market value
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
With all, ALL, other options exhausted cops tase 87-year-old woman for cutting dandelions. Tag is for Police Chief actual defending tasering an 87-year-old woman
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon enters contestant for its own "Florida" tag
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Sat September 22, 2018
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Carrying a screwdriver and wrench? That's evidence of being a drug dealer now
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Mystery of the Perth Zoo missing meerkitten has finally been solved
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
Police in Santiago parade their Golden Retriever Police Dogs, and puppies in training
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
A year ago this man made headlines for being unable to find work due to his facial tattoo. Let's see how he's doing now
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
NRATV says Christine Ford's accusations against Kavanaugh don't describe sexual assault, instead insisting it was describing "hijinks for boys"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Montgomery, MD police are ready to investigate an attempted sexual assault. Oh, and MD does not have statute of limitations for that crime
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Police break into the wrong home, causing the homeowner to shoot two of them. Weird: The police are admitting their mistake and are not going to press charges
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
News: Police break into the wrong home, causing the homeowner to shoot two of them. Weird: The police are admitting their mistake and are not going to press charges
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit car towing is so corrupt that the police department is buying its own tow trucks and will just do it themselves
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Susan Collins 'appalled' at Trump tweet attacking Kavanaugh accuser, promises not to let it affect her decision to ignore anything Dr. Ford says
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head-butting a flight attendant gets Beavis thrown off the plane
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hey, you know what'll be fun? When, after Kavanaugh is approved for the Supreme Court, but he is then arrested, taken from the Supreme Court and then thrown in prison. Trump loves firsts and this'll be a first
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
3 Wisconsin men arrested in Illinois with guns, drugs & monkey masks. To be fair, that's a normal night out in Wisconsin
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman hits security guard with fanny pack containing pigeon, police say. Fowl play is suspected
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Woman hits security guard with fanny pack containing pigeon, police say. Fowl play is suspected
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump takes the bold step and attacks (checks notes) Dr. Ford's parents
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
US Marshals are on the hunt for libertarian 3D gun and jailbait enthusiast, who is rumored to be hiding in a country with single payer health care and...strict gun laws
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Florida man finishes his beer before surrendering for a DWI. Politely pulls over after high speed chase, then chugs, holds out both hands from the window in an act of surrender, releasing the empty cans to the ground. So, littering, too, I guess
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Man who led officers on high speed chase surrenders due to: (a) running out of gas (b) guilt (c) mosquitoes
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Thu September 20, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin police seek white male, driving a silver and black Suzuki motorcycle, wearing earbuds, missing numerous fingers on left hand, drinking a frappucino and sporting a "whadufuk, bro?" look on his face. With photo
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
The first rule of pre-school fight club is you don't talk about pre-school fight club
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
French police fail to surrender, bust fake souvenir ring and seize 20 tons of little Eiffel Towers
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ohio deli worker will not be prosciutted for eating $9200 worth of ham
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Ohio deli worker will not be prosciutted for eating $9200 worth of ham
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Eighty-seven teams from across the nation are competing to see who is top dog at the National Police Dog Trials. None of them will fall for your fake throw
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(York Daily Record)
 
 
 
Today's "shooting with multiple injuries" brought to you by (throws dart at map), Aberdeen Maryland. UPDATE: 3 dead, multiple wounded. Suspect in custody
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(Patch)
 
 
 
FOTY nominee who stuffed his kid into an arcade game to hand out prizes has been properly identified so he can receive what's coming to him.Yes, there is video
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Cops admit trying to dispose of a 4,000-pound dead whale in a parking lot dumpster was a mistake. "We said, 'baby whale,' so everyone thought it was a small whale" chief says
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Elaborate scam in which stolen credit cards were used to purchase goods for resale, leads police to woman in possession of $17,859.20 in stolen cookies and chocolates. Surely she is some kind of a monster
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Police estimate that the tractor trailer was going at mach 1 at the time of the accident
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Wed September 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions blames rise of violent crime in Chicago on a) MS-13, b) MTV, c) ACLU
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
Dude, if you're going to jump off an overpass to avoid a drunken driving test at least be drunk. Geeeeesh
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Today, in conversations that could have happened: Florida woman- "I want you to kill my husband." Hit man- "What are you paying?" Florida woman- "I have a cute earring." Hit man- "I don't care how well you hear"
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(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Solar observatory is still closed, and the FBI is still mum, and the local sheriff is mad about not getting to shoot some aliens
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ronald MacDonald and five others arrested after brawl at city park leaves one hospitalized, surprisingly not from eating his food
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ronald MacDonald and five others arrested after brawl at city park leaves one hospitalized, surprisingly not from eating his food
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
What do you do if you believe that people are having sex in luxury cars? Remember to form your answer in the manner of an insane person
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Two mental health patients chained in back of sheriff's van drown as it's driven into floodwaters. Hopefully, the surviving cops will find someone to help them with their ensuing mental health issues
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Naked Florida Man disturbs neighbors with his nude gardening, particularly the way he winds up his hose
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(Some Guy)
 
Weeners
 
Step one: Take ketamine. Step two: Open 2nd story window while naked. Step 3: Put on a masturbation show for the police. Bonus: There's video, mom's gonna be so proud of her college student (NSFW)
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Dear survivors of sexual assault: Fox News says it is "your obligation" to report your assault to the police immediately if you want it to be a crime, because statues of limitations exists for a reason
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Tue September 18, 2018
(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Man tries to donate a gently used Craigslist meth lab to a local elementary school and he did bring enough for everyone to share
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man enjoys playing pool in local bars. Florida man really likes when he wins. When Florida man loses he sucker punches the winner. Sometimes this doesn't kill them. Sometimes it does
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
The church event where two women arrested for selling marijuana edibles was surprisingly not called "Joints for Jesus" or "Bowls for Baptists"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man challenges 11-year-old boy to real-life rematch after losing in Fortnite -- oh wait, that's actually a murder threat
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"New use-of-force simulator helps S.F. police train for violence." Uh, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Wayne County to consider the Chris Rock plan for gun safety
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you shoved your toddler inside a BarBerCut Lite prize machine and had her steal Nintendo consoles from it, the New Hampshire police would like a word with you
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Want to conceal evidence of your police department's criminal acts? There's an app for that
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man suspected in bat attacks on homeless is not the suspect the police need, but the suspect police want
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Mother and daughter in Palo Alto pushed to the ground and robbed. Police are on the lookout for...Vash the Stampede. No word on a $66,000,000 reward
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Corpse that sparked a rescue operation turned out to be a sex doll (possibly not safe for work)
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Mon September 17, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Police shooting protesters march outside Cowboys' stadium. Phrasing, people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
With the left and right being united in condemning Botham Jean's murder in his own apt. by a Dallas cop; leave it to Ted Cruz to play "and then there's this asshole" and condemn rival O'Rourke for "being so quick to blame the police" in the case
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Fifteen-year-old boy cited for driving drunk. While an infant was in the vehicle. While the infant's intoxicated mother was in the vehicle. While another drunk underage passenger was in the vehicle. Okay, I'm done now
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(Vice)
 
 
 
4chan racists are peddling fake coupons for Nike products aimed at "people of color." When the QR code is scanned in stores, a message comes up on screen which could result in said people of color getting shot by police. Making America Great Again
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Did you have a delay or cancellation flying through Phoenix on Sunday? You can thank the guy who left his rental car idling to help his girlfriend check in to her flight
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Did you have a delay or cancellation flying through Phoenix on Sunday? You can thank the guy who left his rental car idling to help his girlfriend check in to her flight
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Man gets out of car, pulls gun, shoots another man in front of police, lives to tell about it
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Teen finds purse with $10,000 in it, turns it in to police. Police return the $1000 to its grateful owner
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(Albuquerque Journal)
 
 
 
Sunspot Solar Observatory reopening Monday. Those "tourists" have gone back home, disappointed they didn't get a chance to visit their uncle in Roswell
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Paging the ACLU. Please pick up the courtesy phone
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Sun September 16, 2018
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
This man stole a dollar and demanded to be returned to prison, because it was easier than having freedom
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(Livingston Daily)
 
 
 
Sixty-five hearses defied the orders of Hell
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much like subby, a volcano erupts too early
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just another lazy Sunday hazardous response in the tourist town of Salisbury
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
LivePD star becomes LivePD focus
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Addicted to alcohol? Here, have a beer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boy brings cocaine-filled balloons to school, sending 13 kids to hospital, is expected to be in really big trouble when he gets home
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Boy brings cocaine-filled balloons to school, sending 13 kids to hospital, is expected to be in really big trouble when he gets home
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Convicted burglar forced his way into a home with a potato. If only more people were armed with potatoes things like this wouldn't happen
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Sat September 15, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
If you don't speak the language they won't serve you in the Hialeah Taco Bell. Difficulty: Spanish
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
U.S. Border Patrol agent and freelance serial killer captured after his 5th victim was able to escape. Trump pardon and promotion to head of ICE in 3...2
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Good: Your police department sees a dramatic drop in use-of-force incidents. Bad: Because your cops aren't reporting them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bull escapes Utah veterinarian before circumcision, last seen running balls out
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Man makes whopper of a 911 call after Burger King refuses to honor coupon, police arrive to find out what his beef is. Okay, which one of you Cleveland Farkers is writing copy?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mariachi gunmen shoot up tourist area in Mexico City, killing three. Police looking for suspects carrying guitar cases full of guns
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Drunk, threatening the airline flight crew, and assaulting the arresting police is no way to go through life, son
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
You can whip it, but maybe you shouldn't while being chased by the police
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Teenage boy jumps out of Zipper at area carnival. Subby reminded of the first halter top he saw back in the '70s
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Step 1: Break into Family Dollar during Florence, Step 2: Steal 5 cases of beer, dishwasher detergent pods and 5 bags of chips, Step 3: Call police to say that your house has been broken into and be drinking the beer when the cops show up to investigate
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Fri September 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP Rep puts on cop apologist master class: "If the police shot my child, I would blame myself for raising a punk"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
You can have my Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Is it really stealing if you decide to keep 11 pounds of marijuana that washed up on the beach?
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Man upset at his roommate's friends being loud throws knife, achieves bullseye
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Meetup of car enthusiast douchebags to honor late "The Fast and the Furious" actor Paul Walker goes about how one would expect (w/video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A British chemical weapons expert goes on RT, gets home raided by police. Several police suddenly fall ill. We are in the worst Bond movie
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Police looking for nude suspect wearing a hat. The suspect is wearing a hat. Repeat, wearing a hat
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Were you feeling bad about that black man who was killed in his apartment by an off-duty Dallas police officer? Well not to worry, cops found about half an ounce of marijuana in his apartment so, you know... you can stop now
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Thu September 13, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If shooting at imaginary clowns is wrong I don't want to be right
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
If shooting at imaginary clowns is wrong I don't want to be right
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
National Solar Observatory in New Mexico closed because they spotted aliens (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Fancy a trip to Papua New Guinea? There's an abandoned boat off its coast that reportedly has £27 million worth of cocaine hidden inside. All you have to do is find it before the smugglers and police do. Who's up for it?
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(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Family's pet tortoise escapes. Police searching in an expanded perimeter of about five houses away in all directions
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"Hello, this is the Sheriff. You have a warrant for your arrest, so I demand that you buy me some gift cards. I prefer Amazon, Walmart, and those ones where you can pick from five shiatty restaurants"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
The day after the shooting, a Dallas Police Department investigator obtained a warrant to search Botham Jean's apartment. Looks like they went to the wrong apartment AGAIN
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
I'm not saying it's aliens, but...
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
It's nice to see NYPD cops continuing their tradition of serving themselves
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Wed September 12, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
"It took hackers just 22 lines of code to steal British Airways' customer data". Pfft, amateurs, I can do that with a Perl one-liner
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
What better way to cope with your "anxiety" than masturbating at 2:30 AM inside a laundromat while watching porn on your phone?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you play the new Spider-Man game on PS4, you better enjoy working for The Man
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you play the new Spider-Man game on PS4, you better enjoy working for The Man
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Truck driver films police cruiser taking up two lanes on the highway while traveling 10 mph below the speed limit. Can expect to be pulled over every mile for the rest of his career
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Florida man attacks neighbor with chainsaw over shrub dispute
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(10 News)
 
 
 
$20,000 worth of dog food, leashes, chains stolen from Ohio animal charity. Police have no leads
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(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
FTFA Billy goat gruff needs to get off our bluff
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Tue September 11, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Former Disney star arrested for accidentally bringing Weapon of Waverly Place to LAX
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(Norwich Bulletin)
 
 
 
Connecticut man, claiming to be state police commander, offers to fix DWI for 'beers and shrimp cocktail'
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"BBQ Becky" cosplayer shows up at photo-shoot for Black Geeks at Dragon Con in Atlanta. In other news, there's a BBQ Becky cosplayer. (pic)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Grab your guns. And your umbrella-guns, and your beer, and your beer-guns, and your tiny umbrellas to keep your beer dry, and join people all along the East Coast in scaring away Hurricane Florence to protect our country from this foreign invader"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out the Dallas apartment guy ignored "verbal commands" of the person breaking in. So we're cool, right?
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Mon September 10, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Actual headline: 'Yall can't let me have no fun' Self-fondler arrested in South Memphis
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nike left reeling after the 700-student NAIA athletic powerhouse that is GA's Truett McConnell university has cancelled their sponsorship contracts with Nike over the Kapernick ads, and will PAY for their shoes and jerseys from now on, so THERE
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(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Note to Self: Do not attempt to pull off 10 home burglaries while wearing a GPS ankle monitor provided by the Police
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That sound you hear is the giant petanques of the lawn bowlers who stopped a Parisian knife attack
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(My Dayton News)
 
 
 
Air Force Colonel arrested for disorderly conduct at a Boy George and Culture Club and Thompson Twins' Tom Bailey show. Asked the police if they really wanted to hurt him. Afterwards asked to see the doctor doctor
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Welcome to our food truck. Not so fast, law enforcement officers"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The 'ol reset the clock button gets another push
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Sun September 09, 2018
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
The Dallas police officer who walked into the wrong apartment shooting and killing the resident has been charged with manslaughter
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
When running away from police during a traffic stop, do not take your handgun from your waistband, and do not shoot yourself
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Massive protests and police brutality on display in Russia as Russians protest the raising of the retirement age, chanting "Down with the czar" (w/ bonus pictures you won't see on Russian state tv)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Clueless cop who shot and killed a man in his own apartment facing manslaughter charges ... wait a moment ... (touches earpiece) ... this just in, in an amazingly unexpected turn of events, officials are now postponing any charges
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Media decides to shine a light on sheriffs who cheered Trump hating on the media. A little national attention for abusive creeps is always a good thing for the rest of us
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(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
A most Canadian encounter between a robber and a clerk in the Hudson's Bay store
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