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Thu April 26, 2018
(Rocky Mountain Collegian)
 
 
 
After about an hour of performing, Bronson forgot the words to his song and threw the microphone into the crowd before leaving the venue abruptly
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Wed April 25, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The online community of self-proclaimed guys who couldn't get laid in a whorehouse have anointed Toronto mass murderer Alek Minassian as "our next new saint." Can we label them terrorists and ship the lot off to Gitmo now?
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Mon April 23, 2018
(CTV News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Van strikes multiple pedestrians in Toronto. UPDATE: 9 dead, 16 injured
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New online payment network built by the biggest banks works about as well as their websites, mobile apps do
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Avenatti: There is a DVD. Locked and loaded
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Sat April 21, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
12-year-old has fight with parents, gets revenge by stealing mom's credit card and heading off to Bali for four days of R&R
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Thu April 19, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
YouTuber Mars Argo says her online identity was stolen by ThatPoppy and ex-boyfriend Titanic Sinclair. Yes, that is a real sentence in 2018
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(CoinTelegraph)
 
 
 
Now they're putting blockchain on spacecraft so your rocket can buy pot online or something
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(USGS)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a handy, zoomable map of where US wind turbines are?
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
University Researchers make breakthrough in Nonlinear Mathematics, leading to Pre-Sentient Algorithms and eventually Digital Sentience. Subby's now certain we're just drones living in a Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri game
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
On the left a poorly named WiFi causes evacuation at Planet Fitness. List your superior WiFI names on the right
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Do you have an inventory of what was stolen madam?"..."Yes I do."... "Well, we're a bit busy, so could you check on eBay?"
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Customer complains that bakery with no macarons "isn't French enough", lodges a complaint to Fair Trading, starts an online petition. FTA: "So far, she is the only signature on the petition." No Macarons? What do farkers think?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
ESPN debuts its new online streaming service today. Anyone buying?
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Nine ways to meet men that don't involve online dating. Because apparently we've forgotten how to go out and do things in the age of the internet
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Supergenius with humongous brain touts his superiority over online plebes
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Sun April 08, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Patrick Reed hopes to continue the magic while Rory stalks and hopes he pulls a Rory. Will Rickie have a colorful victory. Tiger is already lost in the woods on the first hole and only 18 shots back. It's the Masters, online coverage now, televised coverage at 2pm ET on CBS
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Fri April 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
There now , was that SO hard?: Oklahoma legislature takes up measure raising online sales taxes, hotel taxes, and gambling taxes to raise the money to pay their teachers decently
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA's Dana Loesch says MLK, who was assassinated by rifle shot from across the street, would still be alive if he'd been carrying a concealed weapon. Bonus: crazy-eyes
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
MIT researchers have a novel new tool for how to combat online harassment. Something called "friends"
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Police officer claims he smells marijuana on man, uses that as excuse to put his hands down his pants. Something about this story just feels nuts
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
A contender for dumbest online petition ever calls for casting Meryl Streep as Princess Leia in the next Star Wars movie to honor Carrie Fisher's legacy. Fark: it has 11,000 signatures
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Decreasing female population in China has men applying to Women's University to improve chances of finding a girlfriend
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Fri March 30, 2018
(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
Online prostitution post by Carrot Top leads to robbery, lots of junk in trunks
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Eric and Don Trump Jr.:"We love our father." Tiffany Trump unavailable for comment
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Sat March 24, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Three tips on how to be a better complainer. Three? Jesus, how much time do you think I have to read articles online? Couldn't you have slimmed it down to two?
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Media companies are scrambling to get bigger and create their own online-video services, which don't make much money or even meet consumers' needs. I'm looking at you CBS All Access
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Right wing conspiracy theorists think that Silicon Valley is finding a way to silence them online
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Sun March 18, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica scrambling to prevent airing of documentary where employee spills the beans on its deceptive data-gathering practices which helped the Trump and Brexit campaigns. Bonus: the employee is their CEO
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Fri March 16, 2018
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
You can't just go and plan a sex festival without making adequate preparations for parking
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Thu March 15, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New Ready Player One extended trailer online for everyone to say they didn't read the book and the movie will suck anyway
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Mon March 12, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Now witness the firepower of my fully armed and operational bionic prosthetic Nerf gun
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Sun March 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This time, F-18 chases streetlight over the Atlantic
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Thu March 08, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by playing the classic Infocom game online
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Americans spent $30 billion during drunken online shopping last year
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Why is sarcasm so hard to pull off online? Gosh, could it be because people are stupid? Great question, though. Great article, really insightful stuff. Check the thread for some really intelligent, non-trolling commentary, too
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Wed March 07, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Filming your son's first bike ride or the first time he went on a date is all good, filming his 'first bong' not so much
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Tue March 06, 2018
(PSFK)
 
 
 
You'll never guess what company partnered with Walmart to create a line of cookware. It will blow your mind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Teacher suspended for stockpiling 750 pairs of panties at his high school, which he claims were not swiped from students but bought online for purposes of reselling at school's culture festival. This story passes the sniff test
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster finally adds to the dictionary the perfect word to describe the last twenty months
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
19-year-old blogger arrested for online 'free sex' offer at her hotel room after causing a stampede
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Freezenet)
 
 
 
Slashdot gets Slashdotted
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photos of Apple's "largest and thinnest iPhone ever" are leaked online. If you extrapolate, we're just a few steps away from a phone with the same form factor as a sheet of copier paper
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump claims that in the 1990s he stopped a guy with a bat from giving someone else a brutal beating. Witness to attack: When I got there, the altercation was over and the guy with the bat was running away. A few minutes later, Trump showed up
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Did a Fark photoshop end up on Snopes?
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Man issues warning after losing thousands during online monkey purchase
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I am a college student getting fairly average grades; yet every time I come home, my parents always ask about my grades. They check my grades online and check my emails; I'm an adult. Can I ask them to stop or just change passwords?"
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Tue February 27, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
First Lady calls for adults to promote values of "encouragement, kindness, compassion, and respect" online. That's the joke
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Online ads have begun allowing parents to track their children's advancement
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Fri February 23, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama housewife who lived double life as an online exhibitionist was killed by absinthe
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Bigger than an eight inch floppy disk but easier to take with you it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. This week Hunt Showdown enters early access. What have you been playing this week? Side note: what old game(s) do you want to see hit GOG/Steam?
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Walmart to launch new online home shopping experience, depriving science of the valuable anthropological research data to be found in Walmart customers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My husband and I learned his mom gave $50,000 to an online scammer after being catfished; we got her finances back in order, but are worried it'll happen again. We want to catfish her to see if she falls for it again; is that okay?"
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Wed February 21, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
'Worst Olympian ever' fires back at haters with 'worst ever' defense: "I actually did three tricks." Oh, woo
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Star Trek: Discovery is more talked about online than The Walking Dead
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Uncomfortable: Your mother has you take sexy pictures of her to post online. Fark: Mom is Elizabeth Hurley
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What is it like to meet someone in person after you've been dating them online for months?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
After decades of online dating, millennials starting to think it's not any better
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Wed February 14, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
"The strange case of the data breach that stayed online for a month"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
A friendly reminder from the police: When passing horrible car crashes, taking pics of the dead bodies to post online is frowned upon and a bit tacky
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I love you. You love me. It's your Valentine's Day thread, and Ash Wednesday thread as well
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Christians have a problem with online dating ads on busses in Portland, because they have a problem with everything
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Tue February 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What lessons are today's teenagers learning from online porn? Wait, teenagers are watching porn? Aren't those age verification questions keeping them off the porn sites?
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Mon February 12, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
So what is Sammy Sosa doing these days? Well he dressed up like a cowboy for his wife's birthday party
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Fri February 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
$7 million Scottsdale mansion to be auctioned online. No minimum bid, maybe your $5 will take this six bedroom, eleven bathroom home
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
James Bond's weekly alcohol intake was more than four times the advisable maximum alcohol consumption for an adult male if you track every single drink he consumed in the Ian Fleming novels
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's evangelical adviser says you don't need flu shots when you have Jesus. The faithful can ward off the infection by repeatedly saying, "I'll never have the flu. I'll never have the flu"
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Germany has strict laws against hate speech, and has begun enforcing them online. It will fine Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube up to $60 million if they fail to comply. If you want a Nazi-free Twitter feed, you can tell them you've moved there
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Sat February 03, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the endurance racing season officially started, it is time for a trip down under with the Bathurst 12 hour at the famed Mount Panorama circuit. Race starts at 1:30pm ET with streaming coverage online in the link
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Thu February 01, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
Weeners
 
Mayor asks for high school mascot change amid concerns about phallic connotations
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Women's Roller Derby World Cup starts tomorrow from Manchester, England. Can the USA make it three in a row? Will Australia manage the upset? Will Japan win a bout this time? Will subby be too full of fish & chips to care?
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Inc)
 
 
 
Turns out people don't want to pay to have cops drag them off of a United airplane
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine's state GOP director was underhanded enough to swing a local mayoral election by planting fake news stories online about the Democratic challenger's supposedly leaked emails. But not smart enough to scrub the metadata from his posts
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Now that's a tough ticket, or a rare example of an honest politician. MN. Governor Mark Dayton had to pay $6K to an online ticket broker to get a seat to watch the Super Bowl his state is hosting
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia State athlete suspended from girls' soccer team withdraws from school for posting racial slur online. Threatening people planning to report her posts probably didn't help her case
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Atlanta named top moving destination in the US for 8th year in a row Just think how great it would be if it were stationary
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
If you bring a gun to a gun fight, it is best if it is real
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Today's episode of millennials kill: "There's a Costco to one side and a Sam's Club to the other. But when she needs 12-packs of paper towels or 36 rolls of toilet paper, she heads online instead"
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man builds miniature replicas of NFL stadiums that are designed to hold Super Bowl snacks. "There'll be wings, there'll be jalapeno hummus field. Chips, dips. I think this year we're going to do a Caprese bar"
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Fri January 19, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Today's Canadian News is brought to you by a grizzly bear in a truck eating ice cream at a Dairy Queen drive thru
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Bill Gates made these 15 predictions in 1999, and we may need to consider him the next Nostradamus for doing so
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Wed January 17, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton makes the 2018 edition of the Guinness World Records for two very big reasons
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
My hovercraft is full of eels. Sorry, my English is bad. That should be "mall restroom"
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Tue January 16, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man takes explicit pics of woman he's dating to later blackmail her, sends them to the preschool where she works, lets his identifying tattoos get caught in the images
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Richard the pony is finally getting a new richard
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
California declares independence from California
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Mon January 15, 2018
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Get on cruise ship, aware it is heading into "bomb cyclone". Experience "bomb cyclone" on cruise ship. Whine online about unpleasant "bomb cyclone' experience on cruise ship. Demand refund. Whine online about how unfair the cruise line is
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As Amazon ingests Whole Foods and consumers get more comfortable with shopping for groceries online, Kroger considers buying up wholesaler Boxed and will even pay the delivery fee
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Supreme court to reconsider allowing states to collect online sales tax
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Wed January 10, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Growing up, our drive-thru at the bank always had treats for our dog. Here's a bakery expanding on that idea a bit. Happy Woofday Wednesday
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Online takeaway company Just Eat UK cancels 50p card transaction fee days before new EU ban comes into effect. Brings in new 50p service charge on all payments, whether cash or plastic. Hopes no one will notice
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Owner of online retail company travels 500 miles to beat up customer who left a bad review. Now THAT'S customer service
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ladies, see the 13 reasons why you're not getting responses from your online AD
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Sun January 07, 2018
(C|Net)
 
 
 
In case you forgot - today is 'Dating Sunday' ... the busiest day of the year for online dating. Got a match?
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Fri January 05, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
"Online betting service Paddypower at the end of 2017 placed Mr Trump's odds of impeachment in his first term at 4/7, with it at 5/4 that he will survive the first time"
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Computer scientist that's never visited an online forum says you should be polite, respectful, stay on topic and use walls-o-text if you want to be popular online
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Sun December 31, 2017
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Lady caught on video being super racist, then makes up a bunch of excuses as to why you shouldn't trust your lying eyes
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Snopes)
 
 
 
No Wikileaks did NOT release 700 terabytes of "deep state" files despite claims online. Which should have been obvious because A) the claim comes from a site with a "Soviet Union" domain name and B) there's no such thing as "the deep state"
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Wed December 27, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
If there was collusion between the Trump campaign and the Russian government, it likely included coordination between Russia's and Trump's Digital Ops team of online ad buys, social media efforts, data etc. Guess who Mueller is talking to now?
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