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headlines found matching 'police'
Mon May 21, 2018
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
High-risk sex offender, arsonist, potential failed shampoo model arrested
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Around 2 a.m. one of the officers entered his police cruiser and began driving. The officer soon came to realize that a man, the 25-year-old, was under the cruiser"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Malaysia's 'diamond obsessed' First Lady puts Imelda Marcos to shame after going on $6 billion shopping spree. Police seize 72 suitcases with jewellery, cash and handbags
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Man shot in DeLand expected to be okay, expresses relief he was not shot in DeGland
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Also, we will mention the irony of the pig in a police car now so that anyone that thinks they're funny is actually unoriginal and trying too hard," the police said on social media
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(Times Live South Africa)
 
 
 
Finally, an answer to the age-old question: "How many sheep can you fit in an old Toyota Corolla?"
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
FL couple steals motorized cart from Walmart to drive to a local bar. Couple gets to see many bars after police notice
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(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Outback Steakhouse - No Rules, Just Fight
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Triangle Man accused of choking woman, hating Particle Man
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Talking to a ghost trapped inside your creepy-looking doll is no way to through life as an adult, man
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Manatee woman stabs boyfriend
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Gunman still at large following deadly double shooting in Nutbush. Man that's gotta hurt
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Woman who bragged about getting away from traffic stop on department's Facebook page ends up on Fark
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Dumb: Smoking pot in cars you've broken into. Dumber: Doing it at a dealership
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
New sexual misconduct allegations against celebrity chef Mario Batali have the NYPD investigating. Batali's camp claims it's all just a croc
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Sun May 20, 2018
(News24)
 
 
 
Food fair at school cancelled after 7 kids get all liquored up, free rides to hospital
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Former NYC Police Commish Howard Safir has studied it out: the Common Core curriculum is what's behind all these school shootings
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Police unsure why man would stand outside woman's bathroom stall moaning and breathing heavily
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Sat May 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
J.J. Watt continues to do the right thing
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Two people shot, one fatally, at Georgia high school
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British jockey jailed after leading police on high-speed chase, clocked at 114 mph. The horse was last seen in the stable talking trash about Justify, American Pharoah, and Secretariat
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Fri May 18, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Crazy lady just walks into a Seattle pizza joint and hoses everyone down with Bear Spray
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
A famous Belgian clown known for performing in children's hospitals live-streamed a rooftop armed standoff with police after allegedly murdering his ex-girlfriend. Pennywise nods head in approval
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Other barbers there said they didn't know the stylist's name or how to reach him"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Massachusetts lawmakers accidentally revoked veterans' exemption from drunk driving laws
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Multiple fatalities reported after school shooting in Santa Fe, TX
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
'Three burglary suspects were arrested Wednesday when a missing prosthetic arm was found in their car.' Someone give the cops a high five
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Ex-girlfriend of 49ers' Reuben Foster who had him arrested for domestic abuse takes stand in court to admit that she lied about everything and wanted to ruin his career
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Study finds traffic school is all about the money and speeding tickets usually go to safe drivers
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Looks like Starbucks may have to wrap up its "don't call the police because black guys are sitting at a table" training and then launch right into a second "don't call Hispanic people Beaners on their coffee cups" training the next day
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Often after eating something sweet you get a yen for something salty, even if you are a burglar
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You know how they say video games encourage certain behavior in real life? The this police force must have played Saints Row: The Third because they replaced the purple dildo with "Big Blue" around the department to hit co-workers with
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(Rip City Sports Radio)
 
 
 
Just a fun loving bunch of kids violently jumping a teammate to welcome him to the varsity squad
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Criminal extortion charges filed for owners of website which publishes pictures of criminal suspects mugshots. On the bright side, they can now be their own customers
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Police searching for a break-in suspect described as "dressed well". Dressed well for Georgia
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Pants-around-ankles Florida Man quickly nabbed by police after running over power pole, barber pole, fence poles. Look, he likes poles, that's all I'm saying
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
News: suspect threatened man with 3-foot alligator during kidnapping. Fark: Ransom demand was $800
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump gonna Trump. "These aren't people. These are animals." Was it just about the bad element or all immigrants? We link...you deride
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Man strolling through park in DC with his baby stopped by police. Guess why
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
By Odin's beard
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(Fox 19 Cincinnati)
 
 
 
"Human Bones Found Buried Under Trailer." To be fair, it was a burned-down, abandoned trailer that had sitting in a woman's back yard in Kentuck-- Say, has anyone seen Drew lately?
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Man who ran out of gas in St. Louis forgot to ask for unleaded
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Apparently, he was 3 months away from his $100,000/year retirement. The Broward deputy has seen enough movies to know what would have happened if he had intervened
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
The ring police, They search through the grains. The ring police They come to the beach. The ring police They're saving my brain
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Cop charged with helping put Fred Garvin through college
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
German police respond to domestic disturbance call because Polly wants a got dam cracker
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Sword-wielding men attack Sumatran police station in terror act immediately claimed by ISIS, who apparently can't afford guns anymore
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Students work to find "bible belt strangler." Step one - look for man with huge belt of bibles
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
"She researched how to remove gun residue, visiting websites titled: 'tips on removing gunshot residue,' 'suspect urinated on hands to wash away gunshot residue,' 'can urine block out gun powder' and 'five great uses for pee'"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Participating in a cross-country exotic car rally sounds like fun until you total your $300,000 McLaren 720 in the Nevada desert
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Today's storm-drain ducklings rescue is brought to you by Kingston, New York. Ducklings start GoFundMe page to cover the $28,000 cost of state storm-drain rescue fees, taxes, surcharges, surcharge fees and fee surcharges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A five year old boy didn't want to go back to school after his police officer father's death, so 70 cops showed up and... oh man, it's getting real dusty in here
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Tue May 15, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pontiac woman accused of killing boyfriend, tries to escape detection by disguising self as... Damn, a rabid Oompa Loompa?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pontiac woman accused of killing boyfriend, tries to escape detection by disguising self as... Damn, a rabid Oompa Loompa?
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
FBI crime stats show 142 hate crimes against straight people. Fark: literally all of them either couldn't be verified or were actually anti-gay hate crimes
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
FBI crime stats show 142 hate crimes against straight people. Fark: literally all of them either couldn't be verified or were actually anti-gay hate crimes
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
If you put a car halfway into the high school, police send their congratulations. No, really
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
With scores dead, calm falls over Gaza, but US won't let the UN investigate. Primary elections underway in PA, ID, OR, and NE. Trump used fallen police to make a stump speech. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, start drinking now for 8 PM EDT start
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(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Apparently instead of putting the E in DARE, this police department decided to put it in nepotism
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(Roanoke Times)
 
 
 
Because your rush hour commute wasn't stressful enough, here's a rampaging naked man getting shot by police on Interstate 95
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
High school students arrested after police find out that wasn't frosting on the cupcakes
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
Weeners
 
Ruler-toting Iowan pleads guilty for trying to take measure of a man
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
They were advised to quiet down and not to smash their heads into solid objects
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Greenwood Index-Journal)
 
 
 
Naked man told officers he had been looking for snakes earlier, and there were snakes in his pants. Police say the man appeared to be under the influence of drugs
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(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
"Did you know it was illegal to touch an alligator?" Attention whore in chicken suit: "Yes and no"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that if you don't give permission, your lawyer can't tell the jury you're guilty. Because somehow this was not already a rule
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Look, Son. On Mother's Day, Mom gets all the booze she wants, so don't argue about it
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Meth heads make really bad decisions like leaving 1-year-old baby with stoned boyfriend to wander in forest, boyfriend goes out searching for mom, abandoning baby naked on trail. Bonus: Happy ending
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii police find lots of guns and 800 rounds of ammo in hotel room, but let the guy go because he claimed he's a federal agent hunting terrorists
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Not sure about that cop math. Millions, you say?
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Arizona police hunt serial laundry sniffer. All hope the Tide will turn and they'll soon Wisk him away
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
That woman who stranded the cable worker high up in a bucket truck? Yeah, she did it because the truck was idling outside her home and yes she's done similar before
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Do you think you're being funny? Are you mocking us? Maybe you'd like some time to think about your smart talk . . . in gaol
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Stealing a police cruiser is generally a bad idea, however stealing a police cruiser while handcuffed is actually kind of impressive
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Gallant: Day care owner takes prompt action after video shows teacher telling kids to throw rocks at a classmate. Goofus: By firing the whistleblower
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Réinitialiser l'horloge
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(My ND Now)
 
 
 
If you happen to come across a case of 40mm grenades, the folks up there at Minot Air Force Base would sure appreciate a phone call from you
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Change your name, move overseas, consider massive facial reconstructive surgery, because 65k texts girl is back and on video
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Fri May 11, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Florida man hid legless fugitive girlfriend in plastic tote and even remembered to make some airholes
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Seattle's serial masturbator at it again on city bus. Bonus: was previously caught masturbating while waiting in line to register as sex offender
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rather than get warrants, one sheriff used a marketing service to track GPS signals of phones, including those belonging to other cops and even judges
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(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Woman arrested in upstate New York for gardening topless sues local police who were apparently never kept abreast of state law
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Get your shocked face ready. That Yale student? She's done this before
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Get your shocked face ready. That Yale student? She's done this before
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Time to reset your stopwatches
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Time to reset your stopwatches
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Suburban Atlanta police officer suspended after police dash cam recorded him swearing at 65-year-old grandmother during a traffic stop
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
To serve and protect. Not to pay taxes, no, just the servin' and protectin'
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Some Lawyer)
 
 
 
Hope Solo's DV case from June 2014 is still in state court. Why? "1) It's a high-profile athlete, who at the time had a penchant for 2) questionable decisions, and 3) allegedly wasn't particularly nice to the police officers investigating the case"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
State trooper uses homemade jerky to rescue pup from highway. Good Boy
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(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Police chief blames "poor choice of words," says maybe dogs won't be killed
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(Fox 21 News)
 
 
 
Skateboarding behind a car is not a crime. Driving the car is a felony
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Teenage boy seen in retention pond flailing and screaming about having been bitten before going under water. Police search the pond and find the body....of an adult woman. Wait, what?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Waffle House calls police on black customers after prom, presumably for the crime of going to Waffle House for dinner after prom
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Experts analyzed a popular breathalyzer bought nationwide by police and found that it was incredibly accurate with no evidence of overestimation of BAC....wait, no what's the opposite of all that
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian investor in revolutionary electric device that could magnetize rice has second thoughts after the dedicated 'scientists' kept cancelling experiments due to bad weather. His first thoughts were worth $200,000
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Police find creative way to explain that biker they shot
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Police find creative way to explain that biker they shot
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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Wed May 09, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
After winning a race to be the mayor of a North Carolina town by just 7 votes, it would have been wise to have just one glass of champagne during the celebration
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(KGUN 9 Tucson)
 
 
 
Florida Woman meets Arizona Man, goes on one date, proceeds to send over 65k text messages. Then the real stalking began
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(Real Clear Life)
 
 
 
JonBenet joins the Boy in the Box as victims whose killers may be identified by forensic genealogy
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(Fox 32 Chicago)
 
 
 
Man's attack on a 5-foot-tall, Muslim female Door Dash delivery driver didn't go exactly as he planned. With mugshot goodness
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A Belgian driver was shocked to learn recently that his Opel Astra, which is the same as a Chevy Cruze, had a top speed of over 400 mph
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
If your garage catches fire and police manage to save seven dogs, you might live in Indiana
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
18-month-old in crib narrowly misses being shot by a drunk guy a half mile away playing with his new gun. Super crib stops the bullet, saves the day
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Virginia students charged with conspiring via text to kill one of their classmates. Fark: Girl students. WTFark: The ringleader is 11 and her accomplice is 10
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
This is the nicest crack house you will ever see
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Denver mayor's son caught on bodycam spewing slurs at Aurora cop. Video gets leaked to press after Aurora PD apparently helped Denver mayor cover it up
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Light Sabers, a part of living
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Woman throws ashes of relative who died in police custody into face of LAPD chief. Police can't remember which victim this was again, on account of there being so many of them
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Ledger-Enquirer)
 
 
 
Man steals 55-inch TV from Walmart, then asks police at nearby precinct for ride home. Fifth time charged with shoplifting doesn't seem to be the charm
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
IOS 11.4 will increase the likelihood of the police severing your thumbs
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Parents of dead kid haven't used drugs for years, well okay they smoked a little bit of weed. Okay weed and a little bit of heroin. Alright weed a little bit of heroin and some Suboxone and that's it. So weed, heroin, Suboxone and meth but that's it
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
The Florida teacher's co-workers began worrying about his behavior as early as 2009, when he was reportedly found with a student with the lights dimmed and his shoes off
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Police say baby 'smelled like beer' when mom was pulled over for driving drunk. Yes, the next generation of Farkers is coming along nicely
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
That's some good shootin' there, Lou: Officer needs two rounds of .45acp to down a single jaywalking groundhog, at a range of about 10 feet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan police department: Hey, let's change our name to "PoPo", that'll really reach the young folk. Young folk: What a load of "PooPoo"
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Father of the year competitor goes for the win by hogtying daughter
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Impromptu movie critic gives 'A Quiet Place' one hammer down
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
'Herter would often ride a scooter up and down the street with a sword.'
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Oregon man has a successful test drive of his new $200,000 Lamborghini DeFenstera
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(Belfast Telegraph)
 
 
 
Woman winds up with hole in her head after nightclub power drill attack. "It is my understanding that the victim has since told medical staff that she heard the noise of the drill and felt her head being twisted"
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man was just trying to open a beer with a knife. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man was just trying to open a beer with a knife. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Illinois is very concerned that legalizing THC will have a devastating impact on police and K9 employment. Finally, someone understands the true danger
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
If you're a Satanist, one of the evil spells you can cast is "to stop someone from hating you"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oxford standoff between armed men, police and gunman, shows the importance of the Oxford Comma
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
Off-duty officer shows why schools should be gun-free zones
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed in riding your lawn mower across town while intoxicated, try, try again
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pro-Kremlin Cossacks and Hells Angels to provide security at upcoming World Cup
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
2012: I swear to God, if I'm still working at this gas station when I'm 24 I'll set myself on fire
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Beatlemaniac lawyer contacts Tokyo police, requesting release of all 35 minutes of security footage from Fab Four's visit to Nippon Budokan in 1966 on grounds of historical interest. He just won't let it be
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"Hey, where'd all the crystal meth in the evidence locker go?"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Off-duty cop pulls a gun on man that bought a Mentos. Unfunniest commercial EVAR
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The show Cold Case Files celebrated how authorities and forensic experts caught a serial killer. Just one tiny problem: the man convicted didn't actually commit the crimes and was later exonerated. Shouldn't the show at least air a retraction?
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Carrollton police Officer Kip Daily caught interceptions as a defensive back for the Kansas State Wildcats; shows off what he can do to a purse snatcher
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
The new guide to success in the NFL Draft. Step 1: Threaten Dallas Cowboys on Twitter with 'IMMA BLOW THaT B--CH UP' if they don't draft you in the first round. Step 2: SWAT raids your home. Step 3: Profit?
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(Lowell Sun)
 
 
 
Mass casualty response triggered and school evacuated after student mentions the b-word during discussion of genetics
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Fri May 04, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Drunk/stoned United flight attendant's boarding announcement: 'if your seatbelt isn't tight, you F^*%ed up'". Police at arrival gate tell her her seatbelt isn't tight
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
A very Montana news report: "Someone called the Whitefish Police Department with questions about what she can and can't do regarding a horse in town"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Security cameras capture handcuffed man throwing himself off second floor of courthouse. Props to deputy who leaps from behind desk and almost catches him. Almost
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(Inland Valley Daily Bulletin)
 
 
 
The O.C.'s oldest cold case murder closed when stroke-addled perp dies, clucking like a rooster and insisting killer was invisible friend Doug McGath; "You wait 50 years to arrest a guy, you're going to run into the geriatric nature of the defendant"
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Man can't stand to see his wife go so he blows up himself, his barn, his house, and the regional SWAT team
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Underwear clad guy brings bottle of vegetable oil to taser fight
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man punches 80-year-old crossing guard before pinching the female deputy who arrested him (with all-ears mugshot)
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(Recordnet)
 
 
 
Robber who looks like Joel McHale hit with a shovel arrested next to Stockton Police headquarters for punching 84-year old woman in the face
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
NewsFlash
 
Active Second Amendment celebration reported at a Nashville mall. Casualties reported. Clocks reset
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
That's some fine police work, Lou. No, actually it IS some fine police work
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Nose-picking masturbator nabbed months after terrorizing NYC subway riders in separate attacks
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(Topeka Capital-Journal)
 
 
 
Newton, KS police: "We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
First they took away the right to bang prostitutes while "investigating" them, and now it's going to be illegal to hook up with handcuffed prisoners. It's getting so there's no reason to be a cop any more
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Police release bodycam footage of officers entering Vegas mass shooter Stephen Paddock's hotel room and discovering... a vibrator? Really?
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The Indiana police would like the public to return the cash from a truck that spilled thousands of dollars onto the highway
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Wed May 02, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Bus driver finally faces felony charge for not stopping for a dozen police cars. Daniel Mengestu saw the police cars following him, but didn't stop because he "believed it was a training exercise." Apparently the spike strips weren't a hint either
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(10 News)
 
 
 
If your smoke alarm goes off, you can get rid of the smoke, turn it off, or take out the batteries in order to stop the noise. Then there's this guy
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Principal (not sayof): Hey guys, wouldn't it be funny if the next time our black special needs student ran away, we told the police he had a gun?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City police: "And for those asking no, our investigation did not reveal why the chicken crossed the road. We tried to interview the chicken, but she lawyered up"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"Biohacker" CEO found dead in altered state
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Tue May 01, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
$50,000 of stolen Legos found in Portland man's home. Officers plan to keep both sets back at the station as "evidence"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Because he won't be needing it anymore, Bill Cosby selling tens of millions of dollars in California real estate. No word on when the two small houses and apartment complex will be sold
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If your wallet is filled with toxic waste and/or chemical weapons, police and seven hospitalized store employees would really like to talk to you
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Bad: Arranging to meet a teen girl at a hotel. Worse: Showing up in your work vehicle. Fark: Showing up in your police cruiser
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(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Three towns in Vermont are responsible for a quarter of all speeding tickets in the state -- including the one town that happily enforces a 25 mph school zone limit near a school that closed three years ago
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Man describes self as a minister with doctorate degrees, a police officer, boat captain, a social activist, an administrator, a professor and a politician. He must have been convincing as they let him out of jail to work at his "cop job"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Rifle-armed robbers hit Cocoa Burger King. Apparently, they were cuckoo for cocoa burgers
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man fails to heed "Never mind the dog, beware of owner" sign, ends up shot by retired officer who lives there
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man fails to heed "Never mind the dog, beware of owner" sign, ends up shot by retired officer who lives there
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
GOP on deportations: "California was asking for it"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
"Man, this place has everything." "The hidden wall corpses are in early this year"
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(THV 11)
 
 
 
Arkansas man who claims to hunt Bigfoot for government charged with child porn which everyone knows is classic Bigfoot bait
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Tennessee Homeland Security takes aim at protesters during Nazi rallies, saying the White Supremacists "typically aren't the issue"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Antihero: Man scales fence capped with razor wire to escape life sentence. Dumbass: Man scales fence capped with razor wire to escape four-day sentence
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Sometimes all it takes is a teen, cotton balls, and a lighter to ruin Walmart for everyone
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Marriage material right there
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
You're a superfan. Your team is playing a home game. You're banned from the stadium. What do?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
China, known for exporting opiates, says its main drug problem is Canadian weed. "Well, that's just like, your opinion, man"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
There is drunk driving, and then there is driving 100MPH then using a broken wire fence and posts you caught on your pickup truck to troll for troopers in a field drunk driving
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well there it is, the stupidest thing you will read all day
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well there it is, the stupidest thing you will read all day
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Sun April 29, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you happened to lose an orange McLaren near Malibu early Sunday morning, the CHP would like to let you know they found it
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(soranews24)
 
 
 
Dear teenage boys: if an older man approaches and requests that you sneeze into a Kleenex for him and offers you $9, "Never take him up on the offer. If you feel uncomfortable, please go to the nearest police box and file a report"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What you can learn on this edition of Offbeat Police Blotter: Police tend to notice if you are driving with a 100 pound boulder stuck under your car. Never show up at the prison drunk. Fishing spots are apparently worth fighting over. Good to know
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What you can learn on this edition of Offbeat Police Blotter: Police tend to notice if you are driving with a 100 pound boulder stuck under your car. Never show up at the prison drunk. Fishing spots are apparently worth fighting over. Good to know
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, I get high with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmmm, get by with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmm, Mama dies with a little help from my friends ♫ Yes, I get by with a...Wait, back up one
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(Circa)
 
 
 
Truck carrying Starbucks' products in Washington state had 126 pounds of meth hidden in a TV box and a mattress. In related news, Starbucks sells TVs and mattresses now
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Fri April 27, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Locating serial killers with a genealogy website could be against the terms and conditions, which cops would know if they'd read all 894 pages instead of just clicking "I agree"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Motorcyclist with "XFELON" vanity plate to remove X
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Illinois man leads police on a tractor chase across two counties with speeds upwards of 20 mph
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Alcohol might have been a factor in pickup truck pushing a parked car through the wall of a liquor store
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Police use lights, sirens to escort DJ Funkmaster Flex to Newark mayor's birthday party in the least-corrupt thing to happen in New Jersey this week
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Headline: Woman smashes Popeyes window with chair because store wouldn't let her order Wendy's special
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Hey, free dildo
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Former NFL player almost murdered by police in Georgia for owning cell phone
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Missing 12-year-old safely located in Rifle. Man, that's one skinny kid
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That's what's wrong with politics today, the media reporting on crooked politicians
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(DW)
 
 
 
German police decline free training offer for how to immobilize a perpetrator
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police looking for a connection between two heads found 150 miles away, fear the work of separatists
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for felony B&E at hospital claims she wasn't trying to steal newborns from neonatal units, just hand-deliver first baby bibles to babies. But crazy eyes don't lie
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ex-Port Authority chief finally releases statement on viral cop rant video -- says she's sorry (but not really)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's keep this story alive, like this man kept his Waffle House co-patrons alive
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Bad boys. Bad boys. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when the police accidentally shoot and kill the Cops sound guy? ♫
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Paperboy stabbed multiple times, keeps biking his route. Subby doesn't remember that difficulty setting
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
"God the Father told me to kidnap your child." "Really? That's interesting, because my Mama said knock you out"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Miniature pony gets police escort
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
"Dog bites Pittsburgh police horse in Wilmerding." In my day, we called that part the schwing-schwong
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon man admits to having sex with a horse. One look at his mugshot and you'll know of course, of course
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You say tomato, I say tomahto. You say potato, I say hand grenade
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Package thief realizes he's on video, tries to take doorbell camera
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Look into the bedazzling eyes of the gal who stabbed a total stranger to death outside of a bar
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(570 News Kitchener)
 
 
 
Tip leads police to half of Grolsch beer stolen from near Montreal. Other half was delicious
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Mr. Deals has the best deals in town. How does Mr. Deals bring you the greatest deals for miles around? Two words: "stolen merchandise." Also 10 million Fark submissions achievement unlocked
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"A man who had left notes at Washington state bus stops seeking to buy underage girls' underwear showed up for a meeting with an undercover detective with a gun, machete, hatchet, tarp, duct tape and camera"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Sorry I tased you" cake is not a lie
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Port Authority official forced to resign after video of her berating officers who pulled over car with her daughter in it surfaces. Who knew someone appointed by Chris Christie would be a jerkass who would attempt to use authority for personal gain?
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Home Depot has many clocks for your choosing, but this Home Depot in Dallas has one clock you can reset
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Tue April 24, 2018
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Company that sells iPhone passcode cracking device to law enforcement for tens of thousands of dollars gets its own comeuppance
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Dobbe arrested for running over woman. Bad house-elf
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Women accused of golfing while black
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Mon April 23, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Fine," Garcia said. "Tase me, and you'll see what happens"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Fine," Garcia said. "Tase me, and you'll see what happens"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Reggie McKenzie: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers etc
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Grab your Nerf guns and helmets. Random music videos, whimsical pics of pets, maybe a recipe or two. This is how we digest the politics of the day. It's your nightly MSNBC discussion thread. Live at 8:00 PM EDT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Spotting high schoolers running from a bus on fire, Dr. Oz springs into action - by filming it
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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
NewsFlash
 
Naked Waffle House gunman is in custody, pants
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alabama police create viral mashup combining popular current news stories: arresting black customers without cause and being stripped naked at Waffle House
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Man arrested after fatally shooting daughter's boyfriend, stealing Hulk Hogan's facial hair
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"What is a 72-year-old little old lady going to do to anyone." Sell them a lot of drugs, apparently
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Search continues for Waffle House shooter, as authorities have no idea where he is but suspect he's not wearing pants
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Search continues for Waffle House shooter, as authorities have no idea where he is but suspect he's not wearing pants
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Waffle House shooter had his guns confiscated, firearms license suspended after attempting to enter the White House, until his father decided to restore his 2nd Amendment rights
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan mother charged with child abuse after leaving her two daughters in a suitcase on a curb. Psychologists agree that the woman obviously has a lot of baggage
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Elderly woman decides to take her friend out for a walk. Her dead friend
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Sun April 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There, that should solve everything, right? We're all good now, right? Look, I'm just the Sheriff, it's not like I have to power to arrest and charge him with murder or anything. I mean, let's not be hasty here
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Gunman kills three in Tennessee Waffle House before fleeing. Police describe the suspect as white male with short hair. He was last seen naked
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
Woman charged with leaving kids home alone while she danced on top of bar at Applebees
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now"
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The fact that he was a large man in overalls made the subway assailant stand out, but the "MAGA" hat and shirt sort of iced the cake
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What happens when calling the police is a privilege?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
I don't recall the walk to the hotel being this long and arduous
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you're going to put a fake parking ticket on your car window so police won't give you a real one it's probably best to check that you don't park next to an unmarked police car ... with its dash camera turned on
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(DW)
 
 
 
Ducks caught speeding by Swiss speed cameras, manage to avoid hefty bill
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Scissors assault ended when police show up with rock
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Fri April 20, 2018
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old and someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
How accurate is Chicago's gang database? It includes two people that are 132 years old and someone who once ran with the now-defunct Thorndale Jagoffs crew
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
Man steals ambulance from hospital, flips it over, ends up as patient in hospital. It's the circle of derp
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Three-legged dog named Tripod abandoned on cliff by two-fisted drinker named Defendant
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Having solved all other crime, police arrest local meteorologist for stealing spring. Spring, if recovered will be inventoried and returned to its rightful owners
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
It's 4/20. And cops across America have jokes about it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former 9-1-1 operator who hung up on callers "thousands of times" will serve 10 days in jail before starting in her new role as a Comcast customer support manager
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(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Starbucks: We need some good news, anyone have any ide....OH GOD
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man accused of posing as a teenage boy to meet a girl for sex. Bonus: "Yeah, looks legit all right" photo goodness included in article
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
One breath/long headline challenge: 3 police officers disciplined for having sex on city property with a police clerk who was fired for stealing narcotics from the evidence locker which will result in dozens of criminal cases being dismissed. *gasp*
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Man shot by LAPD identified as the Shaggy Bandit. Let's take off his mask to see who he really is
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Give a humiliating haircut, off to jail you go
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Chinese traffic police have been letting people who commit minor moving violations off the hook if they confess on social media-and their post gets 20 or more likes. *click*
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nothing says Sweden like meatballs and hand grenades
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
H. R. McMaster's dad "fell," "hit his head," was "put in a chair," and "died under suspicious circumstances." If you have free space, that's a bingo
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chairman's eldest daughter had nut rage. Chairman's youngest daughter had water rage. Shareholders have outrage as police raid offices of Worst Korean Air Lines
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
And a one and a two and a how drunk are you?
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Hello police? I'd like to report a suspicious individual. He's tied up and gagged, that looks pretty suspicious to me
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
For some reason, a reporter is saying the Pittsburgh police were warned to wear riot gear tomorrow, if by some chance a popular prosecutor working on a high profile case gets fired. Which would probably be good advice for Fark's servers, too
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked man dances in street after causing five-vehicle smashup because he's all fine in Westland, Michigan
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
The reward for turning in the "I ♥ Ho Ho Cake" bandit would buy a lot of Ho Ho cakes
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Obsessed Dark Crystal fan arrested outside Taylor Swift's home
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Obsessed Dark Crystal fan arrested outside Taylor Swift's home
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
33 abused chihuahuas rescued from a Ford Expedition. In other news, the Chihuahua Abuse Expedition is the name of subby's Laurie Anderson tribute band
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
'Free weed for a year' contest being investigated by police after value of prize was calculated at one BILLION dollars
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Model prisoner somehow succeeded in escaping open prison, producing model hunt by 6,600 police
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Do as we say, not as we do
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Robber with glue gun finds himself in sticky situation
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Tue April 17, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Your honor, I couldn't have possibly committed the rape because as you can see I'm a good-looking guy and she's 300 pounds"
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Bank robber "flees" on skateboard, with predictable results
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
BuzzFeed publishes a leaked archive it obtained of NYPD disciplinary records for the last 5 years. In other news the disciplinary records of NYPD cops are secret under state law
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(Metro)
 
 
 
President of Uganda wants to ban oral sex in his country because 'the mouth is for eating.' Yeah, good luck with that
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls police after insane handyman touts loan program to buy 5000 chickens
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Homeowner calls police after insane handyman touts loan program to buy 5000 chickens
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly pissed to learn police are investigating new sexual misconduct complaints against him
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Woman calls police after discovering roommate has been sniffing her underwear, improperly using the futon cushion
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(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
Jumping off a cliff to get away from the police only works in the movies
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
City hall official, busted on suspicion of public indecency for taking out the garbage while nude, explains to police that putting on clothes bothered him
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Coral Springs rush in where Broward fears to tread
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Remember the NY hedge fund billionaire that 'volunteered' as a reserve officer of a small New Mexico town? He's found a small town in Colorado that needed a pickup truck
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Mon April 16, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
A nationwide search started Monday for a 56-year-old mother and grandmother, not because she is lost but because she accused of murder in two states
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?"
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(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Florida man asks one of the eternal questions of life: "What would happen if I stole some beer?"
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"New footage of West Memphis baby-shower brawl may clear off-duty officer's name"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Can you still join the Mile-High Club if three drunk strippers get into a catfight on your flight? Hell yes, there's video
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Philly player acts like Philly fan
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
You find explicit messages on your daughter's Instagram, but the cops won't help. Do you A) Block him, B) Close the account, or C) Set up a Chris Hanson-style sting using your daughter as bait then zip tie and beat the guy while recording it on your phone?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Philadelphia police chief says his officers were justified in arresting the black men who weren't doing anything illegal inside Starbucks
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(KTVB Boise)
 
 
 
Explosive marijuana claims another victim
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Sat April 14, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC Metro authorities want you to know that the naked man on a train they had to taze and a knife-wielding man's attempt to steal a bus are unrelated anomalies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida woman allowed 2-year-old to smoke meth, roll marijuana joints which is totally fake news because no one has ever learned to roll a good joint in less than 2 years
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Pro tip: An important rule in any robbery is to always know where you'll put the money - and this is critical - PRIOR to making your getaway. A good choice is to bring along a bag or other secure container - especially if it happens to be a windy day
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Mermaid looks for a little tail
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Troy Police Dept. welcomes the first member of its new Feline Unit. The new officer will be named via a contest with kids at Troy Public Schools, with Twitter users voting on the 4 finalists. Stay tuned for the 'Catty McCatface' thread on Caturday
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Go be black somewhere else
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Go be black somewhere else
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
From a long nap to a dirt nap
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Eater)
 
 
 
A pickup truck crashed into a Portland strip club. Along with a ticket from police, the driver still had to pay the cover and two drink minimum
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Zut alors. Retired French star soccer player, currently director for Miami FC, has gone native, with the Gallic flair of holding cup of wine when taken into custody
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(KREM Spokane)
 
 
 
Spokane homeowner's son unleashes the heavy guns on burglar. Oh wait, I mean buns, he unleashes the heavy buns
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't sell beer on eBay
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
If you don't like the service, you can always try the drive-thru. Unless they cut you off at a bar, then you'll just end up on Fark
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Ok, so who broke the first rule about substitute teacher fight club?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
Turns out that it's illegal to create your own parking spaces on the street. Who knew?
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Florida Man quiz: Walmart doesn't have your meds. Do you? A) Head down to the beer aisle and get drunk in the cooler B) Yell at the pharmacist since you got all dressed up C) Threaten to blow up, shoot, and kill hundreds of people
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fife police on lookout for robbery suspect, quietly loading their one bullet into each of their guns
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Tiger" running amok in Manhattan sparks brief frenzy. Turns out to be a raccoon. Easily confused
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chinese police use facial recognition technology to pick out suspect in crowd and arrest him. Difficulty: 60,000-strong concert crowd
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into a police station and crap on the front desk, wearing the police hat you stole might just give you away
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're going to break into a police station and crap on the front desk, wearing the police hat you stole might just give you away
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
"Police recover stolen BBQ pit while dodging gunfire on city's east side" is the most Kansas City headline ever
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing like a Chik-Fil-A drive thru fight because a Chik-Fil-A drive thru fight ain't over until a gun gets drawn
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
College student shows her midriff, tacky t-shirt and firearm in graduation photo
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Town Talk)
 
 
 
"Sure is great to be out of jail. I know a deputy is coming to give me a ride home, but I'm tired of waiting. Hey, look. A bike"
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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA District attorney is now reviewing a sex crimes case against Kevin Spacey
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Man fired from job at a Kentucky F%$#d Chicken because he cussed too f%$ing much denied f*&ing unemployment compensation
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge: Where's the missing half ton of marijuana? Police: Uh, mice must have eaten it. Yeah, mice... that's the ticket
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Moscow cracking down on hooligans ahead of World Cup. Vandals and Ne'er-do-wells on notice
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
California Sheriff: It's cheaper just to go out and kill anyone who may be a suspect
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(Action News Jacksonville)