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Wed August 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If I was full of Guinness I would try to run the width of Ireland too, well except my back ah, sorry coach
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Tue August 09, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Now we may never learn who created that perfect Tom Cruise deepfake
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(DeadState)
 
 
 
TV evangelist is half right: He says meatless burgers are evil, which of course they are, which in turn alters DNA so vegans aren't human anymore, which means they can't get saved by Christ, which means.... they're stiggin' it to God, maybe?
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Mon August 08, 2022
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, the Ancient Order of Weeders is not a group of bagpipe-playing marijuana aficionados
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Lactation - The other whole milk
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Fri August 05, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY (busy birthin' baby)
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(TechRadar)
 
 
 
The most delusional prediction outside of politics
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bigfoot has returned, perhaps seeking a grudge match now that inflation has weakened the Six Million Dollar Man to tree fiddy
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Wed August 03, 2022
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Meet the five young actresses bringing HBO Max's spinoff "Original Sin" to bloody, suspenseful life
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Wealthy Hamptons residents are being asked not to water their lawns so much due to a drought and an ensuing water shortage. This will go over well
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Tue August 02, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Always read the fine print, even if it is about making swords
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Mon August 01, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Nothing says "We're sorry we couldn't provide you with service for four days" like a buck forty-nine
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Be careful, you're in Kansas now
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(Slate)
 
 
 
It's not fair to people with genital herpes that we expect them to reveal they have genital herpes to their sexual partners, since the shame of having genital herpes is worse than the symptoms. By a Slate writer who has genital herpes
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Fri July 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Them Duke boys found themselves in some mighty deep water this time
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Deliverance's iconic 'inbred banjo kid' still not plucking 50 years on after turning back on fame (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently climate activists in NYC are sticking lentils in SUV tire valves. Must also be vegans
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Mon July 25, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know inflation is bad when drinkers are ditching their usual beer and pushing up sales of Milwaukee's Best
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"It's my prerogative to purchase what I want to purchase if I work hard for it" says evangelist robbed of $400k in jewels during a livestreamed service. Thieves work hard, too
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Sat July 23, 2022
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
If they were that great, we would have heard them in the last 35 years, don't you think?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
This is just quackers
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Fri July 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
How to prevent brain melt during a heatwave
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The smell of weed has been used as the Great Boogeyman of America's Decline ever since people like Eric Adams needed boogeymen to explain their own failures
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Thu July 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lemme guess, they need this super powered gun that can rip through any known body armor because ... bears shoot back? Elk horns have become shields? If they shot a rabbit with one of these, you wouldn't be able to find the dust it left behind
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Wed July 20, 2022
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
We've had one red flag, yes? But what about second red flag?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Local officials around the nation are coming to the slow realization that maybe leaving lead water pipes in place until they actually start killing people isn't such a great idea because white people might be hurt by it, too
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Grifters upset that their community of sheep are being poached
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man claims running on all fours like a dog has made him crazy ripped, has to be at the park in 26 minutes (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
What John Fetterman is doing that's making it hard for the New Jersey TV star to campaign against and other Democrats need to learn to do
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Sat July 16, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A little late for that
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Fri July 15, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The nerve farts must be incredible
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Thu July 14, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Retiring before they remove your cold, dead hands from your work laptop is a mistake you're going to pay for for the rest of your life
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Stranger Things is actually a documentary
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"Five things to know about the next US housing crisis." Wait, what? Can't we get done with the current one first?
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today's National French Fry Day so let's all chip in, be it ketchup, ranch, mayo, or malt vinegar
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(CNN)
 
 
 
200 Congressional staffers prove that they've never met Congressional leadership
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Mt. Vesuvius killed a lot of people in AD 79, and gave one asinine dude some road rash in 2022. Never forget
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Tue July 12, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
NFTs are going to be the next Disney just without the compelling product, the intellectual property, or the positive user experience
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Murray . . , present in Toronto
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bak kut teh may giv yew can cer
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Mon July 11, 2022
(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
Quantum algorithms conquer new kind of problem. All they had to do was consult the oracle
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Sun July 10, 2022
(KOCO Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
ONEOK is not OK. There was a BOOM today
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Thu July 07, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
More and more Americans are returning to the office, but they've forgotten how to dress themselves. Article implies they knew before
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(Slate)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, Republican mothers are suddenly feeling a strange, uncomfortable need to have apologetic conversations with their more liberal children
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Former NHL defenseman Bryan Marchment dies suddenly at age 53, immediately knees Grim Reaper
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
TSA Pre-check is for people who are okay with surveillance
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Tue July 05, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A shocking number of cryptocurrency investors borrowed money to buy their crypto, with payday loans being one of the more popular avenues of finance. I'm sure this will end well
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The floodgates of truth have opened
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Cheney says J6 committee may make multiple criminal referrals to the DoJ for Garland to ignore
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Sun July 03, 2022
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
PR position opening Tuesday in Orlando
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Thu June 30, 2022
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
√9 + 2 (3 x 2) + 5317993
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Loser has one regret
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Insider)
 
 
 
Apparently wealthy people are getting botox injected into their bladders so they can hold it while sitting in traffic on the drive to the Hamptons. At least according to a New York City urologist
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Tue June 28, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Three ways to find all those hidden cameras in hotels and rental homes that are recording your every move
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(Guitar World)
 
Hero
 
Bad: You suffer from a panic disorder. Worse: You suffer a panic attack shortly before you're supposed to go on stage for a gig. METAL: you play the gig from a backstage bathroom
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(CBC)
 
 
 
When Indians end up with "XXX" as their first names on passports. Vin Diesel and McLovin seen nodding in sympathy
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Bugs in your beverages? German scientists are spilling all the tea
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Sun June 26, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Kansas City is actually number one in something
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clever NFT investors didn't realize they were interacting with Doop Snogg, a Snoop Dogg impersonator
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Good
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Grindr has a new category for men who want you to get off their back
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: The worst time you could have possibly invested in Bitcoin. Difficulty: Requires pre-assumption that there is, in fact, a best time to have invested in a Ponzi Scheme
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I didn't realize I had bad parents until I became a mother"
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Cows only look dumb to you because you're simply not capable of understanding the advanced cognitive levels they actually operate on. Actually, that's probably true about most things
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A listicle, but an entertaining one of Italians getting angry at Italian food improperly prepared
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Sun June 19, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kenny Loggins heads back into the danger zone
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(Newstalk)
 
 
 
The latest thing that can lead to an early death? Exercise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After Secretary Pete questioned airline executives about the massive increase in flight cancellations, you'll never guess why he was late for his next meeting
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Fri June 17, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Can you count how many sausage dogs are in this sausagefest?
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Wed June 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it turns out that White Supremacists don't exactly have the most educated, progressive views on gender equality or gay rights, either. It's almost like these people are hateful assholes or something
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Tue June 14, 2022
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Millions believe they done with taxes this year. But IRS is not done with them
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Pack your stuff and get out of my house"
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
The family that exorcises together, stays in jail together
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Heavy)
 
 
 
"Last week, some d-khead at Fox was like 'Star Trek is too woke.' Which is like, 'Water is too wet.' Are you confusing 'Star Trek' with... I don't know, literally everything else?"
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Rowan Atkinson confirms Mr. Bean was a narcissistic anarchist
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Adopting five healthy lifestyle behaviors boosts life expectancy even in those over the age of 80: less booze, don't smoke, lose weight, get more sleep, and whatever that fifth thing was
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Homeowners in Illinois are saying yes to No Mow May and letting lawns grow wild. Subby has been doing this for years and proposes No Tow the Cars on His Lawn June
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Greenwich Village's Unoppressive Non-Imperialist Bargain Books store runs into an oppressive imperialist landlord wanting a non-bargin rent hike
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live's funniest cast member finally opens up about their departure from the show
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Fri June 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
What is it with Republicans becoming so bold and spinally endowed once they're no longer in office?
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
No man is an island, they say. But if you're willing to live alone on one, you can be
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Should we be putting hots (New England's vinegary, spicy condiment) on our sandwiches?
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Thu June 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Don't look now but there's something funny going on over there at the food bank, George. I've never really seen one but that's got all the earmarks of being a run
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz calls out Republicans who canceled appearances at NRA Convention. Was apparently upset there was no one to share all that blood for his hands
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The collapse of TerraUSD will 'probably be the end' of most algorithmic stablecoins. At least until a new crop of marks and morans can be roped in
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Tue May 31, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey everybody don't forget that it's the last day of MerMay today. So if you didn't get your Mer on earlier, then for Mer's sake get out your MerPaints and start MerPainting. No Ariel porn, please
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Sat May 28, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Starbucks brings Black Mirror episode to real life, where baristas' working hours & income now depends on a "connection score" rating them on how customers feel about literally anything out of their control
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Rio de Janeiro airport attacked with sexy results
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Today somebody thought it would be funny to set off a bunch of fireworks behind the school where I teach. My students were terrified. I was terrified. Tomorrow is the last day and I don't know if I can bring myself to go
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(CT Mirror)
 
 
 
$3 Million State of CT summer tourism campaign 'Find Your Vibe' generating a lot of buzz, hopes to make a lot of people come
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Wed May 25, 2022
(The Onion)
 
 
 
[Open "mass shooting_article form.docx" - populate local fields and names]
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
"... [I]t is insufficient protection for the public merely to tackle the individual rather than the gun"
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Tue May 24, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. Johnny Depp is winning his court case against Amber Heard. On social media, I mean, not, like, in the courtroom or anything. And a social media win is just as good, right? Thanks, NPR
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Mon May 23, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Go North, and you will find the holiest beer of this land
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Sun May 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Big shock to know some megachurches are cults
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ireland rolls out the red carpet for Ukrainian evacuees. Evacuees from 'less desirable' countries are told to go away
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The story of Jason X and how we were *this* close to a hellbound Gilbert Gottfried helping Jason break out of Hell
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Make a run for the border and eat authentic foods
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Wed May 18, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
DIY prevents DOA
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with facial tattoos sees what he'd look like with all of his ink gone. Has no real regerts
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Need Jenny? Here's a list of every US and Canadian area code and 867-5309 and who answers. Not in service means she doesn't want to talk to you
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Sat May 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Four things to know about crypto as the Great Meltdown continues. 1) It's a scam. 2) It's always been a scam. 3) It will always be a scam. 4) If confronted by someone who's white knighting it, goto 1
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Thai government celebrates cannabis legalization by giving out 1 million free plants to people to grow at home. US government celebrates 1 million homes seized for people growing cannabis
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
C-Span loses its dozens of viewers due to cord cutting
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard an armed society is a polite society, so I put a road rage shooting in your freeway shooting investigation
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Thu May 12, 2022
(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
What unprofessional things have you done at work? This being Fark: apparently, being drunk at work is generally considered unprofessional
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Las Vegas is struggling with rising violence in schools. Have they considered more guns? Maybe arming teachers and custodians? Autocannons in the hallways?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"No diet I eat double portions, of course...I love pasta and potatoes. But whatever is on the table, I eat it....I prefer the French wine and the Belgian beer." Fark god or 71-year-old record marathoner? Why not both?
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Do you really need to be concerned about deleting your period tracking app in a post-Roe world? Slate asks the question. Quick summary of the article: 1,600 words, then "meh, you decide"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Pussy Diet saves Pussy Riot
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
If you keep refilling them, you don't have to clean them (taps head)
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Mon May 09, 2022
(Time)
 
 
 
"The office as we know it is over." Well yeah, it went off the air nine years ago
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Why are unions becoming popular again? Ungrateful workers, opportunistic Democrats, social media. Notably missing from list: shiatty bosses
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Sun May 08, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Television is in a showrunning crisis. Farkers will point to the last few seasons of "Doctor Who" as a prime example
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Not this shiat again
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
"You know what no one could ever have predicted? That a market based on imaginary ownership of infinitely duplicable jpeg images might not be end-game, long-term sustainable"
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Now you're commuting wrong so you might as well WFH finish those donuts and let the powdered sugar fall on the sofa instead of your clean shirt
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, we're only about a month away from America actually becoming Gilead for real. But let's focus on the important question: Have we hit peak TV?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese high school students invented Space Mackerel for consumption by astronauts on the ISS. But is it any good?
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Sat April 30, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Fallout isn't a game, it's a recycling simulator
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
People always looking down on you? There is a solution
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(WLOX Biloxi)
 
 
 
Cockadoodle murder
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Elon Musk declares war on the Democratic Party
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: You're tidying your house wrong. And stop folding laundry, there's no reason for it
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Weird economic flex bro
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Thu April 28, 2022
(9 News)
 
 
 
Cool: Colorado teen invents a tote bag that doubles as body armor. Sad: Colorado teen feels the need to invent a tote bag that doubles as body armor
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What happens when all the teachers quit?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Actors announce rally in Hollywood to demand that they not be given a shot in the competitive industry
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
15 ways to use canned seafood assuming you've already bribed/sedated your cats
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
2022 continues its faceplant into the flowing gutter
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Tue April 26, 2022
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Disney doesn't give a fark. Not a single one
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Did anyone else know that Beyonce, Cardi B, Korean dramas, and yoga are tools of Satan? Let's ask Michigan secretary of state candidate Kristina Karamo her thoughts
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Mon April 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That's a bold lesson plan, cotton
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Article title: Everything we know about Elden Ring DLC. Only relevant sentence in article: At time of writing, it's not clear if there's going to be any DLC for Elden Ring
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Nudity isn't promised." It doesn't flat-out say that it won't happen, tho
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The insufferable wankers at the Guardian want you drool-stained proles to know there's a place in life for your bile, snark and venom, as if we needed those tossers to tell us that
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(Pensacola News Journal)
 
 
 
High school in Florida decides to hold its prom in a venue in which the capacity is far less than the population of its upperclassmen. Hopefully, the rest of the students will be able to enjoy this decorated home workshop
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Not trusting voters to do it, Michigan Republicans choose their statewide candidates at a convention so disorganized they'll have to do it over. "A voting fiasco." "They're all amateurs." "This is a joke"
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
From Nirvana to Goo Goo Dolls, Gen Z is revitalizing '90s rock. Because everyone wants to hear autotuned grunge music
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(Fox 28 New York)
 
 
 
Instant Karma: Carjacker beats an elderly woman and steals her SUV, only to die in a wreck on the interstate shortly thereafter
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Fri April 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Heat would love to go up 3-0 on the Hawks (7:00 PM ET on ESPN), the Bucks and Bulls will lock their antlers and horns for Game 3 (8:30 PM on ABC), and the Suns would love to shine on the Pelicans again (9:30 PM on ESPN). Like the playoffs so far?
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
A rare Business Tab/Caturday crossover (#3 at the link)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
She's right, you know
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"All the damn avocados I bought, I could have gotten a house"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Someone just unironically used the word "realism" to describe the work of Fark's favorite political hack artist John McNaughton
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin's campaign is a big joke she's not in on
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He says the office had more liquor bottles than water bottles like that was a bad thing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend pretends to be a different minority every week in order to get acting roles. What can I do?"
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Tue April 19, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
A lot of people have covered Bob Dylan songs. Here are the best ones. This list shall be released onto all of you
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Because. Nothing. It's Caturday when subby's told it's Caturday
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He may not be the hero we deserve, but he is the hero we need
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Former WWE star Virgil diagnosed with dementia. Homer inconsolable
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Fri April 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
A) Can I afford to quit now? B) Will be my new boss be as spineless, incompetent, and worthless? C) Is the new commute easier? D) How much spoiled, rancid fish should I nuke in the break room before striding out, fingerguns a-blazing?
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Wed April 13, 2022
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Want to know where the "pickleback" was invented? Well here's the owner of the Bushwick Country Club recounting the story of how a hungover employee and a vinegar-loving patron created the now world famous bourbon-and-pickle juice shot
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Master welders in Japan impress the Internets, create 1mm metal die that you can barely see with the naked eye
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