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Mon April 23, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
News: Funeral home pays their respects to the dearly departed. Not News: It was from Pittsburgh. Fark: To the Flyers playoff run
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Wisconsin farmers shocked to learn cutting university budgets leads to a decrease in university employees to help with farming, increase in number of face-eating leopards
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(Decider)
 
 
 
Watch Stormy Daniels prepare a stiff one
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court 2010: Sentencing a juvenile to life in prison without parole violates the 8th amendment. Supreme Court 2017: Sentencing a juvenile to 240 years in prison with his first parole eligibility in 112 years? Yeah, that's totally fine
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Convicted felon Conrad Black notices that Trump is handing out random pardons and publishes a rant that claims Trump is "accomplishing his stated goals" despite the liberaled media
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"What is a 72-year-old little old lady going to do to anyone." Sell them a lot of drugs, apparently
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC's top lawyer defends the attendance of the Commissions's Republicans at the CONSERVATIVE Political Action Conference (CPAC) because he deems the Republican-only event devoted to promoting Republican policy, to be "nonpartisan"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
England succumbs to Labour Party
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sexting can help with people in committed relationships. At least until their partner finds out about it
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Sun April 22, 2018
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Will The Man in Black find his answers? Will Maeve bring her reign of terror to other parts of the park? Will the architects pay the price for playing God? Will there be any Anthony Hopkins this season? Westworld season two premiere, 9pm ET on HBO
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japanese musician and railfan explains what it's like for him to be famous jingle meister for train stations. His most famous song: "a catchy electronic ditty broadcast for departures from platforms three and four at Tokyo's Shibuya Station"
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(GQ)
 
 
 
The Department of Education is now allowed to ignore the first civil rights complaints a student files. They're also going to ignore students who file complaints multiple times
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If you thought Fox News was the most reliable cheerleader for Donald Trump, apparently you haven't been watching Christian TV
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Exercising after a heart attack could save your life. Exercising during a heart attack will likely just annoy the paramedics and ER staff
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
President Trump is going on a pardoning spree for no reason whatsoever
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
The Parkland terror attack was all Obama's fault because he never gave the students Secret Service protection
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Here's the torture we overlooked, and the overlooking we overlooked. Well no, you can't read the part about the torture, but the overlooking was totally legit as you can see
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Sat April 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
12-year-old has fight with parents, gets revenge by stealing mom's credit card and heading off to Bali for four days of R&R
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overwhelmed Brooklyn postman hoarded 17,000 letters and parcels spanning 15 years. He may have been able to handle snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night but the ads and free samples were too much to expect anyone to face
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you're going to put a fake parking ticket on your car window so police won't give you a real one it's probably best to check that you don't park next to an unmarked police car ... with its dash camera turned on
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nazis turn out in Newnan, Georgia to demonstrate their power and might. All 12 of them apparently
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And in the So Painfully Obvious department, women are staying the hell away from running for the GOP as if they have the plague
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Everybody prepare to panic
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Republican Michigan senate candidate calls Parkland terror attack survivor David Hogg a "crisis actor paid by CNN" to sow confusion
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Sure, blame the humans. It's always their fault for why we can't live in peace and harmony in a scooter-filled urban paradise
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's legal team preparing for the inevitable
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
The Hilton Gamer Suite. For when you need a vacation away from your parents' basement
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Michigan couple with no daughters welcomes their 14th son. They've passed having a basketball, baseball and football team so apparently they're now waiting for number 15 for hurling
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(West Virginia Metro News)
 
 
 
Apparently, epipen price gouging isn't as profitable as you'd think
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
President-ing is apparently a part-time job
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever notice the difference in quality of Trump's late night and very early morning Tweets compared to his daytime Tweets? Yeah, it is not because he is tired. If it weren't for his caddie, all of Trump's Tweets would be about covfefe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Photos from inside Paisley Park. No need to cleanse yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka first (tag is for the chaps)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Hey, if you could send us back all that secret research on remote mind controlling we accidentally sent you under that FOIA request, and forget it we would appreciate it.." Department of Mind Control
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
House of Commons prepares to go full Brute on Theresa May (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, every employee at this UK robotics firm wears glasses like Hubert J Farnsworth. "Bite my 'indistinguishable from humans' metal ass"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's Prince's original version of "Nothing Compares 2 U" revealed for the first time ever, thanks to his estate
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The story of how Rex Tillerson and Donald Trump destroyed the State Department
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
"Letting women drive cars" is apparently enough to get you a seat on UN commission on women's rights
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump's one competent lawyer warns him Cohen may very well flip on him. Andrew McCabe may be in real trouble. It's Comey day on Maddow. Let's break out the booze and have a ball. The party starts at 8 p.m. ET, but the bar is open early just for you
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The untold story of the Mercury 13: female pilots who tested better in every category than their male astronaut counterparts but were discarded nonetheless. If only they hadn't used those private email servers
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(The Local)
 
Weeners
 
Danish political parties discuss a minimum age cut-off for male circumcision
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
25% of Americans can't make it to 9 AM without cursing. Apparently the rest are telecommuters
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are what some major tourist attractions really look like, so prepared to be disappointed
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hannity compares Anderson Cooper to Jerry Springer
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Apparently goats follow instructions better than teenagers, deer or rabbits. At least in this one area of work
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of bipartisanship, McTurtle to change Senate schedule to prevent vulnerable Democrats from campaigning
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson compares Affirmative Action to Jim Crow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a Pentagon briefing on the military situation in Syria, Senators of both parties are starting to think that MAYBE Trump's "Pull back and let Putin do whatever he wants there" plan may not have been so cunning after all
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Apparently Google gives great advice on how to rob banks, but neglects to mention you should clear your search history afterwards
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British neurosurgeon, who apparently has never watched Futurama, reveals that decapitated heads could live on for years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Chicago Party, June 23rd. Location TBD
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Stormy Daniels is donating her affair pay-off money to Planned Parenthood under the names Trump and Cohen, knowing the President he will likely just try to claim the relevant tax deduction
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces that the least crappy application in the Office suite will no longer be included as part of the Office suite
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Oh hey nothing to see here, our CIA Director/sorta, but unconfirmed, Secretary of State apparently recently reversed about 60 years of US foreign policy and met directly with North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un...in secret, of course
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Parolees in New York to be granted the right to vote by executive order from the office of Governor Nixon
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff introduces the Abuse of the Pardon Prevention Act that would allow Congress to determine whether a pardon is an effort to obstruct justice. House GOP does The Hustle
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Def Leppard's Joe Elliott has already written out the playlist for his funeral. Also requests no "What has 9 arms and sucks?" jokes
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump signed off on Syrian airstrikes and new sanctions on Russia on Friday, but he apparently changed his mind on the latter, AFTER Nikki Haley announced them. So he did what any real leader would do: Sent his TV friend out to throw her under the bus
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are the happiest countries in the world. Apparently living in a cold area makes you happy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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(Tallahassee Democrat)
 
 
 
Thus far, the massive post-Parkland youth voter registration wave has produced...fewer young people registered to vote
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
So who would object to Mariah Carey walking around the house naked? Apparently her ex-manager
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Winnipeg Free Press)
 
 
 
Apparently dog recycling is a thing in Winnipeg
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
"I never thought it would happen" said a soon-to-be-former Sears employee and apparent visitor from the 1950's, unaware that Sears Holdings is, in fact, in a death spiral
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's play "Six Degrees of Separation" between Sean Hannity and Russia: Hannity has secret comms with Assange. Assange sold his soul to Moscow for some putang and the latest issue of "How to be a douche" magazine. Wow, that was quick
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Marriage falling apart? Try a sex robot
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
YouTube instruction videos are getting out of hand. Here's how to replace virtually all parts of a major bridge without shutting it down for 2 years
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Corker is free to speak his mind about Trump, except well, apart from calling the White House an adult day care center and insinuating the President wasn't fit for office, he has yet to make his mind up on if he would still vote for him
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
2 fatal semi wrecks leave Southern California's morning rush hour paralyzed with 4 separate SigAlerts. Farkers may post "what's a SigAlert?" to the right while SoCal Farkers may go with "what's rush hour?"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Neanderthal Matt Damon apparently threatened Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut about sleeping with Trump. So, Matt Damon, then
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You can stop asking when Alex Jones is going to be sued by grieving Sandy Hook parents now
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(Allure Magazine)
 
Boobies
 
Apparently, People Are Getting Injections to Make Their Nipples Look Like Kendall Jenner's
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently offering tons of new shows attracts millions of new subscribers as Netflix has discovered. Networks gnash their teeth over shocking discovery. What about our 10 new shows a year strategy that we've used for 50 years?
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(Orlando Weekly)
 
 
 
Python has a sex party, Unix has a D&D gathering
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
My Little Rick and Morty
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is getting bored with those first stage landings, ups the ante to landing a second stage using a party balloon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, Hannity is Cohen's mystery client. Sean is saying Michael didn't really represent him. Oh dear lord. It's going to be a crazy week and it's only your Monday MSNBC thread. The party starts at 8 p.m. ET, but the bar is always now open for you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: if elected, I will label China a currency manipulator. Treasury Department: No, China is all good, no currency manipulatin' here
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How well has the GOP governed as the majority party? Well, a billionaire, until now known for contributing heavily to GOP candidates, says he is using the tax credit he received thanks to Trump to help Democrats get elected as a check on Trump
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Please stop abandoning unwanted Easter bunnies in Boynton Beach park. They're attracting coyotes, foxes, bobcats to our nice, high-end neighborhood, lowering property values
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The bipartisan plan for the debt crisis? Do absolutely nothing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Apparently, Hannity has never watched his own show
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Sun April 15, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Eminem brought his mother's pasta to Coachella. Apparently this means something
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Now that Junkie Depp and Alicia have gotten separated from Madison, will she become The Governess and rule with an iron fist? How will Morgan fit into the plot? Jenna Elfman? Really? Fear the Walking Dead season 4 premiere, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Democratic Party: "We support unions." Democratic Campaign Workers: "Great, let's start our own union." Democratic Party: "Hey, not so fast"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gas up the SUVs and stock up on vodak. America is imposing tougher sanctions on Russia. This is the part of the movie where someone says "Hold onto your butts"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently having the fire alarm go off at your kinky BDSM club on a busy night will leave you in the street with nothing but "jockstraps, harnesses, rubber and footie kits"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sarah Hucklebee Sanders sends out a photograph of Trump, Pence and other administration officials in The Situation Room during the Syria bombing. Apparently Pence is a magical VP as he can be in Lima, Peru, and Washington, D.C., at the same time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Four prime time matches are on tap, starting in Southampton, going to Selhurst Park, off to Liverpool, and ending in Wembley. Sunday has Arsenal at Newcastle, followed by Baggies at United. Kickoff is 7:30 am EDT. This is your EPL Discussion Thread
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Don't f*ck with high school students. Mike Pence's hometown had their first LGBT Pride parade
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Cynthia Nixon gets backing from major activist party in New York
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Since Libby has been pardoned, can he be compelled to testify against Cheney and Dubya?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Anyone else trying really hard to watch Lost in Space on Netflix? I'm trying and I love Parker Posey but I'm just not getting it
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Margaret Atwood just makes things worse with her attempts to justify the 9/11-Star Wars comparisons
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the basketball fans need someone to hold their little hands and submit threads for them so they can have threads like those mean hockey fans have. Please mighty admins grant them this official playoff basketball and tumbleweed thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
European Parliament:"Let's grant personhood status to intelligent machines. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out the separation of powers laid out in the Constitution are optional if you have a secret memo that the public and Congress are not allowed to read
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man in Tesco parking lot attacked by axe-wielding maniac. That body spray is dangerous stuff
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Phase one: skip school. Phase two: parents go to jail because you skipped school. Phase 3: no more pesky parents telling you to go to school. North Carolina: "oops"
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee says Trump's decision to pardon Scooter Libby was an act of courage
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Fri April 13, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elton John: "I wish people would write better songs." Apparently he's forgotten that he once wrote a song titled "Jamaica Jerk Off"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday. A lot has already happened, and it's not clear what will still happen before the day is over. It's your what the hell will happen this Friday night MSNBC thread. The bar is already open and the party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: Suspected white supremacist blows himself up making ISIS style bombs in Wisconsin. Fark: He had so many explosives in his apartment firefighters decided it was safer to just let the entire 16 unit building burn down
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 197, Michael Chandler vs Brandon Girtz, AJ McKee vs Justin Lawrence, Kevin "Baby Slice" Ferguson, Jr. vs Devon Brock. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, main card on Paramount Network at 9 PM ET
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do some numbers or sounds remind you of certain colors? Have words made you recall a particular taste? You may have synesthesia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump, who always talks smack about "leakers," issues pardon for leaker Scooter Libby, the traitor who outed Valerie Plame in the Bush years
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Governor denies involvement in case of mummified monkey found in air ducts of department store where he worked in the 1960s
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An analysis by the National Parks Conservation Association showed that 98 percent of 110,000 public comments opposed the dramatic increase." Zinke's plan to drastically increase the admission price to a handful of National Parks fails spectacularly
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Apparently you can't sell beer on eBay
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Most celebrities avoid the paparazzi like the plague. Susan Lucci thanks them for photographing her in her swimsuit
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Thu April 12, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump wants to get some pardon practice in, decides to take a Scooter for a spin
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan's party begins to realize he now treats them like he used to treat the country. Somewhere in a dark corner of hell Ayn Rand is laughing
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently Russian trolls have been getting sloppy as of late - they denied the Syrian gas attack before it even happened
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump may or may not bomb Syria. It's like he is backing away from a red line. The feds are looking into communications between The National Enquirer and Cohen. Power is out again in Puerto Rico. The MSNBC party starts at 8 PM ET, but the bar is now open
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Detroit-area auto-parts company acquires Japanese munitions company
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Japan: "We've located a massive trove of rare earth materials underneath our waters" China: "Chinese resources detected. Prepare for Liberation"
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Turns out that it's illegal to create your own parking spaces on the street. Who knew?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump, day one: "We're quitting the Trans-Pacific Partnership." Trump, day 448: "Can we pretty please rejoin your club, PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASE?" The greatest negotiator, everyone. Simply the best. Bigly
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This baby was born....four years after his parents' death
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
California a step closer to splitting into three pieces (with maybe one part falling into the ocean) as billionaire gets enough signatures to trigger vote
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Tiger" running amok in Manhattan sparks brief frenzy. Turns out to be a raccoon. Easily confused
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
VE Day is coming up, which means it's time for Russia to get its fancy new toys out for the Victory Day parade
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Conservative: I can't envision how arming teachers could possibly go wrong. Parkland Teacher: Hold my gun
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple adds "jokes" to Siri, like "One night, I paid $20 to see Prince. But I partied like it was $19.99"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lordy. In a preview of James Comey's upcoming Sunday night interview with ABC News the former FBI director compares Trump to a mob boss
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Wed April 11, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Let your 4-year-old eat a PB&J in a shopping cart? Be prepared to be branded a monster by the mommy brigade
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently one of the things the FBI agents who raided Mickey Cohen's office were looking for was any records Cohen had related to the now-famous "Access Hollywood" tape
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Stage times for Coachella 2018 have been announced. So prepare your bathing regimen accordingly
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pope Francis says Fake News is a product of Hell, which apparently is back to existing
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
In the 1960s, a monkey escaped from an eighth-floor pet store of the century-old Dayton's department store in downtown Minneapolis into the air conditioning ductwork. He made it as far as the seventh floor
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Cruise ship? Ah, just park it anywhere
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine ways to meet men that don't involve online dating. Because apparently we've forgotten how to go out and do things in the age of the internet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fertility doctor apparently is good at his job
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Craft bourbon distillers are preparing for a bust and diversifying their product lines on news that nobody actually likes bourbon except hipsters who are on the verge of declaring it too mainstream now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just someone with a nightly TV show and sometimes the ear of the President asking if the state security apparatus needs to be "purged" of those disloyal to our leader for the good of the country
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently besides letting drunken tourists ride buffaloes naked in the Philippines, the government also isn't fond of you advertising 'DRUGS, SEX, BEER, RUM, COKE' at your backpacker bar either
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Apparently, being a rich political donor gets you certain perks the public cannot. Perks such as a police badge and license to carry a concealed weapon in all fifty states
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(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Trumpers who now know they were sold a bag of rocks apparently are furious that President Trump is picking establishment GOPers for appointments
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(Some Critic)
 
 
 
What to do as a hip critical parent when your young son adores Scrappy Doo, Tow Mater, or Jar Jar Binks? "Obviously I do not enjoy the character as much as him. In fact, I find him rather annoying. But Scrappy Doo was not created for me"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Queen Elizabeth II compares Trump to noisy helicopter that goes "round and round when you want to talk." Suck it, peasants
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Run of the mill sex robots are so yesterday. Today it's all about transgender sex robots for curious couples experimenting with his and hers sexy parts
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're a teacher participating in a statewide teacher walkout, you're not helping the cause if you use the time to have sex with a student
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen bonus round: the SDNY US Attorney who signed off on the raid was a Trump appointee and former legal partner of Giuliani
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Presidents Reagan and GHW Bush: the eager, patriotic '50s. President Clinton: the counterculture '60s. President GW Bush: the "greed is good" '80s. President Obama: the technocratic '90s. Predisent Trump: the paranoid, cynical, drug-addled, hairy-porn '70s
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg.exe loads corporatespeakexcuse.txt and uploads its prepared congressional testimony (PDF document)
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Trump may seek a coalition, a Partnership if you will, of countries surrounding or perhaps Transitioning over the Pacific Ocean to deal with trade with China. If only there was some sort of trade deal with those countries
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
"Hello LA Fire Department? I'm stuck to a park bench. I'm so very scared"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Upstate New York police department fed up with lingering cold weather, places winter under arrest and tosses it in cooler
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Microsoft releases Windows 3.0 source code so you can party like it's 1989
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Geoffrey Rush 'virtually housebound and barely eating' after newspaper claims he took part in inappropriate behaviour at theatre
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Attn hockey farkers: As you know, the playoffs begin Wednesday and a fun part of that the last few years is the Bracket Challenge. We have a league, from now 'til 1st game puck drop you can create a bracket. Link goes to sign-in, details in 1st post
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
As we prepare for the season four premiere of Fear the Walking Dead, let's look at where we last left our surviving characters, including Junkie Depp, Ruben Blades, and the Governess
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
South Koreans debate whether it's proper for the woman to pay on blind date. "Even if I want to pay, it becomes a dispute when the other party offers to pay instead. I think it's rude to keep pushing back so sometimes women don't pay out of respect"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Someone toilet papers police chief's truck. Department has a good laugh in their press release
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So apparently Shohei Ohtani is doing rather well
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NSC mouth departs as ass comes in
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(Slate)
 
 
 
T'Challa was not prepared to compete on Black Jeopardy
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Russian Hooligans intend to create mayhem at the World Cup, and warn English fans, "Prepare to die." Unclear if the Ducky Boys plan to attend (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump prefers tenants who don't die in fires
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(inUth)
 
 
 
Train engineer forgets to set parking brake, what could possibly go wrong?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In Canada, beloved satirist Rick Mercer prepares his last rant
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can Liverpool take care of business in Merseyside? Will Stoke top Spurs? Can West Brom get a win? Will United rain on City's title parade? Can Conte win a derby? Kickoff is at 7:30 am Sat, 9:15 am Sun. This is your EPL Derby DISCUSSION thread
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Alec Baldwin return as Trump? Will we get another Black Panther parody? Can anything top Stefon's return? Will we finally get a White House Survivor parody? Chadwick Boseman hosts, whoever Cardi B is is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Time to bust open those piggy banks, part of Carroll Shelby's personal collection, including prototypes, hitting the auction block in June
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Today marks Morgan Shepherd's 1000th start (and park) Come celebrate as he pilots the #89 Racing With Jesus car for a few laps, then enjoy the rest of the Xfinity My Bariatric Solutions 300 at Texas Motor Speedway at 3 pm EDT live on FOX
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember when scientists said they were "real close" to cloning the extinct woolly mammoth and bringing the species back to life? Well, they intend to start this year, having apparently never seen a single Jurassic Park movie (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In April 2016, the Boston Globe editorial board published a parody front page imagining the Trump presidency. Let's see how their prognostications turned out... oh my
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(Loop North News)
 
 
 
Told by the fire department to document rotting fire standpipes below Wacker Drive? That's an arrestin'
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Jared Kushner, who is currently broke, somehow came up with the money to buy out his real estate partners. Because that doesn't look sketchy at all
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's company has been spared from the tariffs that her daddy has been placing on Chinese imports. What a lucky coincidence!
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Fri April 06, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kato Kaelin is unhappy Scott Pruitt is being compared to him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently some people actually use Facebook for sending messages
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Got a spare £12m? Then you could own this "F1" license plate, but this may put you off: you'll also have to pay a ridiculous £16.66 transfer service fee
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the Koch brothers are getting tired of leopards eating their faces
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security wants to keep a list of journalists and "media influencers." Subby wonders if his number of approved posts counts
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jason Statham swam with sharks to prepare for his role in The Meg, and he wasn't scared at all
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Cult claims to have mastered invisibility by keeping human body parts hidden in their mouths. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PSA: No matter what you drive or what transmission type you have, use your parking brake
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Broadway actor Lin-Manuel Miranda quarantined from baby son due to shingles, hopes to spare him from the ravages of this roofless disease
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
No clever repartee today as Sander's constant condescending lies are wearing this Farker out. Any tips to maintain what little sanittly I have left? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 2pm EDT)
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
During a secret dinner at Mar-a-Lago, Sean Hannity regaled Trump with insults of Shepard Smith
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Photo emerges of Daniel Day-Lewis riding the subway, engrossed by his flip phone. Although it's unclear if he was actually deep in character, preparing for a film set in the 00s about a man whose best friend is his phone
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My parents plan big vacations for the family; they pay for everything. I'm 30 and a recent grad student, and my brother is younger. But they expect me to share a bed with my brother; how can I get them to pay for separate rooms?"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Prepare for a shock: That Rasmussen poll listing Donald Trump's approval rating at 50 percent may have been a bit of an exaggeration
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(SoulTracks)
 
 
 
Grammy winning hit songwriter Ron Dunbar dead at 77, all that's left is a band of gold. Parliament in deep funk
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Study compares wealth of middle class and rich in the U.S. between 1995 and 2016. Subby assumes the study had to stop 2016 because they ran out of middle class
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Washington Post journalist, who has apparently run out of things to report on, tries to survive a whole week only eating office leftovers, lives to tell the tale
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientific American asks if we can survive on water worlds, apparently unaware that Kevin Costner has already answered this for us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford Escape was the only small SUV to fail a passenger safety test. Apparently it got its name from riders in a crash having to decide how to get out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Vanity Fair columnist: How dare Daily Wire use the Parkland kids to push an agenda. That's my job". Vanity Fair: Not anymore
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
According to this Atlantic journalist, the scientific paper is obsolete, but apparently realistic looking fire animations, articles that will break your scroll wheel are alive and well
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
President Camacho gets about 1 paragraph into his prepared remarks at a roundtable on taxes, says "this is boring" and literally tosses the speech aside and goes on a rant about rape, immigrants, birthright citizenship, voter fraud, and ... Indonesia?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you ever thought Zach Braff and Dax Shepard looked similar, here's proof they're actually the same person
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently, the Frisbee was not good enough. Behold: the aesthetically-challenged Frisbee
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
In study of Danish men, fat kids who get back to normal weight by age 13 and continue at normal weight have no difference in Type 2 diabetes risk from normal kids. Party on, McDonald's Kid
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Golfer does his best Bill Gramatica impression after draining a hole-in-one at the Masters Par 3 Contest, then rubs a little dirt on it and continues playing
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Elderly New York City couple keeps getting parking tickets even though they don't own a car
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Showrunner for Roseanne wants people to separate the actress Roseanne from the show Roseanne, failing to remember both are equally terrible
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House is not OK with Pruitt's skeevy apartment deal. Looks like Scotty forgot to give Trump his cut
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Will & Grace' creator donates John Oliver's Mike Pence book parody to every elementary school in Indiana
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(NBC New York)
 
Video
 
Remember "The Office" episode when the Dunder Mifflin staff learn a good CPR tip is to do chest compressions to the beat of "Stayin' Alive?" Well, apparently it works. Even on squirrels
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GOP Congressman compares voting against Trump to cheating on your wife
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
And for your 'That Is So Cool' moment of the day, here is Jack Nicklaus' grandson making a hole-in-one at The Masters Par 3 contest
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Turns out Luxembourg is the best country to hold a Fark party
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
If you last had Betty Crocker's Dunkaroos in 2012 but stopped because they tasted too stale, Walmart has reintroduced "slightly fresher" version of iconic Nineties sugar bombs to their baking department
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Since Brexit has tossed England out of Europe, let's make it a part of Africa just in time for the Commonwealth Games
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's DNI on Gina Haskell's nomination as CIA Director: She will be totally transparent. You want to see her records on torture and illegal prisons? Why would you need those? I mean, that's like classified and stuff and not relevant to this
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Scientists discover macaques jump in hot springs to reduce stress as well as stay warm. "In the week the monkeys went for a dip, glucocorticoid concentrations in feces dropped by 20 percent on average compared to a week when they did not bathe"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You down with MSNBC? Yeah, you know me! Who down with MSNBC? Every news Junkie! This party starting at 8ET. Free booze with a $83 cover charge
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
"Hey man, you can't keep your rabbits and birds in this apartment." "Fine, I'll just find the nearest trash compactor and hit the button"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hot Kelly Ripa's on the "lucky DNA lottery" diet, which apparently makes you look bangin' in a bikini at age 47
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Strange sword found in debris of last year's California wildfires identified as belonging to samurai vintner who founded his own Sonoma County winery after relocating to USA. Don Pardo unavailable for comment
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Brazen bacon loving seagull attacks shopper in grocery store parking lot, nabs the whole pack ...because BACON
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Betsy DeVos to Department of Education IG: Sooo, just checking but these people that keep leaking documents showing what a clueless idiot I am...I can have them thrown in jail, right?
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
Happy 105th birthday to Muddy Waters, without whom there would be none of the music your parents liked
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you're running a brothel out of your apartment don't volunteer to also take care of your friend's kids
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Wednesday at Augusta has the Par 3 contest. No one has won it and then the jacket in the same year. Streaming begins at 2:00 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ivanka to Planned Parenthood: "Stop performing abortions." PP: "How about no." Ivanka waves a $5 bill: "How about now?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
What happens to the children when the teachers go on strike? Besides all the partying, video game playing, and illicit sex? Not much. Author apparently has forgotten what kids are like
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Iowa farmers learn leopards come disguised as Chinese ethanol tariffs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro, who apparently majored in economics at Trump University, says Trump's trade war is "good for the market"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As a parting shot to the enemies around him, both foreign and domestic, H.R. McMaster has some choice words
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Apparently harassing the Parkland high school students can be your own personal erotica site
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
"How was baseball practice, dear?" "Power pole came down and hit the car and the wires were live and I was trapped and they couldn't get me out and the police called the fire department and they called the power company and they shut the power off"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Fox News host Shepard Smith fact checks Trump's comments on Amazon: "None of what he's saying is true"
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Monthly membership to Ancestry.com: $19.99. First class postage for sending in your DNA sample: $2.66. Discovering your biological father is your parents' fertility doctor: Priceless
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
The National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism may have gone on a bender with the alcohol industry, can't remember where it parked its car
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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Student bites head off chicken, apparently unaware that "farm-to-table" actually has a few more steps in there
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Now that the First Lady Melania's parents got their brand new green cards, the Trump administration starts to work on legislation aimed at closing immigration "loopholes". Tax loopholes still ok though
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Not News: Edwin Encarnacion hits a home run. Fark: Edwin Encarnacion hits an inside-the-park home run, courtesy of Justin Upton forgetting it's the ump's call whether a ball is foul or not
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Latvia: "Students must speak Latvian, not Russian." Russia: "Russian minorities detected, prepare for Liberation"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Noted philanthropist and legendary uniter of people Ted Nugent says Parkland shooting survivor David Hogg is "consumed with hate"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Abandoned amusement park pictures, because why not
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Apparently Rob Gronkowski is hurt far worse than anyone realizes and his production will see a MASSIVE fall off next year if he plays. Or Translated into Patriot-speak: The Patriots are entertaining multiple trade offers for Gronkowski
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Sparky the bison, who survived a lightning strike in 2013, has died
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There is no way this is not a parody account
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple, whose maid's body was found in a freezer after they moved out of their apartment, has been sentenced to death in absentia by a Kuwaiti court for murder and wanton abuse of a comic-book trope
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dog yoga is apparently a thing now
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Iraq combat veteran invents all-terrain "tank chair" for his paralyzed wife
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The morally righteous, uber right-wing head of Sinclair Broadcasting used to be a partner in a bootleg porn manufacturing company? Yeah, that's a job for Obvious tag
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Stella Artois beer recalled for possibly containing glass particles, Stella Artois beer
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this disdainful plum-headed parakeet
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(Salon)
 
 
 
SCOTUS: 'which part of 'no' was unclear?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cincinnati Reds fan in nearly empty ball park taunts Nats slugger Bryce Harper, with predictable results
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For no particular reason, here's great early Elton John
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Heard about that galaxy with no dark matter that 'defied theory'? Well, not so much on that last part. Here are 5 ways to make it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jared Leto preparing for for what can only be a "Duck Dynasty" bio-pic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Although advertisers have been abandoning her in droves after her Twitter attack on parkland survivor David Hogg, Laura Ingraham has seen a massive flood of supportive messages on Twitter...most of them from Russian bot accounts, true, but still
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
I still don't know what a Bieber is, but apparently it was born again over the weekend
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Here's the story of how the NRA sold America out for a few femme fatales, lavish Moscow parties and access to unlimited cash
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will both main eventers show up for more than 5 minutes? Will Undertaker show up at all? Will Braun's partner show up? Will a coherent Nia-Alexa-Mickie story show up? Does Raw even care about promoting Wrestlemania? WWE Raw 8pm EDT USA
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A Republican Alabama state lawmaker, a former chairman of the Alabama Republican Party, and a health care executive walk into a bar. Oh, did I say bar? I mean to say that were all arrested on federal bribery charges on Monday
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(Bustle)
 
 
 
"6 paranormal things dogs can sense that most humans can't," such as diseases in humans, ghosts, and exactly when to flip the steak
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently from Dr. Dailyfail if you drink hot chocolate you will basically live almost forever. So those death by chocolate folks are all wrong
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
MMA world was thrown into chaos when news broke that Tony Ferguson apparently suffered a knee injury after tripping while attempting to say hi to an acquaintance
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After Bill O'Reilly tries to snark on John Legend's portrayal of Jesus, tweeting "Who knew Jesus of Nazareth ran a tattoo parlor?" Legend's fiance Chrissy Teigen goes for the throat: "Yes, The shop specializes in coverups that aren't $32 million"'
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
How powerful are high school students becoming? One just organized the first-ever gay parade in Mike Pence's hometown
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(RedState)
 
 
 
Bully gets a bloody nose and begs his victims' parents to please make the pain stop
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alan Pardew now free to manage Arsenal
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Just in case anyone needs a good curry recipe this year. You know, for no reason in particular, just seemed like the right day to offer this up
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(WISTV)
 
 
 
Just remember, Disney is the happiest place on earth. Unless you're 24 weeks pregnant and get thrown off their cruise ship, and raise your voice. Then, you meet Disney security, who apparently are armed with M4's for some reason
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Costco infuriates customers by constantly moving things around the store. Apparently, this passes for "news" these days
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
The latest B-list celebrity drawing criticism for attacking Parkland terror attack survivors? If you guessed Frank Stallone, you spend WAY too much time on Twitter
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ric Romero has apparently come out of retirement and started working for the Associated Press
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The theater management would like to remind our guests that Passion of the Christ is not - I repeat, is NOT - an audience participation play"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
There's partying, and there's this guy
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(Time)
 
 
 
High capacity magazines like those used in terror attacks in Parkland, Vegas and Pulse given out for free at a "gun rights rally"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Noted pastor Ted Nugent says the evidence is "irrefutable" that the Parkland student activists "have no soul"
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(Some Florida Guy)
 
 
 
Sometimes, when you have had a long day, there's nothing better than having a few drinks before passing out in a supermarket with a partially eaten and unpaid for chicken breast on your chest
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
This free spirit dog has lived alone in a Los Angeles park for the past 13 years, doesn't want your steak or your help. Okay, maybe your steak
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why exactly is Best Korea rolling out the red carpet for decadent capitalist hussies in midriff-baring tops and sparkly miniskirts? Expert claims it's calculated propaganda to make it seem like normal country with huge missiles that impress women
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Gronkowski qualifies for Kentucky Derby. Sarah Jessica Parker heartbroken over missing the cut, seen muttering, "Curses, foaled again"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just hours after Pope Francis says hell doesn't exist, the Vatican literally begins falling apart. Mass confusion erupts
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You know what we really need? A department of PreCrime
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Some new parents decide to name their child after a place that's special to them. Others turn to Ikea for inspiration
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(Some Nerd Guy)
 
 
 
Today is TIANGONG-1's Reentry Eve's Eve. What are you doing to prepare?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pecker used a White House dinner hosted by his friend and business partner Donald Trump to court the Saudis for the cash he needed to buy Time Magazine
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(Some Elmer J. Fudd)
 
 
 
What part of the bunny do you eat first?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This is what life was like 100 years ago compared to now, with teenagers being nonexistent back then
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
You've got apples? Well let's compare them to theses oranges
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Teacher discovers Star Trek set replica. Owners let elementary students film The Adventures of the U.S.S. Parkview on it. Warp 10: William Shatner is impressed and tweets about it
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Uber Eats driver says he shot teen who tried to rob him in IHOP parking lot. Dude, Uber Eats will deliver IHOP? Sweet
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
I-65 pothole in Indianapolis flattens more than two dozen tires in one night, immediately qualifying it as an Indiana Department of Transportation Historical Site
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Savannah Guthrie apologizes after swearing on-air. Apparently she had a flashback of working with Matt Lauer
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If your allergies are getting worse, you can blame it in part on botanical sexism
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(Planet F1)
 
 
 
Old Jacques: Dollar Troll is a talentless loser. New Jacques: Kubica is using his Jedi powers to sabotage Dollar Troll and his partner. Next Jacques: Only I can save F1
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
State Department to U.S. visa applicants:"We won't let you into the country until you friend us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, and try at least three of our Instagram recipes"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The black hole information paradox, Stephen Hawking's greatest puzzle, is still unresolved
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ICE finally found an illegal they *won't* deport: a literal Nazi war criminal who participated in the slaughter of thousands
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Surely the Parkland massacre will convince people to be more welcoming to outsiders in hopes of . . . aww, lawd
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Inside the park home run on opening day by second baseman Dustin... I mean, Eduardo Nunez
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Mother catches daughter getting drunk and punishes her by getting her more drunk. Kentucky parenting at its finest
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr celebrates her series reboot in all the traditional ways: high-fiving, sipping a little champagne, bullying a Parkland shooting survivor by tweeting a Nazi salute at him... wait, what?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
I'M ERIC posts a Jeopardy clue on Twitter, winds up getting an education in mockery
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Aubrey Plaza is dating the Prime Minister of Canada
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Shulkin may be out at VA, but he ain't going quietly ""Privatization leading to the dismantling of the department's extensive health care system is a terrible idea. "
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The tragic story of America's only native parrot, now extinct for 100 years. It's one of the top candidates for "de-extinction"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker says Cynthia Nixon is just great and I can't wait to awkwardly sidestep endorsing her for Governor. UPDATE: SJP now fully endorses Cynthia Nixon
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently Trump is being told he doesn't need a communications director or chief of staff
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Parkland school shooter is receiving a ton of fan mail in prison. Some items he's gotten are cleavage pictures, love letters, and a picture of a man driving a 1992 Nissan convertible. That car picture will surely make him reflect on his choices
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox "News" host mocks Parkland survivor/activist David Hogg for being rejected by four colleges. Boss Hogg posts host's top 12 advertisers. Them Fox boys is gettin' themselves into a whole heap of trouble. Again. Still
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Norway is among the happiest countries in the world, and marriage there is quite different compared to the rest of the world
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
Apparently, a pregnancy can be confused with bad Chinese food
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
The best parties are the ones you organise yourself, even if it is your own wake
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Starbucks opens its first coffee shop in a U.S. national park. Company says it's part of their 4 F's philosophy of fresh air, flora, fauna, and Frappucino
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Wed March 28, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Emoluments lawsuit is moving forward, Dolt 45's lawyers may have offered pardons to Manafarked and Flynn, and sweet FSM it's only Wednesday. Wacky Wednesday MSNBC discussion thread, bar's open, festivities start at 8pm EDT
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
The Republican Party's organizing principle is that voters are utterly stupid. They're right, you know
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS' decision to hear a gerrymandering case about a MD district that was altered to benefit Dems, after hearing one about WI's map, which was altered to benefit the GOP, MAY be a hint they are about to abolish partisan Gerrymandering entirely
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
At what age should children stop bathing with their parents?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You get a Pardon, and You get a Pardon. Everyone gets a pardon
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For some reason, scientists aren't keen on one company's idea to create on-demand meteor showers. Pfft. What a bunch of party poopers
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
To prepare citizens for next tsunami, Akita City unveils 'game of life' that gamifies post-flood survival steps. "Our system will enable the users to control the video so that they can (virtually) experience fleeing from tsunami"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ecuador is apparently tired of Julian's shiat
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Now entering the weirdest ballpark food competition, the Texas Rangers. Included is a $10 corn dog interloped by a pickle
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Utah's new free-range parenting law is a start, but subby will only eat children that are grass-fed as well
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The new tax changes shouldn't have sparked selloff in master limited partnerships, but yet here we are
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Apparently unable to keep Trump in check with anything other than thumbscrews or an Iron Maiden, Trump's legal defense team elevates an outsider with a doctorate in medieval history
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood: We want your little princess to have sex and an abortion
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bizarre loophole that means anyone can legally park on your driveway
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Amazingly, this has nothing to do with Action Park
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Hue Jackson keeps comparing people to the Pied Piper, The Wolverine
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Tue March 27, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
All those who were able to see ads for apartment and housing rentals on Facebook, take a step forward, because we're sure you can. Not so fast, people with disabilities, people who speak English as a second language, and single moms with young kids
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'Deeply weird and enjoyable': Ursula K Le Guin's electronica album. No word if the lyrics are all about either her Dragonriders of Pern or her sparkly vampires
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently the polling firms are starting to get bored writing "historically low approval rating " this and "overwhelming democratic advantage in 2018" that: "Poll: Trump leads Stormy Daniels in 2020 match-up, but not if she uses her real name"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Vox: Roseanne's new show is like a new version of Archie Bunker. Everyone else: So, this is a parody show then? Got it
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