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Mon May 21, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Man, got super drunk last night...can't remember what happened. Better text my friend to see if he's ok: 'dont kno how i got home - hope i wasn't a super a--hole last nite' 'ya u were - u bit my ear off' 'oh f*ck me'
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My child likes to make himself vomit for fun. Is that weird? Is that wrong? Should I stop him?"
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article reminds us "wetting your hands is not washing your hands." Same goes for pants
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Zucchini Balls is the name of my Europe cover band
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"A good book is the precious lifeblood of a master spirit." --John Milton. Huh, I guess that explains why my last novel gave up the ghost half way through. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, inadvertent exorcism edition
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Remember Puerto Rico? Let's check in and see how they are doing 6 months later. Oh. Out of paper towels, I see
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