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Sun July 15, 2018
(Newschannel 9)
 
 
 
Is your local police department running short of basic supplies, like bullets and latex gloves? Well, if you're in Tennessee you could always host a BBQ fundraiser. Sure beats a tax hike
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
How do you win financial business? Apparently hookers and blow still works
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Plot holes? We don't have plot holes. I left out that entire character's motivation just because I like a nice cool draft when I sit down to write. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, willful ignorance edition
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(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Local police are pleased to report the naked woman found laying in the grass is fine, no crime was committed, and the blood on her was "naturally occurring"
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Wed July 04, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Two people attacked with Russian nerve agent Novichok on British soil. This is not a repeat from March ... [cue ominous music] ... or is it?
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Mon July 02, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
If you see a shirtless, incoherent and delirious Florida Man running amok, you should pay attention, according to police
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Sat June 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shopping while black earns couple visit from police at their home
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate candidate from Maine goes to ICE detention center with toys, bedding and water for kids there. He's arrested and sent to jail. Same facility Melania Trump went to, but that's not important right now
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Dean Martin was a claustrophobic amateur boxer who always said his prayers and once called the police on his own wife's party
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Naked Security)
 
 
 
It's surprising how many trolls forget that if Twitter knows who they are, the police can find out too
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Thu June 14, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
In other news, scammers from Nigeria are still making lots of money off people
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Mon June 04, 2018
(KPLC Lake Charles)
 
 
 
You know, striking and killing a black man with your truck might just have been a horrible accident, but if you go home and chat online with your buddies about how you just killed "some [n-word]" and use a smiley emoticon, people are gonna double check
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Study finds traffic school is all about the money and speeding tickets usually go to safe drivers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reports of shots fired at Trump golf course. One person in custody, no reports of injuries
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Fri May 11, 2018
(NYPost)
 
Boobies
 
Woman arrested in upstate New York for gardening topless sues local police who were apparently never kept abreast of state law
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Thu May 10, 2018
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
Chicken farmer mystified at low egg production
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
GOP on deportations: "California was asking for it"
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Sat April 21, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
Ducks caught speeding by Swiss speed cameras, manage to avoid hefty bill
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
City hall official, busted on suspicion of public indecency for taking out the garbage while nude, explains to police that putting on clothes bothered him
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
$3 million Bitcoin heist by "rogue employee" reported in India. Somebody at the Secure Bitcoin Traders Pvt. has got some 'splainin' to do
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Fri March 30, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fake cop shoots real cop, real cops shoot fake cop. Confused? You won't be after this week's episode of Kentucky Cops
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I think you flooded the engine
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