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Sun March 07, 2021       Trump claims he will travel to Alaska to defeat Sen. Lisa Murkowski. Vintage: back in 2010, Murkowski got re-elected to US Senate as a write-in candidate despite losing to a primary challenger backed by the Tea Party and Sarah Palin source: politico.com   |   share: 51   Fri March 05, 2021       Williams new F1 car launch goes about as well as a Williams F1 season source: bbc.com   |   share: 14         Will the expansion of EVs be the thing that finally forces the US to address their aging power grid? source: reuters.com   |   share: 122         Looks like we didn't need Thanos after all source: livemint.com   |   share: 77   Thu March 04, 2021       Amazon's goes to war with supermarkets: Inside the company's new real-life shop where you grab items and walk right out without paying at the register source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 13   Wed March 03, 2021       Depends on time of day, budget, and of course degree of sobriety. But always with extra cheese source: thetakeout.com   |   share: 45         Google says it won't use other web tracking tools after phasing out cookies in the biggest whopper since "The Never-ending Story" source: reuters.com   |   share: 23   Tue March 02, 2021       When asked about the future of oil demand, the CEOs of ARAMCO and Chevron merely touched fingertips and stated, "Excellent" while refusing to comment on the safety of the Rolling Stones source: reuters.com   |   share: 0   (Some Guy)       Best Star Wars Rebel to replace Worst in Rangers source: thedirect.com   |   share: 22         Tom Brady has already been working on winning his eighth Super Bowl for 23 days source: tampabay.com   |   share: 9   Mon March 01, 2021       How dare the Democrats enact legislation now that they are in power, who do they think they are, Republicans? source: nypost.com   |   share: 40         Canadian man uses a penny in his video to show the size of springtails...wait...now what timeline is this source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 4         Peek-a-hoo source: ca.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 1   Sun February 28, 2021       Virginia just got a lot cooler, if you know what I mean and don't bogart that joint, dude source: apnews.com   |   share: 83   Wed February 24, 2021       Texas Republicans: Sure, the power grid catastrophically collapsed and people froze to death in their homes, but at least we staved off mass hysteria by making it crystal clear that teachers are allowed to say "Merry Christmas" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 40         "My manstress just invited me to have a fling at his cabin--along with his wife" source: slate.com   |   share: 15   Mon February 22, 2021       Pediatric bone cancer survivor and current physician assistant Hayley Arceneaux named as passenger on SpaceX's first private spaceflight, scheduled late this year source: nytimes.com   |   share: 19   Sun February 21, 2021       "Should I let my 16 year-old drop out of high school and move to New York?" source: slate.com   |   share: 54   Sat February 20, 2021       Diablo 4 Official Rogue Cinematic Trailer [with gameplay]. Shut up and take my money...maybe next year source: youtube.com   |   share: 61   Fri February 19, 2021       #2 Senate Republican says GOP leaders are using "cancel culture" against party members who voted to impeach Trump source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 64   Thu February 18, 2021       The GOP is entering a cold war thanks to the Yertle/Cheeto feud source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 40   Wed February 17, 2021       Turns out Philadelphia may have to pay Carson Wentz's $10M roster bonus in order to trade him. Ouch source: cbssports.com   |   share: 7   Tue February 16, 2021       They'll be no drinking Sarsaparilla at Gasparilla this year. Or anything else source: wfla.com   |   share: 18         25-year-old NFL player shocked by retirement of 39-year-old NFL player, wants a replacement who will put the team first, father time second source: nfl.com   |   share: 23   Mon February 15, 2021 (Did You Know Facts)       So, Farkers - what's something about your job you're not supposed to know about? source: didyouknowfacts.com   |   share: 60   Sun February 14, 2021       Hey, it's not all bad news - a former Trump is gonna be all splodey this week source: nj.com   |   share: 60         Suburban Atlanta school district will now allow students to stay home if they get better grades in a home-learning environment. Everybody else, get on the bus source: ajc.com   |   share: 39   Sat February 13, 2021       Here are the seven GOP senators who have backbones that are stronger than chocolate eclairs source: cnn.com   |   share: 100   Fri February 12, 2021       Adrian Peterson could join Bucs' Tom Brady next Super team source: tmz.com   |   share: 4   Thu February 11, 2021       "My twelve year-old has begun developing some vocal tics; Tourette's Syndrome runs in my family, but I've normalized my tics. How do I help my son normalize his and prevent him from being bullied?" source: slate.com   |   share: 11   Tue February 09, 2021       Good news, everybody. Looks like Jamie Dimon will get to continue acting as an unofficial adviser to the White House on things like fiscal policy and pandemic relief. Thank goodness, I was really worried JPMorgan Chase might be left out in the cold source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: 73         On this day, 70 years ago, Joe McCarthy launched his "Commies everywhere, even under your bed" campaign, marking the start of The Big Lie in American politics Others have followed his example source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 71   Mon February 08, 2021 (Some Guy)       While the story of a plucky band of Redditors sticking it to The Man in the form of big hedge funds is a lot of fun, DB analysts say whatever the hell happened to Gamestop and other similar stocks started about a year ago, and appears coordinated source: morningstar.com   |   share: 2         Rep Mo Brooks (Insur-Rection) expresses interest in running for the senate seat Senator Shelby will be vacating next year. Says he has to run before section 3 of the 14th amendment makes him ineligible source: thehill.com   |   share: 12   (Bettor not cry)       Denver and Cincy tied as fifth longest shot to win next year's Super Bowl. Can you guess the four teams ranked even less likely? source: bovada.lv   |   share: 16   Fri February 05, 2021       The human genome turns 20. Just think - next year it can drink source: science.sciencemag.org   |   share: 6         After having first lost their grip on reality, Republicans have now also lost their grip on the national discourse source: theweek.com   |   share: 55   Wed February 03, 2021       Looking for a place to park your Gamestop stonk winnings? Looks like WeWork is on the verge of a massive comeback source: slate.com   |   share: 15   Sun January 31, 2021       How one disgruntled person destroyed the online reputations of 145+ people source: nytimes.com   |   share: 41         Black Lives Matter has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize, in move that no doubt will cause opponents of BLM to be even more peaceful in hopes of being nominated next year source: king5.com   |   share: 83         The "eating their own" phase of the GOP's implosion has arrived as Trump bitter-enders turn on SD Senator John Thune, who ran unopposed last election and got 71% of the vote source: apnews.com   |   share: 64   Sat January 30, 2021       Let's see how the Eagles' new head coach Nick Sirianni made his first impression to Eagles fans... Oh, dear source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 19   Fri January 29, 2021       And now, some good news regarding coronavirus source: news.sky.com   |   share: 6   Wed January 27, 2021       You can stop worrying about the fate of future Batman movies source: msn.com   |   share: 22         "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel. And a Velociraptor.....ARRRRRRR" source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 35         Cruz envisions a fantasy land where laws don't apply and freedom is that constant ringing in his ears source: newsweek.com   |   share: 97   Tue January 26, 2021       SpaceX not only has orbital laser cannons, it plans to use them primarily over the poles. Subby struggles to recall which comic-book supervillain wanted to use lasers to melt the polar ice caps source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 9   Mon January 25, 2021       "Smash hit or total turkey? In the age of streaming it's impossible to tell." You would think they would track this kind of thing source: theguardian.com   |   share: 10         Only in Canada will you find a five year old operating the smallest Zamboni machine in a backyard rink. ... But of course the NHL wants to promote this source: cbc.ca   |   share: 19         Oldest living bear in Yellowstone euthanized for fear he would have trouble surviving, Yogi doesn't care for the irony source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 107   Sat January 23, 2021       Soccer star Danny Trejo greeted by movie star Danny Trejo. No, not with a machete source: losangeles.cbslocal.com   |   share: 11   Thu January 21, 2021       Easy Cash Boom continues to flow source: reuters.com   |   share: 1   Tue January 19, 2021       And the award for "Most Tone-Deaf MLK Day Post" goes to... the NFL source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 25   Mon January 18, 2021       You'll be able to send your magnetic hedgehog to summer camp next year source: phys.org   |   share: 6   Thu January 14, 2021 (Some Guy)       Jalen Ramsey and the Rams answer to the Lambeau mystique, while Lamar Jackson hopes the weather in Buffalo doesn't "drop a load." Meanwhile, the focused Chiefs have a case of "Brown-eye," and Tom Brady and Drew Brees battle for old times sake source: sports-central.org   |   share: 11   Wed January 13, 2021       Just what the pandemic needs. A Keurig machine that makes ice cream in 2 minutes or less source: cnn.com   |   share: 19         A review of the status of last year's CES dreamware statuses source: theverge.com   |   share: 2         I asked my fiancée to sign a prenup due to her spending. She refused. Would it be wrong to have that same lawyer handle my half of the divorce? source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 30   Tue January 12, 2021       NJ to PGA: Hey you know we have plenty of other lovely golf courses not owned by Trump that can host your championship next year. Please don't take your money source: nj.com   |   share: 10   Mon January 11, 2021       Helping students catch up after the pandemic might finally be the thing that kills summer vacation source: insidenova.com   |   share: 51   Fri January 08, 2021       Fark around and find out - Fark's favorite politician eyes Senate seat. I say we start a GoFarkMe source: politico.com   |   share: 66   Thu January 07, 2021       "I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion." He's also 57 today. HBD Nic Farkin' Cage source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 23         The parades may be cancelled but Mardi Gras king cakes are back in season source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 6   Tue January 05, 2021       Dude, you can't have THAT much weed source: kvoa.com   |   share: 48         Yanks: Y'know, we haven't signed a full blown head case since what, A-Rod? Rickey Henderson? Clemens? We're due source: nj.com   |   share: 14         "My 6-year-old keeps calling me dumb and stupid and it's really upsetting me. How can I get him to stop?" source: slate.com   |   share: 60         "Welcome to Nope Hotel, how can I serve you?" source: sciencenews.org   |   share: 3   Mon January 04, 2021       Township severely limits the size of industrial buildings to 5% of property size will wait until next year to decry lack of jobs and tax base and ask for aid from state and federal governments source: lehighvalleylive.com   |   share: 49         Michael Eavis says if you want Glastonbury, you better get vaccinated source: nme.com   |   share: 3   Sun January 03, 2021       Why would Lockheed Martin pay $5 billion for Aerojet Rocketdyne? Because space is the future, baby, and those rockets ain't gonna build themselves source: fool.com   |   share: 31         And here we have the most anticipated albums of 2021 source: ultimateclassicrock.com   |   share: 44   Fri January 01, 2021       The Doctor is trapped in prison, leaving Graham, Yaz, and Ryan to battle Daleks after someone thought they'd make great home security devices. Captain Jack is back to save the day. Who will part ways with The Doctor? Doctor Who, 8 PM ET on BBC America source: denofgeek.com   |   share: 106   Thu December 31, 2020       Yes 2020 sucked but here's the thing, so did 2019. And 2018. And 2017 source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 97   Wed December 30, 2020       Celebrate your little victories and small wins of 2020 source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 8         "For last year's words belong to last year's language / And next year's words await another voice." ― T.S. Eliot. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Last Year's Words edition source: fark.com   |   share: 43         Schumacher again driving for Ferrari source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 9         So, are we traveling in space next year or what? source: salon.com   |   share: 5   Tue December 29, 2020       72% of Republicans see Trump as model for the party's future. Let that sink in source: rasmussenreports.com   |   share: 80         This time next year Rodders, we'll be in tier 94 source: theguardian.com   |   share: 15         A Policy Editor at the Washington Examiner pretends to not understand bicameral government source: washingtonexaminer.com   |   share: 31         Who got traded to the Padres? Yu did source: mlbtraderumors.com   |   share: 13         Repo men face a banner year in 2021 as more car payments will go overdue. Harry Dean Stanton approves source: msn.com   |   share: 26   Mon December 28, 2020       With the passing of Phil Niekro, has the knuckleball danced and darted into extinction? source: nytimes.com   |   share: 24         How many of these cars do you think you'll get to hoon next year? Subby hooned 3 of them already. You can hoon the VW Golf, but Subby has better things to hoon source: driving.ca   |   share: 94   Sun December 27, 2020       Our next news story: Travel will be different after the pandemic. This is Ric Romero reporting source: nytimes.com   |   share: 22   Sat December 26, 2020       The U.S. Postal Service: the gift that will keep on giving ... Christmas gifts for the next week or so source: apnews.com   |   share: 80   Fri December 25, 2020       Just how much do you trust the "Made In China" label? source: apnews.com   |   share: 38   Thu December 24, 2020       Asteroid chips resemble charcoal. Hank Hill frowns upon this news source: thestar.com   |   share: 6         Headlines of the Year 2020 - Runner-up Category - Dark source: fark.com   |   share: 4         ♬ O little town of Bethlehem, how still thy town hath grown / The Christmas mobs of tourist yobs, must shelter in place at home / Yet in thy dark streets shineth, a light against the gloom / Pandemic fear may ebb next year, the angels sing on Zoom ♬ source: apnews.com   |   share: 10         Here's a preview of next year's STEM tab source: nature.com   |   share: 2         Biggest surprises in gaming for 2020. [CP2077 only mentioned in passing] source: kotaku.com   |   share: 15         "My daughter still believes in Santa. Is she old and mature enough to discuss sex?" source: slate.com   |   share: 24         Leslie West goes south source: yahoo.com   |   share: 28   Wed December 23, 2020       Rare good news from climate change - green tail shrimp can now be harvested off the coast of Virginia, vow to continue march toward lobster land source: wavy.com   |   share: 15         Take the quiz on the F1 season that just passed source: bbc.com   |   share: 10         The Village Voice is back from the dead source: nytimes.com   |   share: 5         Archaeologists find nail used to stick Jesus Christ on the cross in secret chamber of Czech monastery. Pogo stick remains unlocated source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 81         Pfizer to supply another 100 million vaccines to the US. Difficulty: By July source: reuters.com   |   share: 44         Biden to Fox News reporter: "God love you, man. You're a one-horse pony" source: indy100.com   |   share: 160         The EU has taken back control of the Brexit negotations source: theguardian.com   |   share: 52         Mayor cancels annual New Year's Day parade, which is promptly replaced by a New Year's Day protest march over the parade being canceled source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com   |   share: 40   Tue December 22, 2020       If there is anyone you'd like Donald Trump to attack, he appears to be taking requests, now is the time to ask source: theweek.com   |   share: 46         2021 arrives in Times Square. Sure you might still not survive 2020, but hey, think of all the partygoers that might not make it to 2022 source: gothamist.com   |   share: 9   Mon December 21, 2020       Want to help out your local Asian eatery? Celebrate "Jewish Christmas" and order a bunch of take out source: huffpost.com   |   share: 37         Arizona GOP chair urges President Trump to "cross the Rubicon". Thankfully Trump will not understand the reference source: theweek.com   |   share: 116         You'd think vaccine mandates would be easy peasy lemon squeezy in a pandemic, but you'd be wrong source: axios.com   |   share: 83         Tired of commemorative silver dollar coins featuring dead presidents? Next year they're making one of Christa McAuliffe source: usmint.gov   |   share: 23         Tokyo's Ginza district installs high-tech wash stations for modern shoppers' needs. "We thought if it had the smartphone sterilization function, maybe people who never wash their hands will start doing so" source: reuters.com   |   share: 3   Sun December 20, 2020       In fairness, thirty days ago was back in simpler times, when why burying 16 million mink at the source of drinking water was a bad idea was not fully understood source: ndtv.com   |   share: 37         Elizabeth Warren pushes bill to ban stock trading by lawmakers, potentially leading to a terrible future of tasteless legislative soup, or even worse, a Capitol Hill run by whoever has the most gold bouillon source: politico.com   |   share: 88         Operation Warp Speed comes up a few parsecs short of what was expected. "It was a planning error, and I am responsible," Army Gen. Gustave Perna said. "We're learning from it. We're trying to get better. It's my first day" source: politico.com   |   share: 101   Sat December 19, 2020       It's hard to imagine, but ExxonMobile's plan to reduce greenhouse gas emissions may actually be a giant steaming pile of greenhouse gas emissions source: grist.org   |   share: 14   Fri December 18, 2020       Snags on the 'rona relief bill may force congresscritters to *gasp* WORK ON A WEEKEND source: apnews.com   |   share: 35         Brian Kelly says Notre Dame will boycott CFP at the Rose Bowl if fans aren't allowed in to watch Alabama kick their ass source: espn.com   |   share: 54         The airplane that almost prevented Harrison Ford from making Call of the Wild will now be in a museum source: kmbc.com   |   share: 31         The Coronavirus relief bill is stalled again, this time over a Republican effort to take away the tools Biden will need to actually fix the economy next year source: thehill.com   |   share: 42         Paul McCartney to the vaccine: Got to get you into my life source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 53         The mausoleum of Rome's first emperor has been brought back to life and will begin accepting new bodies next year source: reuters.com   |   share: 5         Paul McCartney casts doubt on headlining Glastonbury; "That's a superspreader, y'know?" source: nme.com   |   share: 4   Thu December 17, 2020       Solid holiday advice from Dr. Fauci: Don't have your kids come home for Christmas this year if you want to see them next year source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 43         With a week until Christmas, have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? source: fark.com   |   share: 25         Nintendo unveils new Super Mario and Zelda Christmas sweaters source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 9         2021 will be F1's longest season ever, eclipsing 2020, which only felt that way source: bbc.com   |   share: 20   Wed December 16, 2020       "Kelly and David are getting hammered" isn't about your alcoholic neighbors or a new porn flick. It's the reason Moscow Mitch is all of a sudden bargaining on the Covid stimulus package source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 110         End next year, the streaming wars may source: wired.com   |   share: 50   Tue December 15, 2020       Move over, Joe Rogan and Marc Maron. The Internet's favorite power couple is launching a new podcast series source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 36         ♫♪ Have yourself a flambé little Christmas / Let your meal be alight ♫♪ source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 3         Saying it has top men on it, the UK plans big fines for online companies over harmful content forgetting they have virtually unlimited lawyers. TOP men source: apnews.com   |   share: 4         "Walmart Is Expanding Its Self-Driving Technology." 2020 refuses to go quietly source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 2         A look ahead at the 2021 Stock Market source: usatoday.com   |   share: 4         God says he's moved to Hawaii. Pele may have something to say about this source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 7   Mon December 14, 2020       Montanans have been working hard to educate first-time campers and fly-fishermen flocking to the state during COVID. "We had to make it a point to tell people that bear spray isn't a repellent that you spray on your kids like insect repellent" source: missoulian.com   |   share: 71         Canadia's most expensive housing market expected to recouver in 2021 source: msn.com   |   share: 5   Thu December 10, 2020       Who knew the president of Live Nation was a deluded optimist? source: nme.com   |   share: 9         Georgia Republicans hope to keep the US Senate, but then there are these meddling kids source: teenvogue.com   |   share: 26         "I don't believe that stealing someone's lawn ornament should be an offense punishable by death," Texas State Rep. Terry Meza (D) wrote in a tweet. Slow down there lil lady, this is Texas source: click2houston.com   |   share: 105         Facial recognition for pigs is here. I guess I better shave today source: amp.theguardian.com   |   share: 15         Birmingham is the new Vegas. Hey look over there, a dry ice factory, good place to get some thinking done source: al.com   |   share: 18         The annual "Bad Sex in Fiction" awards canceled due to the proliferation of too much bad sex in fiction this year source: news.avclub.com   |   share: 18         To give you an idea of how effective gun laws are in the UK, the police are offering roughly $6,500 for any .308 rifle handed in to them during a weapons amnesty source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 204         Juan Pablo Montoya to race in the Indianapolis 500 in 2021. Jet dryer drivers last seen asking about hazard pay source: espn.com   |   share: 26   Wed December 09, 2020       Trump loses Supreme Court appeal in NV making his record worse than the Jets and ensuring the #1 spot in next years draft source: thehill.com   |   share: 45   (Film Stories)       1991's The Addams Family had a director's chair on set for every single person who turned down the chance to direct the film source: filmstories.co.uk   |   share: 38         Lowe's expects 22% increase in sales this year as people sat at home, looked around, and realize they lived in a dump source: cnbc.com   |   share: 80         Grocery shopping just got real source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 16         ♬ Pre...cious... fumes from Gazprom, fill balloons by Gazprom, make your voice squeaky like a cartoon, yay Gazprom ♬ source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 2         Delay Infinite source: kotaku.com   |   share: 9         CPAC 2021 is moving the plague from the DC suburbs to the Orlando Hyatt, coming next February source: thehill.com   |   share: 43   Tue December 08, 2020       The British government is redefining the word "treasure." They will address "booty" when the giggling stops source: smithsonianmag.com   |   share: 10         "Mike Valenti: 'There Is No Happy Ending' for Lions Fans'" source: si.com   |   share: 20         Maybe if Trump took the pandemic more seriously, his hotels wouldn't be tanking source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 25   Mon December 07, 2020       Angie Tribeca to take over as president of MSNBC source: deadline.com   |   share: 9         This week in Congress will be peak 2020 source: politico.com   |   share: 20         New Seattle arena officially named Climate Pledge Arena, finally beating out rival campaign from competitor Lemon Pledge source: kiro7.com   |   share: 13         Xavier nominated to lead Human, not Mutant, Services source: apnews.com   |   share: 24   Sun December 06, 2020       They must be stopped at all costs source: bigthink.com   |   share: 64   Fri December 04, 2020       20 James Bond movies currently available for free on Youtube. Though frequent ad breaks may leave you shaken, not stirred source: movieweb.com   |   share: 43         On the eve of Trump's arrival in Georgia for another Griftathon ... er, sorry, "rally," ... Senator Perdue lets slip on a video call that Biden won the election. That's gonna sting source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 50         Call the wahmbulance, Steelers player continues pity party for team being treated oh so unfairly and having to play 3 games in 12 days and is already complaining about Superb Owl accommodations source: profootballtalk.nbcsports.com   |   share: 52   Thu December 03, 2020       Since Halo Infinite is delayed to next year, the Master Chief decided to hang out in Fortnite for a while source: rockpapershotgun.com   |   share: 8         At this rate, Google is going to completely run out of AR/VR projects that it can kill source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 4         Trump went on to pledge that "when [Barr] looks, he'll see the kind of evidence that right now you're seeing in the Georgia Senate," because THAT'S how determined Trump is to mess things up for his own party by crying about fraud source: politico.com   |   share: 46         Banks, after being hammered to set aside more reserves for loan losses, could see windfall of reversals as those losses don't materialize. Get ready for the "Big evil corporation" headlines next year as money is just being moved around on paper source: cnbc.com   |   share: 4         Lady Gaga is partnering with Oreos. Your move, milk source: foodandwine.com   |   share: 10         "My wife died last year; I'm still trying to process the loss and sort through my emotions. My neighbor, however, is hitting on me, flirting, and clearly wanting to date. I'm not ready; how can I maintain my friendship and draw boundaries?" source: slate.com   |   share: 33   Wed December 02, 2020       It goes without saying, but the EU is just darn delighted to see an adult in the White House again source: apnews.com   |   share: 30         On this day in history, in 2001, Enron filed for bankruptcy after giving a lot of people gas pains source: history.com   |   share: 37         God has been replaced. The blowback may be biblical source: cnbc.com   |   share: 5         Michael's son, Mick, will drive for Haas in F1 next year. The Shu(macher) must go on source: bbc.com   |   share: 28         Three million Pacific Pesos for an almost intact Triceratops skeleton? How did we get it so cheaply? source: theage.com.au   |   share: 8         Pier 1's owner buys bankrupt Stein Mart and will relaunch next year, saying there's plenty more room for sucky bankrupt brands to fail in this market source: cnbc.com   |   share: 14   (Some Guy)       Airlines will get away with anything as Canada decides to leave 11,000 complaints until next year source: lethbridgeherald.com   |   share: 1   Tue December 01, 2020       Salesforce picks up the Slack source: cnbc.com   |   share: 79         Sephora to open 850 mini-shops inside Kohl's locations, proving that you can't put lipstick on a pig, but you can put it inside a pig source: cnbc.com   |   share: 13         Samsung Galaxy Note will no longer threaten to explode in 2021 source: reuters.com   |   share: 14         This is Scott Walker's Vietnam source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 44   Mon November 30, 2020       Thanks to the Republican party's continued refusal to pass covid relief, more and more Americans are paying rent with credit cards. Shirley, how will this end? source: npr.org   |   share: 49         Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball source: theverge.com   |   share: 29         Irish facing another potato famine ...sorta. Their chippers say they will get battered as a post-Brexit potato ban could change the country's 'chipper chip' taste source: thesun.ie   |   share: 5         If chess had been this popular when subby was in high school, he would have been class president and prom king before marrying Morgan Fairchild source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 53         Americans are voting everywhere to legalize marijuana. Too bad it's unlikely the next Congress will do the same. Friggin' old people source: politico.com   |   share: 87   Sat November 28, 2020       The two FDOTUS to be joined by FCOTUS source: theguardian.com   |   share: 14         Look who suddenly cares about the deficit source: thehill.com   |   share: 116         12 Angry Shoppers source: news10.com   |   share: 23   Fri November 27, 2020       Biden will introduce several labor-friendly policies source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: 121         Nordstrom shares soar on news it's basically not Amazon source: marketwatch.com   |   share: 5   (Some Guy)       A journalist for a small Wisconsin paper finds an interesting way to include quotes without worrying about errors in this story about a local hospital warning of a COVID 19 surge. The print version will be hard to read because of it, though source: hubcitytimes.com   |   share: 40   Thu November 26, 2020       Why WAP came up dry source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: 58   Wed November 25, 2020       Weekly jobless claims come in at 778K vs 730K expected. 20.45m people still on Gov assistance vs 20.31m last week source: cnbc.com   |   share: 65   Mon November 23, 2020       He probably ain't seeing the field next year source: espn.com   |   share: 25         Former AstraZeneca vaccine head and current Warp Speed captain thinks we'll have herd immunity by May of next year. Dr. Fauci speaks for Farkers when he says: "I don't think so" source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 57   Wed November 18, 2020       Dow Jones could hit 40,000 next year. Also, monkeys could fly out of my ass source: cnbc.com   |   share: 36         NCAA College athletic departments are WAY too busy with this Covid thing to worry about trivial stuff like preventing rape and sexual abuse of and by student athletes, so we'll give everyone a "pass" on that until next year source: politico.com   |   share: 4

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