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Wed January 27, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man shoots at ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend at least 94 times, hitting boyfriend in left buttock so badly, he drove self to hospital. Man arrested for attempted murder, firearm possession by felon, inadequate marksmanship skills
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Hi, it's Matt Schlapp from CPAC. Wanted to confirm you're attending and/or $pon$oring at next month's conference in Orlando." "Er, new phone, who dis?"
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Tue January 26, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
400 Capitol riot suspects identified, 135 charged -- and an official says that the list of suspects is "growing by the hour"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sony introduces the $2500 Xperia Pro 5G smartphone for creators, intended to be used in conjunction with their new $6500 Sony Alpha 1 50MP/8K mirrorless camera. Your rising TikToker wants this
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
U.S. judge orders woman accused of stealing Nancy Pelosi's laptop to stay off the internet, close the barn door
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Crypt Keeper Kellyanne tosses her hat in to the ring for parent of the year
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Woman stabs her husband for being a time traveler (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Aporkalypse
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Italy's consumer association sues Apple for planned iPhone obsolescence. Apple replied "it had never done anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product, or degrade the user experience to drive customer upgrades" without laughing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Huawei in talks to sell its premium smartphone brands P and Mate to anyone who'll listen
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Apple)
 
 
 
Sorry, guys: your new iPhone 12 ought to be kept 6"-12" away from your pacemaker/defibrillator, which just happens to be next to your dress shirt pocket
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Why is freedom of the press so important? So the press can help unemployed man recover $80,000 life savings after banks seized funds
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Downing Street hits back at some random Twitter user's conspiracy theory that they photoshopped image of BJ talking on phone with Biden. It's a good thing there are no other problems of note to deal with at the moment
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Co-creator of "Bill & Ted" recalls that time he was suspected of being The Night Stalker. Not sure you'd want that guy in the time-traveling phone booth
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Genius WhatsApp trick gets you to be even more self-absorbed, let's you open a chat with yourself to save texts and files ...most likely from yourself
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Another Trump voter bent on mayhem and murder
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Thu January 21, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Something something bootstraps
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure your morning coffee will help with your daily Constitutional, but it shouldn't be interrupted by a stranger doing a number two in your neighbor's yard
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Wed January 20, 2021
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
New Jersey's new COVID vaccine info phone line directs people to website
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teacher says the allegations of sexual misconduct brought against her by a student who claims she had intercourse with him are false because she's "too short" to do what was described
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Teacher sets up frustration hotline so you can take out your ARRGGGGGGGHHHH
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Sex pest ghost,' branded boobs, Maidenhead - you are shining bright, The Star (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politifact)
 
 
 
On the toilet using his phone is the only communication outlet for the president, according to Trump spokesman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hillary is interested in obtaining Trump's phone records to see whether he was on the phone to Putin while the Capitol was under siege, perhaps in a Benghazi type of investigation
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Pokémon Go fans slam police harder than a Snorlax Hyper Beam blast for warning it doesn't count as exercise in lockdown (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're a lawyer and a comment you make in court elicits multiple gasps, it's probably not a good thing. Double protip: Saying you'll pay the fine resulting from the gasp-worthy comment with "straight cash homie" ain't a good look either
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"We're about to see a whole political party do a large-scale version of 'New phone, who dis?' It will be like that boyfriend you should never have dated--the mistake that shall not be mentioned"
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Fri January 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence finally musters up the courage to talk to another woman on the phone besides Mother
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Thu January 14, 2021
(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
"I'm quitting my job to spend more time with my conspiracy theories and some prison guards"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Samsung launches new Galaxy phones, along with a Tile-like tracker for all your loseables. Fark: only works with Samsung Galaxy devices, not even other Android phones
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Flexible roll-up phone screens are the future of Quibi and 3-D tv, are ideal for Cyberpunk 2077
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"'Almost nothing is protected as much as it could be. So why do we need a backdoor for law enforcement when the protections that these (smart) phones actually offer are so bad?'"
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Wed January 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're having Zoom calls that you wouldn't want your partner to walk in on, you're cheating. Well, i don't know why she'd want to attend a 45 minute meeting on TPS reports, but if she feels that way she can come on in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby just bought a smart fridge. On a lark, I just did a search for smart toilets. Question: Is a toilet that automatically washes and blow dries your arse too much tech?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Construction company owner from New York who was arrested during the riot says the police took away his CELL PHONE and treated him "like an animal" even though, and he can't stress this enough, he was wealthy, white, AND male at the time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Retailer Target's holiday sales miss - everything but the middle of the bulls-eye
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Mon January 11, 2021
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
iPhone 12 will make your heart skip a beat
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cell Phone Karen apologizes for Karening in the most Karen way possible
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYC, smallpox, 1947: Come get your shot. NYC, COVID, 2021: Fill out this convoluted online form, up to 51 questions, upload your insurance card, alphabetize your utensil drawer, and sing the entirety of "Kashmir" into your phone, in Lithuanian
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Those SmartDot anti-radiation stickers for cell phones don't really work. In other news, British people have been paying $10+ for stickers that claim to block radiation from their phones
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby's phone hates him. It's autocrrect keeps changing his typos for "don't" into "do that" which is literally-literally the worst possible choice. What is the worst habit of your phone's autocorrect?
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Sat January 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
A second Georgia phone call has hit the White House
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"We are interested in how the audience's relationship to films changes under those circumstances, and wanted to explore this relationship by taking it to the extreme"
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
A 13-year-old girl wins $50,000 in a national essay contest, promptly donates the entire amount to the Ferndale cat shelter, a place she volunteers and adopted a cat that she says actually rescued her. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri January 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pro tip: Take the police emergency number off your phone's speed dial while committing a crime. Super pro-tip: Don't detail your antics when they might be overheard
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Can someone tell me if this same idea could be used to easily figure out a large majority of the people who stormed the Capitol? I assume most had their phones, and with all the CCTV inside, seems like it would be easy to confirm people
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Authorities have caught up with Soho Karen. The woman who falsely accused a black teen of taking her cell phone achieved the Karenest-level Karening by reportedly failing to stop, putting up a fight and resisting arrest
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Thu January 07, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Applebee's is testing a drive-thru so there'll be even less chance of you being seen there
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani tried calling senator to convince him to slow down the vote count. Emphasis on "tried"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
After becoming stranded on a dirt road between two rising creeks Australia man attached his mobile phone to a drone and flew it into the air to send an SOS via text message despite mistyping it as SOL
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida Man charged with robbery, tying Nell Fenwick to railroad tracks
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Gun show or clown show?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'nest' security camera
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Trump campaign doxxes Senators that he's not happy with. Difficulty: They posted the wrong phone number
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The FBI traced Ghislaine Maxwell's calls to her lawyer and pulled GPS data, then deployed a Stingray to determine she was hiding in the last place anyone would look: Her house
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So who WOULDN'T want their young daughter listening to Cardi B's 'W.A.P.'? Oh, Cardi B doesn't
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bernard Kerik, Rudy Guiliani's corrupt NYPD Commissioner, who went to prison for tax fraud and was later pardoned by Trump, says Donnie's phone call to GA election officials was proper
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Does anyone care what Howard Stern thinks of Trump's call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger? Me neither, but here you go anyway. Baba Booey
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Cris Collinsworth expects to hear from the NFL for telling the truth live on air
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Carl Bernstein: Yeah, that Georgia telephone call is worse than Watergate
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Sun January 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington Post publishes audio of the phone call in which Trump tried to pressure Georgia's Raffensperger to overthrow democracy: "There's nothing wrong with saying, you know, um, that you've recalculated"
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Behold, Fark, a savior has arrived in the New Year
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Some Good Intentions)
 
 
 
What is your New Year's Resolution for 2021? Subby is trying to be less cynical and nicer this year so he is NOT picking the Fail tag for this submission
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Money can't buy happiness, but it can make a down payment. Science says so
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Wed December 30, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Smartphone trade-in site Gazelle leaps out of the trade-in business
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Apple fanbois camping out in line overnight for iPhones. New hotness: seniors camping out in line overnight for COVID-19 vaccines. In either case, make sure you wear your Depends
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(Phone Arena)
 
 
 
If you asked for a smartphone for Christmas, you probably got Dr. Seuss's "9 Apples Up On Top" and an LG K30, whatever that is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman who attacked Black teen for stealing her phone, which she left in an Uber, says she always tries to do the right thing before demanding everyone empty their pockets
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia jurist retiring after 40 years on the bench. In 1981, he had a Confederate Battle flag removed from his courtroom and got a stack of hate mail. This year, he ordered a Confederate memorial removed and got one phone call
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Tue December 29, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google removes from pixel phones the A bi L I ty to photograph th E N ight S ki
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand...here comes the non-melting cheese
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Sun December 27, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple rivals: "LOL - Apple doesn't even give you a charger." Also Apple rivals: "In the interest of the environment, we're not going to give you a charger"
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Snap files patent for a full body animation you can create on your phone from one photo of your victim
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Went looking for some good news, this is not it. Yet another powerful cellphone surveillance tool is operating in obscurity, with little oversight. Snooping, tracking, watching
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Kremlin critic Navalny says he tricked a Russian agent into admitting his underwear had been poisoned, although Russian sources claim it was just another case of Toxic Jock Syndrome
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Trump rants over phone about election loss during food charity event with Ivanka
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(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
The story of how NORAD got into Santa tracking
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Mon December 21, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
New OnePlus phone changes color, causes coronavirus
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Not News: Using a phone spoofer to troll someone | News: Using a phone spoofer to troll a member of the FSB team that tried to kill you
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tokyo's Ginza district installs high-tech wash stations for modern shoppers' needs. "We thought if it had the smartphone sterilization function, maybe people who never wash their hands will start doing so"
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Sun December 20, 2020
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"Thank you for calling 911. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available operator will be with you shortly." (Kenny G music plays for 20 minutes)
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(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
We all know Jenny's phone number and what the loneliest number is, but that's just two songs. Two... ah ah ah. Let's make Count Von Count happy this week in the Sunday Morning Music Club with songs featuring numbers
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken says he, has never, owned a, computer, or, even sent an e, mail
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Man carjacked 5 people in 1 hour and 10 minutes in Minneapolis. Still failed to escape Minneapolis
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Castanet)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger, Florida Man
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Fri December 18, 2020
(India.com)
 
 
 
Man drops iPhone from plane and it survives after recording video of fall
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Got your nose
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Apparently Justice Roberts called Trump a "motherf*cker" in a phone call. Tag downgraded from "hero" to "unlikely" because Lin Wood is the source of this news
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Wed December 16, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Sometimes justice takes a while
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Will your fear of needles get in the way of being vaccinated? Here's a few tips on how to silence those screams when someone's stabbing you in your veins with a cold chunk of metal
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ford County, KS has 4914 cases out of about 30,000 residents. Small town Republican mayor supports mask mandate. 25,000 uninfected residents threaten mayor's life. Mayor quits. The Aristocrats
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Tue December 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Merry Christmas from Jolly Old Elves across the globe. Bonus: before-and-after pics
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Neck Sleeve and Side Chin arrested in series of Las Vegas valley bar robberies
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Media analysis: During the pandemic of 2020, "stressed-out people have been turning their phones off and televisions on." No word on whether they are farking more
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(The Register)
 
 
 
3 hinges? Foldable phones more dainty than a southern debutante. "Their screens can't use proper tempered glass, and are instead coated in a flimsy layer of polymer that picks up more scratches than an un-neutered cat in mating season"
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Sat December 12, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Schools are now spending thousands of dollars to snoop on their students while teachers are still paying for supplies out of their own pockets
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Fri December 11, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Epic Games sues Apple over monopolistic app store practices. New hotness: Cydia, the jailbreak app store that predated Apple's by 5 months, joins in the legal fun
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Merkel and Macron to Boris Johnson: "New phone. Who dis?"
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Thu December 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Just a spoon full of sugar helps the microchip go down, in the most delightful way
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
What is the Chanukah story? In modern terms, picture your phone lasting for eight crazy nights at 10% while you clean your house after evicting the squatters who destroyed the place (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I thumbed my way from L.A. back to Knoxville. I found out those bright lights ain't where I belong. From a phone booth in the rain I called to tell her, I've had a change of dreams I'm coming home. Your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread keeps on calling
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scary headline: 24-year old woman dies after dropping her iPhone in the bath. Actual story: the phone was PLUGGED IN and charging at the time
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Snopes Fact Check: Did Indiana Jones ever defeat a group of villains with a saxophone? Verdict: True
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fark Fandom Math: Using the formula in the link approximating how fast QuickSilver was running in the X-Men movies, solve for how quickly the songs in his headphones (Time In A Bottle, Sweet Dreams) needed to be sped up to sound normal speed to him
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I've had to program some of the variables from memory; the availability of fuel components, mass of the vessel through a time continuum, and probable location of humpback whales - in this case, NY Harbor in front of the Statute of Liberty
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
These headphones look cool, but will you pay $549 for them?
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Tue December 08, 2020
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
2D selfies are so last year. Now you can make a DIY hologram using just your standard phone, camera or PC
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Berkeley Breathed reminisces on 40 years of Bloom County
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(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
The most Minnesota thing you'll read today: Butt-dialing anglers, crouching over their ice holes
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Unable to function indeed. Thanks Grandma
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple introduces AirPods Max which are actually over-the-ear headphones, with a whopping $549 price that Beats their older gear by a country mile
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Mon December 07, 2020
(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
As restaurants, bars, other businesses close, go bankrupt, people spend remaining savings where they'll get more bang out of their bucks: psychics, fortune tellers
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Person mildly injured in horrific accident while using their cellphone in Menomonee Falls. They were probably trying to figure out how to spell Menomonee, but sure - blame the cellphone
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Gangs of British hooligans now going all 'Fast and Furious' by launching 'rollover' raids onto moving lorries going 50mph to steal PS5s, phones and cigs before Xmas. Soon Darwin will also have his holiday
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wyoming's Health Department Readiness and Countermeasures Manager has a stern new warning for citizens. And, sadly, there's a very good reason for the "Facepalm" tag
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Fri December 04, 2020
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Former health care CEO was excited to get COVID-19 so he could see his grandkids again after recovering. Sadly, he didn't make it and died at his own hospice center
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
These were the most downloaded iPhone apps of 2020. Do you have any of them?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman cycles around London naked for charity after being dared by her flatmate. It's for a great cause, but she's not actually naked. I can tell by the underwear (NSFW)
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Install a wormable radio-proximity exploit which allows me to gain complete control over any iPhone in my vicinity. View all the photos, read all the email, copy all the private messages and monitor everything which happens on there in real-time
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Mon November 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook buys Kustomer, continuing Parler's trend of stupid misspellings of common words
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Italy fines Apple over advertising iPhones as water-resistant, then acting like iPhones are Mogwai when it actually matters
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Sun November 29, 2020
(Some Seventies Guy)
 
 
 
You know what we haven't had in a long time? A good old fashioned '70s rock party. Pull out your bell bottoms, get the lava lamp flowing, and kick back in a bean bag chair with some huge headphones for the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Thanks to Covid, the safest place to dine out might be at a yurt village
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Sat November 28, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hey, it's not all bad news, folks; there's a new apple just come out. No, not a smartphone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Judge Jeanine McDrunky doesn't understand smart phones, and wants the world to know it
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You paid a fortune, or signed your life away, for an iPhone 12 Pro or Pro Max and now know that the camera's not the least bit intuitive. Here are some tips, but they won't move one of the cameras to the top edge where it would be most useful
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Wed November 25, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Supreme Court extends telephone arguments through January. Yeah, I get the same thing whenever I call my mom
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada's pointless and inane "essential worker" qualification includes, "...software support to auto dealers. Without the software, he explained, repairs couldn't be performed on the vehicles of first responders"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
McDonald's accused of "cultural appropriation" for adding another horrible chicken sandwich to their menu. Chick-fil-A could not be reached for comment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK energy company tests program to allow electric cars to serve as power banks for homes. It's sort of like charging your laptop with your phone
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(Narf)
 
 
 
Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but if we put an actual phone sex line's number in the cartoon won't someone find out eventually?
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Tue November 24, 2020
(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 24 is 'mogul' as in: "Fox News CEO Rupert Murdoch doesn't show up for board meetings anymore, but only takes calls on his mogul phone"
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
With Joe Burrow out for the season and no other viable quarterbacks available, if Colin Kaepernick's phone doesn't ring now it never will. Spoiler alert: it never will
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Sun November 22, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
Everybody at NASA is abuzz over the buzz the new Mars probe makes through its installed microphone. Subby learned about it from Buzz Aldrin's Facebook page. Because of course
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Fri November 20, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Could the US soon ban selling carrier-locked phones? Oh, we hear you now
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Thu November 19, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Despite no onboard microphone, robot vacuum cleaners can be remotely reprogrammed to eavesdrop, find Sarah Connor
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Apple fined its belly button lint over kneecapping older iPhones due to "battery life"
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Wed November 18, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
UN atomic watchdog says Iran is now operating Natanz centrifuges, presenting the horrifying image of a glowing, radioactive dog barking into a microphone
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Tue November 17, 2020
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
There's a plan for a radical new liquid moon telescope to spot first stars. Or someone really wants ET to be able to phone home
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(Business Today)
 
 
 
If you want to buy a new iPhone in China, it might cost you an arm and a leg... or a kidney
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Painting from 1860 depicts a time traveler using her iPhone. Subby is guessing it's a book
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon employees arrested for stealing $592,000 worth of iPhones. Police have recovered all 7 phones
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Mon November 16, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
US Military uses tracking data to turn normal cell phone apps into killer apps with better targeting
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Perhaps the real miracle was the phoney evidence we planted along the way (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 15, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple *zap* Hearing Aid Sound Issgarblegarble iPhone 12 Mod*brrrrrZAP* Fixed warblewarble bzztware UpdaSSSsssss
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Sat November 14, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
*scroll scroll scroll* Study finds we'll spend a decade on our phones? Pfft...no way thats's true *scroll scroll scroll*
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Fri November 13, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's campaign gave up on have a phone line to report voter fraud. Now you can message them in a convenient online form
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The FARK banner at the top of the mobile page has burned in to my phone screen. It needs to go. The banner, as well as the ruined phone
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Army drill sergeant rips cellphone-using maggot trainees a new one in profanity-laced video. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman approves
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Thu November 12, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Tips on how to identify and fight a coup from the same site that explains how to make perfect pie dough and/or choose the best noise-canceling headphones (like those the President now wears continuously)
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Wed November 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Career criminal evades capture butt his unusual cell phone case gives him away (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue November 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market continues to leave tech stocks, boost others. Because the hope of a Covid vaccine means we'll burn all of our phones so 5G can never bother us again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spotify to buy PODCASTING AD COMPANY CALLED MEGAPHONE
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
This iPhone costs a Brazilian dollars
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Mon November 09, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Houses in Akita City are calling fire department when nobody is home. Could it be ghosts? Fire chief blames it on really old 'black telephones' that still haven't upgraded to touchtone, gives grumpy old amusement park owner a pass
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
If you recognize the alleged perps that stole a few iPhones give the authorities a call. Subby had to go to a different TV station site to find said photo
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Thu November 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOP to I'M ERIC and Jr: New phone, who dis?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Some guy tries to walk from New York to the Florida Keys without a phone or ID. We don't know anything else about him except he was apparently pretty good-looking and Mostly Harmless
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Mon November 02, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Captain Obvious, please pick up a white courtesy telephone: Mitsubishi decides that now is not a good time to break into the passenger jet market
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Sat October 31, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
So, about that new "super tough" iPhone 12 ceramic shield ... turns out, it's even tougher than they claim. Hey wait, that's not how "about that..." headlines are supposed to work here
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Fri October 30, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
IPhone shipments slip after folks realize that there really is no need to buy a new $800 phone every year
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Launching the new iPhone late cost Apple $100bil. Oh wait - there it is. Never mind
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Thu October 29, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Ok, now specify robocall means manual dialing. By rotary phone
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dumbarse cheating husband tries to slip a $100 Bill to iPhone repairman to kill his phone because of cheating calls, doesn't realize that an iPhone repairmen would never go on social media to laugh about the attempted payoff
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Mon October 26, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The cover of Van Halen's "Eruption" you didn't know you needed, on a Stylophone
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rudy's not gonna give the press access to the actual laptops but is fine with a screenshot of Whatsapp taken on an iPhone connected to a Russian cellular network and presented on an out-of-date Blackberry
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Wed October 21, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
San Francisco supervisors unanimously voted to pass the CAREN Act that makes racially-motivated phone calls to 911 illegal
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Tue October 20, 2020
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
This is how bored we are while yearning for true talent: Middle-aged Vietnamese man becomes a TikTok phenomenon by doing nothing but staring into his smartphone camera
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
A manufacturing defect could make Pixel 5 phones unusable. Well, even more unusable
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Sat October 17, 2020
(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Now that the iPhone 12 family have been announced and you can actually order them, it's obviously time to start speculating about what features the iPhone 13 will have
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Fri October 16, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Samsung mocks Apple for getting rid of something that the rest of the phone industry will get rid of for their next phones
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Thu October 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ben Sasse (R-ecorded) boldly stands up to Trump in telephone call, returns to Senate to vote for everything Trump wants
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Because France is run by idiots who don't believe that phones will microwave your brain, they are the only country in the world where an iPhone will come with airpods
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Wed October 14, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
A second phone call has hit Central Park Karen's court case
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(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
"8:35 a.m.: A suspicious package was reported on Esterbrook Road. An officer reported it was a McDonald's burger; all clear." Once again, Hamburglar eludes the law
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Tue October 13, 2020
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Let's check in with the fine folks at Hot Hardware, and see what they think of the new Android 11 OS...oh, dear
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apple releases the iPhone 12, with smoother surfaces and a a nice new color. Enjoy that while you're eating your ramen and macaroni and cheese
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple is on their way to becoming the first multi-trillion dollar company with a brilliant idea that will save them $10 on every iPhone order
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
If you had to switch to channel 3 to play video games, you'll appreciate these things that were normal 20 years ago
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Mon October 12, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apple's new 'iPhone 12' has 5G speeds faster than your mom but it's married to US networks slower, crankier, and fartier than your dad
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google's new Nest Thermostat uses radar to detect when you're nearby - and when you're not
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Sun October 11, 2020
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
5G on the iPhone 12 will work as intended
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Seems Legit
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Sat October 10, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The worst part about owning a Tesla can be the $4,000 butt-dial
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Old and busted: two turntables and a microphone. New hotness: scratching with barcode scanners
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to sit around on the shelves
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to fly off the shelves
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Teen drops cell phone. What else could go wrong?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Locksmith saves terrified woman when she writes '911' on her hand after her violent stalker ex-boyfriend takes her hostage in her own home
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin dons terrifying mask made of 'flayed skin of younger self' for PSA
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(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Breaking the window of your car to save your one-year-old daughter life is a no brainer, right? RIGHT?
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Americans like Presidents who don't get COVID
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Student asks professor how college worked before email and learns about walking and corkboards and push pins. Oh, and how people used to use phones to speak with one another. It was once a strange world
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Tue October 06, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to use your new rotary dial Bell Telephone, brought to you by the 1950's
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Mon October 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nobel Prize awarded to three scientists who discovered Hepatitis C. Their tell-all book about touring with Motley Crue will be on shelves in December
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
If Honda recalls your airbags, mails more than 15 notices, makes numerous phone calls, and even leaves info at your house, do you think you'll find sympathy on Fark after your death by exploding airbag?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Mom naturally refuses to sell her toddler to stranger for $1500, manages to get his phone number and email so she could follow up with the gentleman if she changes her mind
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Sat October 03, 2020
(WSAW Wausau)
 
Weeners
 
Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow
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Fri October 02, 2020
(West Meath)
 
 
 
14-year-old Irish lass invents award-winning tool to safely cross an electric fence; she was worried her father would be dead against it
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
FYI: your Apple Card AT&T bill may incorrectly state that you are being charged by a small company in Texas named Waters, Hardy & Co. Please stop calling them. They had to disconnect their phone lines
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Owner of Smuggler's Inn accused of smuggling
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Tue September 29, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Green Arrow invented the boxing glove arrow because "sometimes you need to punch someone in the face but they are across the room". So what do you do when the person you want to punch in the throat is 100km away? ♫ I drove all niiiiiiiigh.... ♫
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Samuel the Cocker Spaniel named the UK's clumsiest pet after knocking a pot of blue paint over his owners' cream-carpeted stairs. I dunno, I think the owner has to take some of the responsibility, and the look on Samuel's face seems to agree
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hostage situation in Salem, Oregon, escalated. SWAT team and negotiator on scene. Spanish Inquisition not expected
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Redditor got Apple to approve a free app for a full-screen web browser whose real purpose is to stream Google Stadia games on iPhones. Fark: and he named it Stadium
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