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Fri July 10, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Outbreak tracking? Not for you poors
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It took 43 years, but Iggy Pop finally made a music video for The Passenger. Siouxsie and the Banshees did it better
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado governor: "Wear a damn mask"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seoul's mayor found dead after 7 hour search. He had given his daughter a "will-like" message before going missing after a sexual harrassment complaint was lodged against him
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Wed July 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former NBA player Stephen Jackson defends DeSean Jackson as "speaking the truth" with his anti-Semitic message that he attributed to Adolf Hitler. You're not helping
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Finding a message in a bottle is usually cute or amusing, but not always
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook bans owl porn. Twice
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If someone refuses to wear a mask, it may be due to COVID-19 infection in their brain
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Is it your birthday? Floyd Mayweather will wish you happy birthday for a paltry $999
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Robots may be used to save grocery store salad bars, search for Sarah Connor
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Mon July 06, 2020
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
MLB's coronavirus testing is going about as well as it is for the rest of America
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the American Worker Got Fleeced: minimal-to-no benefits, stagnant wages, whittled labor protections
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this news. WeWork was a cult and a scam long before the IPO crashed and burned. Who could have guessed that?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Boeing hints in financial documents at the end of 747 production in two years
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
FedEx delivers message to Snyder: Repackage
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Americans used go to malls to shop. Soon they'll live there as they shop from home
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
*Click* *Click* Uh, is this thing on? Hello? This is your Fark Writer's Thread, returning from absence edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump has essentially designated Black Lives Matter as a hate group
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
VW abandons Turkey factory plan, remembering they are a car manufacturer not a poultry processor
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the St. Louis lawyer brandishing a gun like a Hollywood extra and threatening innocent Black people couldn't look like more of an ignorant asshole, here's his interview with Chris Cuomo. "TERRORISTS WERE ATTACKING ME"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3.4 Million Lamborghini hole in the water
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Two weeks ago, Mike Pence said, "Thanks to Donald Trump, we are winning the fight against the invisible enemy." Let's take a quick look at how that turned out, shall we?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
There is no version of the Russian bounty story that looks good for Trump. Whatever he knew, didn't know, or when, it's inexcusable
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister became obsessed with diets, cleanses, and New Age nonsense; she wound up hospitalized and eschewed science. She died and left video messages for her daughter; they're rambling idiocy with some nice parts. Can I edit out the dumb stuff?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you are the person who stole an 800 lb. speed camera from downtown Toronto - awesome
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What happened to John Roberts, lament conservatives, he used to be cool now he's like bogus
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Why ە👽Î glitches Gmail, YouTube, Twitter, dna ylbissop ʎonɹ qɹoʍsǝɹ
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Your image of Johnny Depp as the cool Hunter S. Thompson might change when you read how Depp orders drugs via text message. Hint: more exclamation points than your aunt's Facebook rant
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump to Black people 'you need to be reminded that you were slaves'
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
You see, when an old, white trump supporter yells "WHITE POWER" it doesn't mean what you think it means because
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Sun June 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Facemasks or tacos isn't a rhetorical choice, explains re-quarantining restaurant owner
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Sat June 27, 2020
(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Another day, another secret online community of racist police officers posting racist stuff
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: a tribute to future HOF member, The Undertaker, including airing of his Wrestlemania "boneyard" match vs A.J. Styles. Also, will we see Jeff Hardy respond to Sheamus? It's all up in the air, Bro It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Is it correct to label them hackers when you publicly post the link and password to your Zoom meeting?
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Man sets his own home on fire to protest a hog confinement project and then poses like an over fried piece of bacon for his mugshot. That will teach them
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
LeBron James: The NFL owes Colin Kaepernick an apology
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's pick for Pentagon policy board should be running Qanon message board instead
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tiger King gets its own comic book
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
If you were wondering why there were all those squeals of horror from Silicon Valley, Apple is going to start forcing apps to ask users for permission before allowing those apps to turn on user tracking
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's check out the results of the latest nationwide poll, shall we?
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
🌈 Save The Stonewall 🌈
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple will let you tap on the back of your phone for customizable actions. Joe Biden: what's the big deal? I've been tapping on backs and then some for decades, but now you can tap to launch my app
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah state epidemiologist warns state may have to shut down in order to contain a surge in COVID-19. Residents not expected to notice a difference
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"WIGHTE LIVES MATTER." Me fail English? That's unpossible
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Mon June 22, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Mayor Durkan of Seattle after two nights of gun violence in CHOP: It looks as if we ephed up somewhere
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After a 'rona rescheduling, Elon now says he will assault his stockholders on Battery Day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hey, some boomer left the Woodstock 1999 web site up - subby hopes it's Y2K ready
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
This story needs more lucky charms
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Arrest warrant issued for White woman accused of setting Atlanta Wendy's on fire
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter protester hit by a car in Oregon has identified the alleged driver. To his face. At a city commission meeting. He's the mayor
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twitter adds warning that Trump tweet was "manipulated media"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
NYC City Council seeks to oust a statue of President Thomas Jefferson from city hall because he was a man of his times. Meanwhile, just a few miles north, Trump Tower remains
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse brings back a rather concise message regarding your 'southern heritage pride'
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Well, officer, care to tell us how you really feel?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Cops release photos of privileged woman who was one of the people suspected of starting the Wendy's fire
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida bridge infrastructure finally catching up to Minneapolis bridge infrastructure
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Overstuffed Cabbage Patch Meat doll crying about how the SCOTUS isn't doing what the Conservatives want them to do. Guess which one
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Worst Korea Minister of Unicorns resigns after learning the job was a fantasy
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
I'll send my SOS to the world; I hope that someone gets my; Message to a Botterill: You're fired
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Hey Siri, I'm getting pulled over
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(NPR)
 
 
 
US embassy in worst Korea removes BLM banner because... well, you know exactly why
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Mon June 15, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Davy Crockett unavailable for comment
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Sally Sparrow DUCK NOW
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(Eater)
 
 
 
'Mighty Fine Burgers' appears to be owned by 'mighty fine people'
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Restaurant posts electronic message on sign six years ago and a photo of it resurfaces. What could go wrong, especially in our current environment?
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Sat June 13, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
For once, the Cleveland Browns will take the lead in the NFL
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Fri June 12, 2020
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
TL;DR It's science
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Jeff Hardy & Sheamus sign their contract for Backlash, Daniel Bryan & A.J face off in a clash of styles in the I.C. title finals and Heavy Machinery & Braun face off vs Miz, Morrison & Dolph. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Snapchat CEO says the company's decision to stop promoting Trump's posts is protected by the 1st Amendment
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Evangelical Christian leaders are torn between preaching what is CLEARLY stated multiple times in the Bible and alienating their congregations by pointing out that 75%+ of them are sinners
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Twitter's newest trick relies on tracking even more of your clicks. You won't believe what happens next
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shady rideshare Uber hookup with shady food delivery Grubhub scotched after going Dutch with Just Eat Takeaway for a stock swap worth $7.3 billion
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(Untapped Cities)
 
 
 
Owners of Manhattan's oldest record store take their pieces of vinyl and go home
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tofu goes mainstream as the coronavirus keeps finding new ways to destroy humanity's frail existence
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farcebook removes a The Cure meme after two months on the grounds it could be harmful, lead to Disintegration
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The US Soccer Federation lifts their ban on kneeling during the national anthem
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
UK rocked by beer brewing shutdown causing Marmite supplies to dry up
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(MSN)
 
 
 
NASCAR truck driver you've never heard of claims he'll quit at the end of the season following Confederate flag ban
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
NFL Star Von Miller's powerful essay on racism and protests for TIME isn't just for the Sports tab
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson reduced to insulting Elmo and Sesame Street for their racism town hall, can't handle the fact people will listen to one puppet but not another
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Shipping pigs to China in 747s - this is not a euphemism
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Elon Musk defies county lockdown order and reopens Tesla factory early. What could possibly go wrong?
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Tue June 09, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC to paint 'Black Lives Matter' on prominent streets in all five boroughs. May I recommend a spot on Fifth Avenue between 56th and 57th Streets for Manhattan?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The party's winding down in Amsterdam
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Actress who came out in role in Supergirl decides her life needs to imitate her art and comes out IRL
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The global glut in diamonds is so enormous it has brokers crying in debeers
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Apple to announce at WWDC it's building it's own chips again, the re-hire of Gil Amelio this fall
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ben Carson says that NFL players should explain why they're kneeling. NFL players respond by singing the theme song from the MTV cartoon "Daria"
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(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
College students think it would be 'cute' to draw swastikas on themselves and post photos to social media. Narrator: "They thought wrong"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LA Galaxy cuts player after his wife posts that BLM protestors are "cattle" who should be shot. They're Serbian so I guess that makes her a Karenina
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Even from the dead Prince is speaking out against racism
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A million-mile Chinese battery could power your EV. At least until Big Oil lobbyists get through with it in DC
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Brutal" internal polling from Team Trump after his total fubar of the coronavirus pandemic and George Floyd's killing has them scratching their arses for a new message
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Go Fund Yourself
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You can now hire Seb Gorka to record video messages for people you hate and it will only cost ya $25. Subby will send the same person an angry text for beer money
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(CNN)
 
 
 
...to be written by Stephen Miller
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Sun June 07, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Criterion Collection is streaming movies by black filmmakers for free
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Man steals bulldozer to drive to the city to protest
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jughead scores street cred
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Fri June 05, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
DC and Diamond Comic Distributors have parted ways. Jeff Albertson inconsolable
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Bliss Cross Applesauce defend the Women's tag titles vs The Boss & Hug Connection, Jeff Hardy explains how his car ran over Elias but he wasn't involved & will Styles clash with the Yes movement? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Category 5 twitstorm incoming
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"I don't believe there's ever been a good person of color killed by a police officer" writes former mayor of Temecula, CA. in an email
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
History suggests the handshake will survive the virus. And even if it doesn't, WASH YOUR DAMN HANDS
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The Klan hood anally controlling Tucker Carlson says corporate donations to BLM are funding violent protests; :"Tired after a long day of looting? Try a Pepsi; that's what they're saying"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ fired its entire police force in 2013 and re-started from scratch. Fark: It reduced excessive force complaints by 95% since 2014
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
COVID is still killing 1,000 Americans a day, let's check in with Dr. Fau... what's that? He's been locked out of the White House for 5 weeks?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Elon Musk probably has a bet with Donald Trump for one dollar that he can destroy Jeff Bezos
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
TL;DR: Companies are borrowing money to pay shareholder dividends while firing thousands of employees. This is fine. And certainly sustainable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sheldon Adelson property involved in another money laundering probe. You're not clicking a link from the Las Vegas Review Journal
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Just like when I need help with my phone, when Detroit needed a peaceful response during protest, rely on a 16 year old
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When you buy JETS, you hold JETS all the way, from the opening bell to your last trading day. Funds flow to JETS, their daytrades can't be beat, bored millenial stonk traders, on buggin' Wall Street
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl plays every part of a Rage Against the Machine song to raise money for Black Lives Matter
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Looks like Bill Barr is taking a page from the Watchmen sequel
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Arizona State punter Michael Turk was not drafted and was not signed by the NFL. Where does he go now? Back to school
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Wed June 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Daddy changed the world" (video)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"I was traumatized. I was with three black men and 15 police come to us and they're thinking I was trying to vandalize my own store"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
His Orangeness to news organizations: I hereby DEMAND that you correct your stories about me using tear gas on civilians for my Bible photo op. HEREBY DEMAND. News organizations: Uh, we hereby talked to the CDC, and they hereby said it was tear gas
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Take 2 crashes the Kerbal Space Program
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(WAFF Huntsville)
 
 
 
Under Alabama law, removing Confederate monuments can result in $25,000 fine against city, county doing so. Tennessee Valley Progressive Alliance: "Hold my beer"
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Tue June 02, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Tekashi Snitchnine accused of plagiarizing the beat
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Agent provocateurs on my social media? It's more likely than you think
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would it surprise anyone to know that the rioters were encouraged by a Unite the Right group and not antifa?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Oo
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz is the second politician to earn the Twitter Violence Glorifying Badge after suggesting "antifa" should be hunted down. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
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Mon June 01, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Thanks to the pandemic there has been a decrease in the number of predators trying to physically meet up with kids. But cockroaches always find a way
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Plan? There is no plan. Just like there is no president
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerdroids are not pleased with the MCP's decision to leave Donnie's "when the looting starts..." post online
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
US State Department criticizes China for Hong Kong response. China texts back with; I can't breathe
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Listen, and understand. That Big Blue terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until your ass is fired
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Followup about Cincinnati area Sheriff raising the Thin Blue Line flag. We did it because someone stole the American flag and we totes don't have spares anywhere
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
Old & stale: receiving a specific text message will crash your iPhone. New lukewarmness: using this wallpaper on your Android phone could soft-brick it
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay goes above his usual dounchenozzle duty, uses taxpayer-funded wage furlough scheme to pay his axed staff their notice (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Homeless man not allowed to move to his own property
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Eric Swalwell has no time for excuses, says release the Flynn tapes or "buzz off"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Small business owners: Can we reopen so we can pay our rents? Governor: No. Well can we at least delay our rent payments? No. So fark us? Yes
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback, Charlie. The tuna melt's been here for years
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Well sure, Trump 'may' have promoted violence against the rioters, BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT TWITTER DID?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor believes Gov Northam is a very naughty boy, and isn't afraid to tell it. On the sign outside his church
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
No shirt, no shoes, no mask, no service
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Messy desks might help neat-freaks be more creative. SO LAY OFF, YOU ANAL-RETENTIVE JERKFACE. I'M TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS HERE
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
It's an older meme, but remember: keep your hands to yourself
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Party over, out of time, big bankruptcies gonna party like it's two-zero-zero-nine
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Google launches a website to help people avoid online scams. It is called "Seemslegit.com"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
You can sneer at Tik-tok, but it's (private) parent company made $3 billion profit last year. And they say there are no unicorns left
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
NASA Chief says he's 'all in' for Tom Cruise to film on the Space Station. Together, they will defeat Xenu, and eventually send every single Scientologist into outer space
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To shine a light on struggling restaurants, hospitality businesses and nonprofits amid the coronavirus pandemic, Times Square billboards to go
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Groom requests refund from wedding photographer after his bride dies. As the wedding photographer, do you C) create website threatening to sue the groom?
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Universal Studios opening up with a statement that while they want your money, it is your fault if you die from your visit
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump mocks Biden for caring about the health of others missing an opportunity to push the only "cure" proven to increase campaign contributions
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
India detains pigeon on suspicion of spying for Pakistan. Pakistan retaliates by kidnapping a sacred cow. Hostilities imminent
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bloomberg: "It's a modern quandary for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits at harbor, but how to safely reach it without risking exposure to the germ-ridden masses?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey has reached the "I'm not a racist, but" portion of her career
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
He probably didn't get the message, but thank you for saying it nonetheless
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Whoooo has Eurasian Eagle Owlets nesting in his window? This guy
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
We haven't had a good "all the bananas are dying" thread in a while. Update: Still dying
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon scientists discover than nearly half the Twitter accounts promoting the "Re-open America" message are bots. In other words we've reached the "Kill all humans" phase of the Great Robot Revolution
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
CDC: You know how putting raw chicken in your mouth can transmit salmonella? The same applies to kissing baby chickens
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Uncle Joe's beginning to like the way the T/A rolls in Arizona, and those boss T-Tops really don't hurt
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Beach towns have one message for NYC residents: fuhgeddabouddit
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Europe's getting cleaner and greener as the US gets oranger and dirtier
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Microsoft is saying "adios" to 27 languages in iOS Outlook
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
On its fifth CEO in 6 years, car renter Hertz continues to be a slow-motion train wreck
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Home mortgage delinquencies soared to the most ever in April. This is not a repeat from 2008
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Weasels ripped my phone system
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
I'm working from home right now so please leave your message at the sound of the JEEP
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Answer: "Gov. DeSantis. Open our bars. We need our life back." Question: When do protest signs send wrong messages about protesters?
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Michigan's Attorney General to Cadet Bone Spur: "While my Department will not act to prevent you from touring Ford's plant, I ask that while you are on tour you respect the great efforts of the men and women at Ford...by wearing a facial covering"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Body washes up on beach where former WWE star was swept out to sea. Police reluctant to say if it's 'Cryme Tyme' [Update: It is.]
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Man winds up getting delivery instructions etched on gin glass he got for his girlfriend's birthday
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
God sends a message to two churches in the south that reopened and defied common sense
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEOs: "Woohoo, these bailouts are like our very own free money fountain." Senator Elizabeth Warren: "Not so fast, motherfarkers"
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(Maui Now)
 
 
 
Hawaiian music legend Willie K has passed away. Aloha oe and a hui hou
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wish this were The Onion: Kentucky convenience store posts 'No face masks allowed' sign
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Masked superhero collects names of villains, prepares to rain down justice
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sir Richard bravely ran away from $41mil of shares in his Virgin Galactic last week
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
They say "Qantas don't crash," but a socially-distanced 900% increase in fares will put them six feet under
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
96-year-old woman speaks Welsh for the first time in forty years, in a victory either for preserving knowledge of older times or for knocking back eight martinis in a single sitting
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Mon May 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The ocean stole Shad Gaspard of Cryme Tyme
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Have some bicycles with unpopular colors like orange and turquoise, or unusual sizes such as extra small and extra large that your store just can't sell? Well, now may be your moment
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Can computer viruses jump from the keyboard to your hamberder? Asking for a friend
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Claiming losses against your 2014 tax filings are a great way to earn $50m from the CARES Act Stealth Bailouts
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Unicorns in the Valley of Coronavirus
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yes, Biden's mental gaffes are better than Trump's bottomless corruption and division and we should not make the same false equivalence we did in 2016
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(JamBase)
 
 
 
Fark's most beloved singer and Fark's most hated singer team up to sing on benefit song for COVID-19 relief in Canada. Can the Apocalypse be far behind?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Umm... You fellas have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Chinese ambassador to Israel dies in his sleep from natural causes. Fark: at 57-years-old
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Let's hope a tobacco-based COVID vaccine doesn't go up in smoke
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, this isn't going to go over well. Prepare for a Cat 4 Twitter storm soon
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with Friday Movie Night. This week: Strange-but-real Mormon short films with questionable messages, one of which might have been the basis for "Shallow Hal." Grab your popcorn and join us live 9 p.m. ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Imagine being famous just for lip-syncing the president's speeches, well it's easy when your historically unpopular president sounds like a drunk 4 year old on the verge of a nap
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(Calvin Ayre)
 
 
 
Casino sees a mass firing by Zoom meeting and raises by firing via voicemail
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump has a special message for the Russians
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Coffee has overtaken tea in Russia, but will never beet vodak
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
What celebrity would you like to record a voicemail message for you? And what would it say?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
All of South Africa becoming lack toes intolerant
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Farker of 17 years passed away last week. We hope the message boards where you've gone are already filled with your snark. Goodbye, Sid_6.7
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(CNN)
 
 
 
48 to co-chair 46's campaign climate task force
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The test being used in the White House and elsewhere may end up missing half the COVID-19 cases it should detect. So the odds that Trump has it just jumped exponentially
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Although an upgrade to Windows 10 might turn that coffee into an altogether different variety of frothy, brown liquid"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The (not so well) regulated militia plans to terrorize Michigan on Thursday
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(Design Week UK)
 
 
 
From stupid slogans to infantile infographics to convoluted charts, UK design experts are unimpressed with Boris Johnson's newest attempts at coronavirus lockdown messaging
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Trump Death Clock" in Times Square hits 48,000
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Big Oil has big plans for net zero emissions. They're also going to pay off the world's debt, establish a unicorn sanctuary staffed by penguins on Mars, and get you laid. Are they credible?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Looking to avoid burnout? Work less, fark more. No, seriously
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
How about we just keep the money?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"Barack Obama is sending coded messages to deep state operatives to go out and do more dirty work," claims a clearly unhinged Sean Hannity, hearing another dog whistle
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Mon May 11, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Let's reopen state parks but leave restrooms closed. What could possibly go wrong?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: The Man comes around for MiTB winner, the Empress of Tomorrow. Edge still has business with a Viper & The Street Profits need some version of "the smoke" they are better at than the Viking Raiders. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The Stranger)
 
 
 
"Coronavirus: We got this." Seattle admits defeat with catchy new slogan
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
He started the day with $77,000 - by midnight he owed $9mil. Degree of difficulty: no crypto currency. Welcome to Fark
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump worries that all the White House staffer getting Covid-19 undermines his message about opening up the US when in reality it display exactly the correct message on what will happen
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Both sides agree: Boris Johnson is an idiot
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
United Airlines' bond sale fails to take off
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Good news gentlemen, dress pants are out. Denim is in
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Fri May 08, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Hockey guy apologizes for saying bad things on friend's Instagram which was "hacked" which as we all know, is the online form of blaming the media
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Braun & Bray come face to face before MiTB Sunday, Mandy & Sonya have a tussle, Sheamus has a welcome back "gift" for Jeff Hardy & who will be Daniel Bryan & Drew Gulak's mystery partner? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Metro)
 
 
 
For the last time, DO NOT APOLOGIZE OR RECONNECT WITH YOUR EX DURING THE PANDEMIC
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Mr. President, what are your plans for Mothers' day?" "Our military is doing great, but we had to totally rebuild it" "Do you have a Mothers' day message for Melania?" "My mother really loved me"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How the hell have they been groping your balls this entire time *without* wearing a mask
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
One of the world's best restaurants might be taken out
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Some anti-vaxers realize they don't want the dumbass tag anymore
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump has told advisers that he believes wearing a face mask would "send the wrong message" and make it seem like he is preoccupied with health instead of focused on reopening the economy
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Send fish to your friends, not a message
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Get ready for more ads on spotify. You heard it here first
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In spite of Corona, we can still get Corona
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Amidst all the dead, suffering, waste left in the plague's wake, BlackRock's Fink lays out the number one fear for corporate America in the months ahead: a tax hike
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hertz and Avis return cars they never owned
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Refusing to have the wool pulled over their eyes and concerned for their safety, US meat workers are starting to quit as the plants reopen. They're not sheep
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Temporary" is just another word for "nothing left to lose"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
When Gallant gets upset with the media, he writes strong emails to news stations. When Goofus gets upset with with media, he takes the smart TV he paid good money for outside and smashes it with a hammer. That'll show 'em
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(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers defecate on a car in Plainview, which is probably why they got caught
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Bath and North East Somerset Council aren't doing phrasing anymore
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Oculus is developing a smaller and lighter VR headset to help keep your facebook blinders on
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Man uses laser light show to project messages of hope to town residents, promote 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'. Bonus: Farker's friend
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Bankruptcy Hertz, don't it
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Chris Christie says we need to accept death, and welcome it like a delicious cream pie
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Infectious PA woman goes out on the town after quarantine, gets a night in jail and a new ankle bracelet
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's PM extends the lockdown, now says the sun will rise on May 31
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(Some graffiti artist)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Baltimore
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(Some graffiti artist)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Baltimore
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Large gatherings in Chicago draw outrage from subby, who wasn't invited
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Republican President calls for unity in the face of Covid-19. So of course the current Republican President divisibly ragetweets against him
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
President George W. Bush posts message of hope and damn it, who started cutting onions in here?
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The office you left isn't the one you return to. Neither is that plant you had on the filing cabinet
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮 You are the champions. You are the champions. No time for losers, like you in the White House ... well that's how I would have wrote it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The best time for the United States to start a sovereign wealth fund is 30 years ago. The second best time is right now
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Over the next two hours, the pilot flew a complex path that took him as far west as Prettyboy Reservoir and back east as far as Perryville
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
No Kissing, No Extras: How TV production is copying porn to fix the cable
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The roof's falling in on Freddie Mac
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Here's your daily reminder Lindsey Graham is an asshole
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Who's the hardest working man in show business during the Covid-19 lockdowns? You guessed it, Matthew McConaughey
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with increased lockdown sales, Blue Apron finds the recipe for failure
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
NATO teams up with AMC to declare war on Universal Pictures for releasing Trolls 2, surprising everyone who thought "Cats" would be the tipping point
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
He probably doesn't want this reported, but Saudi Prince Mohammed bin Salman's year is really going to pieces
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Even with processing plants ordered to stay open, wholesale beef just hit a new record, up 62% since Feb. Your dog wants steak, but can you afford it?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Tyson Foods helped create the meat crisis it's now warning against. Kind of a chicken/egg or oxy addiction/pharma rehab thing
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Beer trucks begin making the rounds in Chicago. Drew stares out window and longs for bourbon trucks to roam the bluegrass
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin says that states with "poorly managed budgets" will not get federal bailout funds. This is a guy who sat on the board of Sears for god sake
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iranian satellite launch 'sends message' to the world. They hope that someone gets their, they hope that someone gets their, they hope that someone gets their message in a rocket
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Oxford cuts ties to fossil fuels industry, as well as ties to the strippers, JFK and Stalin
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Distilleries now turning stale beer into coronavirus wine (and sanitizer). Sweet sweet coronavirus wine
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone can chillax. Scientists find COVID-19 is destroyed when it's exposed to 56 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes which should happen this summer due to global warming
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Best Korea thinks a letter will placate us that Kim Jong-un is alive until they fatten up someone else to pass off as him
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
It's important to project the same message as your boss
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Amid fallout from disinfectant comment Trump says coronavirus briefings "not worth the effort." Wait... WHAT effort?
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Icahn not believe how overpriced those stonks are
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"In 20 years our country will be run by people homeschooled by day drinkers"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Let the bodies hit the floor
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
UK government has told Dyson it doesn't need their ventilator. Dyson spent £20 million developing it but aren't asking for money
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"We're Pampering Our Pets More Than Ourselves." Well yeah - they've earned it for putting up with us these past few weeks
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
I was interested in the Sober-Curious Movement and practiced intentional drinking, but a global pandemic increased my accidental drinking and I'm drunk again
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
While you're doing what you can to keep things together, the $1bil video-game coaching industry is already at the next level
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
The Community Chest wasn't just a Monopoly trope after all. While this would be derided as Socialist Propaganda today, it reminds us that there was once a time when people cared about their neighbors. Ah well, what's the worst that could happen?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just received a misdirected text that said "Hold of on the DNR. The son is on board but we still need to talk to the daughter." What is the strangest text message you've received lately?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The states that asked first got the most virus disaster relief. Congrats CA, WA, and CT; suck it WV, ID, and VT
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
First base coach Mickey Mantle used a novel technique that ensured he'd never get to first base at all
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
This is a really bad time to have your phone number be one digit off from the state unemployment office fax line
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Buffet's business bastions breached by bug
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Construction crew hits underground phone lines belonging to the 'call before you dig' call center
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope none of America's enemies have robust, healthy naval forces, because we currently don't
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
CDC Director was totally misquoted by telling the facts and not our preferred message to the Fake News on Covid 19. He will be putting out a statement written by our cracked PR team
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
How Europe's hottest year looked FROM SPAAAAAACE
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Things have really gone downhill for John Cleese from the old Monty Python days of insulting the French, he's now charging fans £249 for insulting video messages after getting 'no work offers' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Now they even got cows wearing masks, although supposedly it's to reduce methane emissions. Subby thinks they are putting them on the wrong end
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York's snitch line is seeing results, if by results you mean pics of middle fingers and penises
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Timeline of how Trump's been doing handling the coronavirus, just to help keep things straight
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It seems "let grandma die to save the stock market" is not a resonant message with older voters
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ass-drilling leads to lack of social distancing
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
In other news...Dumb Swedes get lucky ... or are they still dumb ?
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WHO: U.S. researchers, physicians and public health experts. WHERE: WHO HQ in Geneva. WHY: Transmitted real-time information about COVID-19's discovery and spread in China to Trump Administration officials. WHEN: Late 2019. WHAT...the f*ck
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Dublin Live)
 
 
 
Leave Jason Bourne alone, or else
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(Global Citizen)
 
 
 
One World: Together At Home - Lady Gaga's star-studded concert special tonight on ABC, CBS, NBC, and other broadcast and streaming networks -- online preshow begins @ 2 PM ET
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Hey Donald, thanks for the billions to help save jobs. Now that the check cleared, we're still going to lay people off
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Zoom has to watch out for who-ha's and dingles now that people are using it for online sex parties
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Post Malone Is Planet Earth's Most Relatable Pop Star" said no one but his publicist
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
U.S. expected to lead contraction in global GDP this year. USA USA USA USA USA
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
When an $8.5bil global market crashes, the bouquet is not going to be particularly sweet
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thank you, Switzerland. In a return gesture of friendship, I shall eat some of your cheese. The one with the holes in it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The Fed: "We're just helping investment grade companies who were downgraded after the virus through no fault of their own". Also the Fed: *Buys $16 billion CCC rated Blackrock high yield corporate bond ETF*
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Pastor accidentally gives online sermon with Facebook filters on, is the most realistic sermon in centuries
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Carnival execs knew they had a virus problem but kept the party going. Soon the legal circus will be pitching its tents. Send in the clowns
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
I'm your private dancer, walking my doggy, wearing my costumes for all
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Look everyone *yawn* Susan Collins is concerned again
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Inspirational speeches can keep hope alive in times of darkness. If you could pick one Icon from history (living or dead) to deliver a message to humankind in our current time of need who would it be? LGT Subby's pick
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Maynard James Keenan's wine company plans to roast its own coffee. Also, every Tool song ranked, because related
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Social distancing will never work because Americans will do whatever they want" myth goes right out the window. 90% of y'all are doing a good job of it. It's the 10% who are going to protests, megachurches, and COVID parties we have to worry about
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Sovereign wealth chief Russiasplains how higher oil prices are wonderful for the U.S
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A tale of two universes: Fox News and CNN chyrons show the difference between delusion and reality
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The happy ending for Donnie's key 2020 states is looking stormy from the twin blows of the mushrooming virus and job loss
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We can't go back to old normal, so what will the new normal look like?
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Neighborhood rable rouser who once made Fark headlines for protesting a city ordinance about fence heights by placing naked mannequins all over his yard back at it again. Difficulty: with social distancing, PPE and bunny ears (SFW)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The rest of the world is noticing what an incredible job Trump is doing, too
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
CEO complains there are too many Zoom meetings. Fark: Zoom CEO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Nearly all of trump's base believes the novel coronavirus was made in a lab
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain: "Shame on Michigan's governor for banning people from buying baby car seats with her Stay At Home order." That Woman From Michigan: "That's not true, read the FAQ's on the state coronavirus website. Happy Easter"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
More than half of the new Coronavirus cases reported in China on Sunday are Chinese nationals on a flight returning from Russia, you know, the country that claims they haven't got any of the 'rona thereabouts?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maggie Haberman again finds herself defending the New York Times against Sean Hannity's idiocy
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Sat April 11, 2020
(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Creator of Care Bears has drawn a new one. It's called the Stay at Home Bear
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Ducky got back
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(Some Australian)
 
 
 
But is it though?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Indian badminton star calls out national sports TV network for airing classic cricket matches 24/7, asks them to mix in some badminton and other sports to protect children from cruel and unusual punishment
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
We are doomed
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
This should cause a well reasoned twitter response
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Two British people you've never heard of have split up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
California secedes
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Tua Tagovailoa fails physicals from two teams that really, really don't want someone else to draft him
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nick Saban has come a long way as coach for Alabama. He learned how to e-mail and text while social distancing
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
With social gatherings restricted, Hong Kong protesters are flocking to Animal Crossing to demonstrate against government, Tom Nook's reign of terror
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cole the Deaf Dog takes his message of kindness and happiness on the road
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
"Infodemic." See: "YouTube"
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Some smart cookie has invented a protective face mask that displays custom animated messages using LED technology. What would yours say?
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