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Sun January 16, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man sues his mom over baseball cards, which must make things tense whenever she visits the basement to do laundry
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Sat January 15, 2022
(MPR News)
 
 
 
City suddenly realizes that there's money and corporate sponsorship in letting kids ride boards through parks and grind down railings
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Vivaldi CEO says "cryptocurrency is nothing more than a pyramid scheme". Also, water is nothing more than a liquid
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(Fox 13 Memphis)
 
 
 
This almost makes it worth getting stranded in Kentucky. Almost
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Suspect in deadly hit-and-run tells police he chose not to stop because "he had a lot of money on him and didn't want to answer questions." Which is not at all suspicious
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Because of rampant drive-offs, Gopher State gas stations dumping 'Minnesota Nice' in favor of California pre-pay rules; "it is money after all and we're losing it"
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Sportscasting)
 
 
 
All Larry Bird needed was a nice place to live, some beer, some coke, and something good to eat. Wait, back up there
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
King Perry of Ponzi headed to Penitentiary
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The Retirement Clause
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
San Francisco drivers can now get a text before getting towed. They'll still be ticketed of course, city still needs to make their money somehow
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Sorry Mr. Morningstar, idle hands ARE the Devil's playground
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Is it still a Home Owners Association if there aren't any homes left?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The 10 people you've probably never heard of and would hate intensely if you ever met them and the ridiculously huge amounts of money they earned from doing things you didn't think of first
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Jake Paul got scammed. "In other news, lol"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Marjorie Traitor Greene is just a walking, right wing talking point of ethics violations
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Questions women get asked that men don't to the left. Questions men get asked that women don't to the right
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Woman does something we've all wanted to do, but somehow she has the money to do it. Since this is cosplay it goes on the Fandom tab
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Nielsen Ratings lose audience share
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Thu January 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Priti Patel retaliates for all those rumors about the Tories being slushed with Russian Dark money, saying, well Labor and the Lib Dems shouldn't be taking all that money from ChiComms, so nana booboo
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(HITC)
 
 
 
There is just one episode of "The Expanse" left. S6E6 "Babylon's Ashes" starts streaming at 7 PM ET on Amazon Prime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Someone is tracking stock trades by US Congressmen. Here are the biggest moneymakers in 2021
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Another day, another bullshiat article from CNBC's Make It. This one is about a 22 year old claiming to be making $200,000 a year as a "technical presales engineer" in Tulsa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
El Salvador downgraded to El Adivino as bitcoin slumps
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Wed January 12, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Okay then, we are suing the Bronx tower owners for one billion dollars over the fire that killed 17 people
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
King of the Hill turns 25 today, with a list of the 5 best episodes. I DON'T KNOW YOU
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Forget the fact that he robbed a kids birthday party with a gun, what's up with his wrinkly head?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fetterman calls for Congress to stop using their position to make money on stocks, Congressional leadership continues not pretending that they have any other reason for wanting the job
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Employers that are conducting "Stay Interviews" in an attempt to keep employees from leaving seem to have forgotten that the best way to keep them from leaving in the first place is to pay them more money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wow, it almost sounds like crypto isn't a safe investment. Who woulda thunk it?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hubble telescope for sale. Pickup in orbit only
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
White Nationalists not welcome on MAGA free speech site. Rubes with the proper level of ignorance, but just not enough money to be worth fleecing
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Congratulations on your outstanding academic achievement. Here's your piglet
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Times: Unions are the backbone of the nation, advocating for the humble worker and...oh, the mic's off? Yeah, fark unions. Fark 'em hard. Our executives' homes in the Hamptons won't pay for themselves
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Big Money dipshiats recruit other Big Money dipshiats to help them prevent Biden from filling in a single pothole
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
America: Teacher shot while on the job. Everything wrong with America: While working his second job as a DoorDash driver
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cubans are standing in line for hours just to get bread. That must be some damn good bread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FedHead Powell testifies now that they've let cheap money inflation out of the burning barn and it's running free, flanks glistening in the warm winter sun, he's ready to turn all the fire hoses in the dept. on what's still standing
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Bank of America is slashing its overdraft fees from $35 per overdraft to only $10. So if you only overdraw by a dollar, your balance would be -$11 instead of -$36. Yay for having a lower negative balance
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you've already bought a house for cash, this news won't affect you. If you are in the market and haven't locked in a fixed rate mortgage, well, then you won't want to hear this news. Either way, you shouldn't click the link
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Sometimes crime does pay
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Climate change-attributed disasters cost the United States $145 billion in 2021. That money would pay for a lot of solar panels, wind farms, battery storage, and electric vehicles
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Newsom: California has a 45.7 billion dollar surplus. Also Newsom: Here's more money for cops to fight a rise in crime that doesn't exist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Monoclonal antibodies being studied to treat aging heart cells with misfolded TTN proteins, still no cure for misfolded fitted sheets
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(The Spectator UK)
 
 
 
Sam Leith argues that thousands dead is worth it for a new opera house or art exhibit. Also does not understand why rich people do philanthropy in the first place. Hint: it isn't to make the community better
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coalfinger's corruption is worse than TFG's: "'With [TFG] it was discretionary. You could choose to host an event at Mar-a-Lago or not.' In contrast, Manchin takes money from West Virginians when they pay their electric bills. They have no say in it"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Due to the rich getting even richer during the pandemic, Rolls Royce sold the largest number of cars in their 117-year history last year. Obvious and Asinine tags fight for scraps to see who gets this one
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Take-Two takes Zynga, already planning the FarmVille expansion of Red Dead Redemption 2
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: 'Hollywood Madam' Heidi Fleiss plans to leave Nevada after pet parrot shot
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
"Where to invest $500" says Motley Fool, with picture of what hundreds of dollars in fivers might look like in a back pocket. Maybe let's start with buying a wallet, hmm?
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Can you void a prenup if you learn your spouse makes more than you?
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Texas A&M boosters shelled out $25-$30 million in NIL money to get the #1 recruiting class this year. Still won't be able to beat Saban
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
PayPal wants to get into Bitcoin babies
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
That shiplap is load bearing. Don't move it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Because OF COURSE IT DID
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Sat January 08, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
US airlines try to save money by hiring pilots who can fly planes upside down
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
$lash reflect$ on how he reconciled with Axl Ro$e year$ after GN'R broke up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ricky Williams is in the running to win another Highsman
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Fri January 07, 2022
(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Philly closes rental assistance program not because it is no longer needed, but because they ran out of money
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Big deal. I know a human, elf, and dwarf that did this in less time while carrying weapons AND singing songs along the way
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
After Kazahkstan's internet was shut off to disrupt countrywide demonstrations over rising fuel prices, a full 18% of the world's fake electronic money "mining" operations went dark too, explaining who is using up all the country's electricity
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: "As much begging as I do, we can barely pay the bills". Court records: Infowars Online Store Made $165 million from September 2015 to December 2018
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Alex Jones: "As much begging as I do, we can barely pay the bills". Court records: Infowars Online Store Made $165 million from September 2015 to December 2018
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
2020: We're not going to respond to the census, we don't want the government tracking us 2022: The census undercounted our population by 10% and now we need money
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you suffer from "money avoidance," in which you're so stressed about your finances that you do everything possible to avoid dealing with them, including not checking your bank balance? Here's how you can cope with that. Step 1: Get more money
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(Insider)
 
 
 
"Once I realized an annual pass at Universal Studios cost less than one month of my office space's rent and was much more fun, there was no turning back"
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
"It's really sad that someone would use Jesus's name in vain, Christ's name in vain, and wish death on somebody. It was just a fancy way, a nice way of saying 'I'm going to pray that you die tonight.'"
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Thu January 06, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man disguised himself as a woman in armed robberies, police say, although how he was able to carry away his loot in an outfit with no pockets is unclear
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The people who'd made the system thus were jealous, not of money and not of power but of story. If their employees came home at day's end with interesting stories to tell, it meant that there'd be an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Office workers commuting to Manhattan five-days a week? What do you think this is? The 2010s?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it turns out that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon Bomber, hasn't made any required payments to his victims despite thousands of dollars being deposited into his accounts. You know, I'm starting to think this guy is kind of an asshole
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
So it turns out that Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon Bomber, hasn't made any required payments to his victims despite thousands of dollars being deposited into his accounts. You know, I'm starting to think this guy is kind of an asshole
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Wed January 05, 2022
(YouTube)
 
Boobies
 
Webcam spends all season waiting for tits to pop out, finally gets the money shot
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Latest TikTok challenge: Faking positive COVID tests. While dancing, presumably
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Latest TikTok challenge: Faking positive COVID tests. While dancing, presumably
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Harvard economist provides handy tips to having money. Tip 1: Start with money
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Ontario's latest lockdown means people like these two attractive women and Jonah Hill(?) are out of jobs - again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think fascism is bad now? Wait until all the tech bro anarcho-capitalists are radicalized by the collapse of crypto
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
After county removes illegal gate, Montana man continues to Cox-block public road crossing his land--with an excavator
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett isn't big on tech companies, but boy howdy has the money he sunk into some fruit company four years ago paid off
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Chalk me up on the big board Mr. C"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Chalk me up on the big board Mr. C"
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Tue January 04, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Possible idiot ball for the week: Facebook banning advertising for a children's book about Ronald Reagan, the actor? But what about his vice-president, Jerry Lewis?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Patriots: Why aren't you arresting the 1/6 insurrection ringleaders? Garland: How about I give a milquetoast speech instead
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
North Korea's Kim Jong-Il invented the burrito in 2011, your Tex-Mex Taco Bell argument is invalid
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(CNBC's Grow)
 
 
 
To celebrate the new year, it's time for CNBC passing off a FIRE ad as "journalism". In this ad, a 29-year-old claims to make $19,000 a month in passive income
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ron DeathSantis: "Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake"
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(Powerball)
 
 
 
So, what would you do with a half a billion dollars?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Money is fake
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
"Inside information" is coming out on the poop storm that is Evergrande
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
"Crypto to avoid like the plague in 2022." Couple of things; we're in a pandemic so avoiding things "like the plague" is probably a given, and two just avoid all crypto
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
How to tell everyone you suck at basic math and fun, without saying you suck at basic math and fun
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Sat January 01, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
You can own Eric Carr's drum set if you're prepared to KISS your money goodbye
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Apparently bored with T-shirt cannons and Nerf blasters, Philippine mayor celebrated Christmas by firing custom-made gold money gun at constituents
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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
The non-profit cat rescue in Holland known as Piper's Palace is working to raise money to build their own "palace" for kittens and cats in need of homes. They are also raising funds for some little wooden kitty shoes. Welcome to the first Caturday of 2022
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Fri December 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Motley Fool: Canadians should spend their pension money on hookers and blow
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
CSB: Forty-seven years ago Catfish Hunter became the first Free Agent. Even cooler CSB: Subby was a Batboy for the A's and played catch with Catfish the day his number was retired in Oakland
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You would think a bank would have enough money to pay people
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(Metro)
 
 
 
You would think a bank would have enough money to pay people
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Casino decides to eliminate the poker table middleman and just take high-roller's money from the safe in his room, claiming he checked out early
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Post your New Year's resolutions to your right. Amuse us
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Miami Heat's greatest superstar to return to the team this week
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(Houston Public Media)
 
 
 
Something good comes out of Texas
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Thu December 30, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
So we finally get to meet the guy whose political aspirations were destroyed because the God-Emperor Jeff Bezos needed more money for a "Lord of the Rings" prequel. "The Expanse"--S6E4 "Redoubt" is streaming now on Amazon Prime
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favour, happy New Year from Santander Bank
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Bank error in your favour, happy New Year from Santander Bank
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Say goodbye to the expanded child tax credit, which expires tomorrow despite the fact that it's lifted millions of children out of the direst poverty. But hey, Joe Manchin had concerns
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What exactly is the difference between "pandemic" and "endemic"? Pandemic is when your unemployed brother-in-law camps on your couch for months. Endemic is when he finally moves out but keeps randomly asking for money
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Owner of an unfinished mega-mansion facing a bankruptcy auction decides it's the perfect asset to back a new cryptocurrency
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Wed December 29, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dallas detectives searched a 25-year-old Chicago woman's suitcase at Dallas Love Field on Dec. 2 and seized more than $100,000 from the bag, but did not arrest her and haven't charged her with a crime. Fark: Put a snarky post on Facebook about it
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(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
Look at how tiny and pathetic Russia actually is
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New pinball machine will cost The Big Money, but if you can get Something for Nothing and are a Working Man, you can have a Ghost of a Chance to play. Guaranteed to make Time Stand Still. It's at that arcade in the Subdivisions with all The Trees
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(Slate)
 
 
 
OMG my fiancé is, like, wealthy and stuff but he's STILL making me pay my share of rent for the place we live together and it's not fair because I don't want to pay and why can't he acknowledge all my sacrifices?
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Nice shootin', Tex
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby would appreciate advice about how to get a job; he's (almost) fluent in C, among other languages, but has no qualifications, doesn't have the money to study, and has racked up over 100 rejections just for data entry jobs this year
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple is offering engineers real money to stay out of the Metaverse, purchase black turtlenecks
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Armed woman forces shoe store employees to load up her car during a robbery. The writers for the 'Sex and the City' reboot are trying too hard
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Mon December 27, 2021
(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Acura trademarks ADX, possibly for an upcoming GM-produced electric SUV. Unclear if there will be a Florence edition with concrete seating and 4-inch slit windows
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stocks hit new record highs on news the economy is shutting down and people are curbing spending. Also, rich people have nowhere else to stuff their money
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(Fox 6 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Third-grader makes bags of reindeer food to sell as fundraiser toward kindergarten student's leukemia treatments. "They're made out of oats, glitter, and sprinkles"
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Sun December 26, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Time to hang up the brooms. Olympic curling trials are cancelled due to Covid concerns
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The key to solving student loan debt crisis is to prevent it from happening again
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
You're invited to a Build a Bear birthday party where each kid would be making their own bear ... and then it got entitled
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Santa delivers for US retailers
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(Music Radar)
 
 
 
Brian Eno doesn't like NFT's. "If I had primarily wanted to make money I would have had a different career as a different kind of person. I probably wouldn't have chosen to be an artist. Now artists can become little capitalist assholes as well"
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Sat December 25, 2021
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Animal shelter allows puppy and kitten adoptions to be a surprise this holiday, with the extra fees for the pet delivery going to the shelter. All subby got as a kid was a goldfish
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas man convicted of "providing material support to terrorism" for giving money to a friend who wanted to join ISIS. Judge gave him 18 months, Prosecutors appealed pointing out he isn't white. TX Appeal court agrees, gives him 12 years instead
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Wed December 22, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
All I want for Christmas ... is Vieeeeews
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
That time a Finnish biker gang returned Peter Buck's stolen guitar
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Super genius with degrees in physics and math still has no idea how to use a check or money order
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Manchin may have decided not to vote for BBB because he claims one grandmother told him her "crackhead" daughter uses her childhood tax credits to buy drugs and this totally really happened and he isn't just pulling excuses from his arse
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Tue December 21, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New York City, where public employees get paid so badly, they have to borrow rent money from homeless people
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
He described stealing the money as the "hardest decision I've ever had to make in my life." Really? Because not stealing in front of a security camera seems like a no brainer
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(Independent)
 
 
 
No slight too old, no grievance too petty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Famed economist Jack Dorsey says Bitcoin will replace the dollar
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to send the bailiffs to a house for non-payment of debt, it's probably a good idea to check they're actually one of your customers before they're recorded entering the house by force & wandering around inside for 25 minutes
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dispatches from someone who ditched Amazon for a year and lived to tell about it
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Mon December 20, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Wondering how much to tip during the holidays? Here is a guide on how to show your gratitude to those who have provided services during the past year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Chiefs are outstanding in their fields
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(Forex News)
 
 
 
Three maps that help explain how farked western and central Europe are this winter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here's a Holiday Fact: Adjusted for inflation, Bob Cratchit made more money working for Scrooge than the average American minimum wage-earner does today
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember a few weeks ago when a plumber found nearly $600,000 stashed away in the walls of Joel Osteen's church? That's also the amount reported stolen from the church in 2014. Joel, you've got some 'splanin to do
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Manchin, publicly: "The BBB is too expensive." Manchin, privately: "The poors are too stupid and immoral to spend government money correctly"
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
UK Pantomime cancelled at last minute after several crew members test positive for Covid. News: some had tested positive earlier but the show could go on. Fark: More tested positive during performances and the audience were already in their seats
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(NPR)
 
 
 
We're here to borrow money from the government, buy housing, raise rent, evict people, and chew bubblegum. And we're all out of bubblegum
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Sun December 19, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Progressives and Republicans agree: Manchin should change parties
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to fix the Advent calendar
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Sat December 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This year's Grinch sighting is in Farmington, New Mexico, where he stole a van with $6,000 worth of toys earmarked for charity toy drives
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Old Man refuses to tour until Covid-19 is beaten
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
One hundred cats from Kentucky shelters are now awaiting adoption in Massachusetts; making room for animals displaced by the devastating tornadoes. Welcome to Caturday
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
There's always money in the banana stand. And the residuals
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Are you awake, honey? Blink once for yes. twice for no. Here, I'll help"
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Fri December 17, 2021
(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Ugly Sweater Day. Of course you are worthy, but are you willing to prove it?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Consumer Financial Protection Bureau: we're going to take a good hard look at the exploding "Buy now, pay later" industry just to make sure everything is on the up and up. Investors in Affirm: SELL Mortimer SELL
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Thu December 16, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
How bad is inflation? Even millionaires are having to wipe off their flop sweat with $100 bills
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Twelve million dollar fine against Phantom debt collectors for unfair collection practices has been partially suspended due to inability to pay
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(Federal Trade Commission)
 
 
 
Twelve million dollar fine against Phantom debt collectors for unfair collection practices has been partially suspended due to inability to pay
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's time for this month's edition of CNBC's 'Completely cherry-picked and unique set of circumstances allowed this Millennial to get rich quick so therefore everyone else can too' series
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(Fansided)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer's daughter on social media: "the enemy wants us to crumble & crawl into a hole. But I think you just released the kraken in me." Phil McKraken unavailable for comment
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Mouseketeers never say die
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Theranos grift updates, continues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For those who had money on Gym Jordan as sending texts to Mark Meadows, though not the one that said: "I'm sorry we failed," come claim your winnings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Bear takes a dump on crypto
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Yes, Walt Disney had a dark side, and it has nothing to do with taking your hard-earned money to this day
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother has a new job: Sleeping with married couples for money. Aside from the tax implications, do I need to report this unethical discovery?"
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Wed December 15, 2021
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Stingy former deep-sea treasure hunter still holding out on the whereabouts of his bounty after six years in jail. Feds say they won't let him out until he coughs up the 500 missing coins made from gold found in an historic shipwreck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One of the more insidious myths this year was that young people didn't want to work because they were getting by just fine on government aid. People had too much money, went the narrative. Only trouble is, the numbers don't back it up"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elon Musk outraged that solar panel users will have to pay a fee for infrastructure that they use
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Shutup and take my money- for the emperor
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(CNN)
 
 
 
1970s Britain is coming back, hopefully without the Thatcher ending
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Hide your little ones from this cantankerous Santa-hating Sicilian bishop that says Babbo Natale (Santa) is just a made up character who represents everything wrong with modern consumerism
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
If you've just robbed a bank, it is generally a good idea to try to get rid of the incriminating evidence -- the money -- as quickly as possible. But depositing it in that same bank's ATM on your way out the door? Probably a little too soon
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Tue December 14, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Perhaps he could purchase an extremely tiny violin (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Americans are not buying Christmas presents in order to pay for healthcare. Otherwise they might decrease the surplus population
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Too old for American Girl dolls, but still want to spend too much money on a sanitized fictional version of historical America? Say no more
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I totally do not understand why no one wants to work in the food industry
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I totally do not understand why no one wants to work in the food industry
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hot scoop from the Department of No Duh at No Shiat Sherlock University
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Papi announces split with Tiffany, moves in with Debbie Gibson
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Place bets on which member of Congress texted Mark Meadows on Jan 7th saying: "I'm Sorry Nothing Worked." My money is on Gosar or Jordan
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(Some Hoops Guy)
 
 
 
Lakers and Russell Westbrook not meshing well, so LA considers getting out of $91MM in guaranteed money via dumping him on another team. Alas, Cleveland doesn't want him, the 76ers don't want him, and the Rockets don't want him back
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Organizers in South Dakota apologizing for "The Magic Christian" scene. Promise to use a huge vat full of vile fluids, and play "Something In The Air" next time
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Democrats: "Hey, we can say our win on the Child Tax Credit." Coalfinger: "Hey, now, let's not get too hasty"
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Biden administration: restarting student loan payments, losing midterms, a priority
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Sure selling your farts to strangers in jars is kind of weird, but you can squeeze out a pretty good living doing it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise showed us the money 25 years ago. He had us at "Hello"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Here's what happens when someone in NJ wins some money on scratch-off lottery tickets
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Boy Scouts secure $800 million from Chubb to pay for former scoutmaster chubbs
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Mon December 13, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
NatWest customer discovers cunning new money-laundering technique - just take all your cash to the bank in trash bags and deposit it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Republicans find a way to extend the time before social security runs out of money
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man found guilty of torturing his wife's plastic surgeon with blowtorch, which is kind of a yelp review
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says buying things with Dogecoin is better than Bitcoin as he points around to all of the NOTHING one can buy with Dogecoin. Most countries would imprison a person for running a scam like this. Most
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says buying things with Dogecoin is better than Bitcoin as he points around to all of the NOTHING one can buy with Dogecoin. Most countries would imprison a person for running a scam like this. Most
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
NFT accidentally sells for too much
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Sun December 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
When Metallica started suckin...ahem...became "global superstars"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Just a couple of ranchin' cowpokes swapping some land for money and shiat. Move along lil dogie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
South Dakota's solution for lack of educational funding? Squid Games: Teachers Edition
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(Outline)
 
 
 
Help, I went on Fox News and suddenly I'm this horrible pariah
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some people in Alberta have much concern if you can buy booze at 7-11
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Sat December 11, 2021
(khak.com)
 
 
 
Clem hasn't had it easy, but despite his own challenges, he's actually been a help to others. He's made a big impact on his new family and he's even helping other animals at a local shelter with a chance to win them $25,000. Welcome to Caturday
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Make sure you move money out of your name and out of the banking institutions and be smart," says dumb guy who filed $40 million in false tax refunds and is now going to prison
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Make sure you move money out of your name and out of the banking institutions and be smart," says dumb guy who filed $40 million in false tax refunds and is now going to prison
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Fri December 10, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Conspicuous green and white lines raise red flags on DEA agent who's now heading to the grey motel
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
Nine of the ten unhappiest US states are red
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Thu December 09, 2021
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
'It may seem strange, but I'm from Alabama.' Surprisingly this story isn't what I expected either
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If birds aren't real how do you explain all the bird poop on my windshield?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just learned what a Juice WRLD is and now wants to know: when did Rap become Emo?
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(Fox 46 Charlotte)
 
 
 
High school booster club treasurer charged with boosting personal standard of living. With 'Would you trust this man with your money?' mugshot goodness
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(Slate)
 
 
 
And now for some good news about Americans and money. Tl;dr: If you give them enough government handouts and take away most of their spending opportunities, they actually start to build a savings. Just like rich people. Whoda thunk it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Why is my wife spending all our money?"
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Couple unhappy with Postal Service being slow to deliver... payment for the damage its truck caused to their car a year ago
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Wed December 08, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
Schumer nukes the filibuster. For one vote
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It was 1 year ago that Biden pledged to forgive $10,000 in student loan debt. Let's check in on how that's coming along. Er, hold on, I'm receiving a priority call on the Progressive Hotline. *takes call* On second thought, let's not check in on that
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(Texas)
 
 
 
A 300SL gullwing for the price of a Camry? Take my money
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Is Jack who he says he is? Who has the Rolex? Will Kingpin make his long-awaited return to the MCU? It's your Hawkeye episode 4 thread, streaming today on Disney+
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk, who became the richest man in the world because of U.S. taxpayer subsidies: "We need to end these subsidies. Biden needs to stop spending money"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Two irrelevant people try to stay relevant
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Removing carbon from a cow is now achievable
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Better.com? They should call it Worst.com. That's gold, Jerry, gold
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Tue December 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Plumber who found the hidden money at Joel Osteen's church to get the $20K reward. Now that's a Royal Flush
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
German man performing castrations on eight men lied about being medically trained. His only reference was getting someone unstuck from a chair with slightly spaced out planks
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Ford was about to make the glorious GN34, a svelte SHO-powered mid-engined Ferrari rival, but they used the money to make the Explorer instead. Fark: 'car guy' Bob Lutz pulled the trigger
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
It's time to vote for the Worst Boss of 2021. Tag is for the bosses
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
March Madness? pfffft. WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
American Airlines is getting more action in the boardroom than the cockpit
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Young, dumb, and full of doge
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Young, dumb, and full of doge
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Actor Michael Sheen becomes a non-profit, and not just because his movies are horrible
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If El Salvador's President keeps buying the "dip" in Bitcoin, we'll be deploying U.S. forces there to prevent an angry mob from ripping him to pieces in just a matter of months
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Should I be embarrassed to admit that I know people who would pay good money for a pair of these
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(Financial News London)
 
 
 
Today's "Oh well, anyway" UK crypto edition
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China tries to smooth investors' feathers as the handjob over Evergrande's potential $310bil default picks up urgency
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Spotify no longer has the horse in the hospital due to licensing dispute
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
BitMart crypto platform hack has just stolen 200 million dollars. But don't you worry, we've been assured crypto security is amazing and this sort of thing is super rare
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
BitMart crypto platform hack has just stolen 200 million dollars. But don't you worry, we've been assured crypto security is amazing and this sort of thing is super rare
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A James Bond theme, cover of Vogue, hosting SNL, and earning mountains of money in a year will tend to boost one's self-esteem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The military's designated hacking unit admits to taking offensive action against ransomware assholes
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Evergrande is likely Evergone come today
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Sun December 05, 2021
(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Maybe if we cut out the seven swans-a-swimming? (Yes, it's THAT article again)
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(Kelowna Daily Courier)
 
 
 
Atlantis gathers troops on Alberta-BC border. Ottawa funds resistance cells, begins propaganda campaign that puts the "Land" back in "Home and native land"
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Sat December 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ohio State's million dollar QB is leaving after 2 snaps, doesn't want to play for a basketball school
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Fri December 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old man yells at crypto cloud
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When I see the 5 o'clock news I don't wanna grow up. Comb their hair and shine their shoes I don't wanna grow up. Stay around in my old hometown I don't wanna put no money down, how the hell did I get here so soon, this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
A plumber found 'bags and bags of cash' stashed in a bathroom wall at Joel Osteen church... that's all
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Microsoft Edge now has some opinions if you try to switch to Chrome
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pharmacy Benefits Manager companies are making a shiat-ton of money, but no one seems to know where all those kickbacks are coming from
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Really stupid bug in digital currency trading platform Mono X's "smart contract" system allows hacker to steal $31 million in digital coins. Don't worry the company is going to try to identify the hacker and ask him pretty please to return the money
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(The Diplomat)
 
 
 
Rest of country: Y'know, it might not actually be in our best interests to deal with China. State legislatures: They got money, and we got our hand out under the table
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Families of people killed at Travis Scott's Crushapalooza Festival are turning down his offers to pay for funeral costs on news that they'll be getting a lot more money by just suing him
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
They've for darn sure got the analogy right
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two handbags stolen from a Cary, NC boutique store
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crime may in fact pay if you die before returning the money
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crime may in fact pay if you die before returning the money
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Sometimes life seems like a movie, but that doesn't mean you should accept money that says 'motion picture use' on it
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(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
South Carolina gun shop owner placed a replica Glock BB gun among real firearms in the store with the intent of pranking one of his employees. You don't need to be Alec Baldwin to guess what could possibly go wrong
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(National Today)
 
 
 
It's National Package Protection Day, urging you to be more mindful about your package. With more awareness raised, more packages prevented from being stolen, mis-delivered, or lost in transit. Financial loss due to package mishap can be shrunk
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Elon offers Tesla stans something hard to stick in their mouth and blow
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
$camvangelist Robin Bullock: Give me your money or God may cause your car to have a blow-out
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Despite getting fined for refusing to accept money, ice cream store continues refusing to accept money
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
Selling hand sanitizer to schools has been a good way to make money in recent years. The only catch is that it has to actually BE hand sanitizer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Dow falls 600 points after Fed chair Powell says he'll tighten the money spigot
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(Golf.com)
 
 
 
Ask pro golfer Bud Cauley what is the most he's ever lost in a Jack In The Box bag
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Imagine your haircut if your barber was arguing at the time. Now instead of a haircut, imagine freakin lasers
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fed Chairman Powell: "I'm going to take away the punch bowl after everyone has gotten blind drunk on free money. Let's see what happens." Market: Mom, we need a ride home
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Apparently there were still some Google workers out there who thought that little "don't be evil" slogan the company liked to throw around over a decade ago still had even the tiniest shred of meaning
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(WRDW Augusta)
 
 
 
Guess the number: S.C. woman awarded $ _________ after stepping on rusty nail at Walmart
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Filthy poors, America is busy protecting you from asteroids and stuff, so no welfare for you
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Money laundering, charging dead people for services, undisclosed fees, duplicate billing; Westpac (Australia) challenges Wells Fargo for the title of worst bank ever
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Feds say Houston man spent $1.6 million in COVID-19 relief fund money on cars, strip clubs. The rest he just wasted
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Maryland lawyer sentenced to 40 years in prison for not working on Wall St. while stealing from elderly woman
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Another Trump golf course appears to be using the presidential seal. Doing so may be illegal. Nothing will happen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LeBron James no-sold The Undertaker in 2016 even with the Deadman standing right at the Cavs locker room door. This is definitely going on LeBron's tombstone
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Three Reasons the stock market is not afraid of Omicron. I guess "Because the Fed keeps printing money" written three times is still valid
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Too bad Subby's mom didn't read this way back when. Although if no one threw out old toys, none of them would be worth money
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Americans profit from exploiting the Chinese to produce their pricey toys, then selling those toys to the Chinese. Somebody is bound to have a problem with this
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
QAnon goes into full meltdown when Kyle publicly trashes Lin Wood, Q, and the voting fraud scam. Hilarity ensues
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
QAnon goes into full meltdown when Kyle publicly trashes Lin Wood, Q, and the voting fraud scam. Hilarity ensues
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(Some Blockchain)
 
 
 
More crypto evidence we live in the stupidest timeline
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now that he's rich, biatch, Chappelle believes that money proves who is right vs. wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"I'm going to be saving lives and they're going to be lying"
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vegan anti-vaxxer finally sees the error of his ways
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
*taps forehead*
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
11 busted for illegal gambling and money laundering in gambling center Macau. What are the odds?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Sidney Powell accused of stealing $30 million from rubes who donated to the election audit, trying to take former Overstock CEO to bed. Just another day in the MAGA hellscape
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She did it for the Lutz
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dumbass news: Woman embezzles hundreds of thousands of dollars from employer. Fark: for online gambling. Wait for it: a gambling simulation app that pays NADA. Reason for the tag in the first place: she left her game run on autopilot
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Dumbass news: Woman embezzles hundreds of thousands of dollars from employer. Fark: for online gambling. Wait for it: a gambling simulation app that pays NADA. Reason for the tag in the first place: she left her game run on autopilot
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rio de Janeiro's Olympics chief sentenced to 30 years in prison for, well, pretty much being an Olympics chief
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Thu November 25, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
A fowl election
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
What's a hero?
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Over 70 giant Japanese corporations unite to launch bank-backed digital currency, refuse to name it the "kaiju"
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
Chasing deputies with pitchforks is no way to go through life, Craig
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Patch)
 
 
 
If you wanted a Chinese bong for Christmas, US Customs just disrupted the supply chain
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood Warms to (insert morally questionable source here)'s Money Again
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Tomorrow: shopping carts disappear worldwide
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Three years after breaking up with bitcoin, Stripe says it's ready to be hurt again
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Jackass ensconced in his ivory tower pokes Beijing's Dragon. Wonder who will last longer
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Their ideas don't have to be right or sensible or even coherent. They've got the money. And money doesn't talk it swears"
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Tue November 23, 2021
(CBS)
 
 
 
Subby's son got picked to be on Let's Make a Deal game show. He has two days to put together a costume. Need help please, LGT show site
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
"No they're not enforceable." - Texas city collects $2.2M from the goodness of its citizens' hearts
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
News: Tampa Bay Rays are about to give Wander Franco A-Rod money. Fark: He hasn't even played one full year in the bigs
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Surprised the Forty-Five cocktail doesn't include a huge mushroom
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money 18 years from now
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sinfield runs 101 miles in 24 hours, raising over £800,000 for charity. Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Grandmother leaves unfavorable review with Hotels.com follow-up email after checking in, so Baymont Inn manager calls 911 and demands cops evict her & granddaughter under cover of night. Since it's Georgia & you're reading this here
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Crypto idiots lost when a deal to buy the constitution fell through
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Crypto idiots lost when a deal to buy the constitution fell through
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bad: a "dark money" PAC raised more than $360 million last year without having to reveal who its donors are. Existential threat to democracy: which they've spent on funding coup plotters, white supremacists, and college endowments
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Chamber of Commerce: KHAAAAAANNNN
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Console yourself that the super-rich are just as miserable as they seem on Succession
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Aaaaaannnnnnd...here come the giant, flesh eating ulcers
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Man-up Thanksgiving with this miniature chainsaw carving knife. It'll look great next to the gravy fountain
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
And the Lord sayeth, 'Pimpin' ain't easy'
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Sun November 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Game theory working its magic as El Salvador is issuing bitcoin backed bonds to build city infrastructure
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Man, this yacht and plane shortage is really going to hurt tens, maybe twenties of people
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Man, this yacht and plane shortage is really going to hurt tens, maybe twenties of people
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Sat November 20, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
If you picked up some cash you found lying around on I-5 in Carlsbad in San Diego on Friday, the authorities would like you to know that you have 48 hours to return it or face criminal charges
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Man arrested for $4,000 dine and dash attempt in Vegas. This is why you always ask what the Market Price is before ordering
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tech Billionaire gives Wilt Chamberlain a run for his money
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(US News)
 
 
 
Step 1. Manipulate precious metals futures. Step 2. Pay a fine equivalent to 7% of the money you made. Step 3. Profit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Today's armored truck spilling money on the freeway story comes to you from San Diego
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Army Times)
 
 
 
US Army colonel reprimanded for shoplifting $45 pair of shoes from PX while deployed to Camp Arifjan, Kuwait. Because what happens while TDY doesn't always stay TDY
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Chris Hayes and Bernie Sanders agree on military spending
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
IRS seized $3.5-billion in cryptocurrency so far this year "where digital money has quickly become the dominant form of payment in criminal cases"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
IRS seized $3.5-billion in cryptocurrency so far this year "where digital money has quickly become the dominant form of payment in criminal cases"
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Grocery store chain offers employees chance to complain about low wages on daily basis
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Wheel of fortune fans flip out worse than the bubble boy over contestant's answer
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(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Texts from Rita Repulsa show she was pissed that she didn't get a speaking part at the Pre-putsch pep rally, since she'd raised all the money for it, but she was told, sorry, Trump had hand-picked the speaking line up, contradicting TFG's 1/7 claims
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Two-year-old girl fighting brain cancer loves riding on her family's golf cart. It is one of the few things that makes her happy. Fark cancer... and fark the person that stole the golf cart
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a place to host Thanksgiving this year, the best bang for your buck right now may just be Turkey
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Beto O'Rourke raised $2 million in 24 hours since announcing he was running for governor of Texas. Abbott meanwhile, has $55 million under the couch cushions, and can fleece the rubes for money anytime he needs it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What will Trump do without the Crazy Contingent?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Own a Vizio TV? You're the product
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Y'know, there used to be this thing called Layaway
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Wed November 17, 2021
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Congressman Gus Bilirakis (R-Etro) outraged, OUTRAGED three local drug dealers applied for, received SBA loans. Probably because he didn't think of it first