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Sun August 09, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Study finds that the human body can handle the occasional 'pigging out' on pizza - as long as it's not that deep dish Chicago crap
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Mon July 27, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"I was thirteen when a bloodied, beaten man fighting for our Civil Rights showed up at our doorstep for refuge. That man was John Lewis"
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Thu July 23, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 55th birthday to the great Saul Hudson, the only rock star that can pull off a top hat, shades and shredding. Here's some of his solo work apart from that other band he plays in occasionally
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Wed July 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At age 99, Prince Philip makes a rare public appearance to retire from The Rifles infantry regiment and, judging by the photo, appears to have had naughty remarks prepared for the occasion
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Cinemaholic)
 
 
 
Is E.B. truly dead? Or did Della arrive in time to save the day? Who will defend Emily despite the clear-cut guilt? Will it be the turning point in Perry's life? The drama continues in Perry Mason, 9PM ET on HBO
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lidl vegan Bolognese sauce. Now with extra lizardy goodness
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
On the occasion of her death, a look back at how the media re-shaped the narrative of Mary Kay Letourneau's rape of a child into a "May-December" romcom full of wacky hi-jinks and featuring "star-crossed" lovers
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Sun July 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
A historic occasion, not so much a good one mind you. Lincoln Project ad bites can be nasty
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Once upon a time Americans prided themselves on dressing in their Sunday bests. Now they can barely be bothered to change out of their pajamas for the daily afternoon Zoom meeting
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Fri July 03, 2020
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
If you thought the ECTO-1/Transformers mashup was great, hold onto your flux capacitor
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Hulking Rocky actor Dolph Lundgren, 62, cruelly mocked by very jealous old fat men over his engagement to 24-year-old fiancée (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your image of Johnny Depp as the cool Hunter S. Thompson might change when you read how Depp orders drugs via text message. Hint: more exclamation points than your aunt's Facebook rant
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Thank god we have a president willing to discuss whether he was put here by god
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Brit men fail again: thanks to excessive alcohol consumption during COVID-19 lockdown, they are suffering record levels of ED and can't rise to the occasion at a time when it should be as simple as throwing a football through a tire
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Babby Batnana
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sweet, a new record
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have an extra £3m between you and your posse? Rent the world's most expensive superyacht for a week to get blotto on. Comes with mini-submarine station, flyboards, hoverboards, sea scooters and heli-pad. Bonus hospital for after you wreck youself
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Why would I, a guy who's been accused of being a racist on numerous occasions, be racist to Winona Ryder? I was just being flirtatious - and calling ladies "oven dodgers" is one of my signature moves. It's called negging, ever heard of it?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream
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Mon June 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart called Trump a malevolent Mr. Magoo. He does occasionally get helped by Ivanka. The blonde leading the blind
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bakers have risen to the occasion and are taking a stand against racism
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Sun June 14, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Youppi will be inducted into the Mascot Hall of Fame today. Eat your heart out, Gritty
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Thu June 04, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Some people can analyze a problem, take immediate action, and save lives. This boy could do it at the age of three
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Mon June 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Her Majesty figures you Americans could use a reminder of what the front end of a horse looks like
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man 'stoned to death' at 15th century castle in Kent, England. Thankfully this wasn't France where cows would have been used
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad saves son from rare WWI grenade turtle. Bonus: dad is an "ex-juggler"
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Racer.com)
 
 
 
Race fans will have to go two straight years without an Ironbutt challenge as the Monaco Grand Prix will be one week early next year
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sitting on your roof naked clutching cannabis and surrounded by police is no way to escape a drug raid at your home
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Devo are giving fans a choice: get COVID-19, or look like a Lego man from the '80s. Not sure which is worse?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
You'll be no doubt shocked to learn that in a factual dispute between Sen. "I have a plan for that" Warren and Press Secretary Barbie, the numbers are 100% on Warren's side
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seems even Batman has been scaling back during the crisis
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Portland to go ahead with its naked coranvirus bike riding party
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Mon May 11, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Zoom wedding. MICHAEL
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Warning: You may want to back away slowly from this article about a man who's been 'dating a ghost' for two years and now all of a sudden fears she's cheating on him by bonking other men during the coronavirus lockdown (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump supporter suggests that the president stop 'bullying' and to stop having rambling answers with a rambling bullying answer
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Grape japan)
 
 
 
Teleworking Japanese mom was so frazzled, she used polite language with her children, casual slanguage with her boss and clients. If you've done the same, take a bow - a deep bow
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
There's fark you money and then there's turning down $100M for a two hour appearance fark you money
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(Time)
 
 
 
You know who else killed himself 75 years ago today?
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ah, how cute. Iran thinks that Trump actually plots things out instead of just talking at random about whatever screen was in front of him in the last 5 minutes
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(The Star Phoenix)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby bison born at Wanuskewin Heritage Park. Is first one born there in nearly 150 years. Just how old DO bison get?
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Occasionally, the answer to a headline in the form of a question is not just yes, but hell yes
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
At some point, it's going to become news when this White House manages to hire someone who hasn't deleted racist tweets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The funny part is that the Dolphins tried to tank the season in 2019, and now it's apparent that they failed at even that
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Years ago, Fark used to have a 'Walken' tag for amazing Christopher Walken-related events just like this one.. Maybe it should be brought out for special occasions, just like this one
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
When they say don't even think about going outside, they mean don't even think about going outside
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
We shall all do a barrel roll in his honor
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