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Fri September 25, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The archaeologist who tried the mask for size said it was "Smokin'..." according to reports (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WSFA)
 
 
 
Everyone's favorite horseback pedophile Roy Moore is back, this time suing Alabama's leaders for enacting COVID restrictions and mask orders that actually saved the state from a serious spike in deaths
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It's not just the anti-maskers that are getting it: Virginia's Governor Dr. Ralph Northam, who has frequently been criticized by state Republicans for imposing Covid restrictions that are too stringent, announces he and his wife have tested positive
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
"Naked cleaning is bringing back happiness, fun and a sense of well-being after lockdown"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Covid-19 D614G. A new mutation with higher viral loads that makes it more contagious, but less filling
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Thu September 24, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but 'The Masked Singer' and 'DWTS' are faking their audience crowds. Stay strong, this too will pass
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The governor of Missouri has been an opponent of any kind mandatory facemask requirement. Well, since you're reading this on Fark you'll never guess what happened to him
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The CDC would like to let you know that your Halloween costume mask does not serve as a replacement for a face mask
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The CDC would like to let you know that your Halloween costume mask does not serve as a replacement for a face mask
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you let your high schooler host a large party with underage drinking the police would like to have a word about this new virus you apparently have never heard of
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Ok, I downplayed the virus. I held bigly rallies and mocked people for social distancing and not wearing masks. I'm Putin's biatch. I'm trying to steal the election from Sleepy Joe and that woman. But, but Hunter Biden
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
It could be that, Mr. Aikman, or it could be the NFL wants to protect its billions in profits for the season by not having it canceled by a virus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Catwoman incarcerated for cat burglaries
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The NFL just gave head coaches 100,000 reasons to keep their masks on during games
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Mon September 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Perpetually battered wife known as the CDC apologizes for "accidentally" posting new warnings about airborne COVID
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(CNN)
 
 
 
When asked if holding Trump rallies during the pandemic sends the wrong message, the White House Coronavirus Czar says, "biology is independent of politics." Asked to respond, the Coronavirus just made an "ok" sign and said, "Sure, whatever"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The next Covid-19 superspreader concert series is brought to you by Sanford Health
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Sun September 20, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes. The wøndërful telephøne system. And mäni interesting furry animals
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
What? You don't have a personal microclimate helmet? Pffft, loser. And now it's OFF to the future
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Sat September 19, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Doctor who was an early advocate for masks dies of COVID-19, idiots not listening to her
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Is Halloween canceled this year? Because apparently we can't trust people to be sensible and decide for themselves
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Fri September 18, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
NH House speaker apologizes to UNH for lawmakers' beer-drinking, maskless, fratbrah behavior, So, we cool now, brah?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Fauci: I've directed NIAID for 36 years, through six presidents, and no way is that shiatstain in the Oval Office gonna tell me how to do my job
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
At Trump PA rally people cheered when Mark McCloskey spoke of grabbing an AR-15 rifle from his house. They applauded when he said he was ready to kill a protester allegedly threatening him. Nearly no one wore masks, at least one openly wore a handgun
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
'We do not believe in them': Florida Bar bans people wearing masks, common sense
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A pastor in Idaho called himself a "no-masker" during a service and repeatedly questioned the veracity of coronavirus case reporting. You know what happened next
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Thu September 17, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The USPS had a plan to send face masks to every household in April. The White House blocked it because they didn't want to cause a panic
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Act surprised" when voters ask you poll workers why you're not wearing a mask. Difficulty: Not Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you had less than one week before NFL teams that let fans into stadiums started seeing positive covid tests, come up and collect your prize
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Covering Trump's indoor rallies as a member of the press is the equivalent of taking your entire family with you to Fallujah
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Oh my, look at all the Communists. They must be Communists, because they are defying the rules of the PRIVATE PROPERTY OWNERS, whose property they are on
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(CNN)
 
 
 
And having to use curbside pickup is no better than being tied to a whipping post
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Wed September 16, 2020
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
OK, Farkers, rise and shine, don't forget your masks, cuz there's COVID outside. Time to come up with temporary coronavirus-themed nicknames for all the NFL teams for use in the next WHAR GRAF WHE?
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(KOMU Columbia)
 
 
 
Don't hang your mask on the rearview mirror
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Wolf Blitzer to Jared Kushner: The President retweeted a tweet implying Joe Biden is a pedophile. Jared Kushner: Haven't seen it, but did you know the President was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Challenge accepted, bro
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher refuses to wear a mask. Look for Liam Gallagher to become vocally pro-mask by week's end
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Tue September 15, 2020
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raider's Gruden: That memo from the league about coaches being subject to fines if they don't wear their masks properly? Yeah they may as well have said "Coaches need to wear their masks correctly at all times on the sideline...JON"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When the article's correction notice tells you more than the article
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Wearing masks, holding onto their butts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Ram's McVay: That memo from the league about coaches being subject to fines if they don't wear their masks properly? Yeah they may as well have said "Coaches need to wear their masks correctly at all times on the sideline...SEAN"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I think masks are inappropriate for my manly bearing, so I'm going to wear a motherfarkin' snake on my face when I travel on the local public transport system
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
And in other news, police are investigating a series of violent assaults against cute robots
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Mon September 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Donnie: Here in Murrica, we don't wear masks and we don't social distance, so come to my peace ceremony and sign that treaty so I can get my Noble Prize. Bibi: How about No?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump not concerned with Covid at his rallies, because he's safely distanced from the crowd ObviousSickCreepyIronic
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Put on a mask or so help me I will turn this plane around
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
The dipshiattery returns to Westchester
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Annnnd one of the last bastions of old Vegas has begun to dissipate
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Artist selling 'Karen' Halloween masks, calls them 'scariest thing you can be.' At that price, Subby will just be going with the Andy Reid foggy face shield
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
College kids these days, they keep partying like they're immune to Coronavirus
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Grounding your kid for wearing a mask behind your back? How QAmom
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Should you mask shame someone if you see they're not wearing a mask?
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NIH director: "I'm rather disheartened by the lack of masks at the last Trump rally." Subby much more disheartened by the regular occurrence of authoritarian-cultish Trump rallies in general
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(RedState)
 
 
 
The sociopaths at Red State still claim to not understand pandemic masks are to protect others from your disgusting aerosol, not the other way around
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New CDC study concludes people who admit to dining at restaurants, a situation where they have to remove their masks while in close contact with others, catch COVID far more often than people who eat all their meals at home
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
Van cats give birth to last litter of the year. Unclear whether it was down by the river or not
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Presenting... the iMask. It goes over your mouth
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Presenting... the iMask. It goes over your mouth
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
It's still not too late to fight COVID-19 like a scientist
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
It's still not too late to fight COVID-19 like a scientist
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Wed September 09, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
New theory asks: Could a mask be a crude 'vaccine'? Well, maybe, but it'd probably be pretty hard getting it into the syringe
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Because what every high-end mall needs is a COVID-19 boutique. For all you Zoomers, malls were large indoor structures with multiple storefronts, most of which wouldn't ship to you, that doubled as free childcare for teenagers
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(Philadelphia Magazine)
 
 
 
Because what every high-end mall needs is a COVID-19 boutique. For all you Zoomers, malls were large indoor structures with multiple storefronts, most of which wouldn't ship to you, that doubled as free childcare for teenagers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Can coffins scare people into wearing masks? Probably as well as pictures of stained teeth and blackened lungs on cigarette packs stopped smoking
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
No new COVID cases at the Navajo Nation for the first time since March. Almost as if masks, curfews, and roadblocks work to contain pandemics
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
College students spent Labor Day partying like idiots, so is a Covid-19 spike nigh? Yes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "When you're a Democrat, the media makes you answer for every broken window and thrown bottle by protesters. But when actual GOP and Trump supporters call & cheer for assassinating Democrats...silence"
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(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
"Forcing boys to wear masks is emasculating"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump says it would be "an insult to our country" if Kamala Harris became the first female president. "People don't like her. Nobody likes her. She could never be the first woman president. She could never be. That would be an insult to our country"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
God says masks are no longer mandatory in Oregon, sends the state straight to Hell
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(Fosters)
 
 
 
Covidiots practice their Constitutional right to act like idiots
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
♬ Happy birthday to you. Soon you'll be dead of corona flu. Hope you enjoyed your birthday because it's the last for you. ♬
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's headline that would have made absolutely no sense 10 years ago: "An influencer who traveled to Rwanda to work with gorillas says she was locked up for 4 days after a false-positive COVID test"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
White House reporter declines to be infected by Typhoid Trump during press conference
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Congratulations to the USA. Thanks to your stunning success, international news doesn't bother reporting on who has the most COVID19 cases anymore. The discussion is only about who's taking second spot
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Brooklyn couple frog marched off NYC ferry in handcuffs over refusal to wear masks, claim they were discriminated against for being white
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Sat September 05, 2020
(NBC Boston)
 
 
 
How quiet is a $36k car ride home with your furious parents? Eleven students dismissed from Northeastern for violating social distancing will be able tell you tomorrow
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Don't go dressed as Coronavirus for Halloween; it's tasteless
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Fri September 04, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Over 30mil people told Facebook if they had the coronavirus or wore masks and now it will be used for science - IF you can believe anything on Facebook can be used for science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYC 2020: surgical masks. NYC 2030: scuba masks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Myrtle Beach, SC - where masks are mandatory but motorcycle helmets are not
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
'Funny' man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing mask on flight for "a laugh"
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
'Funny' man makes Pringles last four hours to avoid wearing mask on flight for "a laugh"
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
The real surprise is that it took this long for designers to put a high-fashion spin on face masks
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The real surprise is that it took this long for designers to put a high-fashion spin on face masks
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers player complains that road trips are "almost like prison," except for the fact that they don't have to smuggle drugs in their butts
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
ASU: we want all students to wear masks and practice social distancing. ASU professor: class, you are too spread out, I demand you all crunch into the first two rows of my classroom and all sit side by side
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(Wrestling Inc)
 
 
 
The Rock no longer can smell what he is cooking
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Valve getting banned, no half life specified
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(CNN)
 
 
 
People who consume conservative media are less likely to wear masks, also more likely to wear hoods
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kirk Cousins is taking an Ivan Drago approach to the coronavirus: "If I die, I die"
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Tue September 01, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Kansas man breaks out Halloween, Christmas decorations to promote face masks. Let's help him come up with some new ones
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(Some Superspreader)
 
 
 
Stop the Covid Chaos Rally happening tonight at Bandimere Speedway in Colorado because wearing masks is destroying freedom or something
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Scientists find you might still get Covid-19 even if you wear a facemask, but that facemask improves your chance of survival if you get it. Thoughts and prayers unavailable for comment
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
A rundown of every mask Lady Gaga wore at the VMAs
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Summer camps in Maine managed to operate safely with no serious Covid-19 outbreaks. The only things killing kids were evil clowns, rabid dogs, vampires and zombies
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Anti masker learns that facts don't care about his feelings
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wear A Mask applies to neck holes as well, apparently
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Sun August 30, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Despite the Coronavirus and despite the fact the network hasn't been about music for nearly two decades, it's time for the MTV VMAs, where autotune gets you the statue. But, hey, Lady Gaga is performing. The MTV Video Music Awards, 8 PM ET on MTV
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Sat August 29, 2020
(DW)
 
 
 
Thousands of coronaskeptics descend on Berlin to protest whatever it is they think they are protesting. There has to be an appropriate German phrase for these idiots
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Fri August 28, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The Gap fills a gap in the Covid face masks market, makes them $130 million so far
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(Axios)
 
 
 
In which we read between the lines of Trump's terrifying acceptance speech
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Asked to explain the lack of masks and social distancing at Trump's speech a "Senior White House official" shrugged and told CNN's Jim Acosta "Everybody is going to catch this thing eventually"
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(The Lily)
 
 
 
"They say my shoulders are somehow a distraction to a boy's education. Well then isn't it also distracting to wonder if that person over there might be breathing pandemic germs all over me?"
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Paris surrenders on masks for cyclists and runners citing their inherent interference with smoking
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Punk News)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ Hey now You're a hot spot What a dumbass Get plague ♫ ♬
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Kinsey Institute researcher mansplains why conservative men love to share wives and liberals secretly want blurred lines
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Masks imposed on Paris as 20% of the city is in the virus Red Zone. And as we all know, the red zone is for the immediate loading and unloading of patients only. There is no stopping in the white zone
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Researchers from MIT and Oxford say staying six feet apart from other people isn't enough to protect from COVID-19, along with a host of other things we're doing wrong
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Wed August 26, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Coughing into your elbow not all it's cracked up to be
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Why face masks can make eyes feel dry, and what you can do about it - here comes the science
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
2020 ranks high in fights-per-game among NHL postseasons. Probably because some politically-conservative players are mocking goalies for wearing masks
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
UK dance clubs could reopen but would require facemasks and social distancing dance floors complete with limits on how many people can get their boogie on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
A person apologizing for social media posts about rape and underaged girls, who said the drugs were clouding his judgment when he made them is A) a Thug Rapper B) A former Weinstein Company executive C) a Republican state congressman?
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Tue August 25, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
There's no hiding US covid cases are down because mask usage is up. "spiffy" tag wisely continuing to WFH
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
New Zealanders share photos of what a hellhole their country has become
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
I woo-ud like twa be a dam-boor-gair
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The five best masks for your children to wear this fall
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
How can 2020 suck more? Lightning strike during your wedding vows
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Do you even lift, bro?
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Area church isn't going to mandate masks or social distancing for its illegal indoor services because it "trusts" each person to make the right decision
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
This just in from the Ric Romero Institute: Emails show that business groups pressured governors to reopen much sooner
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Sun August 23, 2020
(Some Masked Man)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why certain people refuse to wear face masks or practice social distancing? If you answered "because they are sociopaths", come and claim your No-Prize
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This pool party is completely out of hand. No masks, no social distancing, it's like they don't even pay attention to anything anyone says
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Sat August 22, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
♬ Oooooklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping 'cross the plains / as your breathing stops / and your future's shot / as the COVID inflicts upon you paaaaaaaaaain ♬
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Fri August 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Covid-19 cases tied to Sturgis motorcycle rally in South Dakota crossed state line. Obvious tag waiting in line to get tested
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's 2020. Get your space helmet
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
While Portland, OR police have been busy at demonstrations for the past three months, bandits have been targeting local pot stores. The good news is that police will be able to trace the suspects because of the serial numbers on the stolen marijuana
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Election officials nationwide trying to outwit the Trump Administration race to expand voting options because of his made up Postal Service crisis
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Local woman with only one ear gets millions of views on Tik Tok for fun mask videos'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work out at an illegal gym in Michigan; no one wears masks or practices social distancing"
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Gathering of over 300 California wildfires expected to be cited for refusing to wear masks and not following social distancing guidelines
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gettysburg reenactors to wear masks except for those who won't
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(CNN)
 
 
 
To no one's surprise, the Sturgis rally was a big hit. Some bikers may be taking home an unexpected souvenir along with a headache, some MAGA swag, and a few STDs
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The White House is asking Mike Lindell to leave no pillow unturned in its search for a COVID cure
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
University of Connecticut boots students from campus housing over 'unapproved gathering' as seven test positive on campus. Infected student trifecta already in play, and the sun is barely up today
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(San Antonio Express)
 
 
 
Aaaannnd...here come the Sturgis Covid cases
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
"More than 170,000 Americans are now dead from this pandemic over the last five or six months... Would you still suggest that this has been a success story?" .. "Yes," replied Mr Kushner
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(Trust.org)
 
 
 
"Maybe that's a good thing to have a virus that is more infectious but less deadly," Well, given that we are never going to get the Plague Rats to go along with wearing masks, maybe this is what we need to go with
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Notre Dame succumbs to the inevitable and suspends classes eight days into the semester after 146 students test positive for Covid-19
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Nobody complains that their freedom's being taken away because they have to wear pants. But that's the law," says a guy who clearly has never shopped with subby
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Nobody complains that their freedom's being taken away because they have to wear pants. But that's the law," says a guy who clearly has never shopped with subby
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Delta, CVS partnering to make rapid-response Covid-19 tests for employees
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Bears announce Soldier Field during the Coronavirus Pandemic will look like Wrigley Field any given day
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Mon August 17, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Medieval Times around the country have just reopened, with socially distanced knighting sessions and masks galore. Come with your swords, stay for the bizarro
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone blames 'one of you non-mask wearers' for her sister getting Covid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You'll never believe it, but college students are not living like monks since reopening. Who could have possibly predicted this?
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Sun August 16, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
When life gives you Covid-19, you make leather, face-hugger masks
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(Distractify)
 
 
 
This apostrophe usage won't trigger anyone. Also something about not learning from history and the pandemic, but mostly the apostrophe thing
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan unveils $17 facemasks for musicians who want to continue blowing their horns and woodwinds while still being safe
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japan unveils $17 facemasks for musicians who want to continue blowing their horns and woodwinds while still being safe
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Community theater group performing one of the most craptacular musicals ever made decides there's no reason to require their audience to wear masks. And mamma mia, you'll never guess what happens next
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
"Six-foot distance and wearing masks are pagan rituals of satanic worshipers.... My kids are Christians. They are not subject to face coverings." School board meetings just aren't as boring as they used to be
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Fri August 14, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Here's the poster child case for not letting the turtle disallow coronavirus workplace liability lawsuits
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Air Fleischer is an idiot and no one wants to hang out with him. Are the two related?
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
"Aren't you at least going to buy me dinner first?" didn't make the list
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
NCAA gives a warning to the 3 remaining power 5 conferences, reconsider....or probably nothing
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Thu August 13, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Team of psychologists discovers that the Japanese wear facemasks not to protect themselves and others from disease, but to conform to social norms. "Building pressure to conform is an effective way for policymakers to prompt people to act favorably"
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Now that all the super spreaders have left Sturgis, it is time for them to descend upon Laconia, New Hampshire, and spread the love, germs
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Historic Orpheum theater builds Broadway-themed mini-golf course on stage in hopes of bringing customers back. Let's come up with some new holes for it
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Wed August 12, 2020
(WRAL)
 
 
 
ECU students: Let's party like it's 2019
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(Notre Dame)
 
 
 
President of Notre Dame admits to taking "inappropriate" pictures with students, says he was "caught up in the excitement." That's what they all say, padre
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Florida sheriff takes bold stance on mask wearing after 200 jailed inmates test positive and a staff member dies from coronavirus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
John McAfee's antivirus protection was adequate after all
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(Fox 5 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Remember Cherokee County High School? The one where all the students posed together out front for a back-to-school photo? Well, guess what
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
John McAfee arrested for wearing a thong
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
One, ONE Sesame Place employee attacked and injured by anti-mask visitor at amusement park. Ah, ah, ah
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Are New York subway riders too lazy to use a passcode or not wearing a mask regardless
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(WPBF West Palm Beach)
 
 
 
Illinois adds "workers enforcing public health regulations" to the list of people that automatically becomes aggravated battery (felony) if you punch someone telling you to wear a mask
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
'In the six days that Cherokee County schools have been in session, the north Georgia district has had to direct 826 students to quarantine due to possible exposure to COVID-19, along with 42 teachers.' Any guess on their mask policy?
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
"First, it was mystery seeds. Now, face masks from China are showing up - unsolicited - in Tampa Bay area mailboxes. And they are not gifts"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Republican National Convention succumbs to tyranny
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Mon August 10, 2020
(South Jersey Courier-Post)
 
 
 
Today's entry in the NJ Knucklehead Hall of Fame: a 250-person pool party, no masks, no social distancing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The air in NYC subways may be cleaner than the air in your office. No comment from the homeless dude in the corner who just did a number one and a number two on the number six
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey now, you're a cough star, got no mask on, get slayed
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Governor Kemp of Georgia using the Scooby-Doo villain defense of how the first weeks of school are going
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Avoiding death is for pansies
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Today's prize for the most Covid-19 infected family members as a result of attending a funeral goes to West Virginia with 40+ sick including 5-month old twins
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
After nine Coronavirus positives, multiple viral photos, and few masks, an infamous Georgia high school is switching to all-remote learning
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Arizona couple: "Ha Ha Look at all these idiots wearing masks because of a hoax." Arizona couple after being hospitalized with COVID-19: We really should have taken this more seriously (video)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Dollar tree to feature more masks, less red hats
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Man this instant pot can do anything
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you convince people to voluntarily accept wearing masks? This being Fark, the solution involves Heineken
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study from Duke determines which facemasks don't suck
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New study from Duke determines which facemasks don't suck
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The REAL secret about masks that "DOCTORS" and the DEEP STATE don't want you to see
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Six-state yard sale this weekend despite pandemic. Come for the vinyl records, stay for the vintage furniture, leave with coronavirus
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Trump's pastor holds huge rally in defiance of Las Vegas city ordinance, Romans 13:1-2
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
Knowing better than to try and muzzle them, the SEC masks their football coaches while on the sideline
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Anti-maskers explain how it's really about their personal freedom (to endanger and infringe on the freedoms of others)
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(Some Road Commissioner)
 
 
 
If you're an elected official, don't go on a rant about masks in a public meeting. But if you do, don't also drop the N-word. But if you do, don't repeat your remarks in a radio interview
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(McPherson Sentinel)
 
 
 
Kansas ended up being a "Natural Experiment" in whether or not wearing a mask slows the spread of COVID. Spoiler alert: it does slow the spread
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Debate commission denies Trump bid for fourth debate, second term
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
How can schools enforce a dress code yet make masks a personal choice?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine, who tested DePositive earlier DeThursday for DeCoronavirus, has now tested DeNegative
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(Green Bay Packers)
 
 
 
Packers cut the cheeseheads from attending their first two games due to coronavirus
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Funeral service results in 30 sick and 5 hospitalized after attendees "took their masks off and arranged chairs to sit together." If only there had been some possible way to avoid this
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Facebook takes down a Romanian troll farm pretending to be 'African-Americans for Trump'. It's a good start, now take down the rest of them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well time to break out a statue in her honor for such a bold outpouring of emotion
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Georgia schools respond swiftly as images of crowded, maskless students go viral. By suspending the kids who took the photos
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
You've seen the picture of students crammed into a hallway on the first day of classes in Paulding County, Georgia, maybe three masks among them? Looks pretty bad, right? It's worse. It's so much worse. Sad tag wins out over Fail and Murica
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Superspreader infects 91 at Ohio church. GOP Governor sends strongly-worded letter to all churches to please pretty please wear masks, is more afraid of "faith-based leaders" than of COVID. Deep Church
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Face mask mandates won't work if we don't educate the morons opposed to them
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"If oven gloves were essential to remove hot food from hot stoves, our hands would have evolved into them by now"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Last week, airplanes were turned around for passengers NOT wearing masks. Now, airline crew kicked a passenger off a flight for wearing a mask
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
Hey mister, would you like some cheese with that whine?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Dam, son
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You coronavirus clean freaks, don't expect to see any Clorox wipes until 2021
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
 
 
Atlanta In-Person School Update: Whoever had two days, you won
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Tue August 04, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In other news, 'Mask Slackers' in the name of my new indie-post-punk band
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In other news, 'Mask Slackers' in the name of my new indie-post-punk band
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(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
"The customer tipped five cents and wrote "get rid of masks, tips will be bigger," on the receipt"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Everything is fine now, the Trump campaign has sent out an email encouraging mask-wearing
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida businessman who has flown 33 times since the pandemic hit shares his routine for flying safe
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Anti maskers have been around 100 years. In 1918 a health official shot one on the street
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Obvious: The latest "horse race" poll shows a massive gap between Democrats and Republicans on the "Who do you trust more?" question. We're screwed: Not Between Trump and Biden, but between Trump and Fauci/the CDC
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
WHO says there may never be a silver bullet for corona. Anheuser-Busch stock surges
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
USA, USA USA, 25% of respondents believe the US is doing a much better job than other countries in its Covid response
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It might even be higher, but the answers from the people on ventilators are tricky to decipher
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
It might even be higher, but the answers from the people on ventilators are tricky to decipher
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jeanine Pirro says she won't take a coronavirus vaccine. Very well; we agree to your terms
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(The News International)
 
 
 
Forecast in Germany is for partly COVID cloudy with a possibility of light death clearing up by 2021
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Mon August 03, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one before - shirtless, maskless, drunken, belligerent English tourists start brawl - oh, you have heard it?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert and Trump roasted for their their fragile maskulinity; "Nobody should be berated for wearing a mask unless of course, it's hanging below their chin which is a bit like putting a diaper around baby's ankles"
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Man creates a mask you can drink in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Half of Canadians believe unfounded COVID-19 theories: the virus was engineered in China; the virus is a cover up of 5G effects; hydroxychloroquine can cure it; or rinsing your nose with a saline solution can protect you from infection
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We could learn a lesson from the past. In 1918 people were told to wear masks and . . . they were just as stupid as people are now
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We could learn a lesson from the past. In 1918 people were told to wear masks and . . . they were just as stupid as people are now
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(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Tennessee Republicans gather for a packed Lincoln Day dinner and of course everyone was social distancing and wearing masks, right? Right?
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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Sat August 01, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Put on your masks, ya deutschebags
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Fri July 31, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Person in charge of league chastises league for not handling things well
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
It seems the hot librarian was too hot
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Republicans 'stand ready' to say 'cheese it' to mask requirement
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Dancer talks about the difficulties of continuing to work at her strip club during the pandemic
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
95% of adults are now wearing face masks in public since Trump started wearing one. Surely someone to the Right will point out what an example of leadership that is, Biden didn't get us to 95%
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Target Tonya loses clients, husband, career because of masks, now has some regerts
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Gov. Evers orders statewide mask mandate for Wisconsin. Subby working on cheese curds and bratwurst in IV form
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(Politico)
 
 
 
For the people that actually WORK on Capitol Hill, Rep Gohmert's positive coronavirus test was a breaking point, and they are speaking out about an environment where mostly GOP members refuse to wear masks, berate staffers that do, and don't allow working from home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Why some Americans will never wear a mask. Um...is it because they're idiots?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor introduces the 'Knucklehead Hall of Fame.' This being NJ, expansion plans immediately announced and a toll will be charged to exit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas is now outpacing New York in number of coronavirus cases
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Is Trump a sociopath? 'He certainly acts like one'
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Um.... Wow, just wow
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Arizona Target vandal regrets destroying mask display at store
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gohmert is going on the pill
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Thank you Mr. President
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mandatory masks in House of Representatives. This means youie, Louie. Betting to the right on how many GOP Reps are denied entry or removed
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Degree of illness from COVID-19 is connected to the amount of virus inhaled. If only some sort of cheap, readily-available barrier method existed... Oh well, back to watching countries run by grownups leave America in the dust
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hosts of underage drinking party say they didn't intend to host a "COVID Party," just a crowded house party with people from multiple states, lots of alcohol, and no masks. And that girl they let in said she only had strep. Well okay, then
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It turns out it isn't just Louis Gohmert's (R-ONA) staffers who were forced to not wear masks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I regret little, but getting a mask of my own face is up there with bad decisions"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Believing in the COVID hoax... That's a paddlin. Telling me to wear a mask in your store... That's a paddlin. Expecting me to care about my fellow man... That's a paddlin. Takin this story to the media... Ooh, you better believe that's a paddlin
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facemask you're doing amazing sweetie
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Facial recognition software is getting better at recognizing masks
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Nuggets forward Michael Porter Jr. has never been vaccinated, thinks the virus is being used for "population control"
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
If the game happens, Ohio State announces that most Ohio State fans who watched them beat Michigan in person last season will be able to watch them do so in person this season
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois governor J.B. Pritzker visits rebellious anti-mask Covid hotspots in southern Illinois to chide them for being morons
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Celebrated epidemiologist and Small Face Syndrome sufferer Charlie Kirk says he won't wear a mask because he doesn't believe the science
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Rage unmasked: How a piece of cloth has America going mad" JFCOAPS, its a bit of cloth, not an Alien facehugger. Wear a goddamn mask
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "Rage unmasked: How a piece of cloth has America going mad" JFCOAPS, its a bit of cloth, not an Alien facehugger. Wear a goddamn mask
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Wearing masks, like requiring seat belts or banning smoking, is absolutely fundamental to protecting (airline) passengers and crew during these unprecedented times"
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Slight overestimate as "Million Unmasked March" draws only 150
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
Slight overestimate as "Million Unmasked March" draws only 150
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
TNfected
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Miami police setting up "mask traps". Admiral Ackbar unavailable for comment
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Owners of gym that defied governor's executive orders to remain closed arrested. Must report to court in 26 minutes
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(Core 77)
 
 
 
When Star Wars meets high fashion, come for the 'Louis Vader', stay for the 'Gucci Fett'
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(MetroWest Daily News)
 
 
 
Teenagers won't take your ice cream order until you comply with their state's laws and regulations? That's definitely a violation of your constitutional rights and you should curse them out until they call the cops
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That hot Portland protester who got naked says she's naked all the time and wombat disco billfold because you're no longer reading this headline (possibly NSFW due to buttocks)
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man at Alabama Baptist revival who infected 40 has "No nothing. Not a sniffle. Not a headache. Nothing." Gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, it's good enough for me
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Sun July 26, 2020
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
For your safety, please stay one cow apart
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics
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(10 News)
 
 
 
As normal people do, couple does not wear masks while eating in the park. What could go wrong?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
London man takes wearing a face mask a little far south (NSFW)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Right-wingers think wearing a face mask is not cool. In other news, right-wingers think some things they do are cool
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
25 mask wearers with assorted health conditions explain why if they can wear a mask, so can YOU
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Grocery store decides to suspend employee who pepper-sprayed a man who attacked her over mask requirement
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the 9,000th time: wear your farking mask
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
There are performers and events subby could possibly imagine thinking "the risk of getting covid is worth it." None of these come close to even remotely make the list
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I work the rides at Disney World. The clientele we've had since reopening has been...fascinating"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
In a federal filing last week, the RNC reported spending $14,000 on "building maintenance" -- which now appears to be a misspelling of "masks for ourselves"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
The Stupid Prize store is gonna have to close for restocking at this rate
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ MaskDonald's is your kind of place... Cover your goddammed face.... Don't get those covid toes, or coronavirus up your nose... MaskDonald's is your kind of place... ♪
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmart is opening at least six more health clinics in Atlanta by the end of the year, won't comment on if it's being sued by the gubberner for wearing masks
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(MetalSucks)
 
 
 
Let the bodies hit the floor
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Walmart is better at being the CDC than the CDC
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Which mask works best? Let's go to the video
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Berlin's bondage brothels can reopen, but masks are mandatory so make sure you can mumble the safeword
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Staples to require masks starting Monday. No, you can still hook them over your ears
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
CDC: if you're into making masks at home, make sure you're into multiples too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Life as you knew it in 2019 will never return
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The Donald Trump of Asia: Wash your masks in gasoline to kill Covid
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"So this is how maskless covidiots get kicked off planes . . . with thunderous applause"
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The world may be going to hell in a hand basket, but at least the Clermont Lounge is reopening
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(KTSM)
 
 
 
Today's "Covidiot throwing doughnuts at employees after being told to wear a mask" incident comes to us from El Paso
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Anna Camp: "I didn't wear a mask outside just this one time. Oops"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Big, tough Philadelphia SWAT Officer Richard Paul Nicoletti, who lowered masks of protesters to douse them with pepper spray as they knelt during a police brutality protest will be charged. It's a start
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Bipartisan support for masks is on the rise thanks to common sense
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree and Family Dollar shoppers don't have to get all masked up like they're going to Walmart or something
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coronavirus may cancel Halloween
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Tue July 21, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"Mask mandate debate echoes seat belt battles of the 1980s"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"It's patriotic to wear a mask" says man who attends fundraisers without a mask
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House scheduler? Dr. Fauci here. What time do you want me for today's coronavirus briefing? .... Hello? .... Hello??
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(CNN)
 
 
 
#HonestObit
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Walmark unmasks $428mil in new employee bonuses, gives them the bird too
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump's tweet about wearing a mask being patriotic has created an avalanche of triggered snowflakes
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump's tweet about wearing a mask being patriotic has created an avalanche of triggered snowflakes
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie surrenders, didn't even have to travel to Appamatox
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Winn-Dixie surrenders, didn't even have to travel to Appamatox
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Profiles in Cowardice
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Mon July 20, 2020
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Northern California restaurant near El Dorado Hills refuses to serve people who ARE wearing masks. It's like the gold rush all over again, but with disease
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old & stale: Farking behind 7 proxies. New hotness: breathing behind 6 facemasks without any oxygenation difficulties
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(AP News)
 
 
 
So, it's perfectly safe to re-open schools because kids just don't GET the Coronavirus and....Texas? You have your hand up? Something you want to share? HOW Many have tested positive? INFANTS you say?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Surgeon General: Look. If we're going to have a federal mask mandate we're going to need to be sending more stormtroopers into the streets like we did in Portland. And since you all didn't seem to like the stormtroopers, we can't have masks. Get it?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The U.S. isn't the only place with idiots protesting mask orders
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The U.S. isn't the only place with idiots protesting mask orders
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, only ninety miles away from 'Murica
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Leave it to the grocery store chain with "Dixie" in their name to come out and say they won't force their patrons to wear face masks while shopping
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Sat July 18, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Ma'am, this is a Verizon store, not a public restroom. And put on a mask, why don't you
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why can't Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp say yes to masks? Other than he's a farking idiot, that is
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Why can't Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp say yes to masks? Other than he's a farking idiot, that is
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Put your money where your mouth is: the going rates on face mask fines city by city
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Restaurant's owner tells 28-year-old bartender who had COVID-19 not to tell people about it. Serve them all the virus they want
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Fri July 17, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's a facemask, yes. But is it art?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
GameStop will require both remaining customers to wear facemasks
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Neither virus, masks, social distancing, or potential lack of pills shall keep Elvis Week from loving fans tender
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman raises over $100,000 with "flying penises, excited penises, boobs and vaginas"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Funny face masks are the way to go
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Wear a mask, 1918 influenza edition
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
2020: The year of living stupidly
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(CNN)