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headlines found matching 'next year'
Mon May 16, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Socialism is only when the OTHER party does it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A Rose, by any other name, sounds just as sweet for Doctor Who
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fish and Chips might go belly up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Millennials are ruining cancer
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lorne Michaels warns SNL fans to prepare for a year of change
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Fri May 13, 2022
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Cyborg hacked the Academy Awards
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Mushroomhead)
 
 
 
Two Iowa men found nearly 200 lbs. of morels. Subby thinks they must be fun guys to be with
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Vicky White was employee of the year again. Doing it again next year will take some braaaaaains
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Remember the International Harvester Scout SUV from the 1970s? Volkswagen has the rights, and we'll see who gets to the market first, the Scout EV or Cybertruck
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BYO lunch, and gin
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Fri May 06, 2022
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
It looks like the winner in James Harden-Ben Simmons trade is no one
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Senior prank do doo do doo do doo
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
The stock market rout is global
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Thu May 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
More evidence that this is the worst timeline: Ohio Dem Representative, who is close to becoming the longest serving woman in the House, could be ousted by Trumpist Jan 6th insurrectionist thanks to gerrymandering
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Hey, Listen, time to dance dance with the Ms. and build civilization, it's the 2022 World Video Game Hall of Fame
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Site that says "When I was in college" wants you to know watching "Evil Dead" on VHS in the dorms high was the best. Bro
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Lull in visitors during lockdown made Venetians appreciate just how annoying tourists are. So they came up with some extra fees to thin the herd
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Latest Colbert report not as funny as the prior ones
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wall Street's zestimate on Zillow begins to return to reality, fewer Fark listings
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Sun May 01, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
"In my life, I try and avoid things that are stupid and evil and make me look bad in comparison to somebody else - and bitcoin does all three"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, of COURSE they have an identity crisis: They call themselves "The Freedom Caucus" but they've done nothing but eagerly embrace fascism since they were founded
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Her heart will go on, but her muscle spasms stopped Celine Dion's European Tour again
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Thu April 28, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New York Giants just stamped an expiration date on the Daniel Jones Era. Tag is for the Era, not its new expiration date
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio joins Lewis Hamilton's vegan burger empire in the hopes that there's always money in the banana stand
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Wed April 27, 2022
(FanFest)
 
 
 
I guess she got eaten
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Everyone wants that hot, young quarterback, but they don't win Super Bowls
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Kurt Russell named 2022 Teacher Of The Year. Duke of New York unavailable for comment
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Time for your right-wing uncle to stock up on light bulbs again
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(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
After NASA's Osiris-Rex probe delivers its asteroid sample to Earth next year, it will be given a new mission: Visit the infamous asteroid Apophis - the rock that was once feared to be on a collision course with Earth
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Ohio State F Seth Towns to return for his Blutarsky year of college
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Sooners unveil new statue of David Hasselhoff for Baker Mayfield
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Wed April 20, 2022
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
NJ Senate President notes that it is probably better for an off duty police officer to mellow out with pot after their shift than to get violently drunk
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Your IRS at work (kinda); the agency will fail to collect about $600 billion in taxes that are due this month because they are woefully understaffed, also because rich people have advanced ways of not paying the taxes they owe
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Due to a decrease in Covid you are now free to walk around without a mask. Flu: Hey thanks
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(ArabNews)
 
 
 
Turkey invades Iraq
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Qvin MqQrthy seeks moderate assholes
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Thu April 14, 2022
(San Francisco Chronicle)
 
 
 
"Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-oesn't recognize her longtime colleagues)" to the left, arguments about term limits to the right
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Wed April 13, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Minnesota family dubbed world's tallest by Guinness Book of World Records. Could probably beat Duke next year
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Security cameras in the Brooklyn subway station where yesterday's attack took place were malfunctioning because of course they were
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Some Wildcat)
 
 
 
The White House, the Energy Secretary, state governors, the Fed, and high oil commodity prices have all told US companies they must produce more oil from the ground. So why haven't they? TL;DR: "Investor pressure to maintain capital discipline"
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Next year's Masters dinner will be some Texas barbecue. Scottie Schleffer crushes Augusta to win his first Green Jacket
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle vows to go full obstruction if the GQP clinches the senate
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Fri April 08, 2022
(YardBarker)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions claim they don't need an elite quarterback to win, but since they never win, how would they know?
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
We mustn't dwell. No, not today. We can't. Not on Rex Manning day
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Cars will go full Christine before Herbie
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Wed April 06, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Special election to replace Rep. Moo Nunes(R-ussian stooge) being led by the most appropriately named appointee of TFG's administration
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
This list is clearly worthless as it ignored the best star wars show EVAR, the Star Wars Holiday Special
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My soon-to-be ex-wife is falling for an online scam and is dragging me into it. How do I get out of her idiocy?"
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
World got you down? Take a few minutes and enjoy the relaxing and uplifting vibes to be found in this article about Willie Nelson's recent Luck Reunion. Subby REALLY wants to get out there next year
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady may not be retiring, but his head coach still is
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Tue March 29, 2022
(1.4 billion bill for Bills)
 
 
 
"I would say officially, when there's a big hole in the ground, it's probably April or May of next year"
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British daylight savings time is a little different, more hairy-blighter and less dickie-birdied
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The GOP's "grand plan" is obstruction, racism, and hate disguised as "saving" America
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The robot uprising is upon us
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Wed March 23, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Matt Ryan is costing the Falcons over $40M against their 2022 salary cap, which is higher than any cap figure for any QB actually playing for a team this season
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Don't you just love it when a government facing an election bribes you with your own money?
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Almost as exciting as seeing a film on the Big Screen it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Movies Meant To Be Seen In The Theater. What are your favorites?
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Want season tickets for Brady's last ride? You're also going to have to pony up for season tickets for the 0-16 '23 Suck Bucs
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1980s computer 'ghost', who is already in 2109, has accused a couple of stealing his home. And then it gets...no wait, it's already friggen weird
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
My Maserati goes 185. I lost my extension cord, so now I don't drive
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Tue March 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Maccabee to throw yarmulke in the ring, attempt to be first Orthodox NBA baller
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Mon March 14, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
The not crazy, just evil Republicans are planning a shadow presidential primary in case anyone remembers their names
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton thinks the Rock Museum of A Long Tradition of Existence to Itself is a joke too
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
"The Meg 2: Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo" scheduled to hit theaters next year
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Tom Morello: " White supremacists who liked RATM weren't smart enough to know what the music was about"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This is it: VW officially unveils all electric micro-bus ID Buzz. Available next year in Europe, assuming there still is a Europe then, and US in 2024. Stale bong water, patchouli sold separately
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Republicans: Why won't Biden stand with Ukraine and ban Russian oil? *Biden bans Russian oil imports* Republicans: Why does Biden hate American families? He's making your gas prices skyrocket
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Wed March 02, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Obama's weather machine rockets into orbit. Vote Dem or its typhoon season in March
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
You know who else is going to stay in Tampa Bay?
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Tue March 01, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Congratulations, D.C. Farkers. You live in the 6th-most-expensive rental market in the United States. Now come on. With just a little bit of gumption and grit I'm sure you can get yourselves into the number 2 or 3 spot by next year
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Winston, Bridgewater, Trubisky, oh my. Winston, Bridgewater, Trubisky, oh my. Winston, Bridgewater, Trubisky, oh my
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
King Cake with caramel crunch (as opposed to, say, broken tooth crackle from biting down on a hidden plastic baby and having to have all these people in your home next year)
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Babylon lost
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I think we've got a good shot to win a Super Bowl next year. He's the MVP of the league." Not a repeat from last year, yet a repeat from last year
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA will have a briefing at 1:30 PM ET on the Artemis 1 mission which is an uncrewed test mission to lunar orbit which is to be followed next year with a crewed mission if things go to plan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Aikman's seismic move will shake-up NFL TV free agency"
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Tue February 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
OK y'all I did it. I just put up a ton of miso that should be ready to give as presents next year. Regale me with your adventures with Aspergillus oryzae. DIT
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Fri February 18, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My family just inherited a bunch of money. Do we need to tell our children or should we remain mum about it?"
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Not News: A band that hasn't been relevant since the Carter administration has a new song out. Fark: Holy hell, it absolutely rocks
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Tue February 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now is the time to put $5,000 on the Jets to win next year's Super Bowl
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
But what will he get her next year?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I love you" more than a White Castle Valentine's Day meal to-go for two
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Fri February 11, 2022
(CBR)
 
 
 
Here's how Hallmark Channel may have made a big mistake by cancelling the Kitten Bowl
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Total Pro Sports)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers to Broncos. Book it. Done
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In response to surging demand, the share of starter home builds grew from 40% in 1980 to 7% in 2017
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Tue February 08, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Poll: 1 in 10 Americans think Covid will be eradicated by next year Reality: Less than 1 in 10 could pass a high school science course or spell "eradicate"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
US telcos given free money to upgrade all their gear want even more free money
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Oh look, it's our old friend, Possible Government Shutdown. Hadn't seen him in a while
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Some Hockey Guy)
 
 
 
NY Islanders much-maligned "Gorton's Fisherman" jersey could be revived for 2022-23 season because nostalgic 90s kids think it was rad
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband does not want us to get pregnant unless I quit my job, and I don't think--yes, he said 'us' even though I'm the one who carries the child and will ultimately be responsible for the pregnancy and childcare, why do you ask?"
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Tue February 01, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Cause of death -- The specter of 6 more weeks of New Jersey
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Kyle Shanahan can't wait to kick Jimmy's interception-throwing arse out the door
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Sat January 29, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Elon continues the time-honored annual tradition of the promising of full self driving Tesla next year
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Thu January 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Co-founder of Chicago's other, other, other, other type of pizza has died
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Wed January 26, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You mean a guy who's grifted for over 50 years and known for being unscrupulous, unethical, and dishonest, actually stole someone's idea? Fancy that
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Tue January 25, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sure, he can't field. Or run. Or pitch. But he hit ball good. Welcome to the Hall, Big Papi
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Thu January 20, 2022
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Maybe you can score a table at Long John Silver's if you are a real romantic
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
*Glazed eyes, monotone voice* "Elon Musk is the handsomest, smartest human alive. The cybertruck looks awesome. Dogecoin is funny. Much better than 'Cats.' I'm going to invest again and again"
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Wed January 19, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
NY governor Kathy Hochul releases go big or go home budget
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
When should you break up from your QB? Asking for the Browns. And the Eagles. And the Lions. And the Steelers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Touchdowns in the 2022 NFL playoffs. Odell Beckham Jr. 1 Browns 0
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