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Fri August 07, 2020
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
The 2020 Summer Olympics are off to a good start with a half-naked man punching 72-year-old Walmart employee for the Louisiana decathalon opener
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Tue August 04, 2020
(KTIV Sioux City)
 
 
 
Cable company ignores the call before you dig rule
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cops called to illegal gathering at Beverly Crest looked for parking violations before being called again hours later for a triple shooting resulting in a homicide
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Mon August 03, 2020
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
If you've ever thought that the Mini Cooper was just about the right size for an 11-year-old, you're not alone. This 11-year-old had the same idea
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man throws dagger at police; Police rolls saving throw; Cleric unable to help man
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Thu July 30, 2020
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
Funeral workers: I'm not picking him up, you pick him up
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Wed July 29, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Schoolchildren could be like lemmings on a Coronavirus cliff in the worst state to handle the crisis
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(Milford Daily News)
 
 
 
Couple arrested for walking dog naked. No, not the dog, she was wearing a collar
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Mon July 27, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Led Zeppelin cover band "protests" state ban on concerts by having a concert. Coronavirus seen signing Stairway to Heaven at the local hospital
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oops?
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Tue July 14, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While DeSantis continues to insit that everything is FINE, a CEO of a local hospital was less optimistic: "Our ICU capacity is beyond 100 percent." She wasn't available for follow-up because as an RN, she was needed to cover some shifts in the ICU
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Grim Reaper's driver having trouble keeping up with all the dead in Texas from the "tsunami of COVID"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Couple keeps spark in the relationship
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Kent Reporter)
 
 
 
Don't try to make buff happen, it's not going to happen
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Tue July 07, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
When you hear "getting stabbed during lunch", you normally think of prison, not a Chrysler factory
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan says, what is it Justice Roberts? Next thing you know, I'll lose my right to watch children be molested
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Sun June 28, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Beginning to think that the officers threatening Shaun King may not be brilliant tacticians?
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Fri June 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rapper Huey killed in double shooting. Dewey, Louie vow to solve the mystery, or rewrite history
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Wed June 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump slams Cuomo for Trump's approval to use the Javits Center and the USNS Comfort as coronavirus care facilities only. My neck hurts from that spinning
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Attention civilians: Don't drive your moped through an active crime scene
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Sun June 14, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Iowa's Jack Koerner, won't need the coroner, hitting a boat in a lake. But the Sea-Doo he rode, though it didn't explode, left nothing but junk in its wake
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Totally calm man takes a meat cleaver to the head, casually strolls into a hospital to see if staff can doing anything about his minor headache (graphic)
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Fri June 05, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police face no repercussions for lying about protesters
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Thu June 04, 2020
(San Marcos Daily Record)
 
 
 
Austin Police get splashed with a few drops of water, fire into crowd, miss their target, and manage to hit innocent black protester in the head, sending him to the hospital in critical condition with brain damage, then lie about being attacked. There's video
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Florida Man, in the foyer, with the handgun
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Tue May 26, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Patrick Ewing out of hospital after testing positive for Covid-19
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Sat May 23, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Mechanical Museum and SS Jeremiah O'Brien survive 4-alarm blaze as San Francisco's Pier 45 briefly becomes the world's fastest producer of smoked fish and roast crab legs
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Fri May 22, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
'Dreamer' brothers grow up, become ICU nurses working on front lines of COVID fight, still face deportation because why?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Son stabs and kills his father during Zoom meeting, illustrating just how advanced web-conferencing has come
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
The best way to beat Covid-19 is to steal a helicopter and shoot up the hospital until they release all the patients they're quarantining
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Thu May 21, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
First you get attacked by dogs and flatline twice during surgeries, then you get COVID at the rehab facility
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Bay News 9)
 
 
 
Nurse, son develop unique, Florida-themed protective mask that's a hit with medical staff
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Teach a man to start a fire and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life, and the DC police will be looking for you
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, older Americans dying off left and right is having a profound impact on their opinions towards Trump
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Stay at home. It will help prevent you dying from the Coronavirus or when your drunk friend crashes the McLaren he was driving
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Two manbabies arrested in Van Nuys after face mask altercation at a Target
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Mon May 11, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Being a low-level Target employee and following company policy by refusing admission to customers without masks? That's a face-punchin' and arm-breakin'
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Fri May 08, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Doctors in Paris identify first French man who surrendered to Covid-19
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida Man stabs roommate in attempt to release Satan. Look, the Weekly World News taught me that Satan only escapes through oil wells that reach hell, so don't play those games with me
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Worried but smart momma cat drops off her sick kitten for treatment at the feet of medics in human hospital emergency room (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 23, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"Here's your nine pence." "I'm not dead." "'Ere. She says she's not dead." "Yes, she is." "I'm not." "She isn't?" "Well, she will be soon. She's very ill." "I'm getting better." "No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment"
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
If you're the human shart who stole an ER nurse's puppy in Concord, CA, your safest bet might be to give Max back before the public gets its hands on you
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Bad: Tornado season in Oklahoma. Worse: The hospital that's your nearest shelter won't let you in because it's full of virus patients
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Holland, New Zealand, and Ireland, people are killing the 5G Internet to solve the toilet paper problem due to coronavirus, but to US, whats 5G?
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
KY legislator has had up to here with these G--D deputies and their DUI stops, guess the Party, and his Fark handle
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Wed April 15, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Got a COVID-19 test without insurance? That's a billing
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Tue April 14, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Remember that Big East basketball tournament last month that was cancelled at halftime of a game when someone released it could pose a public health problem? This reporter remembers, and is only now recovered from COVID-19
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Nebraska's Republican governor, discount store Lex Luthor Pete Ricketts, refuses to issue a stay-at-home order, putting the entire state at risk of a Coronavirus outbreak
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