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headlines found matching 'mothers'
Mon March 20, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 King Charles marks first Mother's Day since Queen's death, causes a run on florists by confused Americans
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Thu March 16, 2023
(Twitch.tv)
 
  
 
 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. SVB Mothership Oscar Tofu edition
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Thu March 09, 2023
(Military Times)
 
  
 
 Pentagon chief says mothership in our solar system possible; Dr. Funkenstein hung up on the probes
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
  
 
 Joe Garrelli is returning to the mothership. Wait, his last name is Garrelli?
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Sun February 19, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Oh, the huge manatees
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Tue February 14, 2023
(Indy100)
 
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 Russian dissent is NSFW
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Mon February 13, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 His only regret is not firing everyone sooner. Also that he can only fire them once. And that the law prevents him from kicking their grandmothers down some stairs
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Sat February 11, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
  
 
 Putin driving thousands of pregnant Russian women to Argentina. That's a Lada madres
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Thu February 09, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Mothers who let adult sons live with them "pay a really huge cost"
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 Beware SpongeBob SquarePants and friends, there's a 'satanic' sea monster lurking about in the depths that 'has sex like a vampire' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Study finds black infants 16 times more likely than white ones to die of SUID, leaving subby flabbergasted at how early kids are learning UNIX permissions these days
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Tue January 17, 2023
(Science.org)
 
  
 
 Two condors don't have a father. Republicans expected to outlaw this soon
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Daily Boulder)
 
  
 
 Hello? Mrs Calloway? This is your son's school. You need to pick him up at the hospital today. Yeah, he couldn't handle our punishment. Thank you
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Sun January 08, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Tomorrow might be a really bad day to get sick in New York City
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Sun January 01, 2023
(CBC)
 
  
 
 These whales have been humping
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Tue December 20, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
  
 
 Today in cyber-dystopia: Facial recognition tech used by MegaCorp to ban all employees of enemy NationalLawFirm from all holdings of MegaCorp, including restaurants and Christmas shows
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Mon December 12, 2022
(CBS News)
 
  
 
 The Smothers Brothers are returning to continue their argument of who mother liked best and whether Nixon was a demon or the devil himself
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Move over kittehs, there's a new biscuit maker in town
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Fri December 09, 2022
(CP24 Toronto)
 
  
 
 It's been 10 years and the IKEA Monkey has aged better than IKEA furniture
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Philly Voice)
 
  
 
 Inspiration for the unicorn myth, extinct in the wild, continues to grow as a population
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