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Thu January 21, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Much of America celebrated the inauguration of President Biden. Except at a gas station in Prescott, Arizona
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Wart on GOP's ass, also known as "Ted Cruz", gets called out for idiotic tweets
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden moves to halt US exodus from WHO on his first day in office. What's he planning on for his second day? I don't know
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Wed January 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet the nation's new First Dogs, Champ and Major as they move into the White House
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Trump didn't start the fire, but he added plenty of gas and matches (warning: evolutionary psychology)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Four things which have driven Netflix's success: two breasts, ass, and bush
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Of course they'll vanish since we have a functional President and not a demented primate who's as corrupt as the day is long
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHy Is TErrorist misspelled yet again?
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(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
In the Trump final day sweep, CBP decides to go after brothers with visas, deporting one that goes to a US school, and detaining his 9 year old brother, who was thinking about studying here
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
A beautiful graphic showing the diverging timelines of Star Trek to the left, fanboy arguments about why it's wrong to the right
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Marjorie Traitor Green (Q-GA) is a conspiracy theory OG. Pushing Parkland "false flag" conspiracies back in 2018
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
In the Australian desert, a lizard the size of a cat digs deep corkscrew burrows. Then everybody else moves in to get out of the heat
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Scottish EPA tells a ransomware gang to go pound our clean McSand
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
College Board: Fark it, kids these days don't need to know how to write any stinkin' essays, anyhow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who will Trump pardon? Rudy Giuliani? Joe Exotic? His kids? Himself? Presidential pardon palooza mania sweeps nation. Who will it be? Get your walking papers ready, because this is your official Fark presidential pardon palooza thread
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Turtle flips
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
'Lovely' isn't something I really look for in a hand sanitizer
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo writer argues that Trump doesn't deserve a permaban from Twitter because he could, like, reform his ways and turn presidential any day now or something
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
QAnon supporters have been discussing posing as National Guard members in DC and have been reviewing maps of vulnerable spots in the city
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Google says Indian courier startup Dunzo is onzo
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Vaccine no foam for Jonaton?" "Vaccine no foam for Jonaton?" ... "Um, it's JONATHAN, but whatever"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Did we say "talented but flawed?" Our bad, we totally meant "pop producer jailed for murder"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
When Dominion is done with Lindell, he won't even have a pillow to cry into
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Cheer up America, the deplatforming of Trump and his ilk is already having a huge impact on the country
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Flight attendant warns us about the drink you should 'never ever' consume on a plane, along with the fish dinner (possible nsfw content on page). It's tea and coffee
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
BearSprayMan arrested for attacking Capitol cop. ManBearPig unavailable for comment
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
U.S. ex-pat devastated to learn that Australian phrases shown on American television are all lies
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(ED)
 
 
 
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? viewers want Jeremy Clarkson replaced as they brand him one of the worst hosts....in the world
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lighten up UK, when your most recent lockdown ends things will get better, you'll only be facing a massive 'gonorrhoea outbreak'. Something to look forward to
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(AP News)
 
 
 
This is a totally normal thing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Beware the cocaine hippos
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin capitol building breached by: A: Pro-Trump rioters, B: Antifa, or C: Regular old Wisconsin drunk driver
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anti-lockdown member of the House of Lords tells stage-four cancer sufferer that her life is worth less than his children and grandchildren
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(Bonzo)
 
 
 
Does your therapist Google you? Yes, all the time. A new study has found that most therapists do indeed Google their patients, for reasons including curiosity, voyeurism, to see if you're still alive, and to weed out the ones who can't pay
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Curious as to what Parler saw on Jan. 6th? Wonder no more
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Residents of Brooklyn's "sex houses" complain about COVID killing their favorite pastime: "I'd give my left testicle to go to an orgy"
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
And then there was that time a bunch of Dutch people ate their prime minister
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Alex Jones has a new target: Glenn Beck. And somehow Matt Drudge is involved. It's like the perfect Vortex of Stupidity
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
On a scale of 1-10, how much has your stress and anxiety gone down since Trump was banned from Twitter?
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Man plays bagpipes outside hospital window for friend with COVID who hasn't suffered enough
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Sat January 16, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
As God is my witness, I thought TRXes could fly
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How to keep your super yacht covid free
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
- .... .. ... / .. ... / -... ..- .-.. .-.. ... .... .. - .-.-.-
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
TikTok's latest makeup trend is...to try look like subby?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let. Them. Fight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
FBI arrests man seen smoking cigar during Capitol siege. BRILLIANT
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some people see a therapist after their divorce. Others get a pet, or learn a craft to keep their sanity. Then there's THIS woman
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Fri January 15, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Grubhub teams up with powerful US cartel; will deliver to addicts their fix
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I don't know what you guys did, but Twitter has removed us
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For some reason, people don't seem to be spending much money, if only we could have done something about that
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Nokia then: "that fruit company in Cupertino". Incoming Intel CEO now: "that lifestyle company in Cupertino"
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(PetMD)
 
 
 
Subby has to euthanize his childhood cat tomorrow. Anyone have anything to help cope?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Bumble dating app has temporarily removed its political identification filter because women were setting honey traps for Trump seditionists
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Most McDonald's are standard cookie-cutter ticky-tack boxes, then there's this bunch of weirdos
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Ways high frequency stock traders are greedy bastards who ruin everything, number 20: High frequency trading signals are taking up HAM radio bandwidth and drowning out amateur conversations
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Random woman has a theory for who really caused Jack's death in Titanic. How come nobody ever blames the iceberg?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Scorned girlfriend gets sparkly revenge on her 'cheating' man by covering his flat in glitter. No word yet if she turned him over to the fabulous side (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley gives the James Harden Nets a new nickname: 'The Dribble Brothers'
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now that the barn door has been left open; the horse inside escaped, captured, and slaughtered for glue; and that glue then sniffed by drug addicts who burned down the barn, Americans are starting to get better at mask wearing and social distancing
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Mouthfeel"
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(Deseret News)
 
 
 
(⊙ _ ⊙)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
President mounts campaign against social media bans, continues failing to pay for wall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"If Republicans won't - or can't - tell the truth about the November election, they are no longer participants in our democracy. They are its enemies"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sorry about that family separation thing. Our bad. Just following orders
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Form follows function?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What's this? Oh just a bunch of people who were on the terrorist watch list who traveled to The Capitol to participate in insurrection
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Reasons why cats lick themselves, other cats and even tasty you
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Fence goes up at state capitol because some people are going to be "looky loos"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
After not being able to find lawyer crazier than Rudy, Trump considering appointing law professor who spoke at rally to help defend him in impeachment trial
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
New survey says 4 in 5 believe the US is falling apart, they're ready to embrace sugared gum again
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
9 questions you should ask before falling in love, according to a relationship therapist. "What's your name?" surprisingly not one of the questions
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The transition from the TRUMP DIDN'T LOSE THE ELECTION narrative to the WHY IMPEACH TRUMP, SINCE HE LOST THE ELECTION? narrative is going smoother than the actual transition from the Trump Administration to the Biden Administration
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
A Christian mother (and blogger) 'shames' women who seek a career other than that of being a domestic servant to their husbands
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
How it started versus how it's going: DC Edition
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't cross the Ottawa River from Ontario to Quebec. Also don't think of your grandma naked
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
"I channeled him one last time to write this 42-minute Farewell Address, and Alec Baldwin channeled him one last time to perform it"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Maybe the drug problem is that grown-ups aren't doing enough drugs
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The NBA is now a 'no hug' zone thanks to the coronavirus. This is what happens when you cross over into the red zone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A few others have declined the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Moe Berg, a WW2 spy who thought he did nothing special, Jackie Kennedy, because she wanted it to focus on JFK and Harry Truman because he sucked at WW1 combat
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump impeachment vote Live Discussion
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese beer will be saved for proper disposal
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Camp Auschwitz guy about to find out exactly how much work brings freedom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Countertop or fridge? No, not sex. Although eggplants and peaches could be involved
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Roadside sign telling out-of-towners "if you don't live here f*** off" sparks fury. Word is that it's a local town for local people (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Millipede swarms." Skin crawling yet?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
What's the deal with turning Seinfeld into a horror movie?
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Tue January 12, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"C'mon, do something." -Members of the house, as they poke Mike Pence with a stick
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Well, we know what this avalanche dog was doing during the summer
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
AI-powered tribble. No word on if it detects Klingons
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude with a secure, good paying job with benefits decides to call in sick to be part of the Capitol terrorists. You'll never believe what happens next
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The cop beaten on the steps was not Sicknick, but that doesn't mean they aren't hunting for the perpetrators
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Scientists create first "empathetic" robot. Will next try doing it for politicians
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FBI report warned of "war at the Capitol". No indication of Panic at the Disco, however
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman does what many of us have only dreamed of: quitting 9-5 corporate job to become tattooed alien (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Second Democratic official tests positive for Covid-19 after being sheltered with Republicans who cruelly refused to wear masks during the siege
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Rick Snyder will be criminally charged in Flint water fiasco
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Beer cave from 1800s found below community garden in St. Louis. "The cave also once home to a mushroom farm, wine grotto, and a community gathering spot"
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Trump supporter found dead in Georgia after being charged in connection with the Capitol Raid
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republicans that voted to challenge election results did so out of fear for their families' safety after being threatened by ANTIFA... sorry Trump, it was always Trump
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Doctor" Simone Gold, one of the nation's leading advocates of using hydroxychloroquine to treat Covid-19, participated in the Trump insurrection but now regrets that she did, so there's no need to be mad at her or anything. We good?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You mean I have to face the consequences of my traitorous actions? That's tyranny!
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Here's Slate with some concern trolling over what Parler's removal from the internet means for all of us who aren't sociopathic insurrectionists motivated by racial hatred and white grievance
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meanwhile insects are dying at an alarming rate
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Bad idea: Teaching a sailing class while a high surf advisory is in effect. WTF were you thinking idea: Teaching a sailing class to children during a high surf advisory
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
FAA: hey Trumpist passengers, Gitmo is still open, so cool it when you fly
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Mon January 11, 2021
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
iPhone 12 will make your heart skip a beat
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Sometimes heist movies really do write themselves, even if the caper itself involves a heavy lift or two
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Facebook shuts down Ugandan accounts ahead of general elections, proving that they're concerned with democracy in at least SOME countries
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The...persons...who spent their entire careers, nay, lives, in the pursuit of amassing as much power as possible no matter the cost (to others) begin to experience severe cases of powerlessness
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One of Fox News biggest critics is one of their biggest advertisers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Six rangers killed in latest attack at Congo's Virunga park, showing the value of taking proper defensive perks over Dual Wielding and Crossbow Expert
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hallmark sends a very special message to Senator Hawley (tRaitor) demanding their contributions back
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Parler sues Amazon for refusing to host its website. There is precedent for this as I've sued Fark for not hosting my Bob Barker erotic fan faction writings
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Rowan Atkinson accuses Friends of stealing Mr. Bean's turkey-head gag
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Connecticut woman arrested for taking part in the Capitol siege says she had no idea she was on the building's grounds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A growing number of Republican officials: We had no idea, none, that our attorney generals were sending out robocalls urging people to participate in the insurrection. Please stop asking us about it. Please?
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Not news: Lana Del Rey releases new album with "faux-vintage" country club pic. News: People immediately attack her over lack of inclusiveness. Fark: She meekly defends herself, making everything ten times worse. Tag for everyone involved
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(Inside the Magic)
 
 
 
Cara Dune's chances of returning to her home planet... and dying on the way, between seasons 2 and 3 of The Mandolorian keep going up and up, as actress Gina Carano keeps proving that she is The Worst on social media
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been sexting a married man a lot lately, and he just stopped sexting back out of nowhere. Do you think something happened?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
NSW woman slammed for her NSFW string bikini. Judge for yourselves (possibly NSFW)
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists can examine dental tarter to reveal what drugs people dead for up to a million years ago were using. Lawyers for dead rockers and Homo erectus expected to object
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Apehanger terrorist who came all the way to DC from Boise Idaho, broke into the Capitol building, sat in Mike Pence's chair and bragged about it. But he 'got caught up in the moment' and he's sorry now
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Sun January 10, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Peter Meijer (R-Mich.) wants you to understand that while some Republicans are traitors, many are simply cowards
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Counter-protester AND longtime Farker makes news with snarky signs. Yay Fark!
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Every US Representative has been notified of Covid-19 exposure after Republicans refused to wear masks in the bunker
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Q-ANON freak is freaking out because Trump-supporting freaks are calling him an antifa freak. Freaky
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Reset the clock
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The teaser for Queen Latifah's The Equalizer has arrived
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The natives are restless
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Oh no. Anyway
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
They may have only had one hit, but that's one more than the rest of us. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for the best one-hit wonders of all time
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans betting that most people will forget they enabled Trump's coup attempt
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
No
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine being such a piece of traitorous filth that even your fellow Republicans won't talk to you
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who collects trash anyway?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That gallows that the rioters brought with them to Capitol Hill? According to what a Reuters photographer overheard, that was for Pence, and it was NOT metaphorical
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
2020 brought us SARS-CoV-2. 2021 says "hold my beer" and tosses out B-117 as an opening bid for the next great pandemic
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Single woman dodges bullet from gold-digging bloke. Tag says it all (for the bloke)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
FA Cup third round continues with Everton out to avoid a giant killing at 7 AM ET, Leicester City with a grim trip to Stoke at 10 AM, Arsenal face Newcastle at 12:30 PM, then Manchester United take on Watford at 3 PM. Plus at least a dozen others
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Super Mario Brothers: Capitol Building Edition
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Apple gives Parler 24 hours before they Find Out
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Sometimes NASA just wants to watch the world burn
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
US residents will be able to get their covid vaccines faster one weekend a month and two weeks a year
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump used the words "fight" or "fighting" at least 20 times just before the mob...well, you know the rest
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Bat shiat lawyer who spouted crazy pants conspiracies and encouraged others into sedition has been banned from Twitter. BANNED - that'll show 'em
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fark around and find out - Fark's favorite politician eyes Senate seat. I say we start a GoFarkMe
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Our history of violence reveals an avalanche of predictable patterns
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump Is Waking Up the Next Tim McVeigh
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
First college athlete to monetize her likeness. Apparently by showing how not to operate power tools. (No, not that. An actual power tool)
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Freshman GOP Congress rep forced to apologize for praising Hitler
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
So Trump would have to specifically say I Donald J Trump pardon myself for instigating an insurrection on January 6th to cover himself
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The mayor of Portland got punched by protestors while he was eating dinner. Hopefully this isn't the start of a new Tik Tok challenge
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Subby is running out of room on his GFY list for this week
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Insurrectionist who died from being trampled at the Capitol was carrying a Gadsden flag
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Trump administration throws another "F*** you" to the America worker, undercuts the stagnant minimum wage, and allows more people to be screwed out of benefits, safety nets, and healthcare
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 8 is 'amok' as in: "Future historians may well look back on the present day as a country run by amok Presidency"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
As he did with everyone else who did the dirty work for him, the plumbers, carpenters, his friends, his family, Donny 2 Scoops is now letting down the insurrectionists who failed to deliver him his second term
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Happy 86th birthday to the King of Rock and Roll, without whom there would be no Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and pretty much every other rock band your parents and grandparents has sex to. Now try and get THAT image out of your head. You're welcome
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Go home platypus genome, you're drunk
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Linkin Park would sound like as a Korean pop artist, look no further
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Creditable effort, but Andy Kim needs gloves. Who knows what sort of diseases traitors carry
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
How did right-wing protestors get into the OR capital last month? Yeah a Republican state rep. let them in
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Thu January 07, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Meet the fantabulous Dogtor Loki
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Capitol Police chief resigning because apparently allowing insurrectionists into the Capitol is frowned upon
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If it ain't broke, don't fix it 'crikey' edition
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Capitol officer has passed away, appears related to yesterday
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Protester that sat in Pelosi's office and took her mail is looking for top notch lawyers like Rudy to represent him
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Offensive line coach fired for offensive line
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Smiling lectern guy arrested
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
15 year old killed by gun being handled by 3 others at the time, so where do you charge the survivors?
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
New CRISPR result may have kids with progeria living better, longer, younger
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Facebook: We're appealing that ruling we stole tech. Italian judge: Ok, how does a fine that's ten times larger feel? Do you like that? Care to poke some more? Ciao
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
What you saw at the US Capitol yesterday was terrorism
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What legacy?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
Video
 
How did rioters manage to get into such a heavily guarded building? The police who let them in are baffled but vow to get to the bottom of it
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley may not want to return to Missouri
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Wed January 06, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A beautiful, broken heart old stone
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Europe's vaccine rollouts are about as bad as the US, and they don't have us to deal with in the process
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Whoever is playing Plague, Inc., please stop
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Now that iOS requires app makers to inform users of how much personal data they are sucking up and what they are using it for when they update their apps, Google's solution is to just stop updating their apps
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
4) We don't start by sniffing butts
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(Scary Mommy)
 
 
 
PBS already has the best TV programming decision of 2021
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Doesn't Trump sound tired? Such low energy. Sad
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that while man's effects on mammals is equal, some are more equal than others
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We know not to eat yellow snow, but what about yellow and green rivers?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People need to learn not to futz with recipes. Not futzing with them lets you better understand others cuisines and cultures
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Paperchase in danger of folding
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cringetopia
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My cousin and her husband had their second child, a daughter. Her husband's nickname for their son is 'Handsome Guy;' for their daughter he has settled on 'Little Miss Can't Be Wrong.' He claims it's a song from the 90s; I say it's sexist. What do?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Coronavirus "lockdown puppies" flood rescue centers everywhere because of short-sighted owners who have abandoned them. Please think of the puppies
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Okay, here's what we've got; The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, joined Wall Street, Silicon Valley, and Washington D.C. to steal the election from Trump, posits Tucker Carlson
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
As if lung cancer wasn't awful enough already
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Bad news, the vaccines may not work on that new, other strain of covid19 from South Africa. Good news, they can probably make a new vaccine in a month to 6 weeks but everyone would have to get vaccinated again
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Mon January 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Thanks for the warning Kmart. It was very helpful"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Dominion plans to sue Sidney Powell for defamation, doesn't rule out suing Trump the second he steps out of the White House
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
What can brown (fat) do for you? Lower your risk of hypertension, congestive heart failure, and coronary artery disease; possibly mitigate the negative health effects of obesity
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'My husband wants to name our unborn daughter after his deceased ex-wife. Wat do?'
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Meet the Google employees trying to unionize their workforce
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R) claims Democrats don't know what Americans need. Unlike Republicans who don't care what Americans need
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"The curved string is needlessly provocative." Claims radio presenter about a cartoon tampon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lots of people regretted buying things in 2020. What did you buy that was a bad idea?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"When my husband and I met six years ago, I made it clear i did not abide messiness. Now, we've had a child during a pandemic and we're sleeping in separate rooms because he's become a slovenly nightmare. How can I get him to respect cleanliness?"
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(Superhero Hype)
 
 
 
The Discovery season finale trailer is out. Who will be sacrificed, and why will it be Book and Federation headquarters?
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Sun January 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
'Welcome to Wendy's, I love you. Welcome to Wendy's, I love you. Welcome to Wendy's, I love you"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
America returns to normal
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"It took thirteen years and a pandemic to get to know my neighbors"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Hundreds of Louisianans exposed themselves to an airborne pandemic disease by physically gathering at a memorial service for a Congressman-elect who died from that same airborne pandemic disease because of course they did
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The ugly (and obvious) truth behind all the treasonweasels supporting Trump's baseless "voter fraud" claims: they are upset that minority votes actually counted
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Parasite(s)
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Hello darkness, my old friend
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Sat January 02, 2021
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Rancher family broken-hearted after finding their pet bull slaughtered in pasture. "He was bottle raised from a calf. He was loved like a pet. He had the disposition of like an 1,800-pound dog"
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(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
New COVID strain that is 70% more transmissible and sends healthy young people to intensive care found in 30 countries since Christmas. Is it time to shut down air travel or are we waiting for mass graves?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Saints to be without their running backs for week 17. Their fans better hope they have a competent QB
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
North Dakota man kicks in front door after getting no reply to Facebook friend request. "Accept my friend request or I'm going to murder you"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brit Burger bar sells six patty Biscoff cheeseburger for dinner and dessert in one, looks about as disgusting as it sounds (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today in "I can't believe it's English": "Bikie brothers, 26 and 31, come to blows in wild punch up in the pokie room of a pub over their final $10"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Scientists determine meteorites that fell in Sudan in 2008 are from a water-rich asteroid about the size of Ceres... which we have yet to discover. It's probably right behind us
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
And now, a message from the propane and propane accessories industry
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Fri January 01, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
A good news story to start your year: coffee shop employee has to quit university due to financial issues, the customers of the shop say "Not so fast"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Somewhat good news for those using dating apps during the pandemic, probably won't affect you basement dwellers
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You can't go ice fishing if there's no farkin ice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
FDA washes their hands of fines assessed against distilleries that switched from brewing booze to making hand sanitizer
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Welsh ATMs are diguro. Neu unbootable. Rhywbeth fel hynny
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Thu December 31, 2020
(7 News)
 
 
 
Woman goes to Australian ALDI to purchase wine along with some other groceries. Too bad she brought her teenage daughter to the checkout line
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ohio Gov DeWine says about 60% of nursing home staff in his state have "elected not to take" the Coronavirus vaccine. He fails to mention why his State Board of Health hasn't "elected not to allow" them to work again in a nursing home until they do
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
TIL the FDA regulates dog food but not vitamins
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"How to prepare pets for post-pandemic life." And if you immediately thought 'spatchcock or sous vide' you've been indoors way too long
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In designing its new state flag, South Carolina officials clearly relied on the expertise and insights of (a) local celebrated artisans, (b) seasoned designers, or (c) failed fresco restorers
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Not news: chairs left outside stolen. Fark: chairs returned in better condition than when they were taken
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Did 2020 feel like a massive stress test to anyone else?
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kitty couches - for sofa king pampered cats
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Female pastor who 'dated Jesus' then turned to stripping says her 'dreams have come true' in end of year inspiring Instagram post. Praise the almost naked Jesus for this blessing (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
While you probably didn't, chances are your critters had the waggy-est, most purriffic year EVAR
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
This link's like catnip
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Wang Chung. New Hotness: Wang Grope
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I found an older man I want to hook up with on Tinder, and I thought he looked familiar. Turns out, he's the father of a friend of mine from high school. Should I go for it or forget the whole enterprise?"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
It's going to be a long night in Minneapolis
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Apple fanbois camping out in line overnight for iPhones. New hotness: seniors camping out in line overnight for COVID-19 vaccines. In either case, make sure you wear your Depends
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Self-described unemployed socialist Oakland waiter sculptor warns "drunk racists" he'll replace smashed, stolen ceramic Breonna Taylor statue with bronze one. Every cookie jar owner could've told you that
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"This is NPR - Napalm, Petrol, and Raging-hot"
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
And now you'll never stop thinking about your genes looking like the Architect from 'The Matrix'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
McConnell says push for $2,000 stimulus checks has "no realistic path to quickly pass the Senate." Of course not ... this isn't a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin's wife does disastrous interview with the New York Times regarding relevation of her fake Spanish heritage. Hilaria ensues
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(Slate)
 
 
 
New Year's is the "best" holiday, claims person who hasn't heard of Festivus
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now that it's affected him personally, Republican politician warns the public that Covid-19 is a real danger and they should listen to public health experts and take recommended precautions
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Singer Akon proposes $6 billion project to build real-life Wakanda in Senegal
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Florida man pretends to be cop, sexually batters man he met on dating site while armed with knife. And that's pretty much the year in review, ladies and gentlemen. See ya in 2021
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Kraken Karen claims the Georgia senate runoff is election is rigged... to favor the GOP incumbents. We're through the looking glass here, people. (0_o)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Does Salma Hayek even age?
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
These are the worst performing Nasdaq and S&P 500 stocks of 2020
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(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
The AT&T Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the lizard people, are forcing the adoption of 5G technology in a fiendish plot to steal the election. We're through the looking glass here, people
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Tue December 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
King's Hawaiian sued for the most blatant case of false advertising since "The Neverending Story"
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(Today)
 
 
 
The internet has now divided into two warring camps: People who know what "goulash" is, and morons who want to call it some other stupid name
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Always look for the helpers. Give them props when you find them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Nashville Bomber's motives might still be kind of murky but that hasn't stopped the QAnon kooks from claiming him as one of their own
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Skype co-founder talks reveals the 3 existential risks he's most concerned about. Selling out to Microsoft glaring in its absence
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(Torrent Freak)
 
 
 
BMG releases Christmas album with Jehovah's Witness song, among others. Difficulty: Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Christmas as it's a pagan holiday, nor do they recognize other religions. Lawsuitilarity ensues
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's legacy will be causing hundreds of thousands of American deaths
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
You old people with your fat arses are really missing out, 'bum rip' jeans have become a cheeky fashion trend with the young crowd. Get with it and let it all hang out (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Once he becomes an ex-president without mainstream social media accounts, Trump will be reduced to selling hats, hiding from creditors and hosting a repetitive podcast
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Owner who rents out portable toilets, Gott's To Go, now on the hook for $57,000 in taxes after losing a court battle. Boy, isn't that the shiats
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Talk shiat, get hiat
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
An exciting, fresh new shade for the BSoD?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Fighting Soldiers from the sky, In a bowling alley why oh why
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(NPR)
 
 
 
On the plus side, America, your shockingly selfish, irresponsible, and thoughtless response to the pandemic did help make 2020 a banner year for researchers who study virus transmission
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Animator Tuck Tucker stiffens up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Proud Boys have set up shop in an historic DC hotel
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some COVID-19 survivors claim virus has wreaked havoc on their sense of smell, leaving them smelling "disgusting" odors such as fish, burnt toast and your Mom's bedroom
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With the passing of Phil Niekro, has the knuckleball danced and darted into extinction?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Tired of the same old pizza toppings? Visit the "Pizza Witch" and try a kangaroo, wild boar or venison pie
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Here are the ten most idiotic, mind-f*cking moments of Trump's presidency
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Sun December 27, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man walks 'around' the Earth without ever leaving Limerick, Ireland, urges others to walk around in a little circle to keep wasting four years of their time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Three dead, three wounded in bowling alley shooting. Suspect in custody, reported to have said "should have marked it zero"
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Sat December 26, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Bipartisan committee has 97 recommendations to fix Congress. 98) Nuke from orbit
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Another day, another monolith. But this one was delicious
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Oh look, someone at Vox thinks we can get anti-maskers to wear a mask simply by using something called "benevolent conformity". Riiiiiiiiiiiight
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Hilarious meltdown of misogynist anti-masker after woman tells him to 'shut the f*ck up' in store
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Fri December 25, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bowden returns to the FBS as the head coach at Louisiana-Monroe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump hired the first White House intern with autism, and gave him a White House snow globe
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Get your ass to Mars
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently, in some alternate timeline, someone made a third Godfather film. Thank goodness we don't live in that timeline. Now let me hop in my flying car and help get ready for President Hillary's second Inauguration
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The mere existence of Santa's "naughty list" teaches children the wrong lessons
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Having a Christmas get together with your plagued family? Here's how fresh air whisks away Covid particles in a dining room during dinner if you open the windows
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's legacy by the numbers. They are not good numbers
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Thu December 24, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ah, the Kushner family. Upstanding community members, no?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A Christmas message from a competent North American leader
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tick tock
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
"Hey Santa, got 'shrooms?"
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(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
That's a Christmas penis (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
It's beginning to look a lot like superspreader Christmas
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dan Snyder claims he's being targeted by a minority. Ironic tag out with a gruesome leg injury, unlikely tag is next man up
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(Seven Days)
 
 
 
Person likes their Kachelöfen: "How I learned to let go and love my Kachelöfen" Don't know what a Kachelöfen is? Read all about Kachelöfens. ... Kachelöfen
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Homeless man stumbles into barbershop to ask for razor to trim his overgrown beard, becomes a most handsome man and is reunited with his family who thought he was dead
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Okay, which Farker's kid is this? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
New front in The War on Christmas opens up Down Under
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Researchers find having COVID-19 may protect against reinfection. But on the other hand, 100% of reinfected patients had COVID-19 previously, so everybody panic
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Snapchat's "End of the Year" feature is congratulating users who showed off funeral arrangements on their gardening skills
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(Inside Science)
 
 
 
Astronomers have discovered two previously unknown brown dwarf stars. Rimmer and Lister unhappy, say it's a complete smeg pot
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pardon-palooza continues. Kushner, Stone, and Manafort included
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The COVID vaccines should be available as a Lockdown Lager
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump surpasses Nixon for the title of biggest presidential traitor
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know that meeting with PA GOP senators Trump scheduled for today? Well at least 4 decided they have better things to do
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You're a mean one, Mr. Porchpirate
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Parents' Christmas prank divides the internet after playing a cruel, but still funny PlayStation 5 troll on their sons
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Sean Penn does the 'homeless' look on 'Morning Joe', viewers say he totally captures 2020 with his 'mugshot'
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
2020 - Let us remember the good times. Hey everyone, remember good times?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Biden to Fox News reporter: "God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Australia declares its National Broadband Network complete, with 99.7% of premises in the country now connected. Only about 98% are getting 25Mbps or better, though. Wonder how America's doing at this
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Mayor cancels annual New Year's Day parade, which is promptly replaced by a New Year's Day protest march over the parade being canceled
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja. Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Super-hot 50-something celebs including Liz Hurley, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Lopez, and Paulina Porizkova post skimpy bikini pics to "empower" women to "embrace their body at all ages." Or some such shiat. You aren't reading this; you've already clicked
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Air Marshals: Troubled members and hardened criminals
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Iran photoshopped a hit list of US elections officials, shopped it around to the far right
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Tue December 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
What we can all learn from President-elect Joe Biden's refusal to feed the almost gone troll that is Trump
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
R.I.P. Kraken
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Susan Rice regrets to inform you that immigration and asylum changes promised by the incoming Biden Administration have been moved from Day 1 to Day Whenever
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(Los Angeles Review of Books)
 
 
 
"A Christmas Story" has darker themes: the evils of consumerism, mass media, obsession bordering on addiction. And that's on top of the fishnet leg lamps, cleaning product abuse, toys which blind children, bullying, Asian jokes and Flick doing porn
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Ach, I landed on the Scheiße porn square, and now I have to buy Depends"
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(CBS 17)
 
 
 
Looking for that perfect gift? Why not buy them an actual Ringling Brothers Circus train directly from the NC Department of Transportation?
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
"Virginia state Sen. Amanda Chase so rigidly refuses to follow the Virginia legislature's mask mandate that she has been forced by her colleagues to sit inside a plexiglass cube when the Senate is in session-a box she calls 'The Square of Freedom.'"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Harden continuing to engineer his way off the Rockets and onto the Nets, reportedly angrily throwing a basketball at a rookie and arguing with teammates Monday
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
A Cleveland fan thanks the Bengals for beating the Steelers in the most Ohio way possible
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Things are so bad in the UK since Tier 4 came because of the new mutant Covid spread, people are shamelessly stockpiling goods and flogging it for profit. Survival of the fittest, indeed (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The worst video games of 2020
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
This octopus has had enough of your shiat
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Fark's sake, will you New Yorkers please figure out how to use your kitchens once in a while?
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Recent Georgia poll reveals that voters in the runoff election want Republican control of the Senate ...kinda
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to help out your local Asian eatery? Celebrate "Jewish Christmas" and order a bunch of take out
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dabo's diss
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
Climate experts, Bobby Hill, agree that much of Arizona may be uninhabitable in next 30 years
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Humbug Day. But if you keep Christmas out of your heart all year long, every day can be Humbug Day
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Good news doomsdayer conspiracy nutters, the end of the world is today. Bonus: Black people of the world will mysteriously "gain superpowers" and take over what's left
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coffee milk?
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(WIVB)
 
 
 
Equal Employment Opportunity Commission: Employers can bar unvaccinated employees from the workplace
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The "Red Slime" lawsuit, in which the voting machine companies Smartmatic and Dominion Systems are suing Fox News, OAN, Newsmax and others for lying about them, has the potential to drive at least some of those networks out of business
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Airbag pants might save your ass (or in the case of Takata airbag pants, blow your ass away)
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The worst video game names of 2020
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Shoulda known that many donuts was bound to attract the cops
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus is now killing someone every 33 seconds, which raises the terrifying possibility that the Coronavirus might actually be some form of Cylon
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Ennio Morricone and Wu Tang are forever
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