Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'people's lives'
Thu July 30, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Actually, most Americans have no clue what that would be like since they don't have passports. But how about this: We are turning into Little Rock
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 28, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Miami Marlins' season on hold until next Monday. At least they won't lose any games this week
source: mlbtraderumors.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 25, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work the rides at Disney World. The clientele we've had since reopening has been...fascinating"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 24, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bill Gates explains that all the conspiracy theories are silly which of course is what he would say if he had created COVID just so he could sell us the vaccine. Also, Anderson Cooper used to hang out with Jeffrey Epstein
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
#HonestObit
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft teases its future Office UI. It's more of a taunt, actually
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 20, 2020
(Pew Research)
 
 
 
It appears that a significant portion of the population think you need the threat of eternal damnation to refrain from being jerks
source: pewresearch.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 17, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New thesaurus coming soon from Feckarse industries. Post your entry to the right
source: theconversation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
We're at the "refrigerated trucks" handle morgue overflow overture in Texas's reprisal of New York's Pandemic in Springtime
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 13, 2020
(Some MP)
 
 
 
Look, we're having a very important argument about statues. Lots of posing to be done, you know. Actual here-and-now slaves will just have to wait
source: reaction.life   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Owner Of a Broken Heart? My Corona (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 08, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Who cares if people get sick, These collection plates are not going to fill themseves
source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know what will get this nation out of its funk and fix this coronavirus? Yup. Tax breaks
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Generational inequality is a sobering reality
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 26, 2020
(University of British Colombia)
 
 
 
Scientists at the No S*** Sherlock Institute determine that smoking, divorce and alcohol abuse are the factors most closely associated with dying
source: news.ubc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 25, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 22 years in the NBA, Vince Carter realizes he is almost old enough to be in that stay away from coronavirus age range and retires
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 23, 2020
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas governor now between a rock and a hard place, threatens his fellow stupid Texans: Don't make me shut down this state again because of the coronavirus
source: dallasnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 21, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci states that ''Science is Truth." Guess who has a problem with that
source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 16, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
White Americans are increasingly likely to say businesses should open up, even if it puts people's lives at risk. Black & Latino Americans: "We've been trapped in here with you nutjobs for 400 years, why should we expect anything different now"
source: fivethirtyeight.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mom wanted to be a doctor, but her plans were derailed by a pregnancy so she took time away and then became an RN. Recently mom and that baby graduated together from medical school. Well, the baby is an adult obviously, not Doogie Howser
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 15, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New York may be forced to close again because everyone is being stupid
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 12, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
SMU law school revokes admission of unidentified student for unspecified behavior. So let that be a lesson to all of you
source: reason.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Fox News draws the line at comparing Antifa to ISIS; "They aren't beheading people, Dan"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The EPA is about to force its employees to return to the office and telework from their desks with no other precautions. For some reason, their union has a problem with this
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 07, 2020
(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
What the Robert Ludlum is this unholy sh**? Woman thrown into an unmarked van, and bystanders warned, "You follow us, and you will be shot. You understand me?"
source: sandiegouniontribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Therapy via Zoom helps raise up a young boy with Down Syndrome
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
POINT: Respond to Coronavirus with more Nationalism, an argument by Nigel Farage
source: newsweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 28, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Otherwise pedestrian Mediate clickbait piece notable only for the massively-arrayed derp of the comments, which - like mindless clockwork - hit every single one of the right wing talking points. Check out "johnfored" (nice bot name) and "his" list
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 27, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
The Black Death raised the wages of the peasants, and they spent it on better beer
source: atlasobscura.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 25, 2020
(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
Indefinitely uneternal
source: wgrz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 21, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
The widower of an author and preacher describes his journey through our healthcare "system." Tag is for the system
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 20, 2020
(Mashable)
 
 
 
7-11 employee helps customer discern the difference between a thermometer and hand sanitizer in the most 7-11 way possible
source: sea.mashable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 18, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure Trump takes most of the blame for the terrible coronavirus response, but NY Gov Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's toxic rivalry doomed thousands
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Sharpie-like fake ID detected
source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is cheap meat really an "essential" American right?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 13, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm deaf. I read lips. These masks are making my life impossible"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 12, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was quarantined with my abuser but got out and fled to a shelter. Now, I have Covid-19"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 11, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
For all the shouting Meal Team Six is doing about reopening gyms, fitness centers, and buffets, it only seems that they care about the last
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 02, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks has been telling people to Stand Back for years, so she was ready for this pandemic
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 01, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
The pandemic has emphasized how big, powerful, and essential to modern life tech giants like Google, Amazon, and Facebook are. And that will be their undoing
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 30, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Social distancing unfriending is a reality as those who are taking it seriously are breaking up with besties that don't
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 29, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Gunter Glieben Glauten Globen," doesn't mean anything. Neither does Sweden's response to COVID 19
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 25, 2020
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Weasels, angry they can't make money off of a family that wishes no part of their shenanigans, call the subjects self absorbed for refusing to dance for them
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers are coming for your health care industry to make more money from your illnesses
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 19, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Now is the perfect time to sell any scripts that you have lying around
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 17, 2020
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois spent $17 million on face masks from China that are now being recalled in other states
source: wgntv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"I think they're happy with [voting by mail] and I think it's a 20-year history of success," says Dem... I mean, Republican Secretary of State
source: oregonlive.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse, John Depp joins Instagram
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Because they are too stupid to know the damage they have caused, Facebook actually believes that anything will happen when they alert people that they have read fake COVID19 information
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'll put $1000 on 10 million people dying from coronavirus, please. Also, $500 on a giant meteor killing us all in the next 10 years. Thank you very much"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Badges? You don't need no particular stinkin' car badges to get a free oil change and car wash from Mazda if you're a health care worker
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Two days after being declared essential, the WWE is eliminating its lower and middle card. Boo Boo Boo, You Know It
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Rebooted Clinton era attack dawg James Carville sure knows his stuff, says that the Republicans can absolutely win the fall election -- if they cheat
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Over one-third of social media users have been exposed to misleading information or outright lights on Covid-19
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 14, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
AOC has never spoken with Biden but here's what she would say, right after "why are you sniffing my hair?"
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not content with a stock market crash, pandemic, bars closed and virtual speakeasies, compression of the roaring 1920s into the first few months of the 2020s continues with the worst economic downturn since the Great Depression
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate, I'm a lesbian, but when the coronavirus lockdown started, I drank 2 bottles of wine with my male housemate and started boinking him. Am I a slut, bi, or just an alcoholic?
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nice family you have there. Be a shame if anything happened to it
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 07, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Crazy-ass activist urges CEOs to pledge not to lay off employees for 30 days. "You have to kill your earnings. Big goddamn deal. This is like the Great Depression, and you're worried about hitting your numbers? It's shameful." Difficulty: Jim Cramer
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 06, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver slams Jared Kushner, the "alt-right Pinocchio," for his stockpile comments; "It's not your stockpile. It's a national stockpile for use by the United States you f*cking moron, and I pray you never show your polished, f*cking face again"
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A pig in pink tulips is the squee we need right now
source: boredpanda.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »





On Twitter



X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.