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Sun April 22, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rapper Belly gets punched in the belly a bunch of times at Coachella, thanks his lucky stars he didn't call himself Testeez
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If Yogi Berra played video games: "No one logs in to Fortnite anymore, it's too busy"
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Fri April 20, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Agents of SHIELD, Leo and Gemma are held captive by Ruby, luckily her endless monologuing will provide them with enough knowledge to escape and thwart her short sighted plans.(ABC 9ET)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For its final season, Showtime's 'Homeland' is just going to pretend like Trump doesn't exist. Rest of us not so lucky
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Wed April 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Despite what you see on celebrity Instagram accounts, actually going to Coachella as a pleb kind of sucks
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Washington Capitals won a playoff game in overtime last night
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The Washington Capitals won a playoff game in overtime last night
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It looks like Elvis' granddaughter, now 28, was a lucky winner in the genetic lottery
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(Metro)
 
 
 
President of Uganda wants to ban oral sex in his country because 'the mouth is for eating.' Yeah, good luck with that
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
We'd all be better off as a nation if Press Your Luck, The Newlywed Game, and Hollywood Squares were still on the air
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Daily Edge (Ireland))
 
 
 
Don't freak out you nutty superstitious people on Friday the 13th, these 13 important facts about the day will surely calm you down. Maybe not, because you're super nutty to begin with
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what two black holes smashing into each other sounds like, today is your lucky day
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I received a letter from the tax guys. As I opened it I pretended it was cheque. It was a notification of a sales tax refund. It was like a fantasy come true. Aren't I the lucky ducky today? $200 is $200. Will miracles never cease? 1st question 1st
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Is extraterrestrial life out there? It may be more unlikely than you think
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's company has been spared from the tariffs that her daddy has been placing on Chinese imports. What a lucky coincidence!
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Fluffy Unicorn Nipples (possibly not safe for under-aged unicorns)
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Hot Kelly Ripa's on the "lucky DNA lottery" diet, which apparently makes you look bangin' in a bikini at age 47
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(Metal Injection)
 
Video
 
If you've ever wondered what species of birds some heavy metal singers sound like, then today is your lucky day
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Indian woman fights off tiger with stick. She's lucky it didn't just use its claws instead
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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Fri March 30, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Are you one of the lucky 317,000 who live in the UK and have a registered .EU domain? Well, good news - at some undisclosed point in the near future, you're gonna be barred from owning that bad boy
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
If your fetish is watching Katy Perry stuff her face full of chicken, today is your lucky day
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Wed March 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Giants asking for at least two first-round picks for headcase Odell Beckham Jr. Good luck with that
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Mon March 26, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Plucky Toys R Us employee proactively sets up severance package
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
States persuaded Amazon to collect sales tax. Cities are out of luck
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cannes cans Netflix movies
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Feeling unlucky? The odds of getting hit with debris from China's falling space station are 1 in 300 trillion
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The greatest thing since sliced bread... sliced ketchup?
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Complex)
 
 
 
Michael Bennett thinks that when Beast Mode left Seattle that was the beginning of the end of the Seattle Seahawks
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Wed March 21, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
What the fridge? NH Lottery Commission replaces "Luck Yeah" ad campaign because the original phrase sounded like profanity. Shut the front door. Get the fudge out. God bless America
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Runner crosses finish line at Lucky Charm race to find a diamond instead of gold
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Black Panther reigns supreme with $28.5 million as Tomb Raider digs up $23.5 million for the #2 spot. A Wrinkle in Time slips to #3 with $17 million as Strangers: Prey at Night tumbles to #8 with $5 million, Red Sparrow plucked at #9 with $4.8 million
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Sat March 17, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Powerball is up to half a billion. What would you do if you won?
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Today on "Where are they now?", we have 1998 lottery winner James "I'm not going to blow the money" Hayes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Malaysian man who described himself as a "snake whisperer" dies after getting ... and we're pretty sure you can figure out the rest of the headline
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
How to make a Lucky Charms Pie for St. Patrick's day. Now where's me lucky insulin?
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering where you could order a supercar built by ex-Lamborghini employees under the supervision of a legendary composer, this is your lucky day
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Wed March 14, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Tim Tebow at only 1 for 18 is sent to a minor league camp by the Mets. Harry Doyle approves
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Sun March 11, 2018
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
California lawmaker wants to protect snowflakes from the horror of driver's license pictures
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
"Glitter beer is a thing now and we're not sure how we feel." I think I can help: Annoyed, disgusted, aghast, flabbergasted, nauseated, stabby, repulsed, horrified and like moving to Germany
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Darn the luck, the FEC says that new rules requiring disclosure of who is buying political ads on social media simply won't be ready by the 2018 election season
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
It turns out shelter dogs want the same thing as the rest of us: A comfy lounge chair to relax in while waiting for our luck to change
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, Nick is not entirely human," said Gaiman. Nick Offerman joins cast of 'Good Omens'
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
And they said I'd never get lucky if I was a gamer (NSFW)
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Mon March 05, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New Englanders prepare to grab their ankles again as the second Nor'Easter in a week forms up. Good luck finding that last loaf of bread
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
The role of luck in life is far greater than acknowledged, extending to whether this gets greenlit
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
"Did Jared have seven investigations into him or six?" Well to tell you the truth in all these news dumps I kinda lost track myself. So you've gotta ask yourself one question, "Do ya feel lucky?" Well? Do ya? Because heres a handy dandy chart of them
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Polling firm has found the luckiest person in America
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It says here that you accidentally blew up a building, robbed a bank, murdered dozens of people, and invented New Coke. Well, this is your lucky day, because the other applicants are all Trump staffers
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas coach: Sorry, kid. We don't recruit athletes from Colorado because our athletes have a hard time passing our drug tests as it is, and since your state has legalized marijuana, well, good luck. Thank your liberal politicians
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Tue February 27, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Dude was trying to rip off my weed, man. Sure lucky the pigs showed up
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Mon February 26, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you have a thing for Kendall Jenner AND a foot fetish, this is your lucky day
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After the critical disasters of Bright and Cloverfield Paradox, let's see if Netflix can turn its sci-fi luck around with Duncan Jones's dream project Mute. Oh dear
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Thu February 22, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Better luck next time, fictional screaming mob trying to pummel Dana Loesch to death with clubs and shoes. *Has anyone checked her mental health records?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
38 years ago today a bunch of plucky college kids performed a miracle
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Seattle begins season-ticket campaign for new NHL team. Hartford Whalers fans wish them luck
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Luck says that his second surgery on his shoulder has set sail, along with his career
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Poughkeepsie Journal)
 
 
 
The science behind luck
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Dunkin' Donuts joins the green revolution, will ditch all polystyrene cups by 2020. As with Starbucks, you'll still be out of luck when trying to recycle the new paper cups, so yay
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Lucky Charms is now Brony Charms
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Fri February 16, 2018
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
What The Year Of The Dog Means For You
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(WTVR)
 
 
 
Woman who had heart transplant as a girl needs a second one as an adult. Brings same stuffed tiger to both operations for good luck
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The TNG episode "Tapestry" aired 25 years ago today. John-Luck Pickerd still hasn't picked up his flowers
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what Toto's "Africa" would sound like when played over the sound system in an empty shopping mall, well, today's your lucky day
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(Boing Boing)
 
Video
 
If you want your own flamethrower but refuse to hand over huge stacks of cash to Elon Musk's Boring Company, then today is your lucky day
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Mon February 12, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Maybe we'll get lucky Monday night and see some alpine skiing in the Men's Combined event, Chloe Kim competes in the halfpipe snowboarding and golds are awarded in the women's luge and mixed doubles curling. Coverage starts at 7pm EST (NBCSN/NBC)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Cher, at 71, is still turning back time (possibly NSFW)
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Sat February 10, 2018
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
That "Australia isn't a country" professor will now have more time to spend with her atlas and globe
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Fri February 09, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
A tender love story of two vets who met 25 years ago, fell in love, and got married in the veterans home. If you're reading this on Fark, you know there's a twist
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you're interested in a free sex doll and you're not too picky, today might be your lucky day
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Celine Dion shakes a bronze replica of her dead husband's hand just before she goes on stage... for good luck. This is all entirely normal but what she rides just before she goes to bed is inappropriate
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you've been waiting for Edward Snowden to get dragged into the Nunes memo mayhem, then today is your lucky day
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what a home in Toronto looks like that was built in the 40s and decorated in the 60s, and then seemingly preserved in a time capsule, today is your lucky day
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Sat February 03, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Federal Reserve drops the hammer on Wells Fargo. Warren Buffett last seen looking for his lucky dime
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Some Food Nut)
 
 
 
Fark Food Thread: Be it a work event or the big game, what's your go-to when taking a dish for pot luck?
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Pornhub offers 110 gallons of lube to the city of Philadelphia for its dry pole problem after the police department announces it won't grease up the city's light poles for the upcoming Super Bowl
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Tue January 30, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered how the drinking bird toy works, today is your lucky day
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein just can't catch a break
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(Patch)
 
 
 
You guys are lucky that l don't know how to build a bomb because l would have done that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, good luck with that
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Wed January 24, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
The season finale of Riverdale will be a musical because why not?
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Just because Apple products cost their weight in gold doesn't mean you should also bite them to make sure they're authentic
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Mon January 22, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Long-sober Jackass star Steve-O pops question to girlfriend at his comedy concert after preparing for six months, and she said yes. For you millennials out there, MTV's Jackass was how Gen X killed time before the smartphone era
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(US House of Representatives)
 
 
 
Are you hip? Do you tweet with the twits and your thumbs go at 70 words a minute? Did you follow or "retweet" a Russian? Don't know? Well lucky for you, we have a list of all known Russian Twitter Bot accounts. Check to see for someone you love [PDF]
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Convicted felon guy has the bad luck of having a person or persons break in his house and leave a gun, lots of money and 10 lbs of weed hidden above the ceiling tiles just minutes before the sheriff showed up with a warrant. Doh
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Sun January 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"I realize how lucky I am that so much of my sex ed came from Harlequins"
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Thu January 18, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Kooky Hitler wannabes unable to take advantage of Trump's victory. Luckily for America, the stupid flows deep and wide in America's far right
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Mon January 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Democratic Leprechaun is running for governor, looking for a little luck
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Blake Bortles became second starting QB in last 25 years to win playoff game with more rushing yards than passing. Your dog knows the first
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Sat January 06, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
This new Sarlacc pillow is exactly what you need to complete that climactic scene on Jabba's sail barge
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Fri January 05, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
So, you're saying there's a chance?
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(TheStrad)
 
 
 
Alitalia: when you said "be extra careful with this 330-year-old viola da gamba" we thought you meant "run it over with a car"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a live reading in tweet form? No? Well today is your lucky day. Not only is Seth Abramson doing a live reading of Fire and Fury, but he's doing editorial comments throughout
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Thu January 04, 2018
(Belleville News-Democrat)
 
 
 
This is a much lucky American twenty dollar bill. Fark: Someone still had to run the anti-counterfeiting pen on it
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Wed January 03, 2018
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Have you spent the last 20 years playing video games in your mom's basement and are looking for a change? The Air Force has some good news for you
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Mon January 01, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach, continuing in his quest to prove a negative, says lawsuits are slowing down his voter fraud investigation
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Sun December 31, 2017
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Daily Show did an "In Memoriam" tribute to Trump's sexual harassment and assault victims, but they missed someone
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Fri December 29, 2017
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Las Vegas sports books lost record $11 million on baseball betting in November 2017 thanks to Astros' World Series victory, luckily offset losses courtesy of foolish non-Patriots and non-Warriors fans gambling on their own team to win it all
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Wed December 27, 2017
(TSN)
 
 
 
The NHL returns from its winter break with 13 games tonight scattered between 7-10 pmET. No TML tonight though as they're mourning the passing of The China Wall yesterday at 93. A very full life well lived, we should all be so lucky
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Typical Farker: "I am the world's biggest procrastinator." Congress: "Here, hold my beer in a few minutes"
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Tue December 26, 2017
(MSN)
 
 
 
Good luck
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