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Tue December 07, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mask-denying doctor fails to realize that he missed Susie Sub texting him "use me for your pleasure" while recording a news interview on his phone, uploads the recording to his website. Hilarity ensues. Bonus: blames "hackers"
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Awkward baby raccoon overload
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sri Lanka: screw becoming the world's first completely organic farming nation, we're going green - AS IN THAT SWEET, SWEET DOUGH-RE-MI. And we'll take a carload or two of Round-Up while we're at it
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
US States investigating Instagram for wreaking havoc on Teens' mental health. Just wait until they get a load of the Poltab
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Thu November 18, 2021
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
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High school kid uses wrong door to exit building. Does he get: a) A warning not to do it again; b) Detention; c) Pinned against the wall and strangled by an off-duty cop with a loaded gun? Well, y'know this is Fark
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
John Kelly unloads on TFG. Well, that's enough internet for, well, evar
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Holy crap. We thought Bolsonaro was South America's TFG. Get a load of this guy
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Sun November 14, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's that time of the year where we need to remind truckloads of idiots that the president has virtually no power to affect gas prices
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Wed November 10, 2021
(KVIA El Paso)
 
 
 
Truck crashes and overturns, spilling load of milk on interstate. Highway Patrol expects long delays, suppressed tears
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Tue November 09, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Tim Cook says Apple Pay won't have crypto anytime soon, at least until they can figure out how to make it proprietary
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays. Self-baking cookies
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Sun November 07, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Someone stole an entire truckload of top-of-the-line RTX-series graphics cards somewhere in California. They must really want to play Crysis
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Sat November 06, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Attention citizens of the NCR: If your health insurance comes from the Kaiser, you have ten days to load up on stimpaks
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Wed November 03, 2021
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
For when you really need to load the toothpaste back in the tube
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Tue November 02, 2021
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Just how do you get a plane load of world leaders and billionaires to Glasgow?
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Mon November 01, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Tension over pole builds for several months, until man can't take it anymore and shoots his load into his neighbor
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Sun October 31, 2021
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Seems the only thing Erik Prince can be successful at is making off with loads of taxpayers' money
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"When they start jacking, then they're doing a load redistribution." Giggity tag retires to its fainting couch
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Sat October 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines pilot decides to cost bosses a boatload of cancellations, declares "Let's Go Brandon" over the PA
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
More fun than explaining to your kids how long it took games to load on tape or disk it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Darq CE @ Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: Games you enjoy but have trouble finding others to play with? Tell us
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Wed October 27, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Latest iOS release allows users to store their COVID vaccination card in the wallet app. Next release will automatically download the status from the injected chip
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(Lost Coast Outpost)
 
 
 
√ Loaded firearm, √methamphetamine, √heroin, √counterfeit $100 bills, √passed out behind the wheel of a running automobile
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Tue October 26, 2021
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Man visits Cox's Smoker on Manslick Road and wins a load
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
AD who handed Alec Baldwin a loaded gun was fired from a movie two years ago for handing an actor a loaded gun
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Mon October 25, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft changes its mind about changing its mind, will allow open source developers to experience all the hot reloads they want
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Fri October 22, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Update: Alec Baldwin's gun loaded with one live round in place of a blank
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Thu October 21, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
You thought TFG pretending he was still president was pathetic? Wait until you get a load of Jim Banks (R-IN) who is sending out letters to officials pretending he's a ranking member of a committee he's not on
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elon Musk could become the worlds first trillionaire? Just how many downloads of 'RIP - Harambe' have there been?
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
Well, they could've been loaded
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Mon October 18, 2021
(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You can add 'stolen front-end loaders' to the list of things that can potentially kill you in Australia
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Sun October 17, 2021
(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Diablo 2 Resurrected's servers falling over due to "modern player behaviour"
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Sat October 16, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
If you ever wondered what a train blasting through a semi loaded up with cars would actually look like outside of a movie, today is the day you find out
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
Iraq vet falsely claims to be paraplegic, collects over $1 million before VA auditors observed him doing such tasks as loading wheelchair into his new BMW coupe, driving 26 minutes to the gym to lift weights
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Thu October 14, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple says sideloading iOS apps will ruin everything and make you a very, very, very, very bad person, too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Here is math. Word Problem: you are a million dollar Amazon reseller in rural Texas and just received 35,000 pounds of inventory that has to be unloaded. How many employees do you hire for the job and at what hourly wage?
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Wed October 13, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
New Ford taillights let you know when you're too loaded to drive
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Tue October 12, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google Cloud will let you know how your workloads (and certainly NOT theirs) are damaging the environment, all you horrendous meatsack carbon units
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dog robot with sniper rifle payload wants steak. You have twenty seconds to comply
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
53-foot reefer stolen. Police on the lookout for someone trying to get a shiatload of Doritos to go with it
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
The loaded KELTEC SUB-2000 assault rifle found in my car in March was not mine. Nor the UZI submachine gun found in June. I swear
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Tue October 05, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Garland sends the FBI to go after anti-CRT nuts for being nuttier than a squirrel with a shiatload of guns and no sense of remorse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The mystery of Senator Freeloader's ever fattening ass has been solved
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
This month's Falcon Heavy launch delayed to next year because of a payload readiness issue. Damn you Space Force, damn you straight to Hell. I need my three booster fix
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Wed September 29, 2021
(US News)
 
 
 
If you're going to have a deadly train derailment, at least have it rural Montana where hundreds will converge to treat the wounded, cut open train cars, provide food and shelter, unload luggage, drive victims hundreds of miles to reunite with family
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Are you planning on downloading and using Windows 11?
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Crochety British Rail logo designer slams UK's plan to give classic double-arrow a colourful green makeover as "load of old bollocks"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The tech industry has long hours, so the new trendy perk is taking a week off. You know, like a vacation. No mention of stopping the excessive workload in the first place
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Fri September 24, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Autopsy: that's a shiatload of drugs, Michael
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Thu September 23, 2021
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Try not to cry
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Mon September 20, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
FBI, police seize load of Laundrie
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
In a "restrained" op-ed, China declares that Australian troops will be the first to die in the South China Sea as they unload fire and fury on the tiny terrifying island nation
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Wed September 15, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Fivehead Mercers had funded a shiatload more of 2020 election shenanigoats than was previously thought
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Tue September 14, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
They stopped sinking the concrete columns meant to stop the sinking of SF's Millennium Tower when more sinking was observed, but the sinking of columns was the cause of the additional sinking of the building that was already sinking. Let that sink in
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Mon September 13, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
New Metallica tribute album is available as a 7-record vinyl boxed set for $150, as a 4-disc CD set for $25. Or you simply download the album as a set of MP3s for...fifty farking dollars? That's SO Metallica
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Fri September 10, 2021
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Much more fun than waiting for your games to load via tape drive it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Sheltered free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite quality-of-life mods that are always a must-install for you?
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Good news, everybody. The Miss America Pageant respects women for more than just their physical appearance now, so it will no longer score them for their beauty. It's going to score them for their "wellness" instead. Mmmm, get a load of her wellness
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Mon September 06, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Machine Gun Kelly unloads on parking lot attendant
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(Internet Archive)
 
 
 
Cool. A free to download PDF of a confectionery cookbook printed in 1890. Things were different back then. Page 162 has a recipe for Opium Lozenges
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Thu September 02, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
If you're the kind of person who would randomly flip off strangers in the car next to you, a checklist: 1. Are you an unsupervised learner driver? 2. Do you only have a provisional license? 3. Is the car you're flipping off an unmarked police car?
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Tue August 31, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Planning a Caribbean vacation? Remember that there are now two sets of islands -- the MAGA havens that will allow in unvaccinated, maskless plague rats by the cruise ship load, and the other wants that proof of vaccination. Choose wisely
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby put twist up spring loaded car sun shades with the reflective side out, decorative side in, because that's how they work best. Mrs. Subby says no, the decorations face out so people can see how cool they are. Is this a hill worth dying on?
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Truth or Fiction)
 
 
 
You know those articles that said people with PhDs are the most anti-vaccine? Shockingly, it turns out that's a load of malarkey
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Insurrectionists: "Uploading the videos of this crime spree on social media platforms is the best idea we ever had." Investigators: "We totally agree"
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
You wouldn't download a bridge
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Forget the omni-shambles currently spanning the globe. My wife can't load a dishwasher correctly
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Woman dies in flood, but not before uploading her great footage to Facebook live
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Sat August 21, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How schools of 'microswimmers' can increase their load by a factor of ten. Mercifully not yours or subby's
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Thu August 19, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Delta breakthrough cases can carry just as much of a load as the unvaccinated, but have many more hidden baggage fees and service charges
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(CNN)
 
 
 
More hypocrisy from FoxNews, which now requires all employees to upload their vaccination cards and requires masks for everyone, regardless of vaccination status, when working in close quarters
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Wed August 18, 2021
(Castanet)
 
 
 
And nothing of value was lost
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Loaded Taco Fries reviewed by seasoned fast-food expert, deemed "enjoyable but I wouldn't say it offered much in the way of newness or value to the regular Taco Bell customer"
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Sun August 15, 2021
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Cosmic Bowling was so much fun last week that DC's Legends of Tomorrow are "Bored on Board Onboard" with a murder mystery board game (Gary's idea since John overloaded Gideon), plus a mystery guest in S.№6 Ep.№12 at 8 ㏘ EDT on The CW
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
On the plus side, the kid will always remember her sixth birthday party. On the downside, the parents will always remember the extra load of laundry they had to do
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Tue August 10, 2021
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Truck driver pulls off to side of road with load of rebar in order to grab a nap. If you've ever seen the movie Final Destination, you know how this turns out
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