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Sat August 01, 2020
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Malory Archer is going to be so pissed
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Wed July 29, 2020
(WHIO Dayton)
 
 
 
Ohio has evidently been taken over by reptilians and purveyors of demon semen
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Mon July 27, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Biz Markie hospitalized for complications with Type 2 diabetes. He truly needs a friend now
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump vows to kill children by pressuring governors to open schools
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
True to his principles, sane conservative icon George Will says he'll vote for sane Joe Biden in the 2020 election, not for the insane one
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
911 What is your emergency? Ice cream, ice cream everywhere
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Sun July 19, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
In Queensland, shark jumps you
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Not only does the headline question have the rare yes answer, it's also the longest self pwn in PolTab
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coronavirus brings American decline out in the open. Sorry, admins, there's no way to snark this
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Babby Batnana
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Wed June 24, 2020
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Pro tip: There are not many hiding places in a horse trailer
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Tue June 23, 2020
(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Cops install donated storm door for 98-year-old WWII vet after his previous door glass was shattered. Come for warmth of selfless deed; stay for vet's freaky girlfriend
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Mon June 22, 2020
(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
The only pollster who got 2016 kind of right calls Michigan a tie
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Like make license plates
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The patients turned completely red, washing their hands in methylated spirits, causing irritation of the skin, or drenching their homes so thoroughly in bleach that it has provoked asthma attacks"
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Thu June 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans decide that now is the time for them to remove Social Security's feeding tube, but someone else needs to replace the colostomy bag
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the King has been dethroned, Iowa democrats' next challenge will be to De-Feenstra-te the state as well
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Fri May 29, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Jeff Hardy takes on Daniel Bryan in one of the Intercontinental Championship semi-finals and Elias faces A.J. in the other. Also, where did all this smoke suddenly come from? "BRO" The wackiness starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Licensed doctor of tea and sweets reveals the best dunking biscuits in all of England. In an amateur's hands, the Ginger Nut has "a high risk of a cup sludge outcome"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Yes, observing the universe really does change the outcome. That's why I drive with my eyes closed
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(Get Surrey)
 
 
 
Instagram baker has tasty yet healthy chocolate brownie recipe with a special secret ingredient that makes it transcendent and amazing: tinned black beans. Oh wow
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Thu May 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
ProTip: you should choose materials for your arts & crafts projects that aren't wolves and bald eagles
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like standardized tests such as the SAT and ACT that massive companies have fooled us all into thinking have merit and meaning may be yet another casualty of the pandemic. *insert grumpycatgood.gif*
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Kayaker attempting to paddle entire length of Mississippi River doesn't quite reach Gulf of Mexico; didn't bring life jacket and gets as far as "still in northern Minnesota" before needing rescue
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Mon May 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
It was just horseplay. He was coming right at him. He was cleaning it and it accidentally went off. I'll wait until I hear the other side
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Wed April 29, 2020
(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Rhode Island finally discovers that when a hospital lists a patient as 'discharged' it can mean 'discharged' to the hospital morgue
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Sat April 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Brazilian scientists cut short chloroquine study due to "primary outcome of death." That's bad, right?
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last week: Why does India have so few Covid-19 infections? This week: Oh boy
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