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Mon March 08, 2021
		An interview with the finest tactical officer in Star Trek history, even if his character was bested by a barrel source: salon.com \| share:	28

Sun March 07, 2021
	NYC's "Naked Cowboy" arrested at Daytona Beach's Bike Week for being "Naked in Daytona," aggressive panhandling source: clickorlando.com \| share:	53
	Space Force rank insignia draws on proud Air Force tradition: E-4s will wear 17 chevrons, six rockers, three stars, a space ship, and five diamonds source: military.com \| share:	129

Sat March 06, 2021
		This is another reason why we shouldn't allow lunatics to own power tools source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	81

Fri March 05, 2021
	Dallas police department suspects officer of ordering two murders, leaves him on the job for over a year "to not tip him off" source: 6abc.com \| share:	26
	Austin police refuse to release the video of an officer-involved shooting on January 5 due to something unrelated to the shooting that happened five weeks later source: kxan.com \| share:	22
	Reddit hires first CFO; Drew in talks to hire first Chief Bourbon Officer source: reuters.com \| share:	19
	Mom always said my video game addiction would land me in prison one day source: news.sky.com \| share:	33
	One Arizona county has so many vaccine doses, it's now able to offer them to anyone over 18. Meanwhile you keep hitting F5 in the hopes of an appointment source: cnn.com \| share:	65

Thu March 04, 2021
		Don't bring a knife to a gun fight, no problem. How about a flamethrower to a gas station? source: durangoherald.com \| share:	21

Wed March 03, 2021
	Gab's Chief Technology Officer demonstrates why you never, ever let anyone more than one rung up the ladder from actual developers do anything at all to actual code source: arstechnica.com \| share:	15
	Don't hold your breath source: amp.usatoday.com \| share:	27
	Not making eye contact with a cop at a bar? That's an arrestin' source: newsweek.com \| share:	67

Tue March 02, 2021
		Excuse Me, Where's the Valet? Right this way, take a seat and could you blow into this machine? Thanks source: thenewsherald.com \| share:	2

Mon March 01, 2021
	Viral video shows Georgia Tech police officer beating a trespasser. In a dance-off source: wsbtv.com \| share:	34
	'Braindead' camping parents slammed on social media for failing to find a safe place to pitch a tent for the night with the kid by camping on the edge of a dangerous cliff edge prone to landslides source: news.com.au \| share:	65
	It's never going to end well when you began drunkenly asking the arresting officers "Do you know who I am," Ms. State Representative source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share:	65
	It's never going to end well when you began drunkenly asking the arresting officers "Do you know who I am," Ms. State Representative source: hawaiinewsnow.com \| share:	65

Sun February 28, 2021
	Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	173
	Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	173
	Canadian gay couple are handcuffed by cops for kissing on Mexican beach, before angry crowd forces officers to release them source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	135

Sat February 27, 2021
	Man assaults cops by repeatedly running into their fists source: nj.com \| share:	38
	Georgia Senate approves bill to teach police how to behave around drivers. Wait. Scratch that. Reverse it source: ajc.com \| share:	83

Fri February 26, 2021
		The officer noted a strong odor of marijuana coming from inside the 2012 Chevy Chrysler with no plates source: klkntv.com \| share:	39

Thu February 25, 2021
	German charged with passing parliament floor plans to Russia. I don't know why, the Kremlin looks much nicer source: apnews.com \| share:	19
	When a business you've patronized for 30 years is happy to turn you in to the FBI, you must be quite the pleasant chap source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	46
	Just shy of two months into this year, TSA officers at the airport have already found six guns. Five this month at this one airport source: wtae.com \| share:	50
	35 Capitol Police officers are under investigation for Capitol riot. 6 have had police powers suspended. .. Bonus: FBI warning about violence was sent to FBI agents embedded with Capitol Police who did not forward it to anyone. This is not fine source: twitter.com \| share:	78
	Missouri county gives their sheriff the ability to arrest federal officers after consulting the Conservative Constitution where the Supremacy Clause has been replaced with another copy of the 2nd Amendment source: townhall.com \| share:	123

Wed February 24, 2021
		Numerous "disturbances" reported near Salem and Danvers. Police are sending K9s and drones so as to not expose human officers to certain madness source: whdh.com \| share:	72

Tue February 23, 2021
	If you're not going to save my dog then send someone to save me source: fox16.com \| share:	12
	Three police officers chase man without a mask down London street (w/ nsfw pics) source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	19
	Unexpected hazard of a snow storm in Texas: getting arrested for walking home from work while Black source: dailydot.com \| share:	134

Mon February 22, 2021
		Black officer in the Capitol Police, while dealing with insurrectionists, asks, "I voted for Joe Biden, does my vote not count?" You can imagine where it goes from here source: mediaite.com \| share:	80

Sat February 20, 2021
		FBI, jk? source: cnn.com \| share:	71

Fri February 19, 2021
	Let's check-in and see how former Yankee and Red Sox fan favorite Johnny Damon is doing...oh my source: nypost.com \| share:	35
	Six Capitol Police officers suspended, 29 more under investigation for aiding and abetting the terrorists during the Capitol insurrection source: cnn.com \| share:	166

Thu February 18, 2021
	Seven federal charges filed against Arkansas Capitol rioter for beating police officer with American flag, being too dumb to grasp concept of irony source: arkansasonline.com \| share:	46
	The first rule of mobile meth labs is make sure you have a current inspection sticker source: gantdaily.com \| share:	20
	Animal cruelty officers in Houston are responding to reports of pets left outside in the cold, though in fairness it may be warmer outside than inside source: click2houston.com \| share:	29

Wed February 17, 2021
	Constable goes 133km/h in a 70 zone with no lights or sirens and permanently cripples a driver, claims he isn't guilty of "dangerous driving causing grievous bodily harm" source: dailymail.co.uk \| share:	40
	"The first visual is 'oh my gosh' and then you kind of go wait a second there's a leg here, a leg there." The incident was taken very seriously, however, officers quickly realized real humans were not involved source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	16
	Federal Appeals Court rules that New York City can release disciplinary records for all cops and corrections officers despite police union argument that the public has no right to see how much paid vacation is given out source: nytimes.com \| share:	34
	Two guys staying at a Florida resort refused to wear masks. When hotel staff asked them to, they said they were U.S. marshals and threatened to arrest the staff. Employees called the real police and the men were arrested for impersonating officers source: tampabay.com \| share:	50
	Police help track down runaway emu in Utah town, says officer Rod Hull source: abc4.com \| share:	15
	Thanks to the actions of an animal control officer, Vision was taken in by an animal sanctuary that specializes in caring for dogs that face being euthanized due to medical issues or overcrowded shelters. Welcome all to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: wzzm13.com \| share:	365

Tue February 16, 2021
	Remember the frothing mob, including one Douglas Jensen, that chased Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman up all those flights of stairs? So does a grand jury source: twitter.com \| share:	162
(Some Guy)	Lawyer whose pants once caught fire in court was busted for cocaine possession after traffic stop source: insurancenewsnet.com \| share:	19
	Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings source: wcvb.com \| share:	32

Mon February 15, 2021
		You're not helping source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	26

Sun February 14, 2021
		Father of teen boy charged with assaulting a Capitol police officer: in hindsight, your honor, perhaps taking my son to a riot, giving him a weapon, and winding him up with all that Qanon BS, weren't the best parenting choices I could have made source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	65

Sat February 13, 2021
		Kill-away Cove source: news4jax.com \| share:	23

Fri February 12, 2021
	Cops on the disastrous Capitol insurrection response: One officer in the middle of the scrum, a combat veteran, thought the rioters were so vicious that they seemed fueled by methamphetamine source: propublica.org \| share:	93
	Those underground tunnels that can be sealed to protect Congress couldn't be sealed because the Proud Boys prevented it. Those scamps think of everything source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	55
	Senators for once unanimously agree on something, vote to give Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman the Congressional Gold Medal. It truly is heartwarming to see how a Goodman can unite us source: thehill.com \| share:	52
	Hey baby, do you swing both ways? You know, that's a nice pair of hinges that you got there. You're so beautiful, so tall, so wide. I'd really love to grab your handle and push source: abc-7.com \| share:	21
	Don't ride a shopping cart down a snowy hill and crash into a cop car. Unless you want to source: wvmetronews.com \| share:	28
	Ask a cop questions? That's a Beatles source: vice.com \| share:	85
	It's been a hard week. Enjoy some easy listening with the "Police Pepper Spray 9-Year-Old Concerto" source: apnews.com \| share:	68
	It's been a hard week. Enjoy some easy listening with the "Police Pepper Spray 9-Year-Old Concerto" source: apnews.com \| share:	68
	Phoenix police officer gets day off of work for cooking his K9 partner to death source: 10news.com \| share:	53
	Canada's Chief Science Officer is "stressed" which we assume is the Canadian polite version of screaming and throwing a chair through the window source: msn.com \| share:	6
	Stalking? Officer, I was only putting handwritten notes with "If this isn't too much trouble" and my contact information into this woman's handbag. That isn't stalking, that's being respectful source: japantoday.com \| share:	15

Thu February 11, 2021
	Protip: When you steal guns and equipment from an FBI Agent's car, reselling them to an undercover officer isn't going to work out too well. Even without the meth source: koin.com \| share:	13
	Buffalo Police Benevolent Association is extremely pleased with the decision by a grand jury to dismiss charges against Officers McCabe and Torgalski. You may remember them as the officers who pushed the old man down so hard it cracked his skull source: wkbw.com \| share:	121
	Senator Graham (I - Do Declare) says Senate is more likely to acquit because - C) The Capitol Police should have mowed down all the protestors. Do you kiss your Trump's ass with that same mouth, Lindsey? source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	82
	Swordmaster: 0, Cop: 1 source: wjactv.com \| share:	63

Wed February 10, 2021
	We appreciate your bravery and service, Officer Eugene Goodman. Human emotions, Mitt Romney source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	61
	Ohio cops being praised for "using their words" rather than their guns to apprehend an armed and suicidal suspect. Tag is for the fact that this is unusual enough to earn accolades source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	41
	Don't want people posting videos of you doing bad things to social media? Simple, play copyrighted music on your phone while they are recording. At least this is what some cops now appear to be doing source: thegrio.com \| share:	98
	It ain't armed robbery if the bat ain't loaded source: journaltimes.com \| share:	12
	In 2018, a man threatened to kill his doctor. Can you guess why this is coming up now? source: heavy.com \| share:	53

Tue February 09, 2021
	Drunk driving cop runs into house at 70mph, injuring a woman and killing a dog. Expect the woman to soon be arrested for assaulting a police officer source: jalopnik.com \| share:	42
	LAPD officer steals pickup truck from dealer, alters police report to show it was recovered, and drives it for a year before being caught source: ktla.com \| share:	36
	Police warn homeowner that an armed fugitive is in the area. Homeowner gets his own gun for protection. Police then surround the homeowner's property, kill him when he matches the description for the criminal and doesn't drop his weapon in time source: idahostatejournal.com \| share:	116
	Polly Wants Appeal source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	17

Mon February 08, 2021
	What goes in the nose? Officer knows source: wwnytv.com \| share:	15
	With the death of ASP Tinky of Dog Squad last year, the Muzaffarnagar police lost a brilliant officer. Paying tribute to the Super Cop Dog, the police unveiled ta statue of Tinky at the police line here on Saturday source: msn.com \| share:	1
	As a bonus, her name actually is 'Karen' source: nypost.com \| share:	121
	A group of "constitutional sheriffs" is open trying to recruit police officers to disrupt the Biden administration. In other news, subby has a new name for his laxative supply source: mlive.com \| share:	178

Sun February 07, 2021
		Trainer attempted to catch Pokémon. Police used $750 CITATION. It was super effective and caused confusion source: cbc.ca \| share:	48

Sat February 06, 2021
	I don't like that guy. He's owes me money and he's supposed to be in rehab. Yeah, that's him spraying that Capitol cop with mace source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	71
	Causing a wreck that injures two children, after drinking and while on adderall, is no way to prepare for the big game, son source: wlns.com \| share:	28
	♫ A month after Christmas, Animal Services had to free: eight dogs a-wilting, seven cats a-slimming, six donkeys braying, one riiiiing-taaaailed lemur, four trampling horses, three wretched minis, too much feces, and an alpaca standing in pee. ♫ source: firstcoastnews.com \| share:	11

Fri February 05, 2021
		Things go missing from military bases all the time, right? So what if 10lbs of C4 just disappeared during training exercises 2 weeks ago? I mean, it's not like a bunch of current and former military members have been part of some kind of viol- Oh fu source: 10news.com \| share:	68

Thu February 04, 2021
	Teenager who filmed himself verbally abusing the UK's Chief Medical Officer in the street receives harshest possible punishment - his mum's taken his PlayStation away source: theguardian.com \| share:	30
	Officer, I'm quite sure it is your duty to protect and to shovel source: metrowestdailynews.com \| share:	32
	Officer, I'm quite sure it is your duty to protect and to shovel source: metrowestdailynews.com \| share:	32
	Apparently, not pulling over for a cop because you "didn't feel like it" is not a defense. (With mugshot goodness) source: azfamily.com \| share:	49

Wed February 03, 2021
	Fake London Met Officer tries to collect 500 pounds from two citizens because he said they had breached COVID lockdown rules. He now can study real police procedures up close source: bbc.com \| share:	1
	What happened to Officer Sicknick is a travesty and those involved in causing his death should burn. But damn, isn't it nice to have a President and First Lady who are capable of stately, dignified solemnity again? source: cnn.com \| share:	59
	Police Chief surfs the news channels during Officer Sicknick's memorial service, is not amused by the coverage of a certain network. "People thank us for our service until our sacrifices don't support their agendas" source: twitter.com \| share:	81
	Fox News was so busy washing its hair tonight that it didn't have time to air the ceremony in honor of police Officer Sicknick source: twitter.com \| share:	83

Tue February 02, 2021
	Michigan man booby-trapped his house to kill cops investigating stolen credit card used to purchase a whopping $1500 of stuff. It didn't work, and now his charge has been upgraded to attempted murder source: apnews.com \| share:	32
	If you're going to assault a Capitol police officer on video, try not being on parole in one state AND having an outstanding warrant from another, genius source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	39
	Minneapolis decides that in addition to having police officers wear body cameras, they should probably make them leave them on during calls source: startribune.com \| share:	54

Mon February 01, 2021
	Intel's official TDP numbers have become so disjointed from reality as to make the "street value" figures that police officers feed the media after a drug bust look pretty darn accurate source: extremetech.com \| share:	14
	Cops pepper spray 9-year-old who had not committed a crime, which is probably why they didn't shoot her instead source: newsmaven.io \| share:	188

Sat January 30, 2021
		Florida cops were asked to check on a guy who wasn't answering his phone. They found him unresponsive, threw a magazine at him and left. Turns out he was dying source: tampabay.com \| share:	104

Fri January 29, 2021
	US Capitol police officer who died defending democracy to return to his post one last time source: thehill.com \| share:	40
	Would somebody please make this guy the liaison officer to Republicans? (NSFW language) source: twitter.com \| share:	105
	If you see cops making an arrest and get salty with them, you might get arrested yourself. Especially if you're driving a salt truck and dump your payload on them source: wlwt.com \| share:	26
	Specialists in SPAAAACE source: military.com \| share:	24
	Slamming your ATV into a police car on a public street, then falling off, isn't normal. But on meth it is source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	16

Thu January 28, 2021
	Pakistan's Supreme Court declares Pearl's beheaders as police officers who had a license to kill, orders their release immediately source: cnn.com \| share:	65
	Spike belts don't always work the way police want them to source: krqe.com \| share:	35

Wed January 27, 2021
	True QAnon believer Mateo Q charged with attacking National Guardsmen, thinks Antifa meth is real, almost like he's projecting source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	32
	Fine, then consider the feds to be "just covering your rent" for the next 20+ years source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	68
	Osceola Sheriff's deputy scores a knockout source: tmz.com \| share:	84

Tue January 26, 2021
	Eat mor chikin. Brayk mor windoze source: ajc.com \| share:	24
	After two of its officers were identified as participating in the attempted insurrection on Capitol Hill on January 6th, the Rocky Mount VA police dept. gave both officers a paid vaca-oh wait scratch that, they just straight up fired both of them source: thehill.com \| share:	54
	Trey Songz arrested at AFC Championship Game after he scuffled with police officerz during his arrest for not following coronavirus protocolz source: local21news.com \| share:	16

Mon January 25, 2021
	Man with 4 DUI convictions didn't think his cunning plan all the way through source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	27
	An in-depth analysis of police-related shootings of unarmed black people reveals "troubling" patterns that anybody with half a brain has known about for years source: npr.org \| share:	154

Sun January 24, 2021
		Arrest a man for collecting signatures? That's a firing source: insider.com \| share:	88

Sat January 23, 2021
	A gym owner charged with assaulting an officer during the attack on the U.S. Capitol is the son of a deceased New Jersey State Trooper. Michelle Obama attended his dad's memorial... because his brother is in the Secret Service source: twitter.com \| share:	117
	A mayor of a Tennessee shiathole town orders flag lowered to half-staff to commemorate A) the death of a town police officer in the line of duty, B) The death of the Capitol Policeman or C) the inauguration of Joseph Biden source: newschannel9.com \| share:	91

Fri January 22, 2021
	A bipartisan bill was introduced in the Senate to award Officer Eugene Goodman.....excuse me Deputy Senate Sergeant-at-Arms Eugene Goodman, the Congressional Gold Medal for his heroics during the siege of the Capitol. Good man indeed source: thehill.com \| share:	80
	Airport cop recognizes angry Capitol rioter from Instagram feed, is just here for the LOLos source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	47
	Shaquille O'Neal has become Community Officer Shaq in Henry County, Georgia source: bet.com \| share:	15
	A Georgia couple on a high-speed car chase with cops tried to hide their weed by actually eating it, authorities said. The woman also tried hiding it in "a body cavity" source: nypost.com \| share:	50
	A Georgia couple on a high-speed car chase with cops tried to hide their weed by actually eating it, authorities said. The woman also tried hiding it in "a body cavity" source: nypost.com \| share:	50

Thu January 21, 2021
		The most Florida ready headline of the day, the only question is how did Naked Florida™ man steal a police car? Apparently, the door wasn't locked, that's how source: news4jax.com \| share:	22

Wed January 20, 2021
	Monkey Whisperer arrested for illegally breeding, selling monkeys. Tamarins, too, but they're like monkeys source: baynews9.com \| share:	15
	Eugene Goodman, the Capitol Police officer who led rioters away from the Senate chamber, will escort Kamala Harris at the inauguration as the new acting deputy House Sergeant at Arms source: twitter.com \| share:	105
	Going to guess "charges against two people who qualify for but do not have licenses to carry concealed handguns" is code for "white people" source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	42
	One could argue that a guy posing as a cop and getting busted for stealing a donut was just really getting into the part. His pal who tried hide from officers in a giant pile of manure, on the other hand, was just dialing it in source: hardboilednews.com \| share:	7

Tue January 19, 2021
	"There was no planning. No pre-planning. I just don't understand. For the life of me, why not have the same precautions as we did with other demonstrations?" Because, dummy, you were set up to be a sacrifice for a glorious fascist utopia source: cnn.com \| share:	54
	Couple accused of having sex on Myrtle Beach Skywheel ride and in community pool to make porn videos will go far in that industry source: wbtw.com \| share:	75
	Pandemic? There's a Pandemic? Sorry, officer, I've been drunk for the last year so we missed this news. Surprisingly this excuse did not work source: vice.com \| share:	15

Mon January 18, 2021
		This isn't the wild west, you can't drive twice the speed limit and five times the legal BAC and expect to get away with it source: nwitimes.com \| share:	34

Sun January 17, 2021
	Woman trying to get into DC security zone claims she's a military security officer and a member of Trump's cabinet, offers commemorative challenge coin as ID. Arrestalarity ensues source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	182
	Bounty hunters conduct a no-knock raid on the wrong address, engage in shootout with homeowner. Throw in some mumble rap and Nissans with paper plates and this is the most Houston story of the year source: abc13.com \| share:	178

Sat January 16, 2021
		Two cops save unconscious teen driver by playing bumper cars. "We were able to get it stopped up on a grass berm ... and were able to see that there was a young female driver that appeared to be having a seizure" (with video) source: abc4.com \| share:	67

Fri January 15, 2021
	Official list of everybody charged with crimes at the Capitol January 6, with details of offense and current status. "Was this page helpful?" Yes, it was source: justice.gov \| share:	70
	MAGA rioters missed catching Mike Pence by seconds, and might've if he hadn't dissolved into background like he's been doing for four years source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	42
	Australian authorities say Joe the racing pigeon may be spared death amid speculation he's not some dirty flying rat from the US but is actually an Aussie source: 9news.com.au \| share:	16
	Man found driving with pants down, axe in backseat, and window smashed convicted of drunk driving, not utilizing the Freebird rule source: cbc.ca \| share:	16

Thu January 14, 2021
	Fascist who beat Capital police officer with flag poll claims he thought he was beating an anti-fascist, so everything's cool right? source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	161
	A judge told Portland PD to knock it off with the excessive force. Portland PD does not, in fact, knock it off. The judge says firing the cop at fault would be "overly punitive", and the city thinks 2 hours of training will fix it. Consequences? Feh source: courthousenews.com \| share:	21
	Florida vocal coach and piano teacher used her powerful soprano to scream at police officers that they should "tell f--king Pelosi we're coming for her F--king traitorous c--ts, we're coming We're coming for all of you" source: tampabay.com \| share:	70
	One of the Natl Guard officers defending the Capitol is Fox News contributor Pete Hegseth. This. Is. Fine source: twitter.com \| share:	57
	"Search party hoping to find Fayette County woman missing for 2 weeks". Sounds like there needs to be a second search party to find the first one source: wpxi.com \| share:	32
	The pandemic coupled with the bad economies is prompting more coupling at the park source: bringmethenews.com \| share:	20

Wed January 13, 2021
		This Florida Man is on fiyah source: fox13news.com \| share:	16

Tue January 12, 2021
	Good news: The US military IS aware that they have a "domestic terrorism problem". The bad news: they have NO IDEA how bad it is, and anti-hate group researchers and online activists are better at finding problem soldiers than military is source: politico.com \| share:	67
	The cop beaten on the steps was not Sicknick, but that doesn't mean they aren't hunting for the perpetrators source: nytimes.com \| share:	26
	Former Tallahassee ethics officer arrested for cyberstalking and threatening former lover, who had been married at the time. You'd think they would have covered that in her orientation source: tallahassee.com \| share:	22
	Officer Selfie has been suspended source: nbcnews.com \| share:	75

Mon January 11, 2021
	Any of you who were expecting the Seattle Police Officers Union head to be responsible and reasonable in the wake of the right-wing Trump Rebellion, please stand up to be ridiculed source: king5.com \| share:	35
	Newly elected Rep. Barry Moore (R-AL2) deletes Twitter account after being suspended for tweets, like "I understand it was a black police officer that shot the white female veteran. You know that doesn't fit the narrative" source: al.com \| share:	54
	"'Move on?' 'Moving on' does not mean 'forget about it. 'Moving on' requires accountability. Attacking our nation without recourse or responsibility isn't 'moving on.' A Capitol Police officer just died. Why are you defending this?" source: thehill.com \| share:	45
	The man who led the group of terrorists that chased the black Capitol police officer up the stairs inside the Capitol building is now unemployed and in jail source: kcci.com \| share:	131

Sun January 10, 2021
	Capitol police officer Brian Sicknick was maybe a Trump supporter. Author wants you to be mad that Americans don't know this, instead of being mad that his fellow Trump supporters beat him to death for doing his job and honoring the Constitution source: nypost.com \| share:	86
	Trump asks for fallen Capitol police officer to be buried at Arlington. Just kiddin', he don't care; it was a Democrat that asked source: twitter.com \| share:	71

Sat January 09, 2021
	"What upset [a Black Capitol police officer] the most was when he later saw images of a white colleague taking a selfie with the attackers, seeming to enjoy his time with the insurrectionists who were roaming the US Capitol with confederate flags" source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	138
	Man pepper-sprayed and punched by cop in case of mistaken identity receives apology. Just kidding, he received a charge of obstruction source: cjonline.com \| share:	83

Fri January 08, 2021
	Like many of us, Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick was angered by the war in Iraq and made his feelings about that known on the internet. Leave it to the NY Post to focus on that aspect on the day he died source: nypost.com \| share:	48
	Teen arrested while trying to break into a car using a screwdriver, punches and strangles cops, and TFA leaves out the most important detail: Phillips or Slotted? source: wcax.com \| share:	49
	Federal murder charges being pursued in the death of Officer Brian Sicknick, who tried to walk it off after Wednesday's riot before returning to his office and collapsing, dead source: cnn.com \| share:	64
	Officer Hooks has collared her last dirtbag source: comicbook.com \| share:	20
	The Capitol police officer who was dead and then not dead is dead again source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	294

Thu January 07, 2021
	Capitol police officer Tanya Roberts actually not dead as reported earlier source: npr.org \| share:	85
	US Capitol officer has passed away, appears related to yesterday source: cnn.com \| share:	118

Wed January 06, 2021
	Fresh off the video released where Chicago PD raided the wrong apartment and handcuffed a naked woman, we get video footage of an officer intentionally running over a woman trying to get his attention. CPD fought for a year to keep this video private source: theroot.com \| share:	13
	Mystery 'bushmeat' seized by customs officers at Newark airport source: nj.com \| share:	23
	DC police send the Proud Boys a message, making multiple arrests last night for crimes including "carrying guns without a license, possession of unregistered ammo and possession of unregistered guns,. assaulting a police officer and simple assault" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	216
	Another situation with a cop, a black man and a white man and violence. But in this story the black man saves the officer from assault by the white man. Maybe this is a new year source: kstp.com \| share:	34
	Dispatch, we have an officer involved 10-69 in progress at the motel, send backup and a supervisor source: wfsb.com \| share:	69

Tue January 05, 2021
(Some Anne)	Newly elected conservative attention seeker Lauren Boebert has a husband who did that thing with his thing Republicans are always accusing Democrats of source: annelandmanblog.com \| share:	75
	I'm dancing with tears in my eyes ... Oh and Mom's blood on my shoes source: deseret.com \| share:	35

Mon January 04, 2021
	Murder investigation after boy, 13, stabbed to death in Reading. That's why I watch TV and play video games source: news.sky.com \| share:	25
	Police dog removed from the home of the police officer who was filmed PUNCHING IT IN THE FACE source: sfgate.com \| share:	102

Sun January 03, 2021
		"Your parents are the sun and the moon? Nice try, Earth source: pennlive.com \| share:	33

Sat January 02, 2021
		Police log for Wednesday, Dec. 16, 3:07 p.m.: A walk-in reported finding a parking lot on Mass. Ave. YOU DON'T SAY source: wickedlocal.com \| share:	21

Fri January 01, 2021
		Colonel Chappy Sinclair got Covid, but checked himself out of the hospital source: tmz.com \| share:	10

Thu December 31, 2020
	It's a boat launch not a car launch source: wtnh.com \| share:	21
	Pennsylvania Man gets annoyed by neighbor's motion detection light so he aims 8 construction grade floodlights at neighbor's house. Cop compares it to Wrigley's Field, probably 1989 or later Wrigley's Field though article doesn't specify source: pennlive.com \| share:	72
	UK government office confirms 'Empire' will not be removed from OBE awards, because Officer of British award would just sound weird source: independent.co.uk \| share:	32

Wed December 30, 2020
	K-9: whimpering "Stop, stop, I'm one of you" Police officer: "establishes dominance" by repeatedly punching his own canine partner in the face. Your dog wants pork chops source: nbcbayarea.com \| share:	153
	Don't bite the hand that feeds you, K-9 source: necn.com \| share:	54
	Don't bite the hand that feeds you, K-9 source: necn.com \| share:	54

Tue December 29, 2020
	Tamir Rice will not receive justice from the federal system. Sad and Murica tags give way to Obvious source: cnn.com \| share:	52
	After verifying Shaq O'Neal had a solid alibi, cops arrested four teens that threw bricks at passing cars source: cnn.com \| share:	41
	After verifying Shaq O'Neal had a solid alibi, cops arrested four teens that threw bricks at passing cars source: cnn.com \| share:	41
	Prince William County, VA police department -- the same one that had an officer moonlighting as a right-wing terrorist on Parler -- decides that its 5 officers who shot an armed 79-year-old didn't do anything wrong source: nbcwashington.com \| share:	106
	"I don't know why they make a [big] deal about it, it was just a joke," says hilarious Phoenix police officer who threatened to shoot Phoenix mayor, and who then doubled down on his punchline when questioned by his supervisor source: azcentral.com \| share:	56

Mon December 28, 2020
		God literally told officer to move away from RV about to explode. That and the voice warning that there was a bomb. And the countdown to the explosion source: nbcnews.com \| share:	79

Sun December 27, 2020
		Florida Man stunned after going clubbing on the freeway source: fox13news.com \| share:	13

Sat December 26, 2020
		Note to police officers: Your Parler account can sometimes be linked back to you. Probably not the best place to state your willingness to kill SCOTUS justices, Obama and liberals in general source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	254

Wed December 23, 2020
	I'm done buying medical-grade refrigerators from Helmer Scientific source: riverfronttimes.com \| share:	22
(Some Iowan by Birth)	Guy with three first names was arrested because a movie felt so real that he thought his house was booby-trapped. Wearing only sweatpants and socks, he was found lying in a driveway blocks from his home. Police report that alcohol was involved source: nwestiowa.com \| share:	26
	Remind us again why police body cameras HAVE user-controllable on/off switches? source: cbsnews.com \| share:	129
	In a bid to ensure these last 3 shelter dogs find their forever homes by Christmas, a Virginia police officer has offered to pay for their adoption fees. Please welcome Sugarplum, Claus & Holly to this Christmas edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday source: people.com \| share:	263

Tue December 22, 2020
		Do not wrestle the police dog source: wtnh.com \| share:	37

Mon December 21, 2020
	Lawyer, finding video of a police officer boasting about running over protesters, wonders why cops hate anarchists so much. Duh, it's because they don't follow the law source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	42
	Lawyer, finding video of a police officer boasting about running over protesters, wonders why cops hate anarchists so much. Duh, it's because they don't follow the law source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	42
	From Dick Tracy's Crime Stoppers file: Police officer shot by handcuffed suspect after being transported to local jail. Double Word Score: Continue to pat down suspect after finding one gun source: fox29.com \| share:	21
	Florida Man caught driving drunk with loaded rifle in his lap offers Florida reason he was Floridaing source: thesmokinggun.com \| share:	24

Fri December 18, 2020
(ForwardKY)	It's a late entry but deserves consideration as Worst Bill Introduced in 2020: Making it a felony to intentionally say the name of any present or past judge, prosecutor or police officer source: forwardky.com \| share:	80
	And suddenly John McEnery, a former Confederate officer who lost the 1872 Louisiana governor's race, is in the news source: politico.com \| share:	77
	Why would anyone negotiate to buy my house when theirs isn't even on the market? Bonus: they can't even afford my house because their loan officer screwed up source: fark.com \| share:	35
	Slain officer tripped during California bar massacre. Which seems like a really cruel thing to do considering he's already dead source: kxan.com \| share:	30

Wed December 16, 2020
		More and more companies are hiring Chief Medical Officers to help offset pandemic lawsuits. Like Tyson Foods, whose managers gambled on which employees would die of Covid-19 first source: thehill.com \| share:	6

Tue December 15, 2020
		If you are going to text someone that you are getting tested for COVID-19, you should make very sure that autocorrect sends what you actually meant to write source: amp.greenbaypressgazette.com \| share:	34

Fri December 11, 2020
	If you are trying to illegally export guns, ammunition and body armor on a flight to Haiti in order to overthrow the government and become president, it might be best to not slap the customs officer in the face, Sergeant source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	31
	Amazon driver spotted tossing packages claimed he was "throwing his feces into the woods" source: nj.com \| share:	45
	Florida releases body cam footage to show police acted completely professionally when invading scientist's home. The officer whose body cam footage they release never actually enters home source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	60

Wed December 09, 2020
		Clay County Schools officer on leave, accused of inappropriately texting 14-year-old source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	49

Tue December 08, 2020
		Officers face 2 more misdemeanors stemming from protests against police brutality. No details have been released, but if they're actually getting charged with misdemeanors, they must have gunned down a platoon of nuns on camera source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	31

Mon December 07, 2020
	Leg Opener Closed source: news.com.au \| share:	51
	Leg Opener Closed source: news.com.au \| share:	51

Thu December 03, 2020
	Lassie again leads rescuers through woods to Timmy -- who's now 78 by the way source: abc7ny.com \| share:	5
	"He described how many of the guests thought the police were props for the gathering and 'participants tried to undo the police officer's pants' ' source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	29
	Desperate for a drink, socialization, and a chance to spread the virus, hordes of people in the UK hit up bars for the first time in a month source: metro.co.uk \| share:	19
	I've never driven a Brazen source: local10.com \| share:	15

Mon November 30, 2020
	If you are in a stolen SUV and run out of gas, call the police for help like this guy did. You can be sure of a prompt response source: wearecentralpa.com \| share:	10
	"A man who dragged a police officer along the ground as he held the car door and punched another in the head has been jailed" and apparently had three arms source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	32

Sun November 29, 2020
		Police "investigating" how a one-year-old died after three officers unloaded their guns into a truck the child was inside of source: cbc.ca \| share:	125

Fri November 27, 2020
		"America's Got Talent" child magicians arrested for making themselves disappear source: nypost.com \| share:	26

Thu November 26, 2020
	After cops ask him to leave Walmart because he won't wear a mask, Ohio man figures the one thing that would make the situation better would be to put on his brass knuckles source: nypost.com \| share:	79
(Some Guy)	Canada: Cops bust illegal THC extraction operation after kid brings home THC-laced candy in its Halloween haul. Shame on the kid for not sharing source: thegrowthop.com \| share:	29

Wed November 25, 2020
	"The cause of the incident is still under investigation but officers have not ruled out the possibility that he saw an attractive Christmas deer decoration through the window," the post said. "The broken antler was seized. No humans were injured" source: upi.com \| share:	2
	Elvis impersonator leaves the house after singing too loudly during a live-stream performance source: thescottishsun.co.uk \| share:	7

Tue November 24, 2020
		In a first, a former San Francisco Police officer, who shot a black man from the passenger side of his patrol car in 2017, was charged with homicide Monday. Bail is set for a whopping $1000 source: cnn.com \| share:	64

Fri November 20, 2020
		Wife of cop-killer wannabe Boogaloo Boi arrested after punching officer over impounded pot bellied pig. Arrange those words however you want, they still won't make any more sense source: texarkanagazette.com \| share:	69

Wed November 18, 2020
		Officer in involved in fatal shooting that triggered rioting resigns. No not that one, or that one, or that one source: jsonline.com \| share:	35

Tue November 17, 2020
		You know when you lose some jewelry, and people try to help you look? It's like that, but with 1,638 police officers source: apnews.com \| share:	12

Thu November 12, 2020
		Killing an innocent EMT in her own home isn't even the worst thing LMPD has been up to recently - 738,000 documents detailing sexual abuse of minors by LMPD officers were "allowed to be deleted" after LMPD "erroneously" claimed the FBI had them source: amp.courier-journal.com \| share:	160

Wed November 11, 2020
	Officer: Why are you going so fast, son? Speeder: I was on my way to kill Sen McCaskill source: stltoday.com \| share:	49
(Block Club Chicago)	Despite having no problems with officers wearing layers of tactical gear, gas masks, and facial coverings in responding to protests and looting, Chicago Police Department isn't enforcing its mask policy because it's just too hard source: blockclubchicago.org \| share:	27

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