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Tue April 24, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Senate accidentally confirms someone competent to a post
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Somebody might want to check Sen. Claire McCaskill's office for an enchanted rabbit's foot or monkey's paw or something, because once again, the Senate's "most endangered Democrat" is watching her state's GOP implode right before the elections
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana health officials are advising residents to get vaccinated for hepatitis A if their summer plans include visits to Kentucky or Michigan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
People perform better when others are watching, despite being more nervous. Unfortunately, the players on the Miami Marlins may never know
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Sun April 22, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
That rule preventing doctors from discriminating against transgendered patients? Trump's going to eliminate it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney fails to secure Senate nomination, finished 2nd, will face primary in June. Mitt Romney. In Utah
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Sat April 21, 2018
(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Republican Michigan senate candidate calls Parkland terror attack survivor David Hogg a "crisis actor paid by CNN" to sow confusion
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Office Owls are watching you procrastinate
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Sen. Duckworth casts vote with her baby on senate floor. No, I don't know how she fit it in the ballot box
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump complains about the liberal activist judge that he nominated to the Supreme Court
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP-Controlled Iowa Senate has stalled resolution congratulating native son Art Cullen for winning a 2017 Pulitzer Prize for editorial writing because his editorials were often critical of the GOP. Senate of Ireland: Hold our Guinness and watch this
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A profile of VA Secretary-designate Ronny Jackson. Including that fact that George W. Bush gave him the nickname "Scrote"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
NFL schedule has dropped. Browns officially eliminated from playoff contention
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist warns smartphones are as addictive as heroin. Fortunately, they're much harder to inject. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senator Duckworth decides to dress up her newborn as Blake Farenthold for her first trip to the Senate floor
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Concern was expressed by old white guys over what would happen "if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate." Has this become a problem?
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Scott Pruitt Is Now Being Investigated By The House of Representatives, Senate, White House, Office of Management and Budget, Government Accountability Office, EPA IG, Inspector Gadget, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Magnum PI and the Scooby Gang
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(CNN)
 
Boobies
 
Breastfeeding now allowed on the Senate floor, continuing our downward spiral towards the nanny state
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of bipartisanship, McTurtle to change Senate schedule to prevent vulnerable Democrats from campaigning
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Wed April 18, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Matthew Slater of the New England Patriots is a special teams ace, and he says they eliminate the kickoff it would be tragic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Armed men storm the Nigerian senate and steal mace. Anakin and Obi-Wan to launch a desperate rescue
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Congress is required to pass a budget that balances itself within 10 years; but thanks to the looming trillion-dollar deficits, that would require cuts the would be politically suicidal. So the Budget Cmte chair has a plan: Eliminate the Budget Cmte
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Supreme Court will not hear former IL Governor Rod Blagojevich's appeal, quashing hopes of Blago's family and supporters who see a grey area when it comes to trying to sell a Senate seat and shake down a children's hospital
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Buds couldn't bloom in the Gahden, can they at home? Do we stick a pitchfork in the Devils, are they all but done? Will the Preds dominate the high ground in Denver? Maybe the Ducks can win on the road? Pucks @7:00, 7:30, 10:00 & 10:30ET
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(Adweek)
 
 
 
BREAKING NEWS: MSNBC eliminates ticker, because not every news story is a breaking-news emergency that must roll along the bottom of your screen and compete with the talent
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this overly affectionate hyena cub
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Fri April 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cohen the Fixer also negotiated settlement for RNC deputy finance chair who impregnated Playboy model
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
That blue wave may overwhelm the Senate. Someone should grab some towels
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
As questions swirl around Scott Pruitt's myriad ethic scandals at EPA, Senate confirms coal lobbyist as his deputy (and potential successor)
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Mexico has eliminated measles, unlike the US where a 2017 outbreak resulted in 79 cases. Seems they've been taking the vaccinations Americans don't want
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
After Paul Ryan announced he wasn't running in 2018 Mitch McConnell told Scott Jennings, a longtime senior Republican operative 'The House is lost, we have to hold the Senate'
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Wed April 11, 2018
(WWL)
 
 
 
Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins Senate vote 25 - 10. Let that sink in for a moment
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Tue April 10, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
It won't bring the victims back, however the gofundme for the Humboldt Broncos is closing in on $6 million and is the fifth largest of all time. Tag is for everyone who has donated
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(Gainesville Sun)
 
 
 
It took less than 24 hours after Rick Scott declared his run for Senate for someone to notice his fundraising violations. Bonus lol: his PAC was to both promote Trump's policies and reach out to Latinos
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That large Black Lives Matter group that you donated money to is actually a middle-aged white guy in Australia
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Wendy 'Cheetah Print' Vitter to have Senate confirmation hearing today
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(Some Burning Guy)
 
 
 
Burning Man founder Larry Harvey suffers massive stroke, unfortunately not from a stoned hippie chick
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
NewsFlash
 
If you had Michael Cohen as the next in Trump's circle to have offices raided, come own down and claim your prize, which originated with questionable sources and was routed through an LLC, and only after you've signed an NDA
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Herculaneum, Pompeii's sister city, had a massive library containing hundreds of books that were preserved when the city was buried in the ash flows from Mt Vesuvius. Unfortunately the heat made the books so brittle they were unreadable...until now
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA's Dana Loesch says MLK, who was assassinated by rifle shot from across the street, would still be alive if he'd been carrying a concealed weapon. Bonus: crazy-eyes
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate whose mine killed 29 workers claims the only reason he was sent to prison was because his opponent was scared he was making his mines too safe
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
'Will & Grace' creator donates John Oliver's Mike Pence book parody to every elementary school in Indiana
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Top 10 strangest small towns in America. You'll never guess which state dominates this category (video)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A democratic lawmaker in Colorado was accused of sexually harassing women? Almost unanimously, CO's GOP-dominated Senate voted to expel him. GOP Lawmaker accused of the same thing? Eh. He can stay. Case closed
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Earthworm jerky exists, unfortunately
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1) The geographic coordinates of the Great Pyramid are 29.9792458°N. 2) The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second. 3) Humans could not measure the speed of light with this precision until 1950. 4) Ergo, the Great Pyramid was built by aliens
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Yertle's hold on the Senate as described by fellow republicans: "It sucks"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The REAL reason Trumpo is now insisting Shulkin "resigned"? If he was fired, his deputy, who is also anti-privatization, becomes Sec until someone else is confirmed. But if he resigned, Trump can put whoever he wants in there until the Senate acts
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(Trek Movie)
 
 
 
Discovery becomes first Star Trek show since Next Generation to be nominated for a Hugo Award in its first season. Next Generation's first season was nominated for a Hugo Award?
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Sat March 31, 2018
(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
New FIFA president says the corruption problem in international soccer is slowly improving. Nowadays, only one of every five people nominated to FIFA committees by FAs is ethically dubious, and FIFA rejects them for integrity reasons
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Thu March 29, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Austin Police Chief solves the riddle, 'What do you call a white guy who detonates bombs in an American city?'
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It looks as if Trump and his allies are beginning a coordinated oppo dump against Robert Mueller. What is not known is whether this is an attempt to undermine him politically or a precursor to his firing. Why not both?
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Armed with nunchucks, man impersonates both a state trooper and the FBI while trying to fight a 15 year-old boy
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
It appears the women of the Senate have had it up to here with these monkey flipping perverts in this monkey flipping Senate
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(Reporter Herald)
 
 
 
Today in alternate history letters to the editor: What if Trump were President in December 1941?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Cisco donates $50 million to fight homelessness in Silicon Valley. Which should be just enough to buy homes for 8 residents
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Dish executive warns the AT&T-Time Warner merger would eliminate affordable television bundles
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens pens passionate plea to repeal the Second Amendment
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Mon March 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Baba Yaga reincarnate finally gets one right: "The only people Trump screws repeatedly are his voters"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chess + Boxing = Chessboxing where you alternate between rounds of chess and boxing your opponent. I guess its too much to ask for Baseketball to be next
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate says Parkland kids are 'exploiting tragedies'
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Fri March 23, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. added 700,000 millionaires in 2017. Unfortunately half of them are people who were billionaires in 2016
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(Fark)
 
Boobies
 
If I donated my nipples to a breast cancer survivor, would she have to cover them? Because males nipples aren't lewd
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If Trump has his way, he's going to have the switch on the nuclear option flipped because of his growing frustration with the slow pace of the Senate's confirmation process
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Wed March 21, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
In between building homes for impoverished families and fighting metastatic brain cancer, Jimmy Carter found time to assassinate every last guinea worm in South Sudan
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
NewsFlash
 
Officer-involved shooting in Round Rock, Texas with Austin serial bombing suspect, device detonated. Suspect confirmed dead
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Tue March 20, 2018
(STLToday)
 
 
 
MO Senate campaign ad attacks ... wait, who?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Every family in America has to balance their budget". Unfortunately, America is currently being run by Frank Gallagher's family
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Unfortunately, they discovered that the side-effects from an intranasal ketamine spray are worse than anyone could have expected"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Convicted criminal surging in WV Senate race to replace Democrat Joe Manchin
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Mon March 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Chancellor wants to change Senate rules. Here comes the regional governors
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Sat March 17, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rapist discovered by DNA evidence because he urinated in flower pot. Extra points: Decades later
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romanian man is declared legally dead, and denied an appeal. Unfortunately, the story behind it is less Bram Stoker and more Mel Brooks
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
OMB Director Mulvaney to Betsy DeVos: Betsy? This plan to eliminate your department's Central Budget Office? Yeah, no don't do that, it will make it impossible to keep track of the money your agency spends. DeVos: whateveah, I do what I wants
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Chairman of the GOP Senate Campaign Committee: Blue wave? Pah. It will never reach the SENATE, in fact I think we'll PICK UP five seats this fall, because voters are just SO grateful for those tax cuts we gave them. Narrator seen clearing his throat
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(Time)
 
 
 
Like bottled water? It could be contaminated. Have a nice day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Senate votes to relax banking regulations because it worked out so well in the past
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Wed March 14, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Green Party" Senate candidate turns out to be member of state Republican party; head of antitax PAC
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Mon March 12, 2018
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
WWE star Jeff Hardy does flying flip into a crossbody crash. Unfortunately he was in a car and drunk at the time
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(Some Romulan Ale)
 
 
 
Aussie Brewing Co will award you a "space beer party" in the "Vomit Comet" if you write an essay & donate $90 to their IndieGoGo
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump blames Democrats for obstructing his nominees to various positions in the State Department. Democratic Senator points out that Trump has yet to nominate anyone for 65 open positions and he might want to do that before crying about obstruction
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British health officials: Do not be alarmed, but if you ate at the same restaurant as that unfortunate Russian chap and his daughter last week, you might want to wash your clothes and possessions. All is well. I SAID, ALL IS WELL
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, it looks like Stan Lee is not having a worry-free farewell to this life. "It's a real farking mess over there. I think his money will be gone in a few weeks... Stan and [his daughter] JC are literally being picked apart by vultures"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Billionaires made so much money in 2017 that they could eliminate extreme poverty around the globe seven times over. Care to guess if they plan to do so?
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
An impeccably organized closet featuring a color coordinated wardrobe? It's a good thing
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Don't try to eliminate gas pains by poking your stomach with a knitting needle and other DIY surgical techniques you should probably leave for the professionals
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
'By living frugally, at age 32 I retired to a lovely home on a 66-acre farm, with my husband and child' and of course anyone can do what we did so buy our book lol we're pretty cool
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Wed March 07, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Several White House staffers have been terminated or reassigned for not having proper security clearances. Jared Kushner unavailable for comment
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Finally, something sane and sensible is happening in Florida. They're trying to eliminate Daylight Saving Time
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Tue March 06, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight on The Flash, When a nuke is detonated in Central City Barry has no choice but to run faster to stop it, it's his answer for everything. (CW 8ET) Later, on Black Lightning, Anissa and Jefferson have to find a new normal. (CW 9ET)
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, Nick is not entirely human," said Gaiman. Nick Offerman joins cast of 'Good Omens'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
U.S. Special Counsel: Kellyanne Conway violated the Hatch Act. White House: She simply expressed the President's obvious position that he have moleople in the House and Senate who support his agenda
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Florida Senate passes measure that adds gasoline in response to fire
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Sun March 04, 2018
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
What happens when you donate your body to science? Here comes the pickle jars
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump gives former Pennsylvania steel workers hope with his steel tariffs. In related news, area man passionately believes steel industry is returning to Pennsylvania
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Fri March 02, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida House and Senate had no trouble approving $3M for NRA backed shooting range. And of course, 'NRA backed' means the public provide almost all of the funding
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will invite "ordinary people" to the wedding. So it seems Judd Hirsch and Donald Sutherland will be attending, though the absence of Mary Tyler Moore will still resonate
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Thu March 01, 2018
(The Stanford Daily)
 
 
 
1972: Sensing a change in the wind, Stanford eliminates offensive Native American mascot. 2018: Sensing a change in the wind, Stanford makes offensive mascot Native American
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pope's request for a 25 million dollar grant for an Italian hospital denied. If only there were a compassionate and benevolent organization worth trillions somewhere that could help out
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently, all that stuff about firing Sessions got Trump lots of investigation brownie points from Mueller. Unfortunately, brownie points in Mueller world equals jail time. Trump likes to be first so he'll be the first ex Pres in jail
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee leaders accuse the House GOP of leaking senator's texts to Russia connected lawyer in attempt to discredit investigation, they also talked to Speaker Ryan about Devin Nunes and his overt partisanship
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It looks as though Ronald Reagan wasn't the only one someone tried to assassinate back in 1981. "Police told the public the gunshot sound was a sign falling over"
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Wed February 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Nobel Peace Prize awarding committee calls the police after someone nominates President Trump for his "ideology of peace by force." Sadly, this isn't complete bullshiat
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Tue February 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"I donated $40 and was cleared of NCAA violations"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sex and prostitution dog Arizona GOP senate primary
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Mon February 26, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Court rules employer can't discriminate against gay skydiving instructor, says how he packs his chute is nobody's business but his
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
If you have a date with Nessa Love in the Bronx this week, best make alternate plans
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Georgia Senate has passed a bill that lets adoption agencies refuse to adopt to LGBTQ couples because Georgia
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Following his overwhelming victory in Alabama, Roy Moore decides to start endorsing Senate candidates in other states
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
'Superhero' 4-year-old donates bone marrow to baby twin brothers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate hopes to kick DA CAn down the road a few years
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Fri February 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Judge: Just because I donated to the Trump campaign, and worked on his transition team, and was appointed to the bench by Trump, doesn't mean I should recuse myself from this case about whether the Fusion GPS dossier is accurate
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Creative Loafing Charlotte)
 
 
 
While the world reflects upon the death of Billy Graham let's remember he thought homosexuality to be a "a sinister form of perversion" and that the nation's media was "totally dominated by the Jews"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Uber's new plan for world dominance. Making you walk to designated pick up spots where you will travel in a vehicle with other people to a common destination. For those keeping score at home, this is Uber's 5th attempt at inventing the bus
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
WH staffers coordinated with Fox News to keep the President from firing Mueller this weekend. Oh dear Christ
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate celebrates ten year anniversary of Wall Street's meltdown by rolling back rules that were put in place to avoid a repeat or worse
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Domino's profits stagnate. Investors said they are a Noid
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
RI Senate GOP whip charged with two counts of not using bookmarks
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Thrift shop says donated clothing should not contain illicit drugs. Unclear if they asked their customers before releasing the statement
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Chuck Grassley to Mitt Romney: OMG. So excited 4 u. LOL. Can't believe u and me r gonna be senate bros. ROTFLMAO. Like seriously
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Fri February 16, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hungary is fascinated with Poland and its eel-free hovercraft
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor and Obamacare architect announces his bid for Utah's U.S. senate seat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Even the worst of the deplorables, Senate Republicans, are over Trump
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man freed after spending three days in the sewer looking for Donatello
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I live in a highly religious town. I want to donate old kids clothes; there are two choices: a secondhand store and Christian pregnancy center that discourages choice. Will donating them to the latter betray my belief in pro-choice?"
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Wed February 14, 2018
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
They meme well: how pretentious academics originated the multimodal grammar transmissions infecting the Internet. LOL Wut?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Driver argues that DUI law discriminates against alcoholics. After his 4th DUI. It's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off for him
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney is programmed to announce he is running for Senate tomorrow
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Millennials: Does it burn when you urinate? There's an app for that
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(CBC)
 
 
 
South Koreans are "unfortunately" very serious about short track speed skating
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So how's those Senate's negotiations on immigration coming along? Well....they're not
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R):"Sure, I promised an open DACA debate. But I never said HOW LONG of a debate. Better speak quick and use short sentences"
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Do we really want to eliminate the HAND GRENADE competency requirement from basic training?
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Pompeo explain his closeness to Russians? Will Coates deny everything? Will Rogers look pissed that he's being asked idiotic questions by the GOP? THIS is your IC open hearing with the Senate Intel Committee (9:30 start time)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You're running in a Republican primary for U.S. Senate. Your mom donates the maximum to your Democratic opponent
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Indy100)
 
 
 
In news that NO ONE will be shocked to hear, SpaceX launch fails to convince Flat-Earthers. "Elon mentioned that the car was attached as is. If that is true, then the tires would have detonated within seconds after entering the vacuum of space"
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Sun February 11, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland legislature considers banning artificial turf. No word on the designated hitter
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(NY1)
 
 
 
In news that should shock nobody, residents on so-called 'Billionaire Row' reject a proposed plan that would help the less fortunate
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Sat February 10, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
All right, it's time to get serious in our discussion of the Winter Olympics. I say we should bring back compulsory figures and eliminate free skating. Who's with me?
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Claim: "Locks of Love" operates illicit wig syndicate dedicated to profiteering off your donated hair at expense of cancer-stricken children. Fact: 80% of your donated hair is unusable for wigs and has to be sold
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Some Unhinged Guy)
 
 
 
Come for the most passionate sports speech ever. Stay for the Stone Cold Steve Austin "WHAT?" chants from the crowd
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Senate leaders: We have a bi-partisan spending bill ready to go to avoid a shutdown. Senator Rand Paul: Not so fast. *record scratch*
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's a bipartisan 2-year spending deal in the Senate. It's up to the House or the President to prevent government from working like normal
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Wed February 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now that the courts have raised the bar for criminal corruption so high that Boss Tweed could skate under it with Spiro Agnew on his shoulders, Bob Menendez gets his seat back as ranking Senate foreign relations Democrat
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada gubernatorial candidate wants to take the entire $750 million subsidy from the Raiders' stadium and put the money towards education. Will also donate entire salary
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Since Trump's inauguration, groups vowing to fight him have sprung up like weeds and received a LOT of money from pissed off Americans. Unfortunately some of these groups are spending 80% or more of those donations on ... themselves
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Tue February 06, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Black lung is back in alarming numbers. Fortunately we live in an age of medical miracles, in the greatest country in history with the best healthcare in the world
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Regulatory capture is when a regulatory agency, created to act in the public interest, instead advances the commercial or political concerns of special interest groups that dominate the industry or sector it is charged with regulating
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Center For Medicare and Medicaid Services, vehemently deny reporter's claim that they threatened to bar him from press calls unless he altered a story they didn't like. Unfortunately for CMS, they sent the threat to his editor, in an email
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
High school senior donates kidney to her grandfather after she turns 18. "Watching papa just be on the transplant list for the past six years has been super hard. We've always been really close"
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Sat February 03, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Mittens Romney already being considered for Republican leadership position ....and he hasn't even officially announced his candidacy for U.S. Senate yet
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Michigan senate candidate drops out of race after defending Larry Nassar and questioning the sex life of the judge on his case
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I'm a supervisor in a very hierarchical field. I have a new subordinate fresh out of college who will ask me questions. Later, in meetings, she'll ask my supervisor the same questions; we both give the same answer. How do I stop her?"
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sinclair Media is having employees donate to a SuperPAC that will donate to Trumpers, because that's normal
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(Today)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw donates 50-year archive of his reporting to the University of Iowa, including, we assume, his classic Gerald Ford eulogy
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The least racist person anyone has ever met" has just gutted the CFPB's minority loan discrimination protection program's ability to actually, you know, protect minorities from being discriminated against
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Tue January 30, 2018
(The Register)
 
 
 
Jodrell Bank is nominated as a World Heritage Site, also World Class Rhyming Slang
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate unable to agree on an immigration bill for the House to reject
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Nebraska GOP legislator: "We should eliminate the State Board of Education and give control to the governor because the BoE has adopted Common Core". Narrator: "Nebraska did not adopt Common Core"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Meryl Streep just got nominated for Best Application by the U.S. Trademark Office
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Sun January 28, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Will Arcade Fire win Alternative Album of the Year? Why wasn't U2 nominated? Will Bruno Mars transform into Michael Jackson? Live performances will include U2, Elton John, and Lady Gaga. James Corden hosts the 60th Annual Grammy Awards, 7:30 PM ET
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Some Level 34 Pokemon Trainer)
 
 
 
Pokemon Go Discussion Thread: Have you caught the new ones they released on Tuesday? Subby caught 2 Kyogres tonight, with the help of several random people that coordinate on Discord. Do you have a crew? Post pics of your wins - what's your strategy?
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Fri January 26, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats ________ on DACA (Hint: think spelunking)
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Thu January 25, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Olympic athlete blames doping charges on passionate kissing & Wookiees
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Pence first VP since Chester A. Arthur to actually do something meaningful in the Senate
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Wed January 24, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nunes says he won't release his totally real memo to the Senate Intel Committee
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"The US Senate sucks," complains US senator running for reelection
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's designated fluffer in the House of Representatives, Devin Nunes, plans to release a memo he and his staff wrote that casts the FBI in a bad light, and will end the investigation
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(Streamable)
 
 
 
Alternate view of the Eagles fan running into the pillar and bouncing off the subway train
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not News: Senate unable to reach deal. News: Collins employs talking stick. Fark: Another Senator throws it across room, breaking glass elephant. Ultrafark: Stick replaced with basketball
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Mon January 22, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
House Democrats to Senate Democrats:"Are you not paying attention? The House GOP has already said that they won't honor any agreement that the Senate makes. What the fark is wrong with you?"
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
In thanks for today's Democratic votes and successfully passing the short term funding bill, Senate Majority Leader McConnell has ruled out any further bipartisan work on "illegal immigration" and...wait, go back a bit
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Girl who called you a slut in high school posts passionate Facebook status about Women's March
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate overwhelmingly votes to reopen the government as Democrats take McConnell at his word that they will fix DACA
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
If anything, the shiathole Shutdown has illuminated that Donald Trump is not in control of his own administration
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Sun January 21, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
If you're going to donate a can of Campbell Soup to the homeless, make sure it's really soup and not just a can you keep $2,500 in
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Any Farkers planning on staying up to watch the 1am EST Senate vote on opening the government back up?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Will Get Out finally get its due? Can Big Little Lies sweep? Will James Franco and other actors outed as predators skip the ceremony despite being nominated? How will Kristen Bell do as the first-ever host? The SAG Awards, 8PM ET on TNT and TBS
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alternate realities: Trump as seen by the left
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Alternate realities: Trump as seen by the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
President Titty Baby is so desperate to launch something nuclear that he has now targeted the United States Senate
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Sat January 20, 2018
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Hmm... Who should I appoint to oversee the 2020 Census? I know: how about the guy responsible for drawing the illegal North Carolina gerrymander? The Senate won't confirm him? Indefinite temporary appointment then
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Fri January 19, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Investor donates $75 million to Johns Hopkins University philosophy department. Mostly so graduates would be encouraged to look inward and realize they picked the wrong major
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta scientists may have found why fracking causes earthquakes at some wells and not others. The answer may be coral. Unfortunately, the ironic tag is pink
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump face questions about his mob ties? Will Senate Democrats get whacked? Will Putin unleash his fully armed and operational "doomsday device"? THIS is your Trump administration scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Teenager almost killed by ham and cheese. Fortunately it was cured
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Thu January 18, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
New California needs to happen to get a fairer amount of representation in the U.S. Senate. Here's why
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana Senate decides no cold beer for you
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Tue January 16, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another actor donates his Woody-Allen-movie salary to charity. Woody Allen to cut the budget on salaries in all future movies since actors will seemingly work for free
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Sat January 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Chelsea running for Senate
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Fri January 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan: Donald Trump is unhelpful and unfortunate
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A brain scientist explains why you black out when you drink too much alcohol. Fortunately, there are lots of wedding photos
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Thu January 11, 2018
(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
Michelle loved to shop at Goodwill, however she probably did not want her ashes to be donated there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AZ Senate hopeful "Chemtrails" Kelli Ward yesterday: "It's funny that you and the establishment tie me to Steve Bannon." Her Website UNTIL yesterday: I am endorsed by Steven Bannon and Sean Hannity
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Senate candidate expects that talk radio and Fox News will soon begin airing commercials about how to invest by buying commemorative coins made of 99% pure coal
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(KRDO Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
After a 14-year-old student alleges sexual assault by a teacher, the school's leadership moves to terminate the... no? Well, at least they don't try to cover it up and retaliate against the-- they suspended the student, huh? (Link switched)
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Wed January 10, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here's your way-too-early college football top 25 for 2018. The usual suspects dominate the list here
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If at first you don't succeed, badger the f*ck out of the Senate until they cave in to your totally unqualified nominees
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver gives democrats the same chance to take the Senate as he gave Trump of winning. This means something
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GOP Senator says she'll back Net Neutrality restoration bill in Senate in a move that is in no way a desperate attempt not to go down with the rest of the GOP
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
I've heard of wage disparity, but it seems that Mark Walberg was paid $1.5 million for his reshoot of "All The Money In The World" while his female costar, Michelle Williams (Who was nominated for a Golden Globe) was paid less than $1000
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
There is a statistical tie between Arpaio and his opponent in the Senate race
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dems: So, how can we troll the GOP in the Senate Judiciary Committee the best way possible??? Mmmm, what about putting Cory Booker and Kamala Harris on it? That oughtta piss them off all right and proper
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Tue January 09, 2018
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Senate Democrats lay out their plans to save net neutrality from the horrible FCC decision. Forty senators have signed on as of now with more coming
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Federal judge to North Carolina Republicans: No you can't have gerrymandered districts that disproportionately favor you. Not yours
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
As bad as things are, just think about how much worse they would be if Trump had his way and named Rudy Giuliani secretary of state or nominated him as a Supreme Court justice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Fark Headline of the Year results, plus how to dominate at submitting
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(Politico)
 
 
 
We go now live to the site of Steve Bannon's political grave to get a reaction from Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell: *tappity-tap-taap-tap step, turn, kick kick kick, pirouette, kick turn, kick, sliiiiide*
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
After Colts' season, Indiana Senate to consider allowing retail Sunday booze sales
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senate bill to reverse net neutrality repeal gains 30th co-sponsor, ensuring a floor vote. To find out more, leave a bag of money out by the old train station at midnight
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Sun January 07, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Will Get Out win for best comedy? Will Sally Hawkins win for The Shape of Water? Can Stranger Things upset Game of Thrones? How can James Franco be nominated? Find out as Seth Meyers hosts the 2018 Golden Globes. Red carpet 7PM ET, kickoff 8PM ET
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ingredients: enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, palm oil, sugar, artificial flavor, color, sugar, yeast, pieces of plastic that fell into the production line, salt, malted barley ... wait, what?
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Sat January 06, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP Senate candidate Josh Mandel: "On second thought, let's not go to the Senate. 'Tis a silly place"
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Fri January 05, 2018
(PetsLady)
 
 
 
Marinate your cat's toys for enhanced highs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
10 Senate seats most likely to flip in 2018: 8 for Republicans, 2 for Democrats. If you can believe the Golf Channel, that is
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Manatees take refuge from the cold in Florida. Wake up drunk and naked on a couch at a stranger's house
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Let's see, what other taxes can we eliminate, in order to help out the middle class? I know, let's get rid of the sales tax on aircraft"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Not content with witness tampering, Trump tries his hand at "Senate candidate tampering"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The Senate Russian investigators have recommended their first charges. If you guessed it would be the guy who told us about the pee tape then you are clearly paying attention
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Colorado state Senate Democrats are all Farkers apparently
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Three men arrested for breaking into the North Carolina home of NASCAR team owner Richard Childress. Fortunately, the only damage was three of the home's tires were flattened
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
GOP by allowing charitable donations to be tax deductible, but not state and local income taxes, we are going to REALLY stick it to blue states. CA: unless we set up a "charity" and let you deduct $1 off your taxes for every dollar you donate to it
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
It's a giant robot. Unfortunately, it's a giant robot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Meat eaters have more sex than vegetarians. Unfortunately, it's usually with the livestock
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Penelope Cruz looks exactly like Donatella Versace
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Sun December 31, 2017
(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
The world is running out of sand. Fortunately, after a trip to the beach submitter's bathing suit provides unlimited supply
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Thu December 28, 2017
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The leader of the Salvation Army takes concert tickets that were supposed to be given to the homeless and gives them to his own family and then defends the action saying they need shelter, not entertainment. Now pass me the donated gravy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brilliant legal team files lawsuit to block certification in Alabama Senate race citing 'suspiciously low' votes for Moore
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Wed December 27, 2017
(Quartz)
 
 
 
Google's speech synthesis now indistinguishable from the human voice, impersonates John Connor's foster mother
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Tue December 26, 2017
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Kroger to *BEEP an attendant has been notified to assist you* eliminate checkout *BEEP an attendant has been notified to assist you* lanes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
So much for social progress, a new survey shows that 55% of white Americans now think they're under attack and are being racially discriminated against
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