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Thu February 25, 2021
(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know the scene near the end of "The Wiz" where Evillene's slaves all rip off their monster costumes and dance? Getting fully vaccinated for Covid-19 is kind of like that
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Some uppity vegan wants you to feel inferior and bad for correctly following the laws of nature and eating animals
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Mon February 22, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Not to mention the huge growth in the "What it means for the economy" article written from the couch sector
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Sun February 21, 2021
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
One of a kind Rolls Royce Phantom has a ceiling display depicting the night sky on the day its owner was born
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Like most of us, Daniel Radcliffe is embarrassed at how he acted as a teenager
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Sat February 20, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
While most states are struggling with budget deficits and cash shortfalls, Utah has an extra $1.4 billion to spend this year
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Feds now starting to make it rain, as far as stupid prizes are concerned
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"30 Of The Most Infamous 'Plot Holes' That The Movies Actually Explained, But The Audience Didn't Notice"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now that The Muppet Show is available to watch in its entirety, here's a list of what episodes to make a point of watching. Just be sure to stream The Muppet Show and not the atrocity that was Muppets Now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I learned that my 8 year-old cheated on a test. Should I punish her, and if so, what should that punishment be?"
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Game developer banned from Steam for making Very Positive game
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've had an acrimonious relationship with my aunt the bulk of my life; she's never liked my mother. I reached out this Christmas after getting cookies from her, only to find that she thinks it's a choice people get offender by racism. Are we done?"
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Tue February 16, 2021
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Former flight attendants, laid off during air industry retrenchment, excel at selling insurance because of their hospitality training and interpersonal skills
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
TX Atty General Ken Paxton has 700 attorneys on staff, but none of them is, according to him, a very good attorney, so he wants $43 million to hire outsiders. Well, sure, clearly his office is great at hiring decisions
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Fri February 12, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There's battle lines being drawn. Nobody's right if everybody's wrong. Young people speaking their minds. Getting so much resistance from behind. Better stop in the Friday MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
"Maybe someone who has frustrated you becomes a bystander getting crushed"
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
In which eleven video game couples have their relationships analyzed to determine if they are in love or in it for money
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Tue February 09, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Here's the full length, timeline version of The Capitol Siege, presented by the prosecution at the opening of Trump's impeachment trial. Never has the 'Murica tag been so relevant
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Randy Johnson's home security system: (a) 24/7 camera surveillance, (b) armed security patrol, (c) a moat filled with alligators, or (d) a bag of baseballs under his bed, to throw at intruders
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
At least 25 Federal Judges have announced their retirements since Jan 20th. Huh. Wonder what happened that day?
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Marjorie Taylor Greene isn't here to legislate. She is here to live-stream"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Are we truly prepared for the pandemic's second spring?
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
The secret bipartisan shadow campaign that saved the 2020 election
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
SAG casts a shadow over What We Do in the Shadows
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Why did The Stand fall?
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
"In 600 feet, take the second right and eat your fellow travelers"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR's six-step process for making your side hustle work. Although, seriously, if any of these tips are actually news to you, maybe consider dropping the side hustle and going back to school instead
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Wed February 03, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tokyo 2020 Olympics chief: "women be talkin'"
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Website that constantly says "This one time, in college" demands movies now be set when they were in college
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Tue February 02, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normally a 45 has more stopping power than a 38, but even that may not be enough
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My clingy coworker continually copies my mode of dress and outfits; should I be concerned, or is it mere flattery?"
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Eight easy crock pot freezer meals. Subby, who thought he was supposed to use his crock pot to warm food up, apparently was doing it wrong
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Pandemic sleep habits have veered in two directions - better and worse "
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Thu January 28, 2021
(GQ)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody -- we've finally identified the ideal workout for the pandemic, and it's cross-country skiing. Who's gonna tell Florida?
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Going back to bed pays off sometimes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been putting money into savings regularly; it's been difficult with the pandemic, but we're doing it. My wife never shares her credit card receipts and shops to thwart depression. I learned she blew our savings online shopping. What can I do?"
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
These look shopped. Subby can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time
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Tue January 26, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"If you try that really hard - try to stay positive and try to think about today and the fact that you may die tomorrow, but you've got today So why don't you use the heck out of today? That's a good idea. That's how I see it." - David Crosby
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Remember how as a kid your doggo loved you more than your parents? That wasn't your imagination
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Fri January 22, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Too much time on my hands 🎶
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Wart on GOP's ass, also known as "Ted Cruz", gets called out for idiotic tweets
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My half-sister is a terrible human being who has wanted to have children. I froze several of my embryos, but I donated them instead of giving them to her. Does that make me a bad person?"
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Mon January 18, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scathing Trump letter condemning James Comey released, sounds decidedly unlike how Trump speaks. Bigly
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm falling for a guy I met in a Reddit forum. I think it's going to work out really well. But how do I know that in real life he's the image he presents on the forum?"
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Sat January 16, 2021
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Star Wars video game gets an official patch and better mod capability -- 15 years after its release. Probably not the one you are thinking of
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The musical genre that is going to shepherd us out of the Covid era is (checks notes) sea shantys?
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I asked my fiancée to sign a prenup due to her spending. She refused. Would it be wrong to have that same lawyer handle my half of the divorce?
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Online Canadian tool estimates when you'll get your vaccine, spends too much time in the Pol Tab
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Eye health charity... wait, hang on. EYE HEALTH CHARITY SAYS PEOPLE ARE DAMAGING THEIR EYES BY SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME STARING AT COMPUTER SCREENS DURING LOCKDOWN. I STRONGLY REFUTE THESE CLAMS
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
A visual history of 80 years of Disney animation
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The radical commies at the NRO want Trump to pay for his crimes
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Sun January 10, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 284 birthday to the inventor of the davenport ... and co-founder of Vermont
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Fri January 08, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A new HBO documentary series about Tiger Woods can't accomplish what a random Perkins' waitress could: it cannot get past Tiger Woods' carefully constructed image to see the real Tiger Woods
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Thu January 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Bradley Beal scored 60 for the Wizards against the Sixers, but is not happy due to the fact they lost
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces that the Earth will come to an end in June 2021
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Sun January 03, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell has lost it ...no not his mind, his control of the Senate with an all-out GOP civil war
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Fri January 01, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Will Johnny and Daniel team up to defeat Kreese? Will you know who finally make an appearance? Will we get an even bigger end of the year brawl? It's YOUR Cobra Kai Season 3 thread, streaming today on Netflix (spoilers)
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Thu December 31, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
While you probably didn't, chances are your critters had the waggy-est, most purriffic year EVAR
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Wed December 30, 2020
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Pickleball and lemon parties
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Mon December 28, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I regret nothing"
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Thu December 24, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 sex speedrunner gets laid in just 11 minutes, might catch a bug or two
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
An oral history of Rudy's scene in Borat 2. I thought it was mostly hand stuff
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Wed December 23, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Rule 34, 2020 edition
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Tue December 22, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Alberta: Let's make our Covid deaths look less like government incompetence by also listing comorbidities. Canadians: Wait, what do you mean "1 in 5 Albertans has high blood pressure?"
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Mon December 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lode Runner started out as a text-based game on a VAX
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Sun December 20, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
White House officials pull out the knives, now worried about Trump's power grab to steal the election
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
"What I learned from spending an entire year drunk"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The GOP can never recover from the damage Trump has done
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Sat December 19, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Not everything sucked in 2020. Here are 20 things that most definitely didn't, illustrated for your enjoyment
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Fri December 18, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For tonight's CCG slate we have UAB @ Marshall for CUSA, Ball St. @ Buffalo for the MAC, and some rave neon dorks against those stupid enough to fall for a Trojan Horse in the PAC-12 CCG. Didn't they read The Iliad? It starts @ 7:00 PM on ESPN
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After three delays, eight years of development and countless overpromises of the best open world experience ever; Cyberpunk 2077 is so bad fans are telling Rockstar Games 'that's cool take your time with GTA 6 development, we'll wait"
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Outside Online)
 
 
 
A Bad....er....make that Cool Uncle's guide to dangerous gifts for kids
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
At long last, folks, here it is -- the indisputable, inarguable, 100 percent accurate and hereby official list of the very best video games released in 2020
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Who does your dog look like?
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Tue December 15, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
We failed so badly that we're farking lucky a vaccine was even possible for COVID-19
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Mon December 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband keeps buying our kids Christmas presents and I think it's far more than the kids can handle; nevertheless, he disagrees with me. We're at an impasse. What should we do since he's saying I'm a Grinch?"
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Sun December 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
15% of Millennials expect to retire early, or as it used to be called, give up
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Fri December 11, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
GSK and Sanofi's jabs just got pricked
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Thu December 10, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has no idea how often I smoke marijuana to get high. I worry he would be concerned, but don't feel right hiding it from him. The constant smell and blacklight posters aren't a hint, I guess. Should I do anything?"
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
CyberPunk 2077 characters seem to be spending too much time in the pool (possibly NSFW)
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(PBS)
 
 
 
Live Open Access Science: Independent Scientists speak on vaccine safety and efficacy
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Men were inspired early on in the lockdown to do chores, help with childcare, and assist with domestic needs. That zest has expired
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Wed December 09, 2020
(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
Don Cherry continues to confirm why he was fired from the CBC
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I just learned my boyfriend is married and has a secret life that's been unknown to me. How can I get over this deception?"
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Mon December 07, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Retailers are able to track your every move and online history in exchange for coupons
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Thu December 03, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Given what we know about processed foods you really shouldn't spend much time looking under the hood (a cornmeal-dusted roll, split down the middle) of your McRib"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"You know what's so great about Star Trek: Discovery this season? It's become Voyager." Difficulty: the author appears to be serious
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Tue December 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Why does the U.S. take so long between the election and the presidential inauguration? We should just shove the loser out the White House door as we kick them in the arse
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
NASA trying to turn Orion off and on again
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Sun November 29, 2020
(WikiHow)
 
 
 
Dealing with stupid people on a regular basis will make you feel even more grateful for all of the calm, rational, and intelligent people that you know
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It's a Christmas miracle (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed November 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes compares Democrats to 'Weird Star Wars Freaks'. No word if his cow practices light-saber duels
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