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headlines found matching 'past year'
Fri May 27, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister is upset that I'm letting dogs attend my wedding but not kids. How do I tell her she's barking up the wrong tree?"
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Susan Collins is very concerned about guns. So concerned that she wants Congress to emulate a Maine law to take away guns from dangerous people... a law that's only been used 13 times
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Wed May 25, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The national median rent will surpass $2,000 in August. If you haven't locked in your van down by the river you're boned
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Mon May 23, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
There are only "10 weeks of global consumption sitting in inventory around the world"
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
For sale: 1 EA, like used, out of box. Includes original accessories plus Bioware, DICE, and Respawn add-ons. Serious inquiries only
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Applebees to extend war against their customers beyond food and annoying commercials to automated answering systems and call centers for those foolish enough to call
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Taliban selectively enforcing mask mandates
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Wed May 18, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson: DEFLECTION SHIELDS TO MAXIMUM
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Tue May 17, 2022
(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
The strongest economy ever continues to be a drag on Joe Biden's polling numbers
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 totally misunderstands subways, basic laws of physics, according to transit expert
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justice Dept. grabs the armrests and attempts to lever their collective ass out of the chair they've been sitting in for the past year. Will something happen? We'll see
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Salon)
 
 
 
The question isn't why 1.1 billion people around the world have a headache every day, the question is why all 8 billion of us don't have a headache everyday
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this shocker, but it appears that the Las Vegas Raiders are not a well-run organization
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FAA tells Boeing their 787 certification documents are incomplete, writes "Did you even read the assignment?" in red on top
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Wed May 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Prince Albert is paying his wife $12 million a year to stay with him, help him develop more "in a can" jokes
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Expect to hear a lot of White Nationalist "Great Replacement Theory" from Republicans in upcoming US Senate races
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo's 2017 remaster of a 2014 game continues to pull in new-game numbers
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Mon May 09, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed's Neil Kashkari, who also plays Agent 47 in the hit video game "Inflation: How I Got It All Wrong" says you can trust him on inflation now. He's totally got it under control. Promise
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden officials prepare to blow up Trump's rules on sexual misconduct in schools. No longer will sexual misconduct be encouraged, it won't even be tolerated
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Sat May 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Hey, teachers, leave them kids alone, all and all they just need their recess time
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
70 people inside SCOTUS had access to Alito's draft, the leaker is one of them
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Wed May 04, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"In my line of work I need love to keep my hands from freezing on the inside ... I need you to turn up the radio, louder please. Just so that I don't have to listen to this shiat again." It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
DeSantis confirmed as next President after making national news for just how hurt his feelings were by the White House Correspondents' Dinner
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One of the nation's largest reproductive health research organizations intends to form a more perfect union in order to protect abortion rights
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Sun May 01, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Gen Z People's Front prepared to stay home this November. That'll show 'em
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else - and bitcoin does all three"
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The city that never sleeps without one eye open
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Fri April 29, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
The least affordable place to live in the US is now A: New York City? B: San Francisco? or C: Florida?
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kevin McCarthy after the NYT released tapes saying he'd asked Trump to resign: Fake News, it was taken out of context, the Times is the DEVIL. GOP reps: bring it in bro, we got you, . *NYTimes releases another tapes where he attacks fellow GOP reps*
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Andrew Garfield is taking a break from acting. Subby wonders when he started
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Increasingly, only the children of people who own homes will be able to also own homes"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitch: "We are altering the deal. Pray that we don't alter it any further"
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coachella 2022 was one big influencer circlejerk
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Tue April 26, 2022
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
The 7 weirdest Japanese game shows of all time. "These aren't the kinds of game shows to watch on a weekday while laying out of school. These are the kinds that make audiences scratch their heads, weep for humanity, or laugh hysterically"
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Sun April 24, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Son, I am disappoint
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Exxon Mobil Corp. plans to prohibit the LGBTQ-rights flag and BLM flags from being flown outside its offices during Pride month in June, prompting a furious backlash from Houston-based employees. Subby doesn't buy their gas anyway
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Michigan's Republican convention kicks off with candidates vying to be elected on the GOP's platform of destroying any future elections
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(CNN)
 
 
 
David Perdue has managed to reach a "lies per campaign ad" ratio that the GOP had previously viewed as only theoretically possible
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Taxi driver makes a HUGE tip
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Wed April 20, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Your IRS at work (kinda); the agency will fail to collect about $600 billion in taxes that are due this month because they are woefully understaffed, also because rich people have advanced ways of not paying the taxes they owe
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American workers, 2021: take this job and shove it. 2022: again, harder this time
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
To a bully a kid with a puffer is like a red flag to a bull
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Netflix shareholders: your stock is tanking and you're losing subscribers by droves. WAT DO? Netflix: Raise prices. Start showing ads. Don't let them share passwords anymore. That'll bring them back
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: I take little interest in men's balls. Unlike Tucker Carlson
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
In a challenge to "When I was in college ..." site supremacy, Pitchfork says the best thing at Coachella was Arcade Fire
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Sat April 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
It's going to be a cruel, cruel summer
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
HR getting sick of your sh*t. Like, for real this time
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
"If you're getting a W2, you're a sucker"
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Thu April 14, 2022
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
I like my butter how I like my family, in bread
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
A: Because the poor can't afford battalions of lawyers to make it a pain in the ass
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Wed April 13, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rising capital expenses hit some businesses hard. Film at 11
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Setting records is good, right?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Why there are growing fears the U.S. is headed to a recession?" "Because more than 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, while the billionaires control the media, the government, and most of the money" not found in the article
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Seattle rent increased by 19% since last year, raising the cost of a modest refrigerator box to unaffordable levels for many
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How come nobody wants to party like it's 1999 anymore?
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri Republicans: We can't afford to do anything for our citizens. What, we have billions in extra money right now? Well.... we still don't wanna
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Sat April 09, 2022
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Don't expect to be able to buy a car soon
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Fri April 08, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Congratulations, USA: You played yourself
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(NPR)
 
 
 
5. Ah, ah, ah....5%
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wait, "Dr." Oz is a lying cheat? Next you'll tell me he's some kind of snake oil salesman too, right?
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How about a distinct cryptocurrency in every municipality? Fark: Miamicoin has lost 93% in value since September. Floridaman: "I wish I hadn't sold my car to buy this". Ultrafark: Miami mayor actually commissioned statue of laser-eyes bull
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Whitney retires Mercilusly
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Inflation causing consumers to rethink their spending plans, trading in canned tuna for ramen
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
American Library Association study finds challenges to books soared in 2021 due to small-government, anti-cancel culture, personal liberty loving conservatives' fee-fees getting hurt
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Son of Rev Billy Graham spends weekends A: In church? B: Promoting God's message of love and acceptance? or C: Promoting anti-LGBTQ extremism
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband wants me to pretend to be someone else we know during sex." Awkward tag busy getting treated for erectile dysfunction
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
US cities with the highest home price growth since 2000. Subby's has quadrupled, but that's only because of the price of gas and aftermarket chrome
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Introducing mimosa-flavored hard cider. No fooling
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Teenagers suffered greatly during the pandemic
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Wisconsin State Board's 61 recommendations to curb excessive drinking. Moving out of Wisconsin strangely absent
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The F-22 is so old and expensive that the Air Force wants to retire 33 of them
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does Cyberpunk 2077 v1.5 cover for its bad launch? Other games have managed to recover in the past
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"What we have seen is that the majority of people now realize that the war on drugs failed. Drugs are more accessible and cheaper and more potent and dangerous. Nobody won this war, except people who were involved with the drug dealers themselves"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
And the winner for "worst omission from Oscars In Memoriam section" goes to.... Ed Asner
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Sun March 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I am shocked. Shocked. Okay, well not that shocked
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Mashable)
 
 
 
You lost me at "sober"
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Fri March 25, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Don't cancel cancel culture
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Rent jumped 17% across the nation. This is the sound of the very, very wealthy hoovering up any and all remaining cash from the pockets, and couch cushions of America
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(MSN)
 
 
 
3 of 4 US counties had more deaths than births in past year. Math shouldn't be easier than farking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New polls show that your average American thinks Biden should be doing something, uh, different in Ukraine, like maybe sending in the unicorn brigade or calling the X-Men. Also, he's been waaaaay too slow to press the "stop inflation" button
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Wed March 23, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Hey look, another Republican doing a typical Republican thing
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Gary is a pooch with a mission to bring much needed comfort to the students of Endicott College. He's one of several recent changes the college has taken to help students cope with mental health issues. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/video)
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
The Goochland County Sheriff's Office would like to remind everyone that its name is obviously fake and contains a made-up silly word, so clearly anyone who calls claiming to be a deputy and asking for money is a scammer
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Smuggler caught with a horned lizard in his groin area says he was just happy to see you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Family alleges that "influencer management company" that is running a popular Tik-Tok dance crew is really a doomsday cult. So we're just combining all the awful things into one now?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
DC sues Grubhub, claiming its app is full of hidden fees and jacked-up prices. Cool, now do DoorDash and Uber Eats
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The new litmus test for Trumpist Senate candidates: No more Turtle Power
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Anheuser-Busch ends sponsorship of Washington Commanders due to new round of sexual harassment allegations. Commanders respond by spinning this as an opportunity
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sales of Ambien plunge as people will be turning to the Oscars next week to deal with insomnia
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How did he do it? I dunno, maybe by following THE FARKING LAW instead of some orange-faced buffoon's senseless screaming?
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you don't custody your crypto properly
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Fri March 18, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you've found yourself disappointed at the overall lack of drunkenly violent, anti-mask MAGATs on your last few plane trips, American Airlines may be offering just what you need
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Thu March 17, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Gamestonk Apes are getting near the point where you might stop laughing at them as they show up at your door begging to live on your couch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats (except that one) want answers from Big Oil on why prices aren't dropping at the pump given lower oil market prices. Republicans notably silent on this topic except to blame the guy who can't do anything about it
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Wed March 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Powell sees his shadow. Means six more months of rate hikes
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
Americans don't know anything about Americans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby rhino born in Czechia, gets named Kyiv
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SoftBank's founder loses $25bil in tech's brutal winter. The Son is there
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Mon March 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Senator Joe Manchin has serious doubts about Sarah Bloom Raskin's commitment to Sparkle Coal
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Massive IKEA-style space station can produce its own gravity, meatballs
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Thu March 10, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Still planes, trains but not automobiles (unless you want)
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Wed March 09, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Moonfail
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(Vice)
 
 
 
While Amazon enjoys record profits, their last mile delivery partners are being crushed by debt
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Mon March 07, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Amazon in its magnamimous magnitude cuts the credit it offers to charities for IT services operated by AWS by half. That Bezos guy must be having a tough time these days
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Fri March 04, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Good buddy, Derp Express here, ready to tell y'all Freedom Riders what Q told me about The Oohcrane. President Trump and Putin are tryin' to stop Fauci from makin' a bioweapon there and will bring him to military tribunal. WWG1WGA not WW3, y'all"
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Amazon partners with 140 colleges for tuition-free education perk for workers assuming they can stay awake during classes and are willing to supply their own pee bottles
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
TFG getting no love in his physical, if not spiritual home state: "President Trump has not been invoked at all, at a Republican convention," bemoaned gubernatorial candidate Andrew Giuliani. Wait, isn't "invoking" something you do with demons?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Flu-like hoax threatens to make millions of Americans homeless
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Tue March 01, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Parents may choose where they shop based on opportunities to engage in other activities, including drinking." But they still have to come home to mewling ungrateful creatures such as you and your sister who totally blamed you for breaking their vase
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Cesaro is leaving the WWE. However, due to the fact that he didn't have a no-compete clause in his contract, he should be unemployed for about 20 minutes or so
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You can't spell Elsevier without EVIL
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Aikman's seismic move will shake-up NFL TV free agency"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Are you a Boomer who enjoys your social security? You might not want to read about 'Ol Treepuncher's 'Contract with America' that destroys Social Security to 'incentivize' elderly to work
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Wed February 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Holly...'Wood'
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The rent is too damn high
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Multifactor authentication isn't as good as it used to be. Your verification code is: NOSH*T
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Sat February 19, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nobody pays sticker price
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Shields up, Mr. Worf
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you bought a Toyota Land Cruiser the last year it was available, congrats: it's now worth $20-$30K over its $90K MSRP
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Suddenly, Mr. Pink wants a pizza
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Fri February 18, 2022
(WUFT Gainesville)
 
 
 
GOP voting base artificially embiggened in one of the few states in America where you wouldn't think that sort of skulduggery was necessary
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's called Going Exactly As Planned
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Free Lolita
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Notify your boss that 5-day in-office workweeks are done
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
They say that those who are ignorant of history are bound to repeat it. In this instance subby thinks that is the intent
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Education Department announces that it will forgive $415 million in student debt* [*for students who went to for-profit colleges]
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Johnny Weir (the d is silent) goes off on little girl
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes, yes, there might be an invasion and a war but let's not lose sight of what's important. "Vita wore digital camouflage, lipstick and a pair of diamond earrings"
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Batman to sparkle in China
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Mon February 14, 2022
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
National Treasure, Arizona version (archaeologist claims to have discovered massive trove of Coronado's 16th century expedition, that ranged as far as Kansas)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans are less likely to have sex and get married than ever before. With anybody, not just with you
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's daughter confirms relationship with Tony Hawk's son, which could lead to a royal wedding for 1990s - 2000s slackers
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Fri February 11, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
So what states are Americans moving to in the past year? Why are they doing this? Did you move in the past year?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You thought going to the game was expensive? Try paying for the party at the house
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One word: Buffalo chicken wing funnel cake taco
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(Religion News Service)
 
 
 
Why aren't moderate Christians condemning the extremists who perpetrated the 1/6 insurrection?
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Thu February 10, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
CPI inflates 7.5% in January. Costco hot dog, Arizona Ice Tea tallboy brace for impact
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do those two halfpipes make a fullpipe?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
This Valentine's Day, why not surprise someone special with jail time?
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
Just another day in NYC: dumping snow on a cop's truck that's parked at a bus stop and getting voicemails like "I'm gonna fark you and your wife" because you called 3-1-1
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In response to surging demand, the share of starter home builds grew from 40% in 1980 to 7% in 2017
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ric Romero finds bear fecal matter in area with many trees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did you contract COVID in the past year and survive? Are you sure?
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Tue February 08, 2022
(Tag24.com)
 
 
 
A/S/L LOL WTF I CAn has cheezburger rigHT MEOW SMH BRB 😻
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now is the perfect time to buy a bicycle
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(Jezebel)
 
Weeners
 
Dicks. Dicks everywhere
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Mon February 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazon finally caves to pressure and raises salaries for its workers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Known asshole acts like asshole, even in the White House
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Sun February 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What's round on both ends, high in THE middle, and currently boasts a US Senate front-runner who's too f*cking creepy for Donald Trump?
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Fri February 04, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trio of "dentists" arrested as cops find numerous cavities in their medical education
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Money Control (India))
 
 
 
Apparently New York City rats not only have plenty of pizza to get sick on, they also have their own special COVID variant
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Because when a bunch of scared white guys in middle management have no idea why the business is crashing, they start talking about a reorg
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
With PC component shortages hindering production of new laptops, builders want you to know they are prioritizing Windows laptops because Microsoft customers are spendier than cheap-ass Chromebook users
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Wed February 02, 2022
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
How did this headline escape from a story about San Jose techbros?
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"It's hard to believe it could happen at a major bank," writes someone who is unfamiliar with major banks
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz suffering bout of electile dysfunction
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Tue February 01, 2022
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Deputy imposter phones people and tells them to pay for fake fines with gift cards. Clearly trying to get promoted to head imposter
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
This hawk is trained to guard the runways at the Tampa airport -- and she's out for blood
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Florida man uses his noodle
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Mon January 31, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Death threats, six figure donations, and recalls. The charming politics in a county TFG won by 30 points
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(9 to 5 Google)
 
 
 
In battle against iPad and Surface, Google declares cheaper, clunkier "Android Tablets" are the future, not Chromebooks, advertises job openings for anyone foolish enough to buy what they're selling
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Sun January 30, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ted Nugent accuses Bruce Springsteen of supporting communism
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Sat January 29, 2022
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
Police are expecting to have this case all sewn-up by next week
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Fri January 28, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
A red cap and a "Let's Go Brandon" T-shirt, perhaps?
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