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Fri May 22, 2020
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Most of Australia is flat and burnt brown, and even more boring than Iowa. So paint the grain silos to give it some scenery
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jersey shore braces for a plague worse than COVID, the invasion of the unlocked-down New Yorkers
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Wed May 20, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Two Washington State gyms temporarily "halting protest" until they can find some way to infect people with Covid-19 without being sued into smoking holes in the ground
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Tue May 19, 2020
(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
'Hamden farm known for goat yoga transitioning to egg delivery amid pandemic shutdowns'
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Thu May 14, 2020
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
You will once again be able to start spending weekends* at the Jersey Shore. *water fountains, fireworks shows, contact sports, arcades, amusement rides, sit down restaurants, picnic areas, playgrounds not included, but at least you're not home
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Tue May 12, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Police officer sues for getting passed over for promotion. Because he's a white man. When will white men finally get a break around here?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Google's master plan to remake Toronto's waterfront cancelled because there are just too many people in that drawing who should be home
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Fri May 08, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Health Secretary tells local residents to not go to the Jersey Shore. In a strange coincidence, Jersey Shore residents don't want Pennsylvanians to go either
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband won't pick up his toenail clippings off the floor, so I do it and instead of throwing them away I put them in his coffee. Is that wrong?"
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Wed April 29, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Karen has no time for your nonsense, like "stay at home" restrictions or TROs issued by a judge
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Myth: during the pandemic, bored teens want to meet up with you for sex. Reality: of course they're cops
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(ITV)
 
 
 
McDonald's in the middle of a Welsh lockdown now has new customers who don't do social distancing. E-I-E-I-E-I-O
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Thu April 16, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Quick note: If you've had 17 old people die from COVID-19 in the nursing home you manage, hiding their bodies in a shed or empty room isn't going to stop people from looking for them
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
As many as 400,000 people dead. It's about to go through Japan like a hungry, pissed-off kaiju
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nice family you have there. Be a shame if anything happened to it
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Annaghmakeown)
 
 
 
Irish language signage to put further strains on the local economy and intimidate the local residents
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
No
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Wed April 01, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Kalamazoo's first online city meeting goes more 8-chan and less pol tab
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
This IS serious: Missouri trying to force stubborn Bass Pro Shops to close
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Summit Daily)
 
 
 
Social distancing is always a good idea with moose
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Self-isolation may actually be working in Seattle
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Wed March 25, 2020
(St. George News)
 
 
 
Here's a good idea: don't hide in a farking dumpster on trash pickup day
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Say Good Bligh)
 
 
 
Would you prefer to live in a less populated area? All your questions answered as to how to relocate to Pitcairn, one of the most isolated Islands in the world
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
It's a warm smoky hand sanitizer with a smooth finish
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(Vice)
 
Weeners
 
Prank coronavirus texts send you to Deadwood
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Fri March 13, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Herd immunity is failing
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Super wolf' the size of a lion killed after it unleashes a terrifying rampage on quiet Russian village. No word yet of any bitten villagers howling at the moon, but silver bullets are being polished up just in case (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu February 27, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, AIM occupied Wounded Knee, showing a threat that would not be fully resolved until the release of Google Chat, Twitter, and Discord
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Fri February 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why do nonprofit hospitals make so much money?
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Fri February 14, 2020
(Times of San Diego)
 
 
 
CA: Unlicensed marijuana store was upsetting local residents. What's that? I'm sorry, that should be unlicensed marijuana store was upselling to local residents
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Thu February 06, 2020
(Salem News 2)
 
 
 
Man denies he fired a paintball gun and instead says he threw a paintball out the window because he was afraid his dog would eat it
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Wed February 05, 2020
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Las Vegas Sex Dolls Experience, where eager customers can "try" before they buy, forced to deny it's a sex doll brothel even though it's run like a brothel
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Fri January 31, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Residents of Minden, WVa are dying. Not in that existential "we're all dying a little bit every day" way, but in the blotchy lesions-and-tumor riddled-organs that-eventually stop-working way"
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