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headlines found matching 'phone'
Mon January 30, 2023
(Politico)
 
 
 
There must be some really good shiat on Scott Perry's phone for the court ruckus to spill out into the streets like this
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Secret woods porn. New Hotness: Secret woods grenade
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Day 341 of WW3: Boris Johnson says that Putin -- whom he thinks seemed to be channeling the thoughts of many British citizens -- threatened him with a missile strike in a pre-Ukraine-war telephone call. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
"When the sign went digital, the hardware store owner with a unique sense of humor got on his computer, and took it to a new level"
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Yea, millennial walked back from the shadow of smartphone addiction, warns the rest of us to put down our phones before they become our masters
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man who phoned in bomb threats released on the condition he get psychiatric help and turns in his library card
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Fri January 27, 2023
(The Root)
 
 
 
Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Russian civilians warned to 'lock up kids' as Putin's first batch of Wagner Group mercenary fighters come back from the frontline to lead 'normal' lives (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you frustrated that you're getting hung up on by deputies after nearly 100 calls and feel they're not listening to you? Well do we have a solution for you
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Thu January 26, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Smartphone shipments plunge to lowest point since 2013 as consumers can't afford that sh*t no more
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Here's how Samsung can justify new phone's $1,250 price tag. Because they want more money surprisingly not the reason
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
"George Santos' new treasurer wants you to know he's not George Santos' treasurer"
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Wed January 25, 2023
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The HVAC knob panel sticks onto the central monitor and is plugged into the Tesla's USB rear port. It connects by Bluetooth to your phone's Tesla app, which then tells the car to set the temperature. Rube Goldberg would be proud
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Not hanging up on me proves you want me in that office, committing those crimes. You want the crimes? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CRIMES
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Gas station employee out of a job after following instructions from a stranger on the phone at 3 AM telling them to put all the cash into the bitcoin ATM in the corner that no one ever used
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be outdone by tourists, Aussie man angers secretive snake in his own home. No that's not a euphemism
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Nuke plant to replace emergency sirens with mobile alerts. So if you don't have a mobile phone, but screaming people with melting flesh are fleeing past you, just ask them if anything's wrong
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(NBC Right Now)
 
 
 
Student plays around with broadcast microphone at high school basketball halftime thinking it's turned off. Whoopsie
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Good news, Farkers still using the nearly decade old iPhone 5s: Apple dropped another security update
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Good news: You matched all the numbers in the EuroMillions lottery, with a £182m jackpot. Bad news: You paid with a bank card online and your ticket isn't valid because you didn't have £2.50 in your account to cover the price
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Cold War bunker that could house up to 4,000 people for up to 3 months had its own phone switchboard, electric buggies for transportation, and - if subby is interpreting the pictures correctly - its own S/M room and masturbatorium (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
David Crosby was working on new music and even planning on a tour
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
Confused Seal spotted sprawled on the sidewalk outside Norfolk kebab shop. That must have been some after-show party
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Y'all see it on social media, because y'all have no idea who I am," she says as she's leaving the plane
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Sat January 21, 2023
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary scolded by mom for looking like bored little boy
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft takes spying on users to a whole new level by scanning your computer to see if you have an older version of Office that you're allowed to keep without paying for it again every year
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I didn't realize I was dating a criminal until he was arrested on a date"
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Fri January 20, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Elvis has left the bus (possible nsfw content on page)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Being used as evidence in thousands of criminal cases nationwide , Shot Spotter uses a complex network of microphones and AI that allows it to precisely determine when and where a gun was fired. Except, as internal docs show, it doesn't and it can't
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Meta's chief product officer says the metaverse will one day be as 'important as the smartphone.' Plastic-looking Marcia avatar nods in agreement
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Because apparently it still needs to be said - Do not go to Walmart to buy gift cards for a stranger who calls you from Amazon
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Lindell smothered under the pillow of finding out
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Thu January 19, 2023
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police refuse to help woman who was upset her incantations and magic potion failed to work
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(AP News)
 
 
 
U.S. calls on Turkey to finally approve Finland and Sweden's entrance into NATO, or this year's pardon may not take place
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Wed January 18, 2023
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"I was on vacation for 2 weeks. I ignored the calls, texts and emails from my boss. Now I'm back and have a meeting with HR. I'm a junior employee with no company phone. What do?"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey, remember the Freedom Phone? Let's see how it's coming along
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Apple AirTag meets its stalking match: Google's upcoming "Grogu" tracker, presumably a small box with an inverted V-shaped antenna and a red light
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida woman zips husband up in suitcase to die while playing hide-and-seek
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(BBC)
 
 
 
FA Cup Third round replays today, featured by Wolves vs Liverpool. Joined in the BBC studio by someone's phone having a 'novelty' ringtone. Kickoff at 2:45pm ET on ESPN+
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
No word on if it can record video horizontally while the phone is held vertically
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Kid in distress? Don't give them the phone or tablet if you don't want their emotional development affected. Or, considering they'll have a screen with them the rest of their lives, perhaps this is a beneficial adaptation
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Current advice is to video yourself opening your Amazon parcels in case they send you dog food instead of an iPhone and deny all responsibility because you signed for the parcel"
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Mon January 16, 2023
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple is making a lot less money from the iPhone 14 Pro. This is bad news...for Tim Apple
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Sun January 15, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Millennials have discovered flip phones
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Sat January 14, 2023
(WLOS 13 Asheville)
 
 
 
Incoming congresscritter: "There is a form we need to have signed by you." Outgoing congresscritter: "New phone. Who dis?" Just kidding. There was no response
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
One L.A. motorist is helping improve the image of Tesla drivers
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Metro)
 
 
 
The problem with befriending an inmate when you're an employee of a prison is you humanize them, have sex with them, and bring them meth and ketamine and break trust with your coworkers
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Microsoft's Surface Duo folds
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Malibu man eternally grateful his girlfriend forgot her bag at his house
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
New phone. Who dis?
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Tue January 10, 2023
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
1990s: PlayStation begins life as a SNES addon. 2000s: PlayStation becomes dominant videogame platform. 2010s: PlayStation Phone flops. 2020s: What about "PlayStation Car?"
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Mon January 09, 2023
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: posting incessant unnecessary photos of your meals. New walled-in hotness: livestreaming Skynet cooking your food
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mother reminds child to do chores using chat feature on Roblox. Meanwhile, Subby's mom reminds them to do chores via her OnlyFans page
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(Orange County Register)
 
Boobies
 
Councilmember did not violate CA state law by allowing a lobbyist friend to pay $1,100 toward her breast augmentation surgery
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(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
You know a dude ghost wrote an article as a woman when he says your urethra is your "G-Spot". Protip: it's the P spot
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Fox Baltimore)
 
 
 
Under a new state law, students won't get in trouble for bringing cell phones to school as long as they are turned off and the student doesn't use them in class. Oh, did I say cell phones? Sorry, I meant handguns, the keys are right next to each other
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oscar nominated actress and Jurassic Park star Laura Dern was approached by a fan at a tour of the sites where the JP movies were filmed-only to be recognized as "that girl from the Taylor Swift video"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is pondering what games to play on his phone. What are your favorite games, regardless of genre?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man who rode his bike 18 miles to kill his ex stopped for a pasty to recharge
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
While visiting the Satellite of Love is still off-limits to most, the second half of 2023 is shaping up to provide you with a phone that can message Crow T. Robot and the gang directly
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Thu January 05, 2023
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
It started as a normal service call for the crew working at the Germain BMW of Naples location on David Boulevard in East Naples. Then someone decided to change the oil
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
The cute is too much - security camera records a raccoon trying to catch snowflakes
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Wed January 04, 2023
(BBC)
 
 
 
My wife shouted, 'quick, grab your phone, we've got a two-legged fox on the lawn'
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(Evie)
 
 
 
Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
McCarthy team looking to adjourn today's vote before a vote because they don't have the votes and need MORE TIME to save their phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen. *Harrumph harrumph*
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia blames the New Year's eve attack that killed 90 of its soldiers on Ukraine using the same tactic that Russia used against Ukrainian soldiers in 2014: zeroing in on troop locations thanks to soldiers too dumb to turn off their cell phones
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Or, as Santos himself will tell it later, "one of the few moments during my first day in Congress where I was able to catch my breath from all the people who wanted to sit by me, congratulate me, and get an autograph"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 315 of WW3: Latest Orc count is 89 dead at Makiivka. Moscow blames Russian soldiers' defiance of cell phone ban for attack, saying it was the "main cause" in helping Ukraine track their location. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue January 03, 2023
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
CEO of underwater inspection company takes inspections personally. Panera patron using the ladies room did not appreciate the underwater personal inspection
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(Variety)
 
 
 
With hot young co-anchors in charge, PBS NewsHour is going all ups on your YouTubes and TikToks, making it easier than ever to fall asleep to important world news on your phone
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Mon January 02, 2023
(9 News)
 
 
 
"I didn't know that hanging on the rim would bend it," says likely long-time recipient of sports-based passing grades
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Was I wrong to end my new relationship after my ex threatened us both?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ready-made Fark headline: MAGA guy who calls Democrats paedophiles turns out to be a paedophile
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Tragedy also struck....when a baseball bat being swung out of the passenger side window of a motorhome to vandalize mailboxes struck a telephone pole, left the swinger's hands and flew into the face of a teen observing from the back window"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: It's a Small World. What's made the world a smaller place for you? Is it a trip that you took? Or perhaps learning something new? Seeing an advance in technology like the Webb or Hubble Space Telescope? Or using technology to make Zoom phone calls?
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Fri December 30, 2022
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Protip: If you're going to commit armed robbery, don't leave your cell phone and gun at the crime scene. And definitely don't make your selfie the phone's wallpaper. Fail and Asinine tags tripped up by Dumbass tag
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turns out Bahamian Regulators seized $3.5 billion in FTX assets for 'safekeeping' You can be assured every last penny of that will be siphoned off in lawyer's fees over the next 10 years
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Kansas police chief wants you to know his police officers felt uncomfortable arresting terminally ill cancer patient for THC possession but they did it anyway because it's the law. Claims charges were dropped after officer emailed DA
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Suddenly Comic Sans has a purpose
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So, you think the power button on your phone is for shutting it off? I laugh at you
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Wed December 28, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Apparently, there's a two-hour version of 'Babylon' shot in the director's backyard on his iPhone. Subby wants to know how they shot the elephant scene
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
So what does final 1/6 House committee report say about US Senator Mike Lee (R-UT)? "[W]ill you please explain to me how this doesn't create a slippery slope problem for all future presidential elections?"
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Tue December 27, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Surely, no one could be against this. Congress doing something useful to the left, people named Shirley to the right
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not news: Gen Z and millennials don't like talking on the phone. Fark: You can make $480 an hour teaching them how to do it
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Alternate headline: I'm unfamiliar with the concept of cellphones
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Having successfully released the Cybertruck, Tesla is now selling a $300 wireless charger for your phone
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Mon December 26, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Ben Shapiro doesn't get The Glass Onion, nor the dry woman's humor of The Onion; gets roasted. Might be he's bitter on not getting recast in the sequel to carry the phone around and troll post again (Spoilers in article ... and probably thread)
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Sun December 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Referee for World Cup final drops off a Christmas gift for French fans
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
High school dropout Charlie Kirk gives a stern warning to the richest, most powerful men in America that he is going to purge them from the GOP
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to Hope Hicks, even Trump thought that SIdney Powell's "The Ghost of Hugo Chavez Stole the electiion" theory "sounded pretty nuts"...which did nothing to stop him from promoting it in social media and fund-raising off of it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
3 dead, 3 wounded in Paris shooting; suspect arrested. World shocked. Residents of US barely glance at headline over their phones
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's own spokesperson says he shouldn't be allowed to hold office again
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Man shoots woman because she was A: Breaking into his house? B: Attacking him? or C: Twerking?
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Cheery or not, by 2025 95% of companies will have an AI chatbot, making us sadly long for the days of the simple phonetree. Was this headline able to resolve your issue?
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
We can thank Tarantino for the upcoming season of Justified, showrunners for lack of feet
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Kind dad offers to fix the pipes for free, now his phone wouldn't stop ringing. Some probably asking if he also fixes the cable
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Steps to having a successful retirement: 1. Get a job at Walmart. 2. Have a co-worker do a TikTok video on why you have to work at Walmart. 3. Cash in
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Tue December 20, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What I suggest to combat your depression is keeping busy, taking up a hobby perhaps. Jogging, dancing, hiking, setting forest fires, something like that
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Deion Sanders' move to Colorado State is a rousing success, a triumph for the ages, and a bellwether for national relevance. And by that, we mean sources close to the program call it "a huge mess"
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Three wise men at live manger scene outsmarted by three camels
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Former Facebook security chief Alex Stamos points out Tesla's continued stock losses could allow activist investors to attempt wrestling control of the company from Phoney Stark
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Sat December 17, 2022
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
Hero
 
31 y/o realises people might not be able to afford cell phones or phone bills. Brings back the payphone, for free. Bonus: Guy's name is Mike Dank
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Thu December 15, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Raven flies 45 minutes to get some cat treats
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Madea's The Crown
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
In another case of "Simpsons did it," your new iPhone will soon come pre-infected. And no, it's not a feature, it's a bug
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Need to get a domestic abuser off your cell phone plan? Biden's got your back
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Wed December 14, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former President Donald Trump is calling GOP House members to help Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) become Speaker. GOP House members are responding by saying, "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller"
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Tue December 13, 2022
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award
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(KOLD News 13)
 
 
 
Phoenix police officer under investigation for making pornographic movies while working from home. Well, technically, he was "working". I don't know what all the fuss is about
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Adventurers traveling near Huntington Beach should be wary, or risk becoming an NPC with a backstory
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Mon December 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Vlad retreats for the first time from his annual end-of-year news conference. Hmm, what could be the pants-shiatting reason I wonder?
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Sat December 10, 2022
(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
And the moral of the story is: If you are going to do a home invasion and steal three quarters of a million dollars, leave your cell phones at home. Oh. And maybe watch out for cameras
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Fri December 09, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Lottery winner overestimates the size of his jackpot
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Parked and the Pilferous
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Thu December 08, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Pair this Dyson headphone/mask abomination with a pair of Google Glasses, and you're pretty much guaranteed that you'll never get laid, ever
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Having ruined the Houston Texans and set back the Alabama offense, Bill O'Brien looks to further deflate the Patriots
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Okay, is the most popular Google search not related to sex this year or am I being incepted?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient
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Wed December 07, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IPhone estimates are dropping like a 3rd party service reseller call
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this phone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis' family is praying for a Christmas miracle as he remains trapped in the Nakatomi Tower
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
No matter how bad of a day you're having, at least your phone number wasn't listed as Qari Lake's campaign HQ
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Amazon will give back some of that money you spend on Prime, all you have to let them do is monitor your mobile phone traffic
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Tue December 06, 2022
(The Verge)
 
Hero
 
Carrot Weather is getting an update that adds the ability to romance its homicidal AI character. Who wouldn't want to do that? This app just gets better and better
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Creator of the iPod designs a $279 device that can store a digital reminder that you lost your life savings in Crypto, bro
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Your cell phone wouldn't work without neutron stars colliding
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Mon December 05, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Samsung on the topic of losing their Android cryptographic signing key since 2016: "We have issued security patches since 2016 upon being made aware of the issue, and there have been no known security incidents regarding this potential vulnerability"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apple is planning to move production out of the China hellhole to cheaper hellholes in other countries so that the iPhone can maintain the 40% margin it currently enjoys. Evidently, zero-Covid policies are not good for business
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(PC Magazine)
 
 
 
Nothing talking to carriers about US smartphone release. No word on who is talking to carriers
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(Startefacts)
 
 
 
"E.T. phone home." "Please deposit $76 quadrillion"
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Gordon Ramsay of "Hell's Kitchen" fame to open kitchen in hell. Or in an Elizabeth, Indiana casino, no one can tell which is which
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
If your ferry's engines are fully running and you're making way through the water, don't deploy the anchor. Most passengers don't like that
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's thing you're using wrong: travel pillows
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police called when car crashes into Goodwill store. Police still on phone when car crashes into Goodwill a second time.. BONUS: an employee of the Goodwill. DOUBLE BONUS: Huffing paint the whole time
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband watched porn on his phone while we were having sex and I am unable to cope with this. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 01, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The first trailer is here for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Watch Doctor Jones attempt to dial the phone to speak with his Medicare provider
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Like, I didn't get, like, hit in the balls," he said with a laugh
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Wed November 30, 2022
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
NESN microphone weasel calls back-to-back-to-back Stanley Cup winning NHL player fat. Instead of dropping the gloves, the player donates money in support of those struggling with mental health, bullying and body image in the name of said mic weasel
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Tue November 29, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Pixel-ola
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you've misplaced your foot, Richmond police would very much like to hear from you
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Mon November 28, 2022
(WDIO Duluth)
 
 
 
Huge section of lake ice breaks free, setting so many fishermen adrift that authorities trigger emergency cell phone alerts to let them all know to panic
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
You can now view the original PDA world through rosy-Palmed emulated glasses
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Sun November 27, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man thinks he can leave his car unlocked while it's warming up outside his own apartment - forgets the times we live in, the nature of man, the Devil who mocks him, and the uncaring Universe
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
What if Lindsey Graham is indicted?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window: The owner of the house
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Who's going to be the one to tell him?
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Sat November 26, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Visit a pop-up Ukrainian "invincibility point", one of thousands across the country where anyone can come in and get warm, charge a phone, use Starlink, enjoy some refreshments, and have some company
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Apple fanbois seeking new iPhones on Black Friday outraged at inefficient child labor in China resulting in no inventory
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark everyone else, what are you buying yourself for Christmas?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elon: "I'll make my own phone, with racists and transphobes"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I did it. I didn't think I could, but I finally actually did it. What now?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news: Frontier airlines will no longer charge you bogus fees when you call to change your flight. Fark: because they won't answer the phone
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If your dad picked your 12-year-old self up from a birthday celebration while drunk, wearing a Las Vegas Raiders football helmet, and telling you he's driving you from LA to Las Vegas, you'd call 911 on him, too
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
First snow day in Maretime bay means means Posey has to be salty about it. Can the gang show her how fun it is or will she tell them to shovel it? Find out on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Snow Pun Intended. Hopefully it won't be snow boarding
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Wed November 23, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The beatings will continue until iPhone production improves
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The CEO of CME Group tried to warn Congress about FTX but was told "You have no idea what you're talking about." by a Congressman who, it turns out, had no idea what HE was talking about
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the "perks" of working at Yeezy was apparently exclusive screenings of Kim/Kanye amatuer porn videos
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's time for the Thanksgiving equivalent of the article complaining that "Seinfeld doesn't work if they have cellphones"
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Dukes of Hazzard Volvo chased into the darkness by ex-Navy Seal at 100mph
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Just your regular reminder that digital games are licensed, not purchased
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Judge Goodoleboy has kept corrupt DA in Arbery murder case from suffering any consequences. The system works
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How do I know if my wife is cheating on me with her male coworkers? I have no proof but I assume because I need to really believe this" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US journalist detained for wearing a rainbow shirt while entering the USA vs Wales match. But they said they were doing it for his own protection, so it's all good, right?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: I'm not irrelevant yet. Entire GOP: New fascist phone, who dis?
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
It's not easy being Brian Cox, especially when Brian Cox makes reservations at the same place as you
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Sat November 19, 2022
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Everyone cried happy tears that day - the trapper, the staff at EPAA. His person was just ecstatic. She was crying and excited and screaming on the phone. She could not get over that he was found after seven years." Welcome to Caturday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I live my tweets two minutes at a time
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Fri November 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lincoln look-alike who shot booth and slapped a voter could be looking at four score and seven months in prison
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Thu November 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Most times, an airline returning a customer's phone it isn't really newsworthy. However, when the Captain leans out the window of the cockpit to retrieve the phone, that is pretty sweet. Southwest really does go above and beyond for their customers
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Like a good neighbor, the Mets say they will not outbid the Yankees for Aaron Judge. "O RLY?" asks the MLB Players Association
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
What's Elvish for "Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs " anyway?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
HBCU Talladega College women's volleyball team quits conference tournament after team member receives "racially motivated picture" on cellphone during awards banquet. Way to go again, Alabama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, TFA has everything: brand of lifestyle tee shirts, threatening with shotguns caught on the 911 call, living in a camper, and bonus prior felony banning use of said weaponry. Welcome to Pennsyltucky
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Wed November 16, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Pro tip: if you must carjack and steal a car, do not connect your iPhone configured with your name to the car's Bluetooth
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you have an Android phone, just wipe it and throw it in the garbage where it belongs
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Nobody trusts anybody now. And we're all very tired
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beats a phone call from the queen
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Mon November 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kelli Ward, Arizona GOP chairperson and False Elector, is selected as the next contestant for the January 6th House Select Committee's subpoena competition, thanks to the Supreme Court. Rumor has it this will be a target rich environment
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Even considering the internet and smartphones, life for Americans was transformed more drastically between 1920-1970 than 1970-2020. Change my mind (tag is preemptively for if subby is proven wrong)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire want you to know that turkey pop-up thermometer is worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Stephen Fry has left Twitter for open-source Mastodon, it's time to start posting Mastodon toots instead of Twitter tweets. Original makes way for Unique
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Fri November 11, 2022
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Peeper's phone pics pique police pipe poofing
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Thu November 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, *DING* 100% fully charged
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Smartphones are nothing to sneeze at - OH WAIT, yes they are
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Even in death, Paul Allen finds a way to make $1.5 billion
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ungrateful cafe owner not thrilled by all the customers Google is sending his way
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baby fell over? Only possible explanation: ghosts. With "finally proof" video
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Well, that's ...odd. Remember that canvasser in Florida that Marco Rubio claimed was viciously beaten by Democrat thugs just for being a Republican? Yeah, he took the Fifth when asked about the Proud Boys visiting him in the hospital
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Jethro the Bigfoot-like creature spotted in Tennessee hiding in trees, apparently this 'beast' is bigger than your average Bigfoot according to these blurry pictures (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hurricane G downgraded
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apple experts say you should never waste your money on this storage upgrade. Spoiler alert: Do not add an SD card to your iPhone, no matter what the salesperson says
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Sat November 05, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Elon slams former advertisers, thus proving he's no chess player
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Fri November 04, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
South Dakota senate candidate accused of grooming, raping child family member. Of course he's a Republican, like you had to ask?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Former" cocaine addict and "pillow" salesman still won't be able to use phone app to get discounts at Hardee's
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The death of print media has killed Anne Hathaway's hopes for a 'Devil Wears Prada' sequel and somewhere Michael Scott is weeping
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Tue November 01, 2022
(Notre Dame Observer)
 
 
 
The amazing results of the flip-phone experiment: Life outside of a smartphone
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You've probably been wondering all night what drag queen Pattie Gonia dressed up as for Halloween. Well, NPR's here to tell you. Oh, you weren't wondering at all? You don't even know who drag queen Pattie Gonia is? Well, NPR's here to tell you anyway
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Mon October 31, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Can an iPhone be Steampunk?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Who, HEY MAN... I'm doing all I can here. I know your people are suffering and we'll do everything we can for you. But I gotta get this approved by some real knuckleheads"
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(KTUL Tulsa)
 
 
 
In the latest attempt at making an Oklahoma tag happen, two men rob and ransack an AT&T store but then get arrested after they accidentally leave one of their own phones in the store and come back to retrieve it
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin hacked Liz Truss's phone to find humiliating and embarrassing facts he could have seen by simply turning to BBC (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is it time for a flip phone renaissance?
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Fri October 28, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
TV IS big, it's the movie picture theatres that got small (and loud, and overpriced, and full of chatty rude yahoos on their phones)
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Thu October 27, 2022
(Android Authority)
 
 
 
IPhone users can look around in confusion while the Android owners are running to safety
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Wed October 26, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Watcher racks up another 148 million viewing hours, at least half of which was people mistaking it for an MCU film
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(Mediaite)
 
Boobies
 
Ted Cruz loves the boobies
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(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Registered sex offender who taped his personal cell phone under ex-girlfriend's car to track her movements didn't think his cunning plan all the way through
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Sun October 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
8th circuit court: We're pausing that student loan forgiveness program. White House: New phone who dis?
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(WRTV)
 
 
 
Another cop has a panic attack over white powder, claims fentanyl poisoning. Tag is for the gullible news station treating it like it was credible
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Sat October 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Great news, everybody. Stealing a phone might get you a home now, too
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Fri October 21, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Sometimes the interwebs senses goodness, doesn't suck
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Anyone else getting lots of texts saying your account is suspended due to transactions from amazon/paypal/your bank? As if those people send texts. Anyone fall for it?
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(How-To Geek)
 
 
 
The author needs to get lost
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(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Today in World Cup Big Brother News: Qatar trying to require all World Cup visitors to install state-sponsored "spyware" on their phones
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Worth staying up for: the Orionid meteor shower peaks Thursday night into Friday morning, starting midnight your local time. Pull out a chair, aim it southeast, and watch the Earth pass through Halley's Comet's debris trail
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey's music and other writings were stolen in a robbery, resulting in her first facial expression ever
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Wed October 19, 2022
(Defector)
 
 
 
Check from Dan Snyder's charitable foundation bounces. Let's be honest, this will be only the 10th worst thing we hear about Snyder this week
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Headline: "Wyoming college wrestlers recount near-death fight with grizzly bear." No word on why the bear was accepted into the college's wrestling team in the first place
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you were in the market for a Factory sealed iPhone 1 from 2007 then you missed your chance to buy one at auction for $39,000
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Police officers forced to resign for shooting suspect while innocent citizens were in the line of fire. Wait - check that - they are resigning for *not* shooting at the suspect because innocent citizens were in the line of fire
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Tue October 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
TFG is finally served a court order in his 250 million NY tax fraud case. After three weeks and by electronic mail. Must have used Compuserve. Texas AG Paxton seen ripping the phone lines off his house
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Antisemites of a feather, banned from tweeting together
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Taxi is now ready to take you to your final destination
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
In Lubbock, TX, milk comes in bags...and in this case, also with a police escort
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Polk County Sheriff brings us another Florida crime highlight: Hunting down a Good Samaritan
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway?
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
If we become regularly flooded with deep fakes that seem as real as authentic media, what will be the best practices for separating truth from fiction?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Secret Service member had multiple totally normal, not at all creepy or concerning phone calls with Oath Keepers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I'mma just arrest you for rolling up your window. You say that's your father over there recording things on his phone?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My ring doorbell revealed my girlfriend was dinging another dong" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The majority of Americans want voter ID for all the absentee ballots that they want sent out
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(AP News)
 
 
 
See ya, Arecibo, we hardly knew ya
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robert Reich: Social media giants have "the largest megaphones in world history. They're also among the richest and most powerful corporations in the world", and that's a dangerous combination
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you like 'Ghostbusters'? I mean REALLY like 'Ghostbusters'?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Leak in the Druzhba oil pipeline, which has been traced to somewhere in Poland, is being called "accidental damage" and not sabotage by a high-ranking Polish official with a very scary-looking Russian operative looking over his back
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Wed October 12, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment
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Tue October 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DeSantis: Wait, now I'm named in 3 lawsuits? Get me 3 more planes of migrants now. And pay no attention to the damage in Florida
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Mon October 10, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
IPhone's new crash detection software keeps dialing 911 for people who ride rollercoasters
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Sat October 08, 2022
(The Root)
 
 
 
Man arrested for walking in the middle of the street suddenly ends up dead while naked in police custody. Officials: "Nothing to see here, move along"
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
New iPhone feature fails to save six people
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Fri October 07, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
SQUIRREL
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Polly the clever dog gets caught on CCTV rearranging furniture in night to make her own lounge dog double bed
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Wed October 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a guy in a suit jumping from awning to awning outside the top floor of a 23-story NYC building
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school
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Tue October 04, 2022
(Fox11 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Pour out a 40 for L.A. rapper "Half Oz" after Koreatown drive-by, in other news L.A. rappers have lifespans of elderly Russian cannon fodder
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
EU: One cord to rule them all, one cord to find them, one cord to bring them all and with the smartphones charge them
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Someone just leaked the full specs to the Google Pixel 7 and Pixel 7 Pro. The iPhone 14 Pro has some new company
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Man accused of killing 22 elderly women goes on trial in the killing of victim number 2. He was already found guilty of killing victim number 1 last year. At this rate, he could be finished with murder trials by 2042
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FCC to telecoms that ignore robocalls: Block that plague or be stirred and/or shaken
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Local cat returns from controversial chess match with a theme-appropriate gift for its hoomans
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
Stop sleeping with your phone, you perv
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