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Mon August 13, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Doug Ford's new Ontario government wasting no time getting down to the important task of being unnecessarily obnoxious
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Alex Jones uploads his content to Vimeo, is immediately banned
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Sun August 12, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Don't try to tell Frank Oz about Fozzie the Bear. Wakka wakka
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Fri August 10, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Millennials still crashing with parents in strong economy and it reveals their ambition
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family is outraged, OUTRAGED I tell you after their application for social housing was rejected. Fark: Because officials discovered they had blown a quarter of a million pounds of an inheritance (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Old and busted: PizzaGate. New hotness: DonutGate. Mmmm, DonutGate
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Attention citizen. Your home is in the path of an interstate that must be widened for it to be more profitable to the private company who's making money on its tolls. We will compensate you what we believe is a fair value for your home. Now move
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Thu August 09, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today's Madlib headline: 1,000 crocodiles left homeless after man tried to open tourist attraction in a war zone
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Doctor Who season eleven will feature a "family" story arc involving Ryan and Yaz, who find themselves in quite the situation upstairs at Eric's
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Tue August 07, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
After choosing a low crime neighborhood with good schools, here are 5 things to keep in mind while building your home on Mars
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If two people claim a lost cat, who should get it?
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Mon August 06, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Catfish getting kicked out of a German pond for apparently eating all the other fish before moving on to ducklings
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Sat August 04, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New stage production of The Diary of Anne Frank replaces Nazis with ICE agents hunting for illegal Latino immigrants and will be directed by a former writer on Roseanne
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Back in 1985, a couple walked into an art museum and stole a valuable painting which apparently has been hanging in their bedroom ever since, until now, when it's been discovered after both have passed away
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Fri August 03, 2018
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Daniel Ricciardo clips Red Bull's wings, heads to Renault next season. Said Ricciardo: "And I know that each time Renault has been in the sport they eventually won." Emphasis on "eventually"
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Wed August 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ah, California and those endless summers of wildfires
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The UK has employed secret beavers to help with their sploosh problems. Daaaaaaam
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Tue July 31, 2018
(Tuscaloosa News)
 
 
 
Stray dog who spent two years on college campus posing for photographs and avoiding capture chooses a new family
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Someone just jumped in the lifeboat and un-cancelled Timeless. Again
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth hope to fill the holes in their relationship by having more sex
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Sun July 29, 2018
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
My name is Talky Tina, and one of my 4,000 friends is going to kill you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you doubt the existence of something called a scutoid, this is your article
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Wed July 25, 2018
(Seeking Alpha)
 
 
 
Oh yeah? How bout if I contact your boss and have you fired? It's not like I'm too busy building rockets, tunnels, electric cars and submarines or anything. Call me a big doody-head one more time and I'll do it
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(Toke Bay News)
 
 
 
Legalized marijuana in Canada is already leading to job losses: the RCMP reports 14 sniffer dogs will take early retirement. They will be sent to a big farm in the country where there are plenty of hippies to chase
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Tue July 24, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Current study finds heavy drinkers will put up with uncomfortable electric shocks to get their alcohol fix
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Wed July 18, 2018
(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Bicyclist finds injured dog, carries him on his back into town and finds him medical treatment and a forever home
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Sat July 14, 2018
(CBR)
 
 
 
Former Marvel-guru-turned- DC-mastermind Brian Michael Bendis has ruined Clark Kent's life faster than a locomotive
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix finds money in the banana stand, makes new deal with Jason Bateman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Swapping seats with your son and ramming into police cars during a car chase? Unfortunately not a scene from a new Fast and Furious movie
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake announces support for England in the World Cup. Is this some kind of psychic octopus situation?
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
English football "fans" celebrate their team's once in a lifetime quarterfinal win against Sweden by trashing an IKEA store. Wånkers
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Wed July 04, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
We'd be dead
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I once thanked an ATM for dispensing money." People share their most embarrassing moments in this legendary Twitter thread. Let's share our own embarrassing moments in this thread
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The VERY surprising foods that contain more caffeine than a cup of TEA. Apparently, the Daily Fail is very surprised that Red Bull and Starbucks coffee contain lots of caffeine
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
If you think home prices are too high, wait until those pesky lumber tariffs take effect
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Illegal immigrant set wildfires destroying 38,000 acres... Difficulty: One of Trump's preferred immigrants
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Attention, parents who insisted their children join the Clean Plate Club: your grown-up offspring are now part of Binge Eating Club because you badgered them to eat when they didn't want to
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yes dahling, Zsa Zsa's former Bel Air mansion is now up for sale
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC mistakenly cancels Champions, but fortunately producers are trying to find a home for the best comedy of the past year
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Preparations for the biggest swingers festival in Europe are well underway. Drop your linen and start your grinnin'
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How many places/locations do you go to on a regular to semi-regular basis? Well, if you go to 25, you are at your limit. Add another one and you'll drop one that is currently on your list because it's what we humans do, according to science
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"I paid my boyfriend's rent and bills to improve his credit score - then he bought a house without telling me"
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Japanese company apologizes on national TV for one of their employee's scandalous 3-minute lunch breaks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The latest thing you aren't doing right: sleeping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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Tue June 19, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Chadwick Boseman gives his MTV Movie award to the Waffle House hero James Shaw Jr., makes him a citizen of Wakanda
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Airlines treating passengers badly? London Stansted Airport: "Hold my beer"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are lots of reasons people get a divorce. Cheating, money problems, salting your movie theater popcorn without permission
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Vermouth is the new gin'
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
'The Incredibles 2' is for a lack of a better word - incredible
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Michael Phelps' $4.1 million home up for sale. Cups extra
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Tue June 12, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump decides it's a good as time as any to tick off China
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
B-52 takes over Seattle's I-5, 405 freeways for 35-mile trip to new home at Vietnam Veterans Memorial Park; "It's a damn plane on the damn road"
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Sat June 02, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Paramount scraps reboot of whatever the hell Heathers is
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The millennial that was ordered to move out of his parents' house says that's a problem because he can't afford moving boxes
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Thu May 24, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
In April, the Arizona Diamondbacks could not lose a series. In May, they're having a hard time figuring out how to hit
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Remember that time Cleveland had a NHL team?
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(Guardian)
 
Woofday
 
Meet Guy, the rescue Beagle from Kentucky who now lives in Kensington Palace. No, not Some Guy from Kentucky; that's Drew. This Guy is a dog. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
A day in the life of a 16th century professional executioner. It's like reading a white cop's diary, but with more swords
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Remember what it was like when Lucifer wasn't cancelled this Memorial Day. Bonus: Neil Gaiman as God
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(KSAT San Antonio)
 
 
 
Macaque was loose at San Antonio airport but has since been put back where it belongs
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Mon May 21, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
WWE looking to lay the Smackdown on Fox
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Rich neighborhood will soon be home to a glass house. Hopefully no one inside throws stones
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Thundercats no
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Thu May 17, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nothing says 'plucky' quite like a law student who has failed the bar exam six times but just keeps trying. "It's kind of like torturing yourself"
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant a little confused between "betray" and "portray"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Elephant's girlfriend lives in Canada. You probably don't know her
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
California has become the first state to require solar power for new homes. Should this be considered a mandatory thing on the national level?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
As if color rush and poor matchups weren't enough to drive you away, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman to call Fox's 'Thursday Night Football'
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Sat May 12, 2018
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a cat, so much fur - just look at that, and to the zoo they have made their way, just in time for Caturday
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Who'd have thought that the term "hairless puppy" could become a euphemism for something rude? Facebook, apparently
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Snowflake parents across Britain are changing the endings of classic fairytales when they read them to their children because they're too scary or could send youngsters the wrong message
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nine-Nine may be only mostly cancelled
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Thu May 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Alexa, why is the nation's largest homebuilder spying on me?
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Wed May 09, 2018
(valley morning star)
 
 
 
Wells Fargo: So, you're in a victim protection program? Don't worry, we only sold your information to a few vendors. It should be okay
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Family forgets to check meth levels when moving into their new home which sucks because their teeth start falling out almost immediately
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Sat May 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The voices in Trump's head are now telling him about a hospital in London that is like a war zone with "blood all over the floors" due to knife attacks. Most Brits: WTF is this bloke's problem?
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street 'Fearless Girl' statue being moved to a new location. And that's no bull
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
ABC picks up the 1990s-era Goldberg's spinoff to series
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