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headlines found matching 'plane'
Fri July 20, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian plane struck by lightning mid-air, proving Australia will try to kill you at a distance too
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The internet has maintained a Futurama joke about the Neutral Planet President for over a decade. One way or the other, I have no strong feelings about this
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Alien star caught eating its own planets. The sun is there
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Thu July 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"This couple staged an elaborate airplane gender reveal." I didn't know planes had sexes. I thought they were all just giant flying coffins
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Wed July 18, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
WeWork takes a stand for Planet Earth, refuses to comp business meals that include meat. "Avoiding meat is one of the biggest things an individual can do to reduce their personal environmental impact... even more than switching to a hybrid car"
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Tue July 17, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Astronomer was trying to find Planet Nine, but Jupiter got in the way so he found 12 new space stations instead
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Cockroach robots to fix Rolls Royce engines. However it has to be done in the dark, they run away when you turn on the light
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Sun July 15, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Get out your lawn chairs, refreshments, telescopes. Planets on parade the next few weeks
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Europe is now playing "Is It Melania or a Body Double?"
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
How do you make watching the world's largest airplane taking off even cooler? You stick a camera on its tail
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Because this is the darkest timeline, even the #PlaneBae story has fallen into the dark abyss
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(Some Space Guy)
 
 
 
You might think a combat vet and former astronaut would be unmoved by an airplane in a junkyard. You would be wrong
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Thu July 12, 2018
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump gets lost while giving Melania a tour of the plane. "I don't know how he gets lost, but he does. Air Force One is...no different from any other commercial 747 in that there's one narrow hallway that takes you from the front to the back"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rocky World? Is that like a planet of Stallones?
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Woman trying to take photos during vintage biplane flight loses phone. Uses Find My iPhone app to track it down in someone's yard, and it's working perfectly
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Sun July 08, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Some airlines kill your dog, other airlines save their life with an oxygen mask
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Boeing reveals what's on their drawing board ... a hypersonic passenger plane capable of traveling at speeds of Mach 5 and beyond
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(Some Bento Guy)
 
 
 
This is what a 10,000-yen (US$92) Tokyo bento boxed lunch looks like. "Taking your taste buds to increasingly higher planes of ecstasy"
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Opening a can of Red Bull inside the cockpit of a military spy plane can cause about $7,000 per ounce in damage
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark's "Hey look, it's THAT thread again", air travel edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hate to break it to you, but noted airplane engineer Ron White already answered this question: all the way to the scene of the crash
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(Time)
 
 
 
American Airlines flies its last turboprop plane, ending the propeller era, as the Big 3 airlines finally close the book on the 1940s
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Fri July 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Anne Frank's family tried in vain to flee to the US, likely discovered they all couldn't fit in her two-seater airplane
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Bank plans to expand into Pillow. Subby did that on a plane, once
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Still mad that Pluto was Declassified as a planet? Well, we could make it a planet again, but then Earth would have 109 sibling planets. Try learning all of those in high school science class
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Tue July 03, 2018
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
CNN, NBC and CBS: That video you took of the jet engine losing parts during your flight is scary, can we use your picture and credit you? Photographer: Sure thing. Fox News: Hey, can we use your - Photographer: Nooooooooooooope
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
CNN, NBC and CBS: That video you took of the jet engine losing parts during your flight is scary, can we use your picture and credit you? Photographer: Sure thing. Fox News: Hey, can we use your - Photographer: Nooooooooooooope
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Mon July 02, 2018
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
It isn't a planet until it gets out of the star's womb
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If we want a real apocalypse from an asteroid that will destroy the planet, this is how big it needs to be. Here's hoping
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad: Sitting next to someone on an airplane that has B.O. Fark: Someone on the airplane that has B.O. so bad it makes many of the folks in the cabin puke and faint and worse, it's because he had tissue necrosis and died from it
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Huge, puffy alien planet wants to be friends
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Running on to the tarmac barefoot, wearing only underpants, and trying to beat up airplanes while talking to yourself is definitely no way to go through life son
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hello Flight 1623 this is Jack in tower control. Hi, Jack
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Florida Man attempts upscale crime, steals 2 diamonds worth $170k. But he just isn't cut out for supervillainry, will have to go back to the minor leagues
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Tue June 26, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
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Woman's profanity-laden meltdown on flight has airline apologizing to everyone "who had to witness this"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
One person on planet Earth is surprised that Harley Davidson is moving some production overseas... He is your President
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
If you want to see the new Three Caballeros series, you need to hop a plane to the Philippines
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Sat June 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Enjoy air conditioning? People like you make Captain Planet cry
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing lands $6.6 billion deal making planes for FedEx. Which raises the question - how are they going to be delivered?
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Marie Claire)
 
 
 
The headline: "Melania Trump Wore a Jacket That Read "I Really Don't Care" to Visit Immigrants." The story: She was wearing the jacket in Maryland before she left and wearing something else when she arrived in Texas
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Airlines tell Trump administration not to use their planes to separate families
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Norway expects to have all-electric fleet of airplanes by 2040. US expected to have all-coal-powered personal tanks by then
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mexico-bound plane really steps up its in-flight entertainment
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How could things get worse at the World Cup for the Saudi Arabian team after getting hosed 5-0 by Russia? If you had "in-flight engine fire" on your card, please step forward and claim your prize
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
FOR SALE: $500,000. One 1962 Lockheed Jetstar, no engine, 2 previous known owners, shag carpeting, red velvet seats, A hundred 40-year-old fried pb and banana sandwhichs in the overhead bin. Fumigation not included in offer
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
Hubble shows what a little dust storm can do to the whole planet of Mars. Subby's Illudium Q-36 Space Modulator ready for anyone who says the June 17 APotD is a repeat from 2001
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
One of the benefits of a warmer planet is that it could make deadly bacteria more resistant to antibiotics. Okay, that's a benefit for bacteria. For the rest of us, yeah, we're hosed
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Scientists use eye tracking and fMRI to confirm that we don't even fully perceive security warnings before clicking past them. Same goes for Fark links with headlines about celebrities in various states of undress
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Scientists suggest that to jumpstart life on Mars, we should take our deep-sea bacteria and jettison it onto the Red Planet ahead of time, where they will evolve into Martians and simultaneously create oxygen for future Martians
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Flight Global)
 
 
 
Airplane burned to the ground in PNG. Would have been a greater loss in JPEG
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
So far 10 flights at Clearwater International Airport have been cancelled because the planes have not been built yet
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
The aircraft is 64.5 feet long, weighs about a ton, is held together with glue, broke when it was introduced, and can only fly for a few minutes at a time. No, this isn't about the F-35
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(Sentinel and Enterprise)
 
 
 
The aircraft is 64.5 feet long, weighs about a ton, is held together with glue, broke when it was introduced, and can only fly for a few minutes at a time. No, this isn't about the F-35
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Tue June 12, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Airline does not consider a sex doll emotional support
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
How do you control an increasingly erratic POTUS as he monkeys around the safety of the planet? Here's an idea, eh
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Sun June 10, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Hurricanes and typhoons are moving slower across the planet, which is a huge problem when it comes to flooding and devastation. Future climate change will only make us build more arks
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Fri June 08, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Soon you may not be able to get a window seat on an airplane
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Government researchers say it's only a matter of time before there's a cyberattack on an airplane inflight resulting in a catastrophic disaster, so have a nice trip this summer
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Wed June 06, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NASA's Pluto probe is now one billion miles past the planet, so if you Plutonians were hoping to contact us the messages will take a long time
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Looking back to June 1962, when a plane carrying 100 art patrons from Atlanta crashed outside Paris. The crash and the aftermath defined a generation in Atlanta
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(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
It started as your run-of-the-mill obituary. By the fifth sentence you expect a banner flown from a plane reading "WELCOME TO HELL, MOM"
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest bookings fall after fatal accident. Because, you know, United flies the exact same plane with the exact same engines but they are United so it can't happen there
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(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
B-52 takes over Seattle's I-5, 405 freeways for 35-mile trip to new home at Vietnam Veterans Memorial Park; "It's a damn plane on the damn road"
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Small airplane clips tractor-trailer hauling pigs during emergency landing on highway. People and bacon-on-the-hoof all okay
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ ♬ 'Cause I'm fappin' on a jet plane, don't care and now I'll fap again ♬♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That looks like a 1913 nickel all right. But it's gonna take a while to sell and there's only like, what, five guys on the planet who'd ever buy it anyway. So I'll tell you what...I'll give you $500 cash for it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently North Korea is so broke that a serious obstacle to holding the summit is figuring out who is going to pick up the tab for the NK delegation's airfare and hotel rooms
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh, nothing much, just a C-17 cargo plane practicing its attack run on the Death Star in Rainbow Canyon
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Goofus scores touchdowns, gets high on coke, and murders a friend. Gallant scores touchdowns, flies in economy, and then pushes little old ladies' wheelchairs through airports
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Atmosphere, active surface, five moons, possible ocean, possible volcanism, tectonics, glaciation, and now, sand dunes. But it's nothing like a planet
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're the one responsible for the 'strong smell' in the back of this plane that forced a panicked, emergency landing, in a way that's kind of impressive
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Wed May 30, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sky-typing plane crashes, his last message reads "help, no fu--" whatever that means
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
(Ding) You are now free to be racially profiled around the country
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Survey finds most Americans satisfied with (most) air carriers in the US. Don't go patting yourself on the back just yet, United
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Mon May 28, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
When our sun explodes in 5 billion years or so, it will create a planetary nebula, which will be 'one of the prettiest objects in the night sky.' You're welcome Andromeda aliens
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Another day ending in "Y" as United is sued by a passenger; this time for deciding that a business-class seat is sufficient treatment for pancreatitis
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Sun May 27, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's plane diversion is brought to you by *spins the wheel* A strange odor that left one man hospitalized
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Carter Page says, being a right wing scumbag ruined my life. If only I didn't hate everyone on the planet
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Service dog Ellie, who was set to board a plane, gives birth to eight pups at Tampa International airport. Proud dad Nugget, who's also a service dog, was by Ellie's side for the ruff time
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the ten most hated people on the plane. Does it smell in here?
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
POP QUIZ: Who said it: "The Boy Scouts of America is a pedophile induction center." Was it: A) Jim Bakker; B) Ted Nugent; C) Donald Trump; D) Richard Spencer; E) Alex Jones
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Move over, MH370: The search is back on for Northwest Airlines Flight 2501, which disappeared in 1950. Someone get Wolf Blitzer on the line pronto
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Move over, MH370: The search is back on for Northwest Airlines Flight 2501, which disappeared in 1950. Someone get Wolf Blitzer on the line pronto
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline now wants $60,000/month (up from $20,000) child support from Britney Spears. Everyone on planet Earth: Leave Britney alone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
MH370 search to officially end on May 29. CNN inconsolable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
MH370 search to officially end on May 29. CNN inconsolable
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Plane crashes at Lookout Pass, witnesses say that's what the pilot was yelling as he glided in
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Louis CK lookalike takes imitation too far
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
The Billion Dollar Show rolls on as Nakamura picks the title stipulation, New Day chooses its representative, and we add in two more women to the MITB match. Has SAnitY arrived from Planet Funk yet? WWE Smackdown Live 8pm ET USA
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
When it's your last day on the job so you channel your inner Britney on a plane in front of everyone
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
While Oliver North blames culture of violence for school massacres, let's roll tape of his gig as pitchman for Call of Duty:Black Ops IV
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gina Haspel confirmed as Torturer-In-Chief and the White House triples down on "animals" fearmongering. I want off of this planet on this Monday edition of the MSNBC Discussion thread. Drink away the pain starting at 8PM EDT
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
How cabin crew judge if you are drunk on a plane because they don't know your Fark handle (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In one of those crazy coincidences that look bad but are probably innocent, Russian government plane landed in Seychelles the day before the accidental meeting Erik Prince accidentally had
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Tired of Southwest Airlines making headlines for all the wrong reasons, United steps in to reclaim its title. Actually, another passenger was nice and so was the flight attendant. We dipped into a good timeline
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
"The largest parachute ever built for Mars aces its first test" Finally, the planet can skydive
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A definition of "asymmetrical warfare": you spend about $50K to send 12 operative to America to attend flight school and hijack airplanes. The country you attacked bankrupts itself by spending $3 trillion in response to your provocation
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Still true: No good story includes the phrase "sucked halfway". Gramps was right
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Authorities uncertain why air travel makes people go crazy and strip off their clothes
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. I'm afraid there will be a short delay. We have to taxi back to the terminal in search of a new tail for our plane"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because of course United would eject a black woman and her kids from a plane at the request of a white man
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Because there's no White Castle near your vacation spot?
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Sat May 12, 2018
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Passenger boards wrong airplane and makes a scene. Spirit Airlines solution: "Everybody off"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Meh, always knew octopuses are really "aliens" from another planet that came here as frozen eggs millions of years ago. Why else would they be so smart? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 09, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"How many boobs do you have?" Airline worker screams at mom in breastfeeding carry-on controversy
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Some WASP)
 
 
 
"It may not be an exoplanet capable of supporting life, or one with weird gravity-defying winds, but it's a fascinating one all the same"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sure, proclaim Pluto to be a planet again, Alan Stern. Here's what you'll get if you do
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Mon May 07, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hello? Geico? Yeah I just hit another vehicle with my pick-up truck. The other vehicle? Well, it's a Boeing 737 with the words "Southwest Airlines" painted on it
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Sun May 06, 2018
(680 News Radio)
 
 
 
How windy was it in Toronto on Friday? Let's ask the passengers from this plane, after they've had time to wash their underwear
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Sat May 05, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. we apologize for the further delay, we seem to have a rogue raccoon problem- OW...THAT F*CKER BIT ME - GET THE LASSOS"
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. we apologize for the further delay, we seem to have a rogue raccoon problem- OW...THAT F*CKER BIT ME - GET THE LASSOS"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You can now get pizza delivered from JFK to LAX for $12 to $15 from May 11 to May 13. Use JetBlue's "Pie in the Sky" service (not a joke) and if it works out, we're never doing it again. Who thought of this dumb idea?
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Wed May 02, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
This just in: If you're sitting in a commercial aircraft and the window next to you has a handle underneath it, pushing down on the handle will not roll down the window
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Southwest flight makes emergency landing with broken window. No, not that one
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(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
Military aircraft crashes near Savannah airport
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Tue May 01, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New scan of Indian Ocean floor finds no sign of MH370, Clinton's e-mails
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Look, so maybe it's not as good as a last-gen US plane or even a Chinese stealth fighter, but the Russian Su-57 isn't complete garbage'
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Sat April 28, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dirty poors go in the back of the plane
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Root)
 
 
 
American Airlines: Yes, a doctor warned us to divert the plane a passenger needed urgent medical care and yes, she died after we ignored him. But, we didn't beat her up or anything. It was the sky's fault. Sue the sky
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby "doesn't have a plane, you asshole"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey mankind, I have something big I need to get off my crust: I think it's time for you to start seeing other planets"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines will require a doctor's note for emotional support animals, and will no longer allow "amphibians, goats and animals with hooves, tusks or horns." So traveling with an emotional support crocodile or lobster is still possible, in theory
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
What does a boat say when it jumps out of an airplane? Nothing, boats can't talk. But here are two special warfare assault boats and their crews parachuting out the back of a C-17
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Mon April 23, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Fine," Garcia said. "Tase me, and you'll see what happens"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
"Fine," Garcia said. "Tase me, and you'll see what happens"
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
While Subby's workplace celebrated Earth Day by pushing back plans to destroy the planet until next year, Apple held a 4/20 beer bash and Ziggy Marley concert, all solar-powered. "Spliffy" tag sadly misspelled
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Sun April 22, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Q: What's the deal with airline food? A: $500
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Q: What's the deal with airline food? A: $500
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Fri April 20, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
We're sorry you almost got sucked out the window
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World debt reaches a record $164 trillion. Which raises the question - Who gets to foreclose on the planet?
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Some Claw)
 
 
 
200-ton scenic claw from U2's 360° tour will become a permanent installation in Salt Lake City's Loveland Living Planet Aquarium, no doubt grabbing people trying to sneak in and dropping them into shark tank
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Chairman's eldest daughter had nut rage. Chairman's youngest daughter had water rage. Shareholders have outrage as police raid offices of Worst Korean Air Lines
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Diamond inside meteorite offer clues to destroyed planet, marriage
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Iceland is laid back, but when someone can steal 600 computers, escape prison through a window, and sneak onto the prime minister's plane with a fake ticket, Iceland might be pretty laid back
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There's a new religion that's all about religion being bad for humanity, and yep, it includes things about rides on UFOs to a planet in another galaxy
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Delta flight to Florida blows tire. Hey, we all have our kinks
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA Kepler's raw images look like garbage. Here's how they turn pixels into planets
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Southwest accident likely caused by long face-melting guitar solo
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As Glenn Beck's media empire collapses, he sells off his jet, fires numerous employees, fails to join Trump cult. C'mon Glenn, just start tweeting like a maniac. It's how you attract the cultists. Say hate-filled stuff, they'll love ya
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
"And if you look out the aircraft window on the left side, you'll see where we used to have an engine"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On the left a poorly named WiFi causes evacuation at Planet Fitness. List your superior WiFI names on the right
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Mon April 16, 2018
(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker Planes and the missus travel to a place where rolls of John Wayne toilet paper are a big seller, proclaiming on the wrapper that the product is "rough, tough, and doesn't take crap from anyone", making one wonder how the stuff works
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Sun April 15, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Margaret Atwood just makes things worse with her attempts to justify the 9/11-Star Wars comparisons
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know what's worth 99 cents? The Washington Post creating a "choose your own fake news adventure" article on Planet X
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Overturned tanker trucks, airplanes, a six-storey building made out of shipping containers. How firefighters train for the nightmare blazes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple may be the most valuable company on the planet, but, unlike most of the other tech giants, there is only one billionaire among its senior execs, and 80% of his money comes from investments OTHER than Apple
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New laws may prevent passengers from drinking their own booze during flights, even if there's a screaming 4-year-old on board
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Biblical Armageddon will hit this month when 'death planet' Nibiru appears in the sky, conspiracy theorists claim
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
257 dead after Algerian military plane crashes. There are no words
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Officer who was fired after dragging United passenger off plane is suing because he's the real victim here
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Girl on Plane: "I love this music Isn't it great? Oh, you're a musician, too? What have you done?" "This album. That you're playing. Right now"
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Secretive X-37B military space plane wings past 200 days in orbit. Shhh, but don't tell anyone. It's a secret, you know
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Have you ever had your pay cut because you were just too damn good looking? Yeah, me too. I guess it's just something all of us incredibly hot Farkers have to deal with
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Thu April 05, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
NTSB spokesman claims it's "very uncommon" for an airplane's wing to fall off in flight. Well, I would hope so
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Wed April 04, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
Two words that make you want to buy a plane ticket: Karaoke Flights. The journey is the destination, indeed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The honeymoon between Yankee fans and Giancarlo Stanton lasted about as long as it took for the plane to taxi to the runway
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Top 10 extraordinary looking McDonald's restaurants around the world. Come for the Spaceship McDonald's, stay for the Riverboat McDonald's
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Top 10 extraordinary looking McDonald's restaurants around the world. Come for the Spaceship McDonald's, stay for the Riverboat McDonald's
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The planet Venus could have some sort of life form in its clouds. No word on whether they are women
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Sun April 01, 2018
(WISTV)
 
 
 
Just remember, Disney is the happiest place on earth. Unless you're 24 weeks pregnant and get thrown off their cruise ship, and raise your voice. Then, you meet Disney security, who apparently are armed with M4's for some reason
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Delta Airlines flight hits birds, loses engine. Pilot lands successfully, loses movie deal
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Wired)
 
 
 
Never could get your paper airplane to fly correctly? Watch the world champion teach you the secret tricks of folding and flying a paper airplane like a pro (w/video)
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Fri March 30, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Russia decides using nerve gas on random Brits is too subtle, moves to plan B: Running them over with planes
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Thu March 29, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Airline not paying you what they owe? Here's an idea
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Mon March 26, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Eggs dropped from a crop duster plane for an event in an Arizona neighborhood may be covered in herbicide because someone forgot to rinse out the plane's tanks. Seriously. who thought this was a good idea?
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A list of all the things NASA invented including memory foam, the Dustbuster, the computer mouse, and ice-resistant airplanes. Fake moon landings shockingly absent
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Patriots owner sends team plane to carry Parkland students to DC March for our Lives. Dammit, Kraft, Subby's allergic to onions
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