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Mon September 26, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Air fry the cheesecake first, unless you want dessert to smell funny
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(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA shows it doesn't need a rag-tag team of oil drillers any longer
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Small New Jersey deli embroiled in "$100 million sandwich scheme." That's a lot of bread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ship with Ukrainian corn and vegetable oil docks in Lebanon. Locals hope to have their first Hush Puppy Festival later in the month
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(NPR)
 
 
 
FB- is not the father. Evidently neither is [redacted House of the Dragon spoiler]
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Russia is pushing out Iran's oil in Asia. This should not cause *any* friction
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's a great day to create. What are you working on this week? Welcome to your weekly arting thread
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Offshore wind is 125x better for taxpayers than oil and gas which is almost 13 tens which is why it's never gonna really happen
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Sat September 24, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Three years after theft of golden toilet, Metro reports police still have nothing to go on. I said, they have nothing to go on because it's a toilet... Hello? Is this thing on?
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Thanks Ryan Reynolds, but leaving your mic on as you go to the toilet at a fan's house while filming your Welcome to Wrexham documentary provides a little too much information (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 22, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Popular "how to" Google searches in the USA: "fix a leaky toilet", "roast a chicken", "start a business". Popular "how to" searches in Russia: "break an arm", "leave Russia". Surprisingly no "how to survive falling out a window". Fail tag for Putin and his war
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Representative Mayonnaise Traitor Greed introduces Articles of Impeachment against President Biden. But at least she admits that he is President
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Tue September 20, 2022
(D Magazine)
 
 
 
Seeking the truth about how the Stanley Cup got dented at a Pantera party. Spoiler alert: alcohol was involved
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: Susan Sarandon killed Geena Davis
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Mon September 19, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Because you didn't ask, here's why a toilet is hanging on a Navy F/A-18 Super Hornet's wing. Welcome to Fark
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
So what does happen when sailors flush their toilets on US Navy ships? It's a crapshoot
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(Wisconsin Public Radio)
 
 
 
*deep breath* Residents in a northern Wisconsin city will be paying less for water utilities because an oil refinery went back into service BUT they're going to be seeing higher gas and electric utility rates in the next year. Got that?
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Sun September 18, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: From canoes to carriers, share your stories involving boats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thanks to inflation affecting ingredients, oil, and labor, Korean fried chicken is increasingly priced like Kobe beef, so hungry Koreans are literally rushing to any store offering cheap fried-chicken promotions
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In shocking news that is as shocking as something that is very shocking, oil companies had no intention of reaching climate goals or going green. Philip J. Fry unavailable for comment
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
At long last, engineers have created liquid metal morphing robots, from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create the Torment Nexus
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Fri September 16, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Germany invades three Russian oil refineries. Tanks, Vlad
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
The trade tree involving Wayne Gretzky going from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings and following the players and picks flipped from that one transaction, has finally ended 34 years later
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Wed September 14, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern isn't allowed to touch the air fryer, so she's draining fried foods directly onto trash
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(Daily Inter Lake)
 
 
 
Decoy cop car faces mandatory retirement after legendary career foiling would-be speeders, will likely need avenging by partner after being gunned down just days shy of pension
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe this but Joe Manchin is bringing in the Big Oil guns... to help ensure his permitting reform rider has the most poisonous of poison pills
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(AOL)
 
 
 
HelloToilet
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Did your car's engine go Kablooey? You don't have the oil change receipts? No warranty for you
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
"He's dead to me at this point. I'm not going to support him. And quite frankly if it boils down to it, I may run against him"
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Sun September 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Exxon Valdez captain Joseph Hazelwood runs aground at 75
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Crown may pause filming due to inadvertent spoilers for the final season
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Thu September 08, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Burning Man toilet cleaner saves a life: Holy Shiat
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Energy companies are full of brown when it comes to being green. Shocking, but true
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who wouldn't want to vacation in a lifeless desert ruled by an oppressive government dominated by conservative religious beliefs. No, not Utah
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
When it's time for subby to shuffle off this mortal coil, I hope it's half as cool as this ultra-rare rim rock crowned snake, found posthumously with a giant centipede crammed 2/3 down its gullet
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(Financial Express)
 
 
 
The English are concerned about the number of Indians who have carelessly located their houses on British soil, citing the disaster that this caused in 1947
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thisisfine.gif now with photographic, non-illustrated proof
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Uncle Vladi at the Vladivostok Economic Forum (???) enthusiastically claims that Western sanctions are ruining Europeans' lives, while not affecting the lives of Russians at all. Presumably because Russian lives can't really get any worse
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(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Nippon Paper sues toilet paper manufacturer for their shiatty behavior
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Tue September 06, 2022
(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
"Sorry you all are stuck drinking boiled puddle water, but I was busy taking the limo from my mansion to go bully some gay kids"
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Could America return to $1/gallon gas? Could this be the dumbest question ever asked in a headline?
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Mon September 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How Portland stopped the Proud Boys. Spoiler alert: they didn't just stand around and hope they got bored
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Electric vehicles could require 30% less manufacturing labor than conventional cars, which has experts on the economy and sociology of the Midwest so very concerned
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the most surprising development since dawn leading to daytime, "temporary" shutdown of Nord Stream 1 pipeline is now "indefinite" after discovery of "oil leak"
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Fri September 02, 2022
(CHEK News)
 
 
 
If vandalism's what you crave / In a public toilet, feeling brave / Use your head and be discreet / Don't burn your names upon the seat
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Thu September 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fires and electrical explosions forced Amazon to take all of its U.S. solar rooftops offline last year. Welp, y'all tried but green energy is too risky; better revert to safe, tried-and-true combustion of whale and baby seal oil
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
They say springtime in Moscow is lovely, but you have to visit in the autumn, too, to see the falling oil tycoons
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Wed August 31, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Excellent
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Mon August 29, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Each 7pm ET MSNBC thread looks like a cosmos alone, to any consciousness that partakes of it. The Maddites came from other Threads-until they came here, and joined ours." Having dropped this bomb, Fraa Jad excused himself and went to the toilet
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Fri August 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russia is purposely burning off a massive volume of natural gas in their attempt to drag us all to Hell with them
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Things are really going to shiat as toilet tax evasion trial opens in Germany
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The FBI found documents in TFG's... oh, gross. Sure hope they boiled them
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(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
Water? Like from the toilet?
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(Fox 23 Tulsa)
 
 
 
"I might even quit on the spot": how Oklahoma educators are responding to the victory of State Superintendent candidate who wants to "fight for Oklahoma Conservative values", which apparently boils down to screaming the phrase "CRT" a lot
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Wed August 24, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
Hero
 
Add more B to your BLTM
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Tue August 23, 2022
(ABC 4 Charleston)
 
 
 
Other risky dreams include peeling some hardboiled eggs and trying to fish something out of the garbage disposal
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Only Murders in the Building will feature a subplot with ants taking over the Arconia (spoilers)
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Oil prices are a Shell game
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Mon August 22, 2022
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Portable toilet carrier gets the runs in Raleigh
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Yes, you greasy toilet brush in a suit, this is exactly what Jesus had in mind. Now back to furiously deleting the contents of your browser history, lil' fella
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Competitive players are making their bags more slippery by using fabric softener, throwing them in the laundry or even a dunk in a pot of boiling water. All to make ease those ball-filled bags in the cornhole
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Sat August 20, 2022
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
I've seen this movie. Spoiler: It doesn't end well
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wondering what (not) to eat? Wonder no more. (Spoilers: hotdogs are the worst)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I bought an Amazon return pallet and got this exciting used toilet brush for only $473"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You don't need an oven when making a baked potato. Try these appliances instead
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Fri August 19, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Please, FSM, let this be real and doable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Adjust your tinfoil, Anne Heche was murdered due to her upcoming movie on sex trafficking
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Even TFG thinks Gritty will ultimately feast on entrails of New Jersey snake oil salesman
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Before a woman leaves for a trip, she sits down and explains to her boyfriend how to boil an egg and use a toaster. That sounds easy enough, right?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
OPEC: We're not to blame for global inflation while we don't open the taps and increase supply. Also, Russia is our buddy
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Highly toxic Fukushima chemical waste moved to Hokkaido for detoxification. Okay, good start, but who's the protester girl character and what kind of monster budget are we looking at?
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Tue August 16, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Bob Odenkirk shares special video thanking fans of Better Call Saul [warning: possible spoilers]
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"He certainly can't take back all the things he's done. You need a time machine for that." Co-creator Peter Gould chats on the finale of 'Better Call Saul.' **HUELL-FREE SPOILERS**
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
SPOILER: His whole administration was a security threat the entire time. A Thread
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(NPR)
 
 
 
While gas prices spiked all over the world, Saudi Arabian energy company Aramco's profits surged 90 percent during the second quarter. Are you saying that Joe Biden "I did that" sticker lied to me?
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Swiss mountain pass will lose all glacier ice 'in a few weeks' for first time since the Roman era, when their excessive use of coal and oil caused a climate catastrophe
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Thu August 11, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Better get a new batch of "I Did That" stickers ready, folks. Gas prices have dropped below $4 a gallon. Who's going SUV shopping?
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
Machete Kills (the fried chicken quesadilla)
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Wed August 10, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"We got access to a tabulator, and we were able to simulate elections." OK, now imagine a the supernova-level freakout if anyone but an oily TFG nutter uttered those words
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
After today's Trump turmoil, what would happen if DeathSantis loses re-election?
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Inferno: Another massive explosion at Cuban oil facility
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Do you want to see what TFG left in the toilet?
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Fri August 05, 2022
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
"If it can pʉʉokwetʉ, we can pehkarʉ it". This is your "Prey (2022)" Discussion thread. Out now on Hulu. Expect spoilers to flow like mud and blood
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern want you to bánh mì your dog. After you boil it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Our future overlords have armor made of iron and sulfur, don't eat, and could live in your broiler on the highest setting. Subby looks forward to their reign
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Wed August 03, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Spanish farmers fear olive oil shortage due to drought. Popeye and Brutus are devasted
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out injecting a combination of oil, benzyl alcohol, and lidocaine directly into your muscles might be deadly. Who knew?
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Tue August 02, 2022
(7 News Australia)
 
 
 
This is supposed to be a "disturbing" act with toilet paper caught on video at Woolworths?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're boiling your hot dogs wrong
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spain warns heatwave threatens olive oil. Popeye already en route
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Man can now play Doom on his toilet, and not the way you already could
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Mon August 01, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Scientists claim humans migrated to Alberta oilsands as long ago as 13000 years and even then hated Trudeau
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just Russia smuggling oil to China by turning off transponders and transferring oil to other ships at sea
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The intern discovered that you can dip hard-boiled eggs into various dips, then clock out for the day
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Oil prices slick down
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Sun July 31, 2022
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
It is the UEFA Women's Euro final. Will the English women win on home soil or will Germany make it a simple game? Kickoff is at Noon ET
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Every day for lunch, Cary Grant had an egg. A hard-boiled egg. One--repeat, ONE-hard-boiled egg. And other words of wisdom from Mel Brooks
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Sat July 30, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan snags Guinness World Record for giant croquette, a 615 lb deep-fried potato and beef monster dipped into 290 gallons of 338F oil by a crane. "The resulting croquette had a nice golden exterior and a slightly sweet flavor"
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hawaii says aloha to latest shipment of coal, also says aloha to future coal shipments
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mega-rich boss of Shell Oil laughs at you minions and your cost of living crisis while raking in record profits since Ukraine war
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You may be struggling, but the oil industry is making record profit, and isn't that all that matters?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you live in Mississippi forget Covid forget Monkeypox, be afraid of soil and water
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Today on "Oh, no. Anyway": Damien Hirst
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Heading to a Florida gulf island. Looking to do a shrimp boil for the family. Recipe to the left. Suggestions to the right for sides or mains
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Tue July 26, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
And the oil company would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Headline in the form of a question means we already know the answer
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Mon July 25, 2022
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Shop fined for using customer's truck to dump illegally. Authorities have twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was
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Sun July 24, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed a business that uses copious amount of tinfoil would be the target of right wing nutjobs?
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Fri July 22, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
New Scots whisky makers have a new method. This is not a repeat
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Petroleum Industry worldwide has made 3 billion in profit PER DAY. Enough unfettered profits to buy every politician, every government, every country, worldwide for, like, FOREVER. So much for battling such quaint problems as Global Warming
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Let's ignore these useless food tips
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Edmonton Child Oilers
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Mon July 18, 2022
(MIT)
 
 
 
You may not be boiling water wrong, but you're not using the right pot
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Fri July 15, 2022
(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
Have we all forgotten what empty pasta sauce jars are for?
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(Voice of America)
 
Hero
 
Yellen has plan to bust a cap on Putin
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Regions Bank drops the ball on really the wrong-person-to-piss-off's trust accounts
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Thu July 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden: Whoa, whoa, whoa. When I said that I would make Saudi Arabia "pay the price" and "become a pariah" for murdering Khashoggi, I meant that I would do that in my head. You know, like a little fantasy sort of thing. Not that I would actually do it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
SMACS spelled backward is SCAMS. And that's just the tip of the tinfoil hat
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yesterday the CPI (retail inflation) rate was up 9.1%; today the wholesale level is up a "near-record" 11.3%. That's why subby always buys retail *taps temple*
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Wed July 13, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
US to study protecting more habitat for North Pacific right whales. Wrong whales are on their own
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Every statue in Thor explained, including the one of Darth Jar-Jar (spoilers)
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Man in 'burning pain' fails to read the fine print after mistakenly using toilet wipes on his backside as loo roll for days. Then he apparently called the media about this
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
*Hork*
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
American cruise ships headed to Alaska are taking advantage of lax Canadian environmental regulations in the waters of British Columbia and using it as a toilet bowl for toxic waste
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Legoflation is here
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Ford expands "Your vehicle may spontaneously combust" recall to include 100,000 other newer models. One of the fixes involves drilling holes to prevent oil from a failed engine explosion from soaking a defective circuit board and igniting
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Fri July 08, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
An insurrectionist, a genital biting zombie, an old fashioned racist, and a snake oil salesman. No its not the lead in to a bad joke, its your GOP primary for Michigan Governor
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Thu July 07, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
The Boys Season 3 finale now streaming, spoilers right this way ----→
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
For you yanks that want to better understand why the UK is in leadership turmoil today, this bloke explains it swimmingly. It ain't a load of bollocks
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Economists project that oil could drop to $45 per barrel. Or could climb to $380 a barrel. At this point we're just pulling numbers out of a hat to keep the boss happy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Pro-tip: the middle of the road is a poor place to lie down and take a nap
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Wed July 06, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Swimmer says she was drugged at world championships. Tonya Harding alibi confirmed
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Transatlantic carrier pigeon? Transatlantic carrier pigeon
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
At least you have an excuse for your greasy fingers. Today, anyway
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
OPEC Secretary General drops dead on news oil has dropped below $100
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My fiancé uses too much toilet paper. What do?"
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Tue July 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Translation: The oligarchs have realized that if they squeeze any harder now there will be less to steal later
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Oil falls $8 to below $100/barrel. Gas prices remain unchanged
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(WKZO Kalamazoo)
 
 
 
Best Korea demonstrates the truly awesome power of flushing all their toilets at the same time
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Sun July 03, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cartoon villain and economic genius Jeff Bezos defends record oil company profits
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(NPR)
 
 
 
She tried to avoid plastic while grocery shopping for a week. What? I have to wash out cloth diapers? I'm out
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Stranger Things Season 4 Part 2 has arrived. Time to discuss the fight against Vecna, master of puppets [Spoiler discussion]
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Soil pollution and heart disease may be linked so think twice about eating that 3rd chili cheese dog you dropped in the mud
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
If you watched the Hulu series The Bear, please come into this thread and help me out. Spoilers in thread
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(Edmonton Journal)
 
 
 
Edmonton sports writer trolls the NSA by triggering their algorithms all day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beef braciole has three of my favorite features: It's easy; you get two hours to hang with family and drink while it's simmering; and it makes the house smell great. Hey Drew: When are we gonna get a Delicious or Mouth-Watering tag?
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Tue June 28, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
♫ Throw out your hands, stick out your tush. Hands on your hips, give them a push. It's Mel Brooks 96th birthday. Voilà
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Sun June 26, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Texas is Number 3. Which is odd, because when I think Texas, I think No. 2, but that's just me
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Fri June 24, 2022
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
BP paid taxes on its North Sea business to the UK for the first time in years. In an unrelated story, it's begun "re-imagining" its accountancy staff
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire wants you to use mayo when you rub your meat
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Wed June 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The good news: Oil prices have dropped almost 16 percent in just 2 weeks, which means some relief at the gas pumps is in sight. The bad news: And also indicating that we're edging ever closer to a full-blown recession
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Biden proposes plan that will cause oil companies to raise the price of gas by another 18.4¢ per gallon
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
"Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person;" "I don't wanna talk to you no more you empty-headed animal food trough wiper;" "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries"
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
"Obi-Wan Kenobi" season (series?) finale promises a big fight. Darth Subby will spoil you by noting that Luke, Leia, Bail, Owen, & Beru will all be all right though they might need changes of underwear. Streaming on the Evil Disney+ Empire at 3 AM ET
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Food Network)
 
 
 
It's the Monday Food Tab Discussion asking what uncommon ingredient do you commonly use?
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
LARPing trio disappointed their plans for building a castle were foiled. They'll respawn in one to three years and be able to try again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Florida deputies have been disciplined for texting their friends about Bob Saget's death before his family was informed. Man, talk about a spoiler alert
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Sun June 19, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Life on an offshore oil rig platform. Thank you for not smoking
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Sat June 18, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Sebastian Vettel must think F1 cars use unicorn farts as fuel
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Norton to develop cutting edge electric motorbikes, trying to work out how they can still leak oil
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Starting TOMORROW, Britain will boil thanks to EXTREME Spanish heatwave raising temperatures to a punishing 93F. Schools will close. Trains will slow down. Roads will melt
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Thu June 16, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone. The U.S. Energy Secretary and Oil Executives are going to sit in a room and scream at each other. Relief at the pump will surely follow
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
This 5th grader disliked the lack of lettuce in his school taco, so he contacted his state rep and fixed the problem. You got 2 tacos at Taco Bell that resembled day-old vomit, ate both, spent 2 days on the toilet, and now plan to go back for more
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
When you gotta go, you gotta go, that's why you need the world's smallest portable toilet in your pocket
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Wed June 15, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Russia now making more on fossil fuels now than before the war despite heavy sanctions. Thanks EU, China, Turkey and India
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Kevin Drum)
 
 
 
Consumer price of gasoline is $0.60 per gal higher than oil prices would suggest
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Mon June 13, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ron Johnson thinks gun control boils down to background checks. Of Hunter Biden
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sailing across the Atlantic in a portable toilet
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(Tasting Table)
 
 
 
With bacon fat? I bet it's bacon fat
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Sat June 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
We have a breaking story. Red-blooded self-reliant bootstrappy free-marketing Americans are outraged they continue to be charged money for gasoline
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Fri June 10, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
And, more on the Resource Wars. So... beware invasions of Canada or militarization of oil platforms
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The stories behind the goal songs for the Avalanche, Lightning, Rangers, and *whoops* the Oilers were swept so quickly they aren't even included in the article
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Expert industry observer analysts see gas prices heading back down as soon as oil executives stop liking money
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When the oil hits the Orange Anus
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Thu June 09, 2022
(KWQC Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Grabs popc--WAIT, WHAT
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Captain Pike reunites with his first, lost love and must help protect a scientific miracle child from a vast conspiracy that is totally not Section 31. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, "Lift Us Where Suffering Cannot Reach" 3AM ET on Paramount+ (spoilers in thread)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The "Shadow Realms" have come for Lord Kiro . The "Shadow Realms" have come for us all? Or maybe just for the crew of "The Orville"? S3E2 drops on Hulu at 3 AM ET (spoilers in thread)
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Wed June 08, 2022
(KAIT Jonesboro)
 
Weeners
 
Boil your Weiner water
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Tue June 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
A: Because oil executives like money, and will continue to do so
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Bad weather may spoil durian harvest. Musang king and black thorn prices predicted to double, so don't suffer sticker shock or anything
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Mon June 06, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny McSex Cup gets the brooms prepared as the Avs go for the sweep against the Oilers. Can McJesus resurrect Edmonton's fortunes, if only for 1 game? Will matters at Pemberley prevent Darcy from taking the net for Colorado? Game on @ 8pm ET
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden keeps the gas price dial in the Lincoln Bedroom
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Sun June 05, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have rarely seen a trailer that I thought needed *NO SPOILERS*. Then the Bad Batch Season 2 trailer hit like *********** with a *********** I'd say take my money Disney, but they already have it
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Sat June 04, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
McJohnny McSex McCup McGame 3. The Oilers really hope the "a series doesn't start until the home team loses" cliche is true. Will Darcy return from tracking down that notorious rake George Wickham in London in time for puck drop? Game on @ 8pm ET
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Fri June 03, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Please take stock that while gas prices are soaring, oil executives are cashing out their stocks like crazy
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
It's been out a week. So which things did you like? Were they strange enough for you? What was the strangest thing? [Stranger Things Season 4 Part 1 Spoiler Discussion]
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Thu June 02, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
OPEC decides they want to get in on those record oil prices
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
This really fries my nuts
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Wed June 01, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because Big Oil wants a Republican back in the White House so there will be less regulation. And the American People are stupid enough to believe that Joe Biden has a switch on his desk in the Oval Office that sets the price for a gallon of gas
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Tue May 31, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
Round 3 game 1: West Final, quest to not touch the Campbell Trophy begins tonight.. Oil look to grease the Avalanche, everyone else points & laughs. Joke is, loser doesn't even get the choice to not touch it. 8:00PM ET puck drop
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Brave EU heroes vote to ban 90 percent of all Russian oil. With one tiny, tiny exception -- any oil that arrives by pipeline. Man, that'll show 'em
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Yes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 97 of WW3: EU leaders agree to ban most Russian oil imports. Russian forces "focused on establishing control over...Severodonetsk..." Luhansk regional military denies Russians have captured Severodonetsk. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
No
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(CNN)
 
Hero
 
UK hits oil, gas companies with $6 billion windfall tax; USA surrenders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's not oil approaching the anus, it's gasoline. Feel the burn
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 96 of WW3: EU officials push for "difficult" Russian oil embargo, Russian troops continue to gain ground in Donetsk and Luhansk, while Ukrainian forces push a counter-offensive in the south. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
You've been boiling eggs wrong this entire time: tako-less takoyaki edition
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