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headlines found matching 'oldest person'
Tue November 23, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
1800s are now officially history
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett is a Marvel fan
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Thu November 11, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
89-year-old man earns Ph.D. and fulfills dream of being physicist, having defended his thesis on the quantum mechanics of how those dang kids can be simultaneously on his lawn and off his lawn
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Mon November 08, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
83 year old man becomes the oldest person to ever hike the Appalachian Trail. No word on who the lucky lady was
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos originally offered Capt. Kirk's seat to Tom Hanks, apparently having never seen any movie involving Tom Hanks and all forms of transportation
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Takei unleashes the photon torpedoes on William Shatner. There were no survivors
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prince William suggests space travel be left to people who are descendants of some farcical aquatic ceremony
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Chrome adblock extension actually -increases- ads. SURPRISE
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Wed October 13, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
William Shatner sent to space. Space sent him back
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Mon October 11, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
William Shatner, best known for starring in the CBS hit drama " $#* My Dad Says", will have his trip into space delayed by one day
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Now that Captain Kirk is really going to space, George Costanza realizes the inevitable next step
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Fri September 24, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Captain Kirk to become oldest man in space
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Mon August 23, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Some kids goof off all summer before starting kindergarten. And some kids grab a bag of Skittles and hike the Appalachian Trail. All of it
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Sat August 21, 2021
(National Today)
 
 
 
August 21 is National Senior Citizens Day. Tell us who your favorite ones are and any stories involving them. We would like to go to their house and celebrate but they keep telling us to get off their lawn
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