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Sat March 25, 2023
(Some Guy)		Florida to get its own army. No word on any potential confederate alliances with armies from neighboring states source: politizoom.com \| share:	87

Fri March 24, 2023
		Milwaukee man, stuck in 1957 like his hometown, goes full-metal FAFO against his Black neighbors. Jailarity ensues source: tmj4.com \| share:	70
		Not news: dumbass neighbor punching bag says Alvin Bragg should be arrested. Holy shiat they actually did their farking job news: Media tracking down said punching bag and asking him what laws Bragg violated source: youtube.com \| share:	46

Wed March 22, 2023
		Today is National Bavarian Crepes Day, so let's all dress up in lederhosen and peek in our neighbor's windows source: nationaldaycalendar.com \| share:	7
		Inflation is now over 10% in the UK. That's the point where people in an industrialized economy begin to crack open their neighbor's head and feast upon the tea and crumpets inside source: cnbc.com \| share:	19
		"Crime's so bad nothing shocks you anymore," say police after neighborhood's defibrillator is stolen source: news.stv.tv \| share:	41

Tue March 21, 2023
		"Apparently he was at the bus stop last week doing the same thing" source: nbcnews.com \| share:	34
		"I'm good friends with my neighbors, so much so that I am sleeping with the husband. How do I make sure his wife doesn't find out?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	6
		Rand Paul demands the Manhattan DA be put in jail for investigating Donald Trump. Someone light up the Rand Paul's Neighbor signal source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	86
		Pete Doofey: "Why did Biden allow the leaders of two nuclear armed countries to meet with each other?" Something just ain't right with that boy source: mediaite.com \| share:	56

Mon March 20, 2023
		Giant penis brings joy to suburban neighborhood source: oregonlive.com \| share:	37

Sun March 19, 2023
		Neighborhood plagued by mystery Uber Eats deliveries source: globalnews.ca \| share:	55

Sat March 18, 2023
		Well, there goes the neighborhood source: cnbc.com \| share:	55

Thu March 16, 2023
		If they were alive today, Napoleon, Alexander the Great and Cleopatra would look a lot like your neighbors. And check out Eleanor of Aquitaine source: boredpanda.com \| share:	113

Wed March 15, 2023
		Woman tired of seeing her neighbor's nuts calls the local news channel source: wsoctv.com \| share:	64

Tue March 14, 2023
		Later on White Crab Spider-Carlson Tonight: The Great Spider Replacement is real, but why is this maybe a good thing? source: livescience.com \| share:	3
		Right now the FDIC may be the only thing between us and the sort of complete societal collapse that will have you cracking open your neighbor's skull to feast on the goo inside source: npr.org \| share:	30

Mon March 13, 2023
(Hastings Tribune)		It's been known since the 1960's that the now-breached levees containing the Pajaro River were inadequate. Nothing was done about it since only poor neighborhoods would flood source: hastingstribune.com \| share:	33
		Texas man takes initial lead in 2023 How Long Can You Live With A Corpse competition source: abc13.com \| share:	17

Sat March 11, 2023
		That sound you heard were irony-meters in your neighborhood exploding when Tucker Carlson called Jim Cramer a "professional BS artist" source: mediaite.com \| share:	62
		Bar veteran questions trend of calling any neighborhood tavern a "dive bar", blames Bukowski and Fieri for making dive concept seem attractive to non-losers and non-criminals source: kuow.org \| share:	38

Fri March 10, 2023
		John was an amazing host, right near the beach, came with drugs, guns, randos, cops and helicopter. 5/5 would rent again source: firstcoastnews.com \| share:	11
		Chicago man claims the Nazi flags in his windows are there to call attention to his missing fiancée. Neighbors suggest he could always turn himself in source: abc7chicago.com \| share:	47
		Governor DeathSentence visits Alabama, lectures its Republicans to be more like Florida, eliminate state income tax, let tourists finance everything like in Florida. Florida source: al.com \| share:	99
		Don't you hate it when you settle into a new neighborhood and the department of transportation says, "You move now. We need this land in order to facilitate an intergalactic highway construction project for a hyperspace express route" or the like? source: fox43.com \| share:	89

Thu March 09, 2023
		Neighbors of a soon to be imploded NJ Nabisco factory worry that the quality of their air will be harmed by the sweet smell of the ghosts of cookies past source: newjersey.news12.com \| share:	78

Tue March 07, 2023
		Subby's home county smells almost as bad as NYC, still a better neighbor source: phys.org \| share:	6
		Monitor your property or lose it. Adverse possession is still a thing source: msn.com \| share:	27

Sat March 04, 2023
		140-year-old schoolhouse-turned-home for sale. Ready for a life of Amish neighbors? source: zillow.com \| share:	161

Wed March 01, 2023
		King Charles would rather have a pedophile as his Windsor Castle neighbor than a Black foreigner source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	36
		Neighbors share potato-cooking duties to cut costs and reduce carbon emissions source: bbc.com \| share:	15
(Some Guy)		Fifty Shades of Nay. Condo association sues to block neighboring erections source: theurbanist.org \| share:	32

Tue February 28, 2023
		Sometimes the mountain comes to Mulholland, other times Mulholland Drive source: abc7.com \| share:	20
		It's been 20 years since we said goodbye to our favorite neighbor source: wtae.com \| share:	23

Sun February 26, 2023
		Honey, where should we park our camper? "How about near the edge of a river that is historically high?" "BRILLIANT Let's go". Rare RV-houseboat trifecta possible source: ktla.com \| share:	40

Sat February 25, 2023
		Illinois police called to investigate a crime scene where snowflakes are being attacked by a Black man with a shovel source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	111

Fri February 24, 2023
		Woman removes fence for a third time that neighbors say she cannot remove. Will remove Sword from the Stone at Magic Kingdom next week source: wftv.com \| share:	38
		It takes a good guy with a gun to stop an unarmed squirrel. The baby was almost just collateral damage source: fox43.com \| share:	42

Thu February 23, 2023
		San Francisco did something to help a neighborhood overrun with prostitution, of course people have a problem with this source: sfchronicle.com \| share:	66

Wed February 22, 2023
		A bunch of 5'11" tall ramps are going to start popping up around Vista neighborhoods source: fox5sandiego.com \| share:	68

Sat February 18, 2023
		Hunter fired at protected sandhill cranes, through his bedroom window, across a highway, and with neighbors in the general direction, while being recorded. Officer investigates and writes a sternly worded note to the Prosecutor source: mlive.com \| share:	49

Fri February 17, 2023
		How one innocuous, 15-minute PowerPoint presentation extolling the virtues of walkable, bikeable neighborhoods led to a collective right-wing global freakout about tyrannical bureaucrats locking down cars and the freedom to travel source: slate.com \| share:	132
		Florida Woman proves she is no Florida Man, defends self and her 90-year-old mother from armed intruder without shooting herself source: actionnewsjax.com \| share:	19
		Ray Liotta to receive posthumous star on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame. Truly, "It Meant Being Somebody In A Neighborhood Full Of Nobodies" source: people.com \| share:	52

Thu February 16, 2023
		Gas station using booming opera music to chase off homeless loiterers. Neighbors reportedly preferred the loiterers source: 6abc.com \| share:	170

Tue February 14, 2023
		Ranking 2023's best Super Bowl commercials. No Jesus, you don't get in source: avclub.com \| share:	43

Fri February 10, 2023
		Moldovan prime minister resigns, government collapses, there's a sale at Penney's source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	28

Mon February 06, 2023
		It was his turn in the barrel source: wral.com \| share:	26
		Article on how to be a good neighbor. Rand Paul unavailable for comment source: lifehacker.com \| share:	11

Sun February 05, 2023
		Boo source: wsaz.com \| share:	33

Sat February 04, 2023
		Nope, not a cult at all source: nbcnews.com \| share:	391

Fri February 03, 2023
		Residents living in luxury flats neighboring the Tate Modern extension have sued and won a case where they say the viewing platform that looks directly into their windows breaches their human rights and created a state of near constant surveillance source: npr.org \| share:	38

Fri January 27, 2023
		Florida logic: Burn down your apartment to get revenge against HOA. Bonus logic: you also shoot yourself source: wesh.com \| share:	17
		North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather source: nbcdfw.com \| share:	37

Thu January 26, 2023
		Meanwhile, in Florida...what could possibly go wrong with building a new 97-home neighborhood inside of a known flood zone? Jacksonville may soon find out source: jacksonville.com \| share:	33
		For a cool $13 million you can buy Radio Island in New York harbor - free of pesky neighbors with the exception of one giant copper lady with a torch source: messynessychic.com \| share:	14
		Help name new Mission that is opening soon in Subby's neighborhood source: thenewsherald.com \| share:	69

Tue January 24, 2023
		"My parents kicked me out because they think I ruined their neighbor's marriage when I actually prevented an act of spousal abuse and only later slept with the wife after they separated. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	18

Sun January 22, 2023
		There's something strange in the neighborhood and I don't think it's the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man source: clickondetroit.com \| share:	17
		Burglarizing six homes while on parole is really dumb. In a neighborhood full of surveillance cameras, while wearing a court mandated GPS monitor and keeping the loot in your house? Rochester accomplishment unlocked source: whec.com \| share:	32
		"Write a witty tagline" sorry Fark, been all outta witty over these things for quite a while now source: cbsnews.com \| share:	276

Sat January 21, 2023
		If detectives can't trust eyewitnesses they are having secret affairs with to tell the truth, then who are they supposed to be cheating with? source: theroot.com \| share:	26

Thu January 19, 2023
(25 News)		Police ask for public's help in identifying the Republicanmobile carrying the Republican who torched an Illinois Planned Parenthood clinic. I hate Illinois Republicans source: 25newsnow.com \| share:	80

Wed January 18, 2023
		Chances are...Johnny Matthis' home won't survive collapsing Hollywood Hillside source: foxla.com \| share:	18

Tue January 17, 2023
		Dump me? Well I'm gonna dump you too. With this here pickup truck source: kcra.com \| share:	36

Sat January 14, 2023
		Ghost gun manufacturer arrested. Would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for all the test firing in his neighborhood source: ktvu.com \| share:	24

Fri January 13, 2023
(Some Guy)		Roger, a Jack Russell terrier and poodle mix rescues his 94-year-old neighbor who had been stuck in his car for almost 24 hours in very cold weather. That's a good neighbor source: dailypaws.com \| share:	5

Thu January 12, 2023
		Dad: "This is how you handle a gun." (BLAM) "Owwww." Daughter: "Like this?" (BLAM) "Owwww." Dad: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ source: chicago.suntimes.com \| share:	160

Tue January 10, 2023
		Neighbor calls police after seeing man loading blanket-wrapped body into a car. This does not end how you might expect source: kiro7.com \| share:	46
		"I caught my wife with my neighbor's teenage son. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk \| share:	56

Mon January 09, 2023
		Is a house vacant if it contains a dead body? source: wbaltv.com \| share:	25

Fri January 06, 2023
		University of Idaho murder suspect was seen by a neighbor cleaning out his car with surgical gloves and garbage bags, AS ONE DOES. You know, totally normal stuff source: cnn.com \| share:	223
		Avoid the farmers' market for a while: 86-year-old Michigan man building a 400 mph vehicle source: fox17online.com \| share:	28

Wed January 04, 2023
		Residents call this guy the "neighborhood creep." You may not want to know what he allegedly called himself source: wric.com \| share:	79

Sat December 31, 2022
(Some Guy)		"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds." But snow? source: who13.com \| share:	48

Thu December 29, 2022
		Like a good neighbor, your barber is there source: twitter.com \| share:	10
		About a dozen homes in Clinton, NC have been experiencing a major fruit fly invasion. "I hate it when they get in my mouth. I am tired of this and tired of crying every night." Thanks, Hillary source: wral.com \| share:	76

Wed December 28, 2022
		"My neighbors are running an illegal daycare. Should I turn them in?" source: slate.com \| share:	17
		Arizona family rescued after driving over unfamiliar surface near Seattle, should have checked what.com weather source: kiro7.com \| share:	18

Mon December 26, 2022
(Some Agent)		Enjoy role playing Rapunzel? How about pouring boiling oil on your enemies/neighbors? Do you have a thing for crenellations? Then this fully modernized tower house might be for you source: fineandcountry.co.uk \| share:	39

Sat December 24, 2022
		Hey Ma, the new neighbors finally mooooved in next door source: twitter.com \| share:	26

Fri December 23, 2022
		"I'm Catholic, I'm Christian, I'm everything you are. But I was taught to love your neighbor as you love yourself," she said. "That's not what I hear every day. Not from you" Hell hath no fury like a librarian source: lgbtqnation.com \| share:	265
(Some Guy)		Iowa hunter shoots a booner after dogs, 8 people, and a farmer on a tractor clear the field; someone should stop this menace source: realtree.com \| share:	61

Thu December 22, 2022
		My favorite teacher/professor died recently, amazing dude, anyone else have a great former teacher story to tell? source: dailyjournal.net \| share:	43
		Florida Man spreads joy with 'anatomically correct' reindeer source: tampabay.com \| share:	29
		I just can't do better than original headline: Florida Man Beat Roommate's Raccoon with Hammer, Threatened to Kill Neighbor with Sewing Needle source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	32
(Some Guy)		Candle company tries to reproduce the smells of specific Philadelphia neighborhoods. This will end well source: billypenn.com \| share:	17

Wed December 21, 2022
		Russia's neighbors have some of the best performing currencies in 2022 as locals take their money and run source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	4

Sun December 18, 2022
(Some Guy)		Woman calls police on neighbor for cutting down her snow fence ... that was on his property source: womenio.com \| share:	78

Sat December 17, 2022
		Bubba's truck got stuck, and that's when the Pit Bulls showed up. Yup source: kiro7.com \| share:	67

Thu December 15, 2022
		Woman investigates "sad whimper" in her backyard. "I had my headlamp on and I was romping through the brush, looking for a dog, and then it was two giant eyeballs, like, giant skull of a bear" source: wyff4.com \| share:	11

Mon December 12, 2022
		Hunter butchers deer in front of school in bid to get people talking about something other than his laptop source: ftw.usatoday.com \| share:	72
		Man arrested for DUI after taking CHP officer cosplay too far. Ponch and Jon wipe sweat from brow source: ktvu.com \| share:	11

Sat December 10, 2022
		So what if I shot out the neighbor kid's bedroom window. That dang squirrel was on my bird feeder source: pennlive.com \| share:	62

Fri December 09, 2022
		Woman arrested for giving neighbor head instead of just sharing sex toys source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	54

Tue December 06, 2022
		I guess that's one way to settle a dispute over a laundry room door. Not a good way, but then again, this IS Florida source: wpbf.com \| share:	71

Mon December 05, 2022
		Does fark have any advice for this poor man. tired of having drunken orgies with their partner and all their friends and neighbors, in this edition of letters that the author made up so they have something to talk about? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	12
		Family dog chases squirrel into neighbor's yard, where they all quickly discover he's a gun-nut source: foxla.com \| share:	171
		Shooting homeowners association president, her husband over "HOA issues" guarantees you'll be finding new accommodations very soon source: wfla.com \| share:	58

Sun December 04, 2022
		Want to sell your house at fair market value in Pennsylvania? Better hope your neighbors are white source: 6abc.com \| share:	29

Sat December 03, 2022
		Bear decides Florida Man's porch is just right for a snooze source: upi.com \| share:	11

Fri December 02, 2022
		Party guest arrested over shockingly bad behavior source: wjactv.com \| share:	17

Thu December 01, 2022
		Neighbor of Philadelphia man accused of cutting off his wife's head: "I'm not surprised" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	78

Wed November 30, 2022
		Air BnB is going to bring that same happy party atmosphere to your apartment complex as it has for all of our neighborhoods. Enjoy source: cnbc.com \| share:	25
		Subby's 95-year-old neighbor isn't asking for much this holiday season. He's just asking for Christmas cards. Let's see if we can help him out. Thank you source: abc6.com \| share:	43

Tue November 29, 2022
		How many snow angels do you have to make to clear a sidewalk, wouldn't it be easier to just use a shovel? source: triblive.com \| share:	29
		What is the right day to annoy your neighbors? Or at least hang your holiday lights? source: npr.org \| share:	13
		"He's heading right for us." Well, um, "He's running away from us" source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	61

Mon November 28, 2022
		Gabby Johnson goes to court source: thehill.com \| share:	161
		"I never thought Florida Man would eat MY face" source: clickorlando.com \| share:	76
		White supremacist who drove 3 hours to Buffalo, shot up supermarket in black neighborhood, killing 10, wounding 3 others, to plead guilty on all counts. Because he's guilty source: local10.com \| share:	54

Sun November 27, 2022
		Neighbors upset about proposed mental health crisis center, want mentally ill people to go have a crisis somewhere else source: twincities.com \| share:	84

Sat November 26, 2022
		It's rivalry weekend in college football. The biggest game comes first, OSU/Michigan at Noon ET. Also, USC, TCU, LSU, Alabama, and Clemson all try to stay relevant in the BCS playoff hunt. Grab a beer and hate your neighbor for the day source: espn.com \| share:	572

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