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Thu February 25, 2021
(Breaking News (Ireland))
 
 
 
Ireland orders enough Covid-19 vaccines to vaccinate twice its population. They're always Dublin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
2021 Shed of the Year entrants include tiny Tiki bar and fairytale cottage, disappointing judges who wanted to avoid another he-shed, Sidhe-shed situation
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Science Focus)
 
 
 
While it's okay to pick it up and sell it if you find it in Europe, in other parts of the world, including the US, possession and trade is illegal
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Bad News: Covid has killed 500,000 Americans. Good News: Covid has killed the fur industry
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Mon February 22, 2021
(It's Nice That)
 
 
 
No more IKEA catalogs? What am I gonna read on the can?
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Today's hot new business trend: getting fired via Zoom
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Readers Digest, Eh?)
 
 
 
Canada's ban on six plastic items takes effect this year. Because of take-out containers, Canadians used 30% more plastic in 2020 than 2019. Subby's solution: EVERYTHING can be a kebab on a reusable metal skewer
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
I Can't Believe It's Rotten Butter
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
JT extends Covid benefits to 38 weeks, EI to 50 weeks, for all Canadians
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Thu February 18, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Australian mining chief says oopsie about blowing up an ancient historical site, also says he delivered the biggest dividend in the company's history. So still cool
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Inside the daily routine of the world's worst executioner, China's brutal execution system that has mobile "execution vans", firing squads and a prosecution rate of around 99 per cent (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed February 17, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
I Nominet me. Does anyone second the motion? You bet I do. Let's all give ourselves a raise
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australian employment already back to pre-pandemic levels. Imagine how well they could have been doing if they didn't have shutdowns and wear masks but instead focused on saving the economy
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Former flight attendants, laid off during air industry retrenchment, excel at selling insurance because of their hospitality training and interpersonal skills
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Sun February 14, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nirvana lives
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Worst. President. Evar
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
A lone Covid infection had one job to do and stay like the other infections, but NOOOO it had to venture off and change the course of the whole pandemic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada's Chief Science Officer is "stressed" which we assume is the Canadian polite version of screaming and throwing a chair through the window
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
More actors come forward to speak out about Joss Whedon's abuse
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Think the current Covid virus is bad? Scientists say a 'Disease X' will spark deadly pandemics every five years and wipe out 75million as we keep screwing with nature. Followed by Disease Millennial, expected to wipe out the global avocado harvest
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Tue February 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
"What your poop tells you about your health" presented by Espresso Communications
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Covid-19.1
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Should be every bit as successful as Charlie Sheen's
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
'Collapsologists' now living entirely off the land by having no bills, no mortgage, and an endless supply of homegrown grub in case civilization crumbles because of the coronavirus pandemic
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Bat and Ball)
 
 
 
Cricket is the only sport where players gain weight over the course of a match
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Much return. Elon tweeting does a heckin' dogecoin
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Wed February 03, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
AstraZeneca's vaccine the first with a proven reduction in transmission rates of covid after the first shot. Those who receive it need only worry about protection from the new variants that are popping up weekly
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Sat January 30, 2021
(CBC)
 
Weeners
 
Dongworth refuses to show the goods
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
By now you have heard of COVID Long Haulers who suffer long after the initial infection. Wondering what your chances are if you catch it even in mild cases? Flip a coin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The world's ethical cannibals, who only practice consensual cannibalism, are sick and tired of Armie Hammer
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Tue January 26, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Remember that business that decided to pay all its employees 70k Salaries? I wonder how they are doing... oh.. oh.. oh no... covid... wait...they're doing fine, most employees happily agreed to a 30% pay cut until conditions improved
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Mon January 25, 2021
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Irish off the hook after global survey finds the English and Scots get drunk most often
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Sun January 24, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
This seems like big news
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Wed January 20, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Iranian president tells incoming President Joe Biden 'the ball is in your court' over nuclear deal after days of massive war games, says his country will totally respect the 2015 nuclear deal. Nudge nudge, wink wink (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Li'l Wang grants clemency to Lil Wayne
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's not my girlfriend, that's my Mom
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
'Lovely' isn't something I really look for in a hand sanitizer
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians are unapologetic: 7/10 want vaccinations mandatory so they can get back to hockey fights
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Keystone XL is (X_X)
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Sun January 17, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Facebook sues company for grabbing people's personal information
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Fri January 15, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Provincial conservative cabinet minister pens open letter demanding lockdown ends, Is kicked out of cabinet and told he can't run again as a conservative by Dougie "Hash Dealer" Ford
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Dammit Bill, I told you you can't eat your hot wings in the lab...wait a second, that's odd"
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
JFC. It's Trump, then Reagan, then Dubya, then Nixon. Warren G Harding? Go home, you're drunk
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
You ain't blazing a whole lot of trails with 3 cylinders buddy
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's very clear. Stay. Home. That's it. Stay home. Rester à la maison. Stai in casa. It's not confusing. It's not rocket science. Stay the fark home. If you're wondering "if", stay home. Just. Stay. Home. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Staaaaay hooooome
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Mon January 11, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Finally your dreams of doing anything in church can be done here. Only $800K. Cemetery and ghosts included
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(Maclean's)
 
 
 
Canadian poll finds that they could elect a Trumpish prime minister in their next election. Doug Ford, Jason Kenney, seen playing rock/paper/scissors
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Fri January 08, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dick Pound may pull out
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Thu January 07, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Japan declares state of emergency for Tokyo after godviruszilla comes ashore again to wreak havoc
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Quebec implements corona curfew. Fines up to $6,000, or $1.73 US
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Kamloops This Week)
 
 
 
48% of Canadians visited family and friends over the holidays while 62% have "little to no confidence" in Canada's ability to limit Covid-19, according to an unscientific online poll which the article doesn't mention until paragraph 14
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Mon January 04, 2021
(International Ice Hockey)
 
 
 
The semifinals are here. Will the DEW Line protect Canada from the Russian attack? Will the Finns Motti-fy their tactics against Team USA? Game on @ 6pm ET
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Sat January 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know how COVID-19 hasn't affected the young much? The new strain appears to have fixed that
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Thu December 31, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Dildo Brewing faces hard times in Newfoundland. Funny, I always thought they were usually cast molded
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Wed December 30, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Linux gaming is the Linux of Linux
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Sat December 26, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
No. Plus, they're nasty
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Wed December 23, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Warm water causing shrinkage
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(Independent)
 
 
 
If there's anyone that knows how to get quick and early access to infectious disease testing, it's Courtney Love
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Elon's still bitter about getting blown off by Tim Cook
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Tue December 22, 2020
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Deadliest year in U.S. history since 1918 as mortalities top three million, mainly due to the coronavirus pandemic, Trump blowing the virus response
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Mon December 21, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Premier Ontario: "SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING ˢᵒᵘᵗʰ ᵒᶠ ˢᵘᵈᵇᵘʳʸ"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Very contagious mutant UK Covid strain enters Australia, will still have to fight it out with other forms of death
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Fri December 18, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Doug Ford's Covid strategy: get everyone infected with holiday gatherings and shopping, then lockdown the consequences the next day. Can't tell if stupid or genius
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(TVO)
 
 
 
"Ontario is an Italy-style [Covid] disaster waiting to happen" says the aptly named Mr. Gurney
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Thanks to Trump dropping the ball, Iran now building again at its Fordo underground nuclear facility. Satellite photos show just where Israel needs to secretly blow it up
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Oncologists worried about all those UV lights we've been using to treat the Covid inside us that the bleach can't reach
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Thu December 17, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The Pill helps protect against ovarian growths - cancer too
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(The Register)
 
 
 
SolarWinds board members unloaded hundreds of millions of dollars in shares just before the big hack was announced. Perfectly normal for 2020
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Tue December 15, 2020
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Toilet paper shortages were bad. Shipping container shortages could potentially be worse
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The EU's chief negotiator still hopes to clinch an EU-UK trade deal. Chances are he's still drunk from all the weekend's holiday parties
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Ontario man looks to sell ancient hockey stick dating back to the last time the Leafs won the Cup
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Wed December 09, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
One in ten farkers working from home is naked right now. If it's not you, pleasant dreams
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The 'real' world will look pretty bleak in 2050, unless you're into sex robots and spending most of your time in your own data-fed augmented reality
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Grocery shopping just got real
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Mon December 07, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you are bad at raeding, it has likklly gotin wors doorin the pan democ
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Best in USA
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Sat December 05, 2020
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
What kind of business promises free money to be dropped on a crowd then uses fake money as the people trample each other to get it? The Safety Warehouse
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(Calgary Sun)
 
 
 
Alberta Premier Kenney to anti-mask protestors, "Quit being stupid and stay home". Protestors respond, "You have no idea how stupid we can be"
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Thu December 03, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
"You can live in your house, you can rent out your house, but if your house sits empty, you will pay a tax"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadians mobilize their armed forces to roll out vaccines nation-wide. Both trucks will be used
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Lad meets gran. Gran meets lad. They fall in love. Get married. Set up OnlyFans account. It's a tale as old as time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Hire the homeless to watch over empty homes? Modern solutions
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Mon November 30, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Survey says one fifth of Irish households with pre-school aged children binge drink weekly due to lockdown stress. Since this is the Sun, it's probably more like 110% drink at least a fifth of booze every night regardless of whether they have kids
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(Renew Economy)
 
 
 
And once again Tasmania leads the world by going to 100% renewable electricity... Tasmania?
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Team Trump scores a real victory in court at las -- aaaand it's gone
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Sat November 28, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ummm.... because "Russia says"?
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Thu November 26, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
2020 releases yet another horror into the world. PHP 8
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