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Mon July 13, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules that women can get abortions online. Is there anything the internet can't do?
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Weird. It's almost though a for-profit health system in a state with little oversight makes inadequate staffing and neglect of patients inevitable. And then fatal if a pandemic shows up. Who could have guessed?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study suggests herd immunity, much like your upcoming date with Morgan Fairchild, is not possible
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
German scientists schwabing recovered Covid patients for antibodies fear that those antibodies may not last long
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Far out, man
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Three hurt as 'themed decoration' falls on visitors at Dollywood. Doctors report their condition as stable, but all busted up
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Owner Of a Broken Heart? My Corona (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 10, 2020
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Mississippi - one of the states with the fewest health care resources - announces that its five largest hospitals have run out of ICU beds
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shiat just got SUPER-real: School superintendent says there probably won't be any high school football in his district this year....the superintendent of the DALLAS TEXAS school district
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is giving rise to the robots
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Izs jus a mild snsuvch weocje znxwcbhwoi lohc
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Raise a glass to a new therapy for nonalcoholic fatty liver disease
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If someone refuses to wear a mask, it may be due to COVID-19 infection in their brain
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine traveling thousands of miles from home to fight in one of the most important battles that your country has ever fought in, only to return home and be told by friends and family that it was a hoax. These nurses don't need to imagine
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Metabolomics meets genomics to improve patient diagnomics. Or something like that
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hey FDA guys can you look into Hydroxychloroquine as a treatment for Covid president Trump still likes this drug and we want to make him happy, right?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News trumpets Trump's claim we now have to "live with" Coronavirus
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Chilean nurse serenades her virus patients with her violin AFTER her shift ends, saying her aim is to "give a little bit of love, of faith, of hope with my violin. Every time I do it, I do it from my heart"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
What's killing your arteries may help your colon
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If a tree falling in the forest doesn't make a sound then what sound does a tree make when it falls on a garage filled with 20 people?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Department of Health demands that 3 gyms comply with shutdown order and close within 26 minutes, or face legal action. Fark: "Liquor licenses at two gyms were suspended as a result of their continued operation over the last few days"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's almost as if having universal health care, a competent government, nonpartisanism, and deference to experts makes a difference
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals in Texas and Arizona establish protocols for deciding which critically ill patients will get ventilators and other scarce resources, and which will get only palliative care before they die. To be run by a panel. Death panels, if you will
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
'Prehab' may be the ticket for your surgical rehab
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Novartis pays $729 million to settle U.S. kickback charges, including funneling money through three charitable foundations to cover co-payments of Medicare patients. These are also some of the guys who are working on a vaccine
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Hunger-blocking hormone found to reverse opioid overdoses in mice, giving overweight junkies everywhere hope for skinny jeans
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Man sick with COVID-19 stays up for 4 straight hours (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Has anyone blamed Covid on God being angry about Gay Stuff, because about that
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Florida beaches, hospitals jam-packed with young partygoers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Opiate manufacturer CEO facing jail time after pleading guilty to Aggravated Marketing
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
With farmers markets closed & ambulance rides so expensive, 70 yr old crashes into an ER
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Wtf: Desantis has to veto bill allowing towns to ban sunscreen. Reality: Some sunscreens cause coral reef bleaching and they're only banning specific types
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look. Mike Pence is now urging people to wear masks. See? He's always taken this whole coronavirus thing seriously
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Remember how Gilead Pharmaceuticals "generously" stepped up and donated its entire supply of the antiviral drug Remdesivir to fight the pandemic? Well, first taste was free, now it's going to cost $2,400-$3,100 a dose
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Sun June 28, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old Hell: Risk of death by COVID-19. New Hell: COVID-19 for life
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cyclospora is nature's way of saying it's your own fault for being too damn lazy to make your own salad
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Doctor dedicates his life to making the world a more beautiful place - one a**hole at a time. Maybe he should head to Washington, D.C
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We thought this was only a respiratory virus. Turns out, it goes after the pancreas. It goes after the heart. It goes after the liver, the brain, the kidney and other organs." No mention of going after Freedoms
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Covid-19 is a stress test for the USA's health care system, and it might just break
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Study shows COVID-19 might make you brain less good, but the purple of the study didn't monkey for pre-existing dishwasher
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Skynet is reaching into the side-effects of testicular cancer, and we've seen what its hand looks like
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Thientithts dithcover tratheth of the viruth in Barthelona thewage from March 2019. If confirmed, thith ith a game-changer
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
M-O-O-N, that spells real-life potential sequel
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile the covid crisis continues to crush Canada. Wait, what's that? Only a 100 or so cases in all of Ontario today... Make that, Canada continues to crush the covid
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Nike Q4 sales come untied, dropping nearly 40%
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A doctor has seen some shiat. This would be fine if the doctor had been a proctologist, but she's a physiotherapist
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(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a problem: All ICU beds are occupied
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Thu June 25, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
3D printed shoe inserts for the 'feetus may have new hope for those with the 'beetus
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Houston is about to run out of ICU beds. Boy, sure glad those businesses opening too soon made a few bucks before killing everybody
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump slams Cuomo for Trump's approval to use the Javits Center and the USNS Comfort as coronavirus care facilities only. My neck hurts from that spinning
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Trump's White House wins ruling on health care, and surprisingly it's not a plan to grind up newborn babies to power Kellyanne Conway's soul for another week, it's actually . . . huh, it's actually a good thing? Is that possible?
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
COVID-19 antibodies projected to stick around for only 2 months, which is still longer than my ex, sniff
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Yakima County, Washington is the latest to run out of hospital beds from treating COVID-19
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The more America opens up the younger the Covid19 patients become
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarizona where the plague comes scything down the aged
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead to begin human trials for the inhaled version of remdesivir, Larry Kudlow on stand-by
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Sun June 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
The pandemic has made one thing abundently clear: Nursing homes, along with every other American business "struggling" to find workers need to pay a living wage to employees, including comprehensive health care
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to keep the numbers down
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Fri June 19, 2020
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
COVID-20
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You can farking help your farking fellow American. Donate your farking blood, motherfarking Covid survivors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China finds heavy viral traces in the seafood and meat sections of the Beijing food market, calls on the melamine department to establish a new export division
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The National Drug Stockpile is now stuck with 63 million doses of obvious tag
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Well, looks like we're boned
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Wed June 17, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas coronavirus hospitalizations jump 11% in one day. Gov. Greg Abbott: "All is well, remain calm"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"ICUs are full, patients are dying." Is the article referring to A) Alabama, B)... you know what? It's Alabama
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The front lines of the Covid-19 fight have shifted from I.C.U.s to wards where the sickest patients relearn how to walk and eat without choking." And then when they get home they have the hospital bill(s) waiting for them
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How the COVID-19 pandemic affected our boozing. With helpful, strangely accurate photo
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Tue June 16, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steroids found to improve survival rates, homerun totals, in sickest COVID patients
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The steroid dexamethasone WILL JUMP IN THAT VIRUS' BACK POCKET AND DELIVER A RELENTLESS BEATDOWN LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN - OOH YEAH. It also may reduce deaths in patients with severe cases
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British researchers announce cheap, widely available drug is effective at treating COVID-19. American doctors shake their heads sadly, if only the drug had been expensive and under patent, they could have saved lives
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Mon June 15, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
WHO is AT risk OF heart RHYthm DisORderrrrrrrrrrrs?
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Having a baby in Albuquerque, look Native American, and your ZIP code is on the "Pueblos List"? Then you get designated a "person under investigation" and your infant gets separated from you at birth
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some mildly symptomatic COVID infections lead to significant long term problems, according to Dutch study fresh from the oven
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Sat June 13, 2020
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
♪ You and me, and COVID-19, must live together in perfect harmony. ♪
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
"The tantrik used to kiss hands of devotees, saying it would make all their problems go away. He claimed his 'kiss-cure' worked on Covid patients, too." Narrarator: He was correct
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Is that a Bighorn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The 'invisible workers' who saved the despairing
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Someday they could be hailed as heroes. And by "they," it subby means the gills of wood-eating clams
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Lack of mitochondria causes severe disease in children. Midichlorian therapies being forced onto the fast-track
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Lung transplants are the newest side effect of the 'rona
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Onions have layers, COVID has layers. COVID way more likely to put you on a respirator, though. And it keeps throwing us curveballs
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK telehealth provider Babylon inadvertently shares patient garden info
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(Euro Weekly News)
 
 
 
Sixty-year-old Italian woman undergoes brain surgery. Of course, she cooks for everyone in the process
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Tue June 09, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
And let's see how Arizona's freedom is going... hoo boy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Artificial Intelligence-based, medical diagnosis is still years away, along with your jetpack
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The patients turned completely red, washing their hands in methylated spirits, causing irritation of the skin, or drenching their homes so thoroughly in bleach that it has provoked asthma attacks"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some COVID-19 victims are taking weeks to wake up after being taken off ventilators. You'd still want to be unconscious too if you saw what a dumpster fire our current situation is
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Blessed are the cheesemakers
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Many patients with kidney failure regret initiating dialysis, that 17th beer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Women's livers are tougher than men's, too
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Florida offers drive-through Botox to quarantined residents." Trying to improve this headline would be like putting lipstick on a pig
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New fungus found in hospitals is linked to lung disease
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(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Study claiming masks ineffective ineffective
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Wed June 03, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Introducing MAGA brand sugar pills: they work just as well as hydroxychloroquine but with fewer side effects
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(WCTV Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Governor announces Florida bars and movie theaters can reopen. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail', 'Dumbass', and 'Florida' submissions
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump still pretending to be 6'3", also his White House physical has been released
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Tue June 02, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Having high blood pressure may make having coronavirus much more dangerous. Hey, anyone remember coronavirus? We're supposed to be in the middle of a global coronavirus pandemic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
♫ There is no life I know to compare with COVID intubation ♫ Living with the disease can make your brain stroke and seize ♫ In this ICU paradise, family isn't as you knew it ♫ Pick a face and stare right through it ♫ Here's some HQC go on and chew it
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Dextrose injections can help with knee arthritis pain. Who doesn't love a sweet joint?
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Armenian prime minister tests positive for Covid-19, putting the future of Armani suits in jeopardy
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Maggots in my telehealth? What kind of digi-voodoo is next?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Eli Lilly begins infecting people, intentionally
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Sun May 31, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Evidence of COVID-19 in patients. In November. In France
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Article: "Virus lockdown forces Brits to be own dentists" You mean they weren't doing themselves before the lockdown
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
So you've decided to take chloroquine. Get ready for an adrenaline-valium follow-up
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Mexico's hospitals are killing as many people as the Coronavirus
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Tennessee to stop volunteering the names and addresses of COVID-19 patients to first responders, continuing to prove the South will never truly rise again
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Ten days in the hospital for COVID-19 treatment? That'll be $140,000, even with health insurance
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
HGH for the ACL is AOK says the MCHAMP
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
France bans hydroxychloroquine to treat COVID-19 because reasons. And science. And safety concerns. And little-to-no efficacy
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Tue May 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dodger Stadium now largest coronavirus testing site in California, hoping to avoid patients leaving early to beat the traffic
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Hospitals overwhelmed as coronavirus cases explode in India, showing the dangers of treating Covid-19 patients with dynamite
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey, you got your hydroxychloroquine in my veterans
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you start to experience the loss of smell it could indicate that you will be getting a more mild case of coronavirus. Hitler's dog relieved
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
WHO stops trial using hydrochloroquinine for COVID patients. Who? WHO. No, who? WHO. Stop saying that
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Great headline WaPo. Yer growing up. Next up, solid food and having your reporters ask direct questions like "You know that's not true. Why are you saying it?"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Nothing better to cure subby of his itsy bitsy spider fear than an "augmented reality arachnophobia program". Now if you'll excuse me I'll be climbing out of my skin
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Sun May 24, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Things you can get at drive-throughs: lattes, hamburgers, fries, chemo, chicken sandwi- wait, what?
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Sat May 23, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♪ Sneeze and a haircut / 91 exposed ♪
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(Montgomery Advertiser)
 
 
 
Montgomery, AL Mayor: ICU beds at 97% capacity. AL Governor: Loosen those distancing restrictions. Apparently Alabama's plan is to just close their eyes and only the hospitals and funeral homes are gonna know how bad this is
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Fri May 22, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK scientists discover most seriously ill Covid-19 patients have extremely low T-cell count, raising hopes for possible treatment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study of 90,000 COVID patients finds those who took hydroxychloroquine were twice as likely to die, had dangerous heart complications. That sucking sound you hear is the lawyers warming up their malpractice lawsuits
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
The best way to beat Covid-19 is to steal a helicopter and shoot up the hospital until they release all the patients they're quarantining
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A Japanese infant gets the first-ever liver stem cell transplant as the Fark clone army grows ever closer to reality
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Top HIV scientist says don't count on COVID-19 vaccine anytime soon, which, considering they've yet to create an HIV vaccine in some thirty plus years, makes sense. But, don't worry, Dr. Donnie will have one by December
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Wed May 20, 2020
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
So when do you not need to wear your protective mask?
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Trump says, all those hydroxychoroquine studies that say the drug doesn't work on COVID-19 are obviously done by anti-Trumpers. People who have degrees are all anti-Trumpers. That's why I never hire people with brains
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Tue May 19, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Chincoteague's famous pony swim canceled for first time since World War II; pony auction to be conducted online
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Morbidly Obese calls his successor a waste of time. Just because she'll be alive to take my job doesn't mean she knows what's she's doing
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Mount Sinai the first in the US to use Skynet to analyze COVID-19 patients, won't comment on the use of tablets as a treatment
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest Covid-19 symptom? Tingling
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia says many coronavirus patients died of other causes, including defenestration, radioactivity exposure, and hot lead poisoning
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
People are having 'COVID-19 parties' to build up immunity. Stupid, Asinine and Facepalm tags all on ventilators, Dumbass tag in ICU
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
NYC is likely to start reopening in early June. Mayor deBlasio hoping tourists will come and visit to look at dark theaters, closed museums, out of business restaurants and stores, and fenced off parks
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Britain says anyone who develops a lack of taste will need to self-isolate. So bad news, Manchester United fans
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Sat May 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cancer deaths dropped more in states that expanded Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act (ACA) than in those that did not, which just proves once again that the ACA is much better than ObamaCare. Still no cure for cancer
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Brazillians of coronavirus patients are now waiting hours in ambulances for hospital beds
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(MSN)
 
 
 
EVERYONE GET EXCITED.....then probably disappointed again. Company claims they developed an antibody that can provide "100% inhibition" of COVID-19
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Thu May 14, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Your neck and back from WFH on your couch
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kidney injury found in 1/3 of hospitalized virus patients. It's getting to the point where it's easier and faster to say what it doesn't affect. Apropos of nothing, how are your earlobes doing?
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
You're wearing your mask so you don't infect others. That's good. Now you have to interact with someone who can only understand you by reading your lips. What now? Solution belongs in Geek tab
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas decided to open businesses earlier than recommended. Let's see how that's turning out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Patients with low testosterone more likely to die from COVID-19. Hey wait a second, has anyone seen Stephen Miller lately?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The discovery of "trefoil factors" is a breakthrough in mucus research that could help patients breathe easy. "Samoa variables" and "Do-si-do channels" still being scouted
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Barker's reminder to have your pets spayed or neutered was only the beginning
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Russia: Overloaded ventilator bursts into flames and kills five coronavirus patients
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Urgent care provider CityMD: You 15,000 people with coronavirus antibodies? Um, yeah, well darn the luck - it seems you're not - and there's no easy, non-lawsuity way to say this - you're maybe not so immune as we might have suggested. Oopsy
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Well, delirium has set in now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like we still get to reset clocks during shutdown after all
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
South Korea: Let's close it up again
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Fri May 08, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio uses one heck of a word salad to avoid saying that maybe if you people could do social distancing right the police would leave you alone, probably
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Covington GA councilwoman finds a scared homeless old man sitting in a town park, takes him off the street and put him in a hotel while looking for his family. Finds out he's a missing dementia patient, reconnects him to his family. Damn dusty story
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sun, I am disappoint
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will I ever heal?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump sets another employment record. I'm feeling a depression from all this winning
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Maryland fines deadly nursing home $10,000/day, says next step is changing their name to Deathpoint
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your mom probably has coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world does re-opening the right way
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Detroit's 1000-bed field hospital, which never had more than 20 patients at a time, closing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"A friend of mine is a nurse who treats patients with COVID-19. She was irate about the lack of PPE, until a guy she was interested in dating invited her over to his house. He has shared custody of his kids; his ex doesn't know of the risk. What do?"
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
You know that insane Plandemic "documentary" that your covidiot relatives have been trying to spread everywhere? Someone took the time to rip it apart lie by lie
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Wed May 06, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CVS stock piles up
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hoping it will go viral across the industry, Royal Caribbean extends its relaxed cruise cancellation policy to April 2022
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're losing our local colorful characters, village idiots, and resident weirdos to coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pelotons are the new toilet paper. You can't deny they both involve @ssholes
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Tue May 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you wondered why the number of resolved cases of COVID-19 are so low, it's because people aren't recovering
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What is the best word to describe today?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Are you interested in taking a Ketamine and Naltrexone cocktail? You know for science and the good of mankind
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Mike Pence personifies Winston Churchill's famous quote about Americans. "You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else." Now apologizes for not wearing a mask at the Mayo Clinic. "I should have"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Most health insurers aren't charging patients for coronavirus treatment. OF COURSE there's a catch
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gilead set to make a zillion dollars on Remdesivir. Wait, what that? They are donating the entire supply?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Due to the lock down, Christians are developing an addiction to porn. Or maybe they just want to hear OH GOD, OH GOD repeated over and over
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As some states put their collective toes into reopening, COVID-19 death numbers managed an almost 9/11 on Saturday
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Sat May 02, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is it Quarantini time for you again? You just might have an everyday drinking problem in these coronavirus times
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why Grandma and Grandpa are high as a kite
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
Coronavirus lockdown gives cannabis delivery company a surge; many pot-time workers getting hired
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You get a cap, and you get a cap, and you get a cap, everybody gets a cap
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Patients at Covid-19 quarantine site given access to beer, cigarettes, and marijuana to keep them from wandering off. And there you were, stuck in your apartment trying to figure out if you can ferment and drink ketchup
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Masks? Fark yeah, there's a plan for that. A viable plan that -- gasp -- doesn't even involve grandstanding, lying or stealing
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mother to the rescue
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The USNS Comfort is now leaving New York harbor today for its home port in Virginia. Goodbye trying to help hospital ship
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pence yesterday: I chose not to wear a mask so I could look patients in the eye. Pence today: The Vice President was unaware of the Mayo's mask policy. Mayo yesterday: Pence was informed of the mask policy. Mayo today: Crickets
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Deaths from the Big C could rise by over 20%. No, the other one
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not to push it too hard, but fecal transplantation may be good for what ails ya
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
For the first time, people with arm amputations can experience sensations of touch in a mind-controlled arm prosthesis that they use in everyday life. Col. Steve Austin, astronaut, sound effects will cost extra
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
This is good news out of Worst Korea
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(NBC 10 New England)
 
 
 
Teacher's cunning plan of urging of COVID patients to "cough on Trump" doesn't turn out so well
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Clear evidence remdesivir works
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Remember the naked German doctors? Now French dentists are getting in on it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Most US hospitals are empty due to restrictions on unnecessary procedures, say they may have to close since they lack patients to overbill
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nurse creates see-through face masks so that deaf father would be able to read lips during birth of his daughter
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
The official Fark-sponsored cure for Coronavirus has failed initial trials in Iran
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"He said that the last time they spoke, she told him how excruciating it was to have to continually watch contagion patients die, including some even before they could be taken from the ambulance"
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Good news: Chiropractor offices are opening in Kentucky today, so you can drive away that Covid-19 with a good dose of snake oil
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
STD cases plummet now that your mom has to stay at home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"No evidence shows that having coronavirus prevents a second infection". Other than that, though, how's your day?
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
First it was diagnosing lung nodules. Now it's predicting which coronavirus patients are ventilator-worthy. Skynet trifecta now in play
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Nurses are making house calls for patients who need to avoid exposure to coronavirus because of pre-existing conditions. Free house calls
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brazilian scientists cut short chloroquine study due to "primary outcome of death." That's bad, right?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK government has told Dyson it doesn't need their ventilator. Dyson spent £20 million developing it but aren't asking for money
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Even a poor state can stop coronavirus from spreading. Difficulty level: woman Democratic governor
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Smokers rejoice. Your addiction is your salvation
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Skynet can now tell you the cancer risk of your lung nodules. "Can," not "will"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now the FDA is suddenly concerned about the use of hydroxychloroquine. Just in the nick of time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Head of the VA ignores a study that relies on his department's own hospital data and doubles down on hydroxychloroquine. VA? Very Awful
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Thu April 23, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Police raid "spa" for offering illegal services. It's not what you think
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Whack-a-mole. New hotness: Remove-a-mole
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Bezos has returned from his hidden volcano island lair
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
The good news: Study shows potential coronavirus treatment remdesivir causes less harm to patients than chloroquine. The bad news: It doesn't really harm the coronavirus either
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Good data (with limitations acknowledged) re hospitalization rates and correlating factors. Age is a risk factor, most (but not all) hospitalized patients have underlying conditions, not necessarily at a much higher rate than the general population
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump chloroquine push came after talk with donor
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Looks like in this timeline Scott Summers gets the Legacy Virus
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scientists will science the virus
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Warren's brother survived Vietnam, killed by COVID-19
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pancreatic cancer cells might be ninjas. Subby may be signing his own death warrant, but fark ninjas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Different strokes for young adults with COVID, folks
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
USNS Comfort leaving NYC after treating a grand total of 179 patients over 3 weeks. Only thing missing is Trump in a flight suit and a huge-ass MISSION ACCOMPLISHED banner
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dentists would like Coronavirus test kits before they reopen, and who can blame them?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Doctors say that execution drugs could help COVID-19 patients...because when you're dead you don't have the virus anymore?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
German field hospital may treat Italian patients. This is not a repeat from 1942
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
B.C. doctor invents 'fairly simple' device that aims to curb the spread of COVID-19 in hospitals, has incredible eyebrows
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
5 rules for sheltering in place with nofarkingways, nopes, and well okays
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Bad: Tornado season in Oklahoma. Worse: The hospital that's your nearest shelter won't let you in because it's full of virus patients
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What really might be killing Kim Jong Un? Read this and make up your own minds
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
If you were pinning your hopes on a COVID-19 vaccine to allow civilization to reopen, prepare to be disappointed
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
New MIT machine learning model shows relaxing quarantine rules will spike COVID-19 cases
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(Digg)
 
 
 
Chill out and watch Stanley Tucci make a Negroni
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering why Trump hasn't been pimping hydroxychloroquine as hard lately
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
ER doctor self-isolates in his kids' treehouse, With pic of pretty cool treehouse
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Mon April 20, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
"I'm the nurse who switches off the ventilator"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Koch Brothers are coming for your health care industry to make more money from your illnesses
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Sat April 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Old news: We need ventilators for COVID-19 patients. New horror: We need dialysis machines for COVID-19 patients
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Christian Broadcasting Network)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Eating your placenta could help you recover from labor. New hotness: Donating your placenta could help you recover from COVID-19
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Study finds 0.7% of patients with Medicare Advantage insurance did not have false diagnoses added to collect more money from the government. Apparently one adjuster is not a team player
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The US is doing much better fighting Coronavirus if you don't count all the dead Americans
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Good insulin news for once: Novo Nordisk will offer insulin free of charge for 90 days to diabetes patients who lost health insurance coverage because they lost their jobs
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
We weren't following any of the CDC guidlines for patient safety, but we put up hand sanitizers, so we're good, OK? We shouldn't have to like feed the people we put at risk, right?
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
Early read out from remdesivir study of severe patients in Chicago. 113 patients, two deaths and with most patients leaving the hospital in six days
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Eat this sh*t. It's healthy for you, man
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(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
Dutchess County NY, putting COVID patients in nursing homes. It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
There's a really good reason why diagnostic testing devices take so long to validate and get to market, as we are finding out with the latest rapid-test coronavirus machines
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So not only does hydroxychloroquine not help against Covid-19, it also caused new and exciting health complications in those it was given to as a treatment
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Danny Trejo send hundreds of meals to LA hospital workers. No word if you need a machete to eat them
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(Wired)
 
 
 
We know some patients develop neurological ailments like confusion, stroke, seizure, and loss of smell. When it's not shredding your lungs, TF does covid do to your brain?
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(Casper Star-Tribune)
 
 
 
COVID-19 suggestion. If you get tested after possible exposure, don't spend the weekend at multiple house parties
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Wed April 15, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The first comprehensive study is in and it looks like it's a swing and a miss for hydroxychloroquine
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The FDA coughs up an approval for the first COVID saliva test
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(AP News)
 
 
 
UnitedHealth won't seek federal aid because of the virus - it's still printing money faster than the Fed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Investors are worried that any company finding a cure for the covid virus won't be able to charge enough for it
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Crew of USS Mercy has become a hotspot
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Tue April 14, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctors using the "burgers on the grill" method to save the lives of coronavirus patients
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Doctors in the rural south don't need testing to know that corona's virus is a-coming. They can hear it on the breath of the wind, in the strange silence of the morning whipporwhill, in the awkward splash of the young rascal's foot in the mud puddle
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Medical staffing companies owned by wealty investors try their best to help the cause in these coronavirus times, by cutting doctor pay. Bonus: They also now want bailout money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Not to get all biblical, but there are now three score and 10 coronavirus vaccines in development
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Fat, drunk and old is no way to go through life but it is a way to increase your odds of getting coronavirus
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The zombie apocalypse has begun, for real this time
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Ronabeetus? Beetarona? Beefaroni?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"For pandemic times... make it Suntory time." *sip*
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Russia is handling their coronavirus outbreak so well there's definitely no queues of ambulances trying to bring patients to Moscow hospitals
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Mon April 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's Bad You Know: Detroit Hospital has run out of room .... for the deceased. Well just put him over there, over there in that chair
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nearly all of trump's base believes the novel coronavirus was made in a lab
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
FDNY now say the number of New Yorkers who refuse to be taken to hospitals has more than doubled amid the coronavirus crisis, city EMTs blame the situation on people's fear of contracting the virus at the hospital
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
GOP 0 Women 5
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Sun April 12, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
So it begins. A doctor used his GOP connections to get hydroxychloroquine to administer to dozens of elderly patients with COVID-19 in what he calls an "observational study." In some cases, he didn't discuss it with the patients or their families before prescribing the drug
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Who's going to pay for it?"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The Fart of Death (possible nsfw content on page)
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If you're gonna make ventilators these days, it helps to sell some to the locals
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
You know that slim bit of optimism you had this morning? Well, South Korean patients that were previously cleared are now testing positive for "reactivated" COVID-19 infection
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(AP News)
 
 
 
First results in on Gilead coronavirus drug. Magic 8 Ball says: "future uncertain, check back later"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
There IS a reason Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) is often referred to "The Dumbest Man in the U.S. Senate"
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Those nurses who risked their lives wearing trash bags as protection in order to take care of coronavirus patients? Now they've tested positive. At least the trash bag companies are making a profit
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The difference between America and Europe, in a nutshell: Miss America is interested in maps and the Iraq and such as. Miss England is interested in respiratory medicine. Because she's a doctor of it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Officials in several cities have asked local hotels for help in housing emergency workers quarantining from their families, the homeless, or less acute Covid patients. Trump Hotels are conspicuously absent from the list of hotels that have responded
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's almost like you're saying being rich is better during a pandemic?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
There's no dying in the hallways. I repeat, there's no dying in the hallwa oh crap would you move those folks so people can walk?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Let's check in on the first state to legalize recreational marijuana and see how they're handling the quarantine
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
All 11 patients diagnosed with COVID-19 in Greenland have recovered, which means that someone just lost their game of Plague Inc
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(Time)
 
 
 
"It's basically like a mass casualty incident right now. It's almost a hopeless situation"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Publisher of hydroxychloroquine study that is being touted as proof says it doesn't actually pass muster as proof of anything and state that study was deeply flawed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Let's follow up with those recovered COVID-19 patients in South Korea and see how they are dooOH CRAP
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French aircraft carrier Charles De Gaulle surrenders to Coronavirus. This is a nice change of pace from the mechanical breakdowns that usually send it back to port early
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Ventilators may be overused for COVID-19 patients with low oxygen levels. Slight problem: noninvasive CPAP and BIPAP machines risk spewing virus all over the place
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The current ban on elective surgeries may end up showing they're not all really good candidates
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Yeah, but can your ventilator run Crysis?
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Only a little eugenics here. Nothing to see. Move along
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
At yesterday's Lie-lapalooza, Trump says we've built 18 hospitals during the past few weeks
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Turns out, we have no idea if Covid-19 can be airborne or not
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hydroxychloroquine did so well in one French study because the doctor excluded results from the patients with negative outcomes... like death
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Eli Lilly is halting its insulin gouging for the duration of the pandemic crisis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news: Social distancing is working. Bad news: You may have to move your 4th of July BBQ to August
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Interesting, brief frontline doctor report from the front in the Detroit area
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
I want people to know that being stung by an ass can cause terrible pain. Sorry excuse me, stung by an asp
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Drug already used for another purpose being tested on coronavirus patients. No, not that one; this one's normally an air pollutant, but also helps certain distressed newborns breathe better
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Servicemember on USNS Comfort tests positive for COVID 19. Which they almost certainly contracted in Norfolk prior to departure, and brought to NY with them. Nice job everyone
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Trump is pushing ahead with a plan to "surge" the malaria drug hydroxychloroquine to coronavirus hot zones around the country - even though there is little evidence that the treatment is effective, and ample proof that it can harm some patients"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Cathedral of St.John the Divine is New York City's largest gothic cathedral. And in a few days it will be New York City's largest gothic field hospital
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(Annals of Internal Medicine)
 
 
 
Small study: "Both surgical and cotton masks [on mouths of patients] seem to be ineffective in preventing the dissemination of SARS-CoV-2 from the coughs of patients with COVID-19 to the environment and external mask surface"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Spectator USA)
 
 
 
Putting a person on a ventilator creates a disease known as being on a ventilator
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(Voice of America)
 
 
 
The Spice must flow
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump approves NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo's request to treat COVID-19 patients aboard USNS Comfort hospital ship. It's a beautiful thing that it only took eight days since it arrived
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Gilead donates over 1.5 million doses of Remdesivir to hospitals in an attempt to extend a helping handmaid
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Health Care CEO's email to doctors, nurses requesting compensation for dangerous work environment: "We do not calibrate pay and benefits based upon the patients' condition and for this reason we do not offer hazard or crisis pay"
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Robots are helping fight Coronavirus in Italy, continuing attempt to gain our acceptance before killing us all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you want a ventilator? A serious discussion by an internal medicine physician regarding COVID-19 infection, and the consequences of intubation. Share with your family over a bottle of Maker's Mark. Then do your best to stay healthy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wisconsin hospitals decide that this nationwide quarantine is a great time to sue patients. Mr. Burns rubs his hands with glee
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thursday: USS Comfort will only accept patients without Covid-19. Friday: Patients with Covid-19 transferred to USS Comfort by "mistake"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The bad: social distancing. The good: brace yourselves, the drones are coming
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump: Government will pay for care of uninsured COVID-19 patients. NYT: That unfairly punishes blue states with more insured people
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doing shots and eating pot brownies is fine at certain times. Before doing dental work on your patients generally isn't one of those times
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Don't worry, small businesses. Ivanka's got this
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(Vox)
 
 
 
New York State is taking a huge step towards socialized health care: All of the hospitals will be merged into a single system
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fauci to "Fox & Friends": F*ck your feelings
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Condo Karen calls cops on neighbor for: A) loud music, B) cooking smells, or C) running a CDC-compliant drive-through COVID-19 testing center in the parking lot?
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
In the Army National Guard, you can...go to a nursing home and conduct mass testing because the nursing home was criminally negligent in their handling of COVID-19. Well that's gonna be hard to fit into their commercials
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The 1000 bed USS Comfort, docked in Manhattan to relieve overwhelmed NYC hospitals, has a whopping 20 patients aboard because it bars patients with numerous preexisting conditions
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
In a timely decision, N.J. right to die law for terminally ill patients survives latest court challenge
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Health experts now believe nearly one in three patients who are infected with the coronavirus are getting a negative test result from the CDC-approved test
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(Slate)
 
 
 
If you've been trying to imagine ways that we could turn every hospital in America into a literal Thunderdome, Slate has a pretty good idea for consideration
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Aussie engineer builds world-first ventilator made just for COVID-19 patients in only five days
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
HOAs gotta HOA
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Wed April 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Proving once again that every cloud has a silver lining, UK dentists say the coronavirus could create a new edition of the Big Book of British Smiles
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zantac to be pulled from shelves immediately. Your heartburn has heartburn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Feel like having dinner with the Mother of Dragons? Well she's saying there's a chance. Get busy
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