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Tue May 24, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Because even machines have better people skills than US police, Phoenix cops are now using VR to learn empathy
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
McDonald's workers aren't lovin' it
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Mon May 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Three child size shots for children under five of Pfizer/BioNTech's Covid-19 vaccine. Three shots
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Sun May 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunfire causes commotion. A targeted shooting is police notion. Witnesses describe it as slow motion. With lots of emotion, there are five down in Goshen
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Hanging with the buoys
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Sat May 21, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sleeping on climate change could reduce sleep
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
The last of 88 cats that were surrendered last year to Second Chance Animal Services have found their forever home just in time for Caturday
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Thu May 19, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Vice president of nonprofit "Kidsmatter", arrested for...well, you already know
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Wed May 18, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Guy who hasn't beaten Michigan in 900 days to get $9.5mm per year through 2028
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man drew up a fake pardon from President Trump to try to wiggle out of federal fraud charges. He also tried to deed himself properties that belonged to Jeffrey Epstein
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(Colorado Daily)
 
 
 
Thanks to a generous donation of $250,000 from a patient's daughter, Boulder Community Health will be able to expand their therapy dog program. "When they walk on the floor, everyone brightens up." Please welcome them all to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Old news: school shootings. Louisiana news: school alligatoring
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Tue May 17, 2022
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Romulan Commander Sela running for Congress in Fark's favorite state
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Sorry for your Wendy's dinner order being delayed. A couple of our employees were stabbing each other. Your dinner order will be ready soon
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Mon May 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Agreement between FDA and company behind shut down manufacturing plant means the baby formula crisis may soon be weaning
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The question isn't why 1.1 billion people around the world have a headache every day, the question is why all 8 billion of us don't have a headache everyday
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's to sell off its Russian businesses. Buyer can't use IP or menu items, but is welcome to fix the ice cream machines
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Louisiana backpedals on abortion = murder. Still hates women
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Tue May 10, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Common obstacles on a golf course: trees, rocks, raw sewage, sand, water,...wait, back up a couple
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
14 year old gets pregnant at the zoo
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Casey White, Vicky White captured. Snow, Vanna, still on the loose
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Fri May 06, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Hmmm, the beach is bumpy today
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
Cleveland firefighter fatally shoots roommate, calls 911 "We fark around. It's kind of our thing." And they find out
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Wed May 04, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Montana ranchers left clutching at straws after being swindled by Canadian hay scammers
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(Keys Weekly)
 
 
 
Dolphin biology confirms why they're always so happy. "I would look at these clitorises and be just amazed. I was like, 'Oh my gosh, these are pretty big and well-developed.'"
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Colorado cannabis recalled due to high yeast levels. Who knew yeast could get high
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian spaceport - Take off eh?
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Tue May 03, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Smithsonian adopts a policy of ethical returns. Still needs an ethical re-gifting policy after just handing the Captain America shield to John Walker
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Cold case
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Mon May 02, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Superior it's said never gives up her dead, but Lake Mead has been known to
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Cops called to Target due to Florida men stealing pizza and Pokemon cards. Then things escalate quickly
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Fri April 29, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
The brandy kegs around their necks should have been a tip off
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Wait, they have chickens in jails now
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Ceiling DA is watching you vote
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Thu April 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you heard about the 'unknown and highly contagious' disease that's killing wild horses in Colorado? Neigh
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Do you know those "Watch out for motorcycles" stickers? Well, this is why
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Wed April 27, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Fossil of 450-million-year-old marine animal discovered. You look tasty
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pump a cap in yo ass
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a good or bad breed of dog
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Sat April 23, 2022
(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Old, bivalved: Zebra mussels. New, gastropody: Mudsnails
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Thu April 21, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Best Buy recalls thousands of air fryers, air fryer ovens due to their inability to detetmine what exactly they are supposed to make hot and crispy
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Sun temporarily blocked by potato
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Wed April 20, 2022
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
"This type of event here in Fulton is rare this is an out-of-the-ordinary incident," Fulton Police Chief Bill Ladwig said Tuesday morning, which happened to be the second straight day his staff found a dead body
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
One in 20 heart attacks in NJ caused by noise pollution. Other 19 reportedly caused by close calls with Jersey drivers
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Mon April 18, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why the feds won't legalize marijuana any time soon
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pew pew in Paw Paw
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Honolulu Star Advertiser)
 
 
 
911 what is your emergency - oh hi, I've been out hiking and feel really tired, can you send a helicopter to pick me up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just a friendly reminder to regularly clean out your belly button
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
♫♫ Watch me wallabies flee, mate, watch me wallabies flee. They're a dangerous breed, mate, so watch me wallabies flee ♫♫
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Tue April 12, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Real reason sides of the moon look different. Pink Floyd album still black on both sides
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Survivalist faked his death for six years. Opossums everywhere nod approvingly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After just 8 months Red Lobster CEO decides she is not a seafood lover
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
For your edification and delight we present "The Worst of Waters"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Rude person" helps woman win $10M after bumping her into pressing the wrong button on a scratch off lottery machine
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cop math: Two men arrested with enough fentanyl pills(21lbs.) to kill 4.7 million people. With the 810 pounds of meth, and 190 pounds of cocaine also found, that's got to be at least 5 million charges of attempted murder, right?
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Florida Politics)
 
 
 
Investors in "Let's Go Brandon" cryptocurrency are upset when the Freaking Obvious happens
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
JetBlue: No, WE want to form the Vortex of Suck with Spirit Airlines
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Amazon and Jeff Bezos give SpaceX a big "fark you" and buy 18 launches on Arianespace's Ariane 6 rocket, 38 launches on ULA's Vulcan rocket, and 12 launches on Blue Origin's New Glenn with an option for 15 more
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, hope it was worth it. Genius mob hitman escaped from custody one year shy of release after spending decades in prison only to be captured after not even seven full days on the lam
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(Dallas Observer)
 
 
 
Advocates pushing to end housing discrimination. Difficulty: for dogs
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Sat April 02, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Shoplifter makes solid choice
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Once again, if you have drugs, guns and cash all simultaneously, resist the urge to post pictures of your loot onto social media
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
CIA Director tests positive for Covid, OR SO THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
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Mon March 28, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Sheriff rescues party of 11 from sinking boat during Blue Angels performance during Tampa Bay AirFest. Talk about timing, precision
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Sun March 27, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Guard attacked with shiv in Portland prison. Excuse me, did I say "prison"? I meant coffee shop
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Fri March 25, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Which generation has the biggest carbon footprint? OK Boomer
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you order a cold honey blonde ale and are served chemicals meant to liquefy and adhere to organic material?
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(Kinda cold today?)
 
 
 
Americans spend 11 minutes per day talking about the weather, opposed to nine minutes for the Brits, which costs U.S. business $1.5 trillion per year in lost productivity. Or something
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Philanthropist MacKenzie Scott donates $275 million to Planned Parenthood; her former husband, Jeff Bezos, flies again to space in a giant penis
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Roth's Froth and Sloth (formerly Chuck's)
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Telescope reveals huge mysterious space object obviously stolen right out of a TOS episode
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stolen cabin recovered. Police suspicion is currently on Jabba the Hut
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They didn't believe in us. They said it couldn't even be done. But we showed them all, and managed to have 9 MASS SHOOTINGS IN ONE WEEKEND. USA USA USA USA USA
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Former Apple employee charged with defrauding the tech giant out of more than $10 million which basically is just change under the couch cushions
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Woman visits casinos, manages to lose none of her money. But she did lose $5.3 million of other people's money
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
Congressman Lance Gooden (Arrr-TX) wants to make privateering a thing again. You know, to help cover Ukraine's booty
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Is Isotonitazene (ISO) really 20 times stronger than Fentanyl? Don't know as Subby just does pot
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Wed March 16, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
Netflix is coming for your grandma, ex-girlfriend, and that one neighbor who moved away a year ago
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Two Florida men use pulsar manipulation device to: A) Attempt to manipulate pulsars, B) Attempt to manipulate quasars, or C) Attempt to steal gas from the Circle K
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Tue March 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Republican Accountability Project buys time on Fox News to talk about a problem affecting 9 out of 10 elected Republicans: Partisan Derangement Syndrome. Symptoms include calling Trump "dangerous" or crazy, but still saying you'd vote for him
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Mon March 14, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Postmaster General DeJoy was completely terrible, consider that on his watch, disgruntled postal workers are being disarmed
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Talk about having high tea
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Sat March 12, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk?
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Thu March 10, 2022
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Things you bought: Concrete and coffee for the bathtub. Things you should have bought: Shovel, lime, and a plant for the top in the backyard. Thing you didn't have: Wood chipper
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Mon March 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Petroleum leak from US Navy fuel farm in Hawaii upgraded from "contaminated water" to "SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN PERMANENTLY"
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Sun March 06, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trucker convoy laps Beltway to protest COVID measures. Or, as DC residents would describe it, 'light traffic.'
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Fri March 04, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Invasive foreign NOPE spreading through the southeast
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Teacher of the Year chases student down the hall and slaps him in the face for the crime of....wearing a hoodie. Teacher is then granted early retirement so he can keep all his benefits
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Thu March 03, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Bloomsburg, Lock Haven and Mansfield to be combined into Commonwealth University of Pennsylvania, but don't worry it doesj't mean they will change their names, colors, mascots, sports teams or even the wording on their diplomas
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Wed March 02, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Baby giraffe born at Toronto Zoo. Immediately bought by Russian oligarch, then immediately seized by federal authorities
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Jacksonville Journal-Courier)
 
 
 
California bar investigating Trump lawyer for ethic breaches. No, not that one, or that one, or that one. Oh, well
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Thu February 24, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear Principal Jones, please excuse Sally being late to school yesterday. Also, please send the police to our house. I'm being held captive by my boyfriend, and I think he killed Sally's little brother. Thanks, Sally's Mom
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Wed February 23, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The NFL has proven once again that it can't play by the rules. As such," no more tax subsidies for you
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Vail Daily)
 
 
 
Whataburger set to open in Colorado Springs tomorrow. 1310 Interquest Parkway. I hope you office people are WFH, because it's going to be a mess out there
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Missouri State Highway Patrol spends 175 hours investigating to find out that, as expected, the governor is indeed an idiot
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Florida man blocks interstate with car, leaps on the first car that stops, fires his gun into the road, tries to steal a semi but can't get it out of park, is arrested. Florida man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And what else would you expect from Family Dollar?
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Thu February 17, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Only after issuing 31 hunting citations over 6 years does the Montana FWP start investigating a hunting party, which then concludes with a mere $50K in fines and no jail time served for the illegal taking of 48 game animals
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Tired of picking on trans kids and school children, Arizona lawmakers move to ban land purchases by Chinese communists
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Fans of fight videos rejoice as alcohol service returns to Southwest Airlines
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Man killed in hit and run identified, autopsy planned to determine cause and manner of death. Subby believes it will probably have a lot to do with getting hit by an Acura TSX
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
3 arrested after $16K of items stolen from Victoria's Secret stores. No word on what size either of the bras was
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Mon February 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Lockheed abandons plans to purchase Yoyodyne. Says their oscillation overthruster's for shiat
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Don't take your hiking group to a trail that hasn't been closed due to safety concerns for three years if you all want to come back alive
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Sun February 13, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
St. Louis Dispatch reporter who used "view source" on a state web page to find a flaw that exposed personal information will not be charged for reporting the flaw to the state
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Sat February 12, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
University of Alabama: maybe naming a building after both the school's first Black student and a Ku Klux Klan leader wasn't the best idea
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Fri February 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Russia ready to start some shiat
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Peabody teacher wishes he could use the Wayback machine to remove raunchy pictures from his laptop
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
SUV slides into Rouge River after driver gets out to pee on side of the road. This might be the first Rogue number One that didn't end up with Darth Vader killing everyone
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
When Officer Friendly asks to see your driver's licence, it's best not to hand over a liquor store gift card
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Tue February 08, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
'Any California Republicans running for governor please step forward.' Politicians take a giant step backward. State Sen. Brian Dahle looks around, "Ah, fudge. Looks like I'm IT"
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When you gotta go
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a new species of hammerhead worm, which looks very sickly so they decided to name it Humbertium covidum in honor Covid victims. Sounds about right for these Covid times
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
🎵Come on and join our convoy, Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way. Cause we brought our children with us, so we can't be arrested today🎵
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Unmarked cars un-unmarked
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Mon February 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Federal agents shut down Ohio elder care program
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Fri February 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Meet the person who is always in front of you in line at the gas station
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Predator spotted in Peru, Arnold Schwarzenegger ordered to get to the choppa
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
He survived combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan but could not survive his caregiver/girlfriend
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tag says it all
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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)
 
 
 
243 pounds of contraband bologna is seized at the Texas-Mexico Border as the War On Spam takes an unexpected turn
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Mon January 31, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Scientists have regrown frog's legs, in new hope for both human amputees and for all-you-can-eat buffets in Paris
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Fri January 28, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Damn, Virginia you went full farking potato this last election
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Thu January 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Ted Decker named Home Depot CEO over Bob Painter, Sal Plumber, Richard Tool
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ozzie, the world's oldest male gorilla, passes away at age 61. His last words were said to be "I'll see you on the other side"
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(Duluth News Tribune)
 
 
 
The federal government finally shut down 2 mining leases right next to the country's most popular wilderness, the BWCAW in NE Minnesota. Since Iron Range mining disappeared the main income there is tourism. Feel free to post BWCAW pics
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Pro-Covid snot-bubblers heroically vanquish... a children's museum
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Jeff Daniels is killing tarantulas and no one can stop them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
UNICEF calls for 850 children to be evacuated from Syrian prison. McBain and his pennies seen ready on stand-by
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Tue January 25, 2022
(MindMed)
 
 
 
FDA clears the way for clinical trials of LSD. Subby's anxiety disorder just got more colorful
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