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Mon January 30, 2023
		There must be some really good shiat on Scott Perry's phone for the court ruckus to spill out into the streets like this source: politico.com \| share:	45
		Old and Busted: Secret woods porn. New Hotness: Secret woods grenade source: masslive.com \| share:	53
		Day 341 of WW3: Boris Johnson says that Putin -- whom he thinks seemed to be channeling the thoughts of many British citizens -- threatened him with a missile strike in a pre-Ukraine-war telephone call. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion source: cnbc.com \| share:	529
		"When the sign went digital, the hardware store owner with a unique sense of humor got on his computer, and took it to a new level" source: wdrb.com \| share:	82

Sat January 28, 2023
		Yea, millennial walked back from the shadow of smartphone addiction, warns the rest of us to put down our phones before they become our masters source: asahi.com \| share:	93
		Man who phoned in bomb threats released on the condition he get psychiatric help and turns in his library card source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	7

Fri January 27, 2023
		Who knew Jim Crowe worked at an Oregon gas station? source: theroot.com \| share:	128
		Russian civilians warned to 'lock up kids' as Putin's first batch of Wagner Group mercenary fighters come back from the frontline to lead 'normal' lives (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	60
(Some Guy)		Are you frustrated that you're getting hung up on by deputies after nearly 100 calls and feel they're not listening to you? Well do we have a solution for you source: denver7.com \| share:	27

Thu January 26, 2023
		Smartphone shipments plunge to lowest point since 2013 as consumers can't afford that sh*t no more source: cnbc.com \| share:	45
		Here's how Samsung can justify new phone's $1,250 price tag. Because they want more money surprisingly not the reason source: tomsguide.com \| share:	14
		"George Santos' new treasurer wants you to know he's not George Santos' treasurer" source: motherjones.com \| share:	29

Wed January 25, 2023
		The HVAC knob panel sticks onto the central monitor and is plugged into the Tesla's USB rear port. It connects by Bluetooth to your phone's Tesla app, which then tells the car to set the temperature. Rube Goldberg would be proud source: thedrive.com \| share:	25
		Not hanging up on me proves you want me in that office, committing those crimes. You want the crimes? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CRIMES source: msn.com \| share:	70
		Gas station employee out of a job after following instructions from a stranger on the phone at 3 AM telling them to put all the cash into the bitcoin ATM in the corner that no one ever used source: wdwnt.com \| share:	86
		Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	216

Tue January 24, 2023
		Not wanting to be outdone by tourists, Aussie man angers secretive snake in his own home. No that's not a euphemism source: newsweek.com \| share:	13
		Nuke plant to replace emergency sirens with mobile alerts. So if you don't have a mobile phone, but screaming people with melting flesh are fleeing past you, just ask them if anything's wrong source: wric.com \| share:	50
		Student plays around with broadcast microphone at high school basketball halftime thinking it's turned off. Whoopsie source: nbcrightnow.com \| share:	65

Mon January 23, 2023
		Good news, Farkers still using the nearly decade old iPhone 5s: Apple dropped another security update source: appleinsider.com \| share:	10
		Good news: You matched all the numbers in the EuroMillions lottery, with a £182m jackpot. Bad news: You paid with a bank card online and your ticket isn't valid because you didn't have £2.50 in your account to cover the price source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	56
		Cold War bunker that could house up to 4,000 people for up to 3 months had its own phone switchboard, electric buggies for transportation, and - if subby is interpreting the pictures correctly - its own S/M room and masturbatorium (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	60
		David Crosby was working on new music and even planning on a tour source: avclub.com \| share:	13

Sun January 22, 2023
		Confused Seal spotted sprawled on the sidewalk outside Norfolk kebab shop. That must have been some after-show party source: metro.co.uk \| share:	12
		"Y'all see it on social media, because y'all have no idea who I am," she says as she's leaving the plane source: nbcnews.com \| share:	42

Sat January 21, 2023
		Japan's Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary scolded by mom for looking like bored little boy source: mainichi.jp \| share:	9
		Microsoft takes spying on users to a whole new level by scanning your computer to see if you have an older version of Office that you're allowed to keep without paying for it again every year source: theregister.com \| share:	57
		"I didn't realize I was dating a criminal until he was arrested on a date" source: metro.co.uk \| share:	22

Fri January 20, 2023
		Elvis has left the bus (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	17
		Being used as evidence in thousands of criminal cases nationwide , Shot Spotter uses a complex network of microphones and AI that allows it to precisely determine when and where a gun was fired. Except, as internal docs show, it doesn't and it can't source: apnews.com \| share:	107
		Meta's chief product officer says the metaverse will one day be as 'important as the smartphone.' Plastic-looking Marcia avatar nods in agreement source: businessinsider.com \| share:	37
		Because apparently it still needs to be said - Do not go to Walmart to buy gift cards for a stranger who calls you from Amazon source: wmtw.com \| share:	46
		George Santos has figured out how to have all his constituent phone calls transferred to another Congressman. 1 down, 437 to go source: businessinsider.com \| share:	43
		Lindell smothered under the pillow of finding out source: cbsnews.com \| share:	65

Thu January 19, 2023
		Police refuse to help woman who was upset her incantations and magic potion failed to work source: nbcnews.com \| share:	25
		U.S. calls on Turkey to finally approve Finland and Sweden's entrance into NATO, or this year's pardon may not take place source: apnews.com \| share:	56

Wed January 18, 2023
		"I was on vacation for 2 weeks. I ignored the calls, texts and emails from my boss. Now I'm back and have a meeting with HR. I'm a junior employee with no company phone. What do?" source: boredpanda.com \| share:	45
		Hey, remember the Freedom Phone? Let's see how it's coming along source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	83

Tue January 17, 2023
		Apple AirTag meets its stalking match: Google's upcoming "Grogu" tracker, presumably a small box with an inverted V-shaped antenna and a red light source: arstechnica.com \| share:	13
		Florida woman zips husband up in suitcase to die while playing hide-and-seek source: clickorlando.com \| share:	90
		FA Cup Third round replays today, featured by Wolves vs Liverpool. Joined in the BBC studio by someone's phone having a 'novelty' ringtone. Kickoff at 2:45pm ET on ESPN+ source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	20
		No word on if it can record video horizontally while the phone is held vertically source: engadget.com \| share:	37
		Kid in distress? Don't give them the phone or tablet if you don't want their emotional development affected. Or, considering they'll have a screen with them the rest of their lives, perhaps this is a beneficial adaptation source: local21news.com \| share:	12
		"Current advice is to video yourself opening your Amazon parcels in case they send you dog food instead of an iPhone and deny all responsibility because you signed for the parcel" source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	95

Mon January 16, 2023
		Apple is making a lot less money from the iPhone 14 Pro. This is bad news...for Tim Apple source: macrumors.com \| share:	17

Sun January 15, 2023
		Millennials have discovered flip phones source: cnn.com \| share:	203

Sat January 14, 2023
		Incoming congresscritter: "There is a form we need to have signed by you." Outgoing congresscritter: "New phone. Who dis?" Just kidding. There was no response source: wlos.com \| share:	38
		One L.A. motorist is helping improve the image of Tesla drivers source: abc7.com \| share:	78

Thu January 12, 2023
		The problem with befriending an inmate when you're an employee of a prison is you humanize them, have sex with them, and bring them meth and ketamine and break trust with your coworkers source: metro.co.uk \| share:	58

Wed January 11, 2023
		Microsoft's Surface Duo folds source: arstechnica.com \| share:	18
		Malibu man eternally grateful his girlfriend forgot her bag at his house source: abc7.com \| share:	48
		New phone. Who dis? source: mediaite.com \| share:	39

Tue January 10, 2023
		1990s: PlayStation begins life as a SNES addon. 2000s: PlayStation becomes dominant videogame platform. 2010s: PlayStation Phone flops. 2020s: What about "PlayStation Car?" source: kotaku.com \| share:	37

Mon January 09, 2023
		Old 'n busted: posting incessant unnecessary photos of your meals. New walled-in hotness: livestreaming Skynet cooking your food source: theverge.com \| share:	8
		Mother reminds child to do chores using chat feature on Roblox. Meanwhile, Subby's mom reminds them to do chores via her OnlyFans page source: yahoo.com \| share:	71
		Councilmember did not violate CA state law by allowing a lobbyist friend to pay $1,100 toward her breast augmentation surgery source: ocregister.com \| share:	58
		You know a dude ghost wrote an article as a woman when he says your urethra is your "G-Spot". Protip: it's the P spot source: redbookmag.com \| share:	19

Sat January 07, 2023
		Under a new state law, students won't get in trouble for bringing cell phones to school as long as they are turned off and the student doesn't use them in class. Oh, did I say cell phones? Sorry, I meant handguns, the keys are right next to each other source: foxbaltimore.com \| share:	135

Fri January 06, 2023
		Oscar nominated actress and Jurassic Park star Laura Dern was approached by a fan at a tour of the sites where the JP movies were filmed-only to be recognized as "that girl from the Taylor Swift video" source: yahoo.com \| share:	34
		Subby is pondering what games to play on his phone. What are your favorite games, regardless of genre? source: fark.com \| share:	26
		Man who rode his bike 18 miles to kill his ex stopped for a pasty to recharge source: metro.co.uk \| share:	37
		While visiting the Satellite of Love is still off-limits to most, the second half of 2023 is shaping up to provide you with a phone that can message Crow T. Robot and the gang directly source: theverge.com \| share:	4

Thu January 05, 2023
		It started as a normal service call for the crew working at the Germain BMW of Naples location on David Boulevard in East Naples. Then someone decided to change the oil source: nbc-2.com \| share:	15
		The cute is too much - security camera records a raccoon trying to catch snowflakes source: petapixel.com \| share:	7

Wed January 04, 2023
		My wife shouted, 'quick, grab your phone, we've got a two-legged fox on the lawn' source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	38
(Evie)		Mother upset after baby's new toy cellphone tells disturbing and inappropriate jokes about Catholics and Amish street gangs source: eviemagazine.com \| share:	48
		McCarthy team looking to adjourn today's vote before a vote because they don't have the votes and need MORE TIME to save their phoney-baloney jobs, gentlemen. Harrumph harrumph source: cnn.com \| share:	419
		Russia blames the New Year's eve attack that killed 90 of its soldiers on Ukraine using the same tactic that Russia used against Ukrainian soldiers in 2014: zeroing in on troop locations thanks to soldiers too dumb to turn off their cell phones source: bbc.com \| share:	48
		Or, as Santos himself will tell it later, "one of the few moments during my first day in Congress where I was able to catch my breath from all the people who wanted to sit by me, congratulate me, and get an autograph" source: slate.com \| share:	96
		Day 315 of WW3: Latest Orc count is 89 dead at Makiivka. Moscow blames Russian soldiers' defiance of cell phone ban for attack, saying it was the "main cause" in helping Ukraine track their location. It's your Wednesday Ukraine war discussion source: cnn.com \| share:	453

Tue January 03, 2023
		CEO of underwater inspection company takes inspections personally. Panera patron using the ladies room did not appreciate the underwater personal inspection source: kron4.com \| share:	18
		With hot young co-anchors in charge, PBS NewsHour is going all ups on your YouTubes and TikToks, making it easier than ever to fall asleep to important world news on your phone source: variety.com \| share:	43

Mon January 02, 2023
		"I didn't know that hanging on the rim would bend it," says likely long-time recipient of sports-based passing grades source: 9news.com \| share:	66
		"Was I wrong to end my new relationship after my ex threatened us both?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	9
		Ready-made Fark headline: MAGA guy who calls Democrats paedophiles turns out to be a paedophile source: indy100.com \| share:	102

Sun January 01, 2023
(Some Guy)		"Tragedy also struck....when a baseball bat being swung out of the passenger side window of a motorhome to vandalize mailboxes struck a telephone pole, left the swinger's hands and flew into the face of a teen observing from the back window" source: lancasterfarming.com \| share:	186
		CSB Sunday Morning: It's a Small World. What's made the world a smaller place for you? Is it a trip that you took? Or perhaps learning something new? Seeing an advance in technology like the Webb or Hubble Space Telescope? Or using technology to make Zoom phone calls? source: youtube.com \| share:	119

Fri December 30, 2022
		Protip: If you're going to commit armed robbery, don't leave your cell phone and gun at the crime scene. And definitely don't make your selfie the phone's wallpaper. Fail and Asinine tags tripped up by Dumbass tag source: nbc-2.com \| share:	24
		Turns out Bahamian Regulators seized $3.5 billion in FTX assets for 'safekeeping' You can be assured every last penny of that will be siphoned off in lawyer's fees over the next 10 years source: cnbc.com \| share:	21
		Kansas police chief wants you to know his police officers felt uncomfortable arresting terminally ill cancer patient for THC possession but they did it anyway because it's the law. Claims charges were dropped after officer emailed DA source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	201

Thu December 29, 2022
		Suddenly Comic Sans has a purpose source: arstechnica.com \| share:	51
		So, you think the power button on your phone is for shutting it off? I laugh at you source: theverge.com \| share:	91

Wed December 28, 2022
		Apparently, there's a two-hour version of 'Babylon' shot in the director's backyard on his iPhone. Subby wants to know how they shot the elephant scene source: variety.com \| share:	16
		So what does final 1/6 House committee report say about US Senator Mike Lee (R-UT)? "[W]ill you please explain to me how this doesn't create a slippery slope problem for all future presidential elections?" source: deseret.com \| share:	47

Tue December 27, 2022
		Surely, no one could be against this. Congress doing something useful to the left, people named Shirley to the right source: theverge.com \| share:	28
		Not news: Gen Z and millennials don't like talking on the phone. Fark: You can make $480 an hour teaching them how to do it source: businessinsider.com \| share:	297
		Alternate headline: I'm unfamiliar with the concept of cellphones source: theverge.com \| share:	35
		Having successfully released the Cybertruck, Tesla is now selling a $300 wireless charger for your phone source: engadget.com \| share:	13

Mon December 26, 2022
		Ben Shapiro doesn't get The Glass Onion, nor the dry woman's humor of The Onion; gets roasted. Might be he's bitter on not getting recast in the sequel to carry the phone around and troll post again (Spoilers in article ... and probably thread) source: thewrap.com \| share:	78

Sun December 25, 2022
		Referee for World Cup final drops off a Christmas gift for French fans source: theguardian.com \| share:	15

Fri December 23, 2022
		High school dropout Charlie Kirk gives a stern warning to the richest, most powerful men in America that he is going to purge them from the GOP source: mediaite.com \| share:	127
		According to Hope Hicks, even Trump thought that SIdney Powell's "The Ghost of Hugo Chavez Stole the electiion" theory "sounded pretty nuts"...which did nothing to stop him from promoting it in social media and fund-raising off of it source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
		3 dead, 3 wounded in Paris shooting; suspect arrested. World shocked. Residents of US barely glance at headline over their phones source: apnews.com \| share:	43
		Trump's own spokesperson says he shouldn't be allowed to hold office again source: mediaite.com \| share:	52
		Man shoots woman because she was A: Breaking into his house? B: Attacking him? or C: Twerking? source: local10.com \| share:	34

Thu December 22, 2022
		Cheery or not, by 2025 95% of companies will have an AI chatbot, making us sadly long for the days of the simple phonetree. Was this headline able to resolve your issue? source: phys.org \| share:	11

Wed December 21, 2022
		We can thank Tarantino for the upcoming season of Justified, showrunners for lack of feet source: avclub.com \| share:	26
		Kind dad offers to fix the pipes for free, now his phone wouldn't stop ringing. Some probably asking if he also fixes the cable source: liverpoolecho.co.uk \| share:	33
		Steps to having a successful retirement: 1. Get a job at Walmart. 2. Have a co-worker do a TikTok video on why you have to work at Walmart. 3. Cash in source: insider.com \| share:	15

Tue December 20, 2022
		What I suggest to combat your depression is keeping busy, taking up a hobby perhaps. Jogging, dancing, hiking, setting forest fires, something like that source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	24

Mon December 19, 2022
(Some Guy)		Deion Sanders' move to Colorado State is a rousing success, a triumph for the ages, and a bellwether for national relevance. And by that, we mean sources close to the program call it "a huge mess" source: clutchpoints.com \| share:	16

Sun December 18, 2022
		Three wise men at live manger scene outsmarted by three camels source: metro.co.uk \| share:	12
		Former Facebook security chief Alex Stamos points out Tesla's continued stock losses could allow activist investors to attempt wrestling control of the company from Phoney Stark source: businessinsider.com \| share:	48

Sat December 17, 2022
		31 y/o realises people might not be able to afford cell phones or phone bills. Brings back the payphone, for free. Bonus: Guy's name is Mike Dank source: nbcphiladelphia.com \| share:	24

Thu December 15, 2022
		Raven flies 45 minutes to get some cat treats source: vancouverisland.ctvnews.ca \| share:	11
		Madea's The Crown source: people.com \| share:	7
		In another case of "Simpsons did it," your new iPhone will soon come pre-infected. And no, it's not a feature, it's a bug source: techxplore.com \| share:	3
		Need to get a domestic abuser off your cell phone plan? Biden's got your back source: engadget.com \| share:	26

Wed December 14, 2022
		Former President Donald Trump is calling GOP House members to help Rep. Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) become Speaker. GOP House members are responding by saying, "I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller" source: mediaite.com \| share:	56

Tue December 13, 2022
		Two boaters who left New Jersey last month for Florida, missing since a stop in North Carolina, rescued off the Delaware coast, now being flown to New York, presumably to receive the Wrong Way Corrigan award source: 6abc.com \| share:	43
		Phoenix police officer under investigation for making pornographic movies while working from home. Well, technically, he was "working". I don't know what all the fuss is about source: kold.com \| share:	49
		Adventurers traveling near Huntington Beach should be wary, or risk becoming an NPC with a backstory source: ktla.com \| share:	49

Mon December 12, 2022
		Vlad retreats for the first time from his annual end-of-year news conference. Hmm, what could be the pants-shiatting reason I wonder? source: msn.com \| share:	20

Sat December 10, 2022
		And the moral of the story is: If you are going to do a home invasion and steal three quarters of a million dollars, leave your cell phones at home. Oh. And maybe watch out for cameras source: cbs12.com \| share:	35

Fri December 09, 2022
		Lottery winner overestimates the size of his jackpot source: globalnews.ca \| share:	54
		The Parked and the Pilferous source: ktla.com \| share:	14

Thu December 08, 2022
		Pair this Dyson headphone/mask abomination with a pair of Google Glasses, and you're pretty much guaranteed that you'll never get laid, ever source: gizmodo.com \| share:	35
		Having ruined the Houston Texans and set back the Alabama offense, Bill O'Brien looks to further deflate the Patriots source: audacy.com \| share:	14
		Okay, is the most popular Google search not related to sex this year or am I being incepted? source: bbc.com \| share:	44
		Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient source: al.com \| share:	63

Wed December 07, 2022
		IPhone estimates are dropping like a 3rd party service reseller call source: marketwatch.com \| share:	1
		Photoshop this phone source: pbs.twimg.com \| share:	20
		Bruce Willis' family is praying for a Christmas miracle as he remains trapped in the Nakatomi Tower source: msn.com \| share:	110
		No matter how bad of a day you're having, at least your phone number wasn't listed as Qari Lake's campaign HQ source: azfamily.com \| share:	21
		Amazon will give back some of that money you spend on Prime, all you have to let them do is monitor your mobile phone traffic source: businessinsider.com \| share:	16

Tue December 06, 2022
		Carrot Weather is getting an update that adds the ability to romance its homicidal AI character. Who wouldn't want to do that? This app just gets better and better source: theverge.com \| share:	11
		Creator of the iPod designs a $279 device that can store a digital reminder that you lost your life savings in Crypto, bro source: cnbc.com \| share:	15
		Your cell phone wouldn't work without neutron stars colliding source: interestingengineering.com \| share:	18

Mon December 05, 2022
		Samsung on the topic of losing their Android cryptographic signing key since 2016: "We have issued security patches since 2016 upon being made aware of the issue, and there have been no known security incidents regarding this potential vulnerability" source: arstechnica.com \| share:	17
		Apple is planning to move production out of the China hellhole to cheaper hellholes in other countries so that the iPhone can maintain the 40% margin it currently enjoys. Evidently, zero-Covid policies are not good for business source: businessinsider.com \| share:	9
		Nothing talking to carriers about US smartphone release. No word on who is talking to carriers source: pcmag.com \| share:	21
(Startefacts)		"E.T. phone home." "Please deposit $76 quadrillion" source: startefacts.com \| share:	17
		Gordon Ramsay of "Hell's Kitchen" fame to open kitchen in hell. Or in an Elizabeth, Indiana casino, no one can tell which is which source: wdrb.com \| share:	28

Sat December 03, 2022
		If your ferry's engines are fully running and you're making way through the water, don't deploy the anchor. Most passengers don't like that source: globalnews.ca \| share:	47
		Today's thing you're using wrong: travel pillows source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	36

Fri December 02, 2022
(Some Guy)		Police called when car crashes into Goodwill store. Police still on phone when car crashes into Goodwill a second time.. BONUS: an employee of the Goodwill. DOUBLE BONUS: Huffing paint the whole time source: accesswdun.com \| share:	28
		"My husband watched porn on his phone while we were having sex and I am unable to cope with this. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	32

Thu December 01, 2022
		The first trailer is here for Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Watch Doctor Jones attempt to dial the phone to speak with his Medicare provider source: youtube.com \| share:	108
		"Like, I didn't get, like, hit in the balls," he said with a laugh source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	9

Wed November 30, 2022
		NESN microphone weasel calls back-to-back-to-back Stanley Cup winning NHL player fat. Instead of dropping the gloves, the player donates money in support of those struggling with mental health, bullying and body image in the name of said mic weasel source: abcactionnews.com \| share:	13

Tue November 29, 2022
		"It's burning up my bank account to have sex with my masseuse and I want it but wish iat were free. What do?' (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	23
		Pixel-ola source: theverge.com \| share:	11
		If you've misplaced your foot, Richmond police would very much like to hear from you source: sfgate.com \| share:	30

Mon November 28, 2022
		Huge section of lake ice breaks free, setting so many fishermen adrift that authorities trigger emergency cell phone alerts to let them all know to panic source: wdio.com \| share:	31
		You can now view the original PDA world through rosy-Palmed emulated glasses source: engadget.com \| share:	18

Sun November 27, 2022
		Man thinks he can leave his car unlocked while it's warming up outside his own apartment - forgets the times we live in, the nature of man, the Devil who mocks him, and the uncaring Universe source: wmur.com \| share:	63
		What if Lindsey Graham is indicted? source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	124
		Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window: The owner of the house source: tmz.com \| share:	11
		Who's going to be the one to tell him? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	66

Sat November 26, 2022
		Visit a pop-up Ukrainian "invincibility point", one of thousands across the country where anyone can come in and get warm, charge a phone, use Starlink, enjoy some refreshments, and have some company source: youtube.com \| share:	75
		Apple fanbois seeking new iPhones on Black Friday outraged at inefficient child labor in China resulting in no inventory source: ibtimes.com \| share:	101

Fri November 25, 2022
		Fark everyone else, what are you buying yourself for Christmas? source: fark.com \| share:	88
		Elon: "I'll make my own phone, with racists and transphobes" source: thehill.com \| share:	145
		I did it. I didn't think I could, but I finally actually did it. What now? source: fark.com \| share:	36
		Good news: Frontier airlines will no longer charge you bogus fees when you call to change your flight. Fark: because they won't answer the phone source: cnbc.com \| share:	10
		If your dad picked your 12-year-old self up from a birthday celebration while drunk, wearing a Las Vegas Raiders football helmet, and telling you he's driving you from LA to Las Vegas, you'd call 911 on him, too source: abc7.com \| share:	50

Thu November 24, 2022
		First snow day in Maretime bay means means Posey has to be salty about it. Can the gang show her how fun it is or will she tell them to shovel it? Find out on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Snow Pun Intended. Hopefully it won't be snow boarding source: equestriadaily.com \| share:	7

Wed November 23, 2022
		The beatings will continue until iPhone production improves source: marketwatch.com \| share:	15
		The CEO of CME Group tried to warn Congress about FTX but was told "You have no idea what you're talking about." by a Congressman who, it turns out, had no idea what HE was talking about source: cnbc.com \| share:	23
		One of the "perks" of working at Yeezy was apparently exclusive screenings of Kim/Kanye amatuer porn videos source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	39
		It's time for the Thanksgiving equivalent of the article complaining that "Seinfeld doesn't work if they have cellphones" source: avclub.com \| share:	49
		Las Vegas Dukes of Hazzard Volvo chased into the darkness by ex-Navy Seal at 100mph source: ktla.com \| share:	59

Tue November 22, 2022
		Just your regular reminder that digital games are licensed, not purchased source: kotaku.com \| share:	35
		Judge Goodoleboy has kept corrupt DA in Arbery murder case from suffering any consequences. The system works source: ajc.com \| share:	27
		"How do I know if my wife is cheating on me with her male coworkers? I have no proof but I assume because I need to really believe this" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	13

Mon November 21, 2022
		US journalist detained for wearing a rainbow shirt while entering the USA vs Wales match. But they said they were doing it for his own protection, so it's all good, right? source: theguardian.com \| share:	88
		Paul Ryan: I'm not irrelevant yet. Entire GOP: New fascist phone, who dis? source: cnn.com \| share:	56

Sun November 20, 2022
		It's not easy being Brian Cox, especially when Brian Cox makes reservations at the same place as you source: news.sky.com \| share:	24

Sat November 19, 2022
		"Everyone cried happy tears that day - the trapper, the staff at EPAA. His person was just ecstatic. She was crying and excited and screaming on the phone. She could not get over that he was found after seven years." Welcome to Caturday source: wnep.com \| share:	1032
		I live my tweets two minutes at a time source: yahoo.com \| share:	25

Fri November 18, 2022
		Lincoln look-alike who shot booth and slapped a voter could be looking at four score and seven months in prison source: msn.com \| share:	36

Thu November 17, 2022
		Most times, an airline returning a customer's phone it isn't really newsworthy. However, when the Captain leans out the window of the cockpit to retrieve the phone, that is pretty sweet. Southwest really does go above and beyond for their customers source: cnn.com \| share:	25
		Like a good neighbor, the Mets say they will not outbid the Yankees for Aaron Judge. "O RLY?" asks the MLB Players Association source: cbssports.com \| share:	10
		What's Elvish for "Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs " anyway? source: nerdist.com \| share:	16
		HBCU Talladega College women's volleyball team quits conference tournament after team member receives "racially motivated picture" on cellphone during awards banquet. Way to go again, Alabama source: al.com \| share:	19
(Some Guy)		Oh, TFA has everything: brand of lifestyle tee shirts, threatening with shotguns caught on the 911 call, living in a camper, and bonus prior felony banning use of said weaponry. Welcome to Pennsyltucky source: wtaj.com \| share:	25

Wed November 16, 2022
		Pro tip: if you must carjack and steal a car, do not connect your iPhone configured with your name to the car's Bluetooth source: wtae.com \| share:	32

Tue November 15, 2022
		If you have an Android phone, just wipe it and throw it in the garbage where it belongs source: lifehacker.com \| share:	105
		Nobody trusts anybody now. And we're all very tired source: forbes.com \| share:	24
(Some Guy)		Beats a phone call from the queen source: hip-hopvibe.com \| share:	26

Mon November 14, 2022
		Kelli Ward, Arizona GOP chairperson and False Elector, is selected as the next contestant for the January 6th House Select Committee's subpoena competition, thanks to the Supreme Court. Rumor has it this will be a target rich environment source: cnn.com \| share:	43
		Even considering the internet and smartphones, life for Americans was transformed more drastically between 1920-1970 than 1970-2020. Change my mind (tag is preemptively for if subby is proven wrong) source: fark.com \| share:	60
		Claire want you to know that turkey pop-up thermometer is worth less than a truckload of dead rats in a tampon factory source: lifehacker.com \| share:	18
(Some Guy)		Now that Stephen Fry has left Twitter for open-source Mastodon, it's time to start posting Mastodon toots instead of Twitter tweets. Original makes way for Unique source: mastodonapp.uk \| share:	52

Fri November 11, 2022
		Peeper's phone pics pique police pipe poofing source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	21

Thu November 10, 2022
		Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, DING 100% fully charged source: bbc.com \| share:	25
		Smartphones are nothing to sneeze at - OH WAIT, yes they are source: eurekalert.org \| share:	1
		Even in death, Paul Allen finds a way to make $1.5 billion source: cnbc.com \| share:	6

Tue November 08, 2022
		Ungrateful cafe owner not thrilled by all the customers Google is sending his way source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	8
		Baby fell over? Only possible explanation: ghosts. With "finally proof" video source: foxnews.com \| share:	77
		Well, that's ...odd. Remember that canvasser in Florida that Marco Rubio claimed was viciously beaten by Democrat thugs just for being a Republican? Yeah, he took the Fifth when asked about the Proud Boys visiting him in the hospital source: newsweek.com \| share:	102
		Jethro the Bigfoot-like creature spotted in Tennessee hiding in trees, apparently this 'beast' is bigger than your average Bigfoot according to these blurry pictures (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	52

Mon November 07, 2022
		Hurricane G downgraded source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	24

Sun November 06, 2022
		Apple experts say you should never waste your money on this storage upgrade. Spoiler alert: Do not add an SD card to your iPhone, no matter what the salesperson says source: yahoo.com \| share:	66

Sat November 05, 2022
		Elon slams former advertisers, thus proving he's no chess player source: thewrap.com \| share:	278

Fri November 04, 2022
		South Dakota senate candidate accused of grooming, raping child family member. Of course he's a Republican, like you had to ask? source: nypost.com \| share:	112
		"Former" cocaine addict and "pillow" salesman still won't be able to use phone app to get discounts at Hardee's source: cnn.com \| share:	16

Wed November 02, 2022
		The death of print media has killed Anne Hathaway's hopes for a 'Devil Wears Prada' sequel and somewhere Michael Scott is weeping source: avclub.com \| share:	29

Tue November 01, 2022
		The amazing results of the flip-phone experiment: Life outside of a smartphone source: ndsmcobserver.com \| share:	27
		You've probably been wondering all night what drag queen Pattie Gonia dressed up as for Halloween. Well, NPR's here to tell you. Oh, you weren't wondering at all? You don't even know who drag queen Pattie Gonia is? Well, NPR's here to tell you anyway source: npr.org \| share:	20

Mon October 31, 2022
		Can an iPhone be Steampunk? source: youtube.com \| share:	16
		"Who, HEY MAN... I'm doing all I can here. I know your people are suffering and we'll do everything we can for you. But I gotta get this approved by some real knuckleheads" source: cnbc.com \| share:	131
		In the latest attempt at making an Oklahoma tag happen, two men rob and ransack an AT&T store but then get arrested after they accidentally leave one of their own phones in the store and come back to retrieve it source: ktul.com \| share:	21

Sun October 30, 2022
		Putin hacked Liz Truss's phone to find humiliating and embarrassing facts he could have seen by simply turning to BBC (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	33
		Is it time for a flip phone renaissance? source: salon.com \| share:	58

Fri October 28, 2022
		TV IS big, it's the movie picture theatres that got small (and loud, and overpriced, and full of chatty rude yahoos on their phones) source: theguardian.com \| share:	36

Thu October 27, 2022
		IPhone users can look around in confusion while the Android owners are running to safety source: androidauthority.com \| share:	31

Wed October 26, 2022
		The Watcher racks up another 148 million viewing hours, at least half of which was people mistaking it for an MCU film source: deadline.com \| share:	29
		Ted Cruz loves the boobies source: mediaite.com \| share:	159
		Registered sex offender who taped his personal cell phone under ex-girlfriend's car to track her movements didn't think his cunning plan all the way through source: kutv.com \| share:	13

Sun October 23, 2022
		8th circuit court: We're pausing that student loan forgiveness program. White House: New phone who dis? source: cnn.com \| share:	65
(WRTV)		Another cop has a panic attack over white powder, claims fentanyl poisoning. Tag is for the gullible news station treating it like it was credible source: wrtv.com \| share:	89

Sat October 22, 2022
		Great news, everybody. Stealing a phone might get you a home now, too source: cnbc.com \| share:	34

Fri October 21, 2022
		Sometimes the interwebs senses goodness, doesn't suck source: avclub.com \| share:	31

Thu October 20, 2022
		Anyone else getting lots of texts saying your account is suspended due to transactions from amazon/paypal/your bank? As if those people send texts. Anyone fall for it? source: rd.com \| share:	31
		The author needs to get lost source: howtogeek.com \| share:	22
		Today in World Cup Big Brother News: Qatar trying to require all World Cup visitors to install state-sponsored "spyware" on their phones source: techspot.com \| share:	35
		Worth staying up for: the Orionid meteor shower peaks Thursday night into Friday morning, starting midnight your local time. Pull out a chair, aim it southeast, and watch the Earth pass through Halley's Comet's debris trail source: businessinsider.com \| share:	5
		Lana Del Rey's music and other writings were stolen in a robbery, resulting in her first facial expression ever source: pitchfork.com \| share:	30

Wed October 19, 2022
		Check from Dan Snyder's charitable foundation bounces. Let's be honest, this will be only the 10th worst thing we hear about Snyder this week source: defector.com \| share:	9
		Headline: "Wyoming college wrestlers recount near-death fight with grizzly bear." No word on why the bear was accepted into the college's wrestling team in the first place source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	45
		If you were in the market for a Factory sealed iPhone 1 from 2007 then you missed your chance to buy one at auction for $39,000 source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	16
		Police officers forced to resign for shooting suspect while innocent citizens were in the line of fire. Wait - check that - they are resigning for not shooting at the suspect because innocent citizens were in the line of fire source: msn.com \| share:	36

Tue October 18, 2022
		TFG is finally served a court order in his 250 million NY tax fraud case. After three weeks and by electronic mail. Must have used Compuserve. Texas AG Paxton seen ripping the phone lines off his house source: msn.com \| share:	28
		Antisemites of a feather, banned from tweeting together source: politico.com \| share:	73
		Taxi is now ready to take you to your final destination source: soranews24.com \| share:	1

Mon October 17, 2022
		In Lubbock, TX, milk comes in bags...and in this case, also with a police escort source: independent.co.uk \| share:	32
		Polk County Sheriff brings us another Florida crime highlight: Hunting down a Good Samaritan source: fox13news.com \| share:	37

Sat October 15, 2022
(Some Guy)		Remember the good old days? When you'd just call in a bomb scare from the malt shop payphone to dodge an exam but school went on anyway? source: jerseyshoreonline.com \| share:	34

Fri October 14, 2022
		If we become regularly flooded with deep fakes that seem as real as authentic media, what will be the best practices for separating truth from fiction? source: fark.com \| share:	40
		Secret Service member had multiple totally normal, not at all creepy or concerning phone calls with Oath Keepers source: cnbc.com \| share:	56
		I'mma just arrest you for rolling up your window. You say that's your father over there recording things on his phone? source: msn.com \| share:	109
		"My ring doorbell revealed my girlfriend was dinging another dong" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	11
		The majority of Americans want voter ID for all the absentee ballots that they want sent out source: thehill.com \| share:	99
		See ya, Arecibo, we hardly knew ya source: apnews.com \| share:	19

Thu October 13, 2022
		Robert Reich: Social media giants have "the largest megaphones in world history. They're also among the richest and most powerful corporations in the world", and that's a dangerous combination source: theguardian.com \| share:	85
		Do you like 'Ghostbusters'? I mean REALLY like 'Ghostbusters'? source: nypost.com \| share:	24
		Leak in the Druzhba oil pipeline, which has been traced to somewhere in Poland, is being called "accidental damage" and not sabotage by a high-ranking Polish official with a very scary-looking Russian operative looking over his back source: nbcnews.com \| share:	32

Wed October 12, 2022
		Member of 'Green Goblin' subway robbers arrested in NYC. William Dafoe unavailable for comment source: fox5ny.com \| share:	35

Tue October 11, 2022
		DeSantis: Wait, now I'm named in 3 lawsuits? Get me 3 more planes of migrants now. And pay no attention to the damage in Florida source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	28

Mon October 10, 2022
		IPhone's new crash detection software keeps dialing 911 for people who ride rollercoasters source: cnet.com \| share:	31

Sat October 08, 2022
		Man arrested for walking in the middle of the street suddenly ends up dead while naked in police custody. Officials: "Nothing to see here, move along" source: theroot.com \| share:	63
		New iPhone feature fails to save six people source: journalstar.com \| share:	49

Fri October 07, 2022
		SQUIRREL source: boingboing.net \| share:	3

Thu October 06, 2022
		Polly the clever dog gets caught on CCTV rearranging furniture in night to make her own lounge dog double bed source: yahoo.com \| share:	5

Wed October 05, 2022
		I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a guy in a suit jumping from awning to awning outside the top floor of a 23-story NYC building source: nypost.com \| share:	41
		Everybody knows that smoking ain't allowed in school source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	47

Tue October 04, 2022
		Pour out a 40 for L.A. rapper "Half Oz" after Koreatown drive-by, in other news L.A. rappers have lifespans of elderly Russian cannon fodder source: foxla.com \| share:	36
		EU: One cord to rule them all, one cord to find them, one cord to bring them all and with the smartphones charge them source: techxplore.com \| share:	31
		Someone just leaked the full specs to the Google Pixel 7 and Pixel 7 Pro. The iPhone 14 Pro has some new company source: tomsguide.com \| share:	28
		Man accused of killing 22 elderly women goes on trial in the killing of victim number 2. He was already found guilty of killing victim number 1 last year. At this rate, he could be finished with murder trials by 2042 source: apnews.com \| share:	23

Mon October 03, 2022
		FCC to telecoms that ignore robocalls: Block that plague or be stirred and/or shaken source: gizmodo.com \| share:	10
		Local cat returns from controversial chess match with a theme-appropriate gift for its hoomans source: dailyrecord.co.uk \| share:	33
		Stop sleeping with your phone, you perv source: androidauthority.com \| share:	19

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