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Wed July 18, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
When you watch Mission: Impossible in 4K and HDR, you can see all of the thetans that Tom Cruise has to have removed after every film shoot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred says that Trout needs to do a better job marketing himself. Also, people would prefer to have Pollock, anyway
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
DARPA creating mind-machine interface for military use; UN Commissioner Lal blabbering on about "private army of demons" or something
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Man dies of heart attack in Disney World wave pool, will be posthumously renamed Bob
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Mon July 16, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
In the first entry for: What did Trump give up to Putin? Iranian oil laundering permission
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rejected Lucky Charms mascot Ed Sheeran wins permission to erect anti-homeless railings outside his home
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh look, the Trump Campaign's digital arm (CamAnal) gave permission for Russians to go through their illegally obtained data on Americans
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mission Accomplished: Real wages are on track to fall 2% from last year by the November Election as a direct result of the Trump Tax Giveaway
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thai cave rescuer calmly and politely explains why Elon Musk's rescue idea wouldn't have worked. Okay, "politely" may be stretching it a bit
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Sat July 14, 2018
(All K-Pop)
 
 
 
To promote Mission Impossible movie in Asia, Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, and Simon Pegg may take their talents to top-rated Korean variety show 'Running Man', where it is hoped they'll take missions, insults, and silly games in stride
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Fri July 13, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Alternate title for Joss Whedon's upcoming HBO series: "Overcompensating for Sexual Harssment Allegations"
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Reviews for "Mission Impossible: Fallout" are in and it's being hailed as the best action movie since "Mad Max: Fury Road" and Henry Cavill's "CGI Justice League mustache was worth it"
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Wed July 11, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Commissioner thinks the dominance of the Golden State Warriors is not hurting the league but a better system for competitive balance can be made
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(NBC Chicago)
 
Woofday
 
This is not a repeat, thanks to the good folks at JetBlue. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Order up a case of sour grapes for Elon Musk, who was upset his generous offer of a mini submarine to help with the Thai rescue effort was seen as unpractical
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
Meet the "freak of the deep" and then learn about the secret history of the Juno Mission on the Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Simon Pegg admits he took one of Scotty's character attributes a little too seriously
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fred Rogers was a real life Superhero
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Tue July 03, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Granted a 3rd party permission to read your Gmail? Don't be surprised when they read your Gmail
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Firework sales are booming. In related story, Fark braces for rash of 'Fail,' 'Dumbass,' and 'Florida' submissions
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Private Japanese rocket looks like it was knocked up in someone's backyard, flies about as well as if it was knocked up in someone's backyard
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Sun July 01, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
At Finsbury Park, the biggest lines for the bar and bathrooms were during the Liam Gallagher and Queens of the Stone Age sets as it was basically paid intermission
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Due to terrified escapees, animal shelters routinely report an increase in the number of admissions around the July 4th holiday. Here's how to protect your precious fur kids
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Sat June 30, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
When even cops think you've gone too far, you've probably f*cked up
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Newsy)
 
 
 
Judge orders Trump's voter fraud commission to turn over documents to Maine Secretary of State Matt Dunlap for some reason
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If they mean giving our enemies everything they want for nothing in return, I think we can all say Mission Accomplished, November 8, 2016
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
DeLand commissioner accused of breaking DeLaw, trafficking DeDrugs
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ocean spray on Saturn's moon contains the ingredients for life. What can't cranberries do?
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Gary Bettman's quarter-century tenure as NHL commissioner has coincided with a growth in annual league revenues of some $3.5 billion, so all hockey fans love and respect him
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(Fark)
 
 
 
There's just a few weeks left for submissions for Everybody Panic: The 2018 Fark Fiction Anthology, so if you've been holding off sending in that masterpiece, well . . . don't hold off? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, holding on edition
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
DM says you're gonna die, roll a D8
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Fri June 22, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
EPA commissions challenge coins to commemorate its great responses to the 2017 hurricanes, including Puerto Rico
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News media outlet that makes up phony headlines ran stories by Trump lawyer Cohen for approval. Good thing he's out of the way or this submission would have no chance of getting greenlit
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Wed June 20, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
After years of labour, Welsh Language Commissioner publishes properly spelled list of over 3,000 Welsh place names, leading citizens to ask Y so many
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
That new Jurassic World movie has a lot of dinosaurs. So many, that they had to omit the majestic Lickalotapuss
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Tue June 19, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is digging in and doubling down on caging kids and tearing them apart from their families. Also, the U.S. is pulling out of the UN Human Rights Commission, because fark you. That's why. It's a shiatshow. Drink up. It's your MSNBC thread @ 8pm ET
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Avengers: Infinity War fan calls out a major plot hole. Thanos is just a big liar
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
NASA's next flagship mission will be a crushing disappointment for astrophysics. When they say, "go big or go home," you're not supposed to pick "go home"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach, head of Trump's voter fraud commission, has his Kansas voter-restriction law ruled unconstitutional and is ordered to take remedial law classes
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Extreme Venus Weather may cause the length of its day to change, is also the name of my porn-jazz-themed Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band
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Sun June 17, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's not so much that the cheerleaders were vastly underpaid, which is quite obvious. No, the real news item in this story is that guy inside the mascot suit for the Cowboys makes 65,000 a year plus commission
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are lots of reasons people get a divorce. Cheating, money problems, salting your movie theater popcorn without permission
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
China plans mission to the dark side of the moon not knowing there's is no dark side of the moon really, matter off fact it's all dark
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Wed June 13, 2018
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Avasarala curses. Amos grunts. Naomi chases the Rocinante. Peaches plots. Bobbi gets unsettling orders. Alex complains. Holden and Miller finally have their talk...It's this week's episode of 'The Expanse' @ 9 PM ET
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(The Planetary Society)
 
 
 
NASA has a spacecraft in an asteroid field and they are going closer to one of the bigger rocks. Never tell them the odds
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones' season 8 scripts self-destruct immediately after being used by actors, much like George RR Martin's drafts of final book
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neil Armstrong gave woman a vial of dust from the lunar mission soundstage. Space dust trifecta in play
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Mon June 11, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Take that haters. The summit with Kim is going so well, Trump plans to leave early. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED GREATLY AGAIN
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Sat June 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
ACLU: Here's a report proving that over half the charter schools in Arizona are violating state and federal law in their admissions. AZ Charter School "Oversight" Board: Gosh that's terrible, we really should look into that shouldn't we?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"We at PotCoin definitely believe that Dennis Rodman deserves the Nobel Peace Prize jointly with President Trump and the Marshal Kim Jong Un." Time to put down the crypto-bong, dude
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists recover lost NASA tapes from the monumental Apollo space missions, solve decades old mystery of why moon's surface temperature spiked by one to two degrees Celsius (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Fulton County, which includes the city of Atlanta, is moving to decriminalize marijuana in unincorporated areas, in a vote by the county commission. It's largely symbolic since most of the huge county is incorporated
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Tue June 05, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos says that the Trump administration's school safety commission will not look into the role of guns in school violence
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Oliver Luck hired as Commissioner and CEO of the doomed before it starts XFL reboot
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The remains of the Titanic were actually discovered in 1985 during a secret Cold War mission to locate two sunken subs
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Fri June 01, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
NHL commissioner, execs: "Quebec City faces challenges in NHL expansion." Québécois: "Tenez ma bière"
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Don Cherry pulled NHL commissioner Gary Bettman onto the "Coach's Corner" set during last night's Stanley Cup Finals game and harrangued him about a Quebec City expansion franchise on live TV. It was as gloriously awkward as it sounds
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NRA: The vets love us. Vets: No, actually we don't
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Mon May 28, 2018
(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
71-year-old woman reaches milestone of doing a headstand in all 50 states. Goals, people
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Because you need to see what hot, sweaty men climbing a lard-smothered 21-foot obelisk at the United States Naval Academy actually looks like
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
We can cut greenhouse gas emissions by 99% just by feeding cows seaweed. However, the real trick is getting them to wade into the ocean
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Fri May 25, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The two most significant college admissions criteria mean almost nothing now
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Now's the time to reboot the much beloved classic sitcom "Kevin Can Wait"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If there was no formal vote, what did Mark Davis and Jed York abstain from? And why did commissioner Roger Goodell say there was a "unanimous" vote?
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(CBS DC)
 
 
 
According to the linked story, these days only 18% of Americans know how to drive a car with a manual transmission. Do we think the percentage is higher or lower for Farkers? Can you drive a stick shift? And do you still own/drive any car with one?
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
NASA's InSight mission to Mars has cubes for companionship, a new Pale Blue Dot photo to show
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(CNN)
 
 
 
German city bans older diesel cars. And by "older", they mean from before VW admitted to faking emissions tests
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Mon May 21, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
China: ♫ ♬ And I'll see you on the dark side of the mooooooooon ♫ ♬
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox News' Maria Baritomo: DOJ, FBI, IRS, CIA "were all involved in trying to take down Donald Trump" No word on whether the Reverse Vampires, the Trilateral Commission, or Steve Gutenberg were also in on it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jodie Foster says Hollywood has an issue with female directors
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Tue May 15, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa gives scientists new hope for finding signs of alien life with new NASA mission
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Mon May 14, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules that if you don't give permission, your lawyer can't tell the jury you're guilty. Because somehow this was not already a rule
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hawaii police find lots of guns and 800 rounds of ammo in hotel room, but let the guy go because he claimed he's a federal agent hunting terrorists
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Thu May 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It is better to ask for forgiveness than for permission. Unless you build your house 30 inches too tall and the town council says, "Fark you, tear it down." Then you should have asked for permission first
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus rockets to the head of admission the line for the 27 Club, as she tells friends that the night before the Met gala she passed out from heavy drinking and woke up in a pool of her own vomit
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Tue May 08, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Woman's 'runny nose' turns out to be brain fluid leak. No word how many submissions she greenlit
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Sun May 06, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Mini superhero is determined to save the homeless in Alabama; one sandwich at a time
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Uhura may no longer be receiving clear transmissions
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Tue May 01, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
New scan of Indian Ocean floor finds no sign of MH370, Clinton's e-mails
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump 3 months ago: America is going to send a manned mission back to the moon very soon. Trump's new top guy at NASA: effective at the end of this month all work on the new lunar rover is to cease completely
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
During a newspaper strike in 1978, several NY Times photographers took photos of average New Yorkers enjoying the parks as a project with the city parks commissioner. Those pictures were then packed away and not seen again - until now
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"It's self-evident Kanye West has the same mission as InfoWars," says a visibly aroused Alex Jones
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Fox News blocks out Mulvaney's admission he sells access. Because of course they did
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Mr. Deals has the best deals in town. How does Mr. Deals bring you the greatest deals for miles around? Two words: "stolen merchandise." Also 10 million Fark submissions achievement unlocked
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
President Trump's female doppelganger has finally been found. Ummmm... thanks, internet
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Reds owner: We can still be competitive. Subby: My next 20 submissions will be greenlit, right after my threesome with Margot Robbie and time-traveling 1948 Ava Gardner
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Tue April 24, 2018
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis commissioned a 1962 family portrait with big eyes, clown suits, and... I'm sorry, could you please stop manspreading like that Jerry? Please?
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC's top lawyer defends the attendance of the Commissions's Republicans at the CONSERVATIVE Political Action Conference (CPAC) because he deems the Republican-only event devoted to promoting Republican policy, to be "nonpartisan"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
The Toronto Transit Commission has issued a warning against accordion players playing the song Despacito. Despacito. Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito Deja que te diga ... DAMMIT. BAN THEM NOW
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(WTKR)
 
 
 
71-year-old Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a married couple living with him to be able to have sex with the wife, and the story only gets more Florida from there
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ArabNews)
 
 
 
"Letting women drive cars" is apparently enough to get you a seat on UN commission on women's rights
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Let's consider the Frankly sUbtle art of sneaking a Certain expletive into a pg-13 movie, and the impossibility of slipping one into a farK submission
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
If you are the one who's been spray-painting tortoises, the Florida Wildlife Commission would like a word
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New NSFW Deadpool 2 trailer introduces X-Force team including....Peter?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Your complete guide to high-quality, affordable Japanese Whisky to the left, whines and omissions to the right
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump on Syria strike: Mission Accomplished. Israeli intelligence: Yeah, the strikes didn't hit much of anything and they were a total failure
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Mon April 16, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
"Supergirl" returns from winter hiatus, where Mon-El ponders revealing to Kara the secret of the Legion's ability for plentiful dairy production in the future. 8 PM ET, on the CW
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(Salon)
 
 
 
New NASA satellite is our best chance to find Earth 2, although I think Netflix is carrying it so really, no fancy satellite needed
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Fri April 13, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Nope, none there, none here either.. are there any in your pockets? Anyone check the seat cushions? L'il help guys?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An analysis by the National Parks Conservation Association showed that 98 percent of 110,000 public comments opposed the dramatic increase." Zinke's plan to drastically increase the admission price to a handful of National Parks fails spectacularly
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Harvard calls BS on the DOJ's sudden interest in an admissions discrimination suit filed against them, since the DOJ hasn't acted for 2 years and their Motion to Intervene is essentially copypasta from an anti-affirmative action group's letter
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Scott Pruitt's big day at Disneyland." No word if he increased emissions from Space Mountain
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
European Commission raids British headquarters of Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox
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Mon April 09, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Yeah, about that spy satellite which "fell to Earth" after a faulty SpaceX launch
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Sat April 07, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
How to shift an 18-speed truck transmission. Because being a trucker is a lot more than just pushing the gas pedal
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Fri April 06, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
PSA: No matter what you drive or what transmission type you have, use your parking brake
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Haaretz)
 
 
 
Trump: We're pulling out of Syria because Putin wants it...I mean, bad. Scary. Mission Accomplished. Pentagon: Hey guys, check out these biatchin' new FOBs we just built in Syria. Can't wait to spend more time in them
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(Federal News Radio)
 
 
 
FEMA announces new mission statement: "Sorry, can't help you"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
A pro-Russian President flees the country, followed by the rise of a far-right National Militia that intimidates politicians, attacks 'immoral' businesses and demands an ethnically pure government. Good thing it can't happen here
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Because who really wants to know anyway what the Federal Election Commission would say about Donald Trump's sex life?
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Wed March 28, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Todays news from Canada: Mom breastfeeds baby in locker room during hockey intermission
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how soccer fans are behaving in Russia ahead of the World Cup this summer. Yup....pretty much what I expected
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah's liquor control commission debates alcohol and axe throwing. "People actually do this, huh?"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Space-X rocket created huge hole in the ionosphere. Still awesome in the Elonosphere
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Houston, we have a birthday"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
OK, his steam-powered rocket worked, but I don't think he saw the edge of the "flat" Earth
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mormon Bishop accused of misusing missionary position
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Thu March 22, 2018
(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Bill Murray auditions for the next "Captain Obvious" commercial
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Wed March 21, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What the fridge? NH Lottery Commission replaces "Luck Yeah" ad campaign because the original phrase sounded like profanity. Shut the front door. Get the fudge out. God bless America
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Orkian sexual humor on set. Playful or pervy? "It was the '70s." Tag is for the decade. Shazbot
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