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Sun January 29, 2023
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Staycation defined
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Consequence)
 
 
 
New Order has heard the summons of nostalgic Gen X goths, emerges for a new tour
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Madrid fans
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 337 of WW3: Huge explosions shook Kyiv and air raid sirens sounded across Ukraine on Thursday morning during a missile attack. This 24 hours after commitments made by US and Germany to send battle tanks. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue January 24, 2023
(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Some citizens are concerned that it took five hours to warn the public that a mass shooter was at large, and would like to see a national Active Shooter Alert Network. Of course, This is America, meaning an alert every day and twice on Sunday
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Mon January 23, 2023
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Consider yourself warned
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Sun January 22, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Alcohol injures multiple people as two drunken groups clash with weapons instead of simply walking away
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Sat January 21, 2023
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary scolded by mom for looking like bored little boy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fly the hot cocoa sampler skies
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Fri January 20, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Nah, there's nothing suspicious about 3 foreigners without ID scuba diving at night near undersea gas pipelines at the edge of the Russia-NATO border. Better let them go. I'm sure they'll return for questioning
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Another day, another shooting in a Walmart. This time in one of Subby's local stores
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Wed January 18, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Qantas's streak of not losing a passenger since December 13, 1951, is still intact after this mayday alert for an issue with the engine. Still the only airline that Ray Babbitt will fly
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 327 of WW3: Orcs launch strike on Zaporizhzhia. Ukraine maintains positions in Soledar. US launches training program for Ukrainian forces. NATO hints at more heavy weapons. Putin says war going per plan. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Sat January 14, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
All G7 leaders who have correctly read the room decide to stay away from Davos this year. Olaf Scholz: Halten Sie mein Bier
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Tue January 10, 2023
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ken Lee, if living is without you
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Wed January 04, 2023
(CBS News)
 
 
 
With the Maine Lobster fishing back on, Wisconsin says 'Hold my beer' and gets the butter ready
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Tue January 03, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Republicans are revolting. Also, they're not voting in lockstep
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Mon January 02, 2023
(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Tesla leads police on wild chase for 15 minutes. Then the driver wakes up and pulls over
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Senior Putin ally now looking at certain death after turning the screws on Russian leader by putting the blame on Kremlin for Ukraine invasion (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 313 of WW3: Mixed reports after Ukraine shells Orc-controlled city of Makiivka. Either (per Ukr) "hundreds" or (per Orcs) "unknown #" of soldiers killed after a military HQ was hit. Hmm... who to believe? It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Imagine if you will a planeload of people for whom 2022 never ended. You are entering the International Date Line Zone
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
We're now up to four substations "vandalized" in the Tacoma area
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Mon December 26, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mallgoers avoid getting stitches for Christmas
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Thu December 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Bibi introduces his cabinet of schmucks, putzes, and schlemiels. Oy vey
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 302 of WW3: Ukrainian President Zelensky expressed gratitude for US support in an impassioned address to Congress. He told lawmakers that their support "is not charity" but an investment in democracy. It's your Thursday Ukraine war discussion
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Tue December 20, 2022
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Football fans, you think World Cup 2022 was too much? Here's how World Cup 2026 will work with 104 matches, six games a day and 48 teams playing in the biggest tournament ever
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Huge 6.4-magnitude earthquake recorded off the coast of northern California. Surf may be up
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Mon December 19, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 299 of WW3: Russia unleashed 35 kamikaze drones on Ukraine in the early hours of Monday, hitting critical infrastructure in/around Kyiv in Moscow's third air attack on the Ukrainian capital in six days. It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Sat December 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's amazing Perseverance rover is building a home depot on Mars. Should make future construction projects easier
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Fri December 16, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
1500 tropical fish on the run in Berlin
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(Reddit)
 
 
 
Guess who just managed to Streisand Effect his way to an entire subreddit dedicated to tracking his stupid jet?
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Tue December 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
The strongest meteor shower of the year, The Geminis, is Wednesday night - expect the unexpected. Those of you looking at Taurus should continue to see your florist
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Thu December 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
NASA's Ingenuity is allowing it to get high on Mars
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Wed December 07, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mars to disappear tonight. TA-DAAAAH
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Sun November 27, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Chinese people: up yours, Xi
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Wed November 23, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reset the egg timer. "Probably less than 10 " dead in VA Walmart
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Mon November 21, 2022
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Mr Gower isn't the only burnt-out pharmacist this holiday season, and the others don't have a George Bailey to slap around
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The fan experience at the World Cup is already going swimmingly
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(NPR)
 
Hero
 
The Colorado Springs LGBTQ nightclub shooting could have been much worse, but two patrons tackled the gunman, disarmed him, and beat him into submission with his own gun
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Pink is not clowning around with her 2023 Carnival tour
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Mon November 07, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 257 of WW3: Putin signs law allowing Moscow to conscript citizens convicted of serious offenses, potentially bolstering the nation's military. So, an evil Dirty Dozen? What's different? It's your Monday Ukraine war discussion
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Fri November 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Things are getting salty on the Korean peninsula
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Consequence)
 
 
 
Two of rock and roll's greatest living legends announce co-headlining tour
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Mon October 31, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Shanghai Disney park visitors all get a surprise unlimited free park pass. Just one catch: locked down until the Covid subsides
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Sat October 29, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Halloween festivities turn around 150 people into ghosts in Seoul
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Serena Williams: "I am not retired"
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chipotle launches Halloween promotion with Boorito's on October 31. The candle in the jack-o-lantern won't be the only thing on fire this holiday season
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
GPS went NBG over DFW this past Monday
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(CNN)
 
 
 
F-35 fighter jet crashes after pilot ejects over Utah. Of course, now he's in Utah so it's not like his situation has markedly improved
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Worth staying up for: the Orionid meteor shower peaks Thursday night into Friday morning, starting midnight your local time. Pull out a chair, aim it southeast, and watch the Earth pass through Halley's Comet's debris trail
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Mon October 17, 2022
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Journey and Toto to go on tour together in 2023. Don't stop believin' while you hold the line for tickets
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Sun October 16, 2022
(DW)
 
 
 
Families that fight together...will get the Autobahn shut down. Ach du Scheiße
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Day 235 of WW3: Russian volunteers kill at least 11 fellow troops in attack at military base; Elon Musk says SpaceX will keep paying for Starlink satellite internet in Ukraine. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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Sat October 15, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Lucy in the sky, a diamond
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Tue October 11, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Guess who's coming
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Credit Suisse faces $8b shortfall. Plans to hold yard sale of delicious chocolates and cuckoo clocks to shore up the balance sheet
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bank of England admits they were "just hours" from losing their entire pension system because of the economic idiocy of the Tories. Don't worry, they'll eventually succeed
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Wed October 05, 2022
(PackersNews)
 
 
 
"Aaron Rodgers Field" has a nice name to it; lamb-bow is pretty girly
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Mon October 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
North Korea abandons war on sea, declares war on ocean
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Florida Man saved from hurricane Ian by smacking meat mallet, thrusting through curtains, grabbing wood, using his palm
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Sat October 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Last one out, get the lights
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