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Sun November 28, 2021
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Nazca lobster effigy vessel and its little teefs
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Boiling lobsters alive will now be illegal in the UK as study confirms they feel pain. Feeding people British food still OK even though its considered cruel and inhumane
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Vegan Vickie does not approve of lobster rolls and wanted those people to leave
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan sees your cotton candy lobster and raises with a $44,000 snow crab
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Wed November 10, 2021
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Ultra-rare, delicious, cotton candy lobster caught off Maine coast
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Mainepublic.org)
 
 
 
"The council also defeated a bill that would have made the lobster roll the official state sandwich, a move that will preempt debate over whether the roll is really a sandwich at all." *munches crab chips*
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Would you pay the ridiculous price of $130 for some butter? You probably would for this 'Ridiculous No.55 Lobster and Crab Butter' that's made with bits of lobster and Devon Crab, caviar, fennel, and lemon. Hell you might even put it on your toast
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Mon October 04, 2021
(An overgrown sea cockroach)
 
 
 
Fox New's Soul Sister, Sina News Portal, claims that COVID-19 is a liberal plot from Maine lobstermen. The evidence is drawn, cracked open, and contained buttered emails
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canadian grocery store manager spots an orange lobster in the store's tank being "picked on" by other lobsters, so he takes it to the local aquarium, where this rare 1 in 30 million orange crustacean now lives peacefully
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canadian grocery store manager spots an orange lobster in the store's tank being "picked on" by other lobsters, so he takes it to the local aquarium, where this rare 1 in 30 million orange crustacean now lives peacefully
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Quesadilla, Lobster, and Hunting and Fishing Day. So catch a few big Sea Bugs and give us your recipe for Lobster Quesadilla
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Thu September 16, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
"At 101, This Woman From Maine Is Still Hauling Lobsters With No Plans To Stop". At first, subby mistook this as a story about your mom, who's out there catching crabs every night
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"At 101, This Woman From Maine Is Still Hauling Lobsters With No Plans To Stop". At first, subby mistook this as a story about your mom, who's out there catching crabs every night
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Wed September 15, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
State to Maine lobstermen: That concern thing that plays so well here? Yeah, we're gonna do that. Enjoy
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Tue September 14, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're frying your lobster wrong
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is that a lobster in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Maine lobstermen, who have always let science be their guide and want to work with environmental researchers, lose their shiat over 950 sq mi of seasonal lobstering restrictions. If you think they're justified, you might wanna look at the map first
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a story about a school principal that was fired for giving 'lobster claws' tests
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Wed August 25, 2021
(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
No lobsters were injured
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this lobster lobbing
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Sat August 14, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lobster chili nachos hit the Fark Food trifecta in one drool-y stroke
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Mon August 09, 2021
(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
Boring as shiat, but with lobsters?
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Sun August 08, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Yeah, give me two strip steaks. Hey, do you have any filet, lobster or ribeye? No, well then make it six strip steaks
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