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Wed January 27, 2021       Man shoots at ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend at least 94 times, hitting boyfriend in left buttock so badly, he drove self to hospital. Man arrested for attempted murder, firearm possession by felon, inadequate marksmanship skills source: clickorlando.com   |   share: 6         "Hi, it's Matt Schlapp from CPAC. Wanted to confirm you're attending and/or $pon$oring at next month's conference in Orlando." "Er, new phone, who dis?" source: politico.com   |   share: 44   Tue January 26, 2021       400 Capitol riot suspects identified, 135 charged -- and an official says that the list of suspects is "growing by the hour" source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 77         Sony introduces the $2500 Xperia Pro 5G smartphone for creators, intended to be used in conjunction with their new $6500 Sony Alpha 1 50MP/8K mirrorless camera. Your rising TikToker wants this source: theverge.com   |   share: 9         U.S. judge orders woman accused of stealing Nancy Pelosi's laptop to stay off the internet, close the barn door source: pennlive.com   |   share: 83         Crypt Keeper Kellyanne tosses her hat in to the ring for parent of the year source: variety.com   |   share: 234         Woman stabs her husband for being a time traveler (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 50         Aporkalypse source: cbs42.com   |   share: 43   Mon January 25, 2021       Italy's consumer association sues Apple for planned iPhone obsolescence. Apple replied "it had never done anything to intentionally shorten the life of any Apple product, or degrade the user experience to drive customer upgrades" without laughing source: reuters.com   |   share: 9         Huawei in talks to sell its premium smartphone brands P and Mate to anyone who'll listen source: reuters.com   |   share: 0   Sun January 24, 2021       Sorry, guys: your new iPhone 12 ought to be kept 6"-12" away from your pacemaker/defibrillator, which just happens to be next to your dress shirt pocket source: support.apple.com   |   share: 45         Why is freedom of the press so important? So the press can help unemployed man recover $80,000 life savings after banks seized funds source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 85         Downing Street hits back at some random Twitter user's conspiracy theory that they photoshopped image of BJ talking on phone with Biden. It's a good thing there are no other problems of note to deal with at the moment source: twitter.com   |   share: 64   Fri January 22, 2021       Co-creator of "Bill & Ted" recalls that time he was suspected of being The Night Stalker. Not sure you'd want that guy in the time-traveling phone booth source: threadreaderapp.com   |   share: 21         Genius WhatsApp trick gets you to be even more self-absorbed, let's you open a chat with yourself to save texts and files ...most likely from yourself source: thesun.ie   |   share: 5         Another Trump voter bent on mayhem and murder source: abc7chicago.com   |   share: 34   Thu January 21, 2021       Something something bootstraps source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 85         Sure your morning coffee will help with your daily Constitutional, but it shouldn't be interrupted by a stranger doing a number two in your neighbor's yard source: news.com.au   |   share: 35   Wed January 20, 2021       New Jersey's new COVID vaccine info phone line directs people to website source: northjersey.com   |   share: 40         Teacher says the allegations of sexual misconduct brought against her by a student who claims she had intercourse with him are false because she's "too short" to do what was described source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 121         Teacher sets up frustration hotline so you can take out your ARRGGGGGGGHHHH source: abc7ny.com   |   share: 23   Tue January 19, 2021       'Sex pest ghost,' branded boobs, Maidenhead - you are shining bright, The Star (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 8         On the toilet using his phone is the only communication outlet for the president, according to Trump spokesman source: politifact.com   |   share: 32         Hillary is interested in obtaining Trump's phone records to see whether he was on the phone to Putin while the Capitol was under siege, perhaps in a Benghazi type of investigation source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 80   Mon January 18, 2021       Pokémon Go fans slam police harder than a Snorlax Hyper Beam blast for warning it doesn't count as exercise in lockdown (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 42         Protip: If you're a lawyer and a comment you make in court elicits multiple gasps, it's probably not a good thing. Double protip: Saying you'll pay the fine resulting from the gasp-worthy comment with "straight cash homie" ain't a good look either source: wdrb.com   |   share: 92         "We're about to see a whole political party do a large-scale version of 'New phone, who dis?' It will be like that boyfriend you should never have dated--the mistake that shall not be mentioned" source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 111   Fri January 15, 2021       Pence finally musters up the courage to talk to another woman on the phone besides Mother source: thehill.com   |   share: 13   Thu January 14, 2021       "I'm quitting my job to spend more time with my conspiracy theories and some prison guards" source: wdtn.com   |   share: 75         Samsung launches new Galaxy phones, along with a Tile-like tracker for all your loseables. Fark: only works with Samsung Galaxy devices, not even other Android phones source: theverge.com   |   share: 10         Flexible roll-up phone screens are the future of Quibi and 3-D tv, are ideal for Cyberpunk 2077 source: wired.com   |   share: 9         "'Almost nothing is protected as much as it could be. So why do we need a backdoor for law enforcement when the protections that these (smart) phones actually offer are so bad?'" source: wired.com   |   share: 6   Wed January 13, 2021       If you're having Zoom calls that you wouldn't want your partner to walk in on, you're cheating. Well, i don't know why she'd want to attend a 45 minute meeting on TPS reports, but if she feels that way she can come on in source: nypost.com   |   share: 51   (Some Guy)       Subby just bought a smart fridge. On a lark, I just did a search for smart toilets. Question: Is a toilet that automatically washes and blow dries your arse too much tech? source: androidguys.com   |   share: 51         Construction company owner from New York who was arrested during the riot says the police took away his CELL PHONE and treated him "like an animal" even though, and he can't stress this enough, he was wealthy, white, AND male at the time source: newsweek.com   |   share: 57         Retailer Target's holiday sales miss - everything but the middle of the bulls-eye source: reuters.com   |   share: 2   Mon January 11, 2021       iPhone 12 will make your heart skip a beat source: 9to5mac.com   |   share: 10         Cell Phone Karen apologizes for Karening in the most Karen way possible source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 87         NYC, smallpox, 1947: Come get your shot. NYC, COVID, 2021: Fill out this convoluted online form, up to 51 questions, upload your insurance card, alphabetize your utensil drawer, and sing the entirety of "Kashmir" into your phone, in Lithuanian source: twitter.com   |   share: 115         Those SmartDot anti-radiation stickers for cell phones don't really work. In other news, British people have been paying $10+ for stickers that claim to block radiation from their phones source: bbc.com   |   share: 182   Sun January 10, 2021 (Some Guy)       Subby's phone hates him. It's autocrrect keeps changing his typos for "don't" into "do that" which is literally-literally the worst possible choice. What is the worst habit of your phone's autocorrect? source: techopedia.com   |   share: 50   Sat January 09, 2021       A second Georgia phone call has hit the White House source: msn.com   |   share: 175         "We are interested in how the audience's relationship to films changes under those circumstances, and wanted to explore this relationship by taking it to the extreme" source: people.com   |   share: 18         A 13-year-old girl wins $50,000 in a national essay contest, promptly donates the entire amount to the Ferndale cat shelter, a place she volunteers and adopted a cat that she says actually rescued her. Welcome to Caturday source: wxyz.com   |   share: 1189   Fri January 08, 2021       Pro tip: Take the police emergency number off your phone's speed dial while committing a crime. Super pro-tip: Don't detail your antics when they might be overheard source: cnn.com   |   share: 9         Can someone tell me if this same idea could be used to easily figure out a large majority of the people who stormed the Capitol? I assume most had their phones, and with all the CCTV inside, seems like it would be easy to confirm people source: cnn.com   |   share: 21         Authorities have caught up with Soho Karen. The woman who falsely accused a black teen of taking her cell phone achieved the Karenest-level Karening by reportedly failing to stop, putting up a fight and resisting arrest source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 67   Thu January 07, 2021       Applebee's is testing a drive-thru so there'll be even less chance of you being seen there source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 12         Rudy Giuliani tried calling senator to convince him to slow down the vote count. Emphasis on "tried" source: boingboing.net   |   share: 36         After becoming stranded on a dirt road between two rising creeks Australia man attached his mobile phone to a drone and flew it into the air to send an SOS via text message despite mistyping it as SOL source: abc.net.au   |   share: 21   Wed January 06, 2021       Florida Man charged with robbery, tying Nell Fenwick to railroad tracks source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: 7   Tue January 05, 2021       Gun show or clown show? source: fox16.com   |   share: 41   (Some Guy)       'nest' security camera source: yankodesign.com   |   share: 8         The Trump campaign doxxes Senators that he's not happy with. Difficulty: They posted the wrong phone number source: apnews.com   |   share: 62         The FBI traced Ghislaine Maxwell's calls to her lawyer and pulled GPS data, then deployed a Stingray to determine she was hiding in the last place anyone would look: Her house source: bbc.com   |   share: 86         So who WOULDN'T want their young daughter listening to Cardi B's 'W.A.P.'? Oh, Cardi B doesn't source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 61   Mon January 04, 2021       Bernard Kerik, Rudy Guiliani's corrupt NYPD Commissioner, who went to prison for tax fraud and was later pardoned by Trump, says Donnie's phone call to GA election officials was proper source: twitter.com   |   share: 35         Does anyone care what Howard Stern thinks of Trump's call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger? Me neither, but here you go anyway. Baba Booey source: thehill.com   |   share: 46         Cris Collinsworth expects to hear from the NFL for telling the truth live on air source: yardbarker.com   |   share: 19         Carl Bernstein: Yeah, that Georgia telephone call is worse than Watergate source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 211   Sun January 03, 2021       Washington Post publishes audio of the phone call in which Trump tried to pressure Georgia's Raffensperger to overthrow democracy: "There's nothing wrong with saying, you know, um, that you've recalculated" source: cnn.com   |   share: 1078   Sat January 02, 2021       Behold, Fark, a savior has arrived in the New Year source: theguardian.com   |   share: 36   Fri January 01, 2021 (Some Good Intentions)       What is your New Year's Resolution for 2021? Subby is trying to be less cynical and nicer this year so he is NOT picking the Fail tag for this submission source: goodhousekeeping.com   |   share: 28         Money can't buy happiness, but it can make a down payment. Science says so source: popsci.com   |   share: 37   Wed December 30, 2020       Smartphone trade-in site Gazelle leaps out of the trade-in business source: theverge.com   |   share: 4         Old & stale: Apple fanbois camping out in line overnight for iPhones. New hotness: seniors camping out in line overnight for COVID-19 vaccines. In either case, make sure you wear your Depends source: vox.com   |   share: 29         If you asked for a smartphone for Christmas, you probably got Dr. Seuss's "9 Apples Up On Top" and an LG K30, whatever that is source: phonearena.com   |   share: 12         Woman who attacked Black teen for stealing her phone, which she left in an Uber, says she always tries to do the right thing before demanding everyone empty their pockets source: cnn.com   |   share: 259         Georgia jurist retiring after 40 years on the bench. In 1981, he had a Confederate Battle flag removed from his courtroom and got a stack of hate mail. This year, he ordered a Confederate memorial removed and got one phone call source: ajc.com   |   share: 35   Tue December 29, 2020       Google removes from pixel phones the A bi L I ty to photograph th E N ight S ki source: theverge.com   |   share: 8   (Some Guy)       Aaaaaand...here comes the non-melting cheese source: wpdh.com   |   share: 23   Sun December 27, 2020       Apple rivals: "LOL - Apple doesn't even give you a charger." Also Apple rivals: "In the interest of the environment, we're not going to give you a charger" source: macrumors.com   |   share: 157   Thu December 24, 2020       Snap files patent for a full body animation you can create on your phone from one photo of your victim source: imgur.com   |   share: 9         Went looking for some good news, this is not it. Yet another powerful cellphone surveillance tool is operating in obscurity, with little oversight. Snooping, tracking, watching source: theintercept.com   |   share: 18   Tue December 22, 2020       Kremlin critic Navalny says he tricked a Russian agent into admitting his underwear had been poisoned, although Russian sources claim it was just another case of Toxic Jock Syndrome source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 15         Trump rants over phone about election loss during food charity event with Ivanka source: local10.com   |   share: 80         The story of how NORAD got into Santa tracking source: airandspace.si.edu   |   share: 15   Mon December 21, 2020       New OnePlus phone changes color, causes coronavirus source: theverge.com   |   share: 8         Not News: Using a phone spoofer to troll someone | News: Using a phone spoofer to troll a member of the FSB team that tried to kill you source: bellingcat.com   |   share: 33         Tokyo's Ginza district installs high-tech wash stations for modern shoppers' needs. "We thought if it had the smartphone sterilization function, maybe people who never wash their hands will start doing so" source: reuters.com   |   share: 3   Sun December 20, 2020       "Thank you for calling 911. Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available operator will be with you shortly." (Kenny G music plays for 20 minutes) source: wtvr.com   |   share: 65         We all know Jenny's phone number and what the loneliest number is, but that's just two songs. Two... ah ah ah. Let's make Count Von Count happy this week in the Sunday Morning Music Club with songs featuring numbers source: thoughtcatalog.com   |   share: 821         Christopher Walken says he, has never, owned a, computer, or, even sent an e, mail source: consequenceofsound.net   |   share: 60         Man carjacked 5 people in 1 hour and 10 minutes in Minneapolis. Still failed to escape Minneapolis source: minnesota.cbslocal.com   |   share: 37   Sat December 19, 2020       Mick Jagger, Florida Man source: castanet.net   |   share: 8   Fri December 18, 2020       Man drops iPhone from plane and it survives after recording video of fall source: india.com   |   share: 27         Got your nose source: cbc.ca   |   share: 1   Thu December 17, 2020       Apparently Justice Roberts called Trump a "motherf*cker" in a phone call. Tag downgraded from "hero" to "unlikely" because Lin Wood is the source of this news source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 97   Wed December 16, 2020       Sometimes justice takes a while source: inquirer.com   |   share: 49         Will your fear of needles get in the way of being vaccinated? Here's a few tips on how to silence those screams when someone's stabbing you in your veins with a cold chunk of metal source: kiro7.com   |   share: 134         Ford County, KS has 4914 cases out of about 30,000 residents. Small town Republican mayor supports mask mandate. 25,000 uninfected residents threaten mayor's life. Mayor quits. The Aristocrats source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 65   Tue December 15, 2020       Merry Christmas from Jolly Old Elves across the globe. Bonus: before-and-after pics source: widerimage.reuters.com   |   share: 9         Neck Sleeve and Side Chin arrested in series of Las Vegas valley bar robberies source: 8newsnow.com   |   share: 8         Media analysis: During the pandemic of 2020, "stressed-out people have been turning their phones off and televisions on." No word on whether they are farking more source: thedrum.com   |   share: 13         3 hinges? Foldable phones more dainty than a southern debutante. "Their screens can't use proper tempered glass, and are instead coated in a flimsy layer of polymer that picks up more scratches than an un-neutered cat in mating season" source: theregister.com   |   share: 15   Sat December 12, 2020       Schools are now spending thousands of dollars to snoop on their students while teachers are still paying for supplies out of their own pockets source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 41   Fri December 11, 2020       Old & stale: Epic Games sues Apple over monopolistic app store practices. New hotness: Cydia, the jailbreak app store that predated Apple's by 5 months, joins in the legal fun source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 5         Merkel and Macron to Boris Johnson: "New phone. Who dis?" source: independent.co.uk   |   share: 40   Thu December 10, 2020       Just a spoon full of sugar helps the microchip go down, in the most delightful way source: cnn.com   |   share: 21         What is the Chanukah story? In modern terms, picture your phone lasting for eight crazy nights at 10% while you clean your house after evicting the squatters who destroyed the place (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 17         I thumbed my way from L.A. back to Knoxville. I found out those bright lights ain't where I belong. From a phone booth in the rain I called to tell her, I've had a change of dreams I'm coming home. Your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread keeps on calling source: msnbc.com   |   share: 261         Scary headline: 24-year old woman dies after dropping her iPhone in the bath. Actual story: the phone was PLUGGED IN and charging at the time source: nypost.com   |   share: 94   Wed December 09, 2020       Snopes Fact Check: Did Indiana Jones ever defeat a group of villains with a saxophone? Verdict: True source: snopes.com   |   share: 20         Fark Fandom Math: Using the formula in the link approximating how fast QuickSilver was running in the X-Men movies, solve for how quickly the songs in his headphones (Time In A Bottle, Sweet Dreams) needed to be sped up to sound normal speed to him source: wired.com   |   share: 22         I've had to program some of the variables from memory; the availability of fuel components, mass of the vessel through a time continuum, and probable location of humpback whales - in this case, NY Harbor in front of the Statute of Liberty source: reuters.com   |   share: 1         These headphones look cool, but will you pay $549 for them? source: fox43.com   |   share: 30   Tue December 08, 2020       2D selfies are so last year. Now you can make a DIY hologram using just your standard phone, camera or PC source: mymodernmet.com   |   share: 8         Berkeley Breathed reminisces on 40 years of Bloom County source: nytimes.com   |   share: 10         The most Minnesota thing you'll read today: Butt-dialing anglers, crouching over their ice holes source: bringmethenews.com   |   share: 33         Unable to function indeed. Thanks Grandma source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 36         Apple introduces AirPods Max which are actually over-the-ear headphones, with a whopping $549 price that Beats their older gear by a country mile source: 9to5mac.com   |   share: 31   Mon December 07, 2020       As restaurants, bars, other businesses close, go bankrupt, people spend remaining savings where they'll get more bang out of their bucks: psychics, fortune tellers source: dfw.cbslocal.com   |   share: 7   Sat December 05, 2020       Person mildly injured in horrific accident while using their cellphone in Menomonee Falls. They were probably trying to figure out how to spell Menomonee, but sure - blame the cellphone source: twitter.com   |   share: 59         Gangs of British hooligans now going all 'Fast and Furious' by launching 'rollover' raids onto moving lorries going 50mph to steal PS5s, phones and cigs before Xmas. Soon Darwin will also have his holiday source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 52         Wyoming's Health Department Readiness and Countermeasures Manager has a stern new warning for citizens. And, sadly, there's a very good reason for the "Facepalm" tag source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 96   Fri December 04, 2020       Former health care CEO was excited to get COVID-19 so he could see his grandkids again after recovering. Sadly, he didn't make it and died at his own hospice center source: cbs58.com   |   share: 107   Thu December 03, 2020       These were the most downloaded iPhone apps of 2020. Do you have any of them? source: fox43.com   |   share: 13         Woman cycles around London naked for charity after being dared by her flatmate. It's for a great cause, but she's not actually naked. I can tell by the underwear (NSFW) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 67   Wed December 02, 2020       Install a wormable radio-proximity exploit which allows me to gain complete control over any iPhone in my vicinity. View all the photos, read all the email, copy all the private messages and monitor everything which happens on there in real-time source: vice.com   |   share: 17   Mon November 30, 2020       Facebook buys Kustomer, continuing Parler's trend of stupid misspellings of common words source: cnbc.com   |   share: 16         Italy fines Apple over advertising iPhones as water-resistant, then acting like iPhones are Mogwai when it actually matters source: bbc.com   |   share: 45   Sun November 29, 2020 (Some Seventies Guy)       You know what we haven't had in a long time? A good old fashioned '70s rock party. Pull out your bell bottoms, get the lava lamp flowing, and kick back in a bean bag chair with some huge headphones for the Sunday Morning Music Club source: bestclassicbands.com   |   share: 452         Thanks to Covid, the safest place to dine out might be at a yurt village source: seattlepi.com   |   share: 25   Sat November 28, 2020       Hey, it's not all bad news, folks; there's a new apple just come out. No, not a smartphone source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 19         Judge Jeanine McDrunky doesn't understand smart phones, and wants the world to know it source: twitter.com   |   share: 114   Fri November 27, 2020       You paid a fortune, or signed your life away, for an iPhone 12 Pro or Pro Max and now know that the camera's not the least bit intuitive. Here are some tips, but they won't move one of the cameras to the top edge where it would be most useful source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 5   Wed November 25, 2020       Supreme Court extends telephone arguments through January. Yeah, I get the same thing whenever I call my mom source: mynews13.com   |   share: 20         Canada's pointless and inane "essential worker" qualification includes, "...software support to auto dealers. Without the software, he explained, repairs couldn't be performed on the vehicles of first responders" source: msn.com   |   share: 70         McDonald's accused of "cultural appropriation" for adding another horrible chicken sandwich to their menu. Chick-fil-A could not be reached for comment source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: 51         UK energy company tests program to allow electric cars to serve as power banks for homes. It's sort of like charging your laptop with your phone source: bbc.com   |   share: 16   (Narf)       Are you pondering what I'm pondering? I think so Brain, but if we put an actual phone sex line's number in the cartoon won't someone find out eventually? source: hitc.com   |   share: 21   Tue November 24, 2020       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 24 is 'mogul' as in: "Fox News CEO Rupert Murdoch doesn't show up for board meetings anymore, but only takes calls on his mogul phone" source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 16         With Joe Burrow out for the season and no other viable quarterbacks available, if Colin Kaepernick's phone doesn't ring now it never will. Spoiler alert: it never will source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 37   Sun November 22, 2020       Everybody at NASA is abuzz over the buzz the new Mars probe makes through its installed microphone. Subby learned about it from Buzz Aldrin's Facebook page. Because of course source: mars.nasa.gov   |   share: 10   Fri November 20, 2020       Could the US soon ban selling carrier-locked phones? Oh, we hear you now source: wired.com   |   share: 32   Thu November 19, 2020       Despite no onboard microphone, robot vacuum cleaners can be remotely reprogrammed to eavesdrop, find Sarah Connor source: studyfinds.org   |   share: 16         Apple fined its belly button lint over kneecapping older iPhones due to "battery life" source: cnet.com   |   share: 13   Wed November 18, 2020       UN atomic watchdog says Iran is now operating Natanz centrifuges, presenting the horrifying image of a glowing, radioactive dog barking into a microphone source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 65   Tue November 17, 2020       There's a plan for a radical new liquid moon telescope to spot first stars. Or someone really wants ET to be able to phone home source: 9news.com.au   |   share: 4         If you want to buy a new iPhone in China, it might cost you an arm and a leg... or a kidney source: businesstoday.in   |   share: 5         Painting from 1860 depicts a time traveler using her iPhone. Subby is guessing it's a book source: boingboing.net   |   share: 84         Amazon employees arrested for stealing $592,000 worth of iPhones. Police have recovered all 7 phones source: appleinsider.com   |   share: 2   Mon November 16, 2020       US Military uses tracking data to turn normal cell phone apps into killer apps with better targeting source: vice.com   |   share: 25         Perhaps the real miracle was the phoney evidence we planted along the way (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 51   Sun November 15, 2020       Apple *zap* Hearing Aid Sound Issgarblegarble iPhone 12 Mod*brrrrrZAP* Fixed warblewarble bzztware UpdaSSSsssss source: macrumors.com   |   share: 12   Sat November 14, 2020       *scroll scroll scroll* Study finds we'll spend a decade on our phones? Pfft...no way thats's true *scroll scroll scroll* source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 10   Fri November 13, 2020       Trump's campaign gave up on have a phone line to report voter fraud. Now you can message them in a convenient online form source: twitter.com   |   share: 57         The FARK banner at the top of the mobile page has burned in to my phone screen. It needs to go. The banner, as well as the ruined phone source: m.fark.com   |   share: 46         Army drill sergeant rips cellphone-using maggot trainees a new one in profanity-laced video. Gunnery Sergeant Hartman approves source: stripes.com   |   share: 122   Thu November 12, 2020       Tips on how to identify and fight a coup from the same site that explains how to make perfect pie dough and/or choose the best noise-canceling headphones (like those the President now wears continuously) source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 31   Wed November 11, 2020       Career criminal evades capture butt his unusual cell phone case gives him away (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 21   Tue November 10, 2020       Stock market continues to leave tech stocks, boost others. Because the hope of a Covid vaccine means we'll burn all of our phones so 5G can never bother us again source: cnbc.com   |   share: 10         Spotify to buy PODCASTING AD COMPANY CALLED MEGAPHONE source: cnbc.com   |   share: 11         This iPhone costs a Brazilian dollars source: 9to5mac.com   |   share: 8   Mon November 09, 2020       Houses in Akita City are calling fire department when nobody is home. Could it be ghosts? Fire chief blames it on really old 'black telephones' that still haven't upgraded to touchtone, gives grumpy old amusement park owner a pass source: soranews24.com   |   share: 26         If you recognize the alleged perps that stole a few iPhones give the authorities a call. Subby had to go to a different TV station site to find said photo source: cbs58.com   |   share: 32   Thu November 05, 2020       GOP to I'M ERIC and Jr: New phone, who dis? source: twitter.com   |   share: 154         Some guy tries to walk from New York to the Florida Keys without a phone or ID. We don't know anything else about him except he was apparently pretty good-looking and Mostly Harmless source: wired.com   |   share: 100   Mon November 02, 2020       Captain Obvious, please pick up a white courtesy telephone: Mitsubishi decides that now is not a good time to break into the passenger jet market source: theregister.com   |   share: 16   Sat October 31, 2020       So, about that new "super tough" iPhone 12 ceramic shield ... turns out, it's even tougher than they claim. Hey wait, that's not how "about that..." headlines are supposed to work here source: cnet.com   |   share: 11   Fri October 30, 2020       IPhone shipments slip after folks realize that there really is no need to buy a new $800 phone every year source: macrumors.com   |   share: 19         Launching the new iPhone late cost Apple $100bil. Oh wait - there it is. Never mind source: reuters.com   |   share: 1   Thu October 29, 2020       Ok, now specify robocall means manual dialing. By rotary phone source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: 36         Dumbarse cheating husband tries to slip a $100 Bill to iPhone repairman to kill his phone because of cheating calls, doesn't realize that an iPhone repairmen would never go on social media to laugh about the attempted payoff source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 61   Mon October 26, 2020       The cover of Van Halen's "Eruption" you didn't know you needed, on a Stylophone source: youtube.com   |   share: 19   Fri October 23, 2020       Rudy's not gonna give the press access to the actual laptops but is fine with a screenshot of Whatsapp taken on an iPhone connected to a Russian cellular network and presented on an out-of-date Blackberry source: twitter.com   |   share: 147   Wed October 21, 2020       San Francisco supervisors unanimously voted to pass the CAREN Act that makes racially-motivated phone calls to 911 illegal source: abc7.com   |   share: 50   Tue October 20, 2020       This is how bored we are while yearning for true talent: Middle-aged Vietnamese man becomes a TikTok phenomenon by doing nothing but staring into his smartphone camera source: odditycentral.com   |   share: 14         A manufacturing defect could make Pixel 5 phones unusable. Well, even more unusable source: slashgear.com   |   share: 24   Sat October 17, 2020       Now that the iPhone 12 family have been announced and you can actually order them, it's obviously time to start speculating about what features the iPhone 13 will have source: techradar.com   |   share: 26   Fri October 16, 2020       Samsung mocks Apple for getting rid of something that the rest of the phone industry will get rid of for their next phones source: macrumors.com   |   share: 35   Thu October 15, 2020       Ben Sasse (R-ecorded) boldly stands up to Trump in telephone call, returns to Senate to vote for everything Trump wants source: thehill.com   |   share: 52         Because France is run by idiots who don't believe that phones will microwave your brain, they are the only country in the world where an iPhone will come with airpods source: engadget.com   |   share: 22   Wed October 14, 2020       A second phone call has hit Central Park Karen's court case source: nypost.com   |   share: 80         "8:35 a.m.: A suspicious package was reported on Esterbrook Road. An officer reported it was a McDonald's burger; all clear." Once again, Hamburglar eludes the law source: acton.wickedlocal.com   |   share: 12   Tue October 13, 2020       Let's check in with the fine folks at Hot Hardware, and see what they think of the new Android 11 OS...oh, dear source: hothardware.com   |   share: 16         Apple releases the iPhone 12, with smoother surfaces and a a nice new color. Enjoy that while you're eating your ramen and macaroni and cheese source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 18         Apple is on their way to becoming the first multi-trillion dollar company with a brilliant idea that will save them $10 on every iPhone order source: macrumors.com   |   share: 27         If you had to switch to channel 3 to play video games, you'll appreciate these things that were normal 20 years ago source: boredpanda.com   |   share: 61   Mon October 12, 2020       Apple's new 'iPhone 12' has 5G speeds faster than your mom but it's married to US networks slower, crankier, and fartier than your dad source: reuters.com   |   share: 7         Google's new Nest Thermostat uses radar to detect when you're nearby - and when you're not source: cnbc.com   |   share: 10   Sun October 11, 2020       5G on the iPhone 12 will work as intended source: macrumors.com   |   share: 23         Seems Legit source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share: 100   Sat October 10, 2020       The worst part about owning a Tesla can be the $4,000 butt-dial source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 14         Old and busted: two turntables and a microphone. New hotness: scratching with barcode scanners source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: 8   Fri October 09, 2020       Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to sit around on the shelves source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 15         Investors expect the new 5G iPhones to fly off the shelves source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 9   Thu October 08, 2020       Teen drops cell phone. What else could go wrong? source: tampabay.com   |   share: 25         Locksmith saves terrified woman when she writes '911' on her hand after her violent stalker ex-boyfriend takes her hostage in her own home source: cnn.com   |   share: 67         Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin dons terrifying mask made of 'flayed skin of younger self' for PSA source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 14         Breaking the window of your car to save your one-year-old daughter life is a no brainer, right? RIGHT? source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: 116   Wed October 07, 2020       Americans like Presidents who don't get COVID source: newsweek.com   |   share: 167         Student asks professor how college worked before email and learns about walking and corkboards and push pins. Oh, and how people used to use phones to speak with one another. It was once a strange world source: imgur.com   |   share: 30   Tue October 06, 2020       How to use your new rotary dial Bell Telephone, brought to you by the 1950's source: youtube.com   |   share: 41   Mon October 05, 2020       Nobel Prize awarded to three scientists who discovered Hepatitis C. Their tell-all book about touring with Motley Crue will be on shelves in December source: cnn.com   |   share: 25   Sun October 04, 2020       If Honda recalls your airbags, mails more than 15 notices, makes numerous phone calls, and even leaves info at your house, do you think you'll find sympathy on Fark after your death by exploding airbag? source: click2houston.com   |   share: 44         Mom naturally refuses to sell her toddler to stranger for $1500, manages to get his phone number and email so she could follow up with the gentleman if she changes her mind source: king5.com   |   share: 36   Sat October 03, 2020     Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow source: wsaw.com   |   share: 39   Fri October 02, 2020 (West Meath)       14-year-old Irish lass invents award-winning tool to safely cross an electric fence; she was worried her father would be dead against it source: westmeathindependent.ie   |   share: 32         FYI: your Apple Card AT&T bill may incorrectly state that you are being charged by a small company in Texas named Waters, Hardy & Co. Please stop calling them. They had to disconnect their phone lines source: macrumors.com   |   share: 21         Owner of Smuggler's Inn accused of smuggling source: globalnews.ca   |   share: 14   Tue September 29, 2020       Green Arrow invented the boxing glove arrow because "sometimes you need to punch someone in the face but they are across the room". So what do you do when the person you want to punch in the throat is 100km away? ♫ I drove all niiiiiiiigh.... ♫ source: soranews24.com   |   share: 46         Samuel the Cocker Spaniel named the UK's clumsiest pet after knocking a pot of blue paint over his owners' cream-carpeted stairs. I dunno, I think the owner has to take some of the responsibility, and the look on Samuel's face seems to agree source: kentonline.co.uk   |   share: 5         Hostage situation in Salem, Oregon, escalated. SWAT team and negotiator on scene. Spanish Inquisition not expected source: cnn.com   |   share: 47         Redditor got Apple to approve a free app for a full-screen web browser whose real purpose is to stream Google Stadia games on iPhones. Fark: and he named it Stadium source: engadget.com   |   share: 22

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