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Sun July 05, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
There is no sex in the quarantine room
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida sets another record - 11,458
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Best Korea: "We got everything we wanted from you, Orangeskin. Don't call us anymore"
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The dragon's belly is missing some scales
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(NPR)
 
 
 
...ure at every level. R.I.P. America: 07/04/1776 - 11/08/2016
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Trump family might start caring about coronavirus
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Article on "the week America lost control over the pandemic". TL;DR Just tell me, was it infrastructure week? It was, wasn't it?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
How did California go from Coronavirus success to failure?
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Thu July 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Confirmed cases are rising in 40 of 50 states. It would probably be more, but math is, as we have seen, rather hard for some states
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Experts predict the July 4 weekend will see a bunch of morons packing public places and exacerbating the spread of Coronavirus because no one can farking stay put
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona's Coronavirus cases are skyrocketing, with 3,300 new cases so far today, So, OF COURSE AZ Rep. and Chair of the "Freedom Caucus" Andy Biggs is calling for the Coronavirus Task Force to be disbanded for daring to contradict Trump on re-opening
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yale study supported by the National Institute of Health: Official U.S. coronavirus death toll is a lie
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Deep red state of Mississippi admits it made poor choices, now says it's in deep COVID trouble
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only two states meet the minimum requirements to even think about reopening
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
There may be more humiliating ways to die than from a case of Coronavirus that you caught while attending a VANILLA ICE concert in Texas, but offhand, subby can't think of any
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Wed July 01, 2020
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida cases seem to have flattened... perhaps because the state has reached its testing limit
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check into how the US is doing six months into the Coronavirus fight, and it's...oh, dear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump tried to give himself a new nickname. Since this is on Fark, you can guess how well it went
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two weeks ago, Mike Pence said, "Thanks to Donald Trump, we are winning the fight against the invisible enemy." Let's take a quick look at how that turned out, shall we?
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
130,000. Remember when we were expected to level out at around this many deaths?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's not politics, it's science. One graphic explains why the EU doesn't want any American tourists
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
"Of the 967 deaths, 642 have recovered" I knew Montanans were tough but this is a bit much
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says if drastic measures aren't taken to contain the COVID-19 surge we could see *pinky to lips* 100,000 new cases a day before we know it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Relax, everybody. These two apparent predators (creepy pic) are in charge of protecting your job and the entire economy. I'm sure we'll be fine
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
TUESDAY TUESDAY TUESDAY Live from the SCOTUS All remaining judgments shall be made, all decisions are final, unprecedented presidents, and 700 page decisions You'll pay for the whole seat, but you'll only need THE EDGE
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Coronazona to err on the side of murdering Arizonans
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC gives up
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Buddy can you spare anything but a dime: The (near) cashless society has arrived thanks to the coronavirus
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The first round of the coronavirus pandemic might not be all his fault, but this new round is Trump's plague now and needs to be served to him on a a sh*t sandwich bun
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Harris County, Texas judge on the recent coronavirus surge: "We opened too quickly", goes on to blame Texas governor Greg Abbott for everything
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rhode Island and Connecticut glare at other 48 states over their tiny masks
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Sun June 28, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
10,000,000
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Americans are so busy avoiding masks they're avoiding the news, too
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Fri June 26, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Choose Your Fighter: Florida Face Mask Edition. Dr. Neal Dunn (R-ecalcitrant) vs. Lil Marco Rubio (R-epellent)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
India's cases spike again, affecting almost a half-million people and untold past, present, and future lifetimes
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A quick question: How can you "lose control" of something that you never had under control in the first place?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
With their states engulfed in viral explosions, the Donnie-loving governors of Fla, Tx, and Az are now backpedaling faster than a room of Trump spokescreatures after a 3 a.m. tweet-storm
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(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis sets a new high score on COVID-19 with an increase of 62% from yesterday. Is now trying to decide between entering POO or ASS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Arizona is the new COVID capitol of the USA, thanks to the lack of leadership from Gov. Doug Ducey (R-Cold Stone Creamery) who even banned cities from requiring masks
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive timeline shows how the U S.A. got kicked in the balls by the novel coronavirus
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Helpful" Civilization 6-style map to show us all just how screwed we are
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When a staid news organization like CNN is openly using words like "Apocalyptic" in their headlines for stories about a pandemic, well you're either getting zombies, or what we have incoming in the next few months..and the zombies would be preferable
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Gen Z is out to kill off the boomers
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Winter is coming, parents
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Astros owner wants fans in the stands so he can sell overpriced watered down cold beer
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We can't leave
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Roger, 'rona." "We're the vectors, Victor"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sweet, a new record
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio: You know, it might, sorta *sips water* be a good idea if *sips water* everyone wore *sips water* a mask
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Putin celebrates "victory" over coronavirus with a military parade. I guess they fought the virus using guns and tanks
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Smashing another record in Florida. New York hit this level at the end of March after being shut down for a week, can't wait to see how this turns out
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With some reopenings being stopped, many Americans are in limbo - nobody knows where the bar's been set
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump continues to slide down ramp in slippery new poll. Seems he's bad at handling this pandemic and racial strife. The guy who can't keep a casino afloat is bad at his job? The guy elected by America's racists is bad at his job?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Then one day, like a miracle, Covid-19 was everywhere
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
If your state took 9 weeks to reach 50,000 COVID-19 cases, but four weeks and a day to reach 100,000 cases, you might be from Florida
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump at rally: So I told my people to slow down Covid testing because all these new cases were making me Look bad. White House spokesman: OF COURSE Trump was joking JEEZ. Reporter to Trump today: But, did you, tho? Trump: "weellllllll.., see"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House official claims President Trump was just joking about stifling Covid-19 testing. 120,000 Americans dead...that's is one hell of a punch line
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The stock market finally realizes that COVID-19 didn't go away
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Sat June 20, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brazil joins the club that no-one wants to be a member of
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State sees a record number of COVID-19 cases upon reopening. Not THAT Sunshine State. The other one
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man... coming to NY in a caravan... you better stay inside because it's important says governor man
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(NPR)
 
 
 
45 min interview with Michael Osterholm, the Covid expert from Minnesota, is not completely depressing. Except maybe the part that he gets death threats and called a member of the deep state
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In other words, no
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Pols slam dithering Sturgeon
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Texas coronavirus hospitalizations jump 11% in one day. Gov. Greg Abbott: "All is well, remain calm"
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Tue June 16, 2020
(White House)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: Pay no attention to rising case counts and hospitalizations
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New Zealand makes it eight virus-free days before going back down under
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
When Ben Gurion Airport closes its smoking booths it's serious business
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Sad, Obvious tags seen not wearing masks
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Down the stretch they come. Will Dreamers get deported? Will the CFPB get axed? And what about Trump's taxes? SCOTUS releases opinions at 10 a.m. EDT Monday and Thursday this week
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New York may be forced to close again because everyone is being stupid
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Sat June 13, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So much for "ashes and embers." Leaked CDC document shows 36% increase in COVID-19 cases in one week. Fark: The USA had the biggest spike of percentage change in daily cases
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bienvenidos a la iglesia de Fark
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Finger tapping head - you can't start the second wave if you never technically finish the first wave
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Governor of Oregon: Yeah, how about we hold back on reopening right now
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Thu June 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Higher virus numbers are infecting Lower Korea
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Die for the Dow now official administration policy
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good to see the US is back on track to being No.1 for coronavirus stupidity in the world: 14 states and Puerto Rico hit highest seven-day average of new coronavirus infections. USA USA USA
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Fri June 05, 2020
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona surpasses 1,000 Coronavirus deaths. And here we thought the heat would kill this thing off. Today's high in Phoenix is 105
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Drinking alone at home in your underpants proven most effective way to stop Corona virus from spreading as Finland reports zero new cases and virus reproduction rate of 0.8
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
1317...1419
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Hey everyone, over here...remember me? It's Coronavirus and I'm spreading faster than ever now but don't worry, carry on with whatever it is you're now doing and just forget about me
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
New Zealand hits a 95% chance of eliminating the virus, but with a 100% chance of it coming back. Math - not even once
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
2020 pulls a throwback move, figures now is the time to bring back the tick-borne disease that has symptoms just like COVID. Stores run out of DEET in 3...2
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Know what would be awesome right about now? How about a new Ebola outbreak occurring in Africa
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Brazil sees a record number of virus cases, and 1,000 dead in 24 hours. Their Amazon is in really bad shape
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
In the time of COVID-19, Florida people do Memorial Day weekend as you expect Florida people to do
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Fri May 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
No coronavirus catastrophes following reopenings of Georgia, Florida and Texas, despite a steady rise of cases in Texas, playing around with numbers in Florida and Georgia ... oh you don't want to know about Georgia
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
♫♫ Five. Five million. Five million 'fections. ♫♫ It is the way
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"It's going to disappear. One day - it's like a miracle - it will disappear"
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
In what is quickly becoming a cliche, pastor who held in-person services tests positive for the coronavirus
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Sun May 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm polio. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Did you miss me?"
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
State of Georgia finds a novel way of representing data to make it appear cases are declining, reasons that their citizens only received a Georgia education
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(News-Gazette)
 
 
 
University of Illinois students line up at local watering hole for masks-optional cold beer and hot COVID-19
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Fri May 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas reports single-day coronavirus death high two weeks after reopening. I mean, it's not like anyone could've predicted this
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
So, what are the odds that your next Amazon package will be covered in coronavirus?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
What is an acceptable number of coronavirus cases per day?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Restaurant in Thailand ensures diners are social distancing by parking a black and white nearby
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You will once again be able to start spending weekends* at the Jersey Shore. *water fountains, fireworks shows, contact sports, arcades, amusement rides, sit down restaurants, picnic areas, playgrounds not included, but at least you're not home
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin's spokesman hospitalized with Covid-19, showing the dangers inherent in the task of putting playing cards in the spokes of Putin's bicycle
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Mid-June now the "peak" of Coronavirus in Illinois since Chicagoans can't stay the hell home
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Like a Sturgeon, cuttin' down BoJo for the very first time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Song and dance numbers may make great Bollywood movies but they should not be the strategy for a country's entire pandemic response
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
In the name of safety, India plans to restart rail operations with restrictions, allowing only people wearing masks to climb on the outside of the train as it barrels through the countryside at high speed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ever on the bleeding edge of the virus fight, the White House declares we should test a million nursing home residents and staff. Fark: in the next two weeks
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Russia bypasses Italy and UK in Covid cases with record increase. With catch up with US totals from today in only (tap tap carry the 2) 35 days. But they won't catch up standing still
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Four reasons state plans to open up may backfire - and soon. Here comes the actual science
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
South Korea: Let's close it up again
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Fri May 08, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
19 years ago, the death of 3,000 Americans on one day was reason enough to dramatically change government and our lives. Now the government refuses to change lives and works to normalize the death of 3,000 Americans every day. Sorry, there's no joke
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
America once again needs to be labeled a third world country, it's coronavirus recovery is way behind Europe's because of its lame lockdown policies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Researchers now think that "social bubbles" could be the key to defeating the coronavirus. Google Plus seen dusting itself off in the corner
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Tue May 05, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan is 6 weeks into extreme social distancing, so why is it still seeing new CoVid-19 cases? Is it (a) nursing homes, (b) prisons, (c) healthcare workers, (d) all of the above?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Singapore is a great example of how to handle coronavirus. Was. I meant was
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That thread about how America can't accept 2,000 deaths a day as the new normal, don't worry, you won't have to tolerate that level. It's going to be 3,000 a day instead
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
From the 'who couldn't see this coming' files: Many countries now reporting new coronavirus infection peaks after easing their lockdowns too early
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A third Russian doctor who tried to sound the alarm about coronavirus preparedness has now mysteriously fallen out a window. What a weird coincidence
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Mississippi governor: Oops. My bad. Who knew?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Please excuse Richard's coronavirus predictions that helped guide the White House's flawed pandemic response. The numbers he stated were obviously misquoted out of context, by himself. Signed, Epstein's mother
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Europe thinks the US is ignorant for reopening in a rush. And these are people who drive on the wrong side of the road and call fries "chips"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Only one state has earned a grade of 'F' in terms of social distancing activity. Only one Southern state, just one state, Wait, it's not Florida? The hell?
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(Special Broadcasting Service)
 
 
 
Scientists uncover evidence coronavirus could trigger diabetes in healthy adults. Ladies and Gentlemen, it has come to this, it's time to deploy the nation's Strategic Brimley Reserve
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Elon Musk is sick of the pandemic lockdown. Join the club, Herbert
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
One. MIIIIIILLLLLIIIION. Cases
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The Coronavirus is highly contagious, potentially lethal and, apparently has an impeccable sense of dramatic irony: On the same day that Tennessee "re-opens" it also reports the single highest one-day jump in new virus cases
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Sat April 25, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Covid-19 has globally killed 200,000 people and it only took 4 months unlike that slacker influenza that takes a whole year to get near those numbers
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently Rosie's is off limits. It's a MASH joke. MASH was a TV show. It had the most watched finale in history. Get off subby's lawn
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Yinz gotta color chart. Learn it. Don't be a jagg off
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last week: Why does India have so few Covid-19 infections? This week: Oh boy
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bejing re-shutters the city's gyms in an attempt to stay healthy
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The most effective leader on Earth may actually be from Middle Earth
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Mon April 20, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Massachusetts is becoming a Covid-19 hawt spawt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
State troopers estimate that today's protest in Olympia drew 2,500 people. Prediction: 14,000 new cases (based on R0 of 5.7) in 2-3 weeks generated from this one event
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In 1918, people in San Francisco refused to obey a mandatory mask order and turned out for mass protests against it. Guess what happened next
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Genetic tracing 'barcode' is rapidly revealing COVID-19's journey and evolution, na-na, na-na-nanna, na-na, na-na-na
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to experience zipping in and out of LAX without traffic, now is your moment
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Countries doing great at dealing with pandemic have many lessons to learn. Number one, don't have an incompetent, bad-hair wearing motherfarker running your country. Everything's easy after that
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sʞǝǝʍ ǝɹoɯ ɹnoɟ ɹoɟ ʇɥɓᴉɹ ʇᴉ ɓuᴉop ǝɹˌʎǝɥꓕ
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Wed April 15, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Denmark has decided to re-open its schools, apparently figuring the horns on the helmets the kids wear will give then enough natural "social distance" to keep them safe
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Putin last month: COVID-19 in Russia is under control. Putin this month: Oh.....SHAIT
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Fauci very grouchy over Trump pressers. Finds them "really draining". Join the club
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Mon April 13, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Due to the coronavirus, an ancient pagan tradition of drunken men beating women with sticks won't be held this year. Wait, what?
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Eight states still have not issued stay-at-home orders during a pandemic. Care to guess what their governors have in common?
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says he won't get fooled again by the WHO
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas food bank distributes canned peas, carrots, dry cereal, milk, bread, covid-19, bacon, eggs, and wait, back up a couple..... oh shiat
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the United States return to sports soon? Not Best Korea can give us clues on that
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Mon April 06, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Coronavirus? Canada will have Nunavut
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is not good
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tesla has created a prototype ventilator made out of car parts. Just don't turn on the auto pilot
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not only did South Korea show the world the benefits of mass testing for Covid-19 but is also showing the world what happens when you let down your guard
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Sun April 05, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
♬ Bottle of red, bottle of white / Let's drink to any news that's good tonight / At last there's slowing in amount / Of the Italian COVID count ♬
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Sat April 04, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
US embassy in Japan suggests that American expatriates jump out of the test tube and into the petri dish
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sweden decided not to go on lockdown, let's see how they are... Øh mÿ, thïš ïš nöt løøkïng gøød
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Wuhan is reopening, but their 'open' is more stringent than US lockdowns. Fark: and people are still getting infected
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis refuses to close off or quarantine his state, and Coronavirus infections are up to 7,000
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Let's hear stories from Farkers who had contracted COVID-19 or who have family who has. Tell us your first hand experiences and let us know if you know anyone who has succumbed to the virus
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Mon March 30, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Self-isolation may actually be working in Seattle
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Fri March 27, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
China shuts down all cinemas due to an early sequel of Coronavirus being screened by government officials
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
White House coronavirus task force coordinator assures America there's no way 20 percent of the population will be infected with coronavirus, there are plenty of ICU beds and ventilators, and the orange Kool-Aid is refreshingly delicious
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I think it all boils down to Mardi Gras"
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Like its German neighbors, the Netherlands have got a handle on the COVID19 outbreak. Still, no cure for windmill cancer
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
_________ has been deadliest day in reported coronavirus deaths in US is the new evergreen headline
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Wed March 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci says Trump's Easter deadline should be "flexible". This is smart guy speak for Trump's a moron but we can't just come out and say it. I'm just trying to save lives and not get fired
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Kentucky 20-something dudebros who thought this is all a joke had a "coronavirus party." Guess what happened
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Priest diagnosed with coronavirus who was given ventilator by parishioners, dies after giving it to younger patient
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Mon March 23, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Oh. Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation
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Sun March 22, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Two weeks into the nationwide lockdown and Italy sees its Coronavirus deaths skyrocket
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Sat March 21, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The Trump admin may not be able to provide tests, or ventilators, or masks, or hope. But they sure are laser focused on providing a scapegoat
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Fri March 20, 2020
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
First Powell's closes and will probably never re-open. Now all the McMenamins pubs and theaters and hotels. Portland just isn't going to be Portland anymore
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. Everything
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Wed March 18, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"The City that Never Sleeps" is about to get caught up on its rest, maybe read a few new books
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Tue March 17, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Good news for NJ college students who worried about going back to school to gather the possessions they left behind in their dorms when they thought they would be coming back from spring break
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why is the White House finally taking things seriously and recommending no gatherings of greater than 10? A prediction of 2.2 million Americans dead in time for election day
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Mon March 16, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson is as incompetent as Donald Trump
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
How to make your own vaccine
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newt Gingrich: Hey gang, I'm in Italy seeing what's going on over here, and America needs to step up on coronavirus action RIGHT THE FARK NOW
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Fri March 13, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thank you for calling America. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line, and the next available representative will be with you shortly. The expected wait time is *Lenny voice* 42 days
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor de Blasio says the city that never sleeps remains open for tourists, as long as you had no plans to go see a Broadway show, go to a museum, go to the opera, go to a sporting event, eat out, visit a dirty subway station
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Thu March 12, 2020
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
"Watching him, I realized the cost of a president pissing away his authority for three years with his juvenile tweets and schoolyard rhetoric. Tonight I saw a president who looked tired, afraid and completely unconvincing." -The American Conservative
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Tue March 10, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
You truly are the Susan Collins of Marco Rubios
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Coronavirus - the everything summary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Governor Cuomo announces increase in covid19 cases and you know he's serious because he's using his "expression of serious alarm" face
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
South Boston taking extra steps to prevent everyone from vomiting everywhere next Tuesday
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(RouteFifty)
 
 
 
It's not just Comic Con and SXSW. Washington state Gov. Jay Inslee is getting ready to shut down all the gatherings
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