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Tue May 22, 2018
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Brett Favre on golf: "When I played golf before, I realized the only reason I wanted to play was to drink"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal may play Mysterio in an upcoming movie. Subby thinks he might be a little tall for a luchador
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
If you've been feverishly waiting for Alanis Morissette's 'Jagged Little Pill' to be released as a musical, than brother do I have some fantastic news for you. Also, get help
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Sun May 20, 2018
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
And the hard rabble of Fark felt their hearts grow 3 sizes that day. Well, a little bit anyway. OK, their hearts didn't grow at all, but this story made them a little, tiny bit less jaded about the world. They still got drunk later
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
By our dancing like water droplets in a searing hot skillet, screaming like a little girl, and cursing like a sailor. Next question please
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's Hearts and Hooves Day and Big Mac has big romantic plans for Sugar Belle. If you watched this show enough you know a horrible fate awaits him. It's My Little Pony - The Break Up Breakdown this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri May 18, 2018
(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
"But despite being the most C4 dominated continent today, little is known about the initial C4 expansion in Australia." Now, they're trying to blow you up
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Thu May 17, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sanders is back, although there is so little to talk about now that there is peace in the Middle East and Trump has declared no collusion in the Russia probe. Maybe they'll just share pie recipes at today's White House Press Briefing. 1:00 EDT
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So, what do you do when you think your wife drinks booze a little too often in front of the kids?
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant a little confused between "betray" and "portray"
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
25-year-old man reminisces about his senior year of high school. Star of the basketball team, dating this fly little freshman girl, those were the days. Hard to believe it's been a whole week since then
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Best mom ever makes adorable lunches for her son, including Pokemon, Angry Birds, and My Little Pony
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"Headline writers are little appreciated." Except on Fark
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Shape Magazine)
 
 
 
With this one crazy trick, a vegan-trained wellness expert tells you how to keep your salad fresher and a little less sad
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Ron Howard says there's recently been a little talk about a sequel to 'Willow'
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Stack.com)
 
 
 
I'm getting a little verklempt Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic: Grape nuts contain neither grapes nor nuts. Discuss
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Sat May 12, 2018
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar in the month of May starts off with a little road course work. Will Power has the pole with an impressive run by rookie Robert Wickens putting him on the front row. This is your INDYCAR Grand Prix discussion thread at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
AJ and Dash take the Friendship 6 on a teamwork learning field trip. Will egos collide? Will any of them survive? Will there be pie? Find out on My Little Pony - Non-Compete Clause this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Pacific Standard Magazine)
 
 
 
Hide the little spoons
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Fri May 11, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Miners in South Africa suffering from deadly lung disease get $400 million settlement. Finally, they can breathe a little easier
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Disneyland's Loki gives a tour to a little girl dressed as Loki. Stay for the hug
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
A neo-Nazi running for Senate in California wants Trump to "name that Jew" and save America from "Jewish Supremacists"
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Parents of dead kid haven't used drugs for years, well okay they smoked a little bit of weed. Okay weed and a little bit of heroin. Alright weed a little bit of heroin and some Suboxone and that's it. So weed, heroin, Suboxone and meth but that's it
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
It's fight season for Little League parents
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Sun May 06, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Becky visits little girl burned by a marijuana explosion. The dust is getting in subby's eyes, just leave me alone
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Starlight and Sunburst are called by the Cutie Map to solve a friendship problem involving their parents. Will they find out they are siblings? Find out on My Little Pony - The Parent Map this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like someone reminded little Marco that Republicans never admit their policies aren't working, and especially when this applies to tax cuts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When scholars talk about what started today, it'll need a title. Help 'em out a little
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Plump Scottish Fold cat is local and social-media celebrity for stolidly climbing 136-meter hill with her owner every week in attempt to maintain current health. "Chami appears to care little about people in her surroundings"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Ramps for ducklings are back at the reflecting pool at the U.S. Capitol, since it's a popular hook up spot, for ducks that is. Also after the big ducks make little ducks, it helps the babbys avoid starvation, hypothermia or drowning. M. R. Ducks
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Seattle hotel opens 'Pearl Jam Suite.' comes with industrial, grunge-inspired designs, all the band's albums on vinyl, little boy with Arms raised in a 'V'
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
On his way to home plate, Little League player does his best impression of The Six Million Dollar Man: Dun-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Yo, dude, a little help here?"
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Sat April 28, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
♫ Oh, I get high with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmmm, get by with a little help from my friends ♫ Mmm, Mama dies with a little help from my friends ♫ Yes, I get by with a...Wait, back up one
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Twilight casts Princess Celestia her in production to help Celestia realize her fillyhood dream of being in a play. Can she raise the curtain as well as the sun? Find out on My Little Pony - Horse Play this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well maybe if you didn't nickel and dime us to the brink of insanity over every little thing, we might stop stealing your damn pillows and blankets. Ever think of that, airlines?
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
During an event with Team USA Paralympians at the White House Trump says that watching disabled people is "a little tough to watch too much, but I watched as much as I could"
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
An attorney asks a federal judge to give him a little bit of a break on a deadline because he was up late watching the Utah Jazz playoff game. Immediately gets offer to replace Rudy Giuliani on Trump's defense team
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Anderson Cooper on Trump interview: He was like crazy person on a park bench, eyeing little girls with bad intent
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The Bitcoin frenzy is calming now that the little guy sheep have been properly fleeced and the big bank wolves are settling in
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Republicans' new California strategy: Nazis for Congress
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Tesla's Autopilot division loses third director in over a year, might have to run itself for a little while
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal prosecutors would like to thank Trump and Hannity for claiming that Cohen did little to no work for them. It will really speed up those attorney-client privilege claims the two of you previously made
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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(Farktography)
 
Farktography
 
Theme of Farktography Contest No. 677: "Happy Little Accidents". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
No hockey tonight, so here's a little something for all the fans of teams who didn't make the playoffs - Down Goes Brown's draft lottery power rankings
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Mon April 23, 2018
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
"What is a 72-year-old little old lady going to do to anyone." Sell them a lot of drugs, apparently
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Sunday Mixtape: Share the soundtrack of your life in 12 songs or less. ( maybe a little more depending on your age) Rules are loose
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch basically tells Martin Freeman to stop being a whiny little brat about Sherlock fans
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
The CMC's help a young Hippogriff who's caught between the mountains and the sea. Can they figure out where he belongs or will they end up in Detroit? Find out on My Little Pony - Surf and/or Turf this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little 35-year old friend - looking back at the controversy of Scarface
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Fri April 20, 2018
(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
Highway travelers get a little tired of completely Farked-up driver sharing their space, and work together to solve the problem Alaska-style (with video)
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Why does David Pastrnak use so little tape on his stick?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Mormon leader tells crowd of African Mormons that poverty is spiritual and the only way out of it is to give what little you have to the church
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
My Little Rick and Morty
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the basketball fans need someone to hold their little hands and submit threads for them so they can have threads like those mean hockey fans have. Please mighty admins grant them this official playoff basketball and tumbleweed thread
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Granny Smith and her friends head to Las Pegasus and Rainbow Dash tags along as chaperone. Will what happens in Las Pegasus stay in Las Pegasus? Find out on My Little Pony - Grannies Gone Wild this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Mermaid looks for a little tail
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Look, I'm glad we legalized pot in Seattle, but erecting statues is taking it a little far
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Screen Actor's Guild tells horses to stay out of the barn because there's this pervy wolf that may eat you, which is subby's twisted metaphorical way of saying that SAG is a little late with their warning, ya dumb-dumbs
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Judge recorded insulting and deriding defendants who he then sentenced to life in prison. Just a little MST3K treatment eh, Judge? What's the big deal?
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Putin mocks Britain's little young men in submarines (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 11, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Joe Montana says it's 'Still a little early' to call Garoppolo the next Joe Montana
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(Channel 4)
 
 
 
CamAnal pitched a little woo with multiple Republican campaigns in 2016. Uh oh. Better call RICO
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Donald Trump, you're just a little chicken, cheep cheep. Anyway, how's your sex life?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump abruptly cancels South American getaway as he says a little prayer that Mueller will just walk on by
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Mon April 09, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) brings you 2 hours of songs the DJ added to his library in April. Yeah, sorta like two weeks ago, but this is April. A little more emphasis on comedy tonight than the last few weeks
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Termite inspector finds anti-tank grenade in woman's basement. Those little bastards weren't going to give up without a fight
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Fluttershy helps out Rarity by looking after her boutique. In Manehattan. Will she cry or will she get "assertive" and fit right in as Flutterbiatch? Find out on My Little Pony - Fake It 'Til You Make It, Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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Fri April 06, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
No clever repartee today as Sander's constant condescending lies are wearing this Farker out. Any tips to maintain what little sanittly I have left? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 2pm EDT)
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Little pig, little pig, won't you let me come in, or I'll huff and I'll puff ... well, mostly I'll huff
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Thu April 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Business traveler has collected 15,000 hotel Do Not Disturb signs - a hobby which itself is a little disturbing
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Golfer does his best Bill Gramatica impression after draining a hole-in-one at the Masters Par 3 Contest, then rubs a little dirt on it and continues playing
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Stormfront founder's wife tired of paying for his little hobby, starting next month only those paying at least 5 bucks a month will be able to access the site
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Some Oklahoma teachers are finding the grass really is greener in Texas, and are packing up their shiny little surreys with the fringe on the top and sweepin' down the plains
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Someone hung around the weird kryptonite a little too long: Allison Mack expected to be arrested for sex trafficking
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Mon April 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Some guy claiming to be Tiger Woods is the odds on favorite to win this little golf tournament in Augusta, Ga. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
A little something to brighten your Monday: Joy Reid reminding everyone Ted Nugent dodged the draft by shiatting his pants
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Marmosets are even more generous when no one is watching, sneaky little bastards
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Maud gets a stallionfriend who isn't a rock. Pinkie freaks out. Waifu dreams are Rainbow Dashed. There will be many pony puns. It's the Maud Couple on My Little Pony this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am EDT
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Thu March 29, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Is Justin Trudeau a little *too* Canadian?
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr celebrates her series reboot in all the traditional ways: high-fiving, sipping a little champagne, bullying a Parkland shooting survivor by tweeting a Nazi salute at him... wait, what?
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Wed March 28, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Press: Your words are as empty as your soul, Sarah. Mankind ill needs a spokeswoman such as you Sarah: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1330)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Planned Parenthood: We want your little princess to have sex and an abortion
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(America Magazine)
 
 
 
Prominent Catholic Magazine: Perhaps we've all been a little too hard on Katy Perry
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Tue March 27, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
In Vegas, Cosmopolitan's chief mixologist creates actual Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster along with other colorful space-themed drinks. "They're serious cocktails, but they look a little crazy. Our Moscow Mule is blue and has a floating spaceman in it"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It may be the Little Dance or the Not Interested Tournament to some of you, but the NIT Semifinals at Madison Square Garden is going on. Can Utah hold off Western Kentucky? Can Penn State defeat Mississippi State? Tip-off is at 7pm EDT on ESPN
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Paul Manafort files a motion seeking dismissal of the federal charges filed against him in VA citing the little known argument of "No fair Lookin'" arguing that Mueller shouldn't even have been investigating all the illegal stuff his did in THIS case
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
"We, probably unwisely, chose to play with [the old box of dynamite] a little bit. We were handling it and breaking it and seeing what was in it. So as it turns out, that was not very smart"
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Mon March 26, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Vault-Tec representative is here to assure you that everything is fine. It is not the end of the world. Is the press undecided? Or do they need to just show a little personality? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1400'ish)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Claire McCaskill criticizes Hillary Clinton for comments she made about Trump voters nearly two years ago. Little late on the draw there
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's been 7 years since Twilight came to Ponyville to learn about Friendship. Now she decides to open a School of Friendship to further her goals of global domination. It's My Little Pony - School Daze 1&2 Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am EDT
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take another look at Mooch's Scaramucci Post, it must have gotten at least a little better, right? Oh dear...well, at least they stopped polling about the Holocaust, now they poll about 🤔
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's national puppy day, so show us those puppies. Big puppies, little puppies, sweater puppies, let's see 'em
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After forcibly evicting the Trump managers from the property and ripping the Trump name off the building, the owners of a Panama City hotel have revamped the cocktail menu, now offering a Stormy Jack Daniels, a Fire and Fury, and a Little Rocket Man
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Thu March 22, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
2,000 days on Mars, and Curiosity has yet to find a monolith. Big hopes for tomorrow, Little Guy
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
The federal Teen Pregnancy Program will be a little different now, what as the old one was reducing the number of teen pregnancies
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(ABC Local)
 
 
 
Let's give a little Photoshop help for these rails
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Tue March 20, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
The NRA cries like a little girl over their break up with Florida's Republican House Speaker Richard Corcoran
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Now for the low low price of $10 to $20 you can have some of Guy Fieri's goatee or bleached-blonde head hairs named after yourself or a special someone. No word on paying just a little extra will get one of the short and curly ones named
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Proving no good deed goes unpunished, Little Caesars offering free pizza to everyone because of UMBC's upset of Virginia in the NCAA Tournament
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Sun March 18, 2018
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Dogs respond better to baby talk. Yes, they do. Yes, they do, my little shnookie-bookie-pookie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Canada and the world a little sadder as comedian Mike McDonald is now doing standup for the angels
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Sat March 17, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Leprechauns are real ya know, just ask Ireland's only leprechaun whisperer who talks to the 'little people' all the time
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Wed March 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The South has risen again, in weight and BMI with Arkansas's Little Rock-North Little Rock-Conway metro area being the fattest
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Tue March 13, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boaty McBoatface successfully completes her maiden under-ice voyage. Who's a good little Boaty? You're a good little Boaty
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Mon March 12, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC parking garage worker accidentally runs over $85,000 violin, tells sobbing little girl he'll get her the world's teeniest one to replace it
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Here's to you, innovative child care provider. Because who among us hasn't wanted to drug the children and go off for a little tanning and crossfit?
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Apparently Blackish got a little too real for ABC so they had to shelve an episode
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
English village tired of coddling your little snowflakes, replaces plastic playground items with good old-fashioned wood, metal, brick, and sharp-edged apparatus to add resilience to children's playtime
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Teacher mom arrested for assaulting another mom at their kids' little league baseball practice because victim wore "short shorts." Lady, this is Florida. Volleyball shorts, bikinis, one-piece suits are acceptable women's wear to little league games
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Fri March 09, 2018
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Sure it's a little cold outside in Antarctica, but that's no reason a couple of lovebirds can't take selfies of their preening selves to let the world know
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Thu March 08, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
It's surprisingly difficult to rock the North Korean haircut, even for trained stylists of Asian hair. "Something went wrong and the sides of Masanuki's head were too rounded. The result was a little more Mao Zedong than Kim Jong-un"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Little did anyone realize that it wouldn't be an asteroid, a mutated virus, a supervolcano, or even nuclear war that would decimate the human race, but rather the tsunami created by the great Nerdgasm of 2018 unleashed by EW's Infinity War cover set
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Tue March 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yusuf, 14, wants to be the first Muslim US President. However, without any extramarital affairs, conflicts of interests, or racially charged language that seeks to belittle and divide the nation, it's going to be a hard sell
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
For sale: One house, moderately used by little old disgraced Army general, slightly treasonous, has "lived in" appeal. The walls may not be the only things that talk. Best offer
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(CBS Chicago)
 
 
 
Daycare workers make kids' naptime extra special by handing out gummy bears laced with melatonin first. Sweet dreams, you little bastards
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Glorified plumber finds out he's a glorified plumber. Confused and a little aroused
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Sun March 04, 2018
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Man confesses to fiancee that he killed her sister at a hotel. That will make the wedding a little awkward
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Warning: Every time you make your bed the dust mites get a little bit more aggressive
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Thu March 01, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Exodus 10:3 - "I will bring locusts into your country tomorrow. They will cover the face of the ground so that it cannot be seen. They will devour what little you have left after the hail including every tree that is growing in your fields" - © IOC
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Wed February 28, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dicks gets a little bigger
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is the $520,000 profit I just made off of a $20 junk sale purchase
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Mon February 26, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you want to know what love is, a new crazy little study finds couples are not like magnets, love is not a battlefield or a rollercoaster
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Meet TESS, NASA's next planet-hunting satellite. Apparently the last one had a little issue with the exhaust port
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(Radio Times)
 
 
 
I don't know what you're talking about so here's Benedict Cumberbatch doing a dramatic reading of 'I'm a Little Teapot'
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
Photoshop this little traveler
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(Vox)
 
 
 
There is little scientific data to back up emotional support animals
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Fri February 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Calling out a coward for not making a suicidal charge with his little gun against an assault rifle. It's not like he had bone spurs or something
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"Utah senator does a little day drinking, then presents a bill to delay .05 DUI law"
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
I just lost a lot of respect for Luke Skywalker. He brags that he used to bulls-eye these little fellas in his T-16 back home
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Basketball programs at little-known schools like Duke, Kentucky, North Carolina and Michigan State caught up in FBI's recruit-bribing scandal. Witnesses are now wondering if Coach K is really a serial killer
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Thu February 22, 2018
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
The state of Vermont merges the booze department with the scratch-off-ticket department. Considering adding the guys who regulate smokes or the people who regulate Little Debbie Snack Cakes to complete the trifecta
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Liam Gallagher gets interviewed by a bunch of little kids. Hilarity ensues
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Wed February 21, 2018
(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
History teacher 'loved by all' accused of loving one student a little too much
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Tue February 20, 2018
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
Little kid sits on another kid's shoulders while wearing a long trench coat in order to look like a tall adult so they can save on tickets to see 'Black Panther.' Stuff like this only happens at the movies
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
This is going to make Jared's job a little bit harder
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Some Ingalls Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Fix up this little barn on the prairie
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
A little late, but tonight is Paul's Memory Bank's Valentine's show. Every song title has "love" in it. "Tune in" at 8PM EDT
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(Rocketnews 24)
 
 
 
"Dear sirs, there may be just a little bit of mold on my senbei cracker. I am sending it back." "Dear customer: [multipage essay of apology and supplication accompanied by documentation and results of our FTIR analysis]. Have a free packet on us"
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Looks like somebody might have "borrowed" Obama's time machine, took it out for a little joyride, and brought back a Mueller's Russian Almanac from the future
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
To find out why Montanans dress in layers, visit the little town of Fort Belknap--where temperatures went from -37 to 45 above in one day
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Thu February 15, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Radio host learns quickly that it's a poor idea to broadcast a countdown until gold medal Olympian Chloe Kim turns 18. "She's fine as hell If she was 18, you wouldn't be ashamed to say that she's a little hot piece of a**"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Apparently still a little miffed about the whole "getting fired for doing my job" thing, former US Attorney Preet "Big Trollin'" Bharara Tweets "You know who has permanent security clearances? Every member of special counsel Mueller's team. " B-U-RN
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
His cunning plan was to scold and disrespect John Kelly into quitting, but he can't find anyone stupid enough to become his third chief of staff in little more than a year
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
The Northwest Quiddditch Championship goes to Lacey. Well, I suppose if you're running around on a broom pretending you can fly, a little lace won't make you look any more foolish
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Barstool Sports continues the hard-hitting, nuanced sports talk you expect from it by referring to Chloe Kim as a "little hot piece of ass"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If US Olympic figure skater Mira Nagasu seemed oddly familiar to you, perhaps you pay a little too close attention to the scantily clad "rink girls" that clear the ice between periods at Colorado Avalanche hockey games
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
All about the little-known rival to the B-29 Superfortress heavy bomber
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Mon February 12, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
"At a little over 288 pounds, I was officially the heaviest woman to complete a marathon"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Everyone take out your tiny, oily violins to play a sad little tune for OPEC as their "nightmare scenario" comes to pass, possibly destroying their control of world oil markets
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Sat February 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
From the too little, too late files
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"A little girl went home to her mum and said 'we saw people humping at school today, it was really funny'"
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
California may start requiring a cancer warnings to be placed on coffee cups. A little bit of an overreaction or a whole lot of an overreaction?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
48 years ago this week that Little Ol' Band from Texas played their first gig at a Knights of Columbus Hall in Beaumont. Here's how how how it all began
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Thu February 08, 2018
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Actual article quote: "Ponies and non-ponies alike can gather together and learn that being nice to one another is better than getting mad at me for posting about My Little Pony"
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
You might only have one job, but sometimes a little discretion is advised - like not issuing blood donor vehicles with parking tickets, for example
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Tue February 06, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Could Amazon continue their takeover ways by acquiring Target and Kohl's? Walmart is heard shaking in their wee little boots
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Mon February 05, 2018
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Switzerland halts bus with a little snow on the roof ... 1.6 tons
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Caption this little reader
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Fri February 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So put your little hand in mine, we'll tweet about crooked Hillary and Obama one more time
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Thu February 01, 2018
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Want to do a little landscaping job? Got an extra couple of thousand dollars? Got an HOA in Kansas? That'll be another $300K please
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Wed January 31, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When the federal government has to intervene to dissolve your frat, maybe the party was a little too inappropriate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A notepad page titled M&A with a drawing of a big fish eating a little fish
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Tue January 30, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is the cutest little wabbit you'll see in a tiny cup toda... This year. (It's only a minute, watch to the end)
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Mon January 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Little kid throws a tantrum outside a Target because he was upset that his gloves matched his jacket. What are some horror stories from your little Farkers?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Senator Tom Cotton will not tolerate a little "bullsh*t" from his constituents
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Ownership battle heats up over Ulva. With helpful picture of a little man in a boat
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
"Our research demonstrates that naked mole rats ... show little to no signs of ageing" says researcher who hasn't considered what a naked mole rat looks like
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Sun January 28, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Which conference will prevail in the little game known as the Pro Bowl? Who will stand out? Is there even a reason to continue the Pro Bowl? Kickoff is at 2:50 PM ET on ESPN/ABC
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Sat January 27, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Poor little snowflakes upset at Judge's remarks while sentencing Nassar. BECAUSE WORDS HURT
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Fri January 26, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Researchers develop a way to turn human solid waste into a potential edible "goo" for astronauts. Sources say it would be a little bit like Marmite or Vegemite, but probably taste better than either
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(Wimp)
 
 
 
D'aaaaww.. The cutest little NOPE you would stomp on without a second thought
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Someone's a little confused about how old millennials actually are
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Thu January 25, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cuckolding can be positive for some couples according to scientists who everyone is looking at juuust a little bit differently than before
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Mon January 22, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Notorious RBG on #MeToo: It's about F'ing time. TwoScoops last seen cowering in a corner of the Oval Office with his little hands covering his little ....something
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Little elf weasel Jeff Sessions told new FBI Director Christopher Wray to make a "fresh start" by firing, er, I mean, replacing his entire core team including FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe
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