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Wed March 03, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You can now take "mystery flights" to unknown destinations in Australia, presumably including Drop Bear Mountain, Shark Beach, and Spidertown
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci's personal coronavirus model is heading to the Smithsonian. Awww, I want one
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
Move over Tampa Bay, Sports has a new worst franchise
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Republicans are only just now starting to wrestle with the conundrum: How do you make a racist populist agenda work when your star demagogue is no longer always in the limelight?
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger blacklight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
We're gonna need a bigger blacklight
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
DIY black hole behaves just like Stephen Hawkings said it would, and there's absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong with experiments like this
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Zissou vindicated
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Zissou vindicated
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
We still haven't found 'pristine stars' in the Universe. James Webb will change that
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo hires Harvey Weinstein/Woody Allen defense attorney. The Onion is out of ideas
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The official start of Dutch spring: the koeiendans, or cow dance - when cows which have been kept indoors all winter are let out into the fields, and literally dance with delight
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Defendant is a flight risk because: a) his wife kept an old boyfriend's passport that happened to look similar to the defendant, b) wife kept the passport as a keepsake, c) wife kept the passport with her own
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Jefferson has a Whale of a problem on Black Lightning, tonight at 9 EST on The CW
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Sun February 28, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man soaks himself in gasoline and threatens to light himself on fire and burn his family's house, so the cops are called...and you'll never guess what happens next
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Sat February 27, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas to CA companies for the last decade: Move here, we're a rootin' tootin' free wheeling unregulated wild west business mecca. Think of all the profits you'll make. Texas this week: Please stay. We'll try to keep the lights on. We promise
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Why get on a commercial flight and have to rub shoulders with the plague-ridden poors at check in, gate lounge and boarding?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
It costs $27,500 to hit a Delta flight attendant. Cheaper to just put on the farking mask
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Fri February 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lightfoot looking to puni$h lead feet
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
No, she's not
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(Academic Times)
 
 
 
You're going to be able to "chip in" earlier than you thought. William Gibson approves
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The Chevette? Dodge Aspen? Bangle BMWs?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A happier place to hang out than The Last of Us 2, Darkest Dungeon or Dark Souls it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What have you been playing? LGT Sunless Sea free at Epic. Side note favourite simulation games? Sim City? Flight sims? Tell us inside
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
Old and busted: St Patrick's Day green beer. New hotness: St Patrick's Day green cheesecake
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaga's dog walker shooting and pupnapping security camera footage released. Bois still missing
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Hmmmm, sort of want
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
First look as Kristen Stewart on set as Princess Diana. Looks like there is light at the end of the tunnel
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Thu February 25, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sittin' in the stand of the sports arena, waiting for the show to begin Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine A good friend of mine follows the stars Venus and Mars are alright tonight in the MSNBC thread at 7PM Eastern
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
28 pilot whales relaunched from notorious New Zealand stranding spot. Participating flight attendants said to be in high spirits
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pulse oximeters might be racist
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(NPR)
 
 
 
There is increasing evidence that we have lost fully 1/3 of the most fertile topsoil from all the land devoted to growing crops across the upper Midwest of America. This is fine
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Von Miller criminal investigation turned over to DA for charging decision. DA expected to see if he remains a Bronco before filing charges or not
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
At the exact time Farmer Brown casually attempts to light his stove, Texas 18-wheeler hits fuel train
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Logic? Reason? 3 disastrous examples of why that's not nearly enough in science
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(Rapid City Journal)
 
 
 
It's red state miracle as articles of impeachment are filed against the South Dakota attorney general since misdemeanor charges for a hit and run pedestrian death seemed a tad light
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Tue February 23, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Poetry is eternal graffiti written in the heart of everyone." The City Lights have dimmed, Lawrence Ferlinghetti has died at the age of a hundred and one
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The real news here, as I'm seeing it, is that Dr. Fauci thinks the United States is "sophisticated." HEY PA WE'RE OUT OF COORS LIGHT AGAIN I'M TAKIN' THE GATOR DOWN TO THE KUM AND GO
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Paradox puts another stake in the Vampire franchise, decides it's not yet ready for the light of day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Between now and Feb. 28, donations made to St. Jude's Children's Research hospital can win you a seat on a SpaceX orbital flight. LGT details, donations start at $10
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Gordon Lightfoot reportedly looking for a rhyme for "seagull" and getting the terms "Inner Mooring Basin" and "dewatering process" in to a song
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Mon February 22, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Transit to end fines for light rail riders who "forget" to validate their tickets before boarding. This should work out well
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pediatric bone cancer survivor and current physician assistant Hayley Arceneaux named as passenger on SpaceX's first private spaceflight, scheduled late this year
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Site that says "When I was in college" running out of ideas. Following video game week will be Natty Light week and Mighty Mighty Bosstones week
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Italian ambassador to DR Congo killed in ambush. Siegfried seen fuming, grabbing his sword
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
George Clooney is about to make Gym Jordan's no good, very bad day by making a docuseries on wrestler sex abuse at Ohio State
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Future cities may be lit by bioluminescent trees. Your idiot neighbor no doubt will put one next to your bedroom window
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Sun February 21, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Four games are up for Sunday hockey, starting at 2:00 PM ET with the Devils and Capitals on NBC, and highlighted by the Lake Tahoe game between the Bruins and Flyers at 7:30 PM on NBCSN. Have enough goon juice on hand?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Have one too many drinks on your airline flight, win stupid prizes like a $65k fine
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(Android Police)
 
 
 
Chrome system developers moonlighting as archaeologists unearth an early Macintosh from the 1980s, decide its calendar "Desk Accessory" is still a good idea
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Sat February 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
CIA declassifies, releases 13 million pages on streetlights
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hot mic at a supposedly private school board meeting? Uh-oh
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The next time-honored movie story to be ruined by turning it into a TV series is Blade Runner
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Texas power bills increase slightly to $202,102.16
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Edible holograms to make fancy cakes even dearer. But they still haven't figured out edible gifs
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If like piña coladas and gettin' caught in the plane. I'm not much into health food. I am into throwing my daughters under the bus. Now I've got to catch my flight from Cancun by tomorrow noon. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I used to fly 75k miles a year for work, but it's been 19 months since I last crossed an ocean, and 12 months since my last flight anywhere. Any of you other road warriors miss the travel? I've been reduced to watching old Delta videos for nostalgia
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Toyota was building ESP into its cars way back in the seventies
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Animatronic Pets provide companionship to seniors at retirement center, much like animatronic grandparents provide companionship to neglected kids at theme parks
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Constable goes 133km/h in a 70 zone with no lights or sirens and permanently cripples a driver, claims he isn't guilty of "dangerous driving causing grievous bodily harm"
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(WGME Portland)
 
 
 
Nothing like a candlelight bath on Valentine's day. In a stranger's home
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(Fark)
 
 
 
*Lightning crashes* So, it has come to this. DUNN DUNN DUNNNN. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, overly dramatic edition
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Air Force asks The Crowd to suggest name for first F-35 Lightning II fighter squadron. Surprisingly the result was not Buzz McLightyear
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
No Man's Sky starts crossover event with Pokemon, still just has the same 11 planets over and over and over again forever
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(Motorious)
 
 
 
Guy treats a rental Corvette like a truck to outrun the cops
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Tue February 16, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Metro Exodus will have ray-tracing on the PS5 and Xbox Series X|S, so you can see light dancing in your favorite spirit, Bourbon
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the frothing mob, including one Douglas Jensen, that chased Capitol Police Officer Eugene Goodman up all those flights of stairs? So does a grand jury
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Amazon is forcing employees into anti-union meetings, texting them up to 5x daily, putting messages in bathrooms, even changing traffic light patterns to harm union organizing in Alabama. Wait. Amazon controls traffic lights??
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man subdued by law enforcement officers on flight from Atlanta to Boston after attempting to open cabin door mid-flight. No word whether or not he saw a creature walking on the wings and pulling up the engine cowlings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"A surprising number of ivory bison are being born in the West, confounding geneticists, delighting the rest of us, and we hope fulfilling a Native American prophecy of peace and goodwill on earth"
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Former flight attendants, laid off during air industry retrenchment, excel at selling insurance because of their hospitality training and interpersonal skills
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Some voter)
 
 
 
First legislator of African descent and the first African American to earn a bachelor's degree from an American college or university will have his portrait to hung in a Statehouse. And still a better story than Twili..oh. it *is* Twilight? Carry on
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
There was no Black Lightning LIVE thread last week for the Season Four premiere. S4 E2: "The Book of Reconstruction: Chapter Two" features an adult gang war, family and school issues, tonight at 9PM EST on The CW
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The (Off) White House, a monument to the hubris of Huey P Long, who wanted a replica of the White House so he would know where the light switches in the bathrooms were when he got to be president
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In his lighthouse at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Jaguar finally figures out how to fix its crappy engines
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
After the daughter of the designer of the Lombardi Trophy expressed dismay at how the Bucs were mistreating the trophy, Bucs GM Jason Licht's response? The "Lighten Up, Francis" GIF
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Voyager crewmembers remember when the show's Captain ran screaming from the bridge after a fire made everyone late for dinner
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Panhandle Hooker ready to blow the lower half of Michigan
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
BRIAN BLESSED is only loud WHEN HE WANTS TO BE
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Just what flatulent lovers need for Valentine's Day, an award-winning chef has created a fart-free curry recipe to spice up the big day
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Sat February 13, 2021
(US Food and Drug Administration)
 
 
 
New FDA-approved tongue fitness device slightly reduces snoring and sleep apnea, significantly increases partner satisfaction
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Still bitter over the Rams moving to LA in 2016, the city of St. Louis is suing Rams owner Stan Kroenke, the NFL, and all 31 individual NFL teams for .... *pinky to mouth* .... ONE BEEEEEEELLLLLLION DOLLARS *arched eyebrow*
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Streetlights Over Vegas
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All life as you know it will stop instantaneously and every molecule in your body will explode at the speed of light
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less frustrating than finding out disk 20 of your Windows 95 install disks is corrupt it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Halcyon Lightspeed Edition free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Do you emulate older retro games?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Britney slightly more free
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Texas AG Ken Paxton may be slightly corrupt
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How stress, illness and sunburn trigger cold sore flareups. But not in you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Och, it's a wee bit nippy oot
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
FlyADeal regrets to inform passengers that flight 408 will be delayed while we repair the drone strike damage
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
It's now possible to monitor your body's fat burning orally. This also means your mouth really is your exhaust pipe
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
What do you mean you've never been to Alpha Centauri. Oh, for heaven's sake, mankind, it's only four light years away, you know
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Some special snarker spotlighted Santa's sister
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neighborhood putting their Christmas lights back up after one woman was shamed for not taking down her father's lights in a timely manner after he passed from Covid-19
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
Many videos of recent streetlight. Authorities say not to worry, it's just a nuclear missile
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Man caught driving around with hand-painted number plates reading "Not stolen OK" was also disqualified, unregistered and uninsured. At 2am with his lights off of course
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
If you learned relativity with 'relativistic mass' as part of it, you're going to want to fix that
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's have a moment of calm waters. Here's Carly Simon singing 'Moonlight Serenade' - on The Queen Mary 2, no less. Enjoy the zen
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The Year of Ox is shining a light on Hong Kong's wild bovines, the legacy of John Entwhistle
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finally, a legitimate and non-Covidie excuse for not taking down the Christmas lights
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters new album is having the best the best the best of sales as it's number one in the UK and has sold more than the rest of the top ten albums combined
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Business Insider (Australia))
 
 
 
Singapore Airlines is dumping the bargain hunter plebs: its long distance flights will be all premium seats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Judge: Proud Boys leader charged in US Capitol riots may leave jail. DOJ prosecutors: WTF, guy is a flight risk and was caught with a fake passport, don't waste taxpayer money "looking for Kyle"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Why the fark wasn't he watching the game like everybody else?
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(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
Two somewhat obscure Upstate NY grocery store chains merge to firm larger, slightly less obscure grocery store chain
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Racist parents scurry like cockroaches when the spotlight of publicity hits them
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist tries to dissect the light at the end of the tunnel when you die (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Intel: Dude, we totally beat the Apple's M1 as long as we cherry-pick the specific benchmark and couple it to our most favorable hardware. Because doing that is totally better than not shining a light on Apple's first attempt
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Sun February 07, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen violent, racist Kyle? No, not that one, the other one. Yeah, he's also about this tall, and sounds like a real delight
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(CityNews Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian runs a red light on a skateboard. As you can guess the story ends with him in the hospital with multiple injuries and a concussion. You might not guess how he got there though
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a cheap procedure to make wood transparent that doesn't involve dirty movies
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists develop a cheap procedure to make wood transparent that doesn't involve dirty movies
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Wake up, sheeple: Donald Trump is still President and is carrying out executions in broad daylight
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
Will someone fold in the cheese? Will there be another skewering of the QAnonsense pervading Washington? Will Alec Baldwin return? Will Jost and Che continue being the highlight? Dan Levy hosts, Phoebe Bridgers does the music. SNL, 11:30PM on NBC
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The GOP is already revising history with how they and Trump handled the pandemic, here's a preview of how they plan to gaslight the country
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Swedish nurse "wins" contest to be locked inside a lighthouse, forced to watch 60 indy movies for a film festival. No word if accommodations include 2 smart-mouth robots, guy named Joel
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Superb Owl advertising will look vastly different this year
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Today)
 
 
 
Being tall has its advantages. Just ask the Marine who escorted Lady Gaga to the podium to sing at the inauguration
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
So a bored guy buys a million lemons online, then asks the internet to help him figure what to do with them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do people who end up in the Guinness Book of World Records look like? Glad you asked. Look at these while subby eats his second bicycle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less likely to bore the kids than explaining expanded memory to them it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT For The King and Metro: Last Light Redux free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite turn based strategy game?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Ronald McDonald has been keeping a secret from us, and it's not the thinning head of gray hair he may or may not be hiding under that curly red wig"
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Thu February 04, 2021
(DW)
 
 
 
I hope you're putting everything on plastic, because you're putting plastic on everything
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(Ka-boom)
 
 
 
Short seller Hindenburg Research, fresh off of blowing up Nikola Motor, lights the fuse under Clover Health
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Pandemic penthouse party extraordinaire: mood lights, exotic dancers and a 100 cheeseburgers
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook's toxic Groups let white supremacist terrorists organize. Now cue the simpering non-apologies and promises to do whatever bare minimum gets them out of the uncomfortable spotlight
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Apparently, not pulling over for a cop because you "didn't feel like it" is not a defense. (With mugshot goodness)
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Apparently, not pulling over for a cop because you "didn't feel like it" is not a defense. (With mugshot goodness)
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
33-year-old one-eyed, arthritic, geriatric bat, enjoys sponge baths, fruit snacks and simulated flights, living his best life
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Wed February 03, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He thumbed his way from L.A. back to Knoxville. He found out those bright lights ain't where he belonged. From a phone booth in the rain he called to tell me he had a change of dreams he's coming home. This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games for Wednesday Night Hockey. At 5:30 PM ET we have the Red Wings duking it out with the Lightning. Then at 8:00 PM ET it is the Bruins and the Flyers squaring off. Both games are on NBCSN. We all ready for a fun time?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"A new way?" This implies there's at least one more
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"A new way?" This implies there's at least one more
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Tue February 02, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
For those times when you want to experience an alternate reality, Jet Blue introduces suites on Trans-Atlantic flights that feature sliding doors
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic Rep. reminds coal miners and oil workers that jobs in solar panel factories and assembling windmills pay just as well
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Takeoff and flight fine. Landing-not so much. Elon Musk haters to the right please
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(EuroNews)
 
 
 
Pumped full of drugs and hoisted up by your feet might be considered BDSM in some circles but for these horny beasts it could be a lifesaver
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Mon February 01, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Cool: Aaron Rodgers confirms he was riding in back of pickup truck holding a case of beer. Not so cool: Bud Light
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
You're my human now
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
February 1, 2003: After traveling at "18 times the speed of light," the Space Shuttle Columbia broke apart killing seven astronauts and ultimately the Shuttle Program
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Sun January 31, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Working Apple-1 Computer for sale, for slightly more than the original list price
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(Dutch News)
 
 
 
Amsterdam's red light area to be moved to a purpose-built "erotic centre" on the outskirts. No grass or ass for tourists within the city. Gas still available
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Maybe the limits of lasers aren't the real limits. And maybe the acronym laser isn't applicable anymore. Bring on the PHOTON CANNONS
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Maybe the limits of lasers aren't the real limits. And maybe the acronym laser isn't applicable anymore. Bring on the PHOTON CANNONS
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's a streetlight, ffs
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Sat January 30, 2021
(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Teen gets job as intern at NASA, finds new planet third day on job
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Maliciously severing flight communication lines at air traffic control in Honolulu while nearly a dozen planes are in the air? Yeah, that's a major sentence of ... two years probation and a $5,000 fine?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Horrified dog food factory worker maybe needs to lay off the LSD spiked kibble, says he 'saw a 7ft telepathic alien mantis' while cycling home (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri January 29, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Friday night and the lights are low Looking out for a place to go Where they play the right music, getting in the swing You come to look for the MSNBC discussion thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Things to put in the recycling bin: Plastic containers, cardboard, glass bottles, aluminum cans. Things to NOT put in the recycling bin: Pizza boxes, light bulbs, ceramics, human bodies
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(Axios)
 
 
 
First Doug highlights food inequality in his first public outing
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Canada cancels all flights to warmer destinations, remainder of planet cut off
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's like knowing the difference between extreme and mega doritos
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are you closing out your Robinhood positions due to their tomfoolery? Any recommendations for other investing options that also have phone apps? LGN
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Air Force is planning a 'first-of-its kind' flyover before Super Bowl LV, promises to deliver something exciting called "snake and nape" to delight the crowd
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Thu January 28, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
More evidence that the Irish drink too much and fall down in dark fields at night: Ireland now tops the list in Europe for alien visits with 105 claimed UFO sightings
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Dalian coherent light source reveals origin of interstellar disulfur. You can also catch him co-hosting with Drew on Twitch
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(Bay Journal)
 
 
 
Maryland balloon banners suggest planting a tree, lighting candles, or drumming to honor birthdays, graduates, and marriages. Any other ideas that have a little more "pop?"
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
♪ The CEO from Philly Fighting ♪ saw the doses were fast expiring ♪ he gave the shots out quick as lightning ♪ in fact, it was a little bit frightening ♪
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Sunlight is the best disinfectant, but you know how sometimes you start digging into the rot and you find that it's spread everywhere?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
If you're disqualified from driving, taking your family to do their grocery shopping in a second hand ambulance with the lights flashing might draw attention
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Light pollution is linked to preterm births and reduced birth weights. Researchers hope this spawns policy discussion
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Boeing's latest financial reports indicate that its 2020 profits looked something like the flight trajectory of a 737 Max
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Wed January 27, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Holocaust Memorial Day marked by lighting statue of Sir Nicholas Winton (known as the "British Schindler") with 669 candles - one for each boy and girl he helped save from the concentration camps
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Let the Senate vote. Drag Moscow Mitch into the light and show America what he truly is
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Before Skynet controlled the surface, Poopnet ran the underworld
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Before Skynet controlled the surface, Poopnet ran the underworld
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The story of how blood stem cells maintain their lifelong potential for self-renewal is not even slightly ironic
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The one, and I'm sure only video of New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft in a massage parlor must be destroyed, judge rules. The same way the video of me with my light saber in my garage has been destroyed, never to be seen again by anyone
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Nature)
 
 
 
Giant photon avalanches have been observed in nanoparticles, giving hope to the possibility of nano-St. Bernards
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Giant photon avalanches have been observed in nanoparticles, giving hope to the possibility of nano-St. Bernards
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(Gloucestershire Live)
 
 
 
Wiltshire police are asking owners of light aircraft to check & see if they are missing a door
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dress goes viral after people can't decide what color it is. This is not a repeat
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Puzzling signal on Saturn's moon Rhea may finally be explained. No, it's not aliens
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man who reported sighting of Bigfoot family is also author of book about beasts in America. I'm sure it's just a coincidence and is really a true sighting (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Winona Daily News)
 
 
 
Throwback Thursdays are usually lighthearted news filler. Not in Winona, where they throw back to the good old days of carbon monoxide asphyxiation at home
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Absolutely adorable ugly-ass white kangaroo born at the New York Zoo
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Sat January 23, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Running untested viewer-submitted code on a 500 LED lighted Christmas tree? Sure, I watch this for a few minutes... (45 mins later) ... Ok, that was very cool
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(Some Rice Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is making Thai pineapple fried rice for the first time Sunday. LGT the recipe (I'm adding chicken). Suggestions and tips appreciated
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Lightning say "fark these 6 Blue Jackets in particular." The Canadiens & Canucks clash in Canada. And the Flyers & Bruins just don't like each other. Hockey starts @ 2 PM ET
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
So it turns out that Fran Lebowitz has been writing after all -- in the form of one-star Amazon reviews, like this one for a Rubik's Cube: "You finish it. Now what? Congratulations, you have a slightly more attractive cube"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In Jacksonville FL you're more likely to die in a traffic accident than be murdered...but only slightly
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Fri January 22, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Hotel porter who cleared ash and embers from a fire last thing at night decided it'd be a good idea to put this debris into a plastic bag. In a cupboard containing kindling and firelighters. If you have been here a while you may guess the outcome
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Turd Blossom sees sunlight, vents his spleen
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Houseplants that you can take to the bathroom. STEM tab + Sappy 👍👍👍
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(CNN)
 
 
 
American Airlines has so much extra wine due to flight schedule cutbacks from COVID-19, they started a wine home delivery service
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Thu January 21, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Hallway Scene from "The Mandalorian", synced to "Luke's Theme". Someone tell that damned Jedi to quit cutting onions with his lightsaber
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(Lawfare Blog)
 
 
 
Let's talk 14th Amendment, Section 3 and how the authors screwed us once again by leaving out one slightly important detail - how to enforce it
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(Some Jammer)
 
 
 
Now that they've beaten Ticketmaster, Pearl Jam forces tribute band to change their name to something a little more appropritate
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes returns to light practice. Refuses to explain how he got Hal Jordan's ring
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(Some Sailor)
 
 
 
Just sold: One (1) Norwegian warship. Slightly used, see "big boat roadkill" disclosure
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Pandemic? There's a Pandemic? Sorry, officer, I've been drunk for the last year so we missed this news. Surprisingly this excuse did not work
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
*flicks lighter* FREEE BIRRD *woooooooo*
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(Some Winner)
 
 
 
Winner of the Best T**** Nickname and a chance for your "Deplorable Mentions" to get the spotlight in this final parking-lot-of-some- landscaping-place- next-to-a-porn-shop of a thread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
With slightly less than 48 hours to go the cruelty is still the point. Stateless man brought to the US when he was 5 years old to be deported to Haiti, even though he is not a Haitian citizen
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in socialized medicineland, Canadian government to foot entire $2.8 million cost for single dose of life saving drug for toddler
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
The Million Militia March attendance was slightly overestimated
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Monday night Footie in the EPL: Gunners face a Newcastle squad looking to put a bad loss behind them. Will Steve Bruce's dressing down light a fire under the Magpies? Will Arsenal finally break into the top half? Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Flight attendant warns us about the drink you should 'never ever' consume on a plane, along with the fish dinner (possible nsfw content on page). It's tea and coffee
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Lighten up UK, when your most recent lockdown ends things will get better, you'll only be facing a massive 'gonorrhoea outbreak'. Something to look forward to
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's a video of Annie Lennox playing Moonlight Sonata. Just wanted to share
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Sun January 17, 2021
(Alternative Press)
 
Video
 
10 notable K-pop covers of alt-rock standards. Come for "Numb" enhanced with EDM, trap, and Korean lyrics, stay for choreographed version of Skrillex/Korn classic "Get Up" [warning: first video includes strobing light effect]
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Sat January 16, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Face-scratching, dick-waving, aggressive dogs and reckless driving: Bobo the Treason Clown and her husband, the sentient can of 4Loko, are exactly as delightful as you would expect
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Prada Cup in Auckland day two Highlights Ineos finds their pace. American Magic can't get it up. The race for the America's Cup is underway
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
MacBook Touch Bar, 2016-2021. RIP ... and good riddance
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Let there be light"
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Fri January 15, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Ope, I'm just gonna sneak past ya and grab some No, Yeah
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
"Dammit Bill, I told you you can't eat your hot wings in the lab...wait a second, that's odd"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In light of insurrection members being surprised of getting put on no-fly lists, you can show them this story by comic artist Bill Sienkiewicz on how he was visited by the FBI for asking someone to shake Trump's hand Trump-style
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Skynet's not only getting smarter, it's getting brighter
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Winning the lottery or getting struck by lightning: which has better odds?
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Thu January 14, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Deciding to end its long-haul flights and focus on Europe, Norwegian Air cuts 2/3 of its fleet and is now the size of, like, Luxembourg Cessna
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump struggles to build an impeachment legal team willing to light themselves on fire and never be taken seriously again for zero pay
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drew greenlights this google talk about Matthew McConaughey's new book called Greenlights, greenlights
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(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
China's new unmanned war drone takes maiden flight. It's appearance of looking exactly like one of the US drones is merely coincidental
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Guess who is being labeled as a potential flight risk by prosecutors. Go on, guess
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Wed January 13, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So about that UV light cure for Covid... Numbers 3, 18, 19, look like they work
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Calabria district of Italy, where they make candelabra, starts mob trial against The 'Ndrangheta, the pasta makers. 3 judges recuse themselves because they've eaten pasta by candle light, been made offers they can't refuse
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Jüri Ratas resigns as prime minister of Estonia. In other news, Estonia is actually a country, and not an online marijuana supplier
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Headline: "spacecraft answers the question: How dark is space?" Article: "telescope may be able to help solve the mystery"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Because it's 2020+1, behold Razer's N-95 gaming mask, with rechargeable ventilation system, built-in mic and amplifier, and RGB puke that extends into the ultraviolent band
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Tue January 12, 2021
(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Asahi Juroku Cha, a zero-calorie caffeine-free drink with purported health benefits, reviewed and found light, brown and refreshing, perhaps to counteract effects of Asahi Beer
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Twenty-three people have been charged by RCMP for preventing lobsters from finding their forever homes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Mike Pence invoke Amendment 25 Section 4 on Marco Inaros before it is too late? "The Expanse" -- "Oyedeng" is streaming now on Amazon Prime
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Needed: Milk cartons one million light-years tall
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(CNN)
 
 
 
I'll light the fire, robot places the flowers in the vase that you bought Sarah Connor today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican congressman encourages his voters to commit a little light treason
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(DW)
 
 
 
The Darknet got a little bit lighter today
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(Gannett Images)
 
 
 
Photoshop this golden light fixture
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
She's in her nineties, doesn't need a license or to know the road rules or even stop for red lights. What could go possibly wrong? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon January 11, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
All declassified CIA documentation on streetlights available for download in one convenient location
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Sapporo municipal airport to raise its profile by (a) lengthening runway to permit more flights (b) adding better links to subway (c) renaming itself for virtual anime idol Hatsune Miku (d) all of the above
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What was Trump's real-time reaction to the storming of the Capitol? Ben Sasse says he was "delighted" and "confused about why other people on his team weren't as excited as he was"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Scottish fishermen credit Brexit for making their businesses enviable...ah, no wait a second, slight typo there, that should read unviable. They credit Brexit for making their businesses unviable
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Subby was told there would be no math, and they were right
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Subby was told there would be no math, and they were right
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Sat January 09, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
To the roof, must help with the Christmas lights
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Fri January 08, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google says adieu to Parler
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers have developed a new method to revamp and minimize the yeast genome. Brewers, bakers, candlestick takers all delighted
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Serial bank robber who moonlights as a serial litigant finally arrested
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Con artists charges retiree $200 for a fake Covid-19 vaccine
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Our CEO may have committed a little light insurrection. We're assessing the situation
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Thu January 07, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ashli Babbitt, the woman killed in the insurrection yesterday, evidently made politically-charged videos. She seemed like a delight
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Airlines banned booze on flights out of DC this morning. Ordinarily that'd be considered "cruel and unusual," but for those cretins let's call it a decent start
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"It just seemed like a business, real robotic. Even the ones on the payroll seemed to be fighting, positioning in order to climb that ladder which, in my opinion, is not what a church is supposed to be"
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(Some Magnetic Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists observe live cells responding to magnetic fields for first time. Cool. This explains the migration patterns of birds, insects, and fish, and why Subby's magnetic personality constantly attracts beautiful nubile women
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(Some Magnetic Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists observe live cells responding to magnetic fields for first time. Cool. This explains the migration patterns of birds, insects, and fish, and why Subby's magnetic personality constantly attracts beautiful nubile women
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
Now to for the weather, here's Noah (A 1st grader)
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Sony to begin selling giant LED displays for virtual sets instead of greenscreen backgrounds, like what Epic Games and ILM made for the Mandalorian. This is the way
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Wed January 06, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
In light of last night's runoff elections, lets take a minute to salute a group that along with Gritty, Stacey Abrams, and Jordy Nelson's backside helped shape politics in 2020: Kpop Stans
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Like a well-crafted greenlight, if you want it done right, do it yourself
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(Wilmington Star News)
 
 
 
Oak Island Lighthouse gets newfangled LED lantern upgrade. Just for fun, guess how much it cost
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(Wilmington Star News)
 
 
 
Oak Island Lighthouse gets newfangled LED lantern upgrade. Just for fun, guess how much it cost
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Mars' crack is the biggest in the solar system. Uranus remains unremarkable
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Tue January 05, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Legendary 1970 Dodge Challenger makes it into Library of Congress. Even though it's the 'The Black Ghost,' Kowalski approves
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(Collider)
 
 
 
How many people are going to be freaking out thinking that Chewbacca is getting a lightsaber?
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
The next step in the evolution of the T-1000 is here
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Baptisms in the Sistine Chapel have been cancelled. In other news babies had been getting baptized in the Sistine Chapel
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When Geraldo starts speaking sense, you know you have entered the Twilight Zone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doctors: she's dead. Also Doctors: well, this is slightly embarrassing
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The trailer for Star Wars: The High Republic has arrived, so get ready for...books
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX's Superheavy won't land with legs. Instead the pad will catch a falling behemoth
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Mon January 04, 2021
(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Using their god-given intelligence astronomers agree the universe is nearly 14 billion years old
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(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Township severely limits the size of industrial buildings to 5% of property size will wait until next year to decry lack of jobs and tax base and ask for aid from state and federal governments
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Strange ice crystals in the UK look just like Donald Trump's hair, except these formation wilt away at the slightest touch instead of hate-tweeting you and your entire family for several weeks
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Some galaxies are green. All galaxies are made of stars. No stars are never green. WTF?
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(NASA)
 
 
 
When the solar system decides to dance, it trips the light fantastic
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Sun January 03, 2021
(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)
 
 
 
Nashville bomber's manifesto reads like a mashup of V and They Live. With no mention of 5G. Yet
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Fri January 01, 2021
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop these lights
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(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Large blue streetlight hovers above Oahu and then drops into the ocean
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Mathematicians finally discover when your elevator will arrive. This works on so many levels
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Thu December 31, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Man gets annoyed by neighbor's motion detection light so he aims 8 construction grade floodlights at neighbor's house. Cop compares it to Wrigley's Field, probably 1989 or later Wrigley's Field though article doesn't specify
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
San Francisco sends off 2020 not with a bang, but a rumble
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Wed December 30, 2020
(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
Not news: After worker tests positive for COVID-19, workplace closes for a couple hours of deep cleaning and sanitizing, then resumes business as usual. Fark: Workplace is the FAA regional center for Dallas, almost 200 flights delayed or canceled
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Air Force works on new "solar power from space" concept. Space Force arguing over who has to tell the Air Force where sunlight comes from
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thank God, Dear Penthouse has not been affected by Covid
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Covid reinfection risk drops with the presence of antibodies. In other news, darkness risk drops with presence of sunlight
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Tue December 29, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
What would make a promising race car driver walk away from the sport for 4 years? For one female, it was being asked to pose nude in return for a Indy Lights drive
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Metasurfaces enable quantum edge detection, achromatic focusing, electromagnetic cloaking, and lots more really cool phrases
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Didn't RTFA, the headline was scary enough. Team Biden will need a number of black lights to check out the walls and ceilings apparently
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Prince William County, VA police department -- the same one that had an officer moonlighting as a right-wing terrorist on Parler -- decides that its 5 officers who shot an armed 79-year-old didn't do anything wrong
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Mon December 28, 2020
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Young German pilot draws crude, spurting phallus on flight radar as a reminder to start sticking it in
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Sun December 27, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
There is strange stuff for sale online. There's the Fark shop... and then there are these guys
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Sat December 26, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Forty years ago strange lights were spotted hovering over a pine forest in Suffolk, finally the truth shines on Britain's most famous 'alien encounter'
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Thu December 24, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Scottish tweets that are by turns hilarious and incomprehensible
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(CBC)
 
 
 
A Christmas message from a competent North American leader
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(AP News)
 
 
 
♬ O little town of Bethlehem, how still thy town hath grown / The Christmas mobs of tourist yobs, must shelter in place at home / Yet in thy dark streets shineth, a light against the gloom / Pandemic fear may ebb next year, the angels sing on Zoom ♬
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Due to Covid fears, flights between the UK and China suspended. By China
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Wed December 23, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
A Mandalorian-themed Christmas light show? This is the way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Okay, all the inspirational video you need to go into the holidays. Merry whatever, everybody. Someone get the lights, empty the eggnog
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
The top 8 controversial rebrands of 2020. Come for Fisher Price -- excuse me, "fp" -- ruining your childhood, stay for Coors Light getting sassed on Twitter by Evian, and laugh at logo for Denis Villeneuve's "Dunc"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers develop new way to break electromagnetic reciprocity law, don't give a fark
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers develop new way to break electromagnetic reciprocity law, don't give a fark
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this woodpecker in flight
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Eddie Izzard would like to enlighten you about the pronouns she prefers to use
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Tue December 22, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Festive pilot makes sure Santa knows Scotland is ready for him, draws Christmas tree over Highlands as seen on flight radar app
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enlightenment failed
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Due to Japan's aging population, high popularity of individual tombstones, and high price of these tombstones, cheaper communal tombstones have increased in popularity. Hence the Bluetooth tombstone, invented to personalize your mourning
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Unlike America, the Israeli government failed to pass its critical budget and is now on the brink of collapse, which would mean a fourth round of elections in under two years. Thanks for making us look slightly less incompetent, guys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Couple with dog on Delta flight decide they'd rather not fly - after the plane started taxiing down the runway. Which left only one option
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Don't ask a lemming to commit suicide. It's liable to rip your lungs out
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Blink and you'll miss it
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Mon December 21, 2020
(ABC11 North Carolina)
 
 
 
"I'll have two bloody Marys, a tequila sunrise, and three Bud Lights to go"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We heard that you like conflagration, so we struck a lightning bolt in the volcano
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Probably one of those little ones that have like seven flights a day and will be located in some swampland in Florida
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(NPR)
 
 
 
It's only taken 32 years, but US finally ready to charge bombmaker for attack on Pan Am flight 103 that went down over Lockerbie, Scotland
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: man with COVID-19 lies and boards plane. Worse: he dies in mid-flight
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Uh, we've had a slight queue malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you? We're aware of the issue with the queue, so no need to report it, thanks
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Sun December 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
International flights are filled with solo babies, much as intergalactic flights are filled with Solo babies
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Oh bugger. Someone is trying to make another Glass Clock. Someone notify the History Monks
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Oh bugger. Someone is trying to make another Glass Clock. Someone notify the History Monks
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(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
For those that prefer their Listeria lightly salted, Trader Joe's has your solution
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Sat December 19, 2020
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Taco Bell employee brought to tears from generous tip, rather than acrid farts
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For the second Saturday Night NFL game, the Panthers travel to Lambeau to play the Packers. Will the Panthers continue their plummet like the temperature? Will the Packers win with Aaron Rodgers lighting it up? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on NFL Network
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Wild tales of slaughtered bulls, human sacrifice and much merriment? It's that time of year again - Winter Solstice
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Wild tales of slaughtered bulls, human sacrifice and much merriment? It's that time of year again - Winter Solstice
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Conservative WI Supreme Court Justice "in the Twilight Zone" for following legal precedent with Trump cases. Rod Serling smokes approvingly
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Fri December 18, 2020
(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
The lowest lowlights of the lowest year in the whole history of low
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Oncologists worried about all those UV lights we've been using to treat the Covid inside us that the bleach can't reach
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Moff Gideon, dark troopers, and an Imperial light cruiser vs. Mando, Boba Fett, friends, and Slave 1. Let's fight. "The Mandalorian": Chapter 16, the season finale, will be released by a Disney+ super star destroyer at 3:01 AM ET
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Thu December 17, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Thief steals one light bulb
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to Saturday night? When you dressed up sharp & you felt all right. It don't seem the same since cosmic light came into my life. I thought I was divine I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go & listen to the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
With deflategate a distant memory, Rob Gronkowski lends his toothy grin to a new scam. Angry customer won't let him whitewash his way out of it
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California has a shortage of body bags. Douche bags in high abundance however
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Place on ground, light fuse, get away
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
The winter solstice is coming on the 21st. Here is what you need to know about it
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Birx insists she once whispered "No" behind Donnie's back while he went on a conspiracy fantasy-laden tirade about covid-19
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Spirit Airlines flight now landing at BWI Gate 12... Gate 13 ... Gate 15
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Wed December 16, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Sometimes justice takes a while
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Next up: photon torpedoes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
5,000-year-old Great Pyramid artifact found in Scotland. Experts pronounce it smoky, ruggedly spicy, with a strong peat finish
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Midweek EPL: Gunners - Saints, Leeds - Magpies, Fulham - BHA. Highlight matches: Leicester and Everton, a London derby with Palace and West Ham, and the main event: Spurs and Pool in a battle of the top two. At 1:00 pm ET on NBCSN / Peacock
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Copious weed and hate-sex?
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