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headlines found matching 'money'
Thu June 21, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Rats break into Indian ATM and chew up 1m rupees. Someone really should have used the master sword to prevent this
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia has plans to dig a gutter along Qatar border, effectively turning it into an island
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook announces new subscription groups that charge members from $5 to access special content. Man, what kind of idiot came up with that idea? Also sign up for TotalFark
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump comes out and accuses Democrats of creating a "massive child smuggling industry"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp invites a Rolling Stone writer to his mansion for three days to tell his story. Let's see how that went
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Terrell Owens denies he is completely brainwashing his puppet Julio Jones
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley says her share of Elvis' $100M fortune is gone. Yup. My share is long gone too
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney decides that if it can't get all the money, it doesn't want any, cancels Star Wars spinoffs
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Warren Buffett bought a pinball machine for $25 in 1946 and started 'the best business I was ever in'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Worried you don't have enough money to go on that vacation you want to take? No problem, just get a loan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New money laundering bill would eliminate the legal requirement for companies to report on who owns them
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Cohen just hired a new lawyer that specializes in cases involving money laundering and fraud for some strange reason
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
"Well, the state gave us an additional $500,000 that we didn't ask for. Guess we better go ahead and spend it"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ronda Rousey suspended 30 days from WWE for beating people up way worse than she did during her last two UFC bouts
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Drug kingpin expects $40,000 in drug money in the mail but gets a McDonald's receipt from a Louisville cop who skimmed the 40k. Drug kingpin? I mean West Coast drug interdiction task force
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Sure, let's meet at a gas station for a $15,000 Rolex sale. What could possibly go wrong?
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Mon June 18, 2018
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
If bitcoin ever became a widely used form of money, it could crash the internet, cause cats and dogs to live together, mass hysteria, Dogecoin to become the world's reserve currency
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway hires Bain to help with sales slump. Maybe if the trains ran on time this wouldn't be needed
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Sun June 17, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The current defense has moved to "Of course we met with the Russians, but they asked for too much money for the dirt on Hillary"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently dying at your desk is not a retirement plan, at least according to the literalists at the Washington Post
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Chinese hotpot restaurant regrets month-long AYCE buffet promo, goes bankrupt after customers literally eat it out of business
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are lots of reasons people get a divorce. Cheating, money problems, salting your movie theater popcorn without permission
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's My Little Pony - the Hiatus, week one. So instead of the show it's Charity Livestream with Forest Rain and a bunch of musicians raising money for the Trevor Project at 6pm ET and the Vinceremos Therapeutic Riding Center at 8:30 pm ET
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham is "very disappointed" in Michael Steele for telling it like it is and saying Trump is running concentration camps
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
The unwritten rules of staying at a hotel include not letting your child run screaming down the hallways, don't leave your room naked, and don't tip the bellhop with a Starbucks gift card
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
California passes da dun... a $3.75 million bill that will give da dun... money to fund research that da dun dun dun... oh hell just eat them already
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Fri June 15, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
If you're a fan of pitchers failing to move the runner along on a sacrifice bunt, there's some bad news for you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hey everybody, Trump's in charge. Time to make money off of torturing crying children. Maybe we'll even whore some of them out. Yaaaaaay Jesus
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Thu June 14, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Hidden cameras were used to record car dealers badmouthing electric vehicles. It's as if they make the their money on oil changes, spark plug, coolant flushes, and other services that electric cars don't need
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why did the MiniDisc fail? I'm going to go out on a limb and say 'Sony hubris' combined with 'properitary format'
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Manafort: I never lobbied for the Yanukovich government in the US, only Europe so I didn;t have to register. Mueller: So this letter from you that begins Dear Vicktor, You won't believe the sucess we're having lobbying for you here in the US...?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tired of flinging fake news, Fox and Friends host gets sued for flinging an ax
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Proving how in-touch the rich are with the average person, Kevin O'Leary says you should have your mortgage and student loans paid off by the time you are 45. You know, because most people buy a house at age 15
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
In other news, scammers from Nigeria are still making lots of money off people
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article claims "wealth won't solve all your problems". Maybe, but it would certainly solve the 'being poor' problem
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
You can become a millionaire at this age by saving this much money each year starting at this age. See how easy that is?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Please stand for our new National Anthem: 'What's Up Bootlickers'"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Finally an article that everyone can relate to: What 8 people wish they knew before retiring in their 20s and 30s
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump trying to turn US into nation of narcissistic, ego-maniacal, money-grubbing citizens. Oh wait
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Bryce Harper leaves game after being poorly treated by his future employer
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Our government has been captured by powerful corporations who have used their money to rig our economy so it works for them..It's time to call this out for exactly what it is: corruption. That tax bill is evidence of corruption in Congress"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
White House to block Senate from blocking ZTE deal on the grounds that they really, really like bribe money
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Welcome to New York, that'll be $350 for a 10 minute taxi ride from JFK, ya dumb Brits
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Roseanne really feels bad about her behavior and that it's cost jobs and money for her costars. She may even forgo her part in future profits. Damn, she is definitely not a Republican. Ever meet a Republican who feels bad about anything, ever?
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Protip: Make sure the bank has cash on hand before trying to rob it
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫ Just a good ol' boy ♫ Never meanin' to fail ♫ Owes a bundle to his ex, but he's clearly bouncing checks ♫ So his ass is in jail ♫
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
♫ Just a good ol' boy ♫ Never meanin' to fail ♫ Owes a bundle to his ex, but he's clearly bouncing checks ♫ So his ass is in jail ♫
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Daniel Bryan finally have a good match because he's not facing Cass? Can we get a Becky Lynch, and now? What is a Money In the Bank summit? This is your Smackdown threat. Starting at 8 PM Eastern on USA
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Not news: Selling off your record collection. News: Selling off your record collection for charity. Fark: Moby selling off his record collection for charity
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I guess he didn't want to pay the toll
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How to make a killing in virtual real estate with money that's just as real
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After waiting more than two hours for his pizza that had been sent to the wrong address, man decides to pick it up himself, discovers there's a reason Domino's would prefer their customers use the app, which won't use the N-word, instead of meeting the employees who will
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
After waiting more than two hours for his pizza that had been sent to the wrong address, man decides to pick it up himself, discovers there's a reason Domino's would prefer their customers use the app, which won't use the N-word, instead of meeting the employees who will
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Man, I'll tell you, the day they passed out good luck, ol' Bo must've been fishing
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"So, you would like to rent this apartment? OK, I'll need first and last, proof of liability insurance, and a bank statement showing your last 30 transactions showing me what you spend your money on. Sound good?"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Having vanquished tyrant on the 38th parallel angry orange ape targets smarmy neighbour on the 49th
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A woman who taught special education for 45 years left the school $1 million for scholarships
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Florida man wanted to get rid of his tenants, ended up on Fark instead
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Will Nia and Rousey heel/face swap again? Are Bo and Axel due for a title run? Reigns and Jinder ZZzzzzzzzz. Raw starts at 8PM ET on USA
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The Nigerian Prince Scam, has been around for so long that it has become a cliche. But the reason that scammers keep doing the same thing is that they're making money at it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hacker goes to the trouble of destroying fake money
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
You can get paid good money to get the flu. Well, after you pay the $100k hospital bill, anyway
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Good news for Disney: Solo has now grossed more money than John Carter and The Lone Ranger
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Furious restaurant employee doesn't think her cunning plan all the way through after hiring a homeless man and staging a robbery to teach boss a lesson
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Can someone tell me in simple terms what the fark happened with President Trump at the G-7 meeting? Dumbass tag is for subby who is still lost about what happened
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Grantland)
 
 
 
Booze, drugs, gunshot wounds, punk rock and the story of the most popular T-shirt in Boston sports history
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(BBC)
 
 
 
8-year old boy becomes youngest person to climb 450 ft high Old Man of Hoy sea stack, raises money for cancer charity and makes his terminally ill mum proud. His brass balls will be enormous when they eventually drop
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(Some Chip Guy)
 
 
 
Top researchers decide to find the very best potato chip money can buy ... by taste-testing a grand total of three different brands. Wow ... that's some fine research there, failsearchers
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil planned for chicken that was the sole survivor of a slaughterhouse truck crash. Attendees will have the choice of dark or white meat
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists race to study what slugs hate
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It took Bill Gates-level money, but science has finally found a way for Canada to suck
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Money markets are seeing their biggest inflows in 5 years. Get ready to hold on to your butts
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Last week's news: Good guys Waymo buy American and buy green by ordering 62,000 Chrysler hybrids.... in this week's news, it turns out they get a $465 million tax credit for doing that
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Thu June 07, 2018
(HelenaIR.com)
 
 
 
Montana golfer runs back to clubhouse, demands her greens fee back after spotting grizzly bear on course. Grizzly bears on golf courses trifecta in play
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump allegedly upset he can't watch porn in the White House. America can be saved if someone can just explain incognito mode to him and how there is pornography online because he will disappear for months like Quagmire
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'I deliver to your house': pot dealers on why legalization won't kill the black market. Capitalism always finds away
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Electric vehicle foils would-be carjackers. No charge yet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you want to make more money at work, try wearing makeup. This is advice for women, apparently, but men could probably try it too; maybe your boss will notice you more if you wear some rouge or red lipstick
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Tue June 05, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twenty-one properties in Belgium were searched, with 13 people held on suspicion of match-fixing, corruption, money laundering and participation in organized criminal activities. Lower and mid-level tennis: serious business
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today in "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY": a Hot Wheels car to which you can attach a GoPro and take videos of all your wildest stunt tracks
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"I may be old, and had a stroke, but I'm not weak," says 67-year-old stroke victim who fought off a knife-wielding robber. "The guy standing at the door, I think I know who you are and you're mine"
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered how much money you need to be happy--somewhere between tree-fiddy and one meeeelion dollars
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Disney to lose $50mm on Solo, but hey, at least they made Lando pansexual, and who can put a price on that?
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Mon June 04, 2018
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Couple turning whiskey & vodka into deodorant so that you too can smell like a Fark administrator
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Private equity bosses took $200 million out of Toys R Us and crashed the company, lifetime employees got whopping $0 in severance pay. #winning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jesse Duplantis suddenly discovers the internet: says he's not asking followers to buy him a $54 million private jet. He just wants them to 'believe' the aircraft into existence
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
McDonald's plans to update stores to confront that living wage issue
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(Global Coin Report)
 
 
 
Does Dogecoin deserve to be a real cryptocurrency or should it stay as a joke? Such debate. Much jokes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We have to move my ageing parents from a large house to assisted living in a different state. Any advice on how to unload 4500 sf of furniture and get a little money for it? Estate sale? Do realtors deal with that kind of thing?
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Sun June 03, 2018
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Turns out, cutting drug offenders off from food doesn't have a rehabilitative effect. It just makes them commit more crimes so they can get food
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Customs officials steal family's entire life savings and after 90 days are still scrabbling for a bogus reason to keep the stolen money
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Drunken lunatic Steve Bannon promises Trump is going to shut down the government before the midterms
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's a Florida mystery. Someone keeps mailing these Florida people $8000 in cash and they want to put a stop to it
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Millennials who have made poor financial decisions regret their poor financial decisions
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
That looks like a 1913 nickel all right. But it's gonna take a while to sell and there's only like, what, five guys on the planet who'd ever buy it anyway. So I'll tell you what...I'll give you $500 cash for it
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Malaysia opens crowdfunding site to pay down national debt. No word on what benefits you get as a gold level backer
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti has a theory on why Trump won't tweet about him: "He knows that I'll hand him his ass"
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Judge denies class-action certification to Theranos investors, sadly NOT because anyone willing to give money to a college drop-out who dressed like Steve Jobs' stalker and promised impossible things pretty much deserves to go broke
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Subway customer whips out ruler and finds '6-inch sub' is actually just 4½ inches. She must be fun on dates
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Bill Browder found a way to hurt Putin's money laundering operations, and Putin is not happy about this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
HIgh school dean shoots student for not selling enough weed. Not saying he should have been shot, but an inability to sell weed at a high school is pretty pathetic
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Monster Cables has a plan to save its dying business, a cryptocoin called "Monster Money Tokens"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That 30-year-old bum has finally moved out of his parents' house, thanks to Alex Jones
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(Newsy)
 
 
 
India wants to sell its state-owned airline, so it put out a request for bidders. Rest of the world: "Sari, no"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Candidate for Virginia congress says Adolf Hitler a "white supremacist hero," and it only gets worse. Much worse
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Social Security: Dead? No problem - your check is in the mail
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Social Security: Dead? No problem - your check is in the mail
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Nigerian prince spamming you for money has nothing on this guy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chrysler may join Studebaker, Hudson, and Cord as soon as this Friday. And no, that's not a team of lawyers hoping to stop it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fight Club author Chuck Palahniuk nearly bankrupt after finding his accountant had been running Project Mayhem
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
New scam targets Catholics, by asking them to give money to . . . hey, waitaminute
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Survivors of the Parkland terror attack successfully lobbied Publix to not donate to NRA-supporting candidates. So, NRATV is accusing the Parkland survivors of committing extortion
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NRA: The vets love us. Vets: No, actually we don't
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Black Panther" stuntman covers rent money for family of fruit vendors beaten & robbed at gas station. Now if they can find an Infinity Gauntlet for the perps
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"For at least 40 years I have been doing battle with fast food clerks and restaurant waitresses over the difference between hamburgers and cheeseburgers because I do not like cheese on my hamburger"
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight from Raleigh, we've got a Joe vs a goat, an awesome pancake bar, and a ten cup. Join us tonight at 8pm ET on USA
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
MO governor Greitens finally resigned after a judge ordered him to reveal his money sources
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I agreed to help my boss out with a site he runs outside of work. Then I found out it his "side project" is translating hentai. What should I do?"
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun robbing a fast food restaurant is a good guy with a gun firing from outside the drive-thru window
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Tue May 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"For the social-media-savvy degenerate, there was no lapse"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Televangelist claims that Jebus wants people to buy him a new $54 million Dassault Falcon 7X business jet, because his three other jets aren't up to par
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Pissing your money away one a day at a time
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
MaineDOT warning signs have been giving helpful advice this weekend, like "A Cold Suppah Is Bettah Thana Hot Ticket" and "Spend Money on Lobstahs - Not Speeding Tickets"
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Sat May 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Nicole Wallace sighs and stops reading Trump's Tweets live on the air; "These are just lies"
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Fortnite made more money than Fort Knox in April
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(ABC 30 Fresno)
 
 
 
Ivanka will head to California to stump for Nunes. That's one hell of a bitter grapefruit
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(Vox)
 
 
 
John McCain takes the blame for the second-biggest mistake of the last twenty years
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Here is some advice from billionaires because your life is TOTALLY relatable
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Woman at checkout line cannot afford all of her groceries. A woman behind her offers to pay. Then it gets 'Murica
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Republican committee, raising money for the president's reelection campaign and the party's coffers, circulated a letter last week to wealthy Chinese businessmen offering a "one-on-one photo" and "handshake" with President Trump for $100,000
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California voters overwhelmingly consider bullet train a waste of money, but the people whose opinions matter are going to waste the money anyway
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(The Motley Fool)
 
 
 
List of the 10 worst states for social security income is chock full of advice for boosting your payouts, such as "Simply make more money before you retire" and "Get the hell out of Louisiana"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
County executive Rick Romero informs us that new Bills stadium would cost 'ridiculous amount of money'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You know what works better than e-cigarettes at getting smokers to quit? The almighty dollar
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Liquor and whores, liquor and whores, I spent your money on liquor and whores
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man charged with kidnapping after hiding in victim's back seat. Holy crap, that almost never works
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(Investopedia)
 
 
 
Imma' stop you there, subby accepted future ignoble death while working by 35. There are other options?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
On average, Millennial dog owners spend $1,285 a year on their best friends, while Millennial cat owners spend $915 a year on their evil masters
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
How bad were the expense-account abuses at Time Inc. back in the day? Pretty...pretty bad, as it turns out
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Bing)
 
 
 
On this day in 1980 Pac-Man was released. I got a pocket full of quarters and I'm headed to the arcade. I don't have a lot of money but I'm bringing everything I made. Did you have the fever?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
What if the David Dennison who paid off a porn star for an abortion is the same David Dennison who paid off a porn star for unprotected sex?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Researchers find that 20% of cryptocurrency offerings may be secretly fraudulent, while the other 80% are pretty open about it
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
When Kickstarts go bad
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, there's a shiatload of money being laundered through "lobbying" firms that sprung up seemingly overnight and they're all tied to Trump
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That time Paul Ryan got $24.6 million from one donor
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
3.85 Stormys spent on Hope Hicks
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently you can con a ton of money out of the super-rich just by pretending to be the grandson of the guy who invented Bakelite. I thought it was hard to become super-rich?
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Sat May 19, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Prince's legendary Yellow Cloud guitar sells for $225,000 at auction. That kind of money would buy a lot of pancakes
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In the fastest GoFundMe campaign ever, money was raised to pay a mariachi band to go play at Aaron Schlossberg
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(Oregon Live)
 
Boobies
 
Shut up and take my money
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Too rare"? Ha...subby prefers his steak chased through the kitchen with a warm knife. Take THAT, Ms. Food Critic
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Payment services company iZettle cancels its IPO, zettles for PayPal buyout
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Places you should not hide a bag of cocaine: #1 - in your mouth
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(SILive)
 
 
 
David Wright pinky swears he will be ready to play for the Mets next month. Now pitch hiding for the "sad" tag..... number 5, David Wright
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Booga Booga Booga The FED is going to steal all the moneys BOOOOGAAAA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former billionaire 'Catwoman' files for bankruptcy after blowing through her fortune, making bad plastic surgery decisions
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(PR Newswire)
 
 
 
Turns out that "we're banning your AdSense account, keeping your money, and our robots aren't going to say why" isn't that great a business model anyway
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Man lies to FBI about being kidnapped by motorcycle gang, just wanted to start a new life, gets his wish
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
You have just been terminated from the company you founded for sexual harassment, battery on an employee and drug use so it's time to give out money in your dog's name to rehabilitate your image
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Study finds traffic school is all about the money and speeding tickets usually go to safe drivers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Mueller has narrowed the scope of questions for an interview with Trump to what they know the answers to
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Employee framed for theft by Chipotle gets $8M verdict. Better check the money for listeria
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida's Channel 9 buys and forgives $1M worth of medical debt, helping 1,000 families in need. They still get the Florida tag, but the Hero tag is raising a glass in salute
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends & Trump play a game of telephone, with trolltastic consequences
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
News: suspect threatened man with 3-foot alligator during kidnapping. Fark: Ransom demand was $800
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Katie Ledecky shatters own world record in 1500 meter freestyle. Fark: By 5 seconds. Ultra Fark: She came in whopping 49 seconds ahead of second place finisher
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We are the 9.9% and we're pulling the ladder up behind us
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Wed May 16, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
"While the counterfeit bills appear to be $100 U.S. currency, they have Chinese writing on them that indicates 'Practice Voucher - Not for Circulation' on both sides." Hey, wait, that looks just like like my tattoo
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida 7-Eleven blasting opera music to ward off panhandlers. To be fair, it's reasonable to conclude that the handouts are over once the fat lady sings
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Golden Knights season ticket holders having trouble paying for unexpected playoff games: "I don't think anyone believed they were going to win more than 20 or 30 games"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Why early retirement is all it's cracked up to be, so long as you're "boondocking as much as possible on BLM land ... free government-owned wilderness"
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Trump filed his 2017 financial disclosure yesterday. Farkers may wish to invest $130,000 in popcorn futures
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So how much money do you need to be considered wealthy in America?
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Former congressman Farenthold reneges on his pledge to repay taxpayers for using our money to pay off his victims
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Fox News now settling lawsuits against their employees in bulk to save money
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks, bonds, gold prices all falling, all at the same time. Sounds like a good time to invest your money in ... mattresses
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
Mella hosts a princess party. Styles and Nakamura clash over the stipulation for their title match. New Day face the Bar to determine a singles match participant. Smackdown Live takes it to Cien 8pm EDT USA
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Large corporations are discovering that, upon reflection, maybe it WASN'T such a great idea to give money to a shady mob-connected "fixer" who was essentially selling his access to the President of the United States
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(Economist)
 
 
 
Marco Rubio (D) on why conservative policy needs rethinking
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hey Seattle: If you think Amazon makes so much money they really won't miss an extra $20 million or $30 million in taxes, keep in mind they also have enough money to relocate
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rockport loses its sole, files chapter 11
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Josh Brolin gives the most honest analysis of the movie rivalry between DC and Marvel
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(National Review)
 
 
 
China putting up $500 million for a theme park with Trump brand hotels and golf courses. But don't worry, none of the money goes to Donald. *wink* Honest
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Over the years, Toys-Я-Us bought up a bunch of sketchy domain names to protect their brand, and now they're available. "I'm sure they were laughing and drinking Red Bull and then just came up with every iteration they could"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NC senator choses novel way to celebrate National Teacher Appreciation Week - threaten them
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Two big banks just used blockchain consensually for the first time. Unlock that liquidity, baby
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Jinder be unhindered by Roman? Will Owens knock Seth on his crumpet. Will Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel have a spot of tea? Will Alexa, Bayley, or Mickie join the women's MITB? WWE Raw heads to jolly old England 8pm EDT USA
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
So there's a million dollars in cash somewhere in Minneapolis-St Paul International Airport
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
So there's a million dollars in cash somewhere in Minneapolis-St Paul International Airport
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(Hacked)
 
 
 
Bytecoin's prices just rose double digits. In other news, there is something called Bytecoin
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(Vice)
 
 
 
"As part of the divorce settlement, My client is demanding a share of her ex-husband's $1.4 million Bitcoin holdings...okay now it's $1 million...and now it's $500,000...okay, now she owes him money"
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Sun May 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Tag is about to explode as the woman who invented Mother's Day actually came to hate it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If we let everybody go, there'd be nobody in prison..." says country with one of the highest per capita incarceration rates in the world
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(Racked)
 
 
 
US capitalism in a microcosm
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Average American predicts retiring at age 66. They also predict learning a new language, playing a musical instrument and losing 50 pounds
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Fri May 11, 2018
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
New Mexico wants to charge a $50 fee for keeping bees; says the fee will go toward inspections. As in: "Let's see the bees." "Here they are." "Thank you. That will be $50, please"
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Today is the 112th birthday of Richard Overton, the oldest living World War II veteran and oldest living man in the U.S. His secret to a long life; Keep living, don't die, and stay off his lawn
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
This is what responsible government looks like: California has a $8.8 billion budget surplus and is topping off their reserve fund to the maximum level allowed by law
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys dress up as Spice Girls for cruise. My favorite is Scary Backstreet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mueller decides to take a crack at where all that unspent Inauguration money came from and where will it go. Hint: Trump Slush Fund and Pleasure Palace
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Thu May 10, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not news: Floyd Mayweather buys designer shoes. Fark: For his dog
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Mike Flynn took our money," claims (A) Russian ambassador Sergey Kislyak, (B) Turkish leader Recep Erdoğan, (C) Rapper Ice Cube. Wait... it's always C, right? So how can it be C? Ok, what the fark, people?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says those payments were to a different Michael Cohen. You wouldn't know him. He's from Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
White House's purveyor of falsehoods, lies and alt-truth denies that the White House has a crisis of credibility
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Since he just drew blood, the knives are now out for Avenatti
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian investor in revolutionary electric device that could magnetize rice has second thoughts after the dedicated 'scientists' kept cancelling experiments due to bad weather. His first thoughts were worth $200,000
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
MSNBC uses Trump audio to prove his involvement in the pay-to-play conspiracy
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Wed May 09, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Roger Stone says the special counsel is using "Gestapo tactics" but he'd be worried if Cohen really did take Russian billionaire money
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(Time)
 
 
 
Trump: Who is this Michael Cohen the media keeps talking about and why should I be aware of the money he's laundering for me?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
US Gov to ZTE: Stop selling to Iran and North Korea. ZTE: What are you going to do, ban me?
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'World of Warcraft's' virtual gold is seven times more valuable than Venezuela's real money. Trump to nominate Leeroy Jenkins for Treasury Secretary
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After a first meeting, Novartis realized that Cohen and his firm Essential Consultants LLC weren't so essential, but they kept paying him--and people keep saying that Trump's lawyer is dumb. How many companies are paying YOU money for nothing?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bookmakers refuse £100 bet that Earth is flat. "I am sure that I am right, but willing to be proven wrong, a bookmaker just needs to step up to the plate and take my bet, I would have thought they would like the easy money"
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(Medium)
 
 
 
In what I am sure is just a coincidence, Michael Cohen received $200,000 from AT&T just before grifter Trump's FCC pick Ajit Pai repealed net neutrality
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(Medium)
 
 
 
In what I am sure is just a coincidence, Michael Cohen received $200,000 from AT&T just before grifter Trump's FCC pick Ajit Pai repealed net neutrality
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
This might be hard to believe, but those "travel hacks" that promise unlimited low cost travel around the world could actually end up costing you
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Trump administration can't be concerned with the revelation Cohen took a payout from a rich Russian until they determine how the hell Avenatti found out about the payoff
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
That hush money paid through Essential Consulting to Stormy Daniels. Yeah, that might have been the least questionable payment to flow through Cohen's LLC. Story includes Russian oligarchs and, surprisingly, AT&T
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
The Bay Area is so expensive divorced parents can't afford to live separately
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The CEO of one of America's largest credit unions embezzled money for 5 years so he could buy millions of lottery tickets
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who is going to keep their head above water and continue to get that fat fat TV money? Will Swansea give us 2 Welsh teams next season? Will Mark Hughes find a way to not ruin a team? Kick off at 2:45 eastern
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Bitcoin millionaire Tyler Winklevoss teaches billionaire Bill Gates how to short Bitcoin. In other news, Tyler Winklevoss just declared bankruptcy
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
C'mon. You didn't REALLY believe that some no-name GOP fundraiser paid $1.6M hush money to a Playboy playmate to cover up her abortion--and then used Donald Trump's legal pseudonym on the papers, did you?
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Define 'master race': Greasy Adolf hipster has to beg his fellow white nationalists for money after his latest fundraising campaign cost more than it made. Again
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Agree or disagree: Gen-ed classes are a waste of college student's time and money
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Climate change is such an insidious hoax that no one wants to buy houses in a floodplain anymore
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani traced the rumors that are being spread about his client and found they come from inside his mouth
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Up until 2008, Trump was drowning in so much debt that American banks wouldn't touch him with a barge pole. Then suddenly he went on a $400 million, all cash, spending spree. So where did all the money come from?
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Orson Welles' last movie, which was finalized with Netflix money and scheduled to be released this spring, was not released due to Netflix's decision to withdraw from Cannes. Check back this fall
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Sun May 06, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mini superhero is determined to save the homeless in Alabama; one sandwich at a time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Giuliani: "Trump may have paid off somewhere between 9 and 11 women"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Giuliani: "Trump may have paid off somewhere between 9 and 11 women"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Weeks after making a pledge to not give money to firearms manufacturers, Bank of America decides to bail out Remington
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You're a super-fan of Star Trek. You invest hundreds of thousands of your own money into building exact replicas of The Original Series sets to make your own fan films. Who should you invite to take a tour of those sets?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Most absurd GoFundMe campaigns of all time. List includes helping to prove the world is flat, funding a 'spiritual journey' around the world to purchasing an actual human. Oh by the way, subby needs help to study the effects of Fark on your brain
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Most absurd GoFundMe campaigns of all time. List includes helping to prove the world is flat, funding a 'spiritual journey' around the world to purchasing an actual human. Oh by the way, subby needs help to study the effects of Fark on your brain
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things you should not put on pizza: Pineapple. Anchovies. Chocolate
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Woman named Paytsar Bkhchadzhyan hacks Paris Hilton, steals nude photos and $130k. Hopefully she used the stolen money to buy some vowels
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It now appears Trump's lawyer Mickey Cohen tapped various lines of credit during the 2016 campaign for a total of $774,000. Which, by my calculations, means there are potentially 4.95 other porn stars out there with a story to tell
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Sports team agrees to turn off bright lights on 1/4 of their newest stadium after neighbors complain, but the other three sides will be staying on all night because they have too much money and need to spend it any way they can
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
He left all his money to a stripper he'd known for a year. His family was not happy (with helpful pic of what a stripper might look like)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money - TV series based on "What We Do In The Shadows" to come to FX
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Yes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey sexy mama. Wanna kill all humans?
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Thu May 03, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
The latest revival coming on heels of Rosanne's success? Tim Allen's Last Man Standing, which was cancelled one year ago
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Customer accidentally tips her pin number and ends up paying over $7,000 for her lunch. Unfortunately for her, all sales are final
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Q: What happens to your debts when you die? A: Who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Q: What happens to your debts when you die? A: Who cares? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Australia offers AU$ 50 million in seed money to start space agency to compete with neighbors Italy & Switzerland
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Any lawyers care to explain what this means besides "buy shares in Orville Redenbacher"?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hospital: "So, you got an ice pack and a bandage. That's $5,751. Are you paying cash or with a check?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk thinks questions about why Tesla lost so much money last quarter are "boneheaded"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
No roll
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The Indiana police would like the public to return the cash from a truck that spilled thousands of dollars onto the highway
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Hire a new investor relations company on Tuesday, your stock soars 1000% on Wednesday. I'd say they're getting their money's worth
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Jim Beam created its own Alexa. Shut up and take my money
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple wants to buy your stocks back
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Extortion charges filed over Kevin Hart sex tape, though early reports claim it falls short of expectations
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Boston marathon gets to keep some of the prize money because three of the top 15 runners lack Y chromosomes
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Hi all...it's Doug (aka KB7RKY) here. Problem: I've been receiving A LOT of IRS Scam calls; 3 in the last three weeks alone, with the latest one received just a few hours ago. Help me, Moldy von Farkers...you're my only hope
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
90% correction? This is good for bitcoin
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Commerce Department says 5G is a priority for Trump who thinks someone is giving him a $5,000 kickback for something or other and since he really needs the money, would like them to keep them coming
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(ITV)
 
 
 
UK Retail super-merger between Sainsbury's and Asda (owned by Walmart). Let's check in with the CEO of Sainsbury's to see what he thinks of the deal
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Defending $50 mil they got from the Koch brothers Virginia's George Mason University claimed it was ok because they had "complete independence" from the Kochs in how to spend the money. By which, new docs show, they meant the Kochs got to hire and fire the faculty
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Art of Complaining: It is best to ignore the irony of telling a representative that "you don't know who you're dealing with" and then telling them your name, address and phone number
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
DNC officials tell Hillary Clinton they want their money back. Clinton spokesman says they've gotten more than their money's worth
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lighten up, Francis
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Mon April 30, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The Tax Cut is a bust and there is "there's no evidence whatsoever that the money's been massively poured back into the American worker" or will protect American jobs from being shipped overseas according to wild-eyed liberal Marco Rubio
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple plans to repatriate $285 billion in cash to US investors
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apple plans to repatriate $285 billion in cash to US investors
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
What to do when you have more money than you know what to do with? Simple, rent out all of Six Flags Magic Mountain for your boyfriend's birthday
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Sun April 29, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
Dear teenage boys: if an older man approaches and requests that you sneeze into a Kleenex for him and offers you $9, "Never take him up on the offer. If you feel uncomfortable, please go to the nearest police box and file a report"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
What you can learn on this edition of Offbeat Police Blotter: Police tend to notice if you are driving with a 100 pound boulder stuck under your car. Never show up at the prison drunk. Fishing spots are apparently worth fighting over. Good to know
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It must suck if you run a museum and find out that half of your paintings are fakes
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I'm not ashamed of wanting to be rich"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The Washington Post, owned by Jeff Bezos, runs an article on how to spend less money on Amazon Prime, also owned by Jeff Bezos
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Americans are hoarding more money in their checking accounts, as they take advantage of the mega 0.06% interest rate
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Fri April 27, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
February's sell-off spree had investors yanking the most in a decade
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Milo Yiannopoulos' business implodes after drug overdose related death of crypto-billionaire. You see, drugs aren't always a bad thing
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
It probably won't help Bill Cosby's appeal when his lawyers say every woman who testified Is a phony, lying slut out for money
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
I'm in. Let's do this
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
But Amazon, I thought you said you loved me. You offer all those things you know I want. You taunt me with shiny stuff. Oh how could you do this to me? I hate you. (Fine, take my money)
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
At the height of the California gold rush, the Mint pressed up to 300 $5 gold pieces and only three were known to exist today, until now
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In Texas, everything's bigger. Except in Boerne, where underachievers' 0.5k race will be held where beers are served at start & finish, with coffee, doughnut station at halfway point
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Alternate Cosby jurors get time with comfort dog. After O'Neill mentioned the dog, Cosby stood up at the defense table and made a comical, barking-like motion with his mouth
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox News blocks out Mulvaney's admission he sells access. Because of course they did
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(AP News)
 
 
 
That smell coming from the funeral home's garage? That ain't flowers
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(CBS New York)
 
 
 
Definitely the best beach to find free Halloween decorations, no bones about it
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
One-of-a-kind rare baseball card of Angels two-way star Shohei Ohtani is worth at least $60,000. Warn your mom when she cleans your room
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Wed April 25, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Barclays: Fark you, give us our money
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Perhaps the DNC wouldn't be so broke if it wasn't paying nearly $2m to Onward Together, Hillary's Super PAC
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly's ratings have gone from bad to seppuku
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Overstock creates an ICO so you can buy a frankencycle that will never exist. The Aristocryptos
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
TIL: Psudo-Anonymous Cryptocurrency (aka Bitcoin) is allowed to be used for Federal Election donations. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
TIL: Psudo-Anonymous Cryptocurrency (aka Bitcoin) is allowed to be used for Federal Election donations. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
WWE hosts 'Greatest Royal Rumble' event in Saudi Arabia, but there was just one small problem
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(MSN)
 
 
 
From riches to rags, here is how a number one draft pick in the NBA went from a $61 million fortune to owing $157,000
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(MSN)
 
 
 
From riches to rags, here is how a number one draft pick in the NBA went from a $61 million fortune to owing $157,000
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
If you give a Nazi $5k he'll happily endorse you. Sorry, I mean "pay a speaking fee to Trump friend Sebastian Gorka"
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Trenton girl uses lemonade stand to raise money, thank hospital for kind treatment of sister
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Prankster taunts the dynamite monkey by pushing it into a pond, receives instant karma
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bricklayers and Wharfingers make more money than teachers in San Francisco. Of course, nobody quite knows what a Wharfinger does
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A new dark money campaign in Kentucky tries to force Rand Paul to confirm Haspel as CIA head by claiming Paul is friendly to terrorists
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Step 1: Buy all the video cards. Step 2: ? Step 3: PROFIT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cal Thomas has actually read his bible
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
After the Parkland shooting, the NRA has been on the ropes, right? Just kidding, they set a new record for fundraising in a single month
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dear Moneyist: Before I married my wife 2 years ago, she had huge amounts of student loan debt. We paid everything off, helped by my salary being three times of hers. She just asked for a divorce, saying she was taking the house, my retirement
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Main reason many Americans remain poor? It's not spending money on "booze or women or movies." One in 4 jobs are low-wage occupations that don't pay enough to keep families above federal poverty line
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Supreme Court 2010: Sentencing a juvenile to life in prison without parole violates the 8th amendment. Supreme Court 2017: Sentencing a juvenile to 240 years in prison with his first parole eligibility when he's 112 years old? Yeah, that's totally fine
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity's reaction to story about his real estate shell companies reveals that he has something in common with Alanis Morissette
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Oh, Florida, don't ever change: "A Miami pimp's reaction to a Santa's Enchanted Forest employee not paying for sex with a 16-year-old led cops to him and a prison sentence for sex trafficking"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New online payment network built by the biggest banks works about as well as their websites, mobile apps do
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New online payment network built by the biggest banks works about as well as their websites, mobile apps do
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(The Week)
 
 
 
After years of getting money for nothing, Facebook finds itself in dire straits as it can't skate away from Congress due to its proliferation of an industrial disease
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Sun April 22, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Why work on developing cutting-edge technology when you can play video games where you shoot business reporters
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Money may not buy love, but it does buy time
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(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now"
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Sat April 21, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously, how come no one told me Disney was making a movie based on their horribly dated "Jungle Cruise" ride? How desperate do they think we are for entertain...wait, Dwayne Johnson is the star? Shut up and take my money
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Fri April 20, 2018
(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Man shot by LAPD identified as the Shaggy Bandit. Let's take off his mask to see who he really is
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Community Chest: BANK ERROR IN YOUR FAVOR ... COLLECT $35 BILLION
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(CNN)