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Sun January 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"I was voting for 'Beerosaurus' personally"
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The vegans begin their artillery barrage
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Email response makes sharp turn in Albuquerque
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Thu January 13, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
This article is like someone made a Highlander / Very Bad Things mashup. What the hell is going on over at Fort Bragg?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband did not listen to me when I said I didn't want my face smashed into the cake. He didn't listen, destroyed the cake, and made me look a fool. I told him we were getting a divorce, but everyone thinks I'm overreacting. Am I?"
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Wed January 12, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1888, the so-called "Schoolchildren's Blizzard' killed 235 people, a tragedy that would only be rivaled years later when they released patch 8.3 to World of Warcraft
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Jon Lester will never fail to throw to first base again
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What IS it with dentists and big game hunting? Oh and wife murdering - what IS it with dentists and murdering their wives in insurance schemes?
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two Douches, One Show
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: "As much begging as I do, we can barely pay the bills". Court records: Infowars Online Store Made $165 million from September 2015 to December 2018
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Wed January 05, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Heavy traffic may cause your trip to take longer than expected and to compensate your driver for the additional time, your Uber fare may change, such as $400 in additional charges for getting stuck on I-95 overnight
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Mon January 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Looks like NASCAR is having second thoughts about allowing an official sponsorship by some made-up cryptocurrency designed to grift idiots who think "Let's Go Brandon" is a clever insult
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Man tells how owl saved him from blizzard in Montana wilderness. YA RLY
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Unions saved Hollywood
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Wed December 29, 2021
(North Country Public Radio)
 
 
 
Teenagers volunteer for a job no one else wants to do
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
When Yankees legend, and at the time, Rangers head coach Billy Martin got fired because the Rangers didn't play John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Federal Bureau of Investigation)
 
 
 
Last Christmas a suicide bomber blew himself up in Nashville, and the very next day it was forgotten about
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Tue December 21, 2021
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Snow is glowing in Russian Arctic. Residents living near Chernobyl unimpressed
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
'Deputy Ear Biting Incident' is the name of my Rev. Horton Heat/Insane Clown Posse tribute band
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Mon December 20, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Bryan Singer to direct the next Predator
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brief history of the rise of the doughnut
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Fri December 17, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bar fires server for refusing to come to work with Covid symptoms
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
"The mob takes the Fifth. If you're innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?" -Donald Trump, 2016
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ramsey believed that taking preventative measures against Covid-19 "were against the will of God"
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friends and my family insist that my fiancée is too dumb for me. Can I be happy married to an idiot?"
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Mon December 13, 2021
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
State Republicans oppose paid sick time and parental leave, say it would waste precious dollars that could go to tax cuts for the wealthy
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Alibaba employee accuses supervisor of rape, takes her accusations public, and is surprised to see the company's zero tolerance policy in action. ALIBABA: You're fired. FARK: To the accuser
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Sun December 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"He fishes by hand, lives alone in a remote cave and is a living testament to the way residents once lived on this far-flung island in Yemen." What's his Fark handle?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Snoop remembers Omar. SHEEEEEEEEEEEIT
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Thu December 09, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Volatile Shiat Coins
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"The customer drove a long way to buy a low-priced, high-mileage luxury car from a Jeep dealer," he said. "It's like buying a lobster dinner at a diner"
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
Twenty seven courses and still hungry. A meal at a Michelin starred restaurant
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Tue December 07, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CPS investigated the Crumbley family, but quickly found out they were suburban and white, so they didn't do anything
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(Global Air)
 
 
 
The oldest Farker out there has prepared a special Pearl Harbor day homepage for us. Check it out, not many of them left
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Sat December 04, 2021
(Some Smoke on the Water)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, some stupid with a flare gun burned a casino to the ground
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Is it too soon to start talking about responsible chefs and British cuisine control?
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Wed December 01, 2021
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Brian Kelly is not a good person"
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Tue November 30, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods: "amputation was on the table", re how bad his leg was after his February crash
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy Hanukkah! Also, happy Chanukah just in case
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Fri November 26, 2021
(The American Prospect)
 
 
 
The real driver behind 2021's inflation: Price gouging and disaster capitalism
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Thu November 25, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Falling out of control, the plane passed underneath the pack of nine skydivers that left the aircraft, thankfully not making contact with anyone as it fell through the sky." Ground crews had clean new shorts waiting for all involved
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
The amazing story of how "Star Wars" was dubbed into Navajo, with Lucasfilm's blessing
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Until your aunt starts talking
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Subby just got tagged with making the dressing for Thanksgiving dinner. Need your favorite recipe. LGT one example
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another way trying to live longer takes all the joy of living
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
What's up with all these rats?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Adventure of the Speckled Band is played out in India. Closing the case, Watson polishes his revolver and Holmes considers injecting more cocaine
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Fri November 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
The inmates run the asylums in ...where else?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Turns out California's summer fires weren't just all-natural organic wild grown fires. Someone slipped some GMO fire into the mix and the whole batch is being recalled for cross contamination
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
What if you're cooking for two instead of a houseful for Thanksgiving? You can still keep turkey on the menu. The yummy, don't-wanna-share-this menu
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out investor Bill Hwang was a shifty, lying dick
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you don't refuse entry to the undead right off the bat, they'll just keep getting in. Tag is for Ghouliani
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Q-cult congregation down in Dallas that thinks JFK jr (WHO IS DEAD) is gonna come back is STILL THERE
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
Boobies
 
Porky's turns 40 years old today. Never has the tag seemed more appropriate
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
The greatest victory in Canadian diplomacy, remembered by the greatest patriot to ever stand atop the national igloo
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Fri November 12, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GOP rep investigated for breaking law he created
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Dick arrested for being one
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Cranberry-Lime pie - for those of us who've been looking for new ways to incorporate dessert into our side dishes
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Tue November 09, 2021
(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
AEW star Eddie Kingston gets real about mental health, "If I wasn't on Zoloft & getting help for my mental health, I'd probably kill myself"
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(Anne Wheaton)
 
 
 
He's okay now but earlier this year, Wil Wheaton wasn't
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The book will be titled: "Coalfinger: How to screw my party and the country because I f*cking can"
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Sat November 06, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Army surgeon testifies her superiors ignored warnings of pilots suffering myocarditis after COVID vaccinations, also testified she couldn't "discern what form of alchemy ... Pfizer ... discovered that would make antifreeze into a healthful cure"
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woman befouls pants halfway through marathon, runs with it in her shorts until crossing finish line to achieve personal record. Did the other runners notice? "I don't give a shiat," she said, even though she had one to give
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Gen Z apparently has good taste in headphones
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Fri October 29, 2021
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
Your Honor, I say again I was sweeping, not peeping
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One of our voting machines is missing
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Thu October 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nothing says "I do" like a Busch Light digital camo wedding dress
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
And the best documentaries of the year comes to us from A: GWAR? B: Insane Clown Posse? or C: Both A & B?
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Mon October 25, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
One of the last persons who needs a iron lung to survive tells her story. She got polio two years before the vaccine was introduced
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(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Faced with labor issues Wisconsin decides that it should re-examine what 8th graders could be doing at night
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A hiker who was missing for more than 24 hours on Colorado's highest mountain ignored repeated phone calls from a search and rescue team because they came from an unknown number. They just wanted to sell him a burial plot
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
For some reason, the family of Brian Laundrie has decided to not hold a funeral for him
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Anchor Pub, home of the artisanal hand-crafted roofie
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Sat October 23, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
A big batch of biscuit benevolence
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Fri October 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN is not responding well to news of Brian Laundrie's demise; now looking for "discrepancies in the timeline" to keep their coverage going
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The messages, written in Russian on WhatsApp in Oct. 2018, were celebratory ."Everything is great" Fruman wrote "We are taking over the country" Fruman's business partner, Lev Parnas, provided a picture standing between Ivanka and Jared"
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Wed October 20, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Alitalia flight attendants strip in protest
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
In-N-Out shut down for defying Covid-19 vaccine mandate, saying they "refuse to become the vaccination police for any government" along with refusing to improve the quality of their fries
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Medium)
 
 
 
In the future, we won't have to work for a living
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Old and busted: marijuana edibles in Halloween candy. New hotness: edibles in classroom reward box
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"A balanced treatment of an unbalanced phenomenon is a distortion of reality and a disservice to your consumers." Yes, but on the other hand...
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Impatient elderly patrons bite the hand that feeds them; Cafe scraps pensioner special because they won't stop complaining
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(Medium)
 
 
 
To Ease our Dark Times, an Amusing Story from a Funeral
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Giant Meteor 2021 has picked its running mate
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Mon October 11, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1986, Soviet-U.S. arms control talks broke down over President Reagan's "Star Wars" initiative, as Ronald Reagan refused Gorbachev's insistence that he get to play the part of the Wookie
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
People sharing things that get harder as you get older. Submitter just turned 59, and he can attest that at least one thing gets softer as he gets older
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
In Wisconsin another group is trying to run an election audit, kind of like 15 blindfolded drunk clowns trying to get into that little car
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Thu October 07, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Protip: If you want to be inconspicuous when going to murder your father, don't drive there in your 28' Winnebago. And avoid the security cameras
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
53-foot reefer stolen. Police on the lookout for someone trying to get a shiatload of Doritos to go with it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
As pretty much everyone on Earth knew would happen, even the most loudly anti-vax plague rats are rolling up their sleeves and getting the shot once they realize that "we're going to fire you from your job" isn't a bluff. So conviction. Much brave
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mom, Mike Lindell is trying to connect the dots again
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Tue October 05, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The mystery of Senator Freeloader's ever fattening ass has been solved
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Mon October 04, 2021
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Here's what it really feels like to wake up from a coma. In case you're just waking up ... from being in a coma
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Sat October 02, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
2013: Ozy Media created. 5 days ago: NYT publishes expose including co-founder having impersonated a YouTube exec on a conference call with Goldman Sachs. Today: Ozy out
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Spite + money = amusing architecture
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"There are fewer more embarrassing examples of the dreadful state of the influencer economy than the fact that Machine Gun Kelly has risen to stardom"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amateur golfer defies 67,000,000 to 1 odds with 2 holes-in-one in a single round. Checks notes.....golfer is only 11 years old
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Wed September 29, 2021
(WJRT)
 
 
 
It wasn't all bad news for the 57 year old drowning victim, he had the winning lottery ticket in his wallet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In the mood for chaos? Here are the potential tiebreaker scenarios for the two AL Wild Card spots. Stick around for the 5-way tie that is so unlikely even MLB doesn't have a plan for it
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Second rate rapper wannabe who thought it was a good idea to perform at a heavy metal festival gets butthurt after being booed by crowd. He sucked so bad, subby and his GF left for the night to be ready for Judas Priest and Metallica the next day
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Mon September 27, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
To help with DNA tagging police are asking for Laundrie's dirty
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Sun September 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ain't no parti like a Norwegian parti 'cause Norwegian partis are now all unmasked
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Squid Game may be the first Korean show to hit #1 in the USA on Netflix, but don't expect a Season Two any time soon, according to its creator. "It is quite tiring just thinking about it"
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Fri September 24, 2021
(The Smithsonian)
 
 
 
The most ugly-ass creature of all is "a little larger than a Beanie Baby" (w/ pics & vid)
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Tue September 21, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Of course they knew
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Handcuff Johnny lives up to his name
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Tired, tired of playing the game, Ain't it a crying shame I'm so tired
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Mon September 20, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1881, Chester Arthur became President, with his administration best known for "liquor, snobbery and worse" proving that no matter how hard we try, even TotalFarkers can end up President
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