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Fri July 31, 2020
		Playful otters in my bathtub. Playful otters on my bedroom wall. Playful otters in my socks source: mercurynews.com \| share:	30

Thu July 30, 2020
		Researchers are developing more precise methods for predicting solar flares to help prevent damage to communication's infrastructure, bring SG-1 back from 1969 source: sciencenews.org \| share:	14
		Universe may be using a false ID and is really 1.2B years younger than thought source: foxnews.com \| share:	15
		Maybe it's time to pull out the kiddy wagon from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, new study suggests children may carry COVID-19 at high levels source: wwwnc.cdc.gov \| share:	38
		Do scientists ever, ever watch movies? Ever? source: ign.com \| share:	21
		Researchers make fool's gold attractive source: phys.org \| share:	7

Wed July 29, 2020
		With EVs gaining traction, how's the electrical grid doing? Duck source: eurekalert.org \| share:	20

Tue July 28, 2020
		Martian Mole-Men? Why not? That actually sounds pretty cool source: eurekalert.org \| share:	10
		"Wearing masks, like requiring seat belts or banning smoking, is absolutely fundamental to protecting (airline) passengers and crew during these unprecedented times" source: msn.com \| share:	7

Mon July 27, 2020
		Of course, that doesn't include bread sticks source: studyfinds.org \| share:	18

Sun July 26, 2020
		Totally tubular source: physicsworld.com \| share:	4

Thu July 23, 2020
		OK, so it's not a face-hugger, or a technically chest-burster. But isn't tummy-burster enough? source: livescience.com \| share:	15
		Why one species of mosquito stopped biting whatever was handy and evolved a taste for sweet, sweet human blood source: npr.org \| share:	10

Wed July 22, 2020
		Mathematical models prove exactly how many hot dogs can be eaten. For eggs, it's 50, if you pour Newman's Own dressing on them source: qctimes.com \| share:	58
		New research claims backseat drivers are helpful source: metro.co.uk \| share:	8

Tue July 21, 2020
		Yet another study about how the permafrost is melting, which releases carbon, which causes warming, which causes melting, etc., etc., etc.... If it makes you feel better, at this rate we will be rid of most of Florida much sooner than expected source: voanews.com \| share:	26
(Some Guy)		Bisexual men do actually exist according to researchers that have never heard of internet porn source: eadt.co.uk \| share:	138
		Stoopid immune system source: eurekalert.org \| share:	2
		Spinal cord stimulators commonly used to relieve chronic pain might be able to restore touch in prosthetic arms. You'll be able to feel not being able to scratch that one place on your back source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	8
		'We are proud to say we are gaining insight into toddlers' awareness of their own uncertainty here at the Werner Herzog Institute for Internal Screaming and Futile Diapers, and that terrifies us as much as them' source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	5
		The secret to immortality might be pasta source: salon.com \| share:	26
		The latest symptom of Covid-19: Less accurate weather forecasts source: upi.com \| share:	14

Mon July 20, 2020
		The real reason we get goosebumps. 'Politics' tab conspicuous in its absence source: eurekalert.org \| share:	3

Sat July 18, 2020
		"Ultrasonic Songs of Seduction" is my new Barry White techno remix album source: phys.org \| share:	7

Fri July 17, 2020
		Most countries have banned American tourists, so Americans are taking trips at home. 1970's style trips source: scientificamerican.com \| share:	25
		Ecuadorian hummingbirds actually know the words. Awwwww yeahhhh source: apnews.com \| share:	1
		We still don't know if COVID-19 can be chronic and we may not know for months if not longer source: businessinsider.com \| share:	41

Thu July 16, 2020
		Moon is much younger than previously thought, so keep those telescopes to yourselves, pervs source: cnn.com \| share:	16
		This is really great news if you were wondering how far penguins can project their poop source: popularmechanics.com \| share:	8
		Scientists at Johns Hopkins release new study explaining why psilocybic muchrooms have been consumed by humans for centuries, and their shocking answer is: 'to get high' source: psypost.org \| share:	93
		GLAAD: Hollywood's in love with LGBTQ, as long as you're white. If not, GTFO source: apnews.com \| share:	39
		More virus patients in ICUs are surviving now. They're also getting those hospital bills, so it's kind of wash source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	6
		Oh great, ticks that can reproduce asexually source: bangordailynews.com \| share:	5
		is among the most defiant states when it comes to mask mandates source: wfla.com \| share:	70

Wed July 15, 2020
		♫♪ In the year 2064, procreation will be a snore, raising kids will be a bore, machines'll take care of sex and maybe more ♫♪ source: cnbc.com \| share:	47
		It's long been known exercise is good for your head as well as your body. How? Let's just say you should buy your liver a drink source: nytimes.com \| share:	3
		Fragmentary remains of single dinosaur with birth defect mistakenly named new species by overly-eager discovering scientist source: foxnews.com \| share:	11
		Distinguished chimps discover Touch Of Gray, New Balance sneakers source: phys.org \| share:	5
(Some Guy)		Sled dogs have been man's best friend for a long time-9,500 years to be exact source: microsoftnewskids.com \| share:	2

Tue July 14, 2020
		CDC says we can get COVID threat under control in 1-2 months if everyone wears a mask source: cnbc.com \| share:	204
		'The connections between causes and effects are often much more subtle and complex than we with our rough and ready understanding of the physical world might naturally suppose.' Burrowing crab edition source: phys.org \| share:	8
		Because it's 2020, the odds have tripled for a major earthquake along the San Andreas fault source: ktla.com \| share:	48

Mon July 13, 2020
		If you've got the 'beetus you need to chill. No, seriously source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	10
		New study suggests herd immunity, much like your upcoming date with Morgan Fairchild, is not possible source: businessinsider.com \| share:	157
		IPA beer drinkers more likely to be adventurous, study claims. Of course, so are folks who eat head cheese, fried crickets, and swallow tide pods source: foxnews.com \| share:	20
		Woman carrying the coronavirus with no symptoms breaks the record for super spreaders, infects 71 people with the virus after 60-second elevator trip (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	45

Sat July 11, 2020
		Feeling bored with your white bread? This French Baker has the recipe for you source: nypost.com \| share:	31
		Traps, flies, eats, leaves source: phys.org \| share:	4

Fri July 10, 2020
		Coronavirus porn is about to become very big in Japan source: livescience.com \| share:	16
		Trump desperately pushes the FDA to approve aquarium cleaner again to save what few voters are still going to vote for him source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	51
		Subby's guessing "Not Sweden" source: eurekalert.org \| share:	8
(Some Drunk Guy)		A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs" source: americanaddictioncenters.org \| share:	38
		The rich are different than you and me. They even emit fancier carbon source: treehugger.com \| share:	17

Thu July 09, 2020
		Dat prefrontal cortex source: phys.org \| share:	8
		Someday we might all be brushing our teeth with pickles source: okwhatever.org \| share:	62
		Music sucks now, and has always sucked since you were in your teens and twenties (insert appropriate decades) source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	65
		Physicists have 'braided' strange quasiparticles called anyons, which apparently come in colors such as cerulean, indigo, and burnt sienna source: sciencenews.org \| share:	19

Wed July 08, 2020
		A new study says the 'Bystander Effect' not exclusive to humans - it can also be found in rats like you source: phys.org \| share:	2

Tue July 07, 2020
		Behind the sun's secret plan to become a lithium factory, smell like teen spirit source: theconversation.com \| share:	17
		Today's pseudo-science headline claims the source of all life has been found. As you probably already guessed, Dwarves are to blame source: inverse.com \| share:	17

Mon July 06, 2020
		New study finds when it comes to gerrymandering, both sides are bad. The GOP for doing it, the Dems at doing it source: twitter.com \| share:	61

Sat July 04, 2020
		Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; Horror fans were born in it, moulded by it source: nypost.com \| share:	55

Fri July 03, 2020
		Initial U.S. COVID-19 infection rate may be 80 times greater than believed, and likely doubled almost twice as fast as initially estimated source: studyfinds.org \| share:	109
		America Surrenders source: nbcnews.com \| share:	233
		Universe's fastest-growing black hole's massive appetite revealed. Oh big nom nom nom indeed source: 9news.com.au \| share:	3

Thu July 02, 2020
		Researchers unlock the mystery of the subterranean stoneflies, which sounds way more sinister than it really is source: phys.org \| share:	1
		Hunger-blocking hormone found to reverse opioid overdoses in mice, giving overweight junkies everywhere hope for skinny jeans source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	4

Wed July 01, 2020
		You might want to sit down for this, but a new study has shown people who have money are generally happier than people who don't have money. Follow up study will determine whether people who have sex are generally more pregnant than people who don't source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	48
		Study confirms an asteroid killed the dinosaurs on Earth, so those dinosaurs shiatting on your car don't exist source: usatoday.com \| share:	8

Tue June 30, 2020
		Maybe they are looking in Alderaan places? source: vice.com \| share:	10
(Some Guy)		Study finds raw milk can spread dangerous antibiotic-resistant genes. Louis Pasteur rises from his grave and facepalms source: newatlas.com \| share:	4
		Pilot study states declining eyesight can be improved by looking at red light. Runway lights to be modified accordingly source: cnn.com \| share:	14
		But were they spherical? source: phys.org \| share:	48

Sun June 28, 2020
		There's GOOOOLD in them thar fills source: arstechnica.com \| share:	35

Sat June 27, 2020
		New study finds credit card spending at restaurants leading indicator for increases in COVID-19 source: cnbc.com \| share:	14

Fri June 26, 2020
		A new study examines recursive thinking. And you thought they quit teaching penmanship in grade school source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	15
		Don't mess with Australian wildlife, prehistoric edition: bear-sized wombat-like cousin source: cnet.com \| share:	29
		In 10 years, conventional marketing will disappear, and consumer arrogance via word of mouth will be the promotion tactic. "It's all about showing others how great a consumer you are, better than them" source: phys.org \| share:	25

Thu June 25, 2020
		Uber, Lyft algorithms charge more for rides to non-white neighborhoods, study says. So that's what Uber Black is source: thegrio.com \| share:	21

Wed June 24, 2020
		COVID-19 antibodies projected to stick around for only 2 months, which is still longer than my ex, sniff source: inquisitr.com \| share:	86
		Scientists have more than scratched the surface on the causes of eczema; still no cure for the heartbreak of psoriasis source: eurekalert.org \| share:	5
		We got your patriotism right here, ya hump source: philadelphia.cbslocal.com \| share:	42

Tue June 23, 2020
		Then one day, like a miracle, Covid-19 was everywhere source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	44

Mon June 22, 2020
		Sitcom dad: joke source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	34

Sat June 20, 2020
		New finding: diluting blood plasma rejuvenates tissue, reverses aging. Sorry, Drew, bourbon doesn't work, you have to dilute it with water source: news.berkeley.edu \| share:	21

Fri June 19, 2020
		Your nervous and immune systems 'need to talk' for bone repair. Take that as you will source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	2

Thu June 18, 2020
		A new study, visitor to earth, finds that Trump's tax break only helps wealthy investors and real estate developers source: nytimes.com \| share:	40

Wed June 17, 2020
(Some Guy)		Ancient Pizza found buried in cabinet with Sabertooth Anchovies source: massivesci.com \| share:	5

Tue June 16, 2020
		The economy is still tanking, people are still out of work, and restaurants are shutting down again due to coronavirus spikes. So what sound words of wisdom does Jim Cramer have for you struggling to get through this? source: cnbc.com \| share:	17
		Tetrachromacy is such a cool word, this deserves to go UV+green source: upi.com \| share:	12
		How do you know somebody is vegan? They probably won't talk to you source: slashgear.com \| share:	3
		Hunting in savanna-like landscapes may have accelerated the brain's evolution while living in Myrtle Beach-like hellscapes definitely set us back a step or two source: phys.org \| share:	2
		One species has learned to live with - and outsmart - cats. And it's not hyumon source: theconversation.com \| share:	1
		"Anything can be a frozen hydrogen dildo if you're brave enough." - A. Lincoln source: ctvnews.ca \| share:	10

Mon June 15, 2020
		"These are striking results that show how hydrogel encapsulation in 1.0-mm-thick fibers provides long-term immunoprotection for pancreatic islets while maintaining their function to control blood glucose concentrations in diabetic mice." So, good? source: eurekalert.org \| share:	5
		"Can be." Notice they did NOT say "is" source: eurekalert.org \| share:	10
		New study calculates there could be more than 30 intelligent civilizations across our galaxy. "This is an enormous advance over previous estimates which spanned from zero to billions" source: phys.org \| share:	158

Fri June 12, 2020
		Scientists detect unexpected widespread structures near Earth's core. Don't think for an instant that the Molemen and their dino-armies will take being found out nicely source: phys.org \| share:	13

Thu June 11, 2020
		Speed of space storms is key to protecting astronauts and satellites from radiation, getting their origin stories truly authentic source: eurekalert.org \| share:	1
		From the Ric Romero Institute Of The Obvious comes a new study that shows that the leading cause of bad driving ... is bad drivers. Obvious tag last seen drag racing down the center lane source: chattanoogapulse.com \| share:	36
		Unexpected uncertainty can breed paranoia, researchers find. Or, at least that's what they want you to think source: news.yale.edu \| share:	10

Wed June 10, 2020
		Her eggs don't like you either source: phys.org \| share:	11
		Kids who drink juice when they're very young are usually healthier, especially if they put off the black coffee and bourbon to their late pre-teens source: eurekalert.org \| share:	23
		Foxes are domesticating themselves, ready to settle down with those two wild and crazy guys source: salon.com \| share:	25
		Yertle's beginning to blink on BLM source: thehill.com \| share:	61

Tue June 09, 2020
		'Playing hard to get' really works. Counterpoint: your mom source: eurekalert.org \| share:	18
		"Scientists have discovered new evidence for active volcanism next door to some of the most densely populated areas of Europe." Maybe Giant Meteor better get its act together source: phys.org \| share:	10
		A new study finds there's different strains of bacteria on your cell phones and shoes, and they're mostly harmless. Mostly source: eurekalert.org \| share:	7

Mon June 08, 2020
		A new Harvard study advises couples to wear masks and avoid kissing while having sex. For some of you, this just means go on having sex like you normally do source: timeout.com \| share:	58
		A new study found covid DNA left on a hospital bed rail spread across a ward within 10 hours and persisted for at least five days. Wash your hands source: eurekalert.org \| share:	20
		New study indicates that shutdowns prevented over 60 million Coronavirus infections in April source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	112

Sat June 06, 2020
		Mankind has been battling mosquitoes for centuries, and it turns out their secret weakness is...Perlite? source: phys.org \| share:	35

Fri June 05, 2020
		If only Peter Quill had brought some 'shrooms with his Awesome Mix tapes source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	7
		The magnetic field of the solar corona has been unveiled by scientists, reviled by racists source: phys.org \| share:	11
		Many patients with kidney failure regret initiating dialysis, that 17th beer source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	22

Thu June 04, 2020
		A new study finds political bias skews perceptions of verifiable fact. Feel free to forward this to your aunts and uncles and post on social media source: phys.org \| share:	22
		Invading alien carnivorous frogs - of course it's Australia source: phys.org \| share:	6

Wed June 03, 2020
		Hormones may make men and women experience alcohol differently, and alcohol makes men and women experience hormones differently source: inverse.com \| share:	13

Tue June 02, 2020
		Good news doomsdayers, the 6th mass extinction in Earth's history is now accelerating source: huffpost.com \| share:	38

Mon June 01, 2020
		Judges in Harris County, Texas were far more likely to appoint lawyers who had donated to their campaigns to represent poor criminal defendants. Yeeee-haaah, Lone Star justice, y'all source: nytimes.com \| share:	17
		Researchers are practically ecstatic on new study showing how ketamine helps people roll through depression source: eurekalert.org \| share:	4
		Want to fix urban sprawl? Rip up those cul-de-sacs and turn it into New York City, with blocks stretching for as far as the eye can see source: wired.com \| share:	51

Sat May 30, 2020
		Big Gay Wedding Economy Boom source: metroweekly.com \| share:	8

Fri May 29, 2020
		Apparently the Earth is a giant lava lamp, and New Zealand is one of the larger bubbles source: phys.org \| share:	5

Thu May 28, 2020
		Flows of natural gas may be eroding features on the surface of Titan, Saturn's largest moon. Locals blame the dog source: syfy.com \| share:	3
		HGH for the ACL is AOK says the MCHAMP source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	5
		New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	413

Tue May 26, 2020
		More proof you don't need to mow the lawn during this 96-day weekend source: mnn.com \| share:	49
		New study finds that if you start to experience the loss of smell it could indicate that you will be getting a more mild case of coronavirus. Hitler's dog relieved source: theladders.com \| share:	27

Mon May 25, 2020
		Trump may soon be out for good before the election by taking his own advice literally source: news-journalonline.com \| share:	95

Sat May 23, 2020
		Saying "fark" or other swear words really can reduce your experience of pain. Here comes the mother trucking science, you farging bastiches source: boingboing.net \| share:	29

Fri May 22, 2020
		SARS-CoV-2 is compromising cellular mechanics in ways heretofore never observed by virologists source: statnews.com \| share:	121
		New study of 90,000 COVID patients finds those who took hydroxychloroquine were twice as likely to die, had dangerous heart complications. That sucking sound you hear is the lawyers warming up their malpractice lawsuits source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	126

Thu May 21, 2020
		When you want to get away for a nice, quiet vacation this summer, here's some places to go where everyone else will be because we've told you where to go for a nice, quiet vacation source: forbes.com \| share:	24
		It's taken a heroic effort, but researchers may have uncovered the Achilles heel of viruses source: eurekalert.org \| share:	14
		New study finds that if social distancing measures had been put in place just one week earlier, 82% of the US Cv-19 deaths could have been prevented. So, as of Wednesday, 76,620 Americans died because of incompetent leadership. Avenge them in November source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	163

Wed May 20, 2020
		Sorry, broflakes, looks as if wearing masks may in fact reduce coronavirus transmission by 75 percent source: cnbc.com \| share:	124

Tue May 19, 2020
		Farkin' animals - how do they work? source: phys.org \| share:	3
		Study finds "Dr. Google" rarely provides the correct diagnosis on the first try. We needed a study for that? source: technology.inquirer.net \| share:	52
		Mount Sinai the first in the US to use Skynet to analyze COVID-19 patients, won't comment on the use of tablets as a treatment source: eurekalert.org \| share:	2

Sun May 17, 2020
		Well shiat, how the hell did motherfarking Samuel L Jackson not top this goddamn list? source: darkhorizons.com \| share:	32

Sat May 16, 2020
		Saber-toothed anchovies romained the oceans 45 million years ago, preferred to be called Caesar source: sciencemag.org \| share:	21
		The only insect repellent that actually works is DEET source: sciencemag.org \| share:	52
		Cancer deaths dropped more in states that expanded Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act (ACA) than in those that did not, which just proves once again that the ACA is much better than ObamaCare. Still no cure for cancer source: thehill.com \| share:	46

Fri May 15, 2020
		You had me at multi-layered sandwich source: earthsky.org \| share:	11

Thu May 14, 2020
		Neck beards may have evolved to to absorb the impact of fists against punchable faces source: livescience.com \| share:	29
		Dude bros less likely to wear masks cause they're not cool, bro source: nypost.com \| share:	123
		The plants that get your cat high. Just in time for a Caturday party source: inverse.com \| share:	11

Wed May 13, 2020
		XRGs are double boomerangs across the sky, ohhhhh-ohhhhh-ohhhhh-ohhhhh that makes more sense source: livescience.com \| share:	2
		Lava tubes on Mars could keep astronauts safe from radiation source: nypost.com \| share:	35
		Alaskan rainforests are a global lichen hotspot. Also, Alaska has rainforests source: phys.org \| share:	13

Tue May 12, 2020
(Some Guy)		Michigan researchers have been studying giant viruses frozen in ice thousands of years ago. Captain Janeway does not approve source: advancedsciencenews.com \| share:	9
		Can we really tell male and female dinosaurs apart, and is that being homind-judgemental? source: eurekalert.org \| share:	8
		Not all psychopaths are violent. Some are successful and answer to "boss" or "honey" or "Drew" source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	20

Mon May 11, 2020
		Are you sick but can't get tested for COVID-19 because you live in a failed 3rd world country with a corrupt and incompetent government....or worse, the USA? Thankfully there's now a (peer-reviewed) app for that source: theconversation.com \| share:	25

Sun May 10, 2020
		If you let your grass grow long, you're hurting grasshoppers source: npr.org \| share:	40

Fri May 08, 2020
		The US death toll could have been halved had we acted just four days sooner. "These findings may inform policymaking," said laughably naive researchers who obviously have not been paying attention to how policy is made source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	33
		Going to bed even a few minutes past your normal bedtime could kill you source: metro.co.uk \| share:	28

Thu May 07, 2020
		Your mom probably has coronavirus source: yahoo.com \| share:	43
		Do you know what you get if you feed a mouse too much? A fat mouse. Not anymore. Scientists have disabled a gene preventing mice from becoming obese even after being fed a high-fat diet source: sciencetimes.com \| share:	21
		Something new to freak out over. Kissing leads to Alzheimers source: statnews.com \| share:	14
		Remember climate change? We're rapidly running out of time source: nbcnews.com \| share:	175

Wed May 06, 2020
		Otters juggle stones when hungry, beatles when they're happy, and sinatra when they're in the mood source: phys.org \| share:	10

Tue May 05, 2020
		A new study claims life could actually thrive in a hydrogen world. Oh, the humanity source: phys.org \| share:	25
		Apparently the current dominant coronavirus strain is actually a mutated version that is much more contagious than the original. But go ahead and ease social restrictions now, red states, by all means source: latimes.com \| share:	330
		Forbidden love in the Aviary Kingdom source: gizmodo.com \| share:	15

Fri May 01, 2020
		Much like a good glass of prune juice, Covid-19 lets the freight move easily source: bothell-reporter.com \| share:	15
		The coronavirus pandemic will likely last until the middle of Biden's first term or Trump's corruption trial, whichever comes first source: fox5dc.com \| share:	29

Thu April 30, 2020
		Never as good as your siblings? The Sun is there source: theconversation.com \| share:	2

Wed April 29, 2020
		It's not the virus, it's you source: medium.com \| share:	22
		If the black holes hit, the galaxy is lit (by a trillion) source: cnet.com \| share:	6

Tue April 28, 2020
(Some Guy)		Put your foot outside the covers, you're tempting fate. It's science source: thedailyshunt.com \| share:	67
		Microbes have memories, possibly leading to biological computing source: scitechdaily.com \| share:	13

Sun April 26, 2020
		"Alien asteroid" my ass. We better make sure that we have some extra Humpback whales somewhere and pronto source: cnn.com \| share:	20

Sat April 25, 2020
		Margaret Atwood must be appalled. But Aunt Lydia would approve source: theguardian.com \| share:	53

Fri April 24, 2020
		Terrestrial insects are declining, aquatic insects are increasing, and the wasp outside your front door is still waiting for you source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	6

Thu April 23, 2020
		A map shows the San Diego county neighborhoods hardest hit by the shutdown. Spoiler alert: it's also a map of the poorest and most densely populated neighborhoods source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	14
		Pancreatic cancer cells might be ninjas. Subby may be signing his own death warrant, but fark ninjas source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	1
		Wave the white flag, French pressers source: cnn.com \| share:	35

Wed April 22, 2020
		Researchers identify a link between obesity and sleep loss in worms. You know you're intrigued source: eurekalert.org \| share:	2

Tue April 21, 2020
		Still no cure for Fox News source: msn.com \| share:	38

Mon April 20, 2020
		Don't click here source: eurekalert.org \| share:	9
		Headline: Wind turbine noise affects dream sleep and perceived sleep restoration. Article: "We can't draw conclusions from this study on long-term health impact." yawn source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	7

Sun April 19, 2020
		Like your ex drunk-calling at 3 AM, for-profit colleges pinky-swear they've totally changed, please just give them a second chance source: apnews.com \| share:	14
		One type of exercise reverses the effect of aging on stems cells. Please be "lifting pint glasses", please be "lifting pint glasses" source: inverse.com \| share:	26

Sat April 18, 2020
		Quarantine constipation, the opposite of safe toilet syndrome source: health.com \| share:	48

Fri April 17, 2020
		This NPR article is bad and you should feel bad source: npr.org \| share:	6
		B2B customers expect personal service from their chatbots. Silly carbon-based units source: phys.org \| share:	2

Thu April 16, 2020
		Eat this sh*t. It's healthy for you, man source: studyfinds.org \| share:	20
		Your mom annihilated it? source: gizmodo.com \| share:	8
		Western US facing an unprecedented, and unnatural megadrought. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders source: phys.org \| share:	35
		MIT/Romero Institute study: NYC subways a major disseminator of coronavirus; NYC subway riders major disseminators source: nypost.com \| share:	28
		So not only does hydroxychloroquine not help against Covid-19, it also caused new and exciting health complications in those it was given to as a treatment source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	120
		Simulating early ocean vents shows life's building blocks form under pressure, really dig Queen and Bowie source: phys.org \| share:	6

Wed April 15, 2020
		The first comprehensive study is in and it looks like it's a swing and a miss for hydroxychloroquine source: alternet.org \| share:	181

Tue April 14, 2020
		The first major mass extinction in Earth's history was linked to severe and prolonged lack of oxygen in the oceans. 'It was a bad time to be alive' source: independent.co.uk \| share:	7
		Bad news sushi lovers: Since 1970, there has been a 283-fold increase in parasitic worms in fish. Good news: you get bonus 'food' inside your food source: upi.com \| share:	48
		If you are an olive tree, it is time for some social distancing and be hasty about it source: bbc.com \| share:	1

Mon April 13, 2020
		\m/ Heavy iron isotopes are leaking from the Earth's core. What could be more metal? \m/ source: phys.org \| share:	6
		Scientists are starting to figure out how interstellar objects are formed. Thanks, Oumuamua source: eurekalert.org \| share:	13
		This study may help if antibody wants to know whether or not they had coronavirus source: foxnews.com \| share:	47
		1 in 3 Wisconsinites admit to drinking alcohol while working from home, a marked increase from the three-out-of-ten that did so on the job source: fox6now.com \| share:	15

Sun April 12, 2020
		This pandemic nonsense is out of control. The scientists just cancelled a supernova source: astronomy.com \| share:	17

Fri April 10, 2020
		Have you heard that the Universe might be expanding differently in different directions? Here's why it's probably not source: forbes.com \| share:	6

Thu April 09, 2020
		Want something else besides the virus to worry about? How about giant Asian hornets that will sting you dead? source: the-sun.com \| share:	52
		That night you were singing in the club and that actress picked you up .... never happened. We'll discuss it later, they need you on the set. Quentin wants you in the next scene source: gizmodo.com \| share:	87
		Oh, look what we found in the couch cushions Forgot about this source: sci-news.com \| share:	19
(Some Guy)		A runner can leave a 50-foot plume of airborne coronavirus droplets behind him source: brusselstimes.com \| share:	30

Wed April 08, 2020
		Researchers find that innovative bird species are less likely to go extinct. Didn't some dude say something about that back in the 1800s? source: upi.com \| share:	5
		New study finds attackers can bypass fingerprint authentication with an 80% success rate. Pfft... good luck, hackers. I'm behind seven fingerprints source: arstechnica.com \| share:	19

Mon April 06, 2020
		Who's craving some lab-grown meat? Me neither source: sciencemag.org \| share:	48

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