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Fri April 20, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Hilton Gamer Suite. For when you need a vacation away from your parents' basement
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(Time)
 
 
 
Florida students walk out to protest school shootings. Since this is Florida, you can probably guess what happens next
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
School students asked to list the "positive aspects" of slavery
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You rent a Airbnb house that is advertised as 'child friendly' and your toddler breaks a bottle of port and ruins the carpet. Should you pay for the damage?
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(The Local)
 
Weeners
 
Danish political parties discuss a minimum age cut-off for male circumcision
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alex Jones screams about just playing Devil's advocate, also something about gay frogs?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
911: What's the nature of your emergency. Caller: Help, there's a possum in my bedroom
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
"Dispatch, I'm on the scene now and I can see where the vehicle hit the house. There is some damage, but it looks pretty minor. *KA-BOOM!* .... Uh, let me rephrase that." (w/ video)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Pink kids are cute
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Teenager who sold virginity for £2 million says it was all a lie. YOU DON'T SAY
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can stop asking when Alex Jones is going to be sued by grieving Sandy Hook parents now
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Proof that schools are becoming more like prisons: The 8-year-olds are now shanking each other
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
There's no violence quite like youth sports league violence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump to meet with Nigerian Prince at White House. Hopefully he'll bring that huge inheritance that he wants to split with Trump if Trump will front him half
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Sun April 15, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher who cannot read or right, are you even a teacher?
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Phase one: skip school. Phase two: parents go to jail because you skipped school. Phase 3: no more pesky parents telling you to go to school. North Carolina: "oops"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Having destroyed racism, sexism, bigotry, and ignorance in their state, South Carolina lawmakers consider banning sale of energy drinks to minors
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Thu April 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
This baby was born....four years after his parents' death
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Wed April 11, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Let your 4-year-old eat a PB&J in a shopping cart? Be prepared to be branded a monster by the mommy brigade
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dad stunned to find out his teenage boy paid $480 for one hour with a blond Scottish prostitute
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fluoride is a neurotoxin, so it like toxinificates your neuros. It's a major cause an issue there is another major cause as well, fluoride can actually also be found in processed brands of tea that are grown in most likely overly polluted areas
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents plan big vacations for the family; they pay for everything. I'm 30 and a recent grad student, and my brother is younger. But they expect me to share a bed with my brother; how can I get them to pay for separate rooms?"
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Thu April 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would you spend your 24 hours? Walmart, Ikea, Chuck E. Cheese?
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Happy 105th birthday to Muddy Waters, without whom there would be none of the music your parents liked
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Teen learns the hard way why you should never tow a sled behind a moving vehicle
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Monthly membership to Ancestry.com: $19.99. First class postage for sending in your DNA sample: $2.66. Discovering your biological father is your parents' fertility doctor: Priceless
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the First Lady Melania's parents got their brand new green cards, the Trump administration starts to work on legislation aimed at closing immigration "loopholes". Tax loopholes still ok though
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Mon April 02, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes, the name says it all
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(NextShark)
 
 
 
Is boba tea destroying your children's future?
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Bully gets a bloody nose and begs his victims' parents to please make the pain stop
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Years ago, a kid with cancer had a catch with Chase Utley. Years later, he's joined the same organization and Utley is impressed with his speed. This relationship is a home run
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Chugging a gallon of milk..... eating a spoonful of cinnamon.... chewing a ghost pepper.... eating a TidePod...... oh gosh, what to do next to make my generation look asinine. Oh hey, let's snort condoms
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Sat March 31, 2018
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
New York judge apologizes for getting his hands on a few too many briefs
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like someone at the Washington Post overdosed on her snark pills this morning
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Some new parents decide to name their child after a place that's special to them. Others turn to Ikea for inspiration
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My boss is childish; she has mocked my hearing loss, my financial situation, and said my priorities aren't in order because I bought a new car and didn't pick up ice cream for work at the last minute. HR knows but won't act. What do?"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because, you know, people are stampeding over each other for a chance to take an open-door helicopter flight with the company whose fatal East River crash two weeks ago prompted the FAA to ban open-door helicopter flights
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sister of Florida high school shooting victim to Melania Trump: My brother is being cyber-bullied. Where are you?
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
At what age should children stop bathing with their parents?
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Forget it Jake, it's Florida
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
University of Montana wanted to induct former NY Giants Linebacker Corey Widmer into their Hall of Fame, but he politely declined on the grounds that football has "destroyed his life" by turning his brain into a bowl of runny pudding
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
If your schizophrenic roommate thinks you're a devil worshipper, hide all the kitchen knives and sleep with one eye open
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: We were visiting friends on vacation. My husband had his laptop. One of the kids watched a video on it. No one put it away and another kid spilled juice on it, ruining it. Should those parents chip in for the replacement?"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Research shows definite link between vaccines and autism, according to this misleading tagline. Fark's, not CNN's
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Amidst all the budget shenanigans, one thing Congress came together to do was to reject all of Betsy DeVos's attempts to gut education
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Solution to gun violence in schools: Students now must use clear backpacks and wear ID badges at all times
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
For subby Adoption is the Option, what about you?
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
Bill seeks to ban smoking while walking on NYC sidewalks. Gum chewing still ok, for now
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm in college and my roommate is a socially awkward girl with mental health issues. I was thinking of dropping out, but my roommate's parents offered to pay my school because they say I'm the best thing for their daughter. What do?"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Mother-to-be furious that Toys R Us won't release loyalty earnings early. Threatens to never shop there again
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
"How white lies can benefit Alzheimer's patients." Hope Hicks feeling vindicated
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Tue March 20, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wide eyed innocence or crazy eyes... You be the judge
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(NBC Washington)
 
NewsFlash
 
Maybe it'd be better if we count how many mass shootings we don't have?
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Peterborough Telegraph)
 
 
 
School bomb threat hoaxes reported to be a result of US Minecraft game feud
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
If you want to eat at this renowned Maine restaurant you need to mail in a reservation request. Mail? Ask your parents
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Dogs respond better to baby talk. Yes, they do. Yes, they do, my little shnookie-bookie-pookie
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Sat March 17, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The idea of the State of Jefferson is moving on up
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
On a seemingly slow day in the BBC news room: Am I okay with my son saying. "A nöff-nöff?"
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Thu March 15, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Beware The Ides of Mueller: Trump Organization is subpoenaed. Thirsty Thursday has a high probability of a Twitler meltdown. Grab your beverage of choice, fasten your seatbelts, and hold on to your butts. MSNBC Discussion thread starts at 8PM EDT
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British parents fined £24m for failing to send their kids to school. And you thought raising your brats was expensive
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
15 sewing machines stolen during burglary. Police say they should have this sewn up in no time, even though it isn't technically their patch. I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
You have one guess to answer what political party is considering suing a school over student protests. Difficulty: not difficult at all
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Tue March 13, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Baltimore Orioles become first MLB team to take steps against aging fan base by letting kids attend games for free
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Duke University porn actress now studying to become a lawyer. Her parents must be so ashamed right now
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Mon March 12, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Leave it to the French to have an issue with this name
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Here's to you, innovative child care provider. Because who among us hasn't wanted to drug the children and go off for a little tanning and crossfit?
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Sun March 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apocalyptic sex cult, limited time to join
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(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
A dingo ate me baby
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
10 disgusting foods your grandparents ate in the '50s, '60s and '70s ...and lived to tell about it
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Fri March 09, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it looks like today's college students aren't quite as self-reliant as college students of the past. Your college student called you to complain about this headline's harmful impact on his self esteem
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Thu March 08, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Just how ignorant does one have to be to think it's possible to overload a child's immune system with vaccines?
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Candidate wants his state to enact the lottery and use the revenue to give weekly movie tickets to parents of pre-K students so they'll have more quality family time together
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Foster home is shut down because foster parents: a) are abusive, b) are dealing drugs from their home, or c) won't tell the kids that the Easter Bunny is real
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Latest study from the Ric Romero Institute suggests adult children who move back home worsen parents' quality of life
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Tue March 06, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Washington State businessman Kyle Templeton has a custom sock business. Only problem is he doesn't really sell socks, but he's definitely willing to take your money
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dad makes his son run a mile to school in the rain after he was banned from the bus for bullying other kids. Good or bad parenting? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The problem with giving your toddler your smartphone is that he may lock it for 48 years
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Daycare workers make kids' naptime extra special by handing out gummy bears laced with melatonin first. Sweet dreams, you little bastards
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Mon March 05, 2018
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Yeah that acceptance letter we sent you was incorrect. All the best
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Millennials lost money to scams more often than their grandparents in 2017, study shows, showing the relative inefficiencies of a 419 scam on the elderly versus putting out a new iPhone every year
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Only thoughts and prayers can save us from future mass shootings, says Florida state senator
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Sat March 03, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Baby's first birthday should include family, friends, cake and a a extra dry Manhattan with extra vermouth. Wait, maybe skip that last one
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Warning: Every time you make your bed the dust mites get a little bit more aggressive
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Latin American immigrants are turning California into a third-world country," claims Tucker Carlson, the man whose name was botched by the hospital after thinking his parents made a mistake with that "F"
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
McMaster and Trump are itching to get the hell away from each other, but like your parents, they're sticking together for the good of the nation, though Trump's been seeing another nation on the side, that fink
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
13 million member family tree shows when the tree started forking because people were no longer farking relatives
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Kentucky: "You can have our 13-year-old brides when you pry them from our cold, dead, liver-spotted hands." Creepy tag seen throwing up in the corner
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Sheriff shocks many with his suggestion that children need more discipline and better coping skills. He gets bonus internet points for referencing "participation awards"
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(The Week UK)
 
 
 
Lego have rushed to reassure parents that the new pieces will still hurt like f***ing crazy when you stand on them at 3AM
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Thu March 01, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"My Bad Teacher" starring Jennifer Connelly
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Swimsuit model known for wearing the skimpiest bikinis says her parents don't mind she never pursued a career in medicine
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And now, further reason we should deport all baby boomers
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Wed February 28, 2018
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Tennessee Legislature considering bill to raise state's minimum age to marry up to 18 because 8,500 child marriages between 2000-2015, over 85% involved adult man, underage girl, three of them were 10-year-old girls
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Gunshots fired at high school, teacher barricaded in classroom yadda yadda on a sesame seed bun with special sauce
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a college student getting fairly average grades; yet every time I come home, my parents always ask about my grades. They check my grades online and check my emails; I'm an adult. Can I ask them to stop or just change passwords?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
A face to launch a thousand memes
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
You know how to get a millionaire athlete poltically aware and motivated to do something about an issue like gun violence? Bury a young fan of his in his jersey
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Online ads have begun allowing parents to track their children's advancement
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Sheriff believes it's better to suffer smoke inhalation and burns than to run outside during a fire alarm... because school shooters are out there waiting
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(Time)
 
 
 
Survey finds average amount of money paid out per tooth by the Tooth Fairy has dropped from $4.66 to $4.13, a decrease of 11%. Doesn't the Tooth Fairy know that Trump passed tax cuts?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm getting married soon; my fiancé's mother wants me to wear the dress she wore to her wedding. I said no; she's calling me up to 50 times per day to ask me to change my mind, saying she won't stop until I do. And I won't. What do?"
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
There are good reasons why God allows mass murders of schoolchildren. Well, in America, anyway
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Do not pee on the elevator buttons. If you must pee on the elevator buttons make sure that the lift has stopped...and that there is no video footage of it
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(Today)
 
 
 
New guidelines recommend that all teenagers be screened for being teenagers
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(USA Today High School Sports)
 
 
 
Transgender high school wrestler booed after winning girls' state championship
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Attention all parents: No matter how much you yearn it to be, there is no deep, hidden, sacred message of life embedded within your child's crayon artwork
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Marijuana might be the most effective tool in the battle against autism
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
When you do a science project testing your own blood and find out your father isn't your father
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Sat February 24, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guy who hugged Grimace thinks Samuel L. Jackson does too many TV commercials
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm sure he is fine and totally not patient zero in some new global pandemic
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
There is no swinger's sex kindergarten in east Texas according to girl whose parents were convicted of giving her silly pills then making her dance with a parachute tied to her pants and have sex with other children
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yo mama, and other things farkers hear during sex (generally risque/NSFW)
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
If you were serious about becoming a blacksmith you would've done the hammering yourself and not hired a friend to attempt to hammer to death your unsupportive parents. So you see, maybe they were right about you lacking conviction for your dreams
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Seattle woman flips out over Norwegian flag flying in her neighborhood
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Step 1: Realize you accidentally brought a gun to school. Step 2: Find and inform school resource officer that you brought this weapon by mistake. Step 3: Get arrested and charged with felony
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(Metro)
 
 
 
After rich parents learned their son planned to hire a hitman and kill them, they staged their own deaths to make him think his plot came to fruition. Talk about dedication
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
A Texas governor granted clemency to a death row inmate. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going outside to see if I can spot some pigs flying
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Arkansas QB Cole Kelley Pleads Guilty To DWI, plans to be drafted by the Browns
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Toddler born with same disease that afflicts Drew
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents who thought their child died at birth shocked to learn that the child was alive and that they owe £3,000 to an orphanage for its care
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Parent decides to write up a social media contract in order for her 9-year-old to responsibly utilize his device, but she wanted to find the "trouble spots" first. It didn't take long. Are you developing these contracts for your children?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
'A few Mardi Gras beads can go a long way'
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Wed February 21, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
And Saint Attila raised the AR-15 up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy AR-15 that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Porn
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump 'listening session' with students and parents of school shootings live right now on C-SPAN
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
White House: OMG would you people just STOP it about Melania's parents? They're legal residents who are about to become citizens, OK? Christ. Dreamers: Sooooo...they benefited from "chain migration," then? Is that what you're saying?
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
PSA: Bringing a cell phone case that looks like a pistol onto a school campus is not a good idea, especially in Florida
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Man, I don't remember toys being this crappy when I was a kid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My 3-year-old daughter's best friend at day care is a boy; they've known each other since infancy. His parents and the daycare staff refer to them as boyfriend and girlfriend. I find it disturbing. How can I stop this behavior?"
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
5th grader saves choking friend - at first his parents said they thought he meant he saved a life when playing a video game
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Tue February 20, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Christ, what an a-hole
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Years after appearing on Dr. Phil, parents of dismembered 13-year-old daughter charged with her murder. Detectives were suspicious when they claimed they just wanted to put the pieces back together and move on
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Missouri House votes to ban 14-year-olds from getting married. However 50 lawmakers voted against the bill
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Pssst ...Silicon Valley parents are raising their kids to be tech-free because technology is harmful. This means something
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The HPV vaccine can completely prevent one of the most common cancers in the world, but only 29 percent of teens are getting it because parents don't want to admit their snowflakes are interested in sex
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Sun February 18, 2018
(The Daily Californian)
 
 
 
The dumbest, most horrible article you will read all day
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Good news Colorado Girl Scouts, now you can sell your cookies to real easy targets without your mom's help in front of marijuana dispensaries
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Marijuana facts for teens" PSA pamphlets may well have been written by the folks that brought you "To serve man" and bonus, hip lingo in TFA's headline
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Sat February 17, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Savior of the Universe
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Alert American Airlines employee saves two teens from being sold into sex slavery
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Third-oldest Pearl Harbor survivor is now the second-oldest
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(Hamilton Journal-News)
 
 
 
Teen arrested for posting "I could beat that number" in reference to the Florida school shooting death toll
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Serious relationship question: How long do you need to be dating your SO before you can fart in front of them?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some reason, the White House does not want to discuss the immigration status of the First In-Laws
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Student with no other transportation misses 19 days of school because of late bus. TV station pulls bus GPS records and discovers she's right - and 16 other days are unaccounted for due to a "GPS malfunctioning" status
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My ex boyfriend is a nightmare; he tried to push me into weird sex. I was happy to break up. We kept in loose touch; he texted me for help picking out sex toys for his new girlfriend. How can I stop my life from becoming a sitcom?"
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Tue February 13, 2018
(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
Woman screams for help as she struggles to escape deadly ball pit. None of the small children who are playing in the same pit lift a finger to help. Heartless jerks
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
And people question her usefulness. Kim Kardashian invents hot dog sushi rolls
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Mom accused of feeding child hydrochloric acid, chlorine in attempt to cure autism, says a Tide pod chaser will neutralize everything
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
What is the best thing you've ever found while dumpster diving?
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sisters both competing in hockey in the Olympics. For different countries
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
When 1-year-old toddler gets into parents' morphine pills, father runs out trailer backdoor to hide while mother flees to cheap hotel. So leave it to mother's boyfriend to stay, call 911 to rescue child. (Bonus: Boyfriend is kid's uncle)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Pastor claims teen parishioner had multiple personalities, just had sex with the demonic one
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Sun February 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Parents and food allergy advocacy groups are outraged that Peter Rabbit has a "bullying scene" over food allergies and are calling for a boycott
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out those mop-headed lads from Liverpool were wrong; money can in fact by you love
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Sat February 10, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Parents outraged after Catholic school fires recently married lesbian teacher
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Don't you even Science?
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
Japanese public school to allow male students to wear skirts ... although no patent leather shoes
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A little girl went home to her mum and said 'we saw people humping at school today, it was really funny'"
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Parents left children unattended to smoke marijuana in basement
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Adult summer camp is a thing, and, yes, you're still going to go and spend the first three days crying and calling your parents because you want to go home
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Lollipop man banned for high-fives. Man, those guild rules are strict
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah mom upset after school tells 6th graders they can't refuse when asked to dance. "My daughter keeps coming to me and saying, 'I can't say no to a boy'. That's the message kids are getting"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Ginza public school pressures students to buy new $730 Armani uniforms, which parents suspect is excessive despite the suave Italian tailoring
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones says transgender rights are actually about cyborgs. Yeah, I don't know what the fark he's on about either but he's gotta have access to some really good drugs
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Gerber's "spokesbaby" for 2018 is the first baby with Down syndrome to become the face of the brand. This is actually quite uplifting
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Ivy League fraternity on probation for 'pig roast' sex contest. Yeah ... their parents must be very proud
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Tue February 06, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Girl Scout could be in trouble for trying to earn her entrepreneur badge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My son and his wife are having our first grandchild. I was told her mother, not me, was welcome in the delivery room. My son doesn't value me; I tried reasoning with her parents. How can I get them to reverse their cruel decision?"
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Inventor of Snoo unveils new product, a sort of "New Snoo". Amazon to offer New Snoo. Parents, don't leave your baby unattended to prevent death by New Snoo
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Teacher, 22, charged with multiple counts of sexual assault of student. Who is 18. And the story appears to change every hour, so who knows what to put in the headline now
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The reaction from those witnessing the final days of Time Inc., now conquered by a Koch Brothers' front: "I'd rather watch my parents have sex"
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Popsugar)
 
 
 
The time Mr. Rogers flew to Baltimore to see a fan who was in the hospital recovering from brain surgery. Story to the left, onion cutting factory to the right
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Thu February 01, 2018
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
10-year-old boy suffers severe allergic reaction to antibiotic, loses all skin, eyes. While unresponsive for 45 minutes, says he saw man in white robe standing in room. Was it God, Jesus, an angel? Who cares? Kid's blind. GoFundMe link in story
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Don't you go dyin' on me"
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
So that's how it is in their family
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Here's today's story on how awful every Eagles fan is
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Middle school bans open containers
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Swiss university launches country's first ever degree in yodeling. It's the one time where parents actually wish their children had decided to study philosophy
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Today's 'Musician your parents loved who's doing a farewell tour' is: (spins wheel) Paul Simon
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
An 11-year-old girl is sewing handbags to help the hurricane victims in Puerto Rico which still 10x more than what the president has done
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Tue January 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today, hot dogs taught me that "Where's Waldo?" is British and is called "Where's Wally?" outside of U.S. and Canada (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ah, the good old days, when everybody was smoking and spanking. Which current common practices will someday be looked upon as careless, dangerous, and insanely bad for you? I mean, besides Fark
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(Metro)
 
 
 
School meant to show children the Paddington movie but instead aired porn, though that was less damaging and terrifying
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Justia)
 
 
 
Report card for the consitutional order, 1 year into Trump: We might have to have a conference with Congress's parents
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Little kid throws a tantrum outside a Target because he was upset that his gloves matched his jacket. What are some horror stories from your little Farkers?
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Sun January 28, 2018
(AP News Archive)
 
 
 
Gay parents of twin toddlers suing after State Department grants citizenship to only one of their kids, even though the twins came out of the same womb minutes apart
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
No wonder the UK is called a nanny state, you actually have schools with strict rules on how long you can grow your fingernails (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu January 25, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
New Poll of voters shows that 67% think "Trump is not a good role model for children" while 29% would make TERRIBLE parents
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Always spellcheck your homework assignments, especially if they include the word "bigger." Even better, remove the other word from your dictionary (yes, you can do that)
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Wed January 24, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
People are sharing stories about being in school with one of the girls that was kept shackled at home by her horrid parents... and bullying her nonstop for being "weird". Farkers, who was the "weird" kid when you were young, and where are they now?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
His subjunctives are all true. His grammar bakes cookies for all of the children on the street. He writes in first, second, third, AND fourth person. He is the most interesting writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Next up to be frowned upon for sexual harrassment: 'Grandma the Clown' of Big Apple Circus resigns over sexual misconduct allegations
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(News 96.5 Florida)
 
 
 
'I love you. You love me. I'm a sex guru, not Barney.'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I struggled to conceive; they said IVF may not work, but thanks to daily shots, a change in diet, and therapy, it did. I now despise parents I see yelling at kids; they had it easy. Is it okay to be resentful of them?"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
For once, common sense rules after a judge says you are not sexually exploiting your small children by taking pictures of them in the bathtub
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Tue January 23, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Alabama high school teacher placed on leave after telling students to "turn the n*ggr tunes off." "After meeting with her, it's just baffling to me how someone does not understand the severity of the weight of that word"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Well, that is one way to get the kids moving during PE. O_o
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You don't say: Parents outraged when elementary school dance plays "My biatch love cocaine" by Lil Pump
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Super Bowl LII is a bit of a homecoming for Tom Brady; before he was the G.O.A.T., he spent a chunk of his youth milking C.O.W.S. in Minnesota (seriously; who knew?)
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fiesta de Cinco
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Finally a glimmer of light in these troubled times
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How can anyone know what it was like for those 13 children held captive by their "parents"? Sadly, one family had already gone through something similar
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Three words you wouldn't expect to hear together: Toddler Roller Derby
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Sat January 20, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
School in New Mexico is trying to raise money by holding a gun raffle. Not surprisingly, someone has a problem with this
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What to do with your dead father's porno stash
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(Time)
 
 
 
The sickening psychology of parents who torture their children
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
If you want your child to earn a lot of money, name them this
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Geez, they'll fire you for any little infraction these days
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey: "You are not an actor, or a lawyer. No one is a lawyer. There are lawyers, law is practiced, but no one is a lawyer. There is no one, in fact, there." Um, okay, Jim
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Over-the-top." "Chewing the scenery." "Out of control." For most people, those are pans. For Nic Cage fans, they're endorsements
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Principal: Kids, don't be bullies. Also Principal: LOL let's make fun of this short teacher, everyone
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"A movement to end controversial one-on-one interviews between LDS bishops and children is growing in Utah"
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: Our only son is always evasive when we ask if he and his wife will have kids; his wife says her career is too important and she won't get paid leave so she has to plan. How do we convince them we want them to be happy by having kids?"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Kids at Kosher Kush's high school told to write letters telling Donnie 2 Scoops how great a president he is. Some of their parents have a problem with this for some reason
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: I'm a male doctor in my 20s, heartbroken and depressed. My girlfriend broke up with me due to both our hectic schedules. She was my first ever girlfriend. What to do? Dear Dr. J: keep polishing your personality and your jumper
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The parents of the 13 kids kept locked up lived in two houses in the Fort Worth area of Texas before heading west. The current owners of those houses found scratch marks on doors, carpets caked in filth and closets "converted into cages"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What kind of shiathole 3rd-world country takes 4 months to get the power back on?
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Boston Magazine)
 
 
 
People in Billerica are upset at the word "douchebag" despite living in a state full of them
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Another virgin is selling off her virginity to bankroll her college education and buy her parents a house (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A special place in hell awaits: Parents charged after 13 abused siblings rescued from California house after 17-year-old girl escapes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Over 1000 kids charged with distributing explicit material by sharing video clip on social media of two 15-year-olds having sex in very conservative state of ... Denmark?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Yes, it is a crime to share your opioid stash with a friend, causing him to overdose and die. Yet some people are outraged at this
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Sun January 14, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Illinois judge allows an 11-year-old girl to use medical marijuana at school. No word when Jeff Sessions will sue the girl
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Sat January 13, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
WATCH: Chilling video appears to show terrified Hawaiians hiding their kids in storm drains while Trump golfed
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Millennials may be terrible, but they get arrested far less often than their parents did. Lazy underachievers
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Fri January 12, 2018
(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Boy creates Build-A-Bow to beat bullying
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Thu January 11, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
As many as 7 million American children may be impervious to x-ray vision
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Toke they told me, pa rum pum pum pum. We brought you weed, you see pa rum pum pum pum. Our finest kush we bring pa rum pum pum pum. Oh that's not legal here? Pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Autistic man finally gets long-awaited Tommy Pickles tattoo, after being forced to wait one thousand, eight hundred and twenty-five days
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fourth-grade teacher tells class to name three good reasons for slavery. Pokemons, Santa's elves, and Oompa Loompas top list
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida bans leaving infants alone in cars, even if you crack the windows
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Never has a presidential administration shot themselves in the foot so often to great effect
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
World's best grandparents busted AGAIN while traveling through Nebraska
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Need an example of a successful start-up business? Two high school students are now making six figures mowing lawns and shoveling snow ... and are paying their employees more than the minimum wage
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Your future grandmother-in-law is none other than the Queen of England, so what do you get her for Christmas? Why a singing toy Hamster of course
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Town encourages children as young as 5 to smoke. Call For Philip Morris
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Sun January 07, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In case you forgot - today is 'Dating Sunday' ... the busiest day of the year for online dating. Got a match?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Bad guy with a knife stopped by good guy with a chair
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Jacobin Magazine)
 
 
 
"A constant refrain among American educators who observed the Soviet system was that it seemed to take seriously the democratic values to which American schools only paid lip service." JFC the commies had more American schools than America ever has
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My wife and I have a vacation home in a popular tourist trap. We rent it out to people, but they get upset when we tell them they can't access Facebook, which we say in monetized narcissism. I don't need to relax my policy, do I?"
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Wed January 03, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Joshua Boyle, the Canadian man held hostage by the Taliban for five years, appears to have picked up some bad habits from his captors, now faces 15 domestic violence-related criminal charges
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A party, less than an ounce of weed which nobody admits owning. That'll be 63 arrests for weed possession
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Tue January 02, 2018
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
California twins born in different years
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
"Children are not wish fulfillment devices." Man, all those blood sacrifices for nothing
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Mon January 01, 2018
(BGR)
 
 
 
If you have an iPhone X and are still using Face ID, well... so much for your precious phone security
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pope laments 2017 with wars, injustice, rich guys stealing all the money, etcetera
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Global warming threatens to flatten the sparkling future of champagne
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Sat December 30, 2017
(Herald Journal News)
 
 
 
Sixth-grade teacher appeals firing after parents complained to police he showed students pornography ... or rather, classical Impressionist, Rococo nudes
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Thu December 28, 2017
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
High school girl is an expert at pinning boys down, wrestling them into submission
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Wed December 27, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Remember those nice grandparents who got busted with 60 pounds of weed intended as presents for friends and family? Guess who their son is
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Mon December 25, 2017
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
NY launches new paid time off law. Parents can spend more time with babies, goofing off
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Sun December 24, 2017
(Decider)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holiday family gathering: The 10 worst sex scenes to watch with your parents (NSFW images)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
100-year-old barmaid reveals her secret to long life, and yes, it includes alcohol
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenager kills his girlfriend's parents after they called him an "outspoken neo-Nazi"
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Sat December 23, 2017
(Metro)
 
 
 
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. You know Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. But do you recall the most famous reindeer of ... wait, what? Okay, guys, scratch numbers two and three. They won't be joining us tonight. Sorry"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The ten things Meghan Markle can learn from watching "The Crown." #11: How often her grandparents-in-law had sex
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Paw Patrol is one of the most fascist shows on television. Is there a reason children love it so?
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Fri December 22, 2017
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Ohio parents give teachers wine bearing photos of their son printed with "Our Child Might Be The Reason you Drink So Enjoy This Bottle On Us"
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Third suspected organ found in water treatment plant. While police don't know what kind of organ it is, they can point to a lot of pipes
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