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Fri May 20, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
How Trump's USMCA negotiations could cause a baby formula crisis by tossing Class 7 dairy pricing from NAFTA
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
First casualty of the new math curriculum?
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Mon May 16, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this but ad-tech firms are grabbing your email addresses before you even hit submit. In unrelated story, "news aggegators" are the new ceiling cats. *waves*
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ever wonder which humor tropes won't make sense in the next decade or two?
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Sun May 15, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Robotic surgery improves patient recovery time" claims PR-bot 1138-thx
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
The European Center For Disease Prevention and Control has decided to abandon usage of the term 'subvariant' to label BA.4 and BA.5 legitimate Variants Of Concern. Get ready for the European Summer Of Death and the tourism to crematorium pipeline
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Terra Luna's horrible, no good, very bad day
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Wed May 11, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
You'll speak French even if it could kill you. Literally. The actual literal use of 'literal', not that fancy new figurative one
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Tue May 10, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
How do you make recalcitrant Europeans get vaccinated? Subby suggests a group of men dressed in red cassocks who ambush the vaccine hesitant, sticking the needle in while shouting "No one expects the Spanish vaccination"
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Now that we widely accept that Jaffa Cakes are cakes, it just leaves the question, "What the fark are Mini Cheddars?"
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Fri May 06, 2022
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The stock market rout is global
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Thu May 05, 2022
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Technology doing something Not Horrible for once
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Big deal, people have been doing this in their basements and playrooms for decades
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Wed May 04, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"I watched as the Sheep broke the sixth seal, and there was a great earthquake. The sun became as dark as black cloth, and the moon became as red as blood." Okay, who's the idiot who woke up the Sheeple?
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Some Indian Car Guy)
 
 
 
Dang, those are righteous Pacific Crest Trail hiker names
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Sun May 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Somebody smashed the steam clock in Gastown. Not a euphemism
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Russia decided that there wasn't enough global unity against it already
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's official. WE ARE THE ALIENS
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The No shiat Sherlock Institute of Technology finds that unvaccinated increase your risk of getting infected
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Sat April 23, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Run Becky, Run
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Horta declares victory in Timor-Leste election, in what is surely a big step forward for silicon-based life forms everywhere
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Tue April 19, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Having lost 200K customers in Q1 and predicting a loss of 2mil in Q2, Netflix is most definitely not chill today
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
OnlyFans model has rent OnlyDoubled when landlord finds out
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Mon April 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
🐵🐵 ᗧ•••ᗣ••ᗣ
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
And the next global shortage will be *throws dart*...heroin?
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Fri April 15, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Even the soft and fluffy coronavirus that causes Covid-19 wants to kill you in Australia
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Wed April 13, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
All your satellite are belong to us
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(National Post)
 
 
 
"There may be no greater pleasure than fresh Atlantic lobster," says man who doesn't get out much
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Sat April 09, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
About time
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mirror bad at math. Sorry, maths
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Jean-Luc's 'hologram' holds 12 campaign rallies at once, states the nature of the emergency
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Australians' home ownership dreams sour in the face of skyrocketing house prices, pointing to a dismal future where no one will have a driveway to park their war rigs in
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Reichenwagen
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Sun April 03, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
"The new American dream is to leave America"
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Sat April 02, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Obvious story is obvious, obviously. Enjoy walking your dog
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Wed March 30, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
And here's your 'Not Everyone Is A Complete Dirtbag' news of the day
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Maclean's)
 
 
 
How rough is it out there? Getting grocery food parcels and living in your parents' basement might actually count as generational wealth
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Newly discovered tool to prevent Covid is {spins wheel}.... Broccoli
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Fri March 25, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Gay whale tangled in fetish gear prompts search by Devo. Wait, hang on, let me put my glasses on
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Coffee = good again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cheap milk goes teats up
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Thu March 24, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
In new alliance Uber will list New York taxis on its app. Expect network crashes, traffic jams
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(The Register)
 
 
 
UK Ministry of Defence website is suffering "TECHNICAL ISSUES" after being unable to defend itself
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Wed March 23, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't you just love it when a government facing an election bribes you with your own money?
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is paella. There are rules
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Black box retrieval may be unlikely as shown by CCTV footage of China Eastern Airlines crash as it nosedives in its final moments
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Wales Online)
 
 
 
'Giant step' Researchers discover health supplement drug that can halt the recurrence and spread of breast cancer. The molecule stopped spread in 80 per cent of cases and recurrence in 75 per cent. Still no cure for can... oh, wait
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Fri March 18, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Officer Lou and his municipal buddies in Georgia forced to pay over a million dollars after arresting 64 partygoers over less than an ounce of marijuana at a New Years eve party in 2017
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Thu March 17, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Don't know if its lucky or not because of the extra birthday toasts of drinks, but this family has had three generations beat 100,000-to-one odds to ALL be born on St Patrick's Day
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hong Kong, phooey
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Signs in the sewage is the name of subby's bandana thrash garage band, and also a signal from the CDC's wastewater network that Covid cases are going to jump
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
Weeners
 
What should we use as a logo for the Women's Network? How about this penis?
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Sun March 13, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
But what about the freedoms to spread our germs?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Genius solution to high housing costs: live in a tent in a medieval village with no plumbing or electricity
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Wed March 09, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Looks like the USA is experiencing it's own ragnarlock
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Fox News has its work cut out for it: 72 percent of Trump voters say they're cool paying more for gas to punish Russia
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Pirates of the Siberian
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Thu March 03, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada aiming to become the country with the most Ukranians from its current lackluster #3 status
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Breakfast at Tiffany's. Lunch with prosecutors
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Tue March 01, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Visa, it's everywhere you want to be (Now void in Ukraine)
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Financial Post)
 
 
 
The thing about Canada's internationally savvy multiculturalism is that basically every war becomes a Canadian war, as far as families and their small businesses are concerned
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Tue February 22, 2022
(The Irish News)
 
 
 
Four tens of people are bad at mathing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
So at this stage of the expansion of his empire, it's time to play the parlor game of guessing how a government leader making $110k a year has amassed a fortune north of $200 billion. (with topless pic for all you Putin lovers)
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan's deal with Spotify? It was actually double what was previously reported -- $200 million. Subby hopes the number of people leaving will also double
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Wed February 16, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
N.L. to eliminate COVID-19 restrictions, make the Designated Hitter universal
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Tue February 15, 2022
(angusreid.org)
 
 
 
Ottawa's Truck Tantrum worked, if by "worked" you mean pissed most Canadians off and made them even more inclined to support ongoing restrictions
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(Channel News Asia)
 
 
 
Biochem student wows viewers of University Challenge with his geographical knowledge, spends hours daily on OpenStreetMaps. "I have very little of a social life. So I have a very restricted set of interests. I just think of maps all day"
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Mon February 14, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google researchers determine that Linux developers fix bugs in less than 1/3rd the time of Microsoft, Apple or Oracle
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Abort, Retry, Fail, Panic ?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
The greatest trick Microsoft Ninjacat ever pulled was convincing the world it didn't exist and now it doesn't
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Thu February 10, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
On a Mac running Monterey? Might want to zoom over and check your mic settings
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just start pumping it into Walmart ventilation systems and the pandemic will be licked
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(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Dear protesters, say hello to Bill
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Where's the beef? Stuffed into that guy's pants, next to the cheese balls
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Tue February 08, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
🎵Come on and join our convoy, Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. Cause we brought our children with us, so we can't be arrested today🎵
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
You know what's even better than 7-minute abs? 3-second abs
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Researchers discover possible cure for peanut allergies. The cure consists of feeding allergic children up to 2 grams of peanut protein each day, presumably in a goblet over a period of several years
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Fri February 04, 2022
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
Ottawa's wastewater index shows that the Snot-Bubbler Convoy has brought along an utterly predictable housewarming present
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Australian Financial Review)
 
 
 
The Aristocrat's Playtech deal flop. I liked that joke better when Bob Saget did it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
R. Kelly catches Covid-19, says he'd prefer Covid-16
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Betteridge's law of headlines: inflation edition
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Ask your doctor if Ukkusiksalik National Park is right for you
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Sun January 30, 2022
(National Post)
 
 
 
T'was a bleak, nihilistic age. The world was afire like dragon shiat, plagued by plague, and war was about to engulf all of Europe. Caught in a web of laws and evidence, a prince needed a defender. And naturally that White Knight was Sir Conrad Black
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Sat January 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Power utility may have found a way to kill solar energy. Mr. Burns tents his fingers in evil acknowledgement
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Fri January 28, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The remote Pacific archipelago of Kiribati, one of the last uninfected places on the planet, finally gets its taste of COVID-19
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
There's intergalactic treasure in them thar hills under Antarctica
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The British might get cheaper cod strips and fries thanks to Brexit (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 27, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What is the weapon from the West that Russia fears most concerning its invasion of Ukraine? It's known as SWIFT and will cut the country off from the global banking system
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Wed January 26, 2022
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
Good news: Brexit pays dividends at last. Sure, it's to an Irish port as exporters seek to avoid the UK land bridge, but dividends are dividends. Thanks, Bojo
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Tue January 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The grift hits a pothole on its way to Ottawa
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Well, that does it, Canadian submitter is grabbing his hockey helmet and his canoe paddle and going to the No Frills to panic
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
London transit official argues that cars are nothing but a "blip" in transportation history, says they need to move aside for more innovative new ways to travel. The man has a point
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