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Sat May 21, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Sleeping on climate change could reduce sleep
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Netflix is losing subscribers but gaining users. Adding viewers but fudging numbers. Calming investors but feeding hunger
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"This isn't 'Nam, Smokey. This is weed. There should be labeling rules"
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Scientists develop 'off the shelf' engineered stem cells to create bespoke treatments for aggressive, tacky brain cancer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Cranberries can improve memory, ward off dementia, prevent you from ending up a zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study says parrots refuse to 'wing it,' instead use their heads as a 'third limb'
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study reveals cats know each other's names; just don't give a shiat
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Astronauts may one day drink water from ancient moon volcanoes" is the kind of STEM tab headline that makes the rest of the depressing stuff going on elsewhere a little easier to take
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Child's 130,000-year-old tooth could offer clues to extinct tooth-fairy relative
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
This is why we need the Mutant Registration Act
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Sea turtles have no idea how to get where they are going, refuse to pull over for directions
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(Freethink)
 
 
 
Doctor House approved science: A girl with a unique genetic mutation develops Lupus way younger than usual. Scientists mutate mouse genes identically and finally prove which gene causes the disease
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Meatheads, small peeners confirmed
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Sun May 15, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Robotic surgery improves patient recovery time" claims PR-bot 1138-thx
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Sat May 14, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists finally know what triggered the biggest climate catastrophe in history. A bit late, but there you go
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Astrophysicist Marcel Marceau would like to act out his new theory about invisible walls in outer space
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Stat News)
 
 
 
New study: Blacks, Hispanics, and Asians need to be screened for diabetes at a way lower BMI than whites. Talk about carbohydrate privilege
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Donate blood, and pass your toxins on to some other poor sucker
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New research reveals HEY LOOK OVER THERE
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Been wanting to know more about German cockroach sex, the males' pre-ritual gifting, some females' aversion to sugar, and his "elongated hooked penis?" Awwwww yeah you do
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Having a big mama can break your heart. No, literally
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why does earth have so much Helium-3? Let me take a hit from this balloon before I answer. [silly voice]: I don't know, but nuclear fusion power is now only a few decades away
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Banana spots are producing some appeeling food waste research
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I saw a confused turtle
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Testicular tissue frozen for 20 years found to be still viable. That's just craz- um, nuts
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
That doctor said, "Sir, I have never seen a larger striatum region in any of the brains I've scanned"
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(Some Data)
 
 
 
Those "non-COVID" excess deaths that were 21 times higher in some counties last year? Mostly just routine freedom overdoses
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Sun May 08, 2022
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Separated identical twins, one raised in the USA, one raised in South Korea. Guess which one ended up with the higher IQ
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Science proves what all moms already know. That around the age of 13, children no longer find their mothers' voices "uniquely rewarding"
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(Big Think)
 
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For a thousand light-years in all directions, there's a "bubble" that the Sun sits at the center of. What a wild story
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Sweeeeet
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(KSBY San Luis Obispo)
 
 
 
California: if it doesn't burn now, it'll burn soon
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like someone has been up to some 'Human Business' as a hybrid 'mystery monkey' has been spotted in Borneo
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moon(water?)fall
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. Better. Silkier. Strong... wait, go back
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
We need a factory reset button for our brain
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Pres. Biden's plan to mitigate climate change could avoid the filibuster, and be enacted by an executive order to the EPA under the Clean Air Act. Of course it would still have to get past the judiciary. Why are you laughing? Stop it. This is serious
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Mon May 02, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Cancer rates declining in Canada but cases, deaths increasing because of demographic factors - you probably wouldn't know them
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Scientists have created an enzyme that can break down plastic waste in hours, not decades. Enough about plastic surgeons' work
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Two bees, or not two bees. That was the question
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Sat April 30, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"9-1-1, what's your emergency?...Yes, we know...No it's not a bomb...We understand that...Yes it's safe to pose next to it for pictures...Yes you can ride it and wave your hat around like Slim Pickens...OK have a good day." Ugh, where's my coffee?
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
Science shows that people who walk fast can effectively make themselves feel 16 years younger. Now do try to keep up with Subby who has been walking a NYC mile back and forth to work for the last 30 years
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Thu April 28, 2022
(University of Exeter)
 
 
 
Farking leads to unemployment
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dog breeds not linked to good boys character traits
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Having some semblance of a life, taking care of your children and not dumping carbon into the air on your commute are killing the company bubble wrapping frisbees initiative. So get back into work and start kissing some ass. Middle managers need it
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Wed April 27, 2022
(BGR)
 
 
 
Vaping may actually make you depressed. Probably because you realise you're vaping
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Synthetic "forever chemicals" known as PFAS are linked to liver damage. So stop drinking them (so much)
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
The No shiat Sherlock Institute of Technology finds that unvaccinated increase your risk of getting infected
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new study may explain why apathy is the first symptom of Alzheimer's. Also, a new study may explain why apathy awwww farkit
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Mon April 25, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
As long as you don't mind the floods, hurricanes, chemical plant explosions and increasingly fascist state government, Houston remains a great market for homebuyers
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Wave-particle duality may be a better model for how the brain processes informatioin. I drink, therefore I am unsure what this means
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Thu April 21, 2022
(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
89,327 people agree that YOU'RE NOT HELPING
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
And they're not done yet. Nooooo, not by a long shot. Even Skynet and Tom Servo have voiced some concerns
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Deseret News)
 
 
 
Crazy people more likely to get Covid, even if they aren't the sort of crazy that thinks vaccines and masks don't work
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wolves are essential to keeping prey populations healthy. Moose carcass out front shoulda' toldja'
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Actual scientists spent time studying the stickiness of Oreo cream and built a machine to twist them apart to measure shear strength. STEM tab narrowly able to defend against wedgie from Food tab
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Humans are not Ogier when it comes to managing forests
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chances are better than ever of finding life on Europa, but as usual ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Who regulates the regulators of the immune system? Hint: it's not the Stonecutters
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus #2
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Fri April 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wonder why humans tend to die around age 80? We might know why now even though death continues to be our nation's number one killer
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Americans shocked by a new study that shows billionaires pay an average of 3.4% of their income in taxes. Most people admit they were surprised it was that high
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Inverse)
 
 
 
All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Your decreased sex hormones are affecting your fast ball and your fastball
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Maybe the reason stormtroopers were such bad shots is that they had been in space for too long
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
The magic in magic mushrooms backed up by science big dogs on my face look at the pretty flowers have you ever really looked at your hand?
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Usually leftovers are what causes the big bang. Usually
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Fri April 08, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Article claims $1500/month will get you 262 square feet in Manhattan. I'm calling shenanigans. No way you can get a place that big for $1500 in Manhattan
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dunnnn Dun ....Dunnn Dun ....researchers at the Alex Kintner Institute identify over 5,500 new viruses in the ocean. And you were worried about the sharks. DUNDUNDUNDUN
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The motion of the ocean owes a lot to fish farking. None of this is a metaphor
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Vegetarian birds are more sociable than bug eaters, says research from University of Worms. Vegan birds still insufferable
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Wed April 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fungi communicate using a vocabulary of up to 50 words including: thank, you, Mario, but, our, princess, is, in, another, and castle
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Exploring your body proves to be a good thing
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Mon April 04, 2022
(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Reading on a smart phone promotes overeating in the prenatal corn sex and louvres reading condensation, or something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New study shows people like the smell of vanilla but dislike the smell of feet. Still no cure for the god damn cancer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your Gammie was right - eat your prunes
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Not news: Farkers are often monkeys. Evolving news story: and vice versa
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
It's got a great binaural beat and I can trip to it. I give it a ten
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
The "drunken monkey" hypothesis. It's not about the politics tab
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Secondhand smoke from a "bong"--which is some sort of drug usage apparatus for marijuana--is more dangerous than that from Tobacco
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Fri April 01, 2022
(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
Much like subby, England's Peak District is suffering from severe hare loss
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Headline that will make your heart rate go up: "People Can Tell How Fast Your Heart Is Beating Just by Looking at You"
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Fish can perform addition and subtraction, which they probably learned in school
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
"If TFG thought that his latest whiny statement would put a halt to the barrage of derision aimed his way since he invoked the further assistance of his autocratic mentor, he was sadly mistaken"
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study finds reducing carbon emissions won't hurt economic growth or your freedumbs so STFU and start helping
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Massive ice volcanoes identified on night's Plutonian shore (link fixed)
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Mon March 28, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Speeding is more common among people regularly exposed to content encouraging speeding. Subby submitted this cut-n-paste job as his 18th headline of the morning on his 4th cup of coffee
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Creative thinkers' brains are wired differently, take the road less traveled. Researchers did not correlate their findings with the amount of clutter found on the test subjects' desks
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Sun March 27, 2022
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Study says we all dealt with the first 9 months of the pandemic and its associated lockdowns and work-from-home exactly the way you knew we would
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Scientist Chris Hanson discovers unexplained swirls on the sun's surface, asks them to take a seat over there
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Oh rememberin' my darling, When spring is in the air, And those doggone birds, Are laying early everywhere
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Researchers take a bite of the "mystery sandwich" that is Yellowstone's subterranean plumbing system, which pairs well with the local mineral water
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Fri March 25, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Good news: we've found one possibly surefire way to prevent COVID. Bad news: it's tuberculosis
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Rocky Mountain d'awwww finally gives you justification for a good, long nap. Here comes the science
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(Kinda cold today?)
 
 
 
Americans spend 11 minutes per day talking about the weather, opposed to nine minutes for the Brits, which costs U.S. business $1.5 trillion per year in lost productivity. Or something
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Relationship scientists discover that people are flexible on their "deal breakers," especially if the sex is good
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Survey finds 90% of Americans have a co-worker who annoys them. The other 10% are that annoying co-worker
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is paella. There are rules
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
You think your job is boring? According to a new study, these are the worst
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists make fish memories glow and watch the pretty lightshow
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
There's 3,000 miles to Puget Sound, we've got a full boat of fish, half a pack of wolf skins, it's dark out, and we're wearing down jackets. Hit it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you were looking at making your cranky boomer relative have a stroke
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soil erosion and wildfires contributed to a mass extinction event that ended the Triassic. So humans should probably keep an eye out for those kinds of warning signs
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Sun March 20, 2022
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
In my dream, I was in Namibia being attacked by squirrels, but then I awoke covered in snakes, and my teeth all fell out. Then I awoke again
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Fri March 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Demon Weed strikes again as countless holders of medical marijuana cards succumb to crippling cases of Cannabis Use Disorder without realizing any positive benefits from their sad dalliance with the Grim Reefer
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Enjoy naps? You could be in the early stages of dementia. Happy Friday
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Does this mean artificial intellgence suffers from the Dunning-Kruger effect?
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Imagine Homer watching an urn while waiting for the copper ball to fall from the dragon's mouth into the toad's
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Sex Traps", not just for Chris Hansen anymore
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Approximately 57.6 trillion metric tons of soil has been lost in 160 years of farming the Midwest. So..., the U.S. needs more dirt farmers?
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
What is this, a hospital for ants?
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Tue March 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
What will kill you tonight? Your nightlight
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover possible cause of Great Oxygenation Event, which was much better before it got too big and was more underground
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Mon March 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cave art proves Gamera existed
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
To infinity and beyond
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(New Atlas)
 
 
 
Does Covid like your blood type?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Optimism may promote emotional well-being by limiting how often one experiences stressful situations." Well yeah, that's kind of how optimism works
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We are never getting another Megalodon, and that just bites
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Sun March 06, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Highly unpossible as I don't even bleach mine
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Fark you, I don't need a "thank you". I need money, work life balance, money, job security, and money
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Study finds cooking show hosts are closet exhibitionists
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Northwestern University)
 
 
 
Stop, my penis can only get so infected
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Light or moderate drinking isn't good for you either
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Thu March 03, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The actual age of mummification in Europe is still under wraps
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Wed March 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Many coronal loops may actually be optical illusions. The Sun is there?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In 2020 astronomers reported a black hole just 1,000 light years away from Earth. Perhaps the Supreme Being could send Randall with the Map of all the Holes in the universe and help them out?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Man, this is one brutal forecast
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Tue March 01, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Parents may choose where they shop based on opportunities to engage in other activities, including drinking." But they still have to come home to mewling ungrateful creatures such as you and your sister who totally blamed you for breaking their vase
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania drinks the most on St. Paddy's Day, beating out Minnesota and Mississippi. Massachusetts, we're disappointed in you
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Mon February 28, 2022
(Heathline)
 
 
 
Well, duh
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Fri February 25, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Can't take Sarah Connor out directly? Robots attempt a trick shot
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Thu February 24, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds no lasting benefits to microdosing LSD. "So many people swear by this that there might well be something there and we just missed it" says lead researcher Trippin M. Balls, PhD (doctor of psychedelia)
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(CleanTechnica)
 
 
 
Children of the Corn: Return of the Climate
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Car accident trauma related deaths drop in new study, so we have that going for us, which is nice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trying to anticipate all the things your pets can ruin found to be good for mental acuity
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Happiness linked to feeling miserable
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The winter jet stream in the northern hemisphere is speeding up. Will Tasker, and Belitski try to keep the peace
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Viagra can help dogs with fatal eating disorder, leg humping, study finds
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep cleaning is useless against Covid, marinara stained Tupperware
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Mon February 21, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Hamster balls shrink with Covid, as fewer debutante hamsters are willing to dress up for a formal cotillion during a pandemic
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(Science.org)
 
 
 
Big tobacco and fast food vendors rejoice at news covid survivors have a 72% higher risk of heart failure after 12 months, and covid is poised to become the greatest risk factor for cardiovascular disease
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
We have arrived at the deepfake singularity
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Freethink)
 
 
 
Got problems? Try the hypnagogic state
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Sat February 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
They needed a study to learn this information?
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
You'll never think about things the same way again after you go to space. Literally
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
No one knows where King Tut's mysterious space dagger came from. Ancient aliens unavailable for comment
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Fri February 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
BA.2 has all the "best" qualities of Omicron and Delta combined. And just in time to catch the US forgetting Covid ever existed, too
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
New discovery shows humpback whales swim thousands of miles to mate. That's no big deal. Subby has to travel about the same distance for his Canadian girlfriend
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a "holodeck" to test fruit fly cognition. Surprised when Moriarity is defeated
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists are genetically modifying ticks. This can only possibly end well
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Architectural Digest)
 
 
 
If you want a cheap(er) house, look for a street named after a Confederate hero
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Surely it'll be fine. We're much more technologically advanced than the Anasazi
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How long does it take you to tell someone you love them?
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Sun February 13, 2022
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Bad news about your GIANT COMET 2022 bumper sticker - the giant comet isn't coming until 2031, and even then it's not getting anywhere near Earth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cats able to track your invisible presence, but can't be bothered to do so right now
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Sat February 12, 2022
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Health scolds' soda tax has been great - especially for beer distributors
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Thu February 10, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Black Plague now a little brighter
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
New report from scientists claims Earth's inner core is made up of some quirky substance. Worm people irked at being called quirky
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Wed February 09, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Still unsure how magnets work, researchers use them to generate truly random numbers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did you contract COVID in the past year and survive? Are you sure?
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Tue February 08, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Want to live an extra 10 years? It's as easy as hey diddly doodly
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Mon February 07, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Sleep Those Pounds Away With This Simple Trick." Or... getting sufficient sleep helps the body maintain an efficient metabolism
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
People who experience climate extremes are more likely to be concerned about them. Which might be useful if that meant it wasn't already too late
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Sat February 05, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
I guess NJ just became slightly more livable?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
They were tremendous, huge, colossal, or gargantuan mountain ranges, but they were NOT super. And they may have accelerated evolution in Cambrian times
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Fri February 04, 2022
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Ocean acidification impacts on fish behavior have decreased, placing the herring out of a pickle
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Study shows crowdfunding for medical bills almost never works. Too bad we don't have free medical care for all at the point of service, but hard things just aren't possible
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Predator spotted in Peru, Arnold Schwarzenegger ordered to get to the choppa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New "Theory" emerges on what killed the dinosaurs: Gravity. Or Aliens. I'm gonna go with Aliens. Bonus: article debunks itself
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Santa Claus is going to be PISSED
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Wood you be leaf?
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Thu January 27, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Cooking with gas? You monster
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxxers more prone to depression. So are the people who have to listen to them
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Wed January 26, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
COVID-19 is like food during Stalin's purges: some people just don't get it
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Tue January 25, 2022
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Finally a cause of death that plenty of Farkers will not have to worry about
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The covid vaccines do not affect fertility, unlike dying, which negatively impacts your chances of procreating
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
To ignite and engage, I distill with my cats in a cage
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(WJRT)
 
 
 
New study finds the obvious about wearing masks in schools
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