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Sat May 14, 2022
(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Police catch Catich. Not a repeat from 2021 when they had to catch Catich after he escaped from a police car and was found five counties away still handcuffed. But what happened to the disappearing handgun?
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Tue May 10, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Add clear air lightning to list of state's fatal attractions. (w/video explosion goodness)
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"The candlelit date was going great until my hair caught fire"
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Your Hometown Station)
 
 
 
29 years ago, the filming location for "Wally World" suffered the "TLC/Paperboy Riot." Moose out front shoulda told ya don't go chasin' waterfalls
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You too can live in a tin can van down by the river
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Evidently "Arab milk pudding" isn't a punchline in a Taika Waititi movie, but something delicious
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Tue March 29, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What's it take to get impeached in South Dakota? Apparently something worse than killing a person with your car
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Fri March 25, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Did subby use the Ironic tag correctly?
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Two months after I went on a date with a guy, he billed me"
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Sun March 13, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sometimes dead is better
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Stupid influencer challenge of the week: Trespassing overnight in retail stores
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
The one resident who hasn't fled this southern Ukrainian town because of the invasion is an orthopaedic doctor who's standing guard with his two pets: a panther and a leopard
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Wed March 09, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
ESPN reporter apologizes for "s**t sandwich" remark about MLB labor offer, meant to say it's more a polished turd than anything else
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Tue March 01, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"MLB lockout: Progress made, league extends self-imposed deadline to 5 p.m. ET Tuesday"
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Food is Stupid)
 
 
 
It's like winning the superbowl, but when they dunk the Gatorade on you, it slowly oozes in a suffocating blob that muffles the sound of the crowd and encases you in a gluey blue personal Pompeii
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Sat February 12, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
Weeners
 
Saginaw flasher exposed when someone calls in a tip about his tip
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Best spoiler alert ever: "Thanks to the help of many people, Mia made it home." Tag is for the community that made it happen
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(Some Good Buddy)
 
 
 
"There is no shortage of truck drivers. These are just really bad jobs"
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Wed February 02, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
"These Nazi bastards won't get away with this," reads the reply from a scruffy opossum with antlers. "I'm donating some on payday"
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
"It's hard to believe it could happen at a major bank," writes someone who is unfamiliar with major banks
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Lucian Truscott Newsletter)
 
 
 
Just damn, he nailed it. Farkers who were not 13 years old sometime in the early '60s won't understand, but damn, this was a thing
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