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Mon July 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Organization formed to shrink federal government until it was small enough to drown in a bathtub is drowning in federal PPP grants
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The world mourns the passing of Enico Morricone who wrote some of the most amazing scores in cinematic history. Here is a cover of the score he is best known for as done by The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant shut down because owner won't let employees wear face masks. Bonus: Owner blames shutdown on customers for being snitches
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes will be a Chief until 2031, and can now afford to buy his own chefs
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Almond-fed Hiroshima Crickets unveiled. Mind blown
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Redskins minority owners looking to sell. Damn, I know the name is bad, but they own minorities too?
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Town in Oregon replaces cops with civilians. What could possibly go wrong? Actually, nothing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deer to Colorado store owner: More chocolate chip cookies
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(Guardian)
 
Boobies
 
Thanks to coronavirus lockdowns, are we about to see the death of the bra?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I don't care what you're saying or doing, but put on your dancing shoes and get down to this disco classic featuring Glenn Danzig
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: YouTube takes down video for community guidelines violation. Fark: Chess video discussing nothing but chess. Host speculates it is about saying how to attack black which is kind of the point if you move first
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that opening all the pubs in Britain at six in the morning would cause such mayhem after the lockdown?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What will big cinema look like after the Covid-19 lockdown is relaxed? Besides being obviously more expensive
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Sat July 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Arizona Department of Health demands that 3 gyms comply with shutdown order and close within 26 minutes, or face legal action. Fark: "Liquor licenses at two gyms were suspended as a result of their continued operation over the last few days"
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(wut?)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Welsh town of "headline has a word that's too long; try adding some spaces". Drew's tech bots translated it for us
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"We ain't paying crap," declares local idiot of the fines incurred while operating dine-in restaurant during shutdown
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A frightened white man in a BMW who is so scared of a young black woman driving down his street he follows her for two blocks before confronting her, so now he is facing disorderly conduct charges. GOOD
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
This July 4th, Minnesota would like to remind you that it's illegal to buy, own, light, look at, or think about any fireworks more fun than a sparkler. Wisconsin would like you to remind you that the good stuff is just across the border
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oliver Queen rescues three people clinging to a downed tree in a river
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(Politico)
 
 
 
When the DOJ tried to crackdown on people price-gouging for PPE at the beginning of the Pandemic, the White House tried to block them from going after profiteers because "free market"
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
City official showers during a teleconference. Shower drowns out his phone. Because colleagues are trying to tell him the video's on, and everyone in the conference can see everything. So can journalists and civilians live-streaming the conference
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Proving you can't keep a giant turd down, Enron floats back up to haunt the courts
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Ex-San Franciscans realize they can keep their sweet Bay Area jobs while moving to towns where the streets -aren't- lined with needles, poop and neo-Maoist trust-fund dipshiats
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Here's who next on the takedown list now that Jeffrey Epstein's 'madam' is behind bars. Oh look, Britain's Prince Andrew is way up on this list
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
'Aren't you tired of COVID?' asked the pastor. Church of God congregations in Cleveland, TN shut down again by His Meek and Tiny Creation
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Town suffers from premature celebration
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News wonders when masks "got political," clearly hasn't been paying attention to own network
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight-year old girl strikes up friendship with deaf delivery driver during lockdown. Dustiness ensues
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this news. WeWork was a cult and a scam long before the IPO crashed and burned. Who could have guessed that?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
T-Mobile shuts down Sprint's 5G network, in an obvious attempt to break free from the Illuminati's insidious conspiracy to give the world Covid-19 through faster internet and telephone service
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pence's trip to Arizona had to be delayed a day because several of the Secret Service agents preparing for the trip came down with COVID. I guess that explains why he's been wearing a mask lately
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Thu July 02, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I dug for gems in the fertile ground... then felt the mountain as it rumbled down... and I felt trepidation in the steep Burmese hills... as the landslide brought me down
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Privately funded border wall, known as the "Lamborghini" of border walls, is in danger of falling into the Rio Grande if nothing is done
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Hugh's down. Long time 20/20 host Hugh Downs passes away at the age of 99
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Fans love musicians' personalities as much as their music, which helps explain Beliebers, the KISS Army, Insane Clown Posse, and the Sex Pistols
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(Out Magazine)
 
Weeners
 
Grindr's new owners are straight.... for now
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Crown finds its Princess Margaret for the last season
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
America needs to stop honoring slave traders and start honoring chefs who fed millions of soldiers during WW2. Tear down Columbus, raise up Chef Boyardee
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Hong Kong activists are now discussing a 'parliament-in-exile' type-thing after the Chinese crackdown. No word as yet on the hookers and blackjack
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Thanks to my great work we are only down 20M jobs since I started
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(Outside Online)
 
 
 
Hiking the Appalachian Trail is difficult: 2,200 miles, 16 Everests' worth of elevation gain, lots of injuries and loneliness. It's even tougher when you have to dodge the cops every step of the way while it's shut down due to coronavirus
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Land Rover: Let's stop making a real off-road vehicle. Billionaire: I'll build my own. Land Rover: *legal maneuvering*. Legal system: Eat a bag of dicks, Land Rover
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(KBJR6)
 
 
 
Authorities end search for naked clown in Duluth sewers after he apparently came out clean on the other side
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If there's one positive about being on lock down, it's the revival of the comfortable yet practical house dress
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own a giraffe you might soon have a chance as the Oakland Zoo may end up having a going out of business sale
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two found dead after swimming in Murderkill River. Maybe they should have gone swimming in the lesser known Lifesaver River
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks goes big, makes a splash, and casts away all the hooches saying "That thing you do; you're ladykillers; shame on you" He truly is in a league of his own
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 791: "Breakdown". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but a new study has shown people who have money are generally happier than people who don't have money. Follow up study will determine whether people who have sex are generally more pregnant than people who don't
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump disheartened to learn that just because he appointed them, he doesn't own them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
An inside look at how Ted Cruz got taken down by a filthy felt hand puppet and humiliated in a horrifically great public fashion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Lighthouse on lockdown? Can Marvel's Agents of SHIELD fight Chronicoms while maintaining social distance? Find out tonight at 10pm eastern on ABC
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Bankrupt former casino owner ragrets taking struggling slumlord's counsel : "No more of Jared's woke shiat"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That 75-year-old crisis actor who pretended to be knocked down by the Buffalo police and suffer a skull fracture as a result has just left the hospital, 1 month later. Man, that's a serious commitment to the role
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Let's talk about Sen. Kelly Loeffler and not talk about her stocks. Let's ask her if All Gun Owners Matter
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The real reason Kim Jong-un ordered the liaison office with South Korea to be blown up? He was furious after 'dirty photos' of his wife were shared on leaflets floating from the south (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
🎶 Gimme head with hair, slave labor hair. Shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen. Give me down to there hair, Uighur internment hair. Here baby, there mama, prison hair daddy daddy 🎶
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Those two loony gun-totin' St Louis lawyers, have hired an even BIGGER lunatic to represent them, a flamboyant St Louis attorney whose OWN WEBSITE BIO brags that a woman committed suicide after his brutal deposition of her
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Orlando Bloom may go down as the first 'modern movie star': worth his weight in gold as the character that made him famous but commercially worthless in almost anything else"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To flatten the curve, Americans sacrificed an incredible amount. Their leaders, however, squandered everything for money and let everyone down
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How will Arsenal find a way to lose to Norwich? Will Pulisic get a hat trick against West Ham? Will Newcastle have a new owner after 90 minutes in Bournemouth? Will anything of interest happen in Everton/Leicester? Footy starts @ 1:00 pm ET
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Chuck D gets political again, stating activism is a result of "being shown you have no power"
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
The latest edition of 'Take Down That Confederate Participation Trophy in the Middle of the Night' brought to you by the mayor of Conyers, Georgia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Danny Clark, AKA Jake from Evil Dead 2, is gunna find out just what in the hell is going on down in that fruit cellar for the last time at age 68
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vegas, the yoga stretching Pomeranian, puts the dog into downward-facing dog this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's app shiats harder than you after eating their food. But at least they got a ton of new app downloads and can sell your information without having to give away much in free food
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(Oklahoma State Election Board)
 
 
 
With 100% of precincts reporting, Oklahomans pass a constitutional amendment requiring the state expand Medicaid. Subby never dreamed this would be possible. This is good news for Obama, bad news for Trump. Scroll down to state question 802
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair
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(Road & Track)
 
 
 
Ford owners can now have 'Godzilla' under their hoods. No word on Toyota Gameras
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU Aviation Safety Agency suspends Pakistani International Airlines from operating in Europe for 6 months. Recommends teaching pilots to slow down and lower landing gear before landing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oklahoma mail boxes are getting an 8-page pamphlet from "Christian Citizens for Truth." It says lockdowns are communist and kill people, vaccines cause autism, hydroxychloroquine is a success, & John Birch Society is helpful. Full scans in thread
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
Los Angeles to SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. for the 4th of July weekend
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Didn't get a Trump Rushmore ticket? You can still head downtown to see Kellyanne, Half Scoop, a full gospel motorcycle stunt team, and the Pillow Guy
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Put the phone down, Donnie. War with China will not get you reelected
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden invites Fauci to extend his service when he beats Donnie on election day. Countdown to Donnie firing Fauci 10,9,8,7
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
☑ walk down a ramp. ☑ drink a glass of water. ☑ reads. Trump 2020
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gainesville college students who went out partying in bars claiming their college town "barely has any" COVID-19 cases...well you can figure out what happened next
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Wtf: Desantis has to veto bill allowing towns to ban sunscreen. Reality: Some sunscreens cause coral reef bleaching and they're only banning specific types
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have a 1-year-old daughter. Our parents all live in a state where gun ownership is common. I've talked to my parents about the shotgun they own; my father-in-law is a racist sexist ass who left a gun out. How can I scold him?"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's "white Power" tweet stayed up so long because, even though it set off a "five alarm fire" with senior White House aides, the President had gone golfing and "put his phone down" so they couldn't reach him to get him to agree to delete it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you are the person who stole an 800 lb. speed camera from downtown Toronto - awesome
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Wounded veteran Tammy Duckworth is out of f*cks to give, tears Trump up and down the back nine for golfing while Bountygate was erupting
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Man falls in 177 year old abyss under his house and down into a well, making 2020 when "The Ring" comes true
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Mon June 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter and Facebook still don't have a problem with egregious, demonstrable lies. Shut. It. Down
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Missouri lawyer couple who brandished an AR-15 and a handgun at protesters now say the protesters broke down their mansion gate and claim they were 'in fear of our lives' and were told they 'would be killed'
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
During in-church services, a Sugartown,Louisiana personally and publicly shamed those who did not attend, calling them out by name and said 'When we have a service, you better be here'. Or what, preacher man?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
BET: "RIP former Mayor Willie Brown." Former Mayor Willie Brown: "What now?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Republicans bemoan Minimum Wage Wally getting a living wage for the first time in his life while on unemployment. The Fed now owns Walmart's debt. Privatize the profits, and socialize the losses, eh 'Murica?
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Hoboken to get it's own navy submarine to take aim at NYC
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(Politico)
 
 
 
White House told Fauci to shut down bat virus study. Bat mobiles, bat copters prioritized
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Vice President Mayonnaise Von Milktoast declares during a Dallas speech that Confederate soldiers' statues being torn down is a disservice to 'Our nation's greatest heroes'
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1613, the Globe Theater, where most of Shakespeare's plays debuted, burned down, which is why bards no longer have access to fire spells
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Tea shop owner apologizes after banning customers from wearing masks, an act the repercussions of which will last an oolong time
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany's version of the Dallas Cowboys is not impressed with their billionaire owner and are looking to fire him
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Country musician Chase Rice ignored COVID-19 lockdown and performed a concert at a packed venue in Tennessee, in case you're wondering where the next outbreak in the South will come from
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(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
So, let me get this straight. You tried to intimidate Jeff Bezos with a guillotine. The man who posted his own nude pics to defeat a blackmailer? The richest man man in the world? A man who went from selling books to selling everything? Good luck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Delaney, the Kansas City Chiefs running back who died saving three children from drowning in 1983, gets honored with a statue in Chennault Park, LA
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sister Birdy offers the Dodson family the full support of her church as Perry breaks down an alibi and winds up on Della Street's bad side as the murder investigation heats up. Are Holcomb and Ennis as dirty as they seem? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Facemasks or tacos isn't a rhetorical choice, explains re-quarantining restaurant owner
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cyclospora is nature's way of saying it's your own fault for being too damn lazy to make your own salad
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
College towns are being destroyed by Coronavirus and it could take a decade to recover
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure global coronavirus cases have topped 10 million, but this will be a minor number as most of the hardest-hit nations are easing lockdowns too soon
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In the wake of the George Floyd protests 272 NYPD officers have filed for retirement, a 49% spike over this same time last year. How the remaining 38,149 officers will ever be able to keep the city safe is unknown
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
A judge after throwing out a lawsuit filed by Stan Lee's daughter: "Stan Lee, a superhero in his own right, served to inspire the everyday hero. The Court urges parties to treat his legacy with respect and cease engaging in meritless litigation"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The 2021 Ford F-150 features a center console that folds up into a desk, with an electric fold-down shift lever. Fark: that also blocks the cupholders
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It's crazy to think how close she was to being put down, and now she's the love of my grandparents' - and our entire family's - life. It's so worth it giving a special-needs cat a chance." Welcome to Caturday
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Frugal Indian cooks rediscover vegetable peel and fruit rinds during lockdown, ingredients they had ignored when mom and grandma cooked. "A lot of us took abundance and availability of fresh produce, packaged food and exotic ingredients for granted"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Louisiana's front-line workers may soon see $250 'hazard pay,' perhaps a crust or two of brown bread strewn from on high
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Known bastion of liberalism The Wall Street Journal hits Donnie with both barrels: "President Trump may soon need a new nickname for 'Sleepy Joe' Biden. How does President-elect sound?"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: a tribute to future HOF member, The Undertaker, including airing of his Wrestlemania "boneyard" match vs A.J. Styles. Also, will we see Jeff Hardy respond to Sheamus? It's all up in the air, Bro It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If there's any justice in the world, yes. With the way 2020 has been going, his political career will probably end after he's caught blowing Bubbles the clown
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Do you even lift lockdown, bro? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Game recognizes game: Man City plan to give Premier League champs Liverpool FC a guard of honor when they visit next week. "Managers not only feel it is the sporting thing to do, but they also use it as motivation to their own players"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Unknown currents in Southern Ocean have been observed with help of seals. Rangers, SAS, Spetsnaz, and KSK last not seen
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Britons go on barcrawl so epic Singapore bans them from working in the country ever again. Oh, wait, they broke lockdown to do it? *Subby changes from Cool tag to Dumbass tag*
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
If you bought a Model S between 2012 and 2013, there is a good chance you bought a car with known (potentially flammable) defects, but Elon REALLY needed those sales so your safety and well being don't matter as much
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who owns The Federalist's Parlor handle? This guy
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk hints at Tesla Cybertruck being amphibious". Right, and when the car doesn't take a swim it will walk your dog, lay perfect breakfast eggs, and pay down your mortgage
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(Financial Post)
 
 
 
An entire Old West town's for sale. But it's in New Zealand, so it's really a win-win
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paris restaurant uses A: World class chefs? B: Owner's grandma? or C: The Moon? to determine what food to serve
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(Vice)
 
 
 
U.S. military has to come to grips with its boogaloo problem before recruits start showing up for boot camp wearing Hawaiian shirts and clown shoes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Australia and New Zealand will host the 2023 Women's World Cup. Judges say they were hands-down the best choice
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Fed to banks: look farkos, we're about to be in for a VERY bumpy ride, so you all are going to hang on to your cash and not deplete it by buying back your own stock or handing out dividends to investors until at least September, capice?
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man sets his own home on fire to protest a hog confinement project and then poses like an over fried piece of bacon for his mugshot. That will teach them
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Finally one of the world's elusive poo joggers has been caught with his pants down and cornered
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Customer to restaurant owner: why are the staff not wearing masks? Restaurant owner to customer: don't come back. Health Department to restaurant owner: here are 11 violations we found
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Death rumors are not over for North Korean tyrant Kim Jong-un, Japan now says the coronavirus may have taken him down
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Goldman Sachs releases its own font Goldman Sans, forbids criticism of Goldman Sachs with it. LGT criticism of Goldman Sachs using Goldman Sans
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus blamed for Pakistan airliner crash. That and forgetting to put the wheels down before landing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who runs Barter Town? He runs Barter Town, sort of
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Discord just shut down the biggest 'Boogaloo' server for inciting violence
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Put down your bootleg Bolton and buy my new book: "Trump and the American Future: Solving the Great Problems of Our Time." Why are you all laughing? - Newt
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Can't have a Trump 4th of July fireworks forest fire if you burn down the forest in advance
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The US' 2.5 million confirmed Covid-19 cases represent 25% of the world's known 10 million cases. However CDC officials believe the actual number of Americans infected with the virus may be SLIGHTLY higher...like, say, 10x higher
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Walmart offers underwear with Thin Blue Line flag. That's so wrong. The Nazi-brown stripe is supposed to hide UNDER the flag, not on it
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Peugeot's CEO is confident its merger with Fiat Chrysler merger is still on track and soon they will begin manufacturing vehicles with hitherto unconceived levels of crappiness and downtime
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brit men fail again: thanks to excessive alcohol consumption during COVID-19 lockdown, they are suffering record levels of ED and can't rise to the occasion at a time when it should be as simple as throwing a football through a tire
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(MacRumors)
 
 
 
Apple set off on a lifeboat from the HMS Intel when it saw that the ship was going down
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The UK has decided if you want to visit the pub for a pint once things reopen and infection fate is tempted, you must follow Town From Footloose Rules: No touching; no large groups; no shouting; and of course, no loud music
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
And don't forget eating fancy mustard like he owned the place
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Neopalpa donaldtrumpi is a moth species occurring in Southern California and Northern Mexico known for its yellowish-white head scales
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Astros owner wants fans in the stands so he can sell overpriced watered down cold beer
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tiger King gets its own comic book
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Utah wants you to take down 'enormous, invasive, delicious' bullfrogs
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(Marijuana Business Daily)
 
 
 
Yet another Canadian marijuana producer announces shutdowns and layoffs that are in no way related to the fact that its merchandise is losing out in the marketplace to the unregulated and untaxed weed that is put out by black marketers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump called the Secretary of the Interior and pleaded with him to reinstall a Confederate statue in DC that was torn down and lit on fire on Juneteenth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Polish President Duda dropped in at the White House yesterday. Not known if he went on to visit the Camptown Racetrack
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(Politico)
 
 
 
How far will the Senate GOP go to please Trump? This Senator blocked his own bill on the floor of the Senate because Trump asked him to
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
At an anti-mask party in Scottsdale Arizona, city council member cries out that he can't breathe as he suffocates on his own ignorance
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google: Sure, you already own your own music and you bought a set of wireless home speakers from us, but you aren't allowed to play your music on your speakers unless you pay us a monthly fee
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Only 50% of Wisconsinites approve of Trumps handling of the economy, down 5% from last month and that's the BEST news for Trump in a poll that has Biden leading in the state by 8% thanks to 15-point swing by independents and a 10% drop in GOP support
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Looks like the coronavirus prefers meatpacking plants as an outbreak in Germany forces part of the country to go back into lockdown
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What's the world coming to when you can't lower a bunch of six-month-old babies 20ft down a well for some crazy religious ritual? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve: "We can supply the economy with $2.3 trillion to help during the pandemic lockdown". Let's see how they're doing so far...oops
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let's all break out our tiny, tiny violins for Wall Street, who spent millions to take down AOC in her primary and failed utterly. No, no, those violins are still too big. Tinier
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Here's a crank on Facebook breaking down the George Floyd "psyop" and by crank I mean GOP endorsed candidate in California's 30th District
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Small businesses are facing a cash crunch post-lockdown
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
3pm Eastern it's the Fark Livestream News Summary - Van Down By The River edition. There's a super interesting meta in the news cycle today - plus Dallan and Drew need input on what game they should play that would be fun watch them suck at
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Much like a doctor at a free clinic down the street, BoJo warns us that the ball is a natural vector of disease
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
IMF downgrades outlook for global economy, claiming a quick recovery would be unbelievable. WOAH
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Smashing another record in Florida. New York hit this level at the end of March after being shut down for a week, can't wait to see how this turns out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NHTSA wants to know why Tesla owners are losing touch with their screens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
With all the protests and unrest going on, it's only a matter of time before thousands of BLM protesters comedown with coronavirus, right? RIGHT?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ken Burns says confederate participation trophies are an "attempt to rewrite history by white supremacists," vows to make a 14-part documentary proving they need to be torn down
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump continues to slide down ramp in slippery new poll. Seems he's bad at handling this pandemic and racial strife. The guy who can't keep a casino afloat is bad at his job? The guy elected by America's racists is bad at his job?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Injecting some youth and hipness into the ownership, 69-year-old Yale graduate Sheila Ford Hamp takes control of the Detroit Lions from her 94-year-old mother
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Andrew Yang wants you to be able to sell your own data. Hear that, Google? $25 and a case of Guinness, we'll call it even
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger would like everyone to just forget that he was a drunk and a rapist because he's down with Jesus now
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"America's frownders with cheese"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obvious Tag lights itself on fire, Parades down Main Street with a 76-piece marching band and then explodes in a glorious display of pyrotechnics that can been seen from space
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Tuesday. Taco Night in America. Dig in and then sit down for the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 8 PM
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Jerk Shack owner seeks to expand to better serve Black communities, possibly stop running out of you
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Wynn Las Vegas reimagines the AYCE buffet, points out all the benefits you get for your $65, including ordering at your seat, physical distancing, touchless technologies, disposable and downloadable menus, and optional $30 pour package
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Unknown author tells Tucker Carlson that a vote against Trump is a vote against "civilization". And by "civilization", he means "the land of cotton". Look away
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
WebDev: How should we validate input for street name? Customer: Make it a drop down. WebDev: You want a dropdown of every street name in the state? Customer: MAKE IT A DROP DOWN
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee on tearing down Confederate statues: "This is a violation of everything civil about us and it's also people deciding that they are their own government." You know who ELSE decided that they are their own government?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So put up five more. Man, subby really needs his own advice column
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
For your next beach day, down a bottle of red wine the night before. Your skin will thank you
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah state epidemiologist warns state may have to shut down in order to contain a surge in COVID-19. Residents not expected to notice a difference
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas governor now between a rock and a hard place, threatens his fellow stupid Texans: Don't make me shut down this state again because of the coronavirus
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Like the iced tea, Arizona ethic are apparently a weak and watered-down imitation of the real thing: Scottsdale AZ city council votes AGAINST banning council members from accepting cash donations from anonymous benefactors
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Poverty went down from April to May because the CARES Act is actually the best American policy in 50 years
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
WWE's very own stalker arrested once more for trespassing. When this guy comes back and shoots the place up no one is gonna be surprised
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I get my 6 year-old his own phone? Y'know, for games and safety?"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lockdown is causing people to question where their mental illness ends and personality begins
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
While everybody else has been looking everywhere else, China just launched the final satellite in her own GPS system
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarizona where the plague comes scything down the aged
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz has been having a one-sided conversation with an unknown accuser all day on Twitter
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Hahahaha. Guess who's stepping down from their Trump campaign job
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia, proving that it prefers to cut the population down to size on an artisanal rather than industrial scale, cancels the Hajj pilgrimage
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump campaign: what do fire marshals know anyway? Attendance was DOUBLE what your own lying eyes told you
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sales of previously owned US homes fall to their lowest in a decade as no one could get out to buy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump at rally: So I told my people to slow down Covid testing because all these new cases were making me Look bad. White House spokesman: OF COURSE Trump was joking JEEZ. Reporter to Trump today: But, did you, tho? Trump: "weellllllll.., see"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You're probably going to need to sit down before reading this, but apparently Fibber McBarr's new cover story for the Berman firing is a pile of donkey doo
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Protesters say the Robert Moses statue on Long Island needs to be torn down for his inhumanity to the architecture of New York, because the'master builders' plans were based on racism
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Small and medium businesses are feeling the brunt of lockdown pain, but then again, they're not getting multi-$billion bailouts for their stonk prices and execs either
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this black and brown butterfly
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(Axios)
 
 
 
So FTA it's pretty clear: Donald had a meeting with Mary Trump's brother, and had screwed-over his own father after he'd been diagnosed with Alzheimer's
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Video of a NC teacher known for her research work on right-wing extremist groups being assaulted by a right wing extremist. Tag is for him and the other right winger that was arrested a minute later
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Bowling Green Daily News)
 
 
 
Mayor takes down all flags to prevent their being destroyed by 'outside groups' in Bowling Green Flag Massacre. Angry patriot puts up personal flags. The Aristocrats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Petition to rename Columbus, OH to Flavortown is capital T Tasty
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Black Lives Matter sign in Thousand Oaks vandalized multiple times. Owner installs camera, and discovers one man works for the Ventura County Sheriff's Office, another for the D.A.'s office
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"When Greg Glassman resigned as CEO CrossFit, people who have worked there were surprised that his downfall was tied to accusations of racism. They had assumed that the reason would be routine and rampant sexual harassment"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Live from the Andromedome, sponsored by Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, it's the Opening Ceremony and Round 1 of the 2020 Marble League. Will Raspberry Racers defend their title, or can Savage Speeders or O'Rangers take the crown? 4:30ET/1:30 PT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch the adventure of Princess Cloudberry, an orphaned ringed seal found in Ireland, whose release back to the wild happened just as the pandemic shut down international travel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tom Petty's estate had a few words to say about the unauthorized use of his song "I Won't Back Down" at the Tulsa Rally debacle: don't do me like that and don't come around here no more
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(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Looks like they are going to fevertown
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Star Spangled Banner was written by a slave owner. Do you think there will be a push to replace the national anthem because of that? If so, what are your thoughts on that? If you think it should be replaced, what song would you suggest?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
POTUS, to thousands of people: "So I said to my people, 'Slow down the testing'"
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"If the owner of a missing chunk of shoreline would like to reclaim it, it's presently moving about Muskegon Lake as a floating island. "
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(The Red and Black)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to keep the numbers down
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(Some Horse)
 
 
 
For the first time ever the Belmont Stakes is the first leg of the Triple Crown. Will it be Tiz the Law or some other horse in the field? The 152nd Belmont Stakes' post time is at 5:42 PM ET and be televised on NBC
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-Review)
 
 
 
Duo who stole over $8 million in rare books and artifacts from the Carnegie Library get the book thrown...wait, their sentences are what?
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(American Military News)
 
 
 
Black gun owners plan pro-Second Amendment walk in Oklahoma and what could possibly go wrong?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MLB's biggest problem is A) The ongoing player/owner salary dispute, B) The DH rule being moved into the National League, C) Pete Alonso saying naughty words
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So, just how bad of a candidate do you have to be if your own campaign manager doesn't even vote for you? Let's ask Donald Trump
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
State court grants James Brown's dying wish, will finally be getting up off of that thing
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Focus on substance rather than symbols," says the British clown with the shock wig
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Five ways to support black-owned businesses: 'It's not rocket science'
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Monument to actual racist defaced with a spray-painted demand to change the racist name of the thing he used to own
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Miz TV welcomes Mandy to talk about her & Sonya's feud. A.J. hosts an "Intercontinental Championship Title" celebration but who will ruin it? Bray returns to take us back to the Firefly Fun House. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Royalty have been getting it on with their own kin for longer than we ever suspected
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
All this back and forth between MLB owners and the players' union might end up being moot
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kid Rock's "Big Honky Tonk Steakhouse" in Nashville, TN has its beer permit yanked for Covid-related health code violations. In other news, simply being a restaurant owned by Kid Rock somehow isn't its own health code violation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tampa Bay Lightning players and staff shut down camp after positive COVID test. Add that to the Phillies, the UT Longhorns and others... there is no way we are going to see sports this year
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
This is what it looks like when a wildfire in Arizona sweeps across a mountaintop and nearly burns down a fire station
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hold on to your touques, but Canadian retail was down a record 26.4% in April
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Japan finally opens its baseball season - "I know the support I felt and a bunch of other players have felt from the fans and staff has been unbelievable." Meanwhile in the US owners and players are too pig-headed to play ball
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dogs get down and dirty. With before and after photo goodness
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse brings back a rather concise message regarding your 'southern heritage pride'
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
Canadian man tows a hot tub on a homemade wooden cart with a Porsche, No word if he apologized for owning a Porsche
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
JetBlue to add 30 routes so people can visit their family and loved ones after all the coronavirus lockdowns
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than trying to remember if you already own a game it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Pathway free at Epic. Eye of the Beholder Trilogy free at GOG. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Gaming story you're genuinely proud of?
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(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Resistance leaders: Burn that rebel flag, Postpone Gatherings and Be Safe. Who are these Empathetic Citizens? Those nice boys from down the street, The Insane Clown Posse
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Labour was defeated by its own toxic culture
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Virginia, looking jealously at Kentucky, gets its own geriatric turtle
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's new album is a must-own for anyone with working ears
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
While the players aren't blameless, the biggest amount of fault for the MLB mess lies with the owners, who have decided to not wait until next year's labor negotiations to start a blood feud with the union
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Thu June 18, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"And I told him, I'd never seen cocaine that brown before"
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Trump ranting about the Second Amendment got Subby wondering what gun would Trump own? This is Subby's guess, with pearl handle of course. Also remember what George Patton said about pearl handles
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The town where everybody goes ATM. No, seriously
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Here comes the second wave. Beijing shutting down and even the CCP Secretary admits "This has truly rung an alarm bell for us"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Headline: Why does coronavirus make people lose their sense of smell? Article: "The cause of coronavirus-related anosmia (loss of smell) is still unknown"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sophia The Robot offers her pandemic solutions to Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Eradicating virus known as "human" not among her suggestions.........yet
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(Ugly Duckling)
 
 
 
Caption this down duck
 
(Block Club Chicago)
 
 
 
"I'm not racist. My husband is Black." "Eyewitnesses at the incident have identified the woman in the video as Julie Fernstrom, who owns Brimfield with her husband, Jeff, who is not Black"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dude who claims he's had sex with 'plenty' of chicks all through lockdown is definitely not exaggerating. Oh no (possible nsfw content on page)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Councillor repeatedly says N-word, and tells how his family used to own a cat named N-word, in order to highlight how things have changed. Only he didn't say "N-word", he said the N-word. De re / de dicto
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Scott Baio-Kristy Swanson movie shut down over COVID-19 and child safety violations. Or because they're straight-to-Redbox level actors and being persecuted for being conservative. One or the other
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Coco is Pixar's best movie. Hands down
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's BoJo versus Keir Starmer in a Tory/Labour showdown over the Coronavirus, Brexit, and economy in the House of Commons today. How will the weak-willed Boris fare? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rick Romero Institute for Contact Tracing discovers that homeowners don't answer phone call from numbers they don't recognize
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Please remember to wash your lint collector. Or don't, because it's like a rain forest down there
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Portland demonstrators pull down Thomas Jefferson statue on high school grounds. Even Founding Fathers aren't catching a pass these days
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sir, (tears streaming down a chiseled, muscular chin) about those tickets...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tell us about take out fried chicken joints in your town. Lemme start
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Quaker Oats, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Pepsi Corporation, has decided that now would probably be a good time to retire plantation mammy Aunt Jemima
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A second round of lockdowns may not be as effective
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
Sturgis polled the locals and found the majority did not want a bunch of out-of-towners arriving on motorcycles to spread the COVID. Sturgis City Council: the rally is on
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump to follow up his strongly worded letter to Bolton with a strongly worded letter to his own niece
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Man living above apartment with "Trump 2020" flag in its window puts "Venmo me money and I'll tapdance at midnight" sign in his own window--and has raised more than $10,000 so far, all of which goes to the ACLU
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
♫ ♪ The church in California won't make 'em wait... Two hundred Catholic schools won't start late... Guess getting corona will come down to faith... So send in your daughters and sons... You know that only the good die young... ♪ ♫
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Tue June 16, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is it Hooty or Hootie or Charlie that gets a new owner, shy girl Beth Chapel, who teams up with Rick who basically uses fast-acting one-hour-lasting 'roids to join up with Wildcat and DC's Stargirl tonight at 8 EDT on The CW?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner finds out the hard way that selling T-shirts with "Drunk Wives Matter" is not a good idea
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
At least one small town Tennessee mayor gets it
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Michael Strahan was afraid someone would stomp him out if he spoke out on his own show
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's a rundown of every state and U.S. territory's COVID-19 response, asking the same question for each one: "Have they farked up so far?" Bonus: "Florida's literally the poster child of how to fark up this pandemic"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The economy is still tanking, people are still out of work, and restaurants are shutting down again due to coronavirus spikes. So what sound words of wisdom does Jim Cramer have for you struggling to get through this?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mike & Jay from Redlettermedia finally escape being quarantined at Mr Plinkett's house and sit down for a retrospective look at the original Willy Wonka, discussing how the Tim Burton remake is a steaming turd and how Grandpa was actually the bad guy
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Continuing 30-year tradition, Chicago Bulls ownership and execs have reputation within NBA coaching fraternity of being shiatty towards their head coaches -- Christmas Eve firings, twistings in the wind, thinking Tim "Pink" Floyd was competent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The steroid dexamethasone WILL JUMP IN THAT VIRUS' BACK POCKET AND DELIVER A RELENTLESS BEATDOWN LIKE THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN - OOH YEAH. It also may reduce deaths in patients with severe cases
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(AP News)
 
 
 
U-Chicago tracking survey says just 14% of Americans say they are "very happy" right now, down from 31% last year, and that number has NEVER been lower than 29% since they started conducting this survey...almost 50 years ago
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
With dining rooms reopening, McD's sales are down 5.1% YOY. Given the McHell that was April, that's pretty good McNews
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Downside to living in the CHAZ utopia: *Nineteen* 911 calls get zero response after burglary, arson suspect held
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says he's trying to get Trump to back down on his hostility towards kneeling athletes and he's confident "He'll get there eventually"; probably right after Trump's much-anticipated "Pivot to the Center" in the last month of his presidency
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'm making more friends in lockdown than I ever did before." Does the same hold true for anyone else?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Some of those small business PPP loans went to members of Congress, and it's unknown how they spent the money
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Zealand makes it eight virus-free days before going back down under
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
For bearded gents who wish to spend their day basking in the scent of flowers instead of their own flatulence
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
The head of a right wing group that poured millions into pushing Neil Gorsuch into ascending to the Supreme Court melts down after learning he's not a bigoted asshole
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Carney-barker-in-chief dodecuples down on hydroxychloroquine even after FDA revokes its approval for COVID. "Dodecuples" might not be a real word, but that's what we've come to in the era of the Infomercial President
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Unless your man has a very SPECIFIC job, if he starts shaving his pubes because he's finally going back to work after the shutdown... He may be cheating
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dedicated boozers emerge from lock down to pack re-opened beer hall at 6 am
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Cartoonists Bill Watterson and Berkeley Breathed had a "friendly feud" that got downright dirty. NSFW
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Old Shanty Cafe building destroyed in fire. Owners of the Snack Shed and the Lean-To Tearoom appraising situation
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Ibuprofen's inventor tested the drug on his own hangover, does not have the last name "Curtis"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CDC releases new detailed demographics of Covid-19. Some highlights: 14% of known cases needed hospitalization and 5% died. Infection rates were about the same for men and women but men were more likely to be hospitalized
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
NFL face masks on sale for fans of all 32 teams. Browns fans not expected to buy face masks, as they already have paper bags to cover their faces
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Need to show how violent black Americans are and how cracking down on policing black Americans leads to more violence? Sinclair Media is there to meet that need. Offer void if truth is necessary
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
News: Statues of reprehensible douchenozzles being removed. Fark: NYT poll about it. Sports: 80 percent say take the Paterno one down
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Fark's very own Phil Plait tells you to relax, that the Mayans didn't say you were going to die this weekend either. Which, of course, is exactly what people in on the cover-up have been told to say
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Justices who enable Trump's lawlessness melt down over their colleagues "[u]surping the constitutional authority of the other branches"
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(The National Memo)
 
 
 
What happens when a BLM march is held in one of the last "sundown towns" in southern Illinois known for racism? We find out that a lot of young people are tired of this shiat. Hundreds of them
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
It may be worth $17,500 now, but it was worthless to its previous owner
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Creator of petition to replace Confederate statues with Britney Spears tributes explains "she means more to us than most of the historic figures we learned about in history class". That and Britney never started a war because she wanted to own slaves
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally. As we've all known, The Beatles were really into slavery. Can't Buy Me Love, indeed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Masked Germans touch down in Mallorca for tourism pilot." This sounds so much more exciting than it really is
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Down the stretch they come. Will Dreamers get deported? Will the CFPB get axed? And what about Trump's taxes? SCOTUS releases opinions at 10 a.m. EDT Monday and Thursday this week
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
John Bolton's new book is not only damaging to Trump, but also to Bolton's own credibility, making him unworthy to support a mustache, let alone get another job in politics
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Batting away the viral slowdown, the sleepy US mattress industry springs back to awakening demand
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Sun June 14, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Mere days after the Blood Rainbow foretold their doom; tornadoes, golf balls sized hail and flooding ravage a Western Canadian town causing massive property damage (w/ video)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rural Missouri town latest to try autonomous zone after the police chief went full redneck on Facebook
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(Eater)
 
 
 
'Mighty Fine Burgers' appears to be owned by 'mighty fine people'
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Sat June 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For once, the Cleveland Browns will take the lead in the NFL
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this brown branch
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So what liberal-loving socialistic-leaning American city wants to establish their own autonomous zone next? Why that would be Nashville. The one in deep-red Tennessee. (pops some popcorn) This should be good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A sealed letter might show that the Yankees were doing their own illegal sign-stealing during the 2017 season. However the Yankees are arguing the letter "would cause 'significant reputational injury' " to the team if unsealed
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Move along, folks, nothing to see here - just China totally locking down parts of Beijing due to coronavirus outbreak at wholesale meat market
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Karen levels up to Maleficent, harasses a home owner for stenciling Black Lives Matter on his own property wall. (with video of Maleficent actually speaking)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Well, with all these other bullsh*t Confederate monuments coming down, what ideas do you have to get rid of Stone Mountain?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"[He was] completely naked, other than running shoes, I will admit, I was looking him up and down, like sort of confirming... are you really naked? Not because I really wanted to see, but just because I was trying to assess the situation"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Jeff Hardy & Sheamus sign their contract for Backlash, Daniel Bryan & A.J face off in a clash of styles in the I.C. title finals and Heavy Machinery & Braun face off vs Miz, Morrison & Dolph. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Good news everyone, scientists predicted 2020 will be the year of peak social unrest. It's all downhill from here
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We're headed towards another shutdown. Difficulty: not COVID
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
The party's over in Kentucky as the first indictments are handed down enforcing their new bestiality law. And because it's Kentucky it should be clarified, that law is ANTI-bestiality
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Fear not, for Tennessee is fighting back against the scourge of its own employees and all that fancy "book-learnin" and "higher edjumacation"
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Knoxville, TN shuts down large portions of its computer network, and not Voluntarily
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As many as 4000 new homes could replace the UK's famous Coleman's Mustard facility as the owners try to ketchup to the housing market
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today is "Loving Day." On this day in 1967, the Supreme Court struck down state bans on inter-racial marriage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easier than convincing your SO to go raiding on your anniversary it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Ark and Samurai Shodown: NG Collection free at Epic. Speaking of anniversaries June 12th is the 5th anniversary of TFFGT. What have you been playing?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Instead of trying to build a reliable electrical system, Australia hopes that they can pay companies to shut down to use less electricity
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Statues of the worst person you've never heard of are coming down all over Belgium, and it's about farking time
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We've seen crappy statues coming down all week. Here's pics of a bunch of awesome statues that deserve to stay around forever
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During the lockdown, bored citizens have become obsessed with their leader's crazy hair. Difficulty: not Trump
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(Dezeen)
 
 
 
Banksy suggests an appropriate replacement for one of the pro-slaver statues that was taken down by protesters
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