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Tue December 07, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
3. 3 passes. Ah ha ha ha
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Mon December 06, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Actor Michael Sheen becomes a non-profit, and not just because his movies are horrible
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After watching film of Grizzlies mauling, Thunder head coach went all Werner Herzog and refused to show any of it to his players. "Letting it breathe I think is almost more powerful than to dwell on the actual visuals of it"
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
They Might Be Forty
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Sun December 05, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Amazon's "Shatner In Space" special to feature Shatner in space
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Halo fans are so toxic, even Reddit has had enough
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Sat December 04, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Goofus is planning to park in his neighbors' yard on Christmas, Gallant readies a tow truck
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Fri December 03, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Magnus Carlsen wins game 6 of the World Chess Championship in a 7+ hour, 136 move, longest WCC game ever marathon
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Protip: When you forge your own One Ring of Ultimate Evil, add a locator function so you don't waste centuries trying to remember where you left it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Omicron's everywhere, man. Omicron's everywhere. It's in Springfield, Shelbyville, Ogdenville, Cap City, Ogdenberg, Shelbytown, Spring City, Capfield, West Springfield, Paris, Rome, and Shelbyville Adjacent
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
From humble beginning to YOLO to the "Had a bad day" song, a Robinhood story
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Should you lie on your exit interview? Did they catch the whoppers on your resume?
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Wed December 01, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Oxford high school shooter charged with 4 counts of murder, 7 counts of assault with intent to murder, and one count of terrorism resulting in death. Charges of excessive expression of freedom pending
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary is moving forward on their Happy Even After program which will place dogs who have lost their owners in cottages, with a goal to be as much like a home environment as possible. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do striking Kellogg's workers want? Oh little things like maybe a five day work week instead of a 7 day one, an 8-hour workday instead f 12-16 hour one and no, this isn't a repeat from the 1920's; except it kind of is
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news: Football game ends 20-0. News: Football match ends 20-0
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Tue November 30, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New 3D printer ink is actually alive and "self-assembling". Fark: It's genetically engineered E. coli
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The lack of sunlight in Arctic winters creates some pretty kriller rhythms
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(Insider)
 
 
 
"Illegal, unregulated meat into China". I think I've streamed that JAV
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Hi everyone, it's me, Influenza A (H3N2). I know you've been all obsessed over my cousin and his immediate family, but I just wanted to let you know I'm visiting for the holidays and am really looking forward to meeting you older folks"
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Mon November 29, 2021
(The Next Web)
 
 
 
In other news now even robots are having more sex then you
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
"As the prophecy foretold"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
No, Hanukkah is not "Jewish Christmas." Here's NPR to help us be just slightly less ignorant about stuff we should have learned a long, long time ago
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Are you Rip van Dune and don't know anyhing about famed SF franchise? Journalist gets you up to date on new Villeneuve movie, and what it changed and omitted from Lynch version. Replacing Brian Eno and Toto with Hans Zimmer was an obvious blunder
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law puts the AW in 'law' every Christmas with my kids, overshadowing my gifts with her own. Can I get her to stop?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan is engaged. It's not her fault you're like, in love with her, or something
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The best moments from the first BTS concert in two years. Spoiler: it's the silence
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter's best friend goes to therapy, and my daughter was invited to eavesdrop on one of the sessions. Should she?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mike Pillow demonstrates his business prowess yet again by pulling ads from Xtian stations who won't talk about him
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Sun November 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady Jessica talks about shooting Dune, and why Dino De Laurentiis is a scruffy looking nerf herder
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"I am speaking out today because, as a reporter, it is my job to tell the truth. And this is mine. I want every victim of domestic violence to know: You are not alone. And if you get out, I promise you, there is light at the end of the tunnel"
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(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
With all due respect to world-renowned security expert, Brian Krebs, submitter is pretty sure that spit is not the bodily fluid that holds the internet together
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
An interview with the legendary Jeremy Irons, who got his start as a children's entertainer, of all things
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Sat November 27, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Full English breakfast in all its glory
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Me TV)
 
 
 
The Andy Griffith 70's sci-fi show you didn't know you missed: Salvage 1
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Soledad O'Brien tries to bring attention to the scourge of missing black people, a topic the media ignores
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(Vox)
 
 
 
People are replacing biological families with ones they actually like, meaning the Covid pandemic has a positive side after all
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Thu November 25, 2021
(IGN)
 
 
 
Netflix developing feature-length movie with the greatest animated band since The Archies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anyone want a free boat?
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Star Wars)
 
 
 
The amazing story of how "Star Wars" was dubbed into Navajo, with Lucasfilm's blessing
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen and his fast machine on the making of my favorite movie of all time featuring a record 2 American drivers in F1 auto racing
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(Winter Is Coming)
 
 
 
When did Wheel of Time become a pirate story? We do no get to Illian yet
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I had a no-strings-attached threesome with a close friend of ours; we're all women, and it seemed like a great idea. But we all realized we're in love with one another and can't make a triad work. Should I divorce my wife?"
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Federal Judge to Gov. DeSantis: Did the voters farking stutter?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kid asks for toy chainsaw, Amazon thinks 'what the hell' and sends him real thing. Yes, there are toy chainsaws (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Woman asks for advice on how to deal with a coworker and friend who is a Farker
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(Slate)
 
 
 
How much fun can $30 get you?
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Sun November 21, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Web 3.0 will "grab the power back from corporations" by tracking everything you do using blockchain
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Transatlantic couple marry via Zoom despite having never met in real life. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton continues his tour of stupidity
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(Some Geologist)
 
 
 
When the Earth's crust disappears, where does it go?
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(Regina Leader-Post)
 
 
 
Paxton Lynch bravely tries to restart his pro career in the CFL by being the only player on his team to not be vaccinated for COVID and demoted from 3rd string to the practice roster because he won't be able to travel to games
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why mommy is making a lot more brownies recently
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Vials labeled "Smallpox" did not actually have smallpox, per CDC. Maybe they had bigpox?
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Alabama man brought cocktails and unregistered firearms to DC, presumably as a cultural exchange
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
It doesn't take an Edison to diagnose Stage IV fraud conviction
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Netflix to make workplace comedy about its murder victim
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Democrats and Republicans can no longer agree on anything, the bat-shiat insane members come around and want to investigate streetlights
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, look who's under the impression that he's still relevant enough to issue "ultimatums." What's he gonna do next? Declare war on the Mar-a-Lago salad bar because they are always running out of croutons RIGHT when he gets there every day?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The story of Maria Rubio, the woman whose life was ruined after she saw an image of Jesus burned into a tortilla chip. Subby would've thought her life was ruined after learning she shares a name with a water-guzzling douche of a senator, but whatevs
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(9 News)
 
 
 
First use of fixed wing aircraft and night vision googles for nighttime firefighting ends in crash of air tanker in Colorado
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Why buy senators with fiat, when you can buy the Constitution with cryptocurrencies?
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Paleolithic cave paintings. New hotness: Paleolithic animated cave movies
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Russell Wilson doesn't blame his finger for Seattle's poor performance against Green Bay, gives critics one when they put him down
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Traveling for Thanksgiving? Expect even more of a nightmare than usual. Yes, MAGAts and anti-vaxxers are (partially) to blame
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Sat November 13, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"You can go to jail for stealing someone's refrigerator out of their house, but you can't go to jail for stealing someone's home? It makes no logical sense"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Turns out, there are stupid questions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steph Curry passes Ray Allen for most 3-pointers made in NBA history. In 585 fewer games
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Thu November 11, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Bell's tolls for thee
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Wed November 10, 2021
(JoBlo)
 
 
 
There can be only one... reboot
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(Polygon)
 
 
 
Smoke a bowl and travel back to 2007 and let's wonder if Halo 3 has weed in it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I convince my parents to eliminate my lazy, evil, vindictive, good-for-nothing sister from their will?"
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Terrorists make strange bedfellows
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
Woman's boss is leaving to start up his own company. She inquires about going to work at this startup. Tag should indicate how that went
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Demisexuality is as real as any sexual orientation, as Dweezil, Bruce, Ashton, Owen, et al, can confirm
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Shipwreck at risk of wreck. Again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Adrian Peterson chose going on IR for the Titans over going on IR trying to cut a rug on 'Dancing with the Stars'
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
An all-drumstick Thanksgiving? You SOB, I'm in
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Sun November 07, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Chick-fil-A, based upon a failure to embrace the present and future, may become a thing of the past
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Fri November 05, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
So like if you were expecting to eat food around Christmastime, you might want to order it now, because the supply chain and logistics guys down at the ports just gave up
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Supply chain hiccups are leading most consumers to give digitally this year
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Duchess of Sussex wears ill fitting US political pants
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Thu November 04, 2021
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
And the most normal social media post of all time award goes to the recently-arrested alleged child abductor for the pic titled "I love taking my dolls for drive arounds and doing their hair and taking selfies in public 💕"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Seeing as how "Let's go Brandon" is actually one of the least offensive things the Right has come up with recently, and that it just makes them so gosh-darn happy, how about we just give them a collective pat on the head and let them keep it?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is something you have to see in person because pictures aren't enough? Difficulty: No Grand Canyon AKA subby's mom
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Disgraced former CEO who proudly flaunts his grotesque wealth on social media brags about eating fast food and rants about the N-word on OANN" is probably not enough of a hint to guess who this is. So, the next hint is: "Cardboard"
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're mashing potatoes wrong
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Cruciferous vegetables and why they taste so awful. "There are 25 'bitterness' genes known thus far..." Yes, and every last one of them is in overdrive in my conservative in-laws, but I digress
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Tue November 02, 2021
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Subs needs a new chefs knife and could use some advice. "Stabby-stabby" is not helpful
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now we get to stick it to the kids
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is but this woman has a hard time being married to it
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(Jewish Daily Forward)
 
 
 
The last surviving member of the French resistance's Emergency Rescue Committee passed away last weekend at age 100. Raise your hand if you RTFA and said to yourself "The balls on this guy"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Miller Time in L.A
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is there anyway to unlearn what I learned about my parents' divorce? I've got scars I didn't need now"
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
In which the most terrifying, spooky, horrific letters ever sent to Dear Prudence are revisited
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I find myself unexpectedly rich at age 30; should I give money to my poor friend?"
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Greek Reporter)
 
 
 
A feline ghost story, just in time for the Halloween edition of Caturday
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Fri October 29, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's Juno spacecraft which has flown several times over Jupiter has discovered that the Big Red Spot is really, really, deep
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Progressives 2, Dem leadership 0 going into halftime at Infrastructure Bowl
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Thu October 28, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Want to do a better job of taking care of your skin, but don't have the time and energy to manage a full-blown 10-step routine? No worries, then -- NPR's got your back with this all-new streamlined, 7-step process
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Megan of House McCain wishes to inform House Trump that vendetta, as she puts it using the ancient tongue, the arts of Kanly are still alive, and she does not wish to meet with them or speak with them
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"Fluffernutter," "dine-in", and " wiener roast" are things, and things are words. "Lemon party" still more of a concept, apparently
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Wed October 27, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You'll never go wrong with what's left of your doritos. In a clean bowl
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
There are better ways to make your own Halloween props (yes, I've already purchased my one-way ticket to Hell)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Accidental Size Queen is the name of my Courtney Love tribute band
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(NPR)
 
 
 
At some point, the rest of the world is going to decide that the greatest threat to the planet's future is the United States of America. What then?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dubai just built the world's largest Ferris wheel. Like by far the largest, because why the hell not
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
"If you go ride 10 miles on the exercise bike, we can go out to dinner." Violence is more than Dad beating the "pea" out of his toddler, what mistreatment did you experience that took you a while to realize?
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Tue October 26, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Welcome to Louisiana, where you're raised on those old timey values like hunting, fishing, nepotism, and beating Black people for fun
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Start-up says its boys recognition tech beats off goo gulls and lambs on at reducing glacial fires
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The last time the Bulls got off to this hot of a start, some guy named Jordan was playing for them
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl explains the deep meaning to "Learn to Fly". Spoiler alert: it's literal
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 11 year-old daughter was home alone; she's been great in the pandemic. I came home to find her not wearing a mask, not social distancing, and sharing chips with a friend. I made her quarantine; how do I get over this breach of trust and safety?"
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Mon October 25, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stock market takes a momentarily dim view of corporations trying to destroy democracy
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(National Review)
 
 
 
CURRENT INFLATIONARY PRESSURES WILL PERSIST THROUGH 2022, maybe
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
"Tomato," "tomahto." "Potato," "potahto." "Stirs emotions," "triggers racist snowflakes"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Red blood cells deserve more credit than we've been giving tehm. Please forgive the type-O
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(GQ)
 
 
 
"How 'Afternoon Delight,' a song about daytime boning, snuck into 70's America's Wonder Bread mainstream and became an unlikely cultural touchstone"
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
It's Married...With Children (in Russia). The formula: remove beer; add vodka; equals smeshnoy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Finding a skeleton in a house this time of year isn't unusual, but finding a real one, of a child, in house where three other kids were living with no adults in sight, well, that makes for a real life house of horrors
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Sun October 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The "Gunshine State" is getting rid of palm trees. Meth, Covid, and Carole Baskin are still ok
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Sat October 23, 2021
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Ohio high school cancels school play because one character might be gay (probably because local pastor pulled the 'think of the children' card). Kids work to put on play anyway in a community theater setting. Tag for the kids, GFM for theater rental
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook knew and lied
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Fri October 22, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nixit
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Life...ummm...finds a way
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Straight Outta Stockholm
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Where's THE tag. When? You neeeeeed it?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Here's what has happened to the almost 100 Confederate monuments that were toppled last year after George Floyd's death
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple hopes to keep their App Store going by making the internet terrible
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to the Kyrsten Sinema behind the curtain
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Suspecting the 'ol "Peter Pettigrew" escape plan, police left to speculate whether Brian Laundrie is an unregistered animagus
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Lillianrill hirebrands craft knives for the Woodhelven
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Rain causes transformer explosions across San Francisco Bay Area, and that noise you just heard was Michael Bay orgasming into lens flares
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Fox 29 Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Lawyer who represented George Zimmerman arrested for standing his ground in a juvenile rape case
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In Hillary Clinton's debut novel, "State of Terror," a president picks a former rival -- who happens to be a woman -- as his secretary of state. Man, she's gotta have some kind of creative talent to come up with an idea like that
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Mon October 18, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Washington State football coach Nick Rolovich: "I won't get the vaccine because Jebus or something." Washington State University: "Well, bye. And take your anti-vaxxer assistants with you"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Why did Donald Trump's website get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Prudence: I took my best friend's virginity before his wedding. Should I still attend the ceremony?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Do I have to bond with my mom's new husband's family?"
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(New Hampshire Journal)
 
 
 
New Hampshire protestors opposed to vaccine mandates make a racket outside the home of state legislative leader - who is also opposed to vaccine mandates. Some of them aren't even sure whose home they're at. Live Free or Derp
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Sun October 17, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN explores what will happen if Brian Laundrie isn't found soon. Besides giving them more time to keep milking this story for everything it's worth, I mean
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Beanless coffee is coming for your percolator
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You have asthma and an autoimmune disease, an adult daughter at home, and an $80,000 job with a vaccine mandate. Do you get the vaccine, or do you quit your job, buy a trailer and move to Florida, leaving your daughter to couch surf?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brexit means Brexit: Northern Ireland edition
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Prejudiced Peggy goes full stupid, has racist meltdown after neighbor speaks to contractor in Spanish: 'Speak American'
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Thu October 14, 2021
(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
Metroid developers say the credits are dreadful
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(Time)
 
 
 
The "great resignation" from tired workers is working, it's finally getting companies to take employee burnout seriously
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby is being accused (again) of sexual assault by a former Cosby Show actress who is seeking no less than $25 million in damages
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Red Hot Chili Peppers are "almost done" (yeaaaaah) recording their new album (noooooo). Frusciante is back and new songs will sound like RHCP (yeaaaaah), but it's different and new and about California (noooooo)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why we shouldn't think of this anti-vaxxing idiot who hasn't yet gotten herself or her children vaccinated as an anti-vaxxing idiot, but just a "super hesitant" idiot instead
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Endpoints News)
 
 
 
Customers who viewed this Homeopathic Chemical Appendectomy Kit also viewed Li'l Ivermectin Chemistry Set and Self-Lobotomy for Dummies
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(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Eagles QB Jalen Hurts wasn't even two years old when Tom Brady was drafted, will face the old man Sunday
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Pillar of Shame statue, a memorial for those killed in the 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre, ordered removed from the campus of the University of Hong Kong. Therefore no massacre occured, and the "peaceful unification" of Hong Kong continues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Only Murders In The Building gave away the game in episode two for those band geeks paying enough attention [spoilers for latest episode]
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Couples, put away all those industrial sized kinky sex toys ...your way to a happy marriage is plain old vanilla sex
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Meet the not-so-busy beavers who live the Farker's dream lifestyle of shirking work, rejecting workaholism and becoming a "time millionaire"
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Walking Dead gets another spinoff, showing there's still some life left in the franchise
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Your call is important to us, please be patient while your personalized hacker team drains your cryptocurrency account
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Cocaine addict with a red hat and extremely punchable face compares himself to Jesus. Difficulty: not Half Scoop
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(Coin Desk)
 
 
 
Bitcoin mining is totally reshaping the energy sector, you guys, and no one is talking about it
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Mon October 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
An in-depth interview with the legendary Curt Smith and Roland Orzabal, better known as Tears for Fears and who are releasing their first new album in 17 years. What a mad world we live in
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Headline: "The Most Monstrous Comet Ever Known Is Headed Straight for Us" Article: VERY loosely speaking (with "helpful" picture of scared Earth in sunglasses)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Wait, Superman's son is bisexual now? And, related to that question, Superman has a son? Didn't Larry Niven conclusively prove a long time ago that this would be impossible?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
American workers: Pay. Us. More. News media: What's that? There's a labor shortage because you're scared of COVID?
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Sun October 10, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
That Thing They Did: a great 25-year look back at Tom Hanks' classic about The Wonders, with cool tidbits from cast and creators
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis gets a launch date, Italy moves launch from Italian Vega to SpaceX Falcon 9, Virgin Galactic finds its scapegoat, Russian space shuttle ownership fight & Vulcan tested without engines because Bezos is too busy putting Shatner into space
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's former Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke, best known for riding to work on a horse, and then skedaddling out of town to avoid criminal corruption charges, is running for Congress as a true son of the Montana soil.. from his wife's yacht in CA
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
If you've played a Far Cry game, you've played Far Cry 6
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man lawyer makes dick joke on billboards. Another Florida man lawyer responds with billboards of his own
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(NPR)
 
 
 
California sheriff wants you to know that just because he chose to belong to a terrorist organization that launched an unsuccessful coup against this country doesn't mean you can't trust him to uphold the law. You know, when he agrees with it
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(Fatherly)
 
 
 
Now that Captain Kirk is really going to space, George Costanza realizes the inevitable next step
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Well, if a line from Friends can ruin your sex life, maybe you should have watched a better show, like Seinfeld or NewsRadio
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Tue October 05, 2021
(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Eating a cheap bag of Dick's: Seattle burger chain shares how they pay workers a starting wage of $19/hour, with full benefits, on a menu completely under $5
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Third Oath Keeper doesn't
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Andrew Wiggins: I refuse on principle to get vaccinated. NBA: OK, you have to skip at least half your games and lose $15M. Andrew: I see what you did there
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Mon October 04, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Record-breaking umpire Joe West to retire after postseason, blames improving eyesight
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
TB Coach Bruce Arians shows why everyone loves him so much: "This is a team sport. ... I don't think Bill played a snap. And we had 22 guys out there playing their asses off. One of 'em just happened to be named Brady"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
If you want a nice, delicious, perfectly moist chocolate cake, you need to add mayonnaise to the batter to ensure proper moistness
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(An overgrown sea cockroach)
 
 
 
Fox New's Soul Sister, Sina News Portal, claims that COVID-19 is a liberal plot from Maine lobstermen. The evidence is drawn, cracked open, and contained buttered emails
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Grimes photographed reading Karl Marx, declares Homer Simpson a total fraud
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Sun October 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
America declares victory in the War on Christmas
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Sat October 02, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Death would be the only reasonable alternative
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Miami mayoral candidate Francisco "Frank" Pichel arrested for impersonating Monroe County police officer on donut break
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Thu September 30, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
From radical agent of chaos to obstructionist agent of chaos. The Sinema story
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Covid IS worse than "a mild flu" or even the Spanish Flu of 1918, this woman is living proo- well, this woman is proof, anyway
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(AP News)
 
 
 
I have two words for you, just two words: plastics shortage
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Car-as-a-service is a lemon of a concept but it's just as inevitable as lemonade
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama, with the worst COVID death rate in the country, plans to do the most Alabama thing it could do with COVID relief funds
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: An absolutely banner week for weirdness
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
You'd be walking funny too if you had almost a kilo of gold paste in your butt
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
New drug made from catalytic converters leaves users exhausted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democrats are getting tired of Sinema's and Manchin's shiat, which I guess means they'll be, you know, complaining a lot more before they eventual fold completely
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Saying "this is not 1973," economist rules out "stagflation" and persistent price pressures, but would not comment on the "WIN" button on his lapel
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
It has been 50 years since Walt Disney World opened. Some employees have worked there since then. Let's meet them
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It's probably nothing, but scientists may have picked up a radio transmission that sounds like "prepare to witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational battle station"
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Real life "Stan" gets 5 years probation after breaking into Eminem's home with brick paver, informing rapper he was there to kill him
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I think I'm falling in love with my daughter's father; we had one night of passion but were always platonic before and even after; do I let him know that I want to be romantically involved with him?"
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Go-Gos unseal their lips in new interview
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been married happily to my wife for years. I've also been happily crossdressing for years but she has no idea and I worry it would devastate her to learn the truth. Should I admit my affectation to her?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark may be about to lose its favorite political "cartoonist"
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Sun September 26, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Masochistic journalist visits AT&T and T-Mobile stores within a half hour, notes differences. Not masochistic enough to throw in Verizon, though
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Sat September 25, 2021
(The Counter)
 
 
 
A short list of the numerous technical hurdles in the way of mass-production of lab-grown meat. Fark: the cells don't have an immune system, so one bacterium or virus can spoil an entire batch
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The decades-in-the-making story of how we didn't do anything about airport security, then after a crisis, overreacted with a circle jerk that didn't address airport security, leading to our current state where airport security is a joke
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Fri September 24, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
To be fair, the UK did make it nearly 10 whole months before having to plead for EU workers to come back to save them from food and fuel shortages. Subby thought they'd only make it six
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Coming soon to the NFL: Seattle Suborbitals?
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Thu September 23, 2021
(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Much like those who lurk in the Politics tab, this tiny beetle mite has survived for a very long time without having any sex
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Wed September 22, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Great, now I'm going to have to use real knives if I want to stab someone
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It's not crazy to think that Arizona voters might prefer a McCain-esque moderate Democrat who isn't AOC but also isn't full-blast Republican. This is clearly the niche Kyrsten Sinema is attempting to occupy. Is it working? LOL, no
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Joni Ernst demands to know why defense undersecretary Colin Kahl didn't think to borrow Obama's time machine
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Watching Bill Gates squirming over Epstein questions is why the Awkward tag was invented
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Tue September 21, 2021
(The Players' Tribune)
 
 
 
Daniel Bryan pens heartfelt "Thank you" to the WWE fans. Fark: in The Player's Tribune, adding fuel to the age old debate of why pro wrestling is under the "Sports" tab
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hollywood stuck leaping through the same ideas over and over, never to return home
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
"I think Axl is a loyal guy. He likes his band he's had for a long time. If anyone in that band is loyal, it's probably him. He was like, 'I'm going to bring my guy. If I get Slash, that's cool. If I get Duff, that's cool too
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Ok, listen. If you're "tearing up" because it's the last time you'll be eating crappy fast food at one particular Wendy's that's closing, it's time to take a big, waddling step back, examine your life, and figure out where you went off the tracks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
But at least their hair looked terrific
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Would it be weird for me to volunteer as a youth sports coach when I don't have any kids of my own?"
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Mon September 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
*POP*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I started dating my boyfriend 2 years ago. He hid the fact he had five kids for 6 months because he said women reacted badly and never stuck around. I would have dumped him too. I stayed, but I'm done; everything is about his kids. What do?"
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Sat September 18, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Then Newsom's landslide victory landed like a kick in the shin with a steel-toed boot
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Lincoln Project will mess with Texas
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Fri September 17, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
"We tested it on the flying squirrels we had, and sure enough, it worked. So, I said, 'Well, what else do we have?'"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN asking the tough questions: "What are nuclear-powered submarines and how do they work?"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nearly 10,000 passengers tested negative before flying - the post-flight Delta here is interesting
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
It's like when you're so drunk that you can only make cereal, except more expensive and you'll still need to drive home... also, cereal inspired drinks, costume contests, drag queens, pets and kids welcome
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Biden unveils plan to save the middle class
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New Nintendo system announced by some guy overhearing some other guys talking about it at a bar in Seattle
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is against me getting the COVID vaccine. He believes I will die in the next two years along with everyone else who's been vaccinated and that I'll shed something dangerous from my body. He may leave me if I get the vaccine. What do?"
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Thu September 16, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Instant ramen soda
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Evidently, there's a tool that replaces tofu with meat
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(Technology Networks)
 
 
 
Archaeologists are trying to fix their dating problem, may resort to using Tinder or OKCupid
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A New Yorker editor researching diversity in the magazine studied all reviews of cinema, fine arts, and classical music written over a 30-year period (1990-2020) to see how many were written by women or POC. Guess what she found. Go on, guess
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Caitlynn Jenner sweeps immediate circle of Twit friends, wins "Raspberries' Medal in gubernatorial Olympics
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
I love this Twins movie so much, I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
You need to change your blinker fluid
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Not news: Deathloop is 2021 GotY contender. News: Is a PS5 exclusive. Fark: By an Xbox-owned studio
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I'll see your taking horse dewormer to treat COVID-19 and I'll raise you lying about not getting a vaccine to get a booster
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"What possible reason could my friends have had for hiding their breakup with one another from me for over two years?"
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Mon September 13, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
September 12, 2021 shall be remembered as the day that the Fitzmagic died
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facebook hatches another evil plan, this time to help woman and minority owned businesses
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's up in the air. Duh
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Everything, including history, that you wanted to know about Pumpkin Spice, even though you already know way too much the fark about it
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's getting so that you can't throw a fraudulent ballot without hitting a Democrat who wants to be called "Progressive" now. Not that they actually want to *be* Progressive, mind you. They just want you to call them that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The real reason I want to work from home is because I get ownership of my day. I don't have to dress up for work, worry about my appearance or smile and make small talk when I feel like trash"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I am de Groot
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Sun September 12, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The truth is out there... But it is kind of strange how most of these encounters happen when people are sleeping
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
20 years since September 11th, Islamophobia still haunts American Muslims
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Sat September 11, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese university developing a tracking device that fits in your nasal cavity just like in the movie Total Recall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Whether looking for 9/11 images as propaganda or tributes lost forever, everyone can get behind hating the real destroyer of history, Adobe Flash
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Fri September 10, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Messi messed around, got a triple-goal game against Bolivia... and surpasses Pelé to become South America's all-time international goal scorer in men's soccer
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Was your fantasy season ruined by the missed call last night?
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(WDTN Dayton)
 
 
 
Wright-Patterson Air Force Base on lockdown after report of active shooter at National Air and Space Intelligence Center. If only we could have had some warning, perhaps from from aerial or satellite surveill- oh... (._. )
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Thu September 09, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dumb hillbilly upset people think he's a dumb hillbilly so he ain't takin' that shiat
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks on firing Lindsey Buckingham: "I fired myself". Haaaaaaalllllrighty then
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
So what did the sign say? That might be helpful information
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
DA says he'll no longer take DWB as probable cause
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
If your name is Sara Morrison, you might want to set aside an hour to check your email today, in case you receive a few hundred emails about email, because like, yo dawg
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bless the Maker and His water
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Modern verse / For philistines / Existed back / In Classic times / BVRMA SHAVE
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The 10 best plays of Derek Jeter's career
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Fact Check: Gov. Abbott is a f***ing lying liar
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(Fark)
 
 
 
This is a thread of total honesty. If you say anything in this threat that is untrue, the Goat of Truth will eat you. BEGIN
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
"Full Metal Jacket" soundttrack gets vinyl reissue. Me spin you long time
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Blinken welcomed back to Qatar. "Many countries have stepped up to help the evacuation and relocation efforts in Afghanistan, but no country has done more than Qatar" - signed, Blinken's mother
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Brady will be the oldest ever player (excluding kickers, because they're softer than hot yogurt) to start an NFL Week 1 game Thursday
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study reveals how aspen trees change their genetic structure over the years to balance defending themselves from pests with growth to compete for sunlight. But it took longer than an Entmoot to complete
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Mon September 06, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Blade runners: Why planes still run on leaded gasoline
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There's another way to treat COVID that only takes 145 days and millions of dollars, assuming you can find a machine, enough available trained medical staff, and a free ICU bed, and your insurance will pay for it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife is upset because I found our child's donor siblings. I'm confused as to why she doesn't think that this is a good thing"
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
...Welcome to Fark?
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Fri September 03, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Once again, Alabama says, "Thank God for Mississippi"
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
Why are all my knives dull?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Canada wins its first 2022 Olympic Gold Medal
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son wants to go to a fancy, expensive college that would make him start his adult life in poverty. I grew up dirt-poor; how do I convince him to choose a more sensible school?"
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My daughter is getting married, and we had everything set to go including the number of guests with strict limits. However, her soon-to-be mother-in-law added seventy more names to the guest list. I want them off. How do I go about that?"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Someone, somewhere is still pretending the people care about The Walking Dead. How quaint
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Is paid family leave about to be a reality?
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Is it really possible for the average person to love someone more than they hate Ted Cruz?
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(Field and Stream)
 
 
 
Normally, having a more than 4-pound crappie would be cause for alarm
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Star Wars' hyperspace explained before Lucas and then the Mouse try to retcon their imaginary physics
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Paul Ryan becomes the latest victim of GQP cancel culture after telling the truth
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We do not mind grandstanding for more species of handstanding spotted skunks
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Sunny is hoping to find her forever home after 6 years at a rescue, but potential adopters don't see her happy demeanor when she's in a kennel all day. Hopefully someone will look past her sadness in time for a future Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who holds back the electric car?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
So have you ever attempted to tell the Aristocrats joke to anyone?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"No, I know myself very well. I've been in me a long time. I know my reputation. I know my level of integrity," Powell replied. So.... zero?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Speaker Paul Ryan announces he has no interest in being involved in any way in GOP Politics in the future
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The rich are covering their refrigerators with plywood, which totally makes sense, since only the rich can afford a sheet of plywood
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, remember how Columbus landed in the Bahamas and thought he'd discovered America? Well, this story is just like that, except it just happened. Now we just need to find some indigenous people to oppress
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(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Helpful tip if you are a "you have an arrest warrant" scammer. Don't use the phone number of a CHURCH as a call back number. Although, considering some churches, it could be a money maker
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Must be nice to have rent control...for 500 years
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
While we appreciate the honesty, Paul, think you can get actual sitting members of Congress from your party to say the same thing in public? That'd be great
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Colorado's SOS is committed to providing ongoing FAFO lessons to the Trump-loving, Lindell-hiding election clerk and her underlings
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
New Japanese train etiquette poster features folk hero Momotaro gallantly offering his priority seat to injured ogre on crutches. "The smile on Momotaro's face makes him look like a psychopath"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I know a guy whose brain is toast / He'll roll the coal / And loudly boast / "I don't know grammar," / And he'll freely sneeze / He won't use facemasks / Or take vaccines / But now he uses unleaded gasoline / Unleaded gasoline / Unleaded gasolines
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How one Georgia mom managed to break free of Facebook's Idiot Spell
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon you may be wearing your muscle shirts without a trace of irony
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Visual Capitalist)
 
 
 
Graphic representation of all the biomass on Earth
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
English canals are 'linear villages' - small businesses on century old boats, but whose customers use social media to find them
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wolverine approves
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Sat August 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Wow CNN really, really wants Trump back in the White House
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Sadly, we have lost yet another long time Farker and Caturday regular: SweetBecca (Beckie Brady on Facebook) has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. Come join us in a rousing chorus of 'F*ck Cancer' on Caturday
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Thu August 26, 2021
(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Remember on the original Star Trek how the computers had crystals inside them? This is kind of the realization of that. New Quantum Architecture uses glass chips
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Scientology tried to recruit David Duchovny, but he didn't want to believe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Today in "Real Headline or MadLib?": Palestinian twins open cafe in converted jet in West Bank
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Why not? Half of them are immortal anyway
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In a first, scientists capture a 'quantum tug' between neighboring water molecules but cannot say if it ended happily in a nano-sploosh
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Koreaboo)
 
 
 
The Fangirl's Tale; Or, how my K-pop idol whom I'd committed to sexually, emotionally, and financially turned out to be a cheater, a gaslighter, and a cheapskate. "I'll never support a celebrity again. I'll be well and be kind to others"
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Tue August 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"A Herschel Walker candidacy is a total nightmare for Senate Republicans." I think the GOP is getting into a rut
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
The nation of Dumbfukistan?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Subby just usually screws the cap back on and sticks it back in the fridge. It's not like MD 20/20 really goes bad, youknowhatImean?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Since becoming a parent, I've learned that I have become lonely and friendless. The pandemic has made it worse. What can I do?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Booster shots are displaying a pretty positive delta
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Mon August 23, 2021
(Gamasutra)
 
 
 
Gamasutra finally gets around to changing its horny name. Please welcome GameDeveloper.com
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Boardmasters festival in Cornwall could be deemed a success AND a failure. Depending on how you look at it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Idina Menzel is embarrassing her kid at lunchtime. Maybe the kid should just let it go
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(APM Marketplace)
 
 
 
In the wake of George Floyd's murder, corporate America pledged over $50 billion to fund racial justice initiatives. So how well do you think they've followed through on that? And remember, we're talking about corporate America
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
The longer that Covid-19 keeps people home, the harder it may be to get them back to offices reports Captain Obvious from the Obvious Home Office of Obviousness
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Creationists are finally in the minority
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How did my 6 year-old get such a f*cking potty mouth?"
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Fri August 20, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
The best part of any trial is always the emails that are made public
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Thu August 19, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Virtual reality conference rooms will probably be the future of offices. Just don't forget to wear pants still
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
As pre-COVID traffic volumes slowly return to Toronto streets, the cyclist/vehicle relationship also resumes status quo
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crypto, it's everywhere you want to be
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Prosecutors: R. Kelly was a predator who believed he could fly
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(Google)
 
 
 
Users with 'Geek' in their user name - what's your deal? Why? Is it ownership or something else? What's it like to be the second best Geek at fark?
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Tue August 17, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Producers of widely respected reality series "Top Chef" and "Nailed It" discuss how they evolved their shows for Covid, BLM and #metoo eras, marvel at how some reality TV shows are in fact widely respected
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK phases out landlines by 2025. Seems like those things should have been banned a long time ago... oh LINES
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A new Cyberpunk 2077 patch will make it harder - MORE DIFFICULT - to do gay stuff with the wrong characters
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why conservatives are so obsessed with equating the fall of Afghanistan with the fall of Saigon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is it okay that I'm disappointed in my daughter's decision to marry a Caucasian man?"
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