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Sat June 25, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Solid cheese can be taken through airport security, but soft cheese is not allowed on planes. And what about subby's emotional support Brie?
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Wed June 22, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Uvalde City Council denies police chief's request to double down on being a coward
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Tue June 21, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"The proper technique involves 'painting' the full surface of the ball...using two fingertips. Then comes a very precise rubbing motion with the ball in between both hands to get...into the pores..." Not sure if baseball story or Deshaun Watson story
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Companies urged to use emotional intelligence when laying off employees virtually. This should prove challenging because your average HR monkey has neither
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Mon June 20, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Canada to ban single-use plastics, including Justin Bieber CDs
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
The City of Uvalde has hired a law firm to argue they don't have to release the police body cam footage on the grounds it might be "embarrassing" and "emotionally distressing"
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Tue June 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World's biggest loser keeps his record intact
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Mon June 13, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 60th birthday to Ally Sheedy, America's first mainstream Goth Girl
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
The Flash is running away from court process servers after being accused of "physically and emotionally abusing" a teen actor
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Fri June 10, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Corn passes through intact
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Wed June 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that his July trial is getting closer, Steve Bannon subpoenas damn near every Democrat in Congress. And their documents. And their documents' children. And their documents' children's children
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Every Will Ferrell movie ranked from worst to best. This list has me in a glass cage of emotion
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Mon June 06, 2022
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
I see your point
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Sun June 05, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
European Sunday Soccer starts @ 9:00 am ET on FS2/Streaming UEFA Nations League: San Marino-Malta, followed by Cyprus-N. Ireland and Czechia-Spain, and many more. On ESPN at Noon ET WC qualifying: Wales vs Ukraine. Emotions will run high here
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Sat June 04, 2022
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Scientists combine polar bears and lasers in the same experiment, setting in motion a timeline that will result in epic headlines a few years hence
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Saskatchewan member of parliament Cathay Wagantall asked to go take her unvaccinated wagon home
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Fri June 03, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Celebrate National Donut Day like a boss
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(NewsTimes)
 
 
 
This seems like a winning strategy, Alex
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Thu June 02, 2022
(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA may not get humans to deep space for a while but the visitor center opens its Deep Space Launch Complex this month
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Time crystals are 'impossible' but they still obey quantum physics because of course they do
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: old clothes with sticks up their butts. New avionic algorithmic goodness: scaredrones
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Piers Morgan show is a slow-motion trainwreck that's essentially designed to hold him up as a constant embarrassment to himself and the world. Seriously, we needed a Slatesplanation for that?
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LA decides that it doesn't really want those shipping containers to leave the Port of Long Beach
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer reflects on the actual, precise moment that he finally made it past the bluster, distracting Tweets, constant self-promotion, and general bullshiat and was finally able to see Elon Musk as the abject conman he actually is
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Thu May 26, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Jon Gruden may not have won that much as the coach of the Raiders, but he's now 2-0 in the courts against the NFL
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Sun May 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Gunfire causes commotion. A targeted shooting is police notion. Witnesses describe it as slow motion. With lots of emotion, there are five down in Goshen
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fark mascot's big balls don't get in the way of shenanigans
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Fri May 20, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
A federal judge has ruled that police do not have to release body cam footage of a police dog killing a man because it might piss off some people
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Putin is beginning to doubt his generals' commitment to Sparkle Motion
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Dan Orlovsky has found the end of his current role at ESPN, but will run through this new zone with his latest promotion
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Germany goes after Schroder for Russian business ties, anti masker rants at Costco
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
United States Army Officer promotion ceremony now includes 15 seconds of solemn 'motorboating'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prequel to Star Trek: The Motion Picture begins filming
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Wed May 18, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ain't nothing gonna happen but at least an attempt will be made as Arizona's Senate Ethics Committee will investigate state senator Wendy Rogers for posting Q inspired tirade about recent Buffalo terrorist shooting was a false-flag operation
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Patient gets charged $40 for crying at health clinic, needs to go back to just crying at home to heal her emotions
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
One-legged swimming robot get its inspiration from beavers. Nice
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Tue May 17, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
KFC Japan hires sexy actor, a KFC fan since childhood, to be the new Colonel Sanders for limited-time promotional campaign, and in costume he looks totally adorkable
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
We'd known about time dilation since before Einstein. But it wasn't until the 1970s that we confirmed it using actual clocks
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Sat May 14, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Mental Organism Designed Only for Kancellation
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Thu May 12, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Right about now, all those people who thought Bitcoin was the future are starting to question their faith in Sparkle Motion
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Sun May 08, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
What's that? We're coming up on a year since Gabby Petito was murdered? Well, hell. THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE, BOYS
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Fri May 06, 2022
(13 ABC Toledo)
 
 
 
Ohio Redistricting Commission approves gerrymandered maps for the fifth time after courts strike then down. BONUS: Maps are the exact same as the fourth map which had caused the courts to threaten to hold the commission in contempt
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stop using my own words to make me look bad
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Thu April 28, 2022
(WLWT)
 
 
 
School board member accidentally misspells link in social media post. Then things get worse and worse
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(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
It was 1986, and the city of Austin had to produce promotional videos because no one wanted to live there. Ah the good ol' days
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Federal judge denies motion by Elon Musk to terminate consent decree requiring a "Twitter Sitter" to vet his tweets. #buyersremorse
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are your normal minor league baseball promotions, then there's this: the beer bat. And yes, it's exactly what it sounds like
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans win lawsuit demanding that COVID restrictions stay in place
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
When is fandom insane: example #5,124. Celebrating the third anniversary of a movie release. Cue Shatner saying "Get A Life"
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Sat April 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
In a moment of enlightenment, Tennessee decides they shoudn't be prosecuting a woman for believing government officials
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(Ukrinform)
 
 
 
Everyone in the Russian Army just got a promotion
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Atheist Florida Man acting under Chapter 2022-21 petitions eight FL school districts to ban the Christian Bible from classrooms and libraries, citing age inappropriateness, social-emotional learning, mentions of bestiality and rape, and "wokeness"
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Joyful Forest Drive seemingly misnamed
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hillary trying to shut down Trump lawsuit. Lawsuit that was going to blow up in Trump's face during discovery. So Hillary is trying to protect Trump?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Defense attorney, please tell your client to STFU
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Defense attorney, please tell your client to STFU
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Four legs good, two legs bad, animated legs best
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Tue April 19, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
'Absolutely disgusting' that family was suckered out of thousands in an emotional support monkey scam. Should have gone for the trunk monkey
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Thu April 14, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuba Gooding Jr. says "SHOW ME THE PLEA DEAL"
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The wheels on the car go round and meow, round and meow, round and meow
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas District Attorney aborts the indictment against a Texas woman charged with murder for self-induced abortion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas District Attorney aborts the indictment against a Texas woman charged with murder for self-induced abortion
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Fri April 08, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alex Jones accused of hiding "jaw-dropping" amounts of money from Sandy Hook families
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The motion of the ocean owes a lot to fish farking. None of this is a metaphor
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Wang Chung, Shonen Knife, That Petrol Emotion, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #330. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
On today's "Weird or Cool From Japan": We're one step closer to Roujin Z
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Tue April 05, 2022
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
"I loved The Motion Picture. And for me, every film that followed was a disappointment"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump demands Judge in his "racketeering" suit against Hillary Clinton and the DNC recuse himself because he was appointed by Bill Clinton...25 years ago
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Director's Edition's Producer Talks Polishing Up a
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Mon April 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Well, hope it was worth it. Genius mob hitman escaped from custody one year shy of release after spending decades in prison only to be captured after not even seven full days on the lam
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
"This motion will almost certainly be denied, for the obvious reasons that it lacks any case law support and is seeking injunctive relief that the court would be unable to provide"
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Physics lesson of the day: When a squirrel is in motion it stays in motion
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(6park.news)
 
 
 
Meet Parks, the newest member of the child life team at Orlando Health Arnold Palmer Hospital for Children. He knows 40 commands and is trained to provide emotional support to patients and their families. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Inc)
 
 
 
Will Smith's apology lauded as a "master class in emotional intelligence." Subby calls it "knowing when to let your PR firm do the talking"
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(Wunderman Thompson)
 
 
 
Now we have "emotional diets" that include chocolate bars spiked with "I-theanine" and "content series" that include "relax hacks" like "yoga." Subby sprained his airquote fingers explaining "functional beverage company" so read at your own risk
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Sat March 26, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Lock him up
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Thu March 24, 2022
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Not News: Government workers can vote themselves a raise. News: They vote 12-1 against it. Fark: After already voting for it
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(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
COVID testing fraud reaches Illinois level of criminal embezzlement - CEO of state's biggest testing company is indicted for tax fraud and being sued by business associates for spending money on things like albino turtles for breeding
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The "Cars of Film and Television" exhibit is parked in a garage that looks like George Barris dropped some bad acid
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Wed March 23, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How to piss off a judge: call in sick to your deposition in a case against you, but then go ahead and host your radio show
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kremlin critic Alexey Navalny found guilty of fraud. Sentence: promotion to general and shipped to Ukraine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alex Jones gets his deposition in the Sandy Hook case delayed due to "medical conditions". I certainly hope it's nothing trivial
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Manipulating atomic motion could make metals stronger and bendier, eventually leading to the creation of an angry, beer-drinking robot
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Mon March 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kroger pancake mix now includes cable, perhaps an ill-fated Spectrum promotion?
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Free sounds good)
 
 
 
Subby's kiddo has T1 diabetes. That's bad. Subby's kiddo qualifies for a free lifetime pass to US National Parks. That's good. Doesn't make up for that first part, but it IS good. Anyone know of other freebies for people with "hidden" disabilities?
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Thu March 17, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Many animal species are assumed to have emotions, but do any of them have "feelings" as humans do? For that matter, can we even assume that ALL humans have "feelings"?
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Big E-xit from the hospital
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
At last: a story about how Earth moves through the Universe that's _more_ informative than the Monty Python song
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Clarence Thomas' wife's decades of atrocious behavior are finally catching up to her
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Sun March 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rust Armorer: Alec Baldwin did everything wrong. And I wasn't in the church when it happened. In fact, what is a "motion picture" anyways?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge to Durham: Stop inflating your court filings with meaningless bullshiat only intended to rile up the MAGAts
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Thu March 10, 2022
(The Root)
 
 
 
"I mean, yes, we chased him down and murdered him in cold blood, but it wasn't on public roads, so we're cool, right?"
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Wed March 09, 2022
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
To help deal with his emotions over his family's foster dog leaving, 6 year old Roman wrote letters to her future forever family telling them that "Maggie is the best dog you could ask for" & "loves cutelleyes & being loved". Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue March 08, 2022
(WIVB)
 
 
 
Getting caught stealing a car is bad enough, but when they've caught you eight times since New Year's Eve, maybe you need to find a different hobby
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
"Optimism may promote emotional well-being by limiting how often one experiences stressful situations." Well yeah, that's kind of how optimism works
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Thu March 03, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Quasi-literate Sæculars went to stores and bought prefabricated letters, machine-printed on heavy stock with nice pictures, and sent them to each other as emotional gestures, not at all like the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Just because I googled how to kill my kids doesn't mean I was the one hanged them
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Wed March 02, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How did a £230 unpaid debt in 1997 turn into an eviction from a £3 Million castle in 2022? Lawsuits. Many, many lawsuits
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