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Thu June 21, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Expensive drugs and tests for rare conditions are hungrily searching for those sweet sweet patients with deep pockets
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Oh hell no. Penn State Football program visits children's hospital
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Wed June 20, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: A serial killer might have been causing patients to overdose on opioids at an English hospital. UltraFark: At least 456 patients and possibly 200 more
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our new mind controlled prosthetic feet overlords
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Why do some of cinema's biggest villains look like cancer patients?
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Sat June 16, 2018
(myAJC)
 
 
 
Dancing doctor demands a dance off with the Georgia medical board that suspended her ability to practice. How will she get ready for the dance off if she can't practice?
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman's father died because she couldn't afford the $5 hospital parking fee (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
This week in venture capital healthcare: KKR buys Envision for $10B, which specializes in out of network "gotcha" billing via emergency room physicians, air & land ambulances
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Having stripped the pharmaceutical industry to a dry husk, private equity sets its sights on doctors' practices. This should end well
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Know someone with Alzheimer's? Send them to France. They are building an Alzheimer's Village, where patients are "free ranged"
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but that compassionate-use experimental treatment law that Trump just signed was intentionally crafted solely to make it easier to sell snake oil at higher prices
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Thu May 31, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer for former USC medical school dean: 'Yes, my client used methamphetamine while working at the school - but only because his mental illness allowed him to fall head over heels for a drug-addicted hooker.'
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump signs bill allowing terminally ill patients to try therapies or drugs that aren't FDA- approved ye--Wait, he did something RIGHT?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Only twelve percent of Americans understand basic medical concepts
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Tue May 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Scariest drug recall ever: Birth control pills
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Doctor charged with selling homeopathic sound waves to cure Ebola. Tag is as much for customers as it is for the "doctor"
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Fri May 25, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's one perk for being fat: Obese hospital patients are more likely to survive an infectious disease than people of normal weight, according to research
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Some Sigmoid)
 
 
 
Company implements AI for colorectal cancer screening. Hopefully, someone's ready to take the wheel if it takes a wrong turn
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"Doctor" who plead guilty and was sentenced to 45 years in prison for misdiagnosing/over-treating 553 patients with cancer and raking in over $17 million in fraudulent billings has decided he's not guilty after all and wants his conviction tossed
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Mon May 21, 2018
(AccuWeather)
 
 
 
Melanoma patients need to check their moles, privilege
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Fri May 18, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
First drug to treat chronic migraines approved. Fark: It costs $6,900 without insurance
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nurses upset about the name change to Zuckerberg San Francisco General Hospital. Also, not thrilled with change to "Zucking chest wound" for certain gunshot injuries
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Sat May 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
China struggles with a huge graveyard problem ... for old bikes
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Fri May 11, 2018
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Judge suspends license of psychiatrist who drank a pint of vodka before treating patients
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Blood pressure measurement mistakes can lead to misdiagnoses. Will soon be relabeled as an "experimental" procedure and not be covered by insurance
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
If the FDA ever approves medical marijuana, say goodbye to the era of smoking joints. "Using a lung as a drug delivery vehicle isn't optimal"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Baby born in Chipotle parking lot gets a burrito themed baby shower at the restaurant. No word it they named him Coli
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Wed May 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study found MDMA was an effective treatment for some PTSD patients, despite side effects that included anxiety, headache, fatigue, muscle tension, insomnia, and a mistaken belief they knew how to dance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So, remember that glowing health report that Trump's private doctor wrote? Well, it was dictated by Trump himself. You're shocked, aren't you? No, wait, what's that thing that's the opposite of shocked?
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Mon April 30, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Penn State Health tells 2100 patients with multiple sclerosis, "you don't have to go die in a ditch, but you can't stay here," then realizes that might look harsh
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"OFF WITH YOUR HEADS" - Marian Antoinette
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Tinnitus might not be as harsh of a cruel mistress in the future. But seriously, do you not hear that?
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Kansas measles outbreak continues to spread. Ad Astra per Rubella
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New methods for genetic analysis and diagnosis of inflammatory bowel disease are blowing up everywhere. *squinchy face*
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today from Captain Obvious: Don't take your baby to a chiropractor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
ER Doctors about mass shootings: "It's a tragedy for the people involved, the community at large. For us, it's a Tuesday"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Prepare to meet your new six billion strong Chinese cockroach overlords that will be used for your medicinal use ...unless they think otherwise
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(UPI)
 
 
 
New wrist device may bring relief to people with hand tremors. Don't we already have that? They're called handcuffs
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Exercising after a heart attack could save your life. Exercising during a heart attack will likely just annoy the paramedics and ER staff
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That rule preventing doctors from discriminating against transgendered patients? Trump's going to eliminate it
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Thu April 19, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Despite his post war claims, evidence has emerged that Professor Hans Asperger collaborated with the Nazis, perhaps as many as 789.13275 times, maybe because he was unable to pick up on the social cues that identified them as really, really bad guys
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Tue April 17, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Patients will be allowed to inhale their medical marijuana, just not from joints, bowls or bongs. So apples, toilet paper tubes, and crushed coke cans it is then
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Google's AR microscope could detect cancer. Google "still no cure for cancer"
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(DW)
 
 
 
Brain pacemaker is successful, still won't make grandpa do the speed limit in the passing lane
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
April is STD awareness month. Not like any of you have to worry about that though. Just be aware. If anyone comes to your basement and asks you about it make sure you know that April is STD awareness month
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Fri April 13, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell injured in I-5 rollover wreck after portraying Ron Burgundy in "Funny Or Die" San Diego Voter Registration Drive with "Billy On The Street". No word on Baxter The Dog
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The US has developed an AEye device for the diabeetus, according to Col. Steve Austin
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
20-year Texas pediatrician suspended for yelling "Satan" at patients, announcing he is late because of sex with his fiancee, rolling around the hallway with a dog, smacking a coworker's butt, kissing a coworker, and stating he is now single. Ta-da
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Tue April 10, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito retiring from football to focus on his true passions: binge drinking, drowning kittens and belittling mental patients
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
In a rare display of insight, Facebook decides now's not the time to harvest your medical data. For now
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yeah, that synthetic marijuana you were smoking that caused you to bleed from the eyes and nose and ears and just about any other orifice in your body? Rat poison
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good: Brand new $70M school in Chicago will accommodate about 1,200 students. Less good: The construction site includes 38,000 people buried in unmarked graves. Very less good: Among the dead are patients from the county's insane asylum
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Oontz oontz oontz oontz your way out of depression
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Wed April 04, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Meet the doctor who really feels his patients' pain - he has a condition called mirror-touch synaesthesia. It's illogical, but he doesn't just sense it. Fascinating
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
Giving up an exercise program can lead to depression. Especially when you're still locked into paying off a two-year gym membership
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surgeons agree that they have never seen a patient with so much gall
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Breaking 4,000 eggs is good business practice for your omelette shoppe, not for your fertility clinic
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop portable brain scanner, described as gamechanger in neural care, high fashion
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"How white lies can benefit Alzheimer's patients." Hope Hicks feeling vindicated
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Last month: "Major study says antidepressants work, and more people should take them." This month: "That's not what the study actually says"
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gay conversion therapist tried to cure his patients by having gay sex with them
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
'Incident' at fertility clinic will either destroy embryos or give them super powers
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Wed March 07, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Opioids no better painkillers than Tylenol, et al. Somewhere, Tom Petty is shaking his fist
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Mon March 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Officials say there is no threat from the mystery substance that left two people in critical condition, and you should ignore the men in space suits decontaminating downtown. Nothing to see here
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Sun March 04, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Micro hospitals offer a way to cut healthcare costs, but they better offer free Wi-Fi and a coffee bar with a barista that can make a halfway decent latte
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Headline: "Heart attack patients prescribed antidepressants have worse one-year survival" Article: "the cause is not necessarily related directly to the antidepressants." So you may or may not have that going for you, which may or may not be nice
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Fri March 02, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers are refusing to sugarcoat it - the diabeetus may be five different diseases
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Calcium supplements may boost risk of abnormal bowel growths as cows begin their inevitable revenge on man
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Selfies are making us hate our noses and distorting our sense of bodily acceptance
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Scribd)
 
 
 
Hey, remember that time that Newsweek discovered Trump was addicted to pills? No? Well, don't worry, we have the section of the article that details Trump's drug use
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Only 31 percent of men and 65 percent of women wash their hands after using a public restroom, a gram of poop contains more than a trillion germs, don't let people put their thumbs in you, and other useful tips
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Sun February 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nurses increasingly complain about the bedside manner of male patients
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Gov Rick Scott has apparently gone into hiding
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Vast study from Romero Institute of Pharmacology concludes that antidepressants work. Future studies to prove that vaccination prevents illness, smoking is linked to lung cancer, and water is wet
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Wed February 21, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Peanut allergy treatment succeeded for most tested. Spoiler: It's peanuts. Contains: Peanuts. Created in a facility where peanuts are processed
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