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Sat November 27, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
In the 'it can ALWAYS get worse' category: antiretroviral drugs resistant HIV strain on the rise
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Climate change has turned The Great Salt Lake into The Great Salt
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Covid has irrevocably changed the office. That's what she said
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
"The rooms with the best views and the nicest furnishings will increasingly be the common spaces, not the executive suite." Because your boss took the Herman Miller home, where his dog sits on it. But workers' paradise, the writer says
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(Axios)
 
 
 
NASA likely to miss Moon landing deadline. This is repeat from, well, every year since 1972
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Supply chain issues caused by (spins wheel) Pirates. Huh, I had money on Ninjas
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Sun November 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Samsung to release 52 smartphone models next year, also known as throwing things at the wall and hoping something sticks
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Woke students at Dave Chappelle's high school cancel his fundraiser over Netflix special
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Thu November 11, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
The Republican party has a lot of violent dudes running for public office 2022
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Mon November 08, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Concerned moms only concerned children getting in the way of their consumption of box wine while watching their soap operas during the school day, elect Republican governor to take care of the problem (permanently if the COVID gets its way)
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just add it as Exhibit F for the inevitable criminal negligence trial at this point
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Sun October 31, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Number of religious Canadians at all-time low. Hail Satan
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Sat October 30, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
What to expect from Gilead
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Wed October 27, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Ric Romero Institute of Noshiat & Sherlock has completed its exhaustive study on whether there's a massive discrepancy between NCAA spending on men's versus women's sports
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two all-beef patties, phthalate sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cigarette sales rise for the first time in 20 years, largely due to (waves arms around)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Foods you will be guilted into overpaying for, and pretending to enjoy in 2022
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Fri October 22, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Branch Dildonian leader is at it again
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Thu October 21, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seven other brands that were forced to change their name
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Wed October 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Countries of the world: "Yes, we will reduce emissions drastically." Also countries of the world: "... by increasing fossil fuel burning." Someone may not have understood the assignment
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Tue October 19, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
If you didn't know Africa had any glaciers don't worry, they'll be gone soon anyway
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump stole boxes of food from families during the pandemic
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The rich get richer
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Thu October 14, 2021
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Chicago group unfamiliar with obeying the law vows to defy and defeat the law
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Wed October 13, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
A crypto scam that relies on dating apps : Millennial inevitable
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Tue October 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
10 Downing-Kruger killed thousands in the UK
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
New report from the No Shiat Sherlock Institute proves poverty can be solved by cash
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Thu October 07, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sometimes you need a Masters or a Doctorate
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Tue October 05, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You already know the answer to that
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(NPR)
 
 
 
New report finds that 333,000 children were abused over the last 50 years by the French Catholic Church. Are te-hey SURE it wasn't double that number?
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Chip shortage to cost the car industry $210 billion. Dip futures slump alarmingly as well
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We are not going to be fooled this time, ExxonMobil
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Fri September 17, 2021
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Indiana Jones and the Porcelain Throne
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Thu September 16, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Frank Ocean is trying to find someone to buy his new album, unlike Billy Ocean, who is still waiting for another Michael Douglas 80s action movie to use his songs
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(MSN)
 
 
 
In other news, grass is green; water wet
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Another day, another "Facebook is a festering boil on the perineum of humanity" story
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Tue September 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Stunning new report finds that helping the poor reduces poverty. Subby assumes they also investigated papal prayer habits and ursine defecation areas
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
A Democrat is President again, so that means we're back to Iran being "just one month away" from a nuclear weapon
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Famous people are just more interesting." ~ Penny Lane, 1973
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Some Fowler)
 
 
 
Pork and beef shortages create opening for duck, duck, duck, and GOOSE
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Turns out one button really can shut down the entire NYC subway system, and some idiot actually pressed it
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Wed September 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Drunk(er) badgers are making tax collectors the happiest since '72
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
20 meat and dairy firms emit more greenhouse gas than Germany, Britain, France or even your Uncle Fred
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Mon September 06, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Why aren't people getting hired when employers are desperate for workers? Applicant tracking systems
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The feds want to know what the McFark is going on with the McFlurry machines
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Russian media outlets are pushing QAnon propaganda
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Just because you a billionaire in "space" does not mean you are not off course and outside of your designated airspace
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Wed September 01, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Candidate Biden: We must embrace renewable technology. President Biden: oil and gas mega auction
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Of course the government is increasing their use of facial recognition surveillance. And if this surprises anyone, please let us know what rock you live under
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Insider)
 
 
 
Your baby doesn't need to go on a fad diet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unvaccinated Citizen Scientists hospitalized with COVID-19 cost the U.S. health care system $2.3 billion in June and July alone
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Mon August 23, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
From a one little kiss and a lotta lovin' you build a big mansion of love. High on a hill of happiness with someone that you've been dreamin' of. Then one day you hear a strange little sound. Whoa chip, chip, it's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
On orders from Barr and Trump, the Feds targeted and harassed BLM protesters
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
One simple trick to double the value of the Florida home you're trying to sell: just erase that pesky sinkhole designation on county records
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Wed August 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
FEMA set to overhaul Flood Insurance for the first time since its inception to "factor in future catastrophic modeling from climate change" So, if you live in Florida your policy will cover wrapping your house in pool floaties and hoping for the best
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Tue August 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart following in the footsteps of Amazon and others, is in search of crypto experts
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Mon August 16, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Norway is this going to work (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri August 13, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
The time is now to panic over methane emissions so cut down on those tacos
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Wed August 11, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
We're just weeks away from Elon Musk calling someone at NASA a pedophile
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(ICIJ)
 
 
 
$2.3B was laundered through America's real estate industry in the last five years. They learned it from watching TFG
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Tue August 10, 2021
(Just Security)
 
 
 
The Jan 6 certification of the electoral ballots was not designated a "protected event" by Homeland Security because to do that seemed a "career-limiting" action
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Apple to once again discover Samsung technology from five years ago
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
America shouldn't be sending unvaccinated kids back to school. A look at the schools in England should have told you that
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Missing ending of the headline: Because the GOP insists we do it a stupidly as possible
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
DOJ IG concludes his investigation into which FBI agents leaked stories to Rudy Giuliani about investigations related to Hillary Clinton just before the 2016 election. Their conclusion?: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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