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Sat September 24, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"I went to buy a hamster for my son a few years ago and the assistant asked if a parent was with us. I laughed it off saying I was their mum, but he persisted to ask me for ID as he didn't believe me"
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Fri September 23, 2022
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Who is Lisa Simpson?
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Tue September 20, 2022
(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
Forget pre-crime, the Pasco County Sheriff's Department is doing pre-criminal of elementary school students using confidential student records
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Mon September 12, 2022
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP chair calls Pete Buttigieg a "weak little girl"
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Fri September 09, 2022
(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My partner and I have a daughter, but instead of spending time with her he plays Call of Duty. How can I make him parent?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu September 08, 2022
(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little girl trying to get her ducks in a row
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Come on man, it's a little girl trying to catch a baseball at the ballpark
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Wed August 31, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"the moral of the story is when your 3-year-old throws a fit over absolutely needing a super creepy Halloween doll... buy the doll"
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Man who used to drink 28 pints and a bottle of vodka a day saw the fluorescent lights with only two hours to live
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Oddee)
 
 
 
Even the cosplay wizards are feeling overworked and burnt out these days
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Mon August 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Astros' Alex Bregman delivered on his promise to hit a home run for Uvalde
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Strike a pose with your television
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Do you like the Cubs, Reds or corn? It's the 2nd annual Field of Dreams Game, live from Dyersville, Iowa. Coverage begins 6pm EDT with first pitch at 7:15 on Fox
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Fri August 05, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Russia is great at kidnapping children
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Pooty Poot invades Central Park but we're saved by a little girl with a water pistol
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Article claims "Waterworld was rad as heck"
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Sun July 31, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
WV State Senator Robert Karnes attempts to win the "no exceptions" abortion law limbo by lowering the bar to the "little girls 'romanticize' their rapists" level
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Thu July 28, 2022
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
NFL makes guardian caps mandatory for two preseason games. Warrior code inconsolable
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Wed July 20, 2022
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Texas grand jury determines that a man's right to shoot toward where he thinks a fleeing robber went overrides his responsibility to ensure he doesn't murder a little girl in a pickup truck that he mistakes for the robber's
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bad: A Child and Family Services caseworker is caught faking notes of contact with a mother and her children that depicted them all happy and thriving. You're farked: because the notes are dated the day after mom was arrested for murdering the kids
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Fri July 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 142 of WW3: Over 40 settlements in southern Kherson region back under Ukrainian control. Ukraine's new US rockets are proving highly effective, according to satellite imagery and Western analysts. It's your Friday Ukraine war discussion
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that terrible story that we all thought couldn't get worse, and then it was updated, and we all realized that it COULD get worse? Well, there's another update, and it could get worse again
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Chron)
 
 
 
John Oliver offers $10K for creepy Texas beach dolls with the money going to the Mission-Aransas Reserve. 'Burn them now'
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Fri July 01, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fugitive parents arrested on Appalachian Trail after abandoning kids in Appalachia
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Thu June 30, 2022
(Whiskey Riff)
 
 
 
You don't have to run faster than the bison, you just have to run faster than your small child and hope a random bystander takes action to save them
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Tue June 28, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pelosi's shove of a snowflake GOP Congresswoman's daughter was so brutal that the kid didn't even notice
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Assaulted by a 'fully grown adult potato'. Subby couldn't decide between asinine, awkward, dumbass, strange or amusing. Amusing won by a fully grown adult potato
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Thu June 23, 2022
(Some Doppelganger)
 
 
 
Looks like Sully and Mike are looking for a new Boo to scare
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
I'll see that 18-year-old writing 10 books and up with a 5-year-old writing a book and winning a Guinness World Record
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Fri June 17, 2022
(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Troy McClure's dolphin pimp's house is up for sale
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Thu June 16, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Basketball legend Bird retires. No, not that one. The other one
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Mon June 13, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy 60th birthday to Ally Sheedy, America's first mainstream Goth Girl
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Sat June 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dave Thomas regretted naming Wendy's Wendy's and not Squareburger's
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(Patch)
 
 
 
"Those kittens are alive today because of a little girl's bravery and determination not to stand by and allow cruelty." Welcome to Caturday
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Thu June 09, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Disheveled hobo accosts little girl in grocery store in the middle of the day. Shocking photos in the article
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Wed June 08, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Will Vader get another chance to play with his food? Will the force ghost of Burgess Meredith help Obi-Wan get back into shape? And will a little girl get to know her daddy? Find out in "Obi-Wan Kenobi" ep. 4. dropping at 3 AM ET on Disney Plus
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Sat June 04, 2022
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Unable to secure a Big Wheel, escaped inmate uses little girl's bike as a getaway vehicle
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Fri June 03, 2022
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Ohio pedocons gonna pedocon
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Tue May 31, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey everybody don't forget that it's the last day of MerMay today. So if you didn't get your Mer on earlier, then for Mer's sake get out your MerPaints and start MerPainting. No Ariel porn, please
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