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| Tue February 16, 2021 |
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Metro Exodus will have ray-tracing on the PS5 and Xbox Series X|S, so you can see light dancing in your favorite spirit, Bourbon
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Remember the frothing mob, including one Douglas Jensen, that chased Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman up all those flights of stairs? So does a grand jury
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Amazon is forcing employees into anti-union meetings, texting them up to 5x daily, putting messages in bathrooms, even changing traffic light patterns to harm union organizing in Alabama. Wait. Amazon controls traffic lights??
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Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings
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"A surprising number of ivory bison are being born in the West, confounding geneticists, delighting the rest of us, and we hope fulfilling a Native American prophecy of peace and goodwill on earth"
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Former flight attendants, laid off during air industry retrenchment, excel at selling insurance because of their hospitality training and interpersonal skills
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| Thu February 04, 2021 |
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I hope you're putting everything on plastic, because you're putting plastic on everything
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Short seller Hindenburg Research, fresh off of blowing up Nikola Motor, lights the fuse under Clover Health
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Pandemic penthouse party extraordinaire: mood lights, exotic dancers and a 100 cheeseburgers
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Facebook's toxic Groups let white supremacist terrorists organize. Now cue the simpering non-apologies and promises to do whatever bare minimum gets them out of the uncomfortable spotlight
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Apparently, not pulling over for a cop because you "didn't feel like it" is not a defense. (With mugshot goodness)
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Apparently, not pulling over for a cop because you "didn't feel like it" is not a defense. (With mugshot goodness)
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33-year-old one-eyed, arthritic, geriatric bat, enjoys sponge baths, fruit snacks and simulated flights, living his best life
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| Fri January 29, 2021 |
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Friday night and the lights are low Looking out for a place to go Where they play the right music, getting in the swing You come to look for the MSNBC discussion thread at 7pm Eastern
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Things to put in the recycling bin: Plastic containers, cardboard, glass bottles, aluminum cans. Things to NOT put in the recycling bin: Pizza boxes, light bulbs, ceramics, human bodies
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First Doug highlights food inequality in his first public outing
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Canada cancels all flights to warmer destinations, remainder of planet cut off
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It's like knowing the difference between extreme and mega doritos
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Are you closing out your Robinhood positions due to their tomfoolery? Any recommendations for other investing options that also have phone apps? LGN
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Air Force is planning a 'first-of-its kind' flyover before Super Bowl LV, promises to deliver something exciting called "snake and nape" to delight the crowd
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| Wed January 13, 2021 |
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So about that UV light cure for Covid... Numbers 3, 18, 19, look like they work
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Calabria district of Italy, where they make candelabra, starts mob trial against The 'Ndrangheta, the pasta makers. 3 judges recuse themselves because they've eaten pasta by candle light, been made offers they can't refuse
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Jüri Ratas resigns as prime minister of Estonia. In other news, Estonia is actually a country, and not an online marijuana supplier
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Headline: "spacecraft answers the question: How dark is space?" Article: "telescope may be able to help solve the mystery"
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Because it's 2020+1, behold Razer's N-95 gaming mask, with rechargeable ventilation system, built-in mic and amplifier, and RGB puke that extends into the ultraviolent band
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| Thu January 07, 2021 |
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Ashli Babbitt, the woman killed in the insurrection yesterday, evidently made politically-charged videos. She seemed like a delight
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American Airlines banned booze on flights out of DC this morning. Ordinarily that'd be considered "cruel and unusual," but for those cretins let's call it a decent start
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"It just seemed like a business, real robotic. Even the ones on the payroll seemed to be fighting, positioning in order to climb that ladder which, in my opinion, is not what a church is supposed to be"
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Scientists observe live cells responding to magnetic fields for first time. Cool. This explains the migration patterns of birds, insects, and fish, and why Subby's magnetic personality constantly attracts beautiful nubile women
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Scientists observe live cells responding to magnetic fields for first time. Cool. This explains the migration patterns of birds, insects, and fish, and why Subby's magnetic personality constantly attracts beautiful nubile women
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Now to for the weather, here's Noah (A 1st grader)
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Sony to begin selling giant LED displays for virtual sets instead of greenscreen backgrounds, like what Epic Games and ILM made for the Mandalorian. This is the way
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| Mon December 21, 2020 |
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"I'll have two bloody Marys, a tequila sunrise, and three Bud Lights to go"
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We heard that you like conflagration, so we struck a lightning bolt in the volcano
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Probably one of those little ones that have like seven flights a day and will be located in some swampland in Florida
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It's only taken 32 years, but US finally ready to charge bombmaker for attack on Pan Am flight 103 that went down over Lockerbie, Scotland
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Bad: man with COVID-19 lies and boards plane. Worse: he dies in mid-flight
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Uh, we've had a slight queue malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? We're aware of the issue with the queue, so no need to report it, thanks
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