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Tue April 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Citizen challenges CNN reporter to move closer to demonstration to get the truth and quit twisting shiat
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Dog abandoned by a dumpster in Wichita. Local police captain decided to give the dog a shot
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Fri April 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Phantom lumberjack" chopping down trees along the Thames
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Thu April 08, 2021
(The Cambridge Chronicle)
 
 
 
Ah, spring, when the local police have to deal with people walking into traffic while reading, file cabinets trying to cross Main Street in search of mates, children on bikes being whisked to hospitals after damaging cars, and a stuck duck
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
From the people who brought you "What pasta dish are you?" quizzes, here's some actual journalism about how the police have used facial recognition technology. (Penne and meatballs with vodka sauce was my answer)
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Biggs was working for the Empire before he joined the Rebellion. This is not a repeat from a long time ago
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Mon March 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dude's name is Bane. His girlfriend is missing. And he won't let the police search his yacht. Obvious Tag is at the plate
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the Hey Ladies, He's Single files: "Arrested for shooting paintballs at active servicemen, a search of Olson's QAnon graffiti-covered vehicle revealed a gas mask, taser, throwing knives, police scanner, and a handwritten manifesto"
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And it looks like Tom Reed has emerged as one of the early challengers to disgraced NY governor Andrew Cuomo, and -- oh, wait, he's just been hit by a sexual harassment complaint. Of course, he's a Republican, so that may be a selling point
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Police ignored the Proud Boys right up until the terror attack on January 6
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
New NJ law blocks parents from learning about their children's drug infractions, because parents shouldn't be involved with their children's lives
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Tue March 09, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Police in socialist dictatorship caught stalking political leader
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Thu March 04, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
GOP lawmakers in a dozen states seem to have simultaneously introduced nearly identical bill to pass an unconstitutional law to counter an imaginary threat. Huh, funny, that
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Man wielding ax injures eight, informs police of accomplice with bow whose score is several times higher
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Wed February 24, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dildonian supporter, leader of anti-COVID-precautions demonstrations, and convicted felon finds his freedom to threaten lives restricted. Shoulda worn a tarp
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chinese power company cut power to tens of thousands after a man climbs utility pole to exercise, the voltage at home not being sufficient to power his crunches
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If the Catholic Church was looking for a sign in regards to violating rules on gatherings, it got it
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Thu February 11, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently "Justified" wasn't exaggerating: "US Marshals act like local police, but with more violence and less accountability" How is "less accountability" than "qualified immunity" even POSSIBLE?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My twelve year-old has begun developing some vocal tics; Tourette's Syndrome runs in my family, but I've normalized my tics. How do I help my son normalize his and prevent him from being bullied?"
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Mon February 08, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
With the death of ASP Tinky of Dog Squad last year, the Muzaffarnagar police lost a brilliant officer. Paying tribute to the Super Cop Dog, the police unveiled ta statue of Tinky at the police line here on Saturday
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Sun February 07, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe we shouldn't give people that already have abused their power more power
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Thu February 04, 2021
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Feds raid modest hovel of economically anxious man
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Wed February 03, 2021
(EFF)
 
 
 
Amazon gets serious about security in their Ring products. Apparently Alexa overheard a number of conversations between people who were really concerned about privacy
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Thu January 28, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
How good a skier are you, really? Like, are you 'chased by a bear down the slope' good? w/ video of a guy praying he doesn't fall
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Sat January 23, 2021
(Some Guy, eh)
 
 
 
Chatham, Ontario: Since September, local police have seized CAD $25.5 million worth of black market marijuana in four raids. For those of you in the US, that's $1,596.00 at current exchange rates
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
If it looks like a flamethrower, handles like a flamethrower and shoots fire like a flamethrower? It's a flamethrower
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Lock down ain't stopping him from reaching lvl 50
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(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Wisconsin capitol building breached by: A: Pro-Trump rioters, B: Antifa, or C: Regular old Wisconsin drunk driver
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Thu January 14, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Wait, there's another episode of The Mandalorian? Okay, but what's with Jodie Foster showing up and why the hell is Clamberditch doing with a Louisiana accent...what? The Mauritanian? Never mind
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Anti-lockdown protesters in London told 'there's a pandemic going on you twats'." Subby can't improve the headline
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(Burlington County Times)
 
 
 
Student produces a uranium-glazed plate to prove his Geiger counter works. Show-and-tell immediately evacuated
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Fri January 08, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Fox News keeps finding standards
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
How could the Capitol Police have been prepared for an attack that was planned secretly out in the open for weeks on Parler, and Twitter and Mymilitia.com and probably on Grindr, too?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Intelligence agencies in multiple NATO nations are confirming to their governments that yesterday was an attempted coup and had help from law enforcement
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Wed January 06, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pence gave the order for the NG to intervene because Trump wanted to watch America burn instead
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
DC mayor Bowser has imposed a 6 p.m. curfew and invoked mutual aid agreements and is bringing in MD and VA state police, PG, Montgomery, Arlington, and even the Baltimore city police
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Mon January 04, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
I'll see your "medical researcher's house raided by police for saying things the governor didn't like" and raise you "state senate staffer 'aggressively questioned' by police at 8am over her boss' proposal for a restriction on police use of tear gas"
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Sun January 03, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember back in April when 30,000 new Coronavirus cases was considered a Very Bad Day? We had THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND new cases yesterday and now have more than 20 MILLION people who have been infected
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Thu December 31, 2020
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Virus experts now face pitfalls of fame. I can imagine it, I could never get past those three alligators or catch that stupid swinging rope
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Furries vs cops: morons dressed in ludicrously elaborate, overcompensating outfits face off against people who like to dress up as fuzzy cartoon animals
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Wed December 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pretty white woman gets prison sentence reduced
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