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Wed July 18, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
DARPA and the Pentagon are *not* working on any secret mind control weapons. Totally Fake News. I mean you're not even reading this on the internets. You're thought you heard about from someone whose cousin said they saw it from a neighbor in Canada
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do they make video games about steaks?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Facebook memories thing just brought up a years old fight between my wife and sister. What is the worst thing it ever reminded you of?
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(NextGov)
 
 
 
DARPA creating mind-machine interface for military use; UN Commissioner Lal blabbering on about "private army of demons" or something
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You're not gonna believe this, but Trump still has to remind himself to say "NO COLUSION (sic)"
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(Heroic Hollywood)
 
 
 
Batwoman is getting her own TV series on The CW because the other 5 DC Comics shows on there weren't enough already
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
A Charlemagne rubber duck. Therefore, your argument is invalid
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Mon July 16, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
'Art of the Deal' co-author says Trump is losing his mind. Losing?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What's that? A sitting US Senator who believes that Putin has blackmail material on Trump? And it's a Democrat? Well I'm sure he will be doing something about that any moment now
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"Like, ohmygod, I joined Food Fighters onstage to sing one of them Grease songs"
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Sat July 14, 2018
(CBR)
 
 
 
Former Marvel-guru-turned- DC-mastermind Brian Michael Bendis has ruined Clark Kent's life faster than a locomotive
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Now would be the perfect time for Hannity to revisit the Seth Rich conspiracy
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Fri July 13, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The tax cuts are working, federal deficit drops by 16.1%- Oh wait a minute you mean the deficits went up over 16%- never mind
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Donald Trump tells Theresa May that US-UK relations remind him of his childhood education
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
How can Trump offend the Queen? Let us count the ways
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Wed July 11, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Good news high school basketball players, you may be able to jump into the NBA right away soon
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Artist behind mural welcoming LeBron to L.A. gets sick of Lakers fans tagging it with angry graffiti, so he turns it into a depiction of inside LaVar Ball's mind
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Explanation for Florida found
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Tue July 10, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
After Kim Kardashian laments that there's 'literally nothing on TV that I like,' she's reminded she's on TV
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
EU President Tusk reminds Donald Trump that Europe is a better ally to U.S. than Russia will ever be. Sure, that may be. But does Europe have a pee tape?
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
$200K Lamborghini Huracan goes up in flames at gas station after minivan next to it pulls away with nozzle still attached
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The BBC's highly respected Panorama news programme is running an episode on Trump the sexual predator tonight. Keep in mind, the UK has much stricter libel laws than the US
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Seeing yourself as Einstein may change the way you think, relatively speaking
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Evidence suggests wearing a tie to work may limit a person's thinking skills. Well, that would certainly explain a lot
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
In a display of gritty tenacity against certain oblivion, a dirty snow pile is managing to hang on in the shelter of a Wisconsin parking structure
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Giuliani: "Trump will never sit down with Mueller for an interview unless Mueller has evidence of a crime committed." Uh, Mueller, mind crossing that line? You know, for America?
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article on how to better retain what you read. That reminds me of something I saw somewhere about remembering content of books like...wait...what am I submitting here again?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"After all I did for him, he won't even give me a stupid pardon. People suck"
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
White House: Hey, nobody's gonna mind if we hire a former Fox News producer who ignored and enabled ongoing sexual harassment during his time with the network as our new Deputy Communications Director, right?
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Wed July 04, 2018
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
Animal Rights activists plan to disrupt a free July 4th block party in Oakland. This will surely win over those stubborn hearts and minds once and for all
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Oxford study reveals that psychiatrists, nail artists, aromatherapists, and door-to-door cosmetics salespeople need not worry about AI robots taking their jobs over the next 20 years. Roboticists expected to take this as a challenge
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Because we need reminders the UK is as farked up as the US, Brexiteers may collapse the government by week's end if they don't get their way (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon July 02, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with the accommodations on your cruise? You can always switch to another ship if you don't mind floating around in the ocean for a day or so
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(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
FL police would like to remind people, as they must do every year, to NOT celebrate the 4th of July by firing their guns in the air
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Confused about what Trump's Space Force would actually be? No worries, let some of his supporters explain it to you. Pew pew pew
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
According to NPR, 2018 is the anus of women, or something
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In a dystopian future, facial recognition cameras will monitor each school student and "score" their moods, their attentiveness to lessons, and behavior to trigger automatic disciplinary action. Did I say dystopian future? I meant in China, right now
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Psychologists are here to ruin The Incredibles 2 for everyone [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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Sun July 01, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
♫♫ I'm a standing on the corner in Washington DC, got Putin on my mind. Voters wanna stone me, Russia just owns me, and CEOs say they're a friend of mine. But my critics need to take it easy, take it easy don't let my policy changes drive ya crazy ♫♫
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Season two of Westworld might be over, but here's the definitive guide to the mindfark that was its sophomore season (spoilers, duh)
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
When firing up the grill for your July 4th celebrations, do you prefer wood, charcoal, or propane when cooking your antibiotic-resistant bacteria?
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(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, Goodwill does not accept dead bodies
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Fri June 29, 2018
(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
California enacts historic privacy bill that'll require sites such as Facebook and Google to inform users more fully of their data-mining efforts, which means more pop-up windows where you click OK mindlessly
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Listen to Real Americans threaten journalists
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Thu June 28, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Congratulations Belgium, you played yourself
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert (R-Pyle), generally acknowledged as a leading contender for the title "dumbest man in Congress," tries to "trap" Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein at a Congressional hearing today. That... goes about exactly as well as you'd expect
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fox News CEO tells producers they need to clamp down on guests who are out of their cotton-pickin' minds. Womp womp
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Taiwanese electronics manufacturer Foxconn breaks ground on new plant in Wisconsin. Never mind that pesky $4 billion package of tax breaks and other incentives to build there
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham accuses liberals of hating "our American traditions," which include things like leaving the Union, bombing an American fort, going to war against America in order to preserve slavery, and assassinating an American president
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook: hey you remember that fleet of giant solar-powered Drones we were going to build to bring the Internet to remote communities all over the world? Yeah We just remembered we're a social media company, not an aerospace one, so, nevermind
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So the masterminds in the Trump media gang think putting a Playboy model on the cover of a magazine will stop an investigation
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"Who steals a fridge and says, 'Oh, it won't fit in my car?"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Remember how Trump said North Korea was going to denuclearize and everything was fine? Well they apparently changed their minds and are making 'rapid' upgrades to nuclear reactor instead
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you work at an amusement park, then you already know you're considered part-time even though you work more than 45 hours a week, you have to point everywhere with at least two fingers, and the costumes are miserably hot
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
In case the Time cover isn't enough to start 45's tweet storm
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell would like to remind everybody that it was Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch who provided the fifth vote upholding Trump's travel ban. Thanks Obama
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Mon June 25, 2018
(JazJaz.net)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what your favorite cartoon characters would look like if your mind was on drugs? Well, wonder no more
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though some people who telecommute take advantage of the situation to not work as many hours as they should
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Will sunscreen prevent you from getting that special tan you've always wanted?
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today on Fox News, a white Trump advisor tells a black Democrat "You're out of your cotton-picking mind"
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold's CNN interview is quite the mindfark
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
After more than 70 years, Red Robin restaurants keep bob bob bobbin' along
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Next phase: After demonizing your victims, deny compassion, sympathy, concern to victims. Push the envelope on hate, exclusion. Key fallacy: mind-reading, Tu Quoque
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Fri June 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
This is a really fascinating article on cognition and confirmation bias that explains how...you know what? Forget it. On second thought the article isn't all that great
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
So that's how it is in their family
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Lengthy list of surprising things for which you can use peanut butter. Fortunately for your pet, the first thing that came to your mind is not included
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Oklahoma wheat harvest is now 90% complete. Phew that's a load off my mind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To become a writer, you need discipline: If you fail to write when you are scheduled to write, try to at least look upset about it. Some writer's punish themselves for not writing by eating chocolate bars and going out for a back-rub
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney discusses his writing strategy with Kanye West: "I was tootling around on guitar, and Kanye spent a lot of time looking at pictures of Kim". How the mighty have fallen
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Wed June 20, 2018
(NIST)
 
 
 
The US Government's best minds are focused on a goal: making a nickel for less than 5¢
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seth MacFarlane donates $2.5 million to NPR. This reminds me of the time William Shatner gave a lap dance to Conway Twitty at the Hollywood Bowl
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Spanish forced to remind Brits to wear clothes (NSFW )
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix," -Allen Ginsberg. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, hysterical naked edition
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
What's for lunch today, and will your boss judge you?
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
I for one welcome our new mind controlled prosthetic feet overlords
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Tue June 19, 2018
(WJRT)
 
 
 
Wite pride strikes again
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
When I broke up with my ex, I burned everything that reminded me of her. Long story short, if you've never been to the hotel Viraat International, it's too late now
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Alex Jones apprentice Billy Corgan speaks out on suicidal thoughts he's had in the past
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump catamite Steve Doocy: They're not cages, they're uh... uh... freedom hutches. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Jellyfish doing their part to keep Floridians contained. Your move sharks
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
It's come to this: Barefoot manspreading on the NYC subway
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
A musical tribute using Stephen Hawking's words written by Vangelis (creator of the Cosmos theme) and beamed towards a Black hole
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
The Onion is waging holy war on the infidel Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less spooky than checking your bank balance after a Steam sale it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Layers of Fear (free). Also X-COM Enemy Unknown Complete hits GOG at 80% off. What have you been playing? Side note, funny gaming stories?
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(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Mum buys €1.50 inflatable paddling pool for her children, forgets to read the small print on the package
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Managers should not let their employees meditate as that results in mindfulness which itself results in unmotivated workers
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Thu June 14, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tired of flinging fake news, Fox and Friends host gets sued for flinging an ax
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
When these two little girls' balloon to heaven landed in this Good Samaritan's back yard, he heard their prayers and set up a GoFundMe for their medical expenses and for an epileptic service dog. As opposed to a normal dog, I guess
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Avenatti and Scaramucci Show debuted and quickly bombed on Colbert
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article claims "wealth won't solve all your problems". Maybe, but it would certainly solve the 'being poor' problem
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
In the 1920s, Albert Einstein wrote racist comments in his travel diary. In the 1940s, he called racism a disease of white people. What do you suppose changed his mind?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
How to make twenty bucks an hour (and lose your mind) on the Mechanical Turk
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reminder: Businesses are in charge in America, not the people or their elected representatives
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Dear anti-NFL kneelers: stop telling us how to feel. Sincerely, veterans
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Facebook feature is triggering people and making them really miserable as it reminds them of painful moments and all the cringeworthy things they did in the past. Thanks a lot Mark Zuckerberg, you heel
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Is the field of theoretical physics wasting our best minds pursuing fruitless ideas? (Spoiler: yes.)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never yell at your children in public; however, it IS okay to yell at other adults who might happen to glance in your direction when your child is completely nuts
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
"Right to be forgotten" laws may reach the U.S. Subby sure could use some mind bleach for the last two years
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Will Bernard remember? How will Ghost Nation deal with a car full of Delos executives? What are the origins of Akecheta and his tribe? Will Maeve reemerge to continue her reign of terror? What of the Man in Black? Westworld, "Kiksuya," 9pm ET on HBO (NSFW content on page)
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption this meeting of the minds
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the mind of Chief economic adviser Larry Kudlow, Justin Trudeau "stabbed us in the back" by saying that Canada wasn't going to put up with anymore of Trump's BS and would retaliate for the tarrifs he imposed
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Sat June 09, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Justify take the Triple Crown with a win at the Belmont Stakes? Or will some other horse deny him a win and be the star of the night? It is the 150th edition of the Belmont Stakes, post-time at 6:37 PM ET and it will be aired on NBC
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
The tariffs may have been the bestest tariffs, the biggliest that only a brilliant mind like his could conceive, but the other members of the G7 summit are furious with Trump. And that, dear Farkers, is the art of the deal
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Smoltz is tired of sitting around the house
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Thu June 07, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Yet another Yellowstone visitor gets a friendly reminder that a bison is not the same as their poodle back home
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Reading Reddit produces the same emotional response in AI that it does in humans
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Wed June 06, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The answer to the question on every farker's mind: Yes, Val Kilmer will be reprising his famous role as Iceman in Top Gun 2
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Millennial YouTube hip-hop reviewer hears Rage Against the Machine for the first time, loses his damn mind
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Fast forward to 10:30 to get to the underwater camera shot of crab traps in Louisiana. Then wait for it - crab fight
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(The Union Leader)
 
 
 
Talking to 15-year-old online? Felony, register as a sex offender. Meet in real life and have sex? Misdemeanor
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Still no cure for -- wait a minute -- wow, never mind
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
John Mayer is traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Friend Zone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Macron n'a jamais pensé que le léopard allait manger son visage
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump knows how to do the Sith Mind Trick. Good thing it only works on weak-minded fools, so our government and electorate should be- ...oh, dear
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(Axios)
 
 
 
All an adviser has to do to change Trump's mind is to say: "but you said _______ ." Since Trump can't remember shiat, Stephen Miller could remind Trump to nuke Mexico, Iran, North Korea, G7 allies, even Canada
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Sun June 03, 2018
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Finally a race for the rest of us: Lard Butt 1k. Sign up now, free doughnuts every 250 meters
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Wordpress)
 
 
 
Photoshop this meeting of the minds
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Thu May 31, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having mind-blowing sex with a smoking hot coworker. But I fear he is snubbing me right now because he is a Muslim and observing Ramadan. I know that I'm not the ideal girl for him and my father is very racist. What can I do? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Watergate expert John Dean breaks down the McCabe gift to Mueller
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
"Ok Google, shoot the intruder". "Would you like the intruder maimed or killed?"
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The secret mastermind steering the media's interest in UFOs is the dude from Blink-182 -- but then again, it is 2018
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
1980-2020 stable time loop nears completion as Intellivision announces new console
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Caroni is an extinct Trinidadian rum that is being revived by a cult movement who doesn't mind paying more than $1,000 per bottle
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: Today is don't mess with your caffeine deprived co-worker unless you want your head snapped off and handed to you day
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
...well, it's not the biggest challenge Adam Schiff has faced, mind you
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
New 'mind-reading' headset changes plot of new film based on your reactions. You already thought of a trillion better headlines for this story
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Facebook responds to EU's new privacy framework: "In the end users only had the choice to delete the account or hit the "agree"-button - that's not a free choice, it more reminds of a North Korean election process"
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Blind F1 fan gets a ride in the two-seater. Warning: Dusty-eye-o-meter goes to 11
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Ever told someone you were leaving them, then had to slink back and ask if they wouldn't mind letting you stay in the house for a bit while you got yourself sorted? Britain knows how you feel
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A reminder why they're banned on military installations: ZTE and other cheap cell phones come with malware pre-installed
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Obama trolls Trump at Las Vegas Tech conference by reminding everyone that he didn't have any scandals during his Presidency, nor did any of his people end up in jail
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL wants roof open for next season's Super Bowl in Atlanta. The last time the Super Bowl was in Atlanta? Jan. 30, 2000, when an ice storm paralyzed the city
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Wed May 23, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientific efforts are underway to determine if you can change the mind of someone in the Politics Tab
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says it REALLY bothers her to be called a liar because "One of the few things you have are your integrity and reputation," . Well, Sarah, there IS one obvious fix to the problem that springs instantly to mind
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
After he was killed in a car accident, victim's dad made sure his son's girlfriend had a date to the Prom. Is it dusty in here or what?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Old white lady who wrote Earth Wind & Fire's September says Taylor Swift's unplugged cover of it sounds "lethargic as a drunk turtle ... boring." Subby's mind is blown by both awful cover idea and the fact a white person came up with that EW&F jam
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Amazon wants to sell facial recognition software to police departments. CUSTOMERS MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS ALSO BOUGHT: Search and Seizure, Handcuffs
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Man who rammed restaurant was 'having breakdown,' according to pastor. Really? Because it sounds like his car was working just fine
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Creepy conversations with creepy Trump: Reflections from Howard Stern
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Brett Favre on golf: "When I played golf before, I realized the only reason I wanted to play was to drink"
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(Press and Guide)
 
 
 
Competitive eater explains his tactics for victory in Epic Burrito Challenge; "get yourself focused. I walk a lot and listen to music. 'Brain Gym' is my secret weapon" Not after you tell a reporter it isn't
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An easy goal when netminder falls foul of the laws of football in the League of Ireland
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(Kickstarter)
 
 
 
Hey, punk The Robocop statue now has an official placement in Detroit, and an unveiling coming soon
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Well, it's not like anybody believed they were serious
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
While Oliver North was making unfounded comments about Ritalin, David Hogg reminded everyone how North smuggled cocaine into the U.S. into the '80s
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Although household median income in the city is $82,900, San Franciscans need to earn $333,000 a year to buy a median-priced home
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Wed May 16, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Philosophically, intellectually-in every way-human society is unprepared for the rise of artificial intelligence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because when you think of Atlanta Hawks basketball, 80s B-movie hotness Jami Gertz is the first thing that comes to mind
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Wimp)
 
 
 
Although I'm a very lonely farker with no friends here I wanted to say thank you to the fark community and remind us all that you can do anything you set your mind to
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Hey Seattle: If you think Amazon makes so much money they really won't miss an extra $20 million or $30 million in taxes, keep in mind they also have enough money to relocate
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(Up North Live)
 
 
 
News: Local pastor snaps "picture of angel," declares "proof of supernatural." Fark: it's probably a bat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is upset that negative comments about McCain got leaked to the press. He's not upset about the comments, mind you, just that they leaked to the press
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Mon May 14, 2018
(WTOC Savannah)
 
 
 
"Did you know it was illegal to touch an alligator?" Attention whore in chicken suit: "Yes and no"
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(Edmonton Sun)
 
 
 
Rent-a-goalie app helping solve hockey net-minder shortage
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
"Bulletproof school supplies put to the test" may not have been the best choice of headline
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man sues Halo Top ice cream because halos are usually yellow and yellow reminds him of butter and butter is usually creamy and Halo Top is not creamy so therefore it's false advertising
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Fri May 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Guiliani refuses to debate Stormy's lawyer, even for $10 million. Reports are not clear if he would change his mind for either $9 or $11 million
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Protip for women wanting a mind blowing orgasm: Blow your nose first
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sir Alex Ferguson wakes up from coma, immediately asks for match score
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Should Americans be concerned that 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has apparently joined the Democratic party? Fox News asks the question
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Trump wants to yank news media credentials in response to negative coverage. Has to be reined in, reminded he's not Putin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I believe... that in 2018 God changed his mind about the Boy Scouts
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
A reminder that guns are not allowed to be carried on aircraft, even if they are Hello Kitty pink
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
"Monkey Selfie: the Movie"? At least it's a better idea than The Emoji Movie
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Futurama head in a jar is now 1 step closer as Pig's brains kept alive for 36 hours separate from their bodies
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Sun May 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump: "If we don't get a wall, we'll close the country for awhile." Fark: Says this while sitting in front of an "USA: Open for Business" wallpaper
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Fri May 04, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Californians are reminded that May does not have an "R" in it
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Everyone thinks Rudy Giuliani is out of his mind with his flip flopping all over the place, he's really crazy like a fox because he knows exactly what he's doing
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Wed May 02, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Tampa man vandalized cars that reminded him of college bullies. Apparently he went to school with Bob Porsche and Fred Mercedes
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(Fark)
 
 
 
She can make anyone look at her books. Her ads turn heads, and her covers can make legs grow weak. She is the best promoted writer on Fark, and this is your Fark Writer's Thread, 'get your mind out of the gutter' edition
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(Wikia)
 
 
 
You gain the power to predict/be forewarned of three events a year 24 hours in advance. Do you use this power to learn the outcome of sporting events and bet accordingly, or you use it to save lives by warning of tornado strikes and other disasters?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like someone reminded little Marco that Republicans never admit their policies aren't working, and especially when this applies to tax cuts
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Never mind the Ewoks. Or Jabba The Hutt for that matter. 35 years ago, Luke Skywalker finally broke bad
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cognition predicts politics. We're all doomed
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kanye West 2006: George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kanye West 2018: Trump is great and slavery was a choice
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Man fails to heed "Never mind the dog, beware of owner" sign, ends up shot by retired officer who lives there
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Mon April 30, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
John McCain: "This is my last term"
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Peanut butter and grilled cheese. Has anyone tried it? Because it's kinda mind-blowing
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
As Maeve's murderous quest continues, she encounters Dolores for the second time. Will this prove to be a robotic turning point, or will it end in disaster? Will we see the real world? What's The Man in Black up to? Westworld, 9pm ET on HBO
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
President Trump may win the Nobel Peace Prize. They pretty much give that one to just anybody
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In other news, new Arizona Cardinals quarterback Josh Rosen is a whiny kid
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Wed April 25, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Once you eat the right kind of dark chocolate, you'll never go back
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Put on your robe and wizard hat
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sarah Sanders graciously briefs reporters on a wide range of topics. Come gather round ye small minded peons and bask in her glory. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
'Incognito mode' doesn't actually mean you are fully incognito. Next you're going to tell me the 'turbo button' doesn't actually mean your computer goes into turbo speed
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Gronk met with coach today and informed him Gronk be back for the 2018 season with the Pats. Gronk working out, staying in shape and feel great"
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Some Movie Guy)
 
 
 
Due to script problems and Brad Pitt's lengthy custody battle, David Fincher postpones work on World War Z 2 [The New Batch] to focus on second season of Mindhunter
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Arsenal exec says ex-coach Arsène Wenger is a total catch for someone. "He's going to be 69 in October but he's extraordinarily fit. He is the same weight as when I met him - 75 kilos. He's got a very active mind and such a knowledge of the game"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Panic ensues in Winnipeg when prank nuclear warning is broadcast, which totally makes sense because if there's one place where the world's nuclear missiles are trained, it's Winnipeg
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Everyone recognizes Superman's iconic cover of Action Comics #1. But where was he for Numbers 2 through 6?
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Wilkes-Barre Times Leader)
 
 
 
Man arrested for patronizing a prostitute tells police he's self-employed. After being reminded that he's currently the mayor of the neighboring town, he replies "for now"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Office Owls are watching you procrastinate
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Rogue Bog get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run Bog. You're much too Rogue Bog
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Hey, if you could send us back all that secret research on remote mind controlling we accidentally sent you under that FOIA request, and forget it we would appreciate it.." Department of Mind Control
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nothing really new in the story, but the picture of Cory Booker yelling at a stunned turtle makes the click worthwhile
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Difference Between OCD and Perfectionism. You're very irritated by a lack of a period at the end of this sentence, or not
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Difference Between OCD and Perfectionism. You're very irritated by a lack of a period at the end of this sentence, or not
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is really hoping you've forgotten he told Lester Holt that the Russia thing was on his mind when he fired FBI Director Comey, as he now claims Russia had nothing to do with it
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump signed off on Syrian airstrikes and new sanctions on Russia on Friday, but he apparently changed his mind on the latter, AFTER Nikki Haley announced them. So he did what any real leader would do: Sent his TV friend out to throw her under the bus
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper reminds us all that Barbara Bush hated Trump
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
The #MeToo movement reaches the world of rodeo clowns
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Bob Corker is free to speak his mind about Trump, except well, apart from calling the White House an adult day care center and insinuating the President wasn't fit for office, he has yet to make his mind up on if he would still vote for him
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
How addicted have we become to video games? So addicted not to even care that a tornado is right in your neighborhood, ripping off roofs as well as ripping the house next door clear off its foundation
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Mon April 16, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
"Is the mind locked inside its skull, sealed in with skin, or does it expand outward, merging with things [like pen, paper, phone and computer] and places and other minds that it thinks with?" In other words, does FARK.com make us smarter?
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Some Produce Guy)
 
 
 
These are the 12 dirtiest fruits and vegetables in your refrigerator. C'mon, get your mind out of the gutter
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Do some numbers or sounds remind you of certain colors? Have words made you recall a particular taste? You may have synesthesia
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Not that it matters to ESPN, but it didn't take long for Alex Rodriguez to remind his latest TV employers of what they blissfully try to ignore: Rodriguez has NO idea what he's talking about"
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
With no other major stories going on today, news outlets ask the hard hitting question: "Why is the Coke Zero Twitter account locked?"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In today's episode of, "The Stupid at Fox News, It Burns," Michael Cohen is a member of ISIS, and that's why the FBI raided his home and office
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Inverse)
 
 
 
NASA would like to remind you that its new InSight Mars lander will be launching May 5th and to please not lick the Mars lander, repeat do not lick the Mars lander
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
In his mind John Kelly probably sees himself as playing Leo McGarry to Trump's President Bartlet, but the reality he's more like Blackadder the butler to Trump's Prince George
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Big Think)
 
 
 
Jobs most likely to be killed by automation do not include alcoholic or pornography downloader, so Subby's future is safe
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
What Did Trump's Body Language Say as He Slammed Raid on Personal Lawyer's Office? You know, other than the fact that he's guilty as sin
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Grandma, what big... uh, things you have. What are these anyway?" "Never mind, child"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richie Incognito retiring from football to focus on his true passions: binge drinking, drowning kittens and belittling mental patients
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, the day after Cohen gets raided, Sarah doesn't make Raj Shah come out to answer questions. Will she wear the big zipper dress? Inquiring minds want to know. This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 1400)
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Want less stress? Delete Facebook
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Mon April 09, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mark McGwire - "Yeah, I definitely took those steroids, but I still would have hit 70 home runs if I hadn't"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Popularity of the "never mind the crime it's unfair how you caught me" defense on the rise among Republicans
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Hockey Feed)
 
 
 
Stan Mikita's mind is "completely gone." Wayne Campbell inconsolable
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Bad ass blonde? Check. Chainsaws? Check. Unholy demons? Check. Yeah, I think I know what comic book I'll be picking up real soon
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Have you ever had your pay cut because you were just too damn good looking? Yeah, me too. I guess it's just something all of us incredibly hot Farkers have to deal with
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The National Hot Dog and Sausage Council would like to remind fans of the proper etiquette when it comes to eating hot dogs. Most importantly, don't use ketchup on your hot dog after the age of 18
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
FCC is refusing to release e-mails about the Ajit Pai "Harlem Shake" video. This is a real headline and not satire. Seriously
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Anti-vaxx nuts lose their minds when state legislators tighten immunization rules. Bonus: Video goodness of them losing it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I spent 48 years not becoming a conspiracy-minded nut," says conspiracy-minded nut Tucker Carlson
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Stan Van Gundy in 2014: What the Sixers are doing is embarrassing. Stan Van Gundy in 2018: What the Sixers have done to us is embarrassing
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Most runners complete a marathon in about 35,000 steps. It takes this guy about 80,000 but he doesn't mind
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Thu April 05, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who once considered running for President in 2020, says Trump has proven that while virtually anyone can, "not everybody should run for president"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Google's head of A.I. decides he should be working for a company that doesn't monetize spying on its users, which doesn't leave a whole lot of options in Silicon Valley
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(Destructoid)
 
 
 
Season 9. Official trailer. Archer
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
MyPillow founder doesn't mind fluffing for Laura Ingraham's show
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
MIT: yeah, let's get our name off that fatal brain-uploading thing. Let the droolers at RPI and Caltech run with it
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Got $4000? Don't mind living inside a cinder block? Well this company has good news for you
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
SC town asks voters to write in their suggestion for its name change, with predictable results
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Early Nirvana drummer says he has no regrets leaving the group before they recorded "Nevermind". ohwaityoureserious.jpg
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
Top 10 strangest small towns in America. You'll never guess which state dominates this category (video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Just a reminder, the Politics Tab is having a Great Nothingburger Special. Get yours before they all disappear and turn state's evidence
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Too bad it's just an April Fool's joke, because Stephen King would be a far better governor of Maine than the current one. Mind you, that's also true of almost every other resident of Maine
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
A wrong address turns into an amazing moment between strangers
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A little something to brighten your Monday: Joy Reid reminding everyone Ted Nugent dodged the draft by shiatting his pants
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"The theater management would like to remind our guests that Passion of the Christ is not - I repeat, is NOT - an audience participation play"
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Someone tweets that a single strand of spaghetti is a spaghetto, and people lose their minds. Wait till they try to figure out what a SpaghettiO is
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Only an idiot would want to be the next White House Communications Director, according to the guy who's married to the next White House Communications Director
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
'Placenta' and 'smoothie' should never be uttered in the same sentence
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
As if baseball fans needed a reminder of which stadium was the worst in Major League baseball, Tropicana Field was set on fire during opening day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There wasn't any audio but I was able to lip read the conversation: "I'm really going to miss seeing your ass around the office. I think you're hot like my daughter, she's so hot, and you remind me of my daughter so I'd like to bang you some time"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla is about to implode, says hedge fund manager that has invested his entire nut on the premise that Tesla will implode. Also, no collusion
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Colts GM did not support rule that would prevent GMs from getting screwed over as Josh McDaniels did to Colts GM
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Blaze)
 
 
 
According to Glenn Beck, we shouldn't pay attention to Stormy Daniels, we should be worried about how robots will take our jobs. Hopefully robots don't take Stormy's job anytime soon
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Here are 12 science-fiction rules for life
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street bankers jump, like f$ckers...oh, wait, subby meant to type Wall Street bonuses jump 17%, to an average of $184k thanks to new tax law, Obama bull market and Trump nitroglycerine. Nevermind those random plunges. This is fine
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Photoshop Parkland survivor Emma Gonzalez to make her look as un-American as possible. Wait. Never mind, it's already been done
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AI is more powerful now than ever before. How can we regulate it?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ground-breaking mind-reading robot may look like a human but you still have wires out the back of your head mate
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article reminds us "wetting your hands is not washing your hands." Same goes for pants
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica aren't evil masterminds - they're professional grifters with fancy calculators
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
How to deal with peak TV: just stop watching it. "Even if you mostly like the show, there's no law saying you have to keep watching it"
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My incapable coworker is ruining the office with her incompetence, inefficiency, and shirking. We've told our boss, who has no idea what to do. Since we can't change other people's way of thinking, how should I change myself?
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(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My incapable coworker is ruining the office with her incompetence, inefficiency, and shirking. We've told our boss, who has no idea what to do. Since we can't change other people's way of thinking, how should I change myself?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you're carrying $96k in cash and the three hookers you're partying with suggest they invite a friend over -- don't do it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
'It's still weird to see a woman screaming her nuts out'
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Thu March 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I just broke up with my ex and burned everything that reminded me of her. Long story short, if you've never been to the Metro Hotel in Dublin it's too late now
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what the script would have looked like if the 9th Doctor had been in the 50th anniversary Doctor Who episode, I've fantastic news -- just this once, everybody would have lived (or at least not regenerated)
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(Washington Post)
 
Weeners
 
Awesome Short shorts are in again (reads article) Never mind
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Giants manage to turn 17 fingers into 20
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Giants manage to turn 17 fingers into 20
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
News: Man bites dog. Fark: Man bites police K-9 on body cam footage
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Wed March 21, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mueller: That's an awfully interesting digital arm your campaign had, Donnie. Mind if we take a look at their books? Didn't think so
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The fact that Trump couldn't resist calling Putin to congratulate him on winning a rigged election, against the advice of his advisors, should make us nervous about the prospect of him meeting Kim Jong Un
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Retired WFAN sports pope Mike Francesa misses sports talk radio more than he thought he would, has number of sports topics on his mind that he'd love to share with the world. Instead of posting to the right, he's building a home studio
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(soranews24)
 
 
 
Burly French cosplayer admits he got lots of criticism for posting pics in skimpy Sailor Neptune outfit, doesn't care because he is being creative with the cosplay medium and doesn't need closed-minded followers
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