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Thu August 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Facemask mandates won't work if we don't educate the morons opposed to them
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Watermelon burgers...and I'll see myself out
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Helpful satellite images showing what 2750 tons of ammonium nitrate can do when it explodes
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jake Paul finally in a video that warms the heart as the FBI takes all his toys from his tacky mansion
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
World leader whose re-election rally wasn't punked by thousands of teenagers says he sees no evidence to suggest that TikTok should be banned
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(Reuters)
 
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Bride orders dramatic wedding video footage, videographer delivers
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good news for bald people who catch Covid-19, you won't have to worry about hair loss. For the rest of you though
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Next on list of things you don't suspect will kill you: Swimming pool filters
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"If oven gloves were essential to remove hot food from hot stoves, our hands would have evolved into them by now"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If there's a camel asking "Hey, do you know what day this is", then we must be at Wednesday. Get those woodchucks to quit chucking that wood and join in the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Tested positive? Here's why the fifth day is important (and that doesn't mean the creation of birds and sea animals)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
U.S. Officials: "Our President is a goddamn moron, please stop listening to what he says"
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Subby suggests office chairs on ebay
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The stupid, it burns like a fever and dry cough. Or a cherry from a cigarette
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
CNN tells Mercedes Schlapp she's full of crap on mail-in voting lies
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The eight-door Checker station wagon - a 'no quibble' solution for your quiverfull
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Ellen wants out. Also wants a tiny violin
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"There is a degree of anti-science feeling in this country," Fauci said. [OBVIOUS] and [MURICA] tags offer no comment, citing death threats made against them after prior appearances
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Musk blames lazy Tesla owners for not using autopilot properly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet Caesar McCool, the therapy llama and llamactivist. Of course he's in Portland
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What's this, then? Romanes Eunt Domus? People called Romanes they go the house?
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Bond hearing for Tampa teen accused of hacking Twitter accounts gets hacked"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michigan Governor Witner is trying a bizarre, previously unheard-of approach to governing where she listens to experts, takes their advice, and does what she can to to keep her citizens safe and doesn't seem to care about the political consequences
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you ever tried circulating blood...on weed?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
....And yet we're not all geniuses
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden's brain trust clearly see the VP pick as Harris, Obama's people say not so fast, Susan Rice would guarantee the enthusiastic presence of both Barack and Michelle Obama on the campaign trail
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"When the Democrats say they care about people, do they care about people when they keep increasing the debt we have?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How the Village People took gay sex mainstream. Come for the MAGA anthem, stay for the Simpsons reference
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "Beirut explosion was an attack. I spoke to my generals." Pentagon: "Uh...no"
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(DW)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is shocked to learn that Neil Young didn't write any songs just for him. Yet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PANDEMIC PRICING. ACT NOW. Moderna says its vaccine will go for $32 to $37 per dose for some customers. LIMITED TIME. DON'T MISS OUT
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What 20 years of dating reality shows teach us about America. CliffsNotes version: We're so farked
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, US affluence meant mobility and lower income meant less travel from home. Oh how times have changed
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Newcastle to Beirut: "That's not a stockpile of ammonium nitrate, this is stockpile of ammonium nitrate"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney lost $3.5 billion due to park closures during the pandemic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Survey shows people get naked, get arrested, and get tattoos when drunk. Not always in that order
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Epic Systems ordering 9,000 employees back to work despite Covid-19 concerns and fear of "untold deaths." When asked about Coronavirus, an Epic spokesman replied "What is it?"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Show Me state-funded healthcare
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Having a lot of money turns people into dicks, and here's the science to prove it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Research on other vaccines has shown that they are less effective on obese people. Which means that even if an effective Covid-19 vaccine IS developed, Americans may still be screwed, blued and deep-fried bar-b-que'd
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Manchester's Coronavirus outbreak is coming from the white middle class, proving once again why Manchester was Crowley's crowning achievement
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Biden only has a fraction of the campaign money Trump has for a fall ad buy, that fraction being 2/1
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned as an infant herself, this teen understands what it feels like to be left behind, and works to help senior dogs find the loving homes they deserve, just like she did. Please welcome her to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Slovenly subby doesn't have any dry-clean-only clothes, but is still fascinated by the idea of a magical closet that can steam-clean, sanitize and deodorize his snarky t-shirts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lou Williams said that eating at a strip club "wasn't the best-quality decision." No kidding. Who eats at a strip club anyway?
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Fast food breakfast purchases are down. Apparently people learned how to cook breakfast during lockdown and realized eggs only cost a nickel at Walmart
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(Central Illinois Proud)
 
 
 
Illinois social event may have exposed people to Covid 19. Fark: Event called "White Trash Bash"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DeCorona infects DeAides of DeSantis
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Please don't deprive us of the Trump-Biden debate spectacle ...we really need the lulz in this 2020 year
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Yeah, good luck with that, guys, in a day and age when even chicks call each other "Dude"
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Restaurants hurting, oil fields shutting down, meat packing plants closed by the state, looks like I picked the wrong week to stop selling weed
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
FBG Duck goosed
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So remember when it was reported that Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had tested positive for Covid-19? Well turns out it was a false positive. And his wife blames the NFL for the hell the family has gone through the past few days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Things keep getting worse for the Ellen Degeneres show
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dam, son
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(Fresh Toast)
 
 
 
Can vouch for this
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Headline:"Get a bird feeder, and don't overthink it." Article most likely written by squirrels
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Whoever had two days, you won
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Tue August 04, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Chief Public Health Officer, Dr. Theresa Tam, says even with a vaccine, Canada has a 3 year plan before the werewolf problem will be under control
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(KTIV Sioux City)
 
 
 
Cable company ignores the call before you dig rule
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is meat the new toilet paper?
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
"The customer tipped five cents and wrote "get rid of masks, tips will be bigger," on the receipt"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman voices new ad to help save endangered restaurants, in move that hopes to save American jobs and preserve the ability for all people to get titty sprinkles on demand
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Fight at pool hall ends with seven in the corner pocket
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Everything is fine now, the Trump campaign has sent out an email encouraging mask-wearing
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money. How much do I still owe? Okay, half my liver, both kidneys, a lung, and my left bollock - and put the rest on these five credit cards so I can get reward points
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Gen Z turned on Lin-Maunuel Miranda, and he's not going to throw away his money shot
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California wildfire renamed "Apple iFire" after threats from corporate lawyers
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
'NOS4A2' author Joe Hill discusses what it's like to watch your book turned into a television series that actually doesn't suck
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Officer Dicks faces the sack after facing a sack (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark headlines incoming
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(White House)
 
 
 
Trump makes the largest single investment in America's national parks and public lands in history. And if you don't believe that, you can read it right here in this White House statement
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(Salon)
 
 
 
It was all fun and games until Trump's base discovered they have a survival instinct. Who knew?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
America: "Blackface is offensive now." Britain: "Hold my warm beer" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Malaysian police raid Al Jazeera's office, prompting condemnation for attacking the freedom of the press as well as confusion as people try to figure out if a Malaysian is more or less than a Brazilian
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obvious: The latest "horse race" poll shows a massive gap between Democrats and Republicans on the "Who do you trust more?" question. We're screwed: Not Between Trump and Biden, but between Trump and Fauci/the CDC
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Health care, manufacturing, food processing, and warehouse workers to teachers: STFU and GBTW ya snowflakes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
An Israeli military spokesman told the Guardian he would not comment on the blast
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A new study says the UK risks a twice-as-big second COVID wave without better testing. Everybody keep calm and panic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Governor of Japan's Osaka prefecture says gargling betadine will beat the virus. Some people will - and won't - swallow anything
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
WHO says there may never be a silver bullet for corona. Anheuser-Busch stock surges
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ten Americans share their stories of trying to rebuild their lives after Coronavirus turned their lives upside down
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
France to pay home caregivers virus bonus. I dunno, if I was a caregiver, virus is the last bonus I'd want
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson claims Biden's intent to choose a woman of color as a running mate is illegal. Sentient bowtie formerly controlling him seen taking up day drinking
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Glastonbury may not return until 2022
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USA, USA USA, 25% of respondents believe the US is doing a much better job than other countries in its Covid response
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Five people who attended Florida Sheriffs Association meeting last week test positive for COVID-19
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Death by Ignorance" - Herman Cain should still be alive, but there's not cure for stupid
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
How many Nazis does it take to hang a "Hitler Was Right" banner over an overpass? According to the arrest report, it wasn't 14 or 88
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You won't believe this, but hundreds of billionaires who pledged to give their fortunes away through Warren Buffett and Bill Gates' Giving Pledge in 2010 have only gotten richer without really helping people
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The tasteless suits at NBC wanted John Cusack or Hugh Grant for 'Hannibal'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says Microsoft should pay 'key money' to the US Treasury for facilitating TikTok deal. For you non-New Yorkers, 'key money' is a term of art used by corrupt landlords for illegal kickback payments extorted from tenants
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Now THAT'S an obituary
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our potentially explosive robot criminal overlords (possible nsfw content on page)
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(House pet)
 
 
 
Here's why you should take a spider out instead of killing it. Go have a few drinks. Probably a nice guy. Maybe even a web designer
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'm gonna be interviewed by some guy called Swan; it's gonna be fantastic. But sir, he's an actual reporter. I don't think... IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
LGBTQ Native American Anthropology professor at Arizona State University who died of COVID-19 after being forced to teach in person turns out to not have been a person at all
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones orders his legion of followers to "get ready to die" and fight against the new world order
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(The Root)
 
 
 
KFC Trinidad celebrates Emancipation Day with - oh, lordy, no
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It might even be higher, but the answers from the people on ventilators are tricky to decipher
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Clorox posts highest sales growth in 'modern history,' credits president for injecting disinfectants into pandemic discussion. "It was a real shot in the arm"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid infections: the only time Rutgers football manages to run up the score
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How to tell people 10,000 years from now to get off my lawn
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro says she won't take a coronavirus vaccine. Very well; we agree to your terms
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Crime has risen so dramatically in the last 30 years that 80 in every 1000 Americans were victims of violent crime in 1993 and that number has risen to 23 in every 1000 Americans today
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Op-ed writer admits he was wrong
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
In a dry run for the upcoming 2020-2021 superspreader year, 260 employees in Georgia's largest school district test positive for COVID-19
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(The American Independent)
 
 
 
We're two countries now, The United States of Trump, and "very bad states"
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Mon August 03, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
11,000. Every week. Dead. Gone
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unless you have a time machine, don't try to time the market
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before - shirtless, maskless, drunken, belligerent English tourists start brawl - oh, you have heard it?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Gates thinks Joe Biden should tell everyone to listen to Bill Gates
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
POTUS backs 118 Democratic candidates in a huge wave of endorsements
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Over a hundred dead from bootleg alcohol in India. Which is why you should always take off your shoes first
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert and Trump roasted for their their fragile maskulinity; "Nobody should be berated for wearing a mask unless of course, it's hanging below their chin which is a bit like putting a diaper around baby's ankles"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean I should not have postponed taking more brooding Brooklyn Alpha-male selfies to organize a massive NYC party boat booze-cruise? That was wrong? Maybe someone should have told me
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Singing a rap song in San Diego is a violation of § Seditious Language - Prohibited. 83 violations, actually. Time to a throw a right-cross and knock that old law out
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Elon Musk Says Tesla Will Build a "Normal" Truck If Cybertruck fails. Translation: Tesla will build a normal truck
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Fluoridated water criticized as "socialized medicine"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The mango Mussolini is now claiming his approval rate is higher than Obama's. Yes he's serious, and don't call me Shirley
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen says Pineapple Express 2 never happened because the distributor wouldn't front them the green. Otherwise you would have seen't it
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Problem: Debris falling from elevated subway tracks hitting people on the street. Solution: Installation of metal baskets to catch the debris. New problem: Metal baskets of debris falling from elevated subway tracks hitting people on the street
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember how mad you'd get in school when your entire class got punished due to the actions of a few knuckleheads? Welcome to NJ
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Turns out there are a lot of Americans living in the middle of the country who appreciate having any internet options at all, even if it's Elon Musk offering it over satellite
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians believe unfounded COVID-19 theories: the virus was engineered in China; the virus is a cover up of 5G effects; hydroxychloroquine can cure it; or rinsing your nose with a saline solution can protect you from infection
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House to Congress: Wow, you guys can't agree on anything. Maybe we can help out
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Expensive Indoor Farming pioneered in the Garden State
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Is it safe to fire up the grill this summer with the family in the back yard? No. The answer is no
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"This has been going on for six weeks, every night"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stephenie Meyer's says that while writing her new book retelling Twilight from the vampire's point of view, "getting through every word was a struggle." Much like reading it will be
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Yes, as you're getting older you're getting dumber than previous generations. OK Boomer?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We could learn a lesson from the past. In 1918 people were told to wear masks and . . . they were just as stupid as people are now
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Bi woman in poly relationship harassed for not being bi enough because it's 2020 and that's how we do things now (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Diseases desperate grown, by desperate appliance are relieved, or not at all." Shakespeare's home to reopen for tours despite continuing pandemic
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So that set of wooden spoons you've been using in your kitchen for years...um, when was the last time you *really* washed them?
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Swimming laps while Black. "Oh no, are we about to become hashtags?" Stupid and asinine tag push Florida tag to the front of the line
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you know of a restaurant where several employees have come in direct contact with people who have tested positive for Covid-19 yet the owner refuses to shut down and actively encourages them to still come into work who do I report this to?
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Trump claims 'jobs will disappear' if Biden is elected. Anyone want to tell him?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Megan Fox's soul "ascended to a high enough level that it split into a twin flame", she told her new boyfriend the first time they met. Somewhere, the hot-crazy graph weeps
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Russiarona vaccine now available. Possible side effects may include halitosis, retroactive birth defects, scoliosis, lower back pain, feline leukemia, paralysis, mudskippers, coma, and death
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"You've got to remember that these are just simple blathering stooges. These are people of the social media. The common clay of the new GOP. You know... morons"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When considering whether or not to reopen schools amid a pandemic, remember that your young children are the most likely to survive, and if they're lucky, they may even have other relatives to take care of them after you die
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fed official says another lockdown is absolutely needed to save economy ...also from the Trump Administration that believes the economy is already flourishing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish teenagers on an inflatable doughnut rescued from the sea. Not to worry - they're safe and whole, but a bit salty from the experience
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Why we can't have nice things: boaters swarm SpaceX Dragon capsule with Doug and Bob after splashdown. Maybe they wanted to huff some of that toxic hydrazine
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Amid efforts to stop the spread of coronavirus across the region, an Irish pub in Spain bans Sweet Caroline
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"That's a nice business you got there. Be a real shame if something happened to it. Better sell it to my friend here", Don Two Scoops
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Almost everything that went wrong with America's response to the pandemic was predictable and preventable"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Portland police declare unlawful assembly. Seems like a weird thing to deduct on your taxes, but okay
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage almost played Will Ferrell's role in Wedding Crashers. When Mr Ferrell was reached for comment, the "Elf" star said, "I want to be Debbie"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With Lord & Taylor and Tailored Brands (parent of Men's Wearhouse and Jos. A. Banks) now filing for Chapter 11, the retail pandemic is spreading almost as fast as the human one
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
New Irish information campaign asks young people to have 'online sex' to curb the spread of Covid-19 instead of the usual drunk sex they're used to
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"Eat Out to Help" scheme starts today and are we still doing "Phrasing?"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"History, when taught well, shows us how to improve the world, but history, when taught poorly, falsely claims there is nothing to improve," John Oliver castigates the US education system, where 17 states use "state's rights" as the Civil War's cause
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
People are buying cars - online. Because there's few things in life more scary than a car salesman that's actually infectious
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Why does the military at least attempt to do a reasonable job of holding their people accountable for misdeeds while law enforcement is completely inept at it?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Mustaches are back
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"The cat reportedly scampered out of its holding room and escaped through a fence when prison guards came in to feed it." Also, someone apparently trained an eagle to deliver drugs
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Scrooge McFark tells the unemployed they don't deserve or need an extra $600 a week
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
No one wants to hand their bank statements to a cable provider (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Church decides to remove 700-year-old pews because obese and disabled people can't fit down the aisle. Surprisingly some people are outraged over this
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mexican police catch Peter Gabriel
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I have longstanding fetish for my curvy, cheeky sister-in-law, and fondly recall mind-blowing sex I had with her on my wedding night. How can I end this affair? My wife is pregnant with our second kid and doesn't know about our thing
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(Ancient Origins)
 
 
 
String Theory a mammoth discovery? I'm a frayed knot
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Did somebody say T-R-E-A-T?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pleased to meet you, we're whales
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dr. Birx announces what everyone's known for a month
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(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Conservative Media: Herman Cain passed on. He was a great patriot and a wonderful man. Thoughtful Audience: That's so sad. So, what did he die of? CM: uh... DON'T POLITICIZE HIS DEATH *smokebomb*
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK may order people over the age of 50 to stay home to avoid a second Coronavirus shutdown
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Does anyone really know how many people in the U.S. are hospitalized with COVID-19. Answer: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
You'll enjoy Alanis Morissette debuting a new song via Zoom, but you oughta know her young daughter keeps interrupting
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So when a vaccine is finally developed, who will be first in line to get it? What, you thought you'd be near the front? Oh, you sweet precious flower
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Here's a bright idea during these coronavirus times: Don't rent your backyard pool out to busloads of children for a swimming party
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Get ready for the invasion of the alien squash monsters: An Arkansas man has planted those mysterious seeds sent from China to the U.S. and has been using miracle grow on them for two months
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Entire city's parking meters, removed to protect the change inside them, may now be replaced since the single key that opens them has been found. Cool Hand Luke eats 50 eggs to celebrate
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(Geek Tyrant)
 
 
 
Sources claim Ray Park's Instagram fellatio video have gotten him replaced in "Darth Maul" standalone film, it's not like anybody's unfamiliar with "Star Wars" & sucking the last few years
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Personal friend of Anne Frank and Helen Keller becomes oldest active pilot
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nnnnnneeeeewwww ooonn ntflx
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently?
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Mexico is numero tres
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Hold the onions
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Microsoft Office World Championships have been cancelled for this year. In a related story, there's a Microsoft Office World Championship
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tainted alcohol is not the latest song from Soft Cell but it did kill at least 86 in India, police say
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Sat August 01, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guess which drug Kodak will initially focus on making now that it got its big boost from Trump. Go on, guess
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Anglicized names of Japan's prefectures makes the country look like England
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Put on your masks, ya deutschebags
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Tiny giraffe free with every purchase
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(Lafayette Journal & Courier)
 
 
 
"My daughter got married last Friday. We had about 100 to 120 people. We were dancing all over the place. I was exposed to over 100 people," was said by: (C) Purdue University administrator in charge of safely bringing back 40,000 students to campus
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Let's tour the world's largest indoor vertical farm that's addressing food inequity ...in where else but the Garden State
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(One America News Network)
 
 
 
Trump: China will pay for COVID expenses, just like Mexico paid for that wall
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Good news, according to about 20 Republican senators, we've done enough for the people. Let them eat cake
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Bakery worker fired after 44 years of service ... for breaching shop's Covid-19 rules ... after accepting cash to help elderly customers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slow-cooker pizza: Bad idea or horrible idea? (And since when has there been an invisible Food tab?)
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Hey, remember me? I'm baaaaaaack," chuckles West Nile Virus
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Your argument is invalid, it's social media that is the problem
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
He is both the hero we deserve, and the hero we need right now. He's also a hamster
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Furious mother-in-law to be stops wedding midway through after bride mentions the groom's 'flaws'
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is why we don't have flying cars
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Shelter workers take in an orphaned new-born rescue kitten unable to walk. They made him tiny homemade splints out of tongue depressors, gauze, medical wrap bandages, and tape to keep his legs steady. The result is anything but depressing on Caturday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you ever dreamed of spending the night in a Walmart parking lot, I have some bad news for you
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Kira Yoshikage, Katsuki Bakugo, and Megumin of the Crimson Demons wanted for questioning
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(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
But it's a dry record
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Washington State announces it has finally trapped its first Murder Hornet. Bigfoot still at large
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Who had 182,000 by late August in the pool?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
It's hard to scare people from six feet away
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco is proactively building a COVID hospital for the NEXT surge in patients. Tag is for our 'fight' against the virus
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Duke sucks. Twitter makes it official
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The Rise and Fall of America: They Were Incredibly Rich But A Very Stupid People
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Lower Korea's banknotes are getting damaged as people try to microwave them as Best Korea's citizenry continues to feed on theirs
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Surely this was not COVID-19's first rodeo
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Good news: the logistics prowess of the DoD will be used to distribute covid vaccines. Bad news: the CDC will have no input
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(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
The 337 people who thought right now was a great time to board a Norwegian cruise ship are in for the shock of their lives
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The disease on the bus goes round and round
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
How the world made so much progress on a COVID-19 vaccine so fast even though vaccines typically take years
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Now you can have your coke and coffee without having to roll up a dollar bill
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"If you look around at the moment, most of the people who seek great power are complete assholes." I read that in John Cleese's voice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Early in the pandemic, Republicans laughed and crowed about how it was a blue state issue (or a hoax). Now that it's affecting their states strongly, their precious feelings are being hurt by people who remember what they said
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Federal judge overturns death sentence for the Boston Marathon Bomber
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Blue is King
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(Journalism.org)
 
 
 
Americans who get their news from social media are more likely to be wrong about that news. People who pay just $5 per month excluded
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
California gym that remained open despite order to close now tied to...well, go on, guess. This is an easy one
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Phillie Phanatic talks to himself about how weird it is being the only person in the stands at baseball ballgames right now
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Dancer talks about the difficulties of continuing to work at her strip club during the pandemic
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
That high profile Twitter hack? The teen "mastermind" was arrested this morning in Fark's favorite state
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
"Facts Of Life" star Lisa Whelchel explains how her 'Life Coach' certification qualifies her to root thru strange collector's basements. Buffalo Bill not included
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
95% of adults are now wearing face masks in public since Trump started wearing one. Surely someone to the Right will point out what an example of leadership that is, Biden didn't get us to 95%
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because we failed to control it from the get-go, Covid-19 will rule us from here on out. Double-Fark: The darkest time-line where vaccine research stalls out for the same reason you can't cure the common cold
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Buy.com goes retail
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Research reveals why it's hard to get the smell out of polyester." Greatness will always stand on its own
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"I think now, at this moment, I look like a Bulgarian porn star, but I have been doing this Captain thing for awhile now"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The story of the COVID outbreak that began in a French bar. You could say it was a *pinky to lips* pandemic at the disco
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's National Mutt Day - beefsteaks and buttsniffs for all
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Video shows Trump only voted by mail after failing to commit voter fraud in person
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong announces postponement of elections, giving Trump an idea
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers may see a way to treat a rare and incurable form of blindness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey, I know, Why don't we ask the White House's resident white supremacist what HE thought of our first black president's eulogy for a civil right icon, and then write a whole article about it?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jim Cramer: "Apple cares about the little guy"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all those news stories about people buying chickens during the quarantine? Well something's coming home to roost
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Add hearing issues to the pile of lasting after-effects of survival
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Ribs feed the soul
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Pinterest up across the board
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ap ple sto ck
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. consumer spending rises for second straight month in June as people get out and reload on TP, booze, kitchen staples, and refill their gas tanks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Baby sharks sighted patrolling Welsh airspace. You r'ead that ryght
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(Vice)
 
Weeners
 
Ow someone else's balls
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Do you have a 2008 vehicle? Congratulations, you're average
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Turn left real fast, leave with Coronavirus
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two dogs are rescued after spending eight days in a UK hole. They're delighted to be home with a slice of Mom's humble pie
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Donnie Junior says he shouldn't have been suspended from Twitter for sharing "alternative thoughts" about demon semen and fake cures
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: kids writing "How I spent my summer" essays for their teachers. 2020 hotness: teachers writing their own obituaries for the governor
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A body language professional discusses how you can effectively communicate with a mask, because apparently your voice and tone aren't enough
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Is that a penis on your arm or are you just pleased to see me? No
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Portland's Wall of Moms and Don't Shoot Portland enter Judean People's Front / People's Front of Judea phase of protest movement evolution
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, forests move--but very slowly, and only when they need to kill a buttload of orcs or a renegade Scottish king
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When asked if he could assure parents that children would be safe at re-opened schools Trump revealed the fruits of his recent explorations of Schopenhauer, Kierkegaard, and Nietzsche by responding "Can you assure anybody of anything?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
At least he was passionate about social distancing
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President Obama says it's time for the filibuster to die
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Data doesn't support the number one claim that NYC's shooting surge is due to the court shutdown but finds the petty bickering most intriguing
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(KPAX Missoula)
 
 
 
The last sentence in the article proves that this accident is bound to turn out shiatty for a bunch of people
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN): "War is not a game. Video games should not be recruitment tools for the military"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Gov. Evers orders statewide mask mandate for Wisconsin. Subby working on cheese curds and bratwurst in IV form
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK extends the virus isolation period from seven to 10 days. Which is what, a ha'penny of a fortnight?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People who laugh frequently in their everyday lives may be better equipped to deal with stressful events. And don't call me Shirley
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Good lord, this doesn't sound like a good way to run an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you've dreamed of having a job that will turn you into an insufferable bore for a month, then have we got a deal for you
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday is a world of suck. So, here's the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Thanks heavens, I think we're at a tipping point - Best Buy will not open on Thanksgiving this year, either
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Buddy, the first dog to test positive for Coronavirus, has died. Was he a good boy? Damn right he was
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to figure out if you've elected a narcissist
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Bronx zoo once displayed an African man in the monkey house
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For the people that actually WORK on Capitol Hill, Rep Gohmert's positive coronavirus test was a breaking point, and they are speaking out about an environment where mostly GOP members refuse to wear masks, berate staffers that do, and don't allow working from home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why some Americans will never wear a mask. Um...is it because they're idiots?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hockey playoffs (& badge hunt) start Saturday. The final three warm up games are today at 4, 7, & 10pmET. Come for the dumb piped in crowd noise, stay for the Goon Juice. DAL/NSH, BOS/CBJ, & VGK/ARI. NHL Network for sure, probably other channels too
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
John Lewis wrote this essay shortly before his death to be published on the day of his funeral. Here's a light in the darkness. Bring a box of tissues
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Major depressive episodes in adults are far more common than previously believed. And then the pandemic hit
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor introduces the 'Knucklehead Hall of Fame.' This being NJ, expansion plans immediately announced and a toll will be charged to exit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Covid experts recommend immediately locking down Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Arizona, Tennessee, Georgia, Nevada, South Carolina, Texas, Idaho, Arkansas, and Oklahoma. Care to guess what they all have in common?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just about every player in baseball thinks Kelly's 8-game suspension for not hitting a guy while not getting thrown out of a ballgame is excessive
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Austin has identified its first "probable human case" of West Nile Virus in 2020 because why the hell not?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
CBS All Access wants people to know it's still a thing, vows programming boost and rebrand
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Teacher Union president tells federal and local authorities rushing to open schools against medical advice that there's just one teeny tiny flaw in their plans: Schools need teachers and her members can and will strike if they feel unsafe
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Botox injections may actually lessen people's depression. But you'll never be able to tell just by looking at them
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(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cain no longer able
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Baby red panda born in Berlin zoo. I repeat, baby red panda. This is not a drill
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Heyyyy - good question
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. Asks Google Chief: Why Are My Campaign's Emails Going to My Dad's Spam Folder?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bacteria and younger siblings -tiny and in some cases deadly single-celled organisms-are turning out to be far more complex than commonly thought
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Atlantic hurricane season says it will not disappoint the year of 2020 as conditions are ripe for lots of destruction (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Getting your @ss to Mars is one thing, but stopping when and where you have to is an entirely different kind of flying altogether
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Americans are applying to emigrate to New Zealand. Fark: 250,000 of them since March
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's mouth is writing checks the GOP doesn't want the poors to cash....again
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Um.... Wow, just wow
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Experimental Johnson & Johnson vaccine protects monkeys in a single dose. Congratulations fellow simians, suck it fundies
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Commerce Department's GDP report for the 3rd quarter will show the single greatest contraction of the economy in all American history. As in, there has never been a greater contraction. It was THE BIGGEST CONTRACTION EVER. See? Winning
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Forget about gay frogs. The government is testing chemicals designed to disrupt human reproductive cycles on non-consenting people in the guise of 'crowd control'. Vote
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Damn, Joe Bob Briggs has done got himself the Covid
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's is McPartnering with the Mayo Clinic to ketchup in aid and coronavirus safety awareness
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Treason Peepaw must be getting a cut of the bounties
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Isn't ironic?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Penguins and bubble machines: Two sweet things that go great together
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
All that power-washing and scrubbing with Clorox wipes is probably as effective against COVID-19 as TSA confiscating water bottles and strip-searching your granny is against terrorists
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My grandma is mad at me because I won't take her to her salon for a haircut because of the pandemic"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arizona Target vandal regrets destroying mask display at store
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gohmert is going on the pill
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Geriatric doctor gets tired of looking at old people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good news: if your $600 smart glasses have prescription lenses, those prescription lenses will still work when you wake up this Saturday. All the other smart features? Not so much
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(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Funeral workers: I'm not picking him up, you pick him up
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WOSU)
 
 
 
A 2020 reboot of "Gung Ho"? Mmmokay, why the hell not?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Editor of The Lancet is interviewed by the Washington Post and has no farks to give
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Where is voice tech going? With pic that both absolutely is and is not the future
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
Gosh, was it Vista? Windows ME? Windows for Workgroups? DOS 6? There are so many possible answers
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Jersey puts in a strong bid for rejoining the Covidiot States, with a rash of massive Airbnb parties in McMansions of typical atrocious Jersey design
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
US prison labor used to manufacture "Blue Lives Matter" merchandise
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Ten days ago, a wedding hall defied orders and held a 100-plus-person reception. As of today, there are at least 5 Covid-19 cases directly linked to the event. This is why we can't have nice things
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(CBC)
 
 
 
BC Premier asks citizens to be tolerant and polite if they see American license plates on the road, since not all Americans are halfwitted Covid carriers. As for Americans in province, he advises them to change plates or bicycle or take transit
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Up until June, Greg Reese proudly displayed a Confederate flag on his car. But after a series of realizations, including the police killing of George Floyd, he removed it and created a new decal -- one that reads "Rednecks for Black Lives"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
BoJo's plan to get us cycling again gets off to a rocky start as the website set up to issue free £50 bike repair vouchers crashes within a yoctosecond of going live
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Not wanting to put people in jeopardy in this wheel of fortune we call life, game shows announce plans for guests to come on down once again
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A San Francisco pastor wrote in a bulletin to his congregation that "news reports on COVID are largely unreal" and suggested without evidence that the media have inflated the severity of the pandemic to unseat President Donald Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Degree of illness from COVID-19 is connected to the amount of virus inhaled. If only some sort of cheap, readily-available barrier method existed... Oh well, back to watching countries run by grownups leave America in the dust
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then
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(Salon)
 
 
 
A look at how Alex Jones conquered his greatest enemy: the truth
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Live with Kelly and Ryan announces Friday's show will be pre-empted by the last episode of Live with Regis and Kelly. Seacrest out
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
WHO official points out COVID-19 is not in a "second" wave and is not a seasonal illness like the flu. Reports indicate this comes as a surprise to those who aren't clear on the definition of "second," "wave," or "is"
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Iran's underground ballistic missiles. Are they a threat to the Mole People, CHUDs and Morlocks or just another Photoshop? Discuss
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
The Key to a Happy Life is ... doing whatever you want without thinking about the consequences. [seemslegit.gif]
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The clock is ticking down, the lights are dimming, and the bartender looks ready to announce Last Call. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, right before the Fark Fiction Anthology deadline edition
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Coronary artery disease. Final answer"
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(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
Property is violence
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
China records its highest daily new-case count in three months - 101. In contrast, Florida alone has over 10,000/day now
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Police in NJ towns tell residents they will be happy to keep an eye on their houses while they are on vacation according to Officers Harry Pesci and Marv Stern
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The nation's largest bear ranch is in northern Michigan, caring for dozens of rescued bears in large outdoor habitats. Bonus: you can feed the cubs. Extra bonus: lot of heckin chonker pics in TFA
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Mayonnaise is dead. Long live the Duke's
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The privacy paradox: we say we care about our data, so why don't we - OOOH LOOK - NEW TIKTOK FACEPAGE GOOGLE VIDEO GAME APP
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Goddamn
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