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Fri July 31, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Playful otters in my bathtub. Playful otters on my bedroom wall. Playful otters in my socks
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Researchers are developing more precise methods for predicting solar flares to help prevent damage to communication's infrastructure, bring SG-1 back from 1969
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Universe may be using a false ID and is really 1.2B years younger than thought
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to pull out the kiddy wagon from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, new study suggests children may carry COVID-19 at high levels
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Do scientists ever, ever watch movies? Ever?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers make fool's gold attractive
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Wed July 29, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
With EVs gaining traction, how's the electrical grid doing? Duck
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Tue July 28, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Martian Mole-Men? Why not? That actually sounds pretty cool
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Wearing masks, like requiring seat belts or banning smoking, is absolutely fundamental to protecting (airline) passengers and crew during these unprecedented times"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Of course, that doesn't include bread sticks
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Physics World)
 
 
 
Totally tubular
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
OK, so it's not a face-hugger, or a technically chest-burster. But isn't tummy-burster enough?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Why one species of mosquito stopped biting whatever was handy and evolved a taste for sweet, sweet human blood
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Mathematical models prove exactly how many hot dogs can be eaten. For eggs, it's 50, if you pour Newman's Own dressing on them
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(Metro)
 
 
 
New research claims backseat drivers are helpful
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Voice of America)
 
 
 
Yet another study about how the permafrost is melting, which releases carbon, which causes warming, which causes melting, etc., etc., etc.... If it makes you feel better, at this rate we will be rid of most of Florida much sooner than expected
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bisexual men do actually exist according to researchers that have never heard of internet porn
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Stoopid immune system
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Spinal cord stimulators commonly used to relieve chronic pain might be able to restore touch in prosthetic arms. You'll be able to feel not being able to scratch that *one place* on your back
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
'We are proud to say we are gaining insight into toddlers' awareness of their own uncertainty here at the Werner Herzog Institute for Internal Screaming and Futile Diapers, and that terrifies us as much as them'
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The secret to immortality might be pasta
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The latest symptom of Covid-19: Less accurate weather forecasts
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Mon July 20, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The real reason we get goosebumps. 'Politics' tab conspicuous in its absence
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Ultrasonic Songs of Seduction" is my new Barry White techno remix album
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Most countries have banned American tourists, so Americans are taking trips at home. 1970's style trips
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ecuadorian hummingbirds actually know the words. Awwwww yeahhhh
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We still don't know if COVID-19 can be chronic and we may not know for months if not longer
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Thu July 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Moon is much younger than previously thought, so keep those telescopes to yourselves, pervs
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
This is really great news if you were wondering how far penguins can project their poop
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(PsyPost)
 
 
 
Scientists at Johns Hopkins release new study explaining why psilocybic muchrooms have been consumed by humans for centuries, and their shocking answer is: 'to get high'
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(AP News)
 
 
 
GLAAD: Hollywood's in love with LGBTQ, as long as you're white. If not, GTFO
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
More virus patients in ICUs are surviving now. They're also getting those hospital bills, so it's kind of wash
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Oh great, ticks that can reproduce asexually
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
is among the most defiant states when it comes to mask mandates
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Wed July 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫♪ In the year 2064, procreation will be a snore, raising kids will be a bore, machines'll take care of sex and maybe more ♫♪
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's long been known exercise is good for your head as well as your body. How? Let's just say you should buy your liver a drink
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fragmentary remains of single dinosaur with birth defect mistakenly named new species by overly-eager discovering scientist
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Distinguished chimps discover Touch Of Gray, New Balance sneakers
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sled dogs have been man's best friend for a long time-9,500 years to be exact
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Tue July 14, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'The connections between causes and effects are often much more subtle and complex than we with our rough and ready understanding of the physical world might naturally suppose.' Burrowing crab edition
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because it's 2020, the odds have tripled for a major earthquake along the San Andreas fault
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Mon July 13, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If you've got the 'beetus you need to chill. No, seriously
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New study suggests herd immunity, much like your upcoming date with Morgan Fairchild, is not possible
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
IPA beer drinkers more likely to be adventurous, study claims. Of course, so are folks who eat head cheese, fried crickets, and swallow tide pods
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman carrying the coronavirus with no symptoms breaks the record for super spreaders, infects 71 people with the virus after 60-second elevator trip (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Traps, flies, eats, leaves
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Coronavirus porn is about to become very big in Japan
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump desperately pushes the FDA to approve aquarium cleaner again to save what few voters are still going to vote for him
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Subby's guessing "Not Sweden"
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The rich are different than you and me. They even emit fancier carbon
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dat prefrontal cortex
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Someday we might all be brushing our teeth with pickles
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Music sucks now, and has always sucked since you were in your teens and twenties (insert appropriate decades)
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Physicists have 'braided' strange quasiparticles called anyons, which apparently come in colors such as cerulean, indigo, and burnt sienna
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study says the 'Bystander Effect' not exclusive to humans - it can also be found in rats like you
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Tue July 07, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Behind the sun's secret plan to become a lithium factory, smell like teen spirit
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Today's pseudo-science headline claims the source of all life has been found. As you probably already guessed, Dwarves are to blame
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
New study finds when it comes to gerrymandering, both sides are bad. The GOP *for* doing it, the Dems *at* doing it
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; Horror fans were born in it, moulded by it
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Fri July 03, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Initial U.S. COVID-19 infection rate may be 80 times greater than believed, and likely doubled almost twice as fast as initially estimated
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
America Surrenders
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Universe's fastest-growing black hole's massive appetite revealed. Oh big nom nom nom indeed
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers unlock the mystery of the subterranean stoneflies, which sounds way more sinister than it really is
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Hunger-blocking hormone found to reverse opioid overdoses in mice, giving overweight junkies everywhere hope for skinny jeans
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but a new study has shown people who have money are generally happier than people who don't have money. Follow up study will determine whether people who have sex are generally more pregnant than people who don't
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Study confirms an asteroid killed the dinosaurs on Earth, so those dinosaurs shiatting on your car don't exist
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Maybe they are looking in Alderaan places?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pilot study states declining eyesight can be improved by looking at red light. Runway lights to be modified accordingly
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
But were they spherical?
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
There's GOOOOLD in them thar fills
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds credit card spending at restaurants leading indicator for increases in COVID-19
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new study examines recursive thinking. And you thought they quit teaching penmanship in grade school
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Australian wildlife, prehistoric edition: bear-sized wombat-like cousin
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
In 10 years, conventional marketing will disappear, and consumer arrogance via word of mouth will be the promotion tactic. "It's all about showing others how great a consumer you are, better than them"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Grio)
 
 
 
Uber, Lyft algorithms charge more for rides to non-white neighborhoods, study says. So that's what Uber Black is
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
COVID-19 antibodies projected to stick around for only 2 months, which is still longer than my ex, sniff
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists have more than scratched the surface on the causes of eczema; still no cure for the heartbreak of psoriasis
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We got your patriotism right here, ya hump
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Then one day, like a miracle, Covid-19 was everywhere
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sitcom dad: joke
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Berkeley)
 
 
 
New finding: diluting blood plasma rejuvenates tissue, reverses aging. Sorry, Drew, bourbon doesn't work, you have to dilute it with water
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Your nervous and immune systems 'need to talk' for bone repair. Take that as you will
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Thu June 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A new study, visitor to earth, finds that Trump's tax break only helps wealthy investors and real estate developers
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ancient Pizza found buried in cabinet with Sabertooth Anchovies
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Tue June 16, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The economy is still tanking, people are still out of work, and restaurants are shutting down again due to coronavirus spikes. So what sound words of wisdom does Jim Cramer have for you struggling to get through this?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tetrachromacy is such a cool word, this deserves to go UV+green
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
How do you know somebody is vegan? They probably won't talk to you
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Hunting in savanna-like landscapes may have accelerated the brain's evolution while living in Myrtle Beach-like hellscapes definitely set us back a step or two
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
One species has learned to live with - and outsmart - cats. And it's not hyumon
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Anything can be a frozen hydrogen dildo if you're brave enough." - A. Lincoln
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Mon June 15, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"These are striking results that show how hydrogel encapsulation in 1.0-mm-thick fibers provides long-term immunoprotection for pancreatic islets while maintaining their function to control blood glucose concentrations in diabetic mice." So, good?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"Can be." Notice they did NOT say "is"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study calculates there could be more than 30 intelligent civilizations across our galaxy. "This is an enormous advance over previous estimates which spanned from zero to billions"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists detect unexpected widespread structures near Earth's core. Don't think for an instant that the Molemen and their dino-armies will take being found out nicely
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Thu June 11, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Speed of space storms is key to protecting astronauts and satellites from radiation, getting their origin stories truly authentic
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
From the Ric Romero Institute Of The Obvious comes a new study that shows that the leading cause of bad driving ... is bad drivers. Obvious tag last seen drag racing down the center lane
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(Yale University)
 
 
 
Unexpected uncertainty can breed paranoia, researchers find. Or, at least that's what they want you to think
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Her eggs don't like you either
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Kids who drink juice when they're very young are usually healthier, especially if they put off the black coffee and bourbon to their late pre-teens
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Foxes are domesticating themselves, ready to settle down with those two wild and crazy guys
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle's beginning to blink on BLM
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Tue June 09, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
'Playing hard to get' really works. Counterpoint: your mom
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Scientists have discovered new evidence for active volcanism next door to some of the most densely populated areas of Europe." Maybe Giant Meteor better get its act together
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new study finds there's different strains of bacteria on your cell phones and shoes, and they're mostly harmless. Mostly
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Mon June 08, 2020
(TimeOut)
 
 
 
A new Harvard study advises couples to wear masks and avoid kissing while having sex. For some of you, this just means go on having sex like you normally do
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
A new study found covid DNA left on a hospital bed rail spread across a ward within 10 hours and persisted for at least five days. Wash your hands
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Mankind has been battling mosquitoes for centuries, and it turns out their secret weakness is...Perlite?
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
If only Peter Quill had brought some 'shrooms with his Awesome Mix tapes
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The magnetic field of the solar corona has been unveiled by scientists, reviled by racists
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Many patients with kidney failure regret initiating dialysis, that 17th beer
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study finds political bias skews perceptions of verifiable fact. Feel free to forward this to your aunts and uncles and post on social media
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Invading alien carnivorous frogs - of course it's Australia
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Inverse)
 
 
 
Hormones may make men and women experience alcohol differently, and alcohol makes men and women experience hormones differently
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good news doomsdayers, the 6th mass extinction in Earth's history is now accelerating
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Judges in Harris County, Texas were far more likely to appoint lawyers who had donated to their campaigns to represent poor criminal defendants. Yeeee-haaah, Lone Star justice, y'all
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers are practically ecstatic on new study showing how ketamine helps people roll through depression
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Want to fix urban sprawl? Rip up those cul-de-sacs and turn it into New York City, with blocks stretching for as far as the eye can see
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Metro Weekly)
 
 
 
Big Gay Wedding Economy Boom
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Apparently the Earth is a giant lava lamp, and New Zealand is one of the larger bubbles
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Flows of natural gas may be eroding features on the surface of Titan, Saturn's largest moon. Locals blame the dog
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
HGH for the ACL is AOK says the MCHAMP
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
More proof you don't need to mow the lawn during this 96-day weekend
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(Ladders)
 
 
 
New study finds that if you start to experience the loss of smell it could indicate that you will be getting a more mild case of coronavirus. Hitler's dog relieved
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Daytona Beach News-Journal)
 
 
 
Trump may soon be out for good before the election by taking his own advice literally
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Saying "fark" or other swear words really can reduce your experience of pain. Here comes the mother trucking science, you farging bastiches
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Stat News)
 
 
 
SARS-CoV-2 is compromising cellular mechanics in ways heretofore never observed by virologists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study of 90,000 COVID patients finds those who took hydroxychloroquine were twice as likely to die, had dangerous heart complications. That sucking sound you hear is the lawyers warming up their malpractice lawsuits
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
When you want to get away for a nice, quiet vacation this summer, here's some places to go where everyone else will be because we've told you where to go for a nice, quiet vacation
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's taken a heroic effort, but researchers may have uncovered the Achilles heel of viruses
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study finds that if social distancing measures had been put in place just one week earlier, 82% of the US Cv-19 deaths could have been prevented. So, as of Wednesday, 76,620 Americans died because of incompetent leadership. Avenge them in November
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Wed May 20, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sorry, broflakes, looks as if wearing masks may in fact reduce coronavirus transmission by 75 percent
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Farkin' animals - how do they work?
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(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Study finds "Dr. Google" rarely provides the correct diagnosis on the first try. We needed a study for that?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Mount Sinai the first in the US to use Skynet to analyze COVID-19 patients, won't comment on the use of tablets as a treatment
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Well shiat, how the hell did motherfarking Samuel L Jackson not top this goddamn list?
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Saber-toothed anchovies romained the oceans 45 million years ago, preferred to be called Caesar
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
The only insect repellent that actually works is DEET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cancer deaths dropped more in states that expanded Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act (ACA) than in those that did not, which just proves once again that the ACA is much better than ObamaCare. Still no cure for cancer
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Fri May 15, 2020
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
You had me at multi-layered sandwich
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Neck beards may have evolved to to absorb the impact of fists against punchable faces
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude bros less likely to wear masks cause they're not cool, bro
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
The plants that get your cat high. Just in time for a Caturday party
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
XRGs are double boomerangs across the sky, ohhhhh-ohhhhh-ohhhhh-ohhhhh that makes more sense
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lava tubes on Mars could keep astronauts safe from radiation
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Alaskan rainforests are a global lichen hotspot. Also, Alaska has rainforests
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michigan researchers have been studying giant viruses frozen in ice thousands of years ago. Captain Janeway does not approve
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Can we really tell male and female dinosaurs apart, and is that being homind-judgemental?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Not all psychopaths are violent. Some are successful and answer to "boss" or "honey" or "Drew"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that
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Sun May 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you let your grass grow long, you're hurting grasshoppers
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The US death toll could have been halved had we acted just four days sooner. "These findings may inform policymaking," said laughably naive researchers who obviously have not been paying attention to how policy is made
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Going to bed even a few minutes past your normal bedtime could kill you
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Your mom probably has coronavirus
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(Science Times)
 
 
 
Do you know what you get if you feed a mouse too much? A fat mouse. Not anymore. Scientists have disabled a gene preventing mice from becoming obese even after being fed a high-fat diet
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Something new to freak out over. Kissing leads to Alzheimers
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Remember climate change? We're rapidly running out of time
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Otters juggle stones when hungry, beatles when they're happy, and sinatra when they're in the mood
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
A new study claims life could actually thrive in a hydrogen world. Oh, the humanity
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Apparently the current dominant coronavirus strain is actually a mutated version that is much more contagious than the original. But go ahead and ease social restrictions now, red states, by all means
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Forbidden love in the Aviary Kingdom
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Much like a good glass of prune juice, Covid-19 lets the freight move easily
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
The coronavirus pandemic will likely last until the middle of Biden's first term or Trump's corruption trial, whichever comes first
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Never as good as your siblings? The Sun is there
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Medium)
 
 
 
It's not the virus, it's you
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
If the black holes hit, the galaxy is lit (by a trillion)
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Put your foot outside the covers, you're tempting fate. It's science
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Microbes have memories, possibly leading to biological computing
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Sun April 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Alien asteroid" my ass. We better make sure that we have some extra Humpback whales somewhere and pronto
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Margaret Atwood must be appalled. But Aunt Lydia would approve
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Fri April 24, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Terrestrial insects are declining, aquatic insects are increasing, and the wasp outside your front door is still waiting for you
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
A map shows the San Diego county neighborhoods hardest hit by the shutdown. Spoiler alert: it's also a map of the poorest and most densely populated neighborhoods
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pancreatic cancer cells might be ninjas. Subby may be signing his own death warrant, but fark ninjas
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wave the white flag, French pressers
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Wed April 22, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Researchers identify a link between obesity and sleep loss in worms. You know you're intrigued
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Tue April 21, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Still no cure for Fox News
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Mon April 20, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Don't click here
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Headline: Wind turbine noise affects dream sleep and perceived sleep restoration. Article: "We can't draw conclusions from this study on long-term health impact." *yawn*
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Sun April 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Like your ex drunk-calling at 3 AM, for-profit colleges pinky-swear they've totally changed, please just give them a second chance
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
One type of exercise reverses the effect of aging on stems cells. Please be "lifting pint glasses", please be "lifting pint glasses"
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Health.com)
 
 
 
Quarantine constipation, the opposite of safe toilet syndrome
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
This NPR article is bad and you should feel bad
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
B2B customers expect personal service from their chatbots. Silly carbon-based units
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Thu April 16, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Eat this sh*t. It's healthy for you, man
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Your mom annihilated it?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Western US facing an unprecedented, and unnatural megadrought. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MIT/Romero Institute study: NYC subways a major disseminator of coronavirus; NYC subway riders major disseminators
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So not only does hydroxychloroquine not help against Covid-19, it also caused new and exciting health complications in those it was given to as a treatment
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Simulating early ocean vents shows life's building blocks form under pressure, really dig Queen and Bowie
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Wed April 15, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The first comprehensive study is in and it looks like it's a swing and a miss for hydroxychloroquine
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
The first major mass extinction in Earth's history was linked to severe and prolonged lack of oxygen in the oceans. 'It was a bad time to be alive'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Bad news sushi lovers: Since 1970, there has been a 283-fold increase in parasitic worms in fish. Good news: you get bonus 'food' inside your food
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you are an olive tree, it is time for some social distancing and be hasty about it
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
\m/ Heavy iron isotopes are leaking from the Earth's core. What could be more metal? \m/
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists are starting to figure out how interstellar objects are formed. Thanks, Oumuamua
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
This study may help if antibody wants to know whether or not they had coronavirus
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
1 in 3 Wisconsinites admit to drinking alcohol while working from home, a marked increase from the three-out-of-ten that did so on the job
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Astronomy Magazine)
 
 
 
This pandemic nonsense is out of control. The scientists just cancelled a supernova
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Have you heard that the Universe might be expanding differently in different directions? Here's why it's probably not
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Want something else besides the virus to worry about? How about giant Asian hornets that will sting you dead?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
That night you were singing in the club and that actress picked you up .... never happened. We'll discuss it later, they need you on the set. Quentin wants you in the next scene
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(Science News)
 
 
 
Oh, look what we found in the couch cushions Forgot about this
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A runner can leave a 50-foot plume of airborne coronavirus droplets behind him
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Wed April 08, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers find that innovative bird species are less likely to go extinct. Didn't some dude say something about that back in the 1800s?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New study finds attackers can bypass fingerprint authentication with an 80% success rate. Pfft... good luck, hackers. I'm behind seven fingerprints
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Who's craving some lab-grown meat? Me neither
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